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crayon pop edition
grime and bass
maisie
crayon poop
>>60580450
yeah, really dislike them
also got those little white spots on the edge of my bellend
Soviet Union
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PNybllbrrXY
crayon poop
Why is he so based lads?
what the fuck is this shit lads I'm not a farmer
ferarri driving oil sheiks fuck off back to pakiland
Who /singingalongtocraigdavid/ here
i'm not a nonce just because i find 16 year old schoolgirls attractive
HAHAHAAH. THIS IS FUCKING HAPPENING.
GERMAN WOMEN PAY FOR SEX WITH REFUGEES
>5-7 German women seek regular contacts with various men in the old printing house of the newspaper, where many Africans are housed.
>These older women go regularly into the refugee camp
>Per month they get around 190 Euro from these Womens
http://archive.is/vuskB
Kyary
>>60580510
PIRATE SCUM
>>60580523
YANKI PUTO
>I'm not a ___ but...
ugly plastic whores
awful edition
>>60580535
yes you are
You shouldn't be respected if you do any of the following
>are a vegetarian
>dont exercise
>call your mum by her first name
>Don't shower at least 5 times a week
>Never cook your own meals
>Never wash your own clothes
>play more than 2 hours of video games a day
>are a virgin
>Hate sport
techno
>>60580548
why are they paying? they do know they could have it for free right?
>>60580548
Honestly Europe would be better off once German genes are removed from the genepool
damn she ugly
>>60580571
I have a soul
>>60580440
I want an 80s whale tail
>>60580592
you forgot one
>be american
>tfw you realise Jesus was literally Joseph's wife's son
>Joseph got cucked by God
hrhehehehehe
>>60580636
told him what for
>>60580613
This
I am human and I need to be loved
>>>60580201
Are you talking about the 996 or 997? The IMS and RMS only affects a tiny percentage of cars and it's about £800 to replace, replace it every few years and you're fine. Bore scoring is a problem on 997.2 and 991's but again it's super rare. The 997.2 in manual is probably the best one possible as the engine is nigh on bulletproof. I'd recommend a low mileage, all original, manual 996 because eventually they'll get much dearer and right now a good one is only £15k.
What job do you have btw?
Sorry for reposting just want to give this fella some good advice x
>>60580571
I'm not a racist but I am a UKIP MP
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cSF3kWfGsuw
An accurate description of Italy.
>>60580662
Literally this 2bh
fucked a british girl cause she was obsessed with my accent
>>60580678
Call centre manager that doesn't understand zero hour contracts
Listening to an old the Prodigy tune lads
lads is uni worth it
i've wanted to go like my whole life and still want to, and i visited manchester and fucking loved it there but they rejected my application. so now i've firmed leicester which is still decent i guess but 0161 was my spiritual home i really wanted to go there
if it turns out i've smashed my exams come august i'll go into adjustment or whatever and try and get manny, if i do really shite i'll do a third year of sixth form
but if i just get into leicester i dunno man i liked it there but i really wanted to go manny
Check out this dog, you twats.
>>60580718
you are based!!
just scratched my genitals
>>60580727
leicester is shite
>>60580651
have you never read the bible or something
joseph sucks the remaining cum off gods black dick once hes pumped his seed into mary
>>60580710
FUCKING this
>>60580626
Oh bloody hell I didn't see this. I'd recommend an 87-89 Coupé. They have the improved gearbox but are slightly more expensive. You really cannot go wrong with them, good choice.
>>60580739
would love to plonk my spuds onto those canines
speed garage
>>60580727
are you paying for yourself? if your parents are you should do it in a second.
uni is the most fun ive had in my life desu
>>60580658
he's a false flagging spic
>>60580749
pics
>>60580727
Uni is based
Do not skip it
Don't listen to the melts who didn't go/went and failed
Age of consent laws are arbitrary and mainly used a weapon when the "victim" sees fit
THIS
put far too much milk on my cereal
Paki bird brought load of somosas into work today even though she's fasting to try and get us to donate to some charity for paki kids. Ate 2 and they were really nice but she didn't get a penny from me
>>60580751
what makes you say that lad
>>60580739
le e pic forced maymay dude LOL HAHAHXDDDD
>>60580739
you stole his gimmick!
