Oooh northern boys love gravy edition
crayon pop
first for norrisposting
BRIT MORE LIKE HIT!!!!!!!!!
ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGH LADS
looking for a bull
stop disagreeing with me
>So anon, it says here you're 24. Care to explain why you're interested in this entry level position?
most handsome british man
>Gravy or cheese on chips
Fuck off
Only thing that should be going on them delicious gold brown slices is ketchup
>I offer my services to those fair maidens in need of free legal advice from their abusive boyfriends.
>>60457391
haitiANUS nigger
are you expected to play with a girls clit when you fuck her
Fucc the po-lice coming straight out the underground
A young nigger got it bad cuz I'm brown.
>>60457332
for what
>>60457404
>ketchup
foy mayo and peanutsauce
>>60457391
me irl
but without the gayboy hair
since /brit/ is filled of alphas....could you tell me if willy tastes any good?
>>60457374
>25
>updating my resume
>writing cover letters
>crying
>summer
wish this meme seasons would fuck off
i am a low status beta male
>>60457431
aaaAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH
>>60457437
but you're a white male?
>>60457418
Me too mate! maybe we should team up my man!
>>60457431
LEWD
>>60457431
i wish i was brit tbqh xD
>>60457435
The gf always asks me to but I never really bother. Usually stick it in her from behind and let her play with it
>tfw can't wear a t-shirt because of man boobs
>>60457435
Nah, that's what the other girl you're having a threesome with is supposed to concentrate on doing
>>60457435
If I can get to it
When we're doing doggy or spooning she grabs my hand and gets me to rub it
>>60457471
Fuck that shit cuz I ain't the one
For a punk motherfucker with a badge and a gun - to be beating on
>>60457431
literal poo comes from there
>>60457464
No one clicks links on 4chan mate
>>60457534
>>60457534
>en dosis
haha is your gf a latina???
xD
>>60457461
ehh I'm sure somebody over here makes reproduction parts that you could have shipped over.
Certainly wouldn't count on it for a daily though
ah
get that money bitch/
you know who you fucking with/
i can get you fucking hit/
any angle i do not miss/
jpeg is a nationalist, anti right-wing activist, fashion, fascist, you crackas going down/
*stay down*
creeping through the suburbs with my finger on the trigga/
Zoe's out and her gun, we dont aim at no nigga/
oh i do this shit for fun, you fuck with the wrong nigga/
man down, man down, man down, you dead and gone nigga/
im the man hoe, son of sam with tan, understand hoe/
Vince McMan with these bams, whered my fans go/
gave her everything she wanted, i aint wham though/
all i got is me, and sam though
Later night wobbler
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tZydy_1MFtU
>>60457516
lose weight?
Can't help but imagine slapping a girl's bum if I see one wearing something tight desu desu
What ever happened to the >sissy brit boys poster?
N.Y. State of Mind is basically my life set to music
>>60457577
>>>/haiti/
>>60457431
FONT
Would it be crass of me to drive a 14 year old Porsche 911? They're still somewhat expensive and they're a great car but I'd feel like one of those blacks that buys an old BMW and pretends to be wealthy.
>>60457445
friend introduced me to mayo on chips when he got back from a weekend in Amsterdam
not sure what peanut sauce would be like, but I would imagine it would be pretty good
>>60457537
That makes it hotter tbqhwyf.
Cuz everytime we touch I get this feeling
And everytime we kiss I swear I can fly
>>60457537
was not paying attention
but you should be
unironically buying this album
https://yosihorikawa.bandcamp.com/album/vapor
you should too
>>60457582
big up the fruity loops massive
>>60457596
he died
>>60457611
nonce
>this is the freakishly tall nun from game of thrones who shames people lads
http://richmond.craigslist.org/cto/5616898233.html
>1963
>"40k original miles" wutt
>$4100 obo
Might ask if he'd take $3500 or a trade for one of my other cars 2bh
Pleasantly surprised with the new Avalanches single lads
>>60457431
>autism jeans
you gettin cucked son
>>60457602
still not him
>>60457295
>no gravy
Don't believe this one bit
t. southerner
>>60457464
http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1465198071964.webm
sayonara baby
>>60457603
I didn't take it boyo
>>60457611
If you like going to the garage every fortnight to fill in the key scratches sure
>>60457647
How tall is she? I never even noticed
>>60457653
CHI
can't even bench 100kg lads
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1bnvSe7n4Kg
>>60457611
How old are you?
