Freshly rolled spliff edition
kpop
the french
3rd
>>60584688
nice early thread you useless degenerate twat
>spliffs
bugzy malone
>>60584688
Lovely
>>60584758
>>60584688
TALK TO ME
>>60584780
Smoking weed is waste of time and money. I say this as someone who smoked it every day for 5 years.
Really makes you think
They keep referring to immigrants like things you buy in the shop so they can do things people don't want to do
>Went out with lads for a few drinks last week
>Went out again tonight
>Arranged for next week
Is this it? Have I become. ...a normie?
A CANDLE
colonise us here>>60580216
There are going to be some *cough* “official statements” on some seemingly honest websites that tell you a very obscene number representing how many dollars David Rockefeller is worth, but you should for no reason believe any of those sites or the numbers they state as the *cough* “facts” concerning his wealth.
The facts are surely going to be not found. Call it a “404 page not found” error if you like, but David’s grandfather was the first billionaire in America, and so, if you know anything about the truth of the colloquialism “it takes money to make money,” then you know the official numbers are just bunk junk for public consumption. If you were one of the wealthiest men on the planet, then you too would surely have the masses believe that someone like Bill Gates is worth more money than you, and you’d only have a very small portion of your wealth apparent or traceable, and this is what David Rockefeller has done.
He’s rumored to be worth over a trillion dollars. What is truly an obscenity in the face of common sense and truth, is how Wikipedia lists David Rockefeller as being worth only two point nine billion dollars, which of course is a number so ridiculously low one has to wonder if the person who put it there knows how to balance their own bank account. It’s easy to see Wikipedia is terrific for facts just so long as they fit the agendas of the global oligarchy.
How much money did John Davison Rockefeller have? Well, according to “politically correct” sources on what is really a controlled information flow on the internet, David Rockefeller’s grandfather had just one billion dollars total earnings…but adjusted for the times, the amount now would be worth three hundred and eighteen point three billion dollars. Now, let’s try to adjust that total with interests earned or accrued…would anyone like to do the math?
>shuts eddie izzard up by saying "we've had a lot of male voices at this table tonight"
>The government decided to do a recession
FUCK OFF IZZARD YOU FAGGOT CUNT
I worry that I'm not posh enough for my gf, she went to a boarding school, her parents are literal millionaires who own horses and sports cars and a yacht.
I went to a shitty comprehensive and then a shitty college and managed to get into uni (Durham) through my own hard work where we met.
What should do? I love her and she says it doesn't matter but I can't help feeling insecure as fuck, especially when I'm around her friends who are all as posh as her.
>>60584835
nope, you've just become a boring twat
do NOT engage him lads
cannot stand eddie izzard the fucking bastard
what a disgusting way of rolling a joint
>what is supply and demand
>>60584857
>do the math?
Fuck off yank
Has anybody got any experience with microdosing LSD/Shrooms?
Been looking into it lately and I'm considering giving it a trial for a week.
what channel is the ting on lads
eating starmix frenzy carnival
weird
>>60584884
FOY
bart
>LE SHOUTY ONE WORLD GOVT UTOPIA PINK HAT MAN
>>60584824
*does a think*
AUSTRALIAN
STYLE
POINTS
SYSTEM
>>60584943
>ting
fuck off nigger
>>60584857
everybody knows the problem is with the patriarchy and mass immigration and muslims
silly goyim
Electric Light Orchestra are underrated
TWILIGHT
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3U52sP25ynE
MUH FEELINGS
kill yourself izzard
>>60584902
nah hes a good lad
>>60584835
Nah just one of those pub twats. You're not a normie unless you have a steady job, a gf and exercise at least twice per week (like me).
>>60585016
Woo!
>>60584688
ive seen epileptics roll better joints than that.
embarrassing famalam.
THE BANKERS THE BONUSES
the recession was caused by too much government regulation
but rich people bring jobs though
>>60584975
all me
my government name is reece
fuck the government
fucking hell
kill this twat
who the fuck wears a hat indoors anyway
jesus CHRIST
>Eddie "If I shout over everyone it makes me right and them wrong" Izzard
>>60584915
this desu
>>60585092
DUDE
S H U T
U P
lmao based audience
I am drunk
>>60584688
What the fuck is this? Looks like something a hobo under a bridge would smoke.
