>I say the country decides to be represented by it in football and has no official flag so it's a good contender for use here
>You say "umm like look at muh wiki quote its not even official lol xDd?!"
>I reply pointing out your mistake
>"Wow ebin le typo my man haha now I don't need to argue xDdd"
>I point this out
>"Ermmm a typo is not a typo lol!!! My fallacious argument still stands haha I am from leddit xDDDD
>Point out you did it again
>"Haha le KEK do I fit in yet xDddd?!?!"
>"Haha let me try and force my meme to get the last word in because I never actually had an argument LOL!! XD"
>Give you the chance to actually make an argument in each post
>"NO m'lady I shan't back down, I started this argument and I mean to finish it - therefore I must get the last word in without actually doing any arguing LOL! XPP"
>"Don't forget I samefagged to look like someone agreed with me then used the same argument xD"
>"Let me try the indirect again LOL! XD"
Edition
france
Vote or die edition
http://www.strawpoll.me/10440147
hue
Really makes you think
Alright lads, there are SIX words hidden in this picture.
Can you find them all?
>>60574757
i do like french cuisine
though as a fat bastard i like quite a few different cuisines
brexit
>>60574774
Why isn't 'fat cunts' an option?
Americans who post here using Britishisms are just being ironically super gay right
MURDERBALL
found a real gem
>>>/pol/76631830
>>60574677
you should write a poem about your feelings desu
i'll start you off
How cruel is fate?
Allowing me to know you
To feel your heart, to cup your pain
To pick you up when you fall down
To speak with you for endless hours
But not permitting us to meet?
How ironic is this tale?
A veritable 'You've got mail'!
Spirits twisting in a vortex of time
Reaching out, exploding minds
A case of 'another time, another place'
If only I could feel your face.
And smell the perfume of your soul
I'd sing for you, your strings would dance
I promise you, you'd find your voice
We'd frollick upon the sands and then
Fall into a crumpled laughing heap
But I fear this incline is way too steep
How sad is the hand that's dealt
To dreamers and lovers, parted
The stars hold no merriment
The rainbow's colours are dulled
I want to share the sunrise with you
And nights of stormy passion
Instead the wait is everlasting
Moments of contact cherished like gems
Love pouring down the cyber wires
When all I really need my dear is just
Oh just to hold you for one second
And drink your beauty in....
so you just keep going from there and then get it published and she'll see it and voila everything's fixed
>>60574835
i unironically enjoy britain and british culture and i emulate it to seem more sophisticated while hanging out with the lads
if i stick my dick in a woman will that solve my problems?
>>60574839
fug I would smash this slag to smithereens
>>60574801
Fish, tree, hot, boy
>>60574889
no, it will only cause more
like questions about life, not any sexual problems
the chons is breaking again
you on the left
Imagine being so incredibly blown out that you make an entire thread dedicated to how mad you are about getting blown out. Mental.
>In the age of the first outburst and the subsequent Age of Conquests, the race is normally ethnically more or less homogeneous. This state of affairs facilitates a feeling of solidarity and comradeship. But in the Ages of Commerce and Affluence, every type of foreigner floods into the great city, the streets of which are reputed to be paved with gold. As, in most cases, this great city is also the capital of the empire, the cosmopolitan crowd at the seat of empire exercises a political influence greatly in excess of its relative numbers.
>Second- or third-generation foreign immigrants may appear outwardly to be entirely assimilated, but they often constitute a weakness in two directions. First, their basic human nature often differs from that of the original imperial stock. If the earlier imperial race was stubborn and slowmoving, the immigrants might come from more emotional races, thereby introducing cracks and schisms into the national policies, even if all were equally loyal.
>Second, while the nation is still affluent, all the diverse races may appear equally loyal. But in an acute emergency, the immigrants will often be less willing to sacrifice their lives and their property than will be the original descendants of the founder race.
