/brit/
- Home
- Board: /int/ - International
- Reading: /brit/
No Canadians allowed
first for /polska/
Thank god.
>>60452794
FUUUUUCK you dad
Good edition
>>60452794
ayo what up
Hi
>>60452794
alri grandad
I wish Kristen Stewart was my waifu
reminder to just be yourself
>>60457706
alri
Kyary
>>60458130
>>60453114
>>60452917
PERUVIANS ARE NOT ALLOWED
She's a virgin btw
Fascist racists on my right...
SJW commies on my left...
This is why I am a radical centrist
LEAFS OUT
Are Jews welcome?
*hönk hönk*
Guten morgen, Herr Anon.
Wunderbarer Tag im Euro-GroĂźreich!
die Britreich votum REMAIN ja??
the gf
stuck in the radical centre with you
*walks towards you*
>>60459201
JEWWWBS are tasty
>flat inspection tomorrow
>not allowed to smoke indoors
>been smoking for 6 months and the place reeks
wat do
>>60459185
not sure who's worse at the moment
i'm disgusted by both the SJWS and the anime loving cuck posting alt-righters
walking around utterly bollock naked
could do with a gf
>>60459201
Jews cause literally every single problem in europe
Anyone here actually have a job they enjoy?
SJW's>>>>>self declared fascists
;))
the future gf trying to seduce me
>>60459245
Febreeze the shit out of the place and open the windows, light incense afterwards
>>60459247
>alt-right
you mean leftists who just dislike one or two meme tier policies?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TkWZACXdOJA
>>60459245
light up a fat one n chill
nothing can help you now
>>60459276
what species is this one
>>60459220
good post
want a qt gf to snuggle with
>>60459271
I'm a professional shitposter
>>60459229
uuuuuugh
want to rest my face on her bosom
>>60459313
you are an haitian
>>60459289
Kim Saeron <3
>>60459271
yeah i get paid to push a pro-EU agenda on various social networks
good laugh 2bh
Fascism is the perfect form of government
prove me wrong (protip: you can't)
>>60459255
https://www.okcupid.com/profile/Lannn21
19 year old virgin girl who likes netflix
Having a cheeky glass of wine lads
>tfw been reminded of girl of whom was tall, green eyed, pretty faced and rejected a modelling contract because she didn't want a shallow life
>tfw I thought she was too normie
>tfw i went /pol/ autismo mode after she said she would have a black boyfriend
sigh
i was so pathetic back then, glad I'm not /pol/retard now tho.
>>60459250
*obliterates your nads with one mighty kick*
>>60459298
Taiwanese
Post rare Pepes
ironic national socialist opinions are now my gimmick desu
>Fascism is the perfect form of government
>>60459271
Being a shiplad is aight
>>60459352
>t. italy
>>60459331
6'4 blue eyed white swede
It's raining with some thunder and lightning lads
>>60459368
do me next x
>>60459357
nnnng what a bum
>>60459365
You're still a pathetic narcissist. Fuck off
It's just b-banter though, right?
>>60459296
wogan's dead oh dear
>>60459415
/comfy/
Will one of you be my /int/ gf?
>>60459435
isis is a zionist ploy to weaken the arabs before the Israelis declare war
the following racemixing in europe from the immigrants stomps out white supremacist movements for good and the cheap labor allows for jewish corporations to rake in more cash
>>60452794
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rgZezt_ADEY
>>60459387
it was a strong remedy for a serious problem, but its mostly "of its time"
20th century fascism is basically relegated to that specific circumstance though its ideas still exist
>>60459365
>then
>>60459435
The only genuine anti-Semites in the UK are all brown and called Rasheed
>>60459357
lmao
no way that girls a virgin
Sanders supporter on Newsnight is called Harlem and wearing a bow tie
>>60459395
haitiANUS
>>60459427
Just ignore him until he gets the message and, hopefully, tops himself
>>60459346
well now I feel like a nonce
>>60459458
Rasheed
i didn't mind the leafs until one hurt my feelings. now i hate all leafs and wish they'd fuck off
>>60459365
so now you call yourself a communist to hopefully get pussy?