*calls 999*
>>60580726
which one
>>60580745
its bait you newfag
>>60580758
>the protestant "bible"
>>60580804
Good post.
>>60580808
should have used one of these
>>60580593
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AwSZonWtP9Y
off in my 1.6 corsa to do some gymkhana in tesco car park with the boys
>>60580808
drink it
Good song
>>60580779
thanks
>>60580838
>>>/reddit/
>>60580824
went there one time so i'm an authoritative knowledge on the subject
>>60580874
FONC
What percentage of cyclists do you think are homosexual lads?
I bet it's lots.
>>60580837
weather experience
>0161 was my spiritual home
don't like the wife's son
he's a bit of a cunt
>>60580870
no i don't really like milk
>>60580843
hmm interesting
i don't eat cereal often enough to invest in one of these though
>>60580905
t. ignorant car driver with zero spatial awareness
CHOON
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nx9qi0E7H-I
Gf just tweeted this
>>60580548
Refugee Rent Boy Bananza
Brian and Baahir just wanted somewhere warm to sleep
Now they are slamming it in week in and out in Ruthildes ancient pussy
and it's even wetter there than the Berlin streets
Check out this dog lads
Scots shouldn't have a vote in the EU referendum.
They wanted to leave the UK, fuck them
>Gweat Bwitain
getting a degree in postcrafting and meme management
how enriching
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9EkxebsumAw
>>60580933
CHARGE YOUR FUCKING PHONE HOLY SHIT
What should I do at work tomorrow lads?
t. will literally be the most senior person in the building and have fuck all to do.
>>60580933
you said before
>>60580905
100% 2bh
if is was acceptable they would all ride around like this the fucking batty boys
>>60580938
woof
>>60580933
Hmm ah yes
Fat and ugly chick
>>60580938
She looks ill mate should probably get her put down
>>60580921
why are you putting milk in then
>>60580969
it's clearly on charge
>>60580978
>gif
fuck off
>>60580931
LOL TOOT
>>60580970
Pluck your sack
>>60580951
>work
you got me
>>60581002
because it's weird not to or something to that effect i think
idk anymore
>>60580777
>>60580785
yeah but it ain't the one i fully wanna go to
>>60580675
That's dnb, not techno
>>60581042
just use water instead
reckon you lot would be village idiots 1000 years ago
Why hasn't pakiboo been doxxd and reported for terrorism yet?
>>60581063
better than not going at all
he can get girls because he isn't a crossdressing fuckwad who talk in the third person
kys bitch
i sleep tight at night knowing you'll never pollute the genepool
>>60581071
ok i'll try that next time
Helllo good morning tell me what the lick read
>They think anyone clicks on their YouTube Links
lmao senpai
It's coming home
It's coming home
It's coming home
Football's coming home
>>60580593
>>60581070
Nobody listens to techno so let's go
>>60581070
photek is but solaris is mostly techno
>>60581096
Third line is just supposed to be >It's comin'
>>60580966
imagine making a shitty hood video and getting over a million views
got a paki gf
>le token question not actually about the EU to wrap it up
haha
>>60581018
take a pic
>>60581116
my condolences
>>60581113
Sorry, just heard it for the first time
Very Britpop-y
>>60581143
she's a fitty
>>60581096
You fucked up. Like yanks always do.
>>60580727
Manchester is fucking great to study at, great party scene but not very expensive, nights out and rent is both cheap. 10/10 I would go again, if your parents pay for housing you don't even have to work as the loan covers the cheaper cost of living there
>worlds best contract law
>zero hour contracts
>>60581114
Imagine making a shitty video in the park and getting 30million+ views and a gold plaque
>when the rotating fan blows air right up your shorts and cools your ball sack perfectly for a fleeting moment
>>60581107
nope
Business idea: gather up all yanks, place them in a black bin liner and leave it in the Thames overnight
>>60581160
GOAT britpoppy football choon also featuring a black footballer rapping
https://youtu.be/Re4aDJL3heA
Looking forward to brexit so all the financial corporations come over here and my bennies are increased
despise car drivers especially the ones who cry about how expensive it is
if you had to pay for the TRUE cost of your damaging and selfish laziness you might realise how much of a cunt you're being now
>>60581239
i only have white bin liners
diet idea: put normies in the kitchen so i wont overeat unless i talk to them
>>60580966
Nothing says gangster like a vauxhal tigra 2bh
>that friend who you used to be close to but turned into a cunt once he got a gf
>>60581201
listen to the album and wind your neck in
>>60581269
no good fuck off
>>60581183
yes bruv it looks fucking sick but i dunno if i'll get the grades they want aab and they've already rejected me so if i want to get in i'll have to do clearing or adjustment or whatever
you know if they take you if you don't fully get the grades?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=51Bn4T5ptrc
>>60581186
>>60581186
>>60581186
hehehe, nothing personnel, /brit/.
