"I had to hide my erection as I left the polling booth" said Rupert Humphreys
A tear dropped down my face, a drip of cum dropped down my leg. I had just voted remain. I had just voted for my country to be subjugated by 27 other countries. Yet I entered the polling booth fully intending to vote leave. Why you ask?
I entered the polling booth, was about to tick leave. Then I looked at the remain option. At first I was angry that such an option existed. Angry that we had to vote on whether to be an independent country. Angry that some people would even consider voting remain.
I asked myself why people would vote no to being a country. I put myself in their shoes. That's when it happened. I noticed myself getting an erection for no reason. The more I imagined myself voting remain, the larger the erection grew. I imagined £350 million a week being transported to Brussels and it grew yet more. I imagined unelected EU bureaucrats deciding British fiscal, social and health policies and my cock began to bulge with one of the firmest erections I've ever had.
I closed my eyes, ticked one of the boxes. Opened my eyes. I had voted remain. I put my voting ballot in the box and walked out, the tears dripping from my face, the cum down my leg.
Later that night when I saw the result of the referendum, I immediately came, then started crying. The day after I bought a chastity cage which I wear to this day.
My name is Rupert Humphreys. I am British-European; I am a cuckold.
edition
LOOK AT THIS FUCKING DOG
Mods are on a rampage today.
Kyary
BART
slag
>>60582584
good dog
maisie
/leftypol/ is down
>>60582439
if i bring a bag then yeah i always have my epipen in it
if i'm just going clubbing or whatever and don't bring a bag then i'll just risk it for the chocolate biscuit. the tings are massive it's not like you can fit it in your pockets or whatever
i've never had to use it yet though, although when i was like 9ish and i ate nuts my mum gave me benadryl when she actually should've done the epipen, so i could've died
it's just a massive fucking inconvenience more than anything desu, especially now that practically everything in the world has a "may contain nuts" warning on it. i went to get some cheap cold pasta from fucking home bargains the other day and it had one on it, the fucking cheek of the pricks. pasta senpai
karen
>>60582578
sorry for your inconvenience lad
Asians desu lads
>>60582618
once i went there....and i discovered that they support bernie sanders 4 g0d
Britain after leaving the EU
http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1465144588902.webm
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A1mYWYB3SH0
What an annoying slag. Watch this to the end, I dare you
conductor?
>/leftypol/ is down
>>60582644
mate fingered her outside a /brit/ thread
my name is Chavdar
will i be made fun of because i have chav in my name when i come to UK?
bliss
>>60582649
The best
>>60582686
MAN LIKE CHAVDAR BRAP BRAP BRAP
>>60582674
sissy brit nu-males
>>60582416
>terrorist attack halts the final
>everyone starts chanting OO AH UP THE RA
>realises it wasn't the ra
>it was the muzzies
>muzzies storm the pitch and start lining up both teams to be executed in front of the entire stadium full of people
>everyone in the Irish side of the crowd pulls on their balaclavas
>everyone on the English side of the crowd pulls on their Knights Templar full plate helm and white surcoat with red cross
>Both sides start belting out their national anthems as they charge the muzzies
>Run all the muslims out of Paris, then France, then Europe
>Come home and do the same
>Unbreakable alliance is formed between the UK and Ireland
>Even Northern Ireland approves of it
>We all live happily ever after
DEUS VULT
>>60582648
it's alright lad
>Germany vs England final
>Teams walk out into the pitch to the Dad's Army theme
>Germany players making Nazi salute with pride as their national anthem plays
>Neuer is waving a nazi flag with glee
>The cameras look around to see John Terry's reaction
>He is nowhere to be seen
>Commentators are at a loss but the game goes on as scheduled
>Vardy and Rashford kick off
>England are playing well but are constantly fouled by Germany players
>The fouls are blatant but nothing is done
>Vardy protests to the referee
>He simply laughs
>Jamie notices a plaster underneath the ref's nose
>He pulls it off (but not too quickly)
>There's a tiny moustache underneath
>"Wayne! Check the match programme"
>Rooney rushes to the sideline
>"Klaus Hitler...."
>"Dammit, we should have known!"
>Platini and Hollande are laughing from the stands
>The French are in on it too
>Suddenly Ivanovic appears behind them
>"SERBIA STRONG!!!"