>Third, the immigrants are liable to form communities of their own, protecting primarily their own interests, and only in the second degree that of the nation as a whole.
>Fourth, many of the foreign immigrants will probably belong to races originally conquered by and absorbed into the empire. While the empire is enjoying its High Noon of prosperity, all these people are proud and glad to be imperial citizens. But when decline sets in, it is extraordinary how the memory of ancient wars, perhaps centuries before, is suddenly revived, and local or provincial movements appear demanding secession or independence.
Thoughts on this?
>>60574939
s-she just nipped to the bathroom when this was taken
she is real
hmm
>>60574801
wave and nice
>>60574774
United Statesmen needs our help!
I donated $60! Who'll match me?
>>60574883
I'll be a poet
before you know it
>>60574939
gang of quegs with third rate gfs desu
>>60574801
tree
boy
nice
hot
fish
wave
what do i win
"never odd or even" is a palindrome
The [Malayan tapir] is easily identified by its markings, most notably the light-colored patch that extends from its shoulders to its rear end. The rest of its hair is black, except for the tips of its ears, which, as with other tapirs, are rimmed with white. This pattern is for camouflage; the disrupted coloration makes it more difficult to recognize it as a tapir, and other animals may mistake it for a large rock rather than prey when it is lying down to sleep.[4]
if you know anyone who is considering voting for Brexit (and I sincerely hope you don't), please point out to them that, thanks to the law of unintended consequences, a vote for Brexit has a 99% certainty of also being a vote for the following:
1. Boris Johnson as Prime Minister - our very own, better-educated, answer to Donald Trump!
2. Scotland leaving the United Kingdom in order to remain in the EU.
3. A three-year recession in the UK.
4. Uncontained delight for Donald Trump, Rupert Murdoch, Kim Jong-un, ISIS, the Taliban, and all other enemies of democracy.
5. A huge setback for the West as whole, and for its slow progress towards peace and stability since 1945.
6. A collapse in the pound: which will mean no more European holidays for most British people, and high inflation at home.
7. All those retired British people in Spain being sent home (or being forced home by the weak pound and lack of access to healthcare), where they will be a drain on the UK health care system instead of the Spanish one.
8. London's Polish builders all going to Germany (see point 6), and leaving us to contend with British builders.
9. No change in net immigration figures: since, in order to gain access to the EU single market, neighbouring nations also have to accept free movement of labour. There's no chance of the UK being granted an exception.
10. The final collapse of British farming, as EU subsidies are withdrawn, and promises to replace them from Westminster are not honoured.
And then ask them to consider, whether it is worth enduring this outcome, in order to express their disgruntlement over immigration policy and EU bureaucracy?
>Have a cracked version of windows 7 which has never popped up saying the trial period is over or anything for the 2 years I've used it
>want to upgrade to 10
>The upgrade tool says it's not a valid copy
>>60574919
nah it's still just gonna get worse
UNLESS you leave immediately afterwards
going round to the oneitis' house tonight lad
she friendzoned me years ago but i usually go there to watch films, help her wax and eat takeaways
so close yet so far
>>60574947
>I say the country decides to be represented by it in football and has no official flag so it's a good contender for use here
>You say "umm like look at muh wiki quote its not even official lol xDd?!"
>I reply pointing out your mistake
>"Wow ebin le typo my man haha now I don't need to argue xDdd"
>I point this out
>"Ermmm a typo is not a typo lol!!! My fallacious argument still stands haha I am from leddit xDDDD
>Point out you did it again
>"Haha le KEK do I fit in yet xDddd?!?!"
>"Haha let me try and force my meme to get the last word in because I never actually had an argument LOL!! XD"
>Give you the chance to actually make an argument in each post
>"NO m'lady I shan't back down, I started this argument and I mean to finish it - therefore I must get the last word in without actually doing any arguing LOL! XPP"
>"Don't forget I samefagged to look like someone agreed with me then used the same argument xD"
>"Let me try the indirect again LOL! XD
>fanny
>always comes with baggage
>fannypacks
>fanny(fanny) - pack(baggage)
i understand now
>>60574835
haha cheeky jab at us yanks mate
fancy quitting it tho lad?
