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Got an African/black gf but idk what to do... Advice pls
>>60562395
Hide your cattle. Her father will think you're rich and ask for a large dowry.
Bebbi
>FINALLY get a good job after being rejected on practically every application
finally I can start a normal life
WAH!!
>tfw fugged up
how do we kill the Katawa Shoujo
>>60562487
I remember my first real job. I worked for a year and was fired. California is one of those states where you can fire people for no raisin. Anyway, I went on unemployment, decided I liked it and drank with my friends a couple days a week for 9 months. Based socialism.
What meme energy drink should I get?
Fucking dying. Not gonna make it to the end of this shift.
>>60562501
We'll recycle the thread. Nothing goes to waste on /cum/. We are the greenest general on 4chan.
>>60562537
what is with you and ks
>>60562555
Im not sure if I actually got laid off after I gave my two weeks notice or if my job fired me for accidentally joining a union
either way, Ive applied to the same place like 6 times and theyve never responded despite having 10 job openings
>>60562577
/ksg/ is leaking into /v/ again
>>60562591
That's really weird. Have you tried calling them?
>>60562617
yah. The guy who handles hiring is a friend of mine from when I was working, but I guess he doesnt know about it or something.
purchased a record player desu
>>60562647
Maybe he's just being nice and doesn't want to tell you you got fired and they don't rehire people who were terminated.
>>60562696
do you have any records?
>>60562697
b-but I was a good worker bee.
>>60562366
this bread looks delicious
but $3 for muh roubles it's pretty overpriced (180 pyб) I can have bread like that for $0.5-0.6 in russia
>>60562696
I wish my dad kept all his records. He had so many classic rock records. He sold them all in the mid 90's.
>>60562366
What's the best state to visit?
I have some offers to stay at a friend's place, but I don't want people to be biased, so I won't say what state.
Will be in summer so no 40 or 5 degrees Celsius pls
4 more hours
>>60562711
A few yeah, figured I might as well have a way to listen to them
>>60562771
USA is pretty universally hot in summer, but I'd recommend somewhere in New England maybe
>>60562771
California, Oregon, Washington, Texas, New York, Maine, North Carolina, Colorado
>>60562717
Bread is underrated in the new world. Love some good bread.
>>60562812
oh shit, didnt see the last part
extreme northern coastal CA, Oregon, Northern Washington, Colorado, and Maine
>>60562717
You have to pay a premium for real food in the US.
I havd to shid so bad :DDDD
>>60562841
tfw went to buy some filet mignon and it was $150
>>60562895
POO POO
>>60562771
I think as far as nature goes you can't beat California in its diversity of climates and landscapes. I have a bias though. I've thoroughly enjoyed the nature of the entire west coast from Southern California to Alaska. That includes British Columbia.
What's /cum/ listening to?
https://youtu.be/GzHK9hgX3qw
>>60562948
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4gO7uemm6Yo
>>60562948
https://youtu.be/mpB6gpapm9E
>>60562809
>>60562837
>>60562923
Thank you, I'll check out some options.
The friend is from a small town in Texas (Texarkana), is it really that bad during summer?
Who is actually /Kansas/ here?
>>60563018
its pretty hot in texas during the summer. Usually ~100 F (37 C)
theyve also had some really bad flooding over the last week
>>60563018
Anywhere in Texas is bad in summer. I think Washington would be more of your climate.
>>60562948
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tnDTSOyg6Ro
LA stop what are you doing
http://www.gizmag.com/lapd-bmw-i3/43761/
>>60563232
>not i8s
S H I G G Y
I mean price is a $100k difference but you get what you pay for desu
>>60562366
""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""bread""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""
>tfw made a typo while calling someone a retard
>>60563276
Heil, post German bread
>>60563232
So glad I'm LA county Sheriff where I live.
>>60563303
just a tiny selection of the wide variety of german bread
Going to play some badminton and tennis today.
Exciting!
>think about how to start a conversation on facebook for LITERALLY 24 hours
>finally do it after thinking it through 1000 times
>immediately after submitting I realize it was kind of rude oh fuck oh fuck
>person corrects me, they sound sort of pissed
>we have a short conversation which abruptly ends
>I'm the last person to say anything
I'm dying lads
>>60563619
quality prank on yourself, bro
>>60563619
How do you manage this on the first message?