>Smashes their heads together, crushing both
>The sound of Geoff Shreeves shitting himself echoes throughout the stadium
>Germany now have the ball
>Robben throws a tulip in Rooneys hair
>He is distraught
>Runs past him
>Shoots past Hart
>Suddenly EBCS (England's Brave Chris Smalling) charges in
>Clears off the line
>"Not today Nazis, not today..."
>seafood pizza
>doner meat
>spicy chips
>garlic mayo
ahh yes
im the kind of friend who would run to your house with pizza at 4am but also forget to reply to your messages for 8 months
>>60582644
cracking chebs
wish i could have a go on neev
>>60582715
Listen specifically to her recommendation at the end.
She's like a retarded teenager
nice thread
Vegans can't have sex.
Semen is an animal byproduct.
Gonna follow Janny home and give him a swirly
The bourgeoisie has torn away from the family its sentimental veil, and has reduced the family relation to a mere money relation.
what's the name of that jap singers album something toshi?
tl; dr, not enough Pakis in London
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uOv0VsGAg_8
Transexuals are normal people like you or me.
>>60582825
this
>>60582785
i don't think lifting has affected my voice
>>60582691
Where in yorkshire?
what is the best drink i can make with the only alcohol in it from vodka?
>>60582842
good lord
>>60582839
?
she literally argues against that
>>60582842
But I have impulse control
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q56rmiUyrLo
>>60582721
Are they called the British and Irish Lions?
>>60582882
Have you tried driving or growing a beard?
t.dim Rasheed-loving slag
can already tell my room is too hot to sleep comfortably
ffs
>>60582906
the croRAT
>I lift
try hard poof
i think we should remain in the eu to increase immigration because the best thing about the uk is those youtube videos of the roadmen asking other roadmen in westfield in london about roadmen topics
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SDF2-NVrE40
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fD9-tTwWSHQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LoUzmJfp6o0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ucDc7QUt9pA
>>60582917
FOBTPYST
>>60582917
>>60582927
>>60582929
>>60582913
They're called Brothers In Christ.
>>60582890
drink it straight you woman
>>60582890
Screwdriver
Are dave
Is Louis Theroux better in his weird weekend days or as a more mature and serious presenter?
just going to filter mexico and probably all other south american countries as well because they are all very annoying
>>60582545
Nice story
It makes little sense to remain in the EU.
I refuse to be grouped in with the fags, pedophiles, trannies, and assorted other mentally ill cunts.
Not opening any jewtube links.
>>60582936
are these grime videos?
>>60582961
He went shit after Weird Weekends desu
>>60582915
>Have you tried driving or growing a beard?
That recommendation really is the height of stupidity.
>>60582906
>best country
>>60582944
Good lads
>>60582978
no lad they are the funniest thing on the internet
>>60583001
enjoying this mexican poster
nice for one of them not to be a lunatic nonce, like they invariably are on 4chan for some reason.
Have you seen this yet lads?
http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1465144588902.webm
>>60582915
i ride a bike which probably produces more testosterone
>>60583030
Didn't realise people unironically spoke like this
What are your thoughts on this?
>>60583002
Literally her advice in the video, 'to boost testosterone just grow a beard'
>>60582936
Those swarthy chaps in the videos don't look like European immigrants.
>>60583063
I DON'T WANT TO BE A HIPPY
Imagine if we Brexit and Trump becomes President. What will the world look like this time next year?
>>60583063
Nah mate
what is it?
>>60583073
i probably would tbqh
You're allowed to fuck animals in Canada now.
Hey lads
How do I find a good dealer?
t. Sheltered
>>60583030
That's not h3h3
>>60583098
paradise
>>60583073
how are you not bored yet? you've literally been posting this image for 3 years now.
and why do you never reply to anyone?
>>60583073
11/10
>>60583001
idk desu, he seems like a bit of a irl troll in the earlier days - not bad, but probably more impactful in his later stuff
>>60583073
would go straight to her knicker drawer if alone in her room desu
>>60583073
Wud fuk
>>60583108
Casinos are usually full of them
>>60583070
genuinely thought it was an act
like i know grime slang was about like 10 years ago but i thought it had died down
i hardly see roadmans walking about in tracksuits and shit anymore, even the hood niggas from the ends wear skinny jeans and buy high end clothes with their drug money and follow ian connor on instagram and shit
now it seems like the old way has just come back out of nowhere
>>60583078
I know. It's on another level to even the rest of the gibberish she's sprouting.
http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1465122738166.webm
Woo! Yoohoo!
