All the paki ladies (All the paki ladies) edition
cara
crayon pop
orthodox christians >>>>>> pseudo christian pirates
Priti Patel?
More like Shitty Patel, amiright?
>paki ladies
Kyary
i fuck anything that walks
oh my girl desu
This is an oppressive heat I have only experienced Spain or New York
Can't be natural for Scotland
first for we are all one gender, the human gender
business idea: wear condoms during daily life as a fashion statement
>>60455085
:3 Oh really?
>>60454996
>>60454996
heavens above
>>60455085
my wifes son is safe for a few years then
>>60455062
Islam > Christianity
>>60455064
Yes does seems a bit of a melt to be fair. Anyone who enthusiastically backs both capital punishment and brexit seems a bit iffy
>>60455001
Thighs
>>60455076
i do not know how do i get there
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hrFQozC2WOw
>>60455005
>tfw no slutty paki gf to cuck you and stamp on your runt ballbag and shove a massive rubber cock up your bp
maisie
>>60454996
>those nipples
stomach churning desu
>>60455155
>>60455139
Couldn't she be just as fashionable if she took the hijab off completely?
Only retards where that thing anyways
>>60455033
>>60455077
>>60455087
kpop!
>>60455202
This makes me erect.
>>60455085
>>60455085
>>60455188
anyone else feel the urge to get a pair of tweezers and pick the dead skin off her lips?
>>60455200
>not wearing a tribal signifier so that everyone knows you're Muslim.
*does a quenelle in your direction*
>>60455237
would gently bite it off desu
![Laughing-Then-Crying-Meme-09[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/iv1IaHd.jpg "Laughing-Then-Crying-Meme-09[1].jpg")
>tfw normies with their trendy depression keep shitting up anxiety forums
>>60455202
Story?
stop posting porn you fucking degenerates
allaah is watching
gf's mum's cucked me
>>60455185
lads, what are your thoughts on this post?
>>60455243
>>not wearing a tribal signifier so that everyone knows you're Muslim.
Why would I want to let everyone know that I'm a dumbass?
>>60455257
MORE
>"Secular Muslim"
>>60455274
haitiANUS nigger
>>60455261
the girl who is getting beat down was part of a group of girls that bullied the lad's sister, so the lad went and beat the shit out of her for his sister
gfs
>>60455345
not me
>>60455188
>anon my pussy got so wet my beach overflowed
Sweating like a pig here
>>60455318
Sending rasheeds back one at a time
>>60455381
like a black man in court?
>Got home
>Made dinner
>Mindlessly browsed /brit/ not really accomplishing anything
>It's now 10pm
>In 1 hour I need to go to bed for work tomorrow.
>>60455378
>non sand """"""""""""""""""""beaches""""""""""""""""""""""
tights
>>60455223
creepy af
>>60454791
>Half White
>STILL an ugly, greasy brown goblin
>>60454839
Nope paki.
>>60454887
>9/10 indian bird
No you didn't, because that doesn't exist.
Paki.
>>60454992
Nope paki.
>>60454996
Literally looks like a fucking banshee
Pakis are SO ugly
>>60455076
Met her irl, total cow.
>>60455202
nasty horrid korean slimedogs
would protect the inferior runtlet if it were a human and not a korean
could easily bend that boys skinny wrists in half
>>60455231
outstanding quality
>>60455223
>attack of the shitskins
>>60455324
A tiny bit gay
>>60455416
Fuck work off desu
>>60455185
please give your thoughts on this post lads
>>60455334
>>60455416
rinse and repeat
The great debate
>>60455442
>charli is ugly
>Anon why won't convert yo Islam? I just want you to come to heaven with me!
>>60455464
I'd use it as an excuse to beat the shit out of some gooks tbH
just fuck them all up
>>60455442
>self-hating rourkesheed whos in denial about wanting to fuck his sister
Do you have anxiety?
I have anxiety.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MZcqj0aasWo
AARRRRRRRRRRRRRRGH LADS
>>60455523
great post
first yank post ive enjoyed in what feels like years
>>60455459
You mean to tell me that an actress wasn't the same as the characters she portrays?