>>60563619
What did you say
>tfw you didn't fall for the girlfriend meme
>>60565174
Do u have a boyfriend?
>>60565188
no im not gay
>>60565220
Yes you are
>>60565232
no im not
>>60565258
How do u know
>>60565174
Good lad.
It can easily fuck up your life and ruin your plans.
>>60565284
because dicks are gross
>>60565324
You never know until u try
>>60565386
Maybe you don't know but i definitely know
>>60565386
No one likes a proselyte.
>tfw my penis hardly works
>tfw it never did
>tfw it's just a few beads that dribble out, maybe a quarter of a healthy ejaculation, like .5 ml
>you will never, EVER be a healthy, virile young man
Jusr cut it off lads
>>60565634
why im not you
mine shoots across the room
>>60565701
Why are you not me?
Why are we all not each other
>>60565852
because we need to see the world from every perspective possible
>tfw you hear another language and it just sounds like monkey talk
why is this the worst general on /int/ after /brit/?
>>60566061
/cum/ is the best general on /int/
>>60566138
there are more than two?
WHO TF UP
>>60566317
Me senpai
My Black professor is telling me his ancestors were from a matriarchal society in Senegal who were brought over in the 1500s by the Spanish to Monterrey to operate the ironworks before running away to the coast of Texas where they settled Galveston island and lived relatively peacefully until the European settlers arrived in the 1800s.
Am I being we wuz'd?
>>60566192
me in the middle
>>60566317
We out here
>>60566628
It could very well be true. Family histories can be wild.
My great great grandfather was a Confederate solider and believed to be dead by the end of the war. He wasn't and came home to find his wife had remarried. They let him sleep in the barn until he figured out what he was gonna do next.
>tfw ancestor was a cuck
am i the only one here who reported the undocumented girl on twitter who graduated with a 4.5 to the fbi
>>60562366
I thibk you'll have better results with the ICE
>>60566975
good man
Any of you want an ugly gf?
>>60562948
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yLjnCxnFaQ8
>>60567096
as long as shes not fat, sure
>the average age of people's first kiss is 15
CANNOT make this up
>>60567680
>tfw my first kiss was in 2nd grade
>>60567716
This
>Gone by the same online persona for 10 years now
>nobody in my family ever really knew it
>one day attack my gaming email to my real one because I didn't realize how cancerous google+ was
>for a few months anytime I emailed anybody it would show them my google+ profile with my persona
>one day my mom says to me, hey why does it say your name is *anon* and have an icon of it when you email me?
>instantly realize my mistake
>realize that my boss has been seeing the same thing
>change it immediately
>now my mom knows my online persona
>my cousin is having a kid
>they just happen to call it my online persona while its still in the womb
Anytime I hear the word it fucking triggers me because it's one of those words you almost never hear in real life and I constantly see online.
>>60568408
Post if senpai
>>60568777
no this is an anonymous imageboard
>>60568408
t. dudefart6
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_uXJ1mgkyF0
S H U T
I T
D O W N
>>60568408
>>60568963
top HU3
some people are darn RUDE
@60569130
what
>>60569130
I know, I saw some guy at the church next door harass this women because her dog pooped on the lawn in front of the church and she picked it up.
Literally followed her down multiple streets to yell at her about it
this game sucks dick it's literally team fortress 2 without the hats
just waifus
2/10
>>60569221
It's nothing like TF2
>spic has shit taste
Who would've guessed
>9am
good night /cum/
see you in like 5 hours
>>60569221
>I play shooters on console
my fucking sides buds
>>60569245
Goodnight leaf
>>60569256
it's for pc
>>60569241
there goes the first fanboy
gaming with /cum/ when
>>60569294
How is overwatch like TF2?
>>60569336
there used to be a steam group i was never part of because i'm not a faggot
>>60569221
>team fortress 2 without the hats
That was TF2 when TF2 was good
>>60569369
post steam group plz
>>60569363
same game mechanics
>>60562366
it finally happened, boys. the symbolism of this battle is too much to ignore. is this an omen of things to come?