Learn how to roll.
>watching question time when CBBBOTS is on
>>60585064
>Cuckhold
Not even going to give you a dignified response.
I'll just track you down and batter you half to death.
>>60585064
...
source?
YOU BEST STOP WHAT YOU'RE DOING AND LOOK AT THIS FUCKING DOG
my god what a twat izzard is
>>60585129
ate that bitch pussy til she squirted like a dolphin
>>60585092
ELLLL ESSSS DEEEEEEEEEEEE?
>but we're not in the euro
True. Yet we still pay for most of the entire Union
if Brexit passes, i think it would be the happiest day of my life.
>FIFTH
>STRONGEST
>ECONOMY
The European Poonion
pussy
Past 2 weeks my voice has gotten deeper, sex drive is through the roof and I've gotten more hairy.
I'm 24 and went through puberty 10 fucking years ago.
What's all that about??
>>60585285
we can only hope
Ree reply
>>60585259
strange memories on this nervous night
>>60585313
I've been spiking your drink with test, lad, hope you don't mind x
>>60585317
Are you down with OPP /brit/?
wew lads
help me out
>60585331
No
>>60585331
RrrrrrrrrEEEEEEEEEE
>>60585389
charge your phone
>brexit happens
>uk goes to shit
i will lmao so hard
Is it a coincidence that Europe implements protectionism against the rest of the world then it becomes the slowest growing economy?
>>60585389
lottie you hottie
Fugging car alarm ringing for like an hour now
Izzard will be thrown out in a minute lmao
Remain odds have lowered in the past week
not a fan of the potato pakis but they make some good tunes
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AOBs8dU4Pb8
>>60585469
you're due for a bomb pierre, I wouldn't act so smug
bullying myself
Get him off
GET HIM OFF
>>60585389
do you like crayon pop
Ah yes let's have our trade depend on 20-odd countries tied together
>Eddie Izzard
>Your a descendant of immigrants as your ancestors were Huguenot immigrants 300 years ago!
Eddie Izzard's probable response if someone says some paki like Amir Khan or somali like Mo Farah is not really British:
>YOU RACIST HE IS JUST AS BRITISH AS YOU!
>>60585494
lel
>Answer the question
Okay, I-
>Answer the question!
Here's my answ-
>ANSWER THE BLOODY QUESTION NIGEL
FOI (Fuck off Izzard)
FUCK the EU
>>60585433
Thankyou
/brit/ threads go fast
going to get wasted and contemplate suicide tonight lads
Can you QT mongs fuck off to /pol/ or /TV/ thx
>>60584688
lol, i've seen 10 years old childs roll better spliff
GIT GUD
rate the new specs lads
>>60585613
excellent post
>>60585613
good lad
>>60585641
pretty dashing lad
>>60585615
shouldn't you be doing a siesta or something
Ah yes EU keeps peace, not NATO or anything like that
>>60585502
Haha, leave is never happening. Commons will override the petition if the public actually are madmen
>>60585613
burn the cunt
>>60585668
>NATO
>Useful
wew lad
>>60585672
its a referendum you spa
>>60585641
Looks like my ballsack
nighty night lads
In all the shitflinging around brexit i had no idea about the tariff that was placed upon good outside the EU. surprised at myself for wanting to vote leave desu.
>rich white old men
I want as many Brexiters as possible but this woman needs to shut up
>>60585665
rude
>>60585684
One ruble has been deposited in your account
>NAZI BRITAIN 2016
fuck off
>i've lived here a long time
>i'm not a british citizen
fucking idiot
>nazi germany
hmm
>2016
>being a JF
come on now, seriously?
>>60585613
Good to know that we have some ameribros ITT
>>60585719
post a picture of your sombrero or fuck off
That Nige chuckle lol
lads, lads, lads
im downloading prophecy of pendor for mountain blade, is it any good?
I wanted to paly a clash of kings but it keeps crashing on me
how was that statement not completely racist and sexist
fuck off
>>60585700
http://www.bbc.com/news/uk-politics-eu-referendum-36457120
>We are all Brussels
>Entire audience goes "Oooooooohhhhh"
Heh
>>60585736
The jews killed patton.