>>60455536
fight me to the death you spackerloid
>>60455416
>working tomorrow night
>bank holiday today
Nice lie in for me tomorrow
>>60455511
heaven doesn't real
>>60455503
Tights is the high test male answer
>>60455442
Rorke
>>60455511
heaven is a delusion, an irrational product of man's fear of death. i do not fear my mortality. i will use reason and logic to overcome death, not rely on false gods
i fry why by lie cry die
>>60455495
is there an imgur album of her somewhere?
I've seen >>60454996 and >>60455495 before but not >>60455257
>NI is the most in-form team going into the Euros
Wew lads
I can't wait for them to btfo England desu
what does spacker mean my pirate friends
Why do all woman post selfies in the same poses using the same filters?
>heaven is a delusion, an irrational product of man's fear of death. i do not fear my mortality. i will use reason and logic to overcome death, not rely on false gods
tights
any tights lads
>>60455631
it means retard
>>60455511
>Heaven
>Islam
ummmm no sweetie ;)
>Jesus answered, "I am the way and the truth and the life. No one comes to the Father except through me.
>>60455639
game theory
https://soundcloud.com/data-transmission/dominica-gotta-let-you-go-2015-edit
going to do a get really drunk for the 4th night in a row wahey
>mfw people think rorke is an insult
>>60453847
the The Night Land
Reminder early 00s was best time of the millennium so far.
test
>>60455673
pirate scum
did you just say you're voting Leave? right, come here, I'm gonna kick your fucking head in
>the qt was off again
Missing her lads. Bet she's off enjoying the summer with some guy that isn't me.
>>60455668
correct answer desu
>>60455651
/here/
posting a slightly risqué pic
>>60455673
róurke
>>60455673
is the blonde guy wearing eye liner?
![sMJUA6X[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/UHhHOsI.jpg "sMJUA6X[1].jpg")
@60455582
>>60455549
I've never seen Doctor Who, so if she plays a total cow in that then she's pretty true to the character.
>>60455690
>the second decade of the whole millennium hasn't even finished
>>60455710
will be informing the janny about this, just in case.
aAaaAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHhhhhhh yessssssss very assuaging
>Tfw the Dentist comes out of his office while you're trying to go up the stairs to the flat.
>>60455690
>reminder muh childhood was da best
>>60455749
The rest of this millennium has been shit so far but 2000-20005 were fucking great, 06,07 and 08 is when the decline began.
>>60455649
>>60455720
GIVE ME FUCKING (You)'s I KNOW YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT ME SO REPLY TO MY POST
>>60455614
http://www.fapsex.net/indianbabes/sidebar-chicksexy-leeds-duo-all-pics/
Do a reverse google search next time you lazy twat
Any of you lads work in Wolverhampton as a developer? Think I met you today.
>18 years old
>Clearly autistic
>Video game t shirt
>php developer (self taught)
>Said that uni is a waste of time
>On £26k
>>60455749
hopefully I see the millennium through
I'll be like 115 though so it might be hard to pull off
>>60455778
Need a cute jewish gf 2bh
>>60455785
where did it all go so wrong
>>60455785
>that picture
where did everything go so wrong
hope I get to kiss a girl soon
Could go out right now, and within 10 minutes find a White woman walking down the street who is more attractive than literally every paki and other nonwhite in the world.
>>60455690
Probably because of the massive recession.
T-things will p-pick up soon senpai
>>60455812
it wasn't working you cunt
I spent a good 10 minutes trying to reverse image search with nothing coming up
>>60455778
me holding the camera
>>60455829
>>60455830
uncanny
second ep of top gear was aight
>18°C
FUCK OFF I'M TRYING TO SLEEP AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
http://www.pof.com/viewprofile.aspx?profile_id=11752180
>>60455812
>Leeds
I fucking knew I recognized that Tesco's express aha
>>60455876
chris
>>60455785
Who was he?
alright then
>>60455818
i'm a php developer in wolverhampton but i earn £42k
>>60455884
bit early
morning selfie
nice memes
>>60455931
Are you autistic?
>>60455890
>same height as zac
they should hook up
It's sad to look back and see how downhill things have gone with Timmy.