>>60569427
notice how rekt canada is here
>>60569403
don't know what is called
if you ask around someone who's in it might tell you
Hello lads. I have an online girlfriend from Kansas and apparently she has a transgender online friend from Canada. I told her she must get rid of that degenerate and she shushed me, but today the tgenger fought her online and me, calling me "an immigrant who's fucking an albino bitch for green card".
>>60570023
are you 12?
>>60570174
No, I'm 28. By the way, I don't want to emigrate to Kansas, but she mentioned it once, how she wants to bring "the serbian stud" over there, so that's why the transgender mentioned that. Her rate is $400 per hous from what I've heard.
suck your...?
>>60570283
...toes?
Oh with pleasure!!
>>60570249
So you're "dating" a whore Alri
>>60570283
>suck my waldo
Code Geass is a good anime
>>60570547
Anime is bad by default
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ecIVIFLo0uE
>>60570572
don't ever fucking post in my thread again
>>60570547
cock gayass
>>60570665
We all feel gay hahahahahahahahahahahaha fucking faggot country!!!
>>60569025
has she said the opposite thing recently? all I know is she flip-flops on every issue.
>>60570952
she literally just says w/e gets her elected. she is a textbook politician, i don't understand the love for her at all.
Some Canadian B(me)TFO and it made it to the top of Reddit
>>60571103
>/cum/ is full of redditors
no surprise here
>>60571254
I checked because someone said they took a screenshot
What cigarettes does /cum/ prefer?
>>60570373
No, my online girlfriend isn't a whore, her transgender friend is, or ex friend now.
>>60571454
camel and marlboro
I love the taste of cancer
>>60571454
>implying I'd willingly poison myself
I prefer something a little more natural
>>60571543
>not wanting to die
you ain't hardcore like me boi
>>60570023
how one can find online girlfriend, tell me bro I want to immigrate
>>60571693
just use okstupid and say you're from california
>>60562366
Dassabreaddough... jussabakin' and fucken...
found a store that is supposed to sell pop tarts. I decided I'll go there at the week end. Can anybody tell me about red velvet cake
>>60571768
weenga
>>60571847
red velvet cakes is just for aesthetics. its just chocolate cake in the end.
also chocolate pop tarts are delicious for dessert.
>>60571944
Gonna spend way to much money on sweets and getting fat this saturday.
HELO WH O IS DIS
>>60572298
me
>>60572327
NNNNNNNNNRRRRRRMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
do yo u lik can da?
>>60572364
yes.
>>60572404
i lik gemr any
I've got a chipped tooth. Dentist never said anything about it
>>60571847
Pop tards are decent. It's the kind of thing you might buy because you saw them at the store and thought "well, they're alright, I guess" then you just leave them on your counter until you start craving something sweet and it's the only thing you can find.
Wouldn't really go out of my way for them. I'm pretty sure you'll be disappointed.
>>60562591
>accidentally joining a union
How'd you manage that?
I bought toaster strudel but forgot I don't have a toaster oven lads
What do I do??? I microwaved one and it ruined it
weeeeeeeeeeee
>>60572504
bic lighter
>>60572474
I'll see, I mean I doesn't take to long to reach the store and the stuff costs about 5€ for 400 gramm, so it's not to expensiv and I really want to try them somehow.
>>60562948
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=toRpyLJ5wmc
>>60571103
I got curious and tried to find it.
Was it this from that 4chan board of theirs?
>>60562437
That's not how dowry works.
>The Glowing Man leaked
Every single person in the world is bisexual. Literally every one. touching other humans is lewd beyond belief and mentally exciting.
People who make a big point about being any one sexuality are doing nothing more than flaunting their politics, and it's right to think less of them for this.
>>60573437
faggot
>>60573437
>t. fag
>>60573455
I'll suck you off, Canada.
>>60573437
i ain't gay bitch
>>60571454
I'm only a social smoker (when I get drunk, mainly) but after my great uncle passed I got one of his little metal cigarette cases and I'm pretty sure it had these in it, and they were damn good.