I guarantee insurance is going to fuck you over
>>60457647
>>60457714
ahahaha
why doesn't anyone want to join my cult lads
i promised them eternal happiness and everything
>>60457713
nonon, the thai poster is chicano
>>60457714
gym opens near me soon, might go, what do you reckon lad
SINEAD
>>60457623
good post
>>60457431
Thanks for reposting my gf, I'm serious btw it was me who originally posted that pic.
>>60457611
Maintenance and insurance costs are going to end you 2bh
Best not to bother with German performance cars if your budget is tight
>>60457404
CHIP CONDIMENT POWER RANKINGS
1. Mayo
2. Curry Sauce
3. Gravy
4. Cheese
5. Brown sauce
-POWER GAP-
9001. Jizz
90000. Your mum's breast milk
9000000. Katsup
90000000. Ketchup
>>60457743
oh my GOD
>>60457788
Post the rest
Ya'll some bitch ass niggas man
>>60457611
eh, the 996 is the first water-cooled 911, but 14 years is in the middle of the 996's release cycle so it doesn't really have that much of a "wow" factor
It's not necessarily like a black who drives an old Beamer and pretends to be wealthy, but it is if you get me
>>60457626
Do fucking love Paige Turnah tho to be fair
>>60457779
do whatever takes your fancy
>>60457743
manlets lol
>>60457611
Car in question btw
>>60457694
My worry desu, I'd probably put a cover over it when I'm parking it for long periods of time. Someone local to me keeps their Boxster outside and it's never been scratched.
>>60457803
1. Mayo
fuck outta here, take the Devil's condiment with u
Also you forgot based bbq sauce
dumb pirate frog poster
>>60457803
I make my own special secret sauce
>>60457615
makes it a bit more spicy
>>60457859
foy
>>60457779
>>>/fit/ AND READ THE FUCKING STICKY
>>60457840
i quite fancy having large muscles if i must say, probably will go then haha
>>60457803
That's it
That's fucking it you miserable wet wipe
Drive down Cambridge right fucking now cunt and let me put you under
>Only 3 more episodes in this season of game of thrones
FUCK ALL has happened.
>>60457821
cba post I'll post one
>>60457653
not as nice as the 2 door
>>60457825
Nigga shut yo wack ass up and roll another blunt nigga
>16 degrees outside
>literally all covers off me lying in bed
>still uncomfortable and sweaty
>>60457861
Dumb spic Britboo
Are you enjoying your stay?
>>60457780
>ywn be aiden connor and have a cheeky kiss from are sinead
>>60457803
>No chicken salt
>>60457788
>movavi video converter
Enjoy the virus, kid ;)
RIGHT THEN.
Which one of you poncey little bastards wants it first? Come on, don't be shy.
>>60457885
can you post face
for all I know, this could be my sister
>>60457885
TIGHTS
>>60457853
Pic unrelated? That's not a 911.
>>60457881
I hope CIA helps the starks take back winterfell
really makes you think
>>60457881
um hold the door??????
the flies are taking over lads
>britboo
lol
>>60457881
it's all just leading up to the battle of winterfell, bit annoying desu.
>>60457788
>Posting your gf on a Bavarian finger painting forum
When will you admit your latent cuckhold feelings?
BED FOREE SIGGS FOIVE
Why are people on 4chan compelled to keep arguing a point even after they've been proven wrong? It's an anonymous board, it's not like you're going to be publicly shamed for being incorrect.
anyone got the oridj peruano?
>>60457944
are you their lord yet
>>60457881
I think a fair bit has happened desu, it's more that the pacing is a bit shit so all of the events seem of barely any consequence.
Fuck all really happens in AFFC or ADWD 2bh
>>60457929
which is the culture that stones women for getting raped?? hmmm....
>>60457915
I guarantee she isn't, she's from eastern yurop
>>60457929
this one actually did make me think about how much I hate women
any memes lads
Posted from Arch Linux
>>60457929
you need to eat dirt cookies
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s3337cj4sJQ
>>60457596
he was here a day or so ago
has reddit flags now
>they cancelled Rome for Game of Thrones
ah no, not impressive at all
>>60457962
DS9 > TNG
meolliseo neol talmeun barami ireo
bureowa naege hello hello hello
>>60457959
Your jealousy is showing lad
>be me
>chink girl approaches me to borrow my phone
>uh ok? low battery m8 but sure
>she talks all chink in it
>done
>her: thank you :3
>starts hitting me
all you kpop fags would be so jealous kek
>>60457881
Jon and the Wildlings gonna body Ramsay Bolton.
>>60457891
Man you some stupid ass fool shut your goat mouth ass up and hit that shit my nigga
>>60457929
The difference is the non-paki isn't forced to walk around in a bikini
lads what are them black opaque things girls wear on their legs and feet sometimes?