>>60455903
Tim Byrne, he's a paranoid schizophrenic that's really gone downhill.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vFgsUQJvIUg
>>60455970
doctor said only mildly
hello, any tights?
>>60455981
>paranoid schizophrenic
is this confirmed
On my skull the 666, no tricks
When I catch fits, my mom picks up the crucifix
And I kill chumps for the cheapest price
I'm rolling with Satan, not Jesus Christ
Enemies I got several done
Big L straight from hell, the motherfucking Devil's Son
desu
would you shag any of the girls from geordie shore lads?
>earn 40k a year
>10k in tax
>>60455954
Jesus
>>60455876
The audience segments are still awkward and over-scripted, and Chris' narration is really cringeworthy
gonna change t'bed sheets incase she comes over tonight wahey
>>60456023
Not yet but it's very likely, he said that he has to go to a doctor tomorrow so we'll see.
>>60456008
una velita jeje
did lucy come
>>60455085
I would definitely shag a qt in a wheelchair too
>>60456028
>mum pays more than min wage in tax
Socialism not even once.
>>60455981
>goes into the flat and starts slagging the dentist off
>>60456027
Never watched it but yes, Geordie girls are generally filthy in bed.
>>60456045
let us know if she comes
>>60455981
actually like his singing quite a bit
since /brit/ is filled of alphas....could you tell me if pussy tastes good?
>>60456104
best of luck x
>>60456052
ok love, all the best
talk to you soonx
>>60456099
thought of a better response whilst submitting that post
she defo will be cumming ;)
>>60456090
>Hey at least we get """""free""""" healthcare that we'll probably never use
going to make some popcorn
how shall i enjoy it?
>>60456140
tastes bad
currently trawling the dating sites for the keywords 'desperate' and 'ugly'
>>60456140
It tastes like bags of sand dipped in salty milk and coins.
>>60456140
Tastes better than dick desu
>>60456140
tastes like a warm apple pie
>>60456148
thx u 2
>>60456140
bags of salty milk
>>60456140
no it tastes like blood or some shit
>>60456140
I have shagged over 2 women and I have never once put my face near the fanny
It's just a line I will not cross
>>60456140
only fags eat pussy
>>60456140
Genuinely don't think it tastes bad at all if the girl's clean 2bh
since /brit/ is filled of alphas....could you tell me if willy tastes good?
wow so many replies
>there are people here who think that women who subscribe to the same ideology as Dæsh are attractive
absolutely howling
there's no party like a house party
https://soundcloud.com/cajual/riva-starr-feat-dajae-the-loft-available-july-13-2015
Reminder that you pay taxes so that 20 year old Scottish a level politics MP can act like a complete cunt.
is it cringe to double message on tinder
>tfw Timmyposting is taking off
>>60456264
it really is that simple!
well done for figuring it out
>Eating pussy
You know, when girls take a shit their pussy is sprayed with toilet water and shit particles?
lads can you post some more nice kevs for me and my friends
thanks
>>60456027
>>60456095
Geordie here, you don't want our women
Those damn high pitch noises they make when talking.
>>60456289
deary me, he's gonna go off the rails if people start harassing him
Who is kev lads? can someone please explain
fun fact: there's more bacteria in a girl's vagina than there are particles in the observable universe
>>60456140
depends on what they've eaten
I ate out a girl who's fanny tasted faintly sweet
It was fucking great. I'm no expert with my tongue, but she loved it too.
We did it a number of times
I miss her
"ah yes, I'm sure opening the window and curtains and letting more hot air in will make this hot room less hot" - Norman Normalstein
lets start manuel posting lads
pic related
Literally no clue what to do with my evening
Reckon I'll get drunk
>>60456140
>alphas
>eating pussy
You have a lot to learn my friend. True alphas like myself do not waste time on pleasuring the woman yet still ensure a penis suck is received
>>60456318
I've met some really nice, cute as fuck, middle-class geordie girls in my time tho. They might be massive slags for all i know tho tbf
60456372
enjoying this gimmick
just not cut out for all this lads
>2010
>If you had 2k in your pocket you were tripping over good quality classic cars and had your pick of the best
>2016
>Everything is 5k minimum for complete dogshit
enjoy the new "don't open the window when its hot" gimmick
>tfw the Dentist, the absolutely clown, ripped the Ocado sticker off the door
>tfw the shysters at Oxford Health are still in business
>>60456334
There are more and more trolls appearing in the comments on his videos and every time he shows his Facebook he has loads of messages and friend requests. He hasn't acknowledged any yet though.