>>60574963
hmm... it lacks a certain je ne sais quoi
>He's still going
Imagine being his parents.
i like willies
GOD TIER
>nuclear family (two parents raising biological children)
HIGH TIER
>extended family (parents raising biological children with other family members in the home)
LOW TIER
>single parent family (one parent raising biological children)
>childless family (married couple without children)
KILL YOURSELF TIER
>step family (parent(s) raising non-biological children, MUH WIFE'S SON)
>>60575065
nah poof
>>60575091
*kills myself*
>>60575046
>help her wax
why do the japs have such fancy toilets lads?
>>60575083
post a pic of your willie haha
>>60575046
>help her wax
Don't joke about things like that lad.
>>60574995
rise to vote sir
do geese see god
>>60574871
>>60575118
t. bender
>>60575091
Batman tier
>MY PARENTS ARE DEEEAAAD
Well, technically I just pretend my dad is dead. But I think it counts.
getting really annoyed at lefties
I would love to bully poleaboo in real life. Imagine making that sweaty little lard arse squirm as you kicked him and pushed him and stole his bennies, glorious.
Organised religion is nothing more than superstition to control the weak and gullible.
>>60575136
That Taylor's a class act
>>60575174
batman is also really rich and has a butler to wipe his arse
your request is denied have a nice day
sick of remainians lads
who do they think they are
>>60575179
If leave wins, it's going to be hilarious to watch them lose their collective shit.
'I'm moving to Canada!', they will say.
>>60575174
if your parents are dead you aren't a family unit though
The gf just emailed me this saucy photo
>>60575115
>>60575121
yeah it's a bit sad but i get to see her naked and always touch her fanny so it gets me off a bit
>>60575221
it's going to be close, too close to call
sick of brexiters lads
who do they think they are
>>60575243
do you smell your fingers afterwards
i would smell my fingers afterwards
>>60575022
think i might try doing that and then leaving the country, don't see what could go wrong
now i just need to find a woman
>>60575243
Too blatant. Try again later and be more subtle.
>>60575091
>single parent family (one parent raising biological children)
all me
>>60575241
Hmm, it lacks a certain je ne sais quoi
>After all, the nuclear family is a cornerstone of Western civilisation, m'lady
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WBKnpyoFEBo
tune
>>60575311
rubbish, not even my dustman would pick up that tune.
>>60575278
Just fake your own death or skip town senpai as long as you're not on facebook or twitter you'll be fine
Saw 2 (TWO) of my exs at the liquor store the other day
dis me
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=du5SopfbML0
>>60575323
Inb4 brexit shill losing his mind
how are you lads planning on celebrating independence day?
Unspeakable levels of boredom lads.
>>60575323
laughing really hard at this
>>60575347
cor hope she's wiped
>>60575353
objective
>>60575152
FUCK OFF YOU SEPPO CUNT
>>60575241
her neck looks weird anyway
want to slash it
>>60575323
I see nothing wrong with this ::::^^^^(((()))))
>>60575380
Eating turkey and giving thanks
>>60575323
some of that is gold
Did you lads get your hump day pics from your gfs yesterday?
What about your thong Thursday pics today?
>>60575323
Only marginally worse than Guido Fawkes comments
>>60575380
I already celebrated it over Easter there.
>>60575323
>my parents fought in WW11
Actual baby
My parents fought in WW9
Martin Luther King?
More like, more like Martin Luther King Kong.
>>60575311
Didn't even consider opening this but I can confidentially let you know it was shit.
sainsbury's workers smoking outside again...