>>60580938
going to post a pic of her to show how much of a dog she is haha
>we're not in the European Union
>Angela Eaglel
>>60581258
this chart is bullshit
everyone knows the irish are a bunch of lazy drunks
>>60581256
New Order is New Wave
John Barnes right, from Liverpool?
Just put up the England flags out the windows in anticipation of the European kick ball championships
Any other racists here?
>>60581274
where do you live
>>60581333
Ugly. Would not sleep with her if she begged me to. Sharp knees/10
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gp09Sdrw2W4
tunage
>>60581312
depends if they have vacancies, they are basically just out there to get bums on seats so if they have spaces they will take you for your money if you are near the entry requirements
>>60581194
but it wasn't a shitty video in the park was it that shit was hd probably professionally recorded to look like a freestyle or whatever with an adidas sponsor and everything, plus it was made by an already established artist
those lads in the other video probably don't own computers, they're probably shanked up by now but their random shitty hood video that they're not getting any money from got a million views
HERE WE GO LADS
>>60581337
distressed, friend?
>>60580933
What is she even going on about?
NIGEL
>>60581384
Wew
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q6pbZLiLt30
classic british tune wish i had vibrato on my voice like this lad
>>60581384
O SHIT
WELSH SUPREMACY
BOW DOWN
>>60581328
that's not wrong though.
>>60581431
lenovo moto eh?
>puts 33,000 emails in the recycle bin
ah yes, nobody will find them now
i still don't know whether to vote in or out
TRUMP 2016
>>60581466
britain doesn't look like that m8
>tfw am what most americans would call white trash or a redneck
>from a small backwoods town with a community that knows everyone
>none of my family completed high school
>none of them work 9-5 jobs
>instead they get by sharing and working the odd construction or landscaping job
>go fishing, hunting, mudding, racing, every other day
>drink a shit ton of beer, yet in decent shape because of the work they do
>i'm the only educated one
>yet im the most depressed of all them
Might drop out of uni and join back up with them. They seem so happy
>>60581485
vote out to make ww3 happen sooner
>>60581431
that's the great thing about democracy. if they don't like the way you voted they just ignore it.
>>60581384
>Literally 'delet this'
>>60581431
what do i need to know about the lenovo moto?
>>60581502
Ignorance is bliss
>>60581502
vocaroo yourself lad, i wanna hear your southern drawl
>>60581502
you posted this shit yesterday
>>60581485
Out for sovereignty freedom liberty and self determination.
>>60581344
yeah
will REALLY enjoy the tears from trump supporters when hildog wins the election
>>60581485
vote maybe
Korean girls are like perfected white girls
>>60581384
B R U H
R
U
H
>>60581485
shake it all about, etc.
i have no idea where denmark is. it must be an incredibly irrelevant country
wtf lmao
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ck2ZmPl8F9c
>>60581605
excellent post
>>60581018
GET FUCKED RIBENA
any good korean pornstars
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HMzzuJ08PwM
Takes 2 minutes of introductions to name the 60 facebook genders.
"Dear men,
Dear women,
Dear male to female,
Dear female to male,
Dear male transgender,
Dear female transgender,
Dear trans-Star-gender,
Dear …"
The interruption 2 minutes in is the head of parliament asking him if he can allow other MPs to reply now
"What? I'm not even done with the introductions yet!"