I remember a simpler time where h weight of world wasn't on my shoulder, I was naive to the horrors of the world and all was good
until that one faithful night when I had a choice, a choice that put me on a course that englightened me but also showed me the depressing darkness that is life
I chose the red pill
>>60459469
wouldnt mind a husky gf if she was a proper memer desu
>>60459357
>aaaaand if you wont be offended by 'hot/cold' behavior from me as I take medication which sometimes makes me tired or withdrawn so i wont be up for chatting.
in the bin
also >virgin
“I’m going to live!” Thomas Buddenbrook said half aloud and felt his chest jolted by sobs somewhere deep inside. “That’s it—I’m going to live. It is going to live … and thinking that it and I are separate instead of one and the same—that is the illusion that death will set right. That’s it, that’s it! But why?” He asked the question—and night closed over him again. And he perceived, he knew, he understood not one whit of it now and let his head sink back into the pillow, blinded and exhausted by that smidgen of truth he had been permitted to see.
And he lay there quietly in fervent expectation, was even tempted to pray for truth to return and illumine him again. And it did come. Not daring to stir, he lay there with his hands folded—and was allowed to watch.
What was death? The answer to the question came to him now, but not in poor, pretentious words—instead, he felt it, possessed it somewhere within him. Death was a blessing, so great, so deep that we can fathom it only at those moments, like this one now, when we are reprieved from it. It was the return home from long, unspeakably painful wanderings, the correction of a great error, the loosening of tormenting chains, the removal of barriers—it set a horrible accident to rights again.
An end, a dissolution? Empty words, and whoever was terrified by them was a pitiable wretch. What would end, what would dissolve? His body, his personality and individuality—this cumbersome, intractable, defective, and contemptible barrier to becoming something different and better.
Was not every human being a mistake, a blunder? Did we not, at the very moment of birth, stumble into agonizing captivity? A prison, a prison with bars and chains everywhere! And, staring out hopelessly from between the bars of his individuality, a man sees only the surrounding walls of external circumstance, until death comes and calls him home to freedom.
what's Nige gonna do when we leave Europe and he's out of a job
>>60459289
>>60459346
>tfw netizens talk shite about her
I hate netizens
>>60459469
>Better take this picture of le funny frog meme
>Better get a bit of my face in so people know that I'm a girl
>No, that's too much, people will know that I'm fat
>Ah, perfect
Why are girls all narcissists?
going down to the chipper, thinking of getting some fish and chips, but i have a question
when they say chips, what brand? lays?
thanks
Spacker from school added me.
We left school seven years ago
We haven't spoken since
We never really spoke at school
We weren't mates at all
What the fuck is he doing.
i don't wanna SLEEP
i wanna look at cool stuff on /BRIT/
>>60459481
>>60459458
>>60459331
>>60459282
>>60459235
>>60459185
yeeeeaaaaah
that's cool
>>60459516
lisicki has been communist for quite a while you melt
>>60459527
run for president
this general moves so goddamn fast. just get a fucking chat room already.
>>60459491
If it makes you feel better she looks a lot older than her age
Alri m8 lads bruvs innit
>>60459527
return to his home high in the mountains to watch over England until it needs him again
going down to the chipper, thinking of getting some fish and chips, but i have a question
when they say chips, what brand? lays?
thanks
>>60459448
>oh and its 17 degrees outside
>>60459357
>literally mentally unstable
>this general moves so goddamn fast. just get a fucking chat room already.
>>60459503
Looks like it should be cooked a while longer 2bh Doesn't seem to be tearing that well
>>60459571
/brit/ IS 4chan
Fucked up lads, had the wrong co-ordinates on my map and got the ISS time wrong. It's actually visible 23:28 to 23:32
It will originate directly west and will pass right next to Jupiter which is very bright in the south west
Mars is also visible directly to the south and low in the sky
Many apologies
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q7l06OERqhA
>>60459527
>when we leave Europe
but why do stormfags and far rightists like Putin though?
So goyim, which one and why?
where can I find a mentally ill 4/10 gf that doesn't like going out and doing things?