>>60583106
you have been since loving v virginia
>>60583106
your mum got a visa?
>>60583172
wish I was a doggo
>>60583073
Parenting fail.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kSjfi0pYhEw
lads why do the bbc have to ruin everything
they ruined fucking roll safe
they ruined the greatest fucking british comedy of our generation
>>60583195
v. good
![146816[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/GS6RjlJ.jpg "146816[1].jpg")
>>60583195
Na, I did.
>>60583140
That's why he was good, his finely honed autistic interview technique made weirdos act as weird as possible.
>>60582637
yeah I've got an anaphylactic allergy and I'm so stoked it's not nuts. biggest pain in the arse on earth imo
apartments are so expensive in london :(((((((((((((((
men peak at 40
>>60583225
They gotta appeal to da urban youtz innit
>>60583098
More fun
Pizza is five minutes late. Worried that the pakis have took my money and aren't going to give me my food.
remain
remain
>>60583301
leave
don't reply to him
lads
mentioned earlier that I fucked up my a-levels and started an open uni course in law. I have emailed LSE and UCL and they said they'd consider me starting year 1 if I do well enough in my first year open uni, so I reckon if I get a 2:1, do well in my LNAT and do some work experience I could have a good standing.
My only question would be is it worth putting Oxford down as one of my choices? I know I don't stand a chance of getting in but I need a few extra choices because so far I only have LSE, UCL and Kings
remain
ERE, LADS .... HAVE YOU SEEN THIS
http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1465145129418.webm
int main()
>>60583172
>Muslims would kills this because they're barbaric stone age wankstains
>Asians would eat this because they eat anything with four legs that isn't a table or chair
Only whites are civilised desu
remain
VERY rdrunk lads
>>60583353
NOT HAPPENING
>>60583275
this isn't appealing to the urban youtz at all
the original roll safe appealed to the urban youtz
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=165R9OWugAk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7yeNXzaqLA4
this is funny
this new watered down version bbc have made is not funny
it's not even hood, they took the hood out of hood documentary
>>60583353
I have now
Leave
is spazzy jenkins in the house?
>>60583364
i aspire to be you
Mum unironically kicked me out the house for saying I like Trump
>>60583172
Where's this from originally?
ITT:ADD
>>60583098
the whole world is one giant safe space
Willy is mega hard
>>60583364
It's a thursday
you just had to wait one more day you fucking wasteman degen piece of shit
don't post again
putting all my eggs in one basket
>>60583400
It's ateatt w hours until I can be home no you dont
>>60583356
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mQYWcrhrF14
>>60583401
It's funny because trump means fart in the UK
abstaining from sugar from now on
anyone know of some good british JOI audio where there's a countdown?
>>60583433
Err excuse me if you work in London Thursday is the day
>>60583438
Putting all my eggs in your mums basket tbqh
ive noticed british lidl/aldi ads are more classist in the uk
http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1465209456216.webm
Ha ha lads
>>60583353
honestly don't know how people who listen to that/find it entertaining haven't killed themselves
runt levels are off the charts
who /25YearOldChild/ here?
cut myself whilst shaving and the blood literally wont fucking stop
its just pouring out
help
>brits unironically play a sport named after leaping invertebrates
>>60583566
emo
Not sure which way I'm going to vote desu
>>60583566
Nigga you ded
you don't rate boy better know that's funny
man can't come around me and move funny
start shutting down all your favourite mc's
see if you still find that shit funny
If everyone had a button beside their bed that said "press this to die peacefully in your sleep tonight" I wonder what would happen
>>60583456
really not a fan of this song
>>60583566
put pressure on it and don't keep taking it off to check if it's still bleeding
roll a big wad of toilet paper and press down hard, leave it there for 15 minutes
>>60583566
really hate shaving desu
>>60583467
kek, I remember this a few years ago
>>60583531
litterally me
>>60583456
what song is this
>>60583566
>cut myself
Self harming emo faggot
>>60583519
cute
Is total biscuit still alive?
i look so ugly after shaving
>>60583625
Memewoo or something
>>60583522
Saved as Sissy_Brit_Boys.webm
me
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3BbAcibN7s4
>BBC three literally making programmes out of internet memes
>>60583643
Yes, still making videos as well
>>60583670
not helpful
>>60583328
Probably better to ask a career's advisor instead of /brit/. Also, get a 1st you fucking bum, 2:1s are sub-human tier.