"Dear two spirit,
Dear three gender,
Dear four gender,"
…
"The AfD rejects your motion."
the force is electric
british slags...........are awesome
>flyover resident calling others irrelevant
loving
every
laugh
>>60581485
in = things are basically the same
out = less money, jobs but also european migrants
depends if your current position financially and how much you care about european migrants
http://uk.reuters.com/article/uk-britain-eu-bank-of-america-idUKKCN0YV1RM
ah yes, i wonder why they're so keen for people to sign up, they never were in the past, for the recent local elections for example?
>split shift tomorrow
>need to get up for 6:30
kill me desu lads
this is the city where GATS get sprayed
Bremain camp got absolutely roasted in that debate
Can't wait for Question Time later to watch Farage debate Eddie Izzard
I've been to Korea, had a fucking awful time. The food is shite and everyone's unfriendly.
>>60581775
eddie izzard was at my uni earlier
Me on the right
strawman, not an agrument
Buying this lads
http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/MORRIS-MINOR-/222146156669?hash=item33b8f1587d:g:FvgAAOSwLnBXWB4F
Ha ha enjoy paying your road tax normies. My car will be exempt.
>>60581605
>you will live to see bioengineered superhuman kpop idols
going out lads
Fucked up my a-levels because I was such withdrawed, depressed little state and my parents made me move to another part of England so I decided to study law with the open uni so I wouldn't have to bother with anybody. Now I want to go to uni.
I-I still have a chance of transferring if I get good grades right guys? :(
>>60581795
Did he try and roger you in the toilets?
do you have to be a roadman to be a grime mc i wanna spray bars
i'm gonna release the grime illmatic
>>60581823
you forgot your zoot
>>60581836
idk i didn't go to the talk
*engages in a passive-aggressive scuffle with the dane*
i'll have you know i've been posting in /brit/ for all of six hours. hardly a flyover
Literally can;t tell if this is a white girl with korean style makeup on or korean plastic surgery has got that good
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F8mnsZqvXFQ
dumb pirate frogposter
>>60581823
FONT
>>60581716
He's right though, Denmark is utterly irrelevant. Nothing important happens there, nobody important lives there, there are no important cities or institutions there.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rQ7h2c4WYvQ
>>60581795
doxxed
haha cant even believe how long so many of you waste away on here
fucking pathetic.
im off. do something with your lives you fucking losers. wasting away your youth
would you lads?
be honest
Really do love the feeling of empty bowels after a good poo. You can't beat it.
>>60581384
holy shit the hillbots are real
american politics is a fucking joke, but an entertaining joke nonetheless.
>>60581819
that old car probably gets shit fuel economy
>>60581869
Lad you have literally nothing in common with Koreans, going there is like visiting an alien culture.
>>60581775
what debate?
>>60581914
Nope
>>60581914
Why wouldn't I?
t.desperate virgin
>>60581891
Countries aren't relevant anymore, cities are
>>60581916
prefer a big willy filling my empty bowels desu
>But what do we have when we abandon the EU?
>BREXIT. A gaping pit waiting to swallow us all.
>>60581911
>youth
already gone, now I'm wasting my manhood
>>60581914
Ov cors I wud
>>60581919
Ah yes, british politics is so quality!
>>60581985
>t. Owner of the best restaurant in the world
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_uXJ1mgkyF0
DELET THIS
t. Hillary
>>60581869
she is ugly
UNO VELA
HILO LATINO
>>60581995
>Brexit...isn't a pit. Bexit is a LADDER.
>>60582011
fucking hell mate learn to laugh at yourself
weapons-grade drip
>>60581914
Yes
t. haven't shagged any slags in 2 1/2 years
we should all strive to be more like the yanks 2bh
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hphZuIFdkFE
come selecta
now gunman (gunman)
Catch me if you can cos I'm the England man
>>60582066
I'm always staggered when you manage to lower the quality of your posts, yet somehow you always manage
>>60582075
american politics is a joke. its just funny coming form a brit
>>60581919
this is so fucked
UNA VELITA HEHE
AAAAAAAAAANTE UP
lads trump is gonna be in scotland in 2 weeks
>>60582098
jajajajaja
>>60582066
El BritANO
are dennis
>>60582082
In what way?
>>60581985
And Denmark has no relevant cities lel
>Copen-who-gan
>>60582011
don't see british politicians literally posting delet this on fucking twitter
Who is that Power Stance bloke you guys post occasionally and why was he doing the Power Stance?