>>60575396
you mean subjective you latent cornetto
ARE NIGE IS GOING TO BE ON BBCQT TONIGHT LADS
>>60575437
chase them away
dubs and I shave
Just saw a Typhoon absolutely hoon it across the sky
>>60575453
looking forward to it m8
and the boris on itv in a bit
>>60575402
t. Muhammad the Slicer
>>60575276
yes and i always try and keep the contact for as long as possible
>>60575280
>if it hasn't happened to me it hasn't happened to anyone
release your third eye mate
>left computer on
>went to the shop
>banter lad flat mate group messaged every girl on my contact list saying "please be my girlfriend"
How do I get a 4chan pass lads?
>>60575506
Proofs
>>60575396
ok its reminiscent of any generic black pop, the auto-tuned voice of the female is ridiculous unless you are Daft Punk and generally it has nothing to make it stand out from any other pop music like it.
>>60575506
surely you should have at least two girlfriend by now
nigel thornberry and donald trump get into a debate about relevant topics, who wins?
>>60575512
apply to your local 4chan embassy
Been talking to this black girl I went to school with
She's usually a qt so we made plans to hang out on saturday, figured I'd try something new
Just saw on facebook she got some fake braids, not gonna call her on saturday
>>60575512
Make a good post
edit: Thanks for the Pass™!
David Rockefeller has lived what most would consider a highly immoral life, and one certainly that has shown no allegiance to the country where he was born. He has even been referred to in some circles as “The Father of Foulness,” if you can imagine that!
Such harsh language is attributable to the fact that Rockefeller belongs to the most elite group on the planet. Gradually, an increasing number of people are becoming aware that 99% of the Earth’s population is controlled by an “elite” 1%, and the Council of the 13 families consists of less than 1% of the 1% “elite” and nobody on Earth can apply for membership.
In their opinion, they are entitled to rule over the rest of us because they are the direct descendants of the ancient gods and consider themselves royal. More specifically, the Illuminati believe they are the actual lineal descendants of the great Gods of Egypt known as Isis, Osiris and Horus. They also believe those gods actually come from SPACE.
Upon learning that Illuminati members believe they are the descendants of beings from space, an obvious connection can be made between the ancient megalithic structures found all over the globe that remain shrouded in secrecy and the illuminati themselves. The giant structures almost all line up with the stars of Orion’s belt in some way shape or form, and the Illuminati believe much of their power is derived from the same place.
>>60575506
>leaving your computer open for people to use
Could not do this
>>60575541
Would be a smashing debate 2bh
de gea
Bellerin -- Smalling -- Ramos -- Shaw
Pogba ---- Casemiro ---- Modric
Bale ------ Suarez ----Martial
beat this team
pro-tip: you cant
>>60575541
well we both know that they both look like cartoon characters!! haha xxxx
>>60575578
troubles 2.0 if we leave the EU lads
>>60575488
can't stop thinking about my first hit of dope
Who likes tripfags?
>>60575568
really makes you think
girlfriends downstairs banging things and slamming doors again like a child
kek
anyone watching midlands today?
>that joke
Best possible Question Time line up:
George Galloway
Peter Hitchens
Mehdi Hasan
Nigel Farage
Caroline Lucas
Would be unreal levels or arguing.
the """"remainers"""" are just trying to wind up the brexitlads right? no one actually unironically want to be in the united states of europe under president juncker?
>>60575667
Did you piss her off?
>>60575610
I fondly remember the EU troops manning vehicle checkpoints and trying to stop the locals from killing each other. Or the daring EU ambushes against PIRA terrorists.
>>60575667
what did you do now
>>60575667
>like a child
Nonce
>>60575647
really, nobody. i filter them the moment i see them
0161
>>60575380
Nigel promised a piss-up in Trafalgar Square so if he can organised that in time i'll be there(if he can't no-one can). I'll probably just get ludicrously pissed anyway if not
I need a source on those cops that can't be in uniform because they fear beheading lads.
>>60575685
UNELECTED BUREAUCRATS
>>60575726
Manchester?