>>60457853
>>60457853
you'll want a good waterproof cover
My dad spent £250 on an open topped car that spends it's life outside. Two years later it leaks.
Also, nice Boxter
>>60458003
S2 and 3 of GoT are far, far better telly than Rome 2bh
>>60458039
>hitting you
>not giving her a right hook to the nose
beta move lisicki
>>60458039
were you hurt?
>>60457881
yeah because the show is terrible
read the books if you want a good story
might go to uni as a mature student (24)
good idea or not?
>>60458003
They made the right choice tbqh - well as long as you only count the first two series of GoT
>>60458039
>>60458081
>>60458088
top kek i meant
hitting on me*
>>60458029
>Enjoying the feeling of dozens of /brit/ lads whacking off to your gf
>>60458039
>>starts hitting me
Bet you feel like the complete OAF you are
>>60458050
>Jamaican pepe using Detroit hood nigga language
0/10
>>60458012
still waiting on the binnies
>>60458110
Nothing more tragic than a mature student.
>>60458110
open uni has more flexible shitposting time
>>60458110
stupid idea unless doing a masters, and even then retard tier unless top 10 uni.
>>60458110
depends on the uni and the course
I know UCLan has one of the highest percentages of mature students attending 2 out of the 9 people on my course are over 21
>>60458050
Daaaaaaamn nigga that's good shiet
*cough cough* fuck nigga that shits dank as fuck
>>60457881
>sneks taken control of dorne
>arya leaving faceless men
>daenerys got a dothraki army & getting an ironborn fleet
>boltons about to get fucked in the arse
>cersei about to burn down king's landing
>bran about to bring the wall down
>whatever sam and euron are doing
>>60458039
>When an autist mistakes a girl not feeling instantly repulsed by him for 'hitting on him'
>>60458137
When was the last time you had sex?
>>60458088
dirt cookies
>>60457997
>cookies
Fuck off yank.
>>60458159
>>60458164
>>60458167
>>60458168
right you are lads, might leave it then haha
>>60458158
>>60458167
>Lisicki giving people condescending life advice
Makes me sick 2bh
Who /hyped/ for are nige vs the pig fucker debate tomorrow
>>60457881
get a real hobby. tv rots the mind.
>>60458182
>Avoiding the question
>>60458000
No he died
Is there anything more tragic than a tripfagger who constantly sits on an anime image board telling everyone how good looking he is irl
>>60458199
is it your first car?
if it isn't what car(s) do you already own
>>60458221
chewing gum for the eyes
Friend of mine is 25 and had been doing an undergrad for like 8 years now
>>60458003
>>60458206
much better
see these little sluts man
little sluts like that they want jake man
little sluts
little sluts they want niggas man
hoes
white hoes
little white hoes
cave bitches
fuck white bitches man
yeah
affirmitive action is for white women, i thought you knew this by now but it seems you wasnt listening
a lot of feminists be acting like they down with it, but when it comes down to it trust me they aint down with it
piggy-backing off our struggles
who you fooling, they be talking down to black women and y'all wanna recruit them nah
i never had jungle fever, y'all dont please me, i just bust a nut in you ducks because you easy
i never vibe with feminists because every time we move the needle, y'all going shell beetle and play that victim shit
white hoes like mega man, blast it till you drop, take all your powers and keep gunning for the top
where were y'all feminists when Emett Till got killed and George Danny Jr was murdered, making picket signs?
im spitting facts unbiased, how can you trust a group whose only goal is to be white men's sidekick?
and you age like leather bags, you zombies, and find us full of women but my name aint Mit Romney
with those lips and those hips you ain't down mommy, stop fronting, acting black as damn hobby
dont trust them just fuck them, dont love them
they are not your friends, they are cacks, stop fronting
fuck their race fuck, fuck their creeds, fuck their world
it will be a cold day in hell before im down with a swirl
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hO1pn6D-t4M
>>60458250
How?
how do you know when a girl likes you
>>60457889
Yea u right senpai
Really like this but more than I'm willing to spend on a toy right now
http://richmond.craigslist.org/cto/5615574060.html
>>60458224
no he was here a few fucking days ago and he has fucking reddit flags
>>60458278
fanny starts leaking
>>60458222
Wasn't a valid question though, just a stupid assumption. I only post pics of my gf to gloat at virgin agoraphobics like you.
>>60458211
so did the other anons.
fuck off and stop picking on me.