>>60459427
k
great advice to help me top being a "narcissist"
>>60459467
haha
>>60459516
top kek no, i'll never agree with evalion (can't spell her name) but males for the most part who call themselves feminist are just faggots of whom are trying to hit on girls.
>>60459523
>hot/cold' behavior
>woman
shocking
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lgouwh2Ir6Q
just became redpilled on ali
Do you ever think there's more to life than being really, really ridiculously good looking?
/kick 60459587 "stealing my gimmick"
Me and my mum on facebook
>>60459605
Thanks m8. Got a clear view of Jupiter here in Ipswich
>>60459640
/brit/
>mfw mundanes haven't read this preamble to national socialism
>>60459564
A racist, communist, law student.
3 different shades of shit
>>60459588
I had an exam today in 25 degree heat, my face melted
>>60459653
please don't tell anyone
>>60459635
The one on the right has kleenex stuffed in her bra
>>60459671
obviously not you thick cunt
>>60459577
not particularly
>>60459660
good film
Tomorrow's forecast:
>torrential downpours with thunder and lightning
max comfy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z4WN9-YZzpQ
>>60459643
I'm not trying to help you, i'm just stick of you fishing for attention in these threads for the last 2 years
>you will never fuck a hong kong slut that looks like this
>>60459681
pirate scum
>>60459680
haitiANUS nigger
On page 456 of a 703 page book
>>60459703
Won't you get wet going to work?
Why aren't we allowed, we're friends
>>60459698
you could be shitposting alongside your ideal gf and you wouldn't even know it
>>60459730
what book
>reading
is this a meme?
>>60459643
maybe actually start reading into the philosophy behind these ideas rather than going for meme tier politics where you just irrationally hate people
>>60459715
I'm chortling
>I am firstly and most importantly a mum to one little boy
>>60459753
>he doesn't read
Bet you watch telly too ya pleb cunt
>>60459664
Fuck's sake it's THAT guy
>>60459753
>nerdshit
>>60459746
>we're friends
'No'
right lads, if canada doesn't make a good post in the next 12 hours, they're getting nuked
>>60459745
I drive
>>60459776
is swiping left the 'no' option?
>>60459730
On 597/1252 here
brits say stalin was evil n shit....but they feel proud for acting like pirates in the past....and mock of irish people
WTF???
>tfw get pissed with m8s and accidentally put on buyers market while browsing through music
Haha banter
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r_Ua8iOR0g8
you're welcome
>tfw no cara gf
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LLIANGScSo0
>>60459805
>hot
>want white dick
need a paki gf
>>60459752
The Very Hungry Caterpillar
What are some good microchipperies I should visit in london?
>>60459753
Reading is a bit of a meme city 2bf
>>60459776
>tfw no mummy gf
>>60458337
>tfw no futa yummy mummy gf to blast her yummy mummy spunky through your bummy and into your tummy
>>60459752
kafka complete novels
>>60459844
>woman
>funny
good one haha
I swipe right on EVERY person, even men just so I get matches.
>>60459715
buddy's gained some weight. Must be all the Youtube funbux he's been raking in.
Cara
>>60459715
Excellent
got an iphone the other day, old model. never had one before.
what are some apps i should download
>>60459854
never managed to get through it desu
>>60459771
ebin
>>60459860
mummy?
>>60459680
>not the manifesto to Futurism
Fascism at is core is an aesthetic movement, bringing at and performance into the political sphere. also related is the idea of "artistic terrorism" which coloured a lot of right wing terrorist groups in the post-war.
Kant's idea of the sublime/negative-sublime being at the core of fascist thought
ahhh yes
>>60459715
this guy is STILL spouting memes on camera for money?
>>60459880
Had to start doing this since I only managed to get 2 (two) matches after 5 days and my ego was taking a battering
>>60459941
For a guy with no boobs, he sure wears a lot of cleavage tops
>>60459860
>no mummy gf to sit on my face and call me a good boy
Just let me die
>>60459941
What's up with her eyebrows
>>60459933
jessishit
very good
>>60459937
related
great painting showing this idea
http://www.strawpoll.me/10417165
http://www.strawpoll.me/10417165
http://www.strawpoll.me/10417165
>>60459980
1v1 me @ lan
>>60459749
What are you trying to tell us?