>>60575708
>>60575688
who knows
I'll just leave her to it
>>60575726
MENTIONED
>>60575639
>>60575667
>banging things
me
Fed up with life and the way things are going
>>60575729
good lad, hope to see you in trafalgar
>>60575683
Katie Hopkins?
>>60575726
>>60575737
manny on the map
>I rate Smalling and Shaw
>Islamic State Blows Up 2,500-Year-Old Iraqi Temple, Threatens Egyptian Pyramids Next
dey woz kangz
>>60575796
but she's just a /b/tier troll
>>60575770
it's called a mid-life crisis. it happens to everyone upon realizing that life doesn't have a happy ending. you just have to accept that life will always be shit and things will get better due to dramatically lowered expectations
t. wise oldfag
>>60575436
heard it before or are you going
HUR DUR HUR LISICKI POST
now they know me in copenhagen
PLEASE vote to leave lads
PLEASE
Eurosceptics all over Europe are counting on you
>>60575683
Medhi Hasan's a wanker.
Medhi Hasan calls out Maajid Nawaz for being filthy kafir and then calls himself a moderate muslim.
Fucking cunt.
It's okay to cook sausages now then use them for a sandwich for lunch tomorrow right lads?
The best before date is today.
>Maximum levels of boredom reached, the likes thought impossible by science.
>Get panic attacks every time I try to learn something new for some reason
What do?
i only have 5 dollars but i reckon that could afford at least 50 properties in northern scotland, and then i'll vote 50 times in favor of brexit to help my fellow lads in /brit/
>>60575922
RIP anon
>>60563586
how was it?
>>60575885
on me?
>>60575922
Plucking your sack can be a fun and enjoyable experience and leave you with a smooth scrotum for the ladies
>>60575851
i'm 25 and i already had it lad
>ok its reminiscent of any generic black pop, the auto-tuned voice of the female is ridiculous unless you are Daft Punk and generally it has nothing to make it stand out from any other pop music like it.
>>60575976
>Plucking your sack
hello
>Updating...
>doesn't update
Very impressive Hiro
hello?
4chan is weird lads. v slow.
alright
>cook myself some food
>half way through eating
>mum comes in
>asks if I want a takeaway
>phone interview for customer service position
>seemed to be going well
>"we'll let you know whether you've been successful within 2 working days"
>literally get an email saying i've been unsuccessful as soon as i put the phone down
Rate your ex girlfriends out of ten, then add up the total and divide it by the number of girlfriends you've had. If you've had more than ten just do your most recent five. This is your GF point average.
I'll go first.
>Tanya. Small, blonde, thin, beautiful. Curious about everything, enjoyed long walks and kept herself very active. 9/10
>Victoria. Also small, but not quite as thin. Porcelain skin, braided hair, Julia Roberts smile and dog lover. 8/10
>Layla. Tall, wannabe hippy with stupid dyed hair. Really dirty. Thrill gf, not a proper woman. 5/10.
>Robyn. Ultimate qt. Gymnast, liked holding hands and would help my mother cooking when we went to visit. 10/10
>Laura. Failed model. Beautiful, but into fad diets and took herself very seriously. Completely awkward around normal people. 8/10
Average of 8 lads which isn't bad :)
ah yes
>>60575922
only boring people get bored
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uqcyDA2L5L0
>>60576111
3/10
5/10
Average: 4/10
Still both out of my league
Coming through with some vintage content
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7LKHpM1UeDA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=32FB-gYr49Y
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EzNhaLUT520
>>60576111
Everyone skews the ratings of their girlfriends. Minus 1 on all of those, and you get the actual figures.
>>60576111
>10/10
>didn't marry her
Someone got bored of you.
>2010 was 6 1/2 years ago
alri
A woman shook her head at me when I pulled out in front of her by mistake. :(
>>60576358
dimwit cretin
people die because youre such a fucking retard
Me Mam's friend is making the case to leave the EU, wahey.