>>60582157
every way
>>60581914
No.
She'd rub off on me
>>60582157
Fatter
*Analysing political climate*
*Calculating change of success*
*Altering political stance*
>>60582157
this:
>>60582178
>meme magic has gone so far that a US Presidential candidate basically tweeted REEEEEEEEEEEE DELETE THIS at another Presidential candidate
What has this place unleashed?
>>60582151
If he wasn't leader Corbyn and McDonnell would be as well desu. Funny to think that if Corbyn had lost the leadership election narrowly but still whipped up a big hard left revival we could be out of the EU
Listening to England choons getting excited as fuck
>there are people ITT who actually think it's not coming home
>>60582066
El gato encima de la mesa.
Which one of you is this?
UK >>>>> DENMARK
will life get better?
Anyone got more like this?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ET6657PH9gQ
>>60582196
fantastic post
>>60582228
>face piercing
Disgusting stuff.
NEW JODDLE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S0QsDOmSND0
free will doesn't exist
>>60582249
posted this agaes ago
you're welcome
>>60582228
All me.
>A country is only good as its best city
>London is the greatest city in the world
>The UK is the greatest country in the world
QED
JULES RIMET STILL GLEAMING
>>60582223
Imagine an England/ Ireland final.
>>60582109
fucking hell mate dry your eyes
utterly pathetic
Why hasn't evolution got rid of nut allergies?
>>60582288
FONC and don't reply to him
>>60582228
Its Poleaboo
>>60582231
True desu
>>60582240
No
>>60582249
No
>>60582273
Didn't she have a video about only dating Muslims?
>>60582273
DISGUSTING INBREEDING CLICKBAIT, CONFORMIST WHORE
>>60582324
health care
>>60582231
Not really.
hmm
alri lads
>Copenhagan is a GAMMA world city
SISSY BRIT BOYS
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A1mYWYB3SH0
>>60582324
i wish it did desu it's genuinely the biggest pain in the arse
no one in my fucking family is allergic to nuts and suddenly both me and my sister have severe nut allergies, it's a fucking disgrace blud
>>60582318
*terrorist attack halts the final*
>it's actually the IRA
*whole crowd starts chanting UP THE RA signalling a return to the troubles 2.0*
*england team executed by men in balaclavas*
>ISIS swear allegiance to the IRA
>>60582377
fag
>>60582160
now they know me in copenhagen
Who True Capitalist Radio here?
>>60582411
you carry an adrenaline pen everywhere you go?
>the janny when he was at school
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9aK-u45JJJk
>>60582318
much better chance of England NI final tbqh
do you lads reckon we're gonna go in or out
like not what you're gonna vote for, what do you think is actually gonna happen
>>60582249
The channel that it is on posts a lot more like it. People supposedly call it Future Funk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O0UEJ3laAm0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XVlUsLvPj6U
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0rBCT5ROfNQ
>>60582420
Smelly beaner.
>>60582403
AHAHAHAHA
>>60582435
/here/ love that hambone
Me n the boys
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l_Zrv6DBgEs
>>60582461
PIRATE SCUM
>>60582456
reckon we'll end up remaining desu
>>60582314
Sorry lad, Google is never wrong
>London
>>60582378
disgusting
>>60582403
she's got a point tbf
>>60582454
Future call centre manager
>>60582383
alri you ugly, nu male gender bender
>>60582403
she's going out with a fucking turk, ignore.
>>60582403
isn't she getting shagged by rasheed?
>>60582467
haitiANUS niggeroid
>>60582378
watt da fugg
/leftypol/ is down :(
>>60582439
if i bring a bag then yeah i always have my epipen in it
if i'm just going clubbing or whatever and don't bring a bag then i'll just risk it for the chocolate biscuit. the tings are massive it's not like you can fit it in your pockets or whatever
i've never had to use it yet though, although when i was like 9ish and i ate nuts my mum gave me benadryl when she actually should've done the epipen, so i could've died
it's just a massive fucking inconvenience more than anything desu, especially now that practically everything in the world has a "may contain nuts" warning on it. i went to get some cheap cold pasta from fucking home bargains the other day and it had one on it
>>60582533
ignore him paco you daft paki
>>60582403
>they're all middle class
heh