>>60459852
Dogs actually see on a spectrum from blue to yellow desu
>>60459910
tinder and candy crush are essentials
>>60459983
do you have no respect for peoples privacy???!?
yes
>>60460006
Lies
>>60452794
You both ended up being run by muslim niggers.
Congratulations I guess.
>>60459994
>Futa is a male red panda in the zoo of Chiba,
Japan. In 2005, he became a visitor attraction
and a television celebrity in Japan for his ability to
stand upright on his hind feet for about ten
seconds at a time. ...
You get gay pandas?
>>60459983
>>60459941
>>60459893
>>60459756
i genuinely dont read any posts here haha
>>60459826
>Irish
>People
>tfw on my 5th bottle of Aspall
>Have work in the morning
Have a feeling I'll regret this lads
>>60460041
Why don't you say that to my face m8, I'm literally a Labrador so I should know
>>60460030
Gypsy tier eyebrows
>>60460072
neither do i really
bit of a sore rash from my sweaty arsecheeks rubbing together all day
anyone else get that?
only attracted to size 6 girls
>>60460083
Next you'll tell me Pluto isn't a planet and T-rexs had feathers, FUCK YOU.
>>60460119
are you fat
>>60460095
womanlet
>people who find Cara attractive
Baffling
remember when cara was first posted on 4chan and everyone thought she was a boy?
haha
>>60459855
Uncle Sams authentic fish and fries on Portland Street.
>>60460069
Very obvious she's a muff diver, most female models are.
>>60460053
>says canada
only attracted to girls with cocks
>>60460134
nah i'm a skelly
got a bit of a plump arse tho tbf
>>60460119
Yes! it's the fucking worst, I get it on the outside of my arsecheeks, have to stick a bit of tissue between them to stop the agony
>>60460119
swamp ass haha
>>60460119
That happened to me once, it was so sore I couldn't even walk
Worst pain of my life but throwing baby powder on my cheeks and taint is a very good feel
>tfw countrylet
JUST
starting to deal with the very real possibility that i may never know what he meant by this
>>60460176
post it xx
*makes post crying out for help*
Do I fit in now?
>>60460157
Finally a (You)
I win.
>>60460119
yes
Hi where the Haxball?
>>60460157
literally voted in a muslim non ironically
ISS DEFINITELY visible in SIX minutes
>>60460215
check your DMs
>>60459969
>tfw no mummy gf to cuddle you at night and protect you from all the mean girls who'd do lewd things to you against your will
>>60460174
traps or futa?
If there was a button in front of you that would kill you painlessly and make all your family instantly forget you existed, would you press it?
THE CROSSES OF ST. GEORGE ARE FLYING ALL AROUND ME
GARETH SOUTHGATE, THE WHOLE OF ENGLAND IS WITH YOU
OH IT'S SAVED (SAVED, saved, saved...)
>>60460218
That seems to be the purpose of their general, so yes.
>>60460191
me on the left
>Latest GoT is another filler episode
>>60460282
Yes. Yes. Yes.
*solicits /brit/ for a (You)*
dumb pirate frogposter
>>60460277
Can't get any releaf from you soft runts
>>60460287
Is the BBC shoving Euro 96 down everyone's throat just cuz it's 20 years on or was there something special about it?
wrote a haiku lads
it is already half way
now it is over
>>60460191
We are perfectly sized as a country, just compare us to the rest of Europe, it's lanktries like Canada and murika that give a warped view of size.
>>60460282
No because my friends would know
>>60460311
>tfw chav girl lets you finger her and sucks your nob behind asda in return for a bottle of frosty jacks and a (you)
/brit/, the only place where its next to impossible to get a (You)
>>60459511
fuck off paki
>>60460345
Ahh yes, very good.
>>60460369
What's the password you knob
>>60460277
when did Canadians start thinking they were like Aussies.
Aussies are known for being funny shitposters and being good at banter while Canadian posters are universally hated
@60460377
(You)
>>60460277
t. ying ping
>>60460377
Have one on the house
Why the FUCK is is it trendy to hate on canada?