>>60576311
I had a lot of trouble finding this thread. I had to refresh the catalog about 3 times. Now I'm finally here!!!!!!
>>60576388
You don't understand, lad. There are cars blocking my view. It's an easy mistake to make.
Is it thirsty Thursday?
Where are all the lads at?
Got a thin film of sweat on my brow. Not even going to wipe it away.
How's the BREXIT going?
this thread is pathetic
First time I look in /brit/ and got like 5 or 6 regionals that I didn't have yet.
Loving it desu
>>60576582
A FUCKING CHESS BOARD
VERY scary stuff there lads.
i'd imagine UK leaving the EU would be a lot like Texas seceding - things would be different but nothing would change
>girl i liked forever but she only liked me as a friend moved away 8 months ago
>right when she moved I started working out
>starting to look /fit/
>also landed a high paying job
Literally doing all this so I can turn her down when she moves back and tries to date me. Is that pathetic?
>>60576582
>reddit flags
>>60576613
JUST
>>60576557
is that perfidious dentist again
up to his old tricks
Haven't wanked or looked a porn with 3 (three) days
>>60576647
I want him out of business, OK, along with those Oxford Health clowns.
>>60576669
ur still a wanker 2bh
>>60576669
Only cuz you couldn't find sauce on that gif
>>60576669
Teach me
h-hello? ;_;
>>60576799
Is it me you're looking for?
Hey /brit/
Back from banned camp
At work again. It's so fucking hot and I'm knackered. Want to die
>>60576799
hey
the internet was a mistake
>>60576669
amateurish effort
>>60576718
Pro tip: keep yourself busy
>>60576799
hi
https://twitter.com/HillaryClinton/status/740973710593654784
trumptards on suicide watch
got shanghai'd lads
Is it just me or is 4chan really fuggin' slow to refresh and update right now?
>>60576855
Will wank again eventually. I'm giving up the pornographic jew though.
>3% of british men are "true paedophiles" according to a study by NCA
How does this make you feel?
>>60576896
>>60576853
i don't into tweeter, what does this mean? is she telling trump to delete his account?
>>60576896
That is amazing. She's like a 14 year old girl after they lose an argument. Who knew yank politics could be so hilarious?
HIRO
SHIMA
I don't do too much gambling these days
I'm not afraid to eat alone in public.
corbyn getting demolished by simply red
>>60576931
aroused
anyone know of some unironically good fedora brands?
>>60576931
Is Sweden even comprised of more than 3% native Swedish men anymore?
>>60576853
what did she mean by this
>>60576931
sense of community
>>60576853
lol she mad
>>60576853
>>60576952
Hillary is a senile, old buffoon who probably types in chicken-scratch still, who probably doesn't even know how to use a computer except pushing the big Windows button to open the emails
>>60577125
Hi Donald
>>60577061
only stronk womyn tell their opposition to delete their twitter accounts
>Listening to BBC 5 Live
>They're talking about the England squad
>They don't think they're gonna make it
Haha cucked lads
Wish the kpop nonce had not given me a (you) if I'm honest
>>60576642
absolutely
youre a fucking manslave
neck yourself
has pakiboo lost his anal virginity since becoming a trap yet?
>>60577138
Hello
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d32577Hom08
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w-McIdVuY88
going back up to your cave, coffeeboy? - my aunt
>>60577222
your aunt sounds like a little legend
>>60577222
>coffeeboy
what did she mean by this?
>be janitor
>don't kill yourself
why is this allowed?
>>60577222
did your aunt just call you a faggot?
>>60577263
only come down for coffee
kind of like toastwanker
>world leaders getting into squabbles over twitter
ah yes, very impressive
>>60577319
They probably have dedicated shitposters handling that for them desu.
>>60577319
it's all part of the campaign, bud
there's popularity to be earned by smearing others on twitter
>>60577263
someone who will never have a real job and just live and home and make coffee for people with real jobs
gagging for a (you)