Otherwise, when I'm pleb-tier I go for Camel Crush, and when I can find them I like Lucky Strike.
When men get aroused they get an erection.
What happens to females when they get excited? They just get """"wet"""".
Why does it have to be so easy for them to hide their pervyness?
Life is unfair for all males in the world, lads.
I say we start a social movement to raise awarness about how natural male erections are and not necessary a sign of sexual excitement.
>>60573761
their nipples get hard too, you beta fag
>>60573437
>I'm a gay homo so that means everyone else is too
>>60573843
Our nipples get hard too. No big deal.
>>60572793
Why does reddit flip the fuck out over sort of funny but totally dispensible one off jokes
>>60573990
but it's another clear sign of women being horny they also get visible blush. Do a little research on how to spot a horny woman in public..
All white girls have a large tapestry to cover a wall for the purpose of taking photos in front of.
>>60574053
they're boring people who just want quick one liners that aren't too offensive
>>60562628
>he doesn't know about the Venusian animation industry
Let your voices be heard
http://www.strawpoll.me/10440147
>>60574236
Yankee doodle doers
>>60574236
Just 'statesmen' sounds kind of bad ass
>In the age of the first outburst and the subsequent Age of Conquests, the race is normally ethnically more or less homogeneous. This state of affairs facilitates a feeling of solidarity and comradeship. But in the Ages of Commerce and Affluence, every type of foreigner floods into the great city, the streets of which are reputed to be paved with gold. As, in most cases, this great city is also the capital of the empire, the cosmopolitan crowd at the seat of empire exercises a political influence greatly in excess of its relative numbers.
>Second- or third-generation foreign immigrants may appear outwardly to be entirely assimilated, but they often constitute a weakness in two directions. First, their basic human nature often differs from that of the original imperial stock. If the earlier imperial race was stubborn and slowmoving, the immigrants might come from more emotional races, thereby introducing cracks and schisms into the national policies, even if all were equally loyal.
>Second, while the nation is still affluent, all the diverse races may appear equally loyal. But in an acute emergency, the immigrants will often be less willing to sacrifice their lives and their property than will be the original descendants of the founder race.
>Third, the immigrants are liable to form communities of their own, protecting primarily their own interests, and only in the second degree that of the nation as a whole.
>Fourth, many of the foreign immigrants will probably belong to races originally conquered by and absorbed into the empire. While the empire is enjoying its High Noon of prosperity, all these people are proud and glad to be imperial citizens. But when decline sets in, it is extraordinary how the memory of ancient wars, perhaps centuries before, is suddenly revived, and local or provincial movements appear demanding secession or independence.
Thoughts?
>>60573761
>he gets erections when not looking at porn
Enjoy it now, spic
THE GLOWING MAN HAS LEAKED
ITS HAPPENING, LADS
>>60574408
>state of affairs facilitates a feeling of solidarity and comradeship
lol
>>60574421
Wew lad! It's time
>>60574408
>The fate of empires
Filled to the brim with propaganda, dropped.
>>60574469
Civil conflicts occur years after the birth of a nation
wake up, /cum/
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XUhVCoTsBaM
if Americans are the largest demographic on /int/, why is this thread so dead?
>>60575045
why is that?
TFW the escort is taking forever to get here, I just want to bust my not already.
>>60575603
Work/school hours and NEETS are barely waking up.
>>60567716
>>60568354
Fuck outta here
>>60575603
dumb normies are out at their jobs
>>60575861
Roastlets would run around kissing boys at my elementary school to INTENTIONALLY infect them with cooties, the savages
>>60576043
Fucking stop
Had my first kiss in Kindergarten
She told me her last name was Rainbow
Turns out it was Ramos when I checked the yearbook a few years ago
Pic related says "don't drink me or my son ever again"
Good meme??
have you ever bought something solely because of your dick, /cum/?
>>60576218
Good meme, lad.
>>60576043
>infect them with cooties
Cooties are no joke, anon.
>>60576371
A couple of 30 minute sessions with escorts .
>>60576590
whatd you do for the other 29 minutes?
>>60576615
I have a desensitized cock from all my death grip fap sessions as a teen. What's worse is I'm uncut and it takes me long as fuck to cum still.