>>60458039
>be 90cm manlet race
>chink girl approaches me to borrow my phone
>y-yes, stand there with hands in pockets looking at the ground
>she's talking for a good 2 hours
>done
>me: t-thanks y-you too i hope you took my number h-haha
>hits me and legs it
>>60458221
He says as he posts once again on his <country> <activity> image board
>>60458003
Rome was top tier but they couldn't have really gone much further
at best I would have liked 3 seasons where the split the stuff in the second season into two then fleshed it out more
>>60457997
grim
>>60458228
avatarfags?
need sum cum in me bum, yum yum
doing a meditate and a sleep
night lads
>>60458278
she lets you lick her bumhole
How long before Virtual reality /brit/?
I want to tell all the normie twats to fuck off in their face
>>60458299
>"I-It's empowering"
>>60458355
bought one of those plastic ones for a tenner to play with
>>60458355
I want /brit/ with video chat so I can look you disgusting runts in the eyes as I put you down
>>60458285
No he died
>I only post pics of my gf to gloat at virgin agoraphobics like you.
>>60458273
he has crippling anxiety about fucking everything, plus he's a bitchboy who refuses to wake up early and can't do anything on his own, lots of other reasons too
he's older than me but he's really fucked and kind of a turbo manchild that I can never see recovering
considering getting a gf soon just so I can have constant sex 2bhwy.
it's not like i really want a gf because i'd ever like a girl's personality.
a shag is a shag.
just tucked wife's son into bed
now off to work lads
>>60458414
Virgin
>>60458393
Did you try vr porn yet?
>>60458284
great looking car, but not sure about the colour though
If I had the money I would pay to get it resprayed in a different period correct colour, possibly like pic related
>fuck off and stop picking on me.
>>60458432
its not in yet but deffo will
>>60458414
>considering getting a gf soon just so I can have constant sex 2bhwy.
lol get a load of the naivety on this guy
>>60458298
how do I know if her fanny is leaking
>>60458427
Nighty night wage cuck
>are you actually gonna vote?
>bit lame haha
>>60458414
you'll need to find a gf that can shag for a good 2 hours
>>60458355
Why can't we just Skype?
>>60458471
look at the floor directly under the fanny for small liquid drops
>>60458471
ask her if her fanny is leaking
>>60458469
>>60458485
the peruvian
>>60458439
why does he lunge towards the camera
BAN MILITARY GRADE ASSAULT FLASHLIGHTS
>>60458302
The others aren't delusional, welsh virgins who also tripfag and get snobby cos they go to the worst russell group uni there is.
Bitter little man you are.
Who is this semen demon?
>>60458471
Put a litmus strip in her panties then check the color of the wet strip against the color wheel
>> >>60458469
>>60458485
>>60458428
so la's if i got tinder and put my height, face and the fact i drive a car (will be by September) will i get constant pussy
>>60458406
I was almost like that desu, scary stuff.
>>60458547
swear she works at my local chinky
>>60458379
>>60458402
Maybe if you stopped memeing for a minute you'd realise how ridiculous you are.
>>60458543
I have that exact torch from Ebay.
exam in the morning lads
will probably be awake all night lol
>>60458480
my job is easy I'll probably be shitposting from work later
>>60458406
Sounds autismo
Tell him to get a diagnosis and go professional
Why do all the English bands sing in American accents going back to the 60s? Is it because they realize we're just cooler?
>>60458543
>The Sun
>that screen resolution
>3 battery indicators
>>60458524
*dashes and slices you into thousands of pieces*
heh not so smart now hehe
>>60457921
Yes it is m8 what are you talking about. It's a 996 generation cabriolet.
fanny
>>60458565
>Didn't get laid during Fresher's
>Thinks he will ever """"get constant pussy""""
Think I'm gonna make a new reddit account so I can do that secret santa again.
>>60458271
how fucking warped is the person who made this? it's like this persons mind never left the fucking 80s
Do not engage him
>>60458604
apparently for some people an American accent flows better than other accents
>>60458543
>FLASHLIGHTS
Fuck off yank.
i put my (distinctly average) height on my tinder lol
have i been memed
>>60458607
It's one of those "smart"phones for old people
fantasizing about sexual intercourse while simulating the act with my right hand
>>60458171
I've got one of the bongs in that picture!
>people are replying to 190mm master race
lads you're supposed to get 4chan x and then filter him
think ive become a national socialist
ISS in approx 8 minutes lads look north west ish
I have been with my girlfriend for 1.25 years and I completely forgot when her birthday is a few months ago.
foy
>think ive become a national socialist
>>60458678
manllet
>>60458607
>not having a numeric battery indicator
But yeah it's a terrible phone
>>60458547
Breaks my heart when someone leaves one of my favourite groups desu
>>60458707
Doesn't work on firefox
>>60458700
Whoohoo!
Post a pic famalam
>>60458708
grow up