>>60456362
i wish i was a hansome british guy like you
>>60456140
>/brit/
>filled of alphas
So Bran basically made Hodor retarded in the first place.
Oh.
>>60456412
Have classic cars become a bit of an asset bubble lately? I keep seeing them mentioned on ft.com
>>60456382
You could develop a cult around King George to be both counter culture, edgy and contrarian and start an entire movement in America.
>>60456400
>>60456429
it's not even a gimmick, trust me, I have over 10 gimmicks going at the moment and this isn't even one of them, it just makes me really angry how people can be so ignorant and no one ever points it out
A mussie milf kept looking at me today in Greggs. She was careful and subtle about it though as you can imagine.
She was pretty sexy and had nice feet.
Not gonna lie I would have shagged her.
You are now breathing manually
>American posters? on MY int?
>>60456289
>watching his oldest videos and see how far his condition has taken him
>>60456474
>breathing
font
>>60456462
here in mexico we all believe that brits are alphas
mixed race gf's are the most kawaii desu
>>60456463
Alright slowpoke
>>60456429
>Room temperature is 26 degrees
>Outside temperature is 27 degrees
Ah yes I will open a window and somehow 26 +27 will equal a lower temperature somehow.
Literally no idea what to do with my life
Reckon I'll get drunk
C H E B S
>>60456360
Don't care. Still sticking my face in it
me and my m8
r8
get unbelievably horny during exam times
having a word
Have you ever had a MILF, if so what was it like?
>>60456537
with yourself? good lad
>there are pakis in this very thread right now
>>60456489
His old videos are boring as fuck, he just sings in them. Still weird but not quite as deranged as he is today.
>>60456532
guy on the left looks like a bit of a bender desu
gaze upon this damned canine
>>60456465
ALL classic cars are going up in value suddenly for NO REASON WHATSOEVER
>Person A sells his car for X amount
>Person B and C notices person A selling his car for X amount
>Person B and C price their car the same
Repeat till you've killed the entire market.
>>60456318
Scouse women's voices are way worse
>>60456532
chris evans is single handedly ruining top gear
yesterday I wrote a program that tries to learn what you associate words with
its not very good
>>60456600
Yeah I've heard that's been happening lately, low interest rates and bizarre incentives 2bh
>>60456465
Yes, also the millennials are old enough to drive and have some money so demand is quickly eating the supply.
For example: you cannot find even a good s-chassis for <$5-7k now, let alone an FD or a Supra or any of the other iconic 90's imports. Hopefully as the boomers die out the 50's-70's cars will become realistically attainable though. Although they wreck every market they look at so who knows if it will recover.
>>60456459
I'm not exactly a supermodel
You need confidence
One of the worst looking guys I knew when I was in school actually had some pretty good looking girlfriends and has a good looking one now
it was because he was confident and never gave up
feel so much better with some food and drink in me
>>60456539
Was kissing a 44 year old when I was 17 and nearly shagged her but she said she couldn't because I was the age of her eldest son (I told her I was 26) dunno how she even believed that
>>60456510
I let a few episodes pile up then watch them all.
>>60456599
my dog says does anyone want a fight??
>>60456485
christ the english are an ugly lot
>>60456514
>27 Celsius at 10 at night
nah
>>60456677
had a chuckle at this
>>60456656
>YOU NEED TO BE MORE CONFIDENT BRO
>>60456677
>Reason 19,531 Deanna was worst girl on Star Trek
>>60456690
Yeah btw he's an Americorn, checkmate you wanker
just tried to do spoilers on a board that doesn't do spoilers
>>60456674
Fair play son, kind of wish i had the patience for that 2bh
>>60456686
Looks like it's fighting for its life.
ah yes, that sinking feeling under your ribcage when I think of her, very impressive
pirates...