>>60585641
Vic Reeves has let himself go
>7 hours of work remaining
JUST
Someone post the image please. I'm on my phone.
can you fucking imagine izzards face when he was choosing what badges to put on his hat. what a twat biscuit
#illridewithbrussels
>>60585767
it's alri but theres better mods desu
>THE WHITE MEN
why would she say this?
jajajajajaja
uno vela
como este
this drugged up feminist needs to stop
We are NOT Brussels you cunt
white pirate scumbags
Eddie Izzard is a fucking mong holy shit
We want controlled and sensible immigration - Adolf Hitler 1933
>>60585797
>8 hours before I need to go back to work
>>60585811
ive also got AD1257 or some similar number
thats pretty good, but i've kinda hit a plateau where im a minor lord with a few villages but no castles and my country aint invading shit, only have like 160 men in my retinue so I can't take castles singlehanded.
Think Nigel loves that Tory bloke desu
should i wank
>>60585767
meh, pretty generic desu
Anyone who wants to stay in EUiastan is a complete Rasheed
About to filter mexico
>we need to put hope in the world
sounds a bit like the white mans burden, very racist eddie
>wageslaves
>>60585872
I have tonight and tomorrow night then have 7 days off.
I felt fucking shit when I came in earlier and I'm only just coming around. Fuck nights
>>60585895
pirate scum
On the train home and this yank has struck up a conversation with this group of people, he's now telling them his whole life story in the states, lmao way to fit the stereotype of a yank tourist
i think i'd rather be in a union with fucking pakis than the EU
pure scum
me rn
>we are all brussels
>>60585940
meanwhile you sit in your seat smouldering with envy at his social skills?
Feeling a bit lonely tonight lads
>watching EU debates
I already decided I want to leave two years ago
>>60585938
>Want less Poles
Poor attempt
>>60585892
>>60585811
can you recommend 1 or 2
>>60585957
PUT SOME SPICE IN MY FECES
THIS IS MY HARDEST POO
DEFECATION
HARD BREATHING
DON'T GIVE A SHIT IF MY ASS IS STILL BLEEDING
WOULD IT BE WRONG WOULD IT BE RIGHT
IF I SHIT IN THE STREET TONIGHT
CHANCES ARE THAT I MIGHT
SANITATION OUT OF SIGHT
AND I'M POOPING BEHIND A BUSH TONIGHT
CUZ I'M
POOPING OUT GOAT
POOPING OUT SPICE
WISH SOMEBODY WOULD GIVE ME SOME RICE
POOPING OUT GOAT
POOPING OUT SPICE
WISH SOMEBODY WOULD HAND ME SOME WIPES
NOTHING IS CLEAN
NOTHING IS WIPED
I'M POOPING IN THE STREET TONIGHT
zoe kazan is literally perfect
>we are all Brussels
>>60585991
same
wanna meet up?
am not watching on the telly, whats the general consensus
if we just like reach out to the world and stuff the world will join together in harmony the age of aquarius will dawn all borders will fall and we will hold hands and walk into the sunset
>>60586002
The samurai one is really good, even if you aren't a weeb
if you like muskets and shit theres a good Napoleonic one, can't remember the name. It's really well done though
>>60586007
I'd love to Cum on her face
Feel as though sleeping 6 hours a night has ruined me physically, emotionally and mentally but ai can't kick the habit of staying up late
>we are all Brussels
>>60585969
love that cat, it looks confused because of the question marks but also a lil bit smug like it doesn't know what youre talkin about
>>60586042
http://www.bbc.co.uk/iplayer/live/bbcone
>>60586036
no, I am brussels
>>60586002
the floris mod pack improves vanilla a lot, other than that I mainly stick to clash of kings, gekokujo, and perisno
Izzard's the "hug a hoodie" kind of bloke.