Who here wants to be my bf?????
>>60576671
>uncut and it takes me long as fuck to cum
Normal cocks take as much time to come as mutilated cocks.
>>60576671
do you go raw in the hookers?
>>60562487
Dude, I totally understand bro. I literally just got my acceptance email from UPS. I start Sunday night.
Been a NEET for the past two years.
>>60576671
how long does it take you to cum?
>tfw switching mains
>>60576729
are u a grill?
>>60576755
95% of the time I use condoms.
>>60576770
Like 15 minutes if I'm railing the chick. Can take longer if I'm going slow.
Its not fun believe me.
>>60576752
I figured us uncut would last less since we have more sensitive nerve endings.
>>60576764
UPS delivery guys are the biggest fucking cunts, man. They'll come onto a job site in a tower with 1 fucking cart of tiny boxes and try to kick us and the other contractors off the only service elevator when we're all trying to unload trucks so we can go the fuck home after a long shift. One of them just straight told me "get off."
Then when I obviously told him to get fucked he went and cried to security who gave him a badge to lock everyone else out of the elevator. So for 2 hours we had several full crews all stuck late on the 20th and 21st floors while this asshole jerked off in the bathroom and delivered his 15 boxes. All because he can't share the elevator like everyone else to move his whole 10lbs of product while we move 10,000.
Fuck the UPS guy. Hope his brakes fail.
No fap lasted 2 days
Thanks
sleepy time
>>60576942
night night, friend
Thoughts?
>>60576942
Night
>>60576922
I lasted 2 weeks
Do not recommend
>>60576995
While mostly true its best to keep it yourself as that makes you come off as quite the fedora
>>60576879
No, unmutilated dicks last as long but with more intense feelings of pleasure.
Daily reminder that nofap has zero health benefits other than helping you wean off the porn addiction
>>60577054
Are you stupid? Fedoras are cunt protectors.
>>60576995
A great man. Accidently he also proved that women are parasites because they are born that way and not because of "brainwashing by the media" or other influences.
>>60577114
MRA's are quite the fedoras and are the opposite spectrum feminist just as whiny and the same victim complex as them. Men shouldn't be whining like women
>>60577166
No you're sounding like a beta bitter virgin here.
Whats up lads?
Alri americans
>>60577217
Hello Latvia
>>60577166
He also said that having children is a bad thing, since you know the world you live in is shit but yet you give them existence and now they have to suffer since you brought them into this world
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Antinatalism
>>60577211
>MRA's are quite the fedoras
MRAs _are_ feminists you idiot. That's exactly what I am talking about.
Shopenhauer is the opposite of an MRA. He's a MGTOW.
>>60577326
moggytows and mras are the exact same people, what are you even talking about
>>60577211
>No you're sounding like a beta bitter virgin here.
>>60577294
>He also said that having children is a bad thing
I don't care about his opinion on children, horses or summer. I only care about his opinion on women because that's where he was spot on.
>>60576916
So I've heard... I just literally signed a "zero bullying policy" disclosure in my final application with my W-4. I guess it's going to get fucking hectic during rush hours.
>>60577349
I'm a male and don't like giving attention to stupid feminist cunts or their male counterparts who spend their days complaining about non issues and victim complexes. /pol/ for example is like the tumblr for males.
>arguing with /r9k/
>>60577412
>I'm a male and don't like giving attention to stupid feminist cunts or their male counterparts who spend their days complaining about non issues and victim complexes.
Except that that's not where the danger comes from. It doesn't come from stupid feminazis.
>>60577429
That's not /r9k/, that's /pol/.
/pol/ is the biggest board on 4chan (3x bigger than /int/) and /r9k/ is bigger than /int/, too.
>>60577429
You're right he's likely to not be a day older than 18 and is yet to get his dick wet. Hopefully he grows out of it before /r9k/ and /pol/ eats him up
>>60577476
isn't /b/ the biggest board?
>>60577476
>/pol/ is the biggest board on 4chan
source?
>>60577500
Elliot Rodger was a feminist.