(usted)
>>60459376
So Chinese then
>>60460345
jebat mama ko pidjama
zaboravi proslost budi svoj
haha dobro je sve
should be in bed
but if I go to sleep it's gonna be morning before I know it
a fucking LEAF
>>60460400
banter?
I hate reddit
A (you) is just a 'like' you filthy normies. You're all trying to pretend you're on Facebook or something.
Don't reply to me
>>60460427
the croRAT
>>60460418
It's an unfunny yank meme. They basically think Canada is the pinnacle of comedy because it's slightly different from America
>>60460382
Besides the shootout? Wasn't that in the semifinals anyway? Was it Gazza's tourney?
(Vos)
>>60460475
haha yep
>A leaf
>>60460400
Because they're both giant pieces of shitty land that no one lives in.
>>60460418
because South Park did it and you elected le weed man
>>60460470
amen
>australians are funny
>canadians
OH SORRY BRO SORRY XXXDDD XD SORRY LOL MAPLE SYRUP ICE HOCKEY BANTERS BRO DUDE WEEDMAN
>>60460245
It go down in the DMs
*slides in*
A FUCKING LEAF HAHAHA
>>60460470
man why are Euros so brainwashed
they just spout the mainline drivel over and over
only brits are partially free from that
German mates of mine are all pretty braindead
A Muslim boy moves to Ireland. On his first day of school his teacher asks, "What is your name?"
"My name is Mohammed" the boy replies.
"You live in Ireland now, Your new name is Mike" says the teacher.
The boy smiles and has a good time in his classes.
After school the boy returns home and is greeted by his mother.
"How was your first day at school, Mohammed?" his mother asks.
"I live in Ireland now, my new name is Mike!" The boy replies.
His mother becomes infuriated, "Have you forgotten where you came from? Your heritage? You have disgraced your ancestors!"
and his mother beat him and when his father comes home from work he does the same.
The next day the boy returns to school and his teacher sees his fresh bruises.
"Mike! What happened?" asked the teacher.
The boy replies with a grimace "Well, shortly after becoming an Irishman I was jumped by two fucking Arabs!"
>>60460400
why be funny when you can be collectively hated?
>>60460502
croRAT
just put whiskey into my coco pops
what have i become
>>60460470
I mean it's current century, ugh.
>>60460418
I would say it has been long enough to go past 'trendy'
There is simply no country on this board that likes you except for maybe hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah the US
>>60460336
>was there something special about it?
Well it was hosted here for a start
Lads I need to get a lot of washing done and dried in a short space of time
How does a laundrette work?
Can I put my stuff in a machine and then walk away and then come back?
>>60460470
>current year
alri lads
>>60460563
do NOT post my gf without mine or her permission
first and last warning
hah
>>60460587
>Can I put my stuff in a machine and then walk away and then come back?
Sure, just don't expect your stuff to still be there when you do
>>60460582
pretty sure US hates us to, but we hate ourselves a bit more since we have to live here.
>>60460597
'ri
>>60460563
What, /brit/ is stalking the asmr slags now?
Love Vodka lads, literally taste like medicine
>>60460563
https://www.youtube.com/user/MinxLaura123/videos
i do believe its time for a cheeky spliff
>>60460470
this is the reply from somebody that didn’t experience Britain before the EU
>>60460418
ebin memes and overly angry yanks
>>60460418
reddit country
>>60460658
Dude the devils lettuce lmao
>>60460567
coocoo for caca poops?
>>60460646
stop drinking sweetened girl drinks
>>60460541
I don't get it
>>60460629
Stalking is the best thing about ASMR
>>60460376
Wish this kind of thing happened to me
>tfw put on deathconsciousness and slowly fade into the void
>>60460699
DON'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO YOU FUCKING LEAF
>>60460708
Here lad, I have a (you) going spare. It's all yours mate.
>>60460627
There there she'll be right
>>60460937
no it won't
![Southgate_Euro96_1953121a[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/UU5vxAa.jpg "Southgate Euro96 1953121a[1]")