>>60586007
>>>/haiti/
>>60585982
Yeah 2bh
Except I don't feel the need to go on about my life story to strangers who didn't ask for it
>>60586042
remain are spouting memes, everyone else is trying to do politics
>>60586053
ill give it a go ty
>>60586083
ty anon
These idiots are so out of touch it's unreal
Ah yes we will isolate ourselves from giving money to poor European countries and they'll stop selling things to us what a disaster
>>60584688
Fucking love these threads, every single time you get triggered JFs coming in harping on about their rolling expertise
>>60585034
>>60585160
>>60585631
>>60584915
don't see how leaving the eu means that we aren't standing in solidarity/running and hiding from terrorism desu
*aggressively brandishes passport*
Choon
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VrkT5P5q410
>>60586103
Not an argument
eddie izzard looks ridiculous
who /carries their passport around in their pocket in case someone starts a debate on the EU/ here
>>60586138
>>60586138
i know, only reason i do it. i literally don't even smoke weed and the photo isn't mine.
never been on a train by myself in my life
no clue what I'm doing
We Are Brussells
>>60586138
Do you think anyone is going to fall for this my man
when our neighbours are being blown up by terrorists we should keep our borders open to those nations with active terrorist cells x
>”""""""""""""""""debate'"""""""""""""""
Who's this Cheb end with a hard on for eddie izzard
>>60586007
ok
her eyelash game is shit
her lips aren't long enough
her fringe is shit
her nose isn't symmetrical
her right eye (right in the picture) is lazy
based nige
debate me
EXTREMELY drunk and needing human interaction
>>60586164
eggy had potential as a producer ngl
>>60586166
are you implying that something else is happening?
>>60586197
you don't really have to do anything
>>60586234
*denies you*
>>60586208
We are the terrorists
>>60586197
First time I went on a train in my adult life I went he wrong way with pretty much no stops.
Set me back about 2 hours...
*moves 33k emails to the recycle bin*
ah yes, nobody will find them now
niglet
I call myself Bugzy Malone as a gimmick
Why do Euros smoke spliffs over a straight weed joint? It tastes like shit and it burns all fucked up, and I say this as someone who smokes cigarettes as well.
>>60586253
Err excuse me?how rude
>>60586231
*unsheathes passport*
>>60586197
if there's someone sitting next to you, don't put your hand on their leg
I learnt the hard way
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nK-okdwv09g
desu
Does anyone actually care about the referendum?
>>60586007
very good lad
very good post
top waifu good choice good pick
why is everyone on question time so insufferable
>>60586276
because fuck you thats why
>The pound is falling because you want to take us out of the EU
That's not remotely true you daft bint
Eddie getting roasted lol this is great
>>60586292
Biggest runt going
>>60586279
rude is one of my five middle names
Doing an early night
It's time to be able to decide your own destiny and not be at the mercy of the euro zone and be their bitches any longer.
>delaying the vote
LOL your politicians are so corrupt they don't give a shit about true Britains anymore. Or well I guess it's been that way for like 60 years.
kush from afghanistan
Based Scot
Come on get up get down with the sickness
>>60586313
Because everyone who watches it is also insufferable
>>60586138
dude, remember to crumble ganja
Who tf is this Gollum looking mofo
>>60586276
Degenerate.
>I'm not voting because I can't be told the future
Women shouldn't vote
>>60586373
>edgemaster music
had a chuckle
>>60586292
>northerners wearing hip hop gear
cringe
>>60586373
hmm no thanks haha
>>60586391
where's your eagle?
>>60584886
she probably likes you because you're NOT at "posh" as them. obviously money isnt her top concern. stop being insecure and just say fuck it and go with it
>>60586437
aren't you the one that listens to metal? lel
Why don't philosophers ever partake in political debates?
*inhales from cigar*
Check my digits you bloody brexit bastard
*blows the smoke in your face*
>>60586454
post your sombrero you cheeky cunt don't ignore me
>north of england could split up
lmao
good
Does Izzard really think the UK would break up if we leave?
Just tuned in, Eddie Izzard dressed like this? Is he a tranny now?
What the fuck
do not entertain him lads
>>60586454
i haven't
Business idea: don't let students, women, nonwhites, gays and mentally ill people votr
>>60586302
eddie izzard is a mentalist
>>60586480
haitiANUS nigger
>>60586483
i do not have sombreros
>>60586489
yeah he just said so
>>60586492
yep