As shit as this board is /r9k/ and /pol/ are 10x more shit than /int/.
Gb2 your echo chamber hugbox Ivan
>>60577538
/pol/ and /b/ are approximately the same. Some days /b/ has the edge, some days /pol/.
What is this autistic Russian doing here
>>60577592
source?
>this buttthurt
>>60577476
/pol/ is the 3rd fastest at the moment I think. Behind /b/ and /v/
*devours feces*
Which one lads? Fixin ta grab a new f'dora
sup guys
>>60577245
Hey buddy, hows it going
>>60577619
Source: Me. I fetch JSON data, see
http://a.4cdn.org/int/thread/60562366.json
and then analyze it.
>>60577659
>nats fans are fedora warriors
kek
>>60577616
>autistic Russian
Are you implying there is any other kind of Russian?
I can't take Americans seriously
>>60577699
oh interesting. How do you measure board popularity?
>>60577624
I made the mistake of going to look at the tweet itself. All the stupid fucking shill tumblr gifs gave me cancer. I actually feel physically worse
>>60577659
Blue one looks patrician
>>60577796
I can't take fingols seriously bit I do love your dank memes
>>60577659
>people still unironically wear these
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xlGhWS2D8tU
>I can't take americans seriously
>thread has lasted 11 hr 37 min
>>60577677
Hello
>>60577689
I'm pretty well ty
>>60578345
Glad to hear it, friendo
>school email clogged with people trying to sell me grad tickets
GO AWAY, YOU VULTURES
>>60578426
hey there highschool boy
>>60578478
college
good afternoon
>>60578745
hello
>>60578831
what are you up to today, America?
>>60578745
Hi leaf
>>60578874
just got finished doing yard work, now i'm relaxing and playing some osrs
wbu canada
Fuck working LMAO
>>60579036
Not much. Gonna take of some stuff, make a few cheeky shitposts and then player STALKER I think.
>>60577796
>doesn't actually read Stoner Skate Pizza
Mildly disappointed.
>>60579405
wow i can't type for shit right now
>Had a job interview today but they rescheduled for Monday
>Would've had it over and done by now if it wasn't
I HATE JOB INTERVIEWS, JUST GIVE ME THE DAMN JOB!
t. millennial
Good evening, friends
>>60579614
evening?
>>60579614
>evening
are ya on da rock, b'y?
>>60579509
I just got a job finally after 5 interviews. They are shit tbqh. Same questions
hi guys
>>60579746
sup
>>60579731
Grats m8, wish me luck f4m.
>>60579840
Ty. good luck anon you'll do fine desu
Done nothing but play autism simulator today lads
>>60579650
>>60579705
It is the evening, in my opinion.
>I'm working 6 days next week
end it
>>60580339
its the afternoon though
>>60580595
from now on, or just next week?
>>60579509
>I HATE JOB INTERVIEWS, JUST GIVE ME THE DAMN JOB!
>t. millennial
fucking this. I've been putting off finding work because I don't want to do interviews.
Making Kraft Dinner tbqh
>>60580968
Hopefully, just next week
>>60581120
man i need a job
just any job
why wont u give me a job
>>60581260
do you put melted cheese on top?
you should cut some cheese, melt it, then place it on top
and post results
>>60581421
thats 2cheesy
just gonna eat it straight up with the cancer cheese it comes with
>>60581476
To even call the stuff it comes with cheese is a bit dicey
As for me... i probably wont eat today
>>60581378
job pls
will work hard. just gib gob
>>60581783
you should eat something dude, thats not very healthy
>>60581999
Yeah but i'm working tommorow
>>60582201
>>60582201
>>60582201
>>60582201
>>60582201
>>60582226
MOOOOOOODDDDDSSS
HE MADE IT BEFORE THE POST LIMIT AGAIN
>>60582354
He's just excited
>>60582226
pop tart confirmed for jap
wait what was that that got deleted
i didnt make it in time
>>60582675
anon made a new thread before bump limit again and hot pockets didn't approve
>>60582675
200000 dead j*ps
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QNsCxa4BZB8
Do you think gucci mane watched anime in prison?
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yes. he's responsible for all those anime+rap mashups
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