>>60583691
they fucked ruined roll safe
>>60583670
ahwoo or something
You lads all excited for the new Ghostbusters like Billy Murray is?
>>60583760
helpful
>>60583766
He's the best
>>60583766
is that annie pots?
>>60583625
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CXPADwU05OQ
>>60583766
i bet bill murray would vote brexit
wish northern ireland didn't exist.
>>60583766
oh deer
eating pussy gets me more aroused than anything
>>60583832
Yes.
>>60583846
and hillary
>>60583870
fuck off murderer
>>60583892
r u kiddin mee m8?
Shillary would be pro-EU as fuck
If we leave then I hope Trump is President
>eating pussy gets me more aroused than anything
>Maidstone Prison in Kent where inmates recently took control of a wing, and Lewes Prison in Sussex which staff described as a warzone, are two of the worst prisons in the country
VERY impressive
>>60583870
Eating fanny is good because you can make it last until she's gagging for the cock and it doesn't matter if you don't last that long once you're in..
I wonder if Farage will be given more than 3 seconds to answer a question on Question Time tonight lads
hate how my willy is so long it wraps around my balls inside my undershorts
>>60583954
This
>>60583963
>Eddie Izzard
wonder what they gender bender communist has to say
>>60583845
more helpful but too late
might go shops
>>60583936
my mum's from maidstone
>>60583954
i can last for a long time
maybe because i've been wanking too much?
>>60583921
>Googling this
Jeezus lads
hate how me willy is so small i pee on my ballex
http://www.bbc.co.uk/newsbeat/article/36488867/bumble-dating-app-blocks-and-shames-small-minded-misogynist
>>60584023
cornetto
>>60584028
I know
A mealy mouthed reply
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0rFXTGyacqc&feature=share
tune
>>60584034
Stop evading you runt
>>60583921
I love him, he's a headline machine
>>60584041
How long is a long time to you
i'm glad I have found a safe space to express my heterosexuality
>>60584103
hours
>>60584087
Do not reply to him
SCOTTISH POLL
>REMAIN : 5 1 %
>LEAVE : 2 1 %
(Via TNS)
>>60582691
>>60582887
my LS bros?
do not reply
>>60584149
igpoo
Looking forward to the gym lads cuz post gym, shower wanks are godly
My cousin is a legitimate mong
>60584128
Fuck off somewhere else because no one here cares
>>60583936
Zac is from Maidstone
lads
remember that you will never be poleaboo.
always remember it would be worse.
Just cancelled my graze subscription
the squeeze is real
kek
>>60583766
Just fuck my legacy up
Inb4 remain camp call anyone voting Brexit a little englander bigot
>>60584166
Amazing how some people can be so stupid
I once met someone that legitimately didn't know who Hitler was
Poleaboo is currently fingering his cat.
>>60584183
No I'm not.
>>60584166
educate him. it's your civic duty
Hello
Yes you, the man in the purple tie
>>60584119
>hours
Nostalgia/Ultra > channel orange
>>60584229
Back in your cage, runt.
Poleaboo is currently on holiday in America fingering a cat
what the fuck is that faggot cunt izzard wearing Jesus Christ
>30th June
oh snap, I could be on QT
>>60584234
It's a she and she's a northerner so she's beyond saving. She's 29 years old too.
>>60584266
Never
remember when william hague said he used to drink 14 pints a day
>>60584258
it's not though is it
an album with pyramids on it is always gonna be better than an album without pyramids on it
they're both great though
new album when
Poleaboo is considering cannibalism
He bets polish girls taste bitter
You're influence has rubbed off on me. Can't open my mouth these days without chat shit mates grubly. Everything that come out of me mouth is a bit of banter. Mum hates its. Willies
why hasn't poleapoo been permanently banned
>>60584227
A girl I know thought that Stalin and Saddam Hussein were the same person.
eddie izzard belongs in a gulag the faggot cunt
>>60584299
women like her are why Hillary will win the election
Le migrants bring in monies
imagine if spiderboo actually kills his dad
>>60584331
he has
alri lads
Err excuse me? I said hello
