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All the paki ladies (All the paki ladies) edition
cara
crayon pop
orthodox christians >>>>>> pseudo christian pirates
Priti Patel?
More like Shitty Patel, amiright?
>paki ladies
Kyary
i fuck anything that walks
oh my girl desu
This is an oppressive heat I have only experienced Spain or New York
Can't be natural for Scotland
first for we are all one gender, the human gender
business idea: wear condoms during daily life as a fashion statement
>>60455085
:3 Oh really?
>>60454996
>>60454996
heavens above
>>60455085
my wifes son is safe for a few years then
>>60455062
Islam > Christianity
>>60455064
Yes does seems a bit of a melt to be fair. Anyone who enthusiastically backs both capital punishment and brexit seems a bit iffy
>>60455001
Thighs
i do not know how do i get there
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hrFQozC2WOw
>tfw no slutty paki gf to cuck you and stamp on your runt ballbag and shove a massive rubber cock up your bp
maisie
>>60454996
>those nipples
stomach churning desu
>>60455155
>>60455139
Couldn't she be just as fashionable if she took the hijab off completely?
Only retards where that thing anyways
>>60455202
This makes me erect.
>>60455085
>>60455188
anyone else feel the urge to get a pair of tweezers and pick the dead skin off her lips?
>>60455200
>not wearing a tribal signifier so that everyone knows you're Muslim.
*does a quenelle in your direction*
>>60455237
would gently bite it off desu
>tfw normies with their trendy depression keep shitting up anxiety forums
>>60455202
Story?
stop posting porn you fucking degenerates
allaah is watching
gf's mum's cucked me
>>60455185
lads, what are your thoughts on this post?
>>60455243
>>not wearing a tribal signifier so that everyone knows you're Muslim.
Why would I want to let everyone know that I'm a dumbass?
>>60455257
MORE
>"Secular Muslim"
>>60455274
haitiANUS nigger
>>60455261
the girl who is getting beat down was part of a group of girls that bullied the lad's sister, so the lad went and beat the shit out of her for his sister
gfs
>>60455345
not me
>anon my pussy got so wet my beach overflowed
Sweating like a pig here
>>60455318
Sending rasheeds back one at a time
>>60455381
like a black man in court?
>Got home
>Made dinner
>Mindlessly browsed /brit/ not really accomplishing anything
>It's now 10pm
>In 1 hour I need to go to bed for work tomorrow.
>>60455378
>non sand """"""""""""""""""""beaches""""""""""""""""""""""
tights
>>60455223
creepy af
>>60454791
>Half White
>STILL an ugly, greasy brown goblin
>>60454839
Nope paki.
>>60454887
>9/10 indian bird
No you didn't, because that doesn't exist.
Paki.
>>60454992
Nope paki.
>>60454996
Literally looks like a fucking banshee
Pakis are SO ugly
>>60455076
Met her irl, total cow.
>>60455202
nasty horrid korean slimedogs
would protect the inferior runtlet if it were a human and not a korean
could easily bend that boys skinny wrists in half
>>60455231
outstanding quality
>>60455223
>attack of the shitskins
>>60455324
A tiny bit gay
>>60455416
Fuck work off desu
>>60455185
please give your thoughts on this post lads
>>60455416
rinse and repeat
The great debate
>>60455442
>charli is ugly
>Anon why won't convert yo Islam? I just want you to come to heaven with me!
>>60455464
I'd use it as an excuse to beat the shit out of some gooks tbH
just fuck them all up
>>60455442
>self-hating rourkesheed whos in denial about wanting to fuck his sister
Do you have anxiety?
I have anxiety.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MZcqj0aasWo
AARRRRRRRRRRRRRRGH LADS
>>60455523
great post
first yank post ive enjoyed in what feels like years
>>60455459
You mean to tell me that an actress wasn't the same as the characters she portrays?
>>60455536
fight me to the death you spackerloid
>>60455416
>working tomorrow night
>bank holiday today
Nice lie in for me tomorrow
>>60455511
heaven doesn't real
>>60455503
Tights is the high test male answer
>>60455442
Rorke
>>60455511
heaven is a delusion, an irrational product of man's fear of death. i do not fear my mortality. i will use reason and logic to overcome death, not rely on false gods
i fry why by lie cry die
>>60455495
is there an imgur album of her somewhere?
I've seen >>60454996 and >>60455495 before but not >>60455257
>NI is the most in-form team going into the Euros
Wew lads
I can't wait for them to btfo England desu
what does spacker mean my pirate friends
Why do all woman post selfies in the same poses using the same filters?
>heaven is a delusion, an irrational product of man's fear of death. i do not fear my mortality. i will use reason and logic to overcome death, not rely on false gods
tights
any tights lads
>>60455631
it means retard
>>60455511
>Heaven
>Islam
ummmm no sweetie ;)
>Jesus answered, "I am the way and the truth and the life. No one comes to the Father except through me.
>>60455639
game theory
https://soundcloud.com/data-transmission/dominica-gotta-let-you-go-2015-edit
going to do a get really drunk for the 4th night in a row wahey
>mfw people think rorke is an insult
>>60453847
the The Night Land
Reminder early 00s was best time of the millennium so far.
test
>>60455673
pirate scum
did you just say you're voting Leave? right, come here, I'm gonna kick your fucking head in
>the qt was off again
Missing her lads. Bet she's off enjoying the summer with some guy that isn't me.
>>60455668
correct answer desu
>>60455651
/here/
posting a slightly risqué pic
>>60455673
róurke
>>60455673
is the blonde guy wearing eye liner?
@60455582
>>60455549
I've never seen Doctor Who, so if she plays a total cow in that then she's pretty true to the character.
>>60455690
>the second decade of the whole millennium hasn't even finished
>>60455710
will be informing the janny about this, just in case.
aAaaAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHhhhhhh yessssssss very assuaging
>Tfw the Dentist comes out of his office while you're trying to go up the stairs to the flat.
>>60455690
>reminder muh childhood was da best
>>60455749
The rest of this millennium has been shit so far but 2000-20005 were fucking great, 06,07 and 08 is when the decline began.
>>60455649
>>60455720
GIVE ME FUCKING (You)'s I KNOW YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT ME SO REPLY TO MY POST
>>60455614
http://www.fapsex.net/indianbabes/sidebar-chicksexy-leeds-duo-all-pics/
Do a reverse google search next time you lazy twat
Any of you lads work in Wolverhampton as a developer? Think I met you today.
>18 years old
>Clearly autistic
>Video game t shirt
>php developer (self taught)
>Said that uni is a waste of time
>On £26k
>>60455749
hopefully I see the millennium through
I'll be like 115 though so it might be hard to pull off
>>60455778
Need a cute jewish gf 2bh
>>60455785
where did it all go so wrong
>>60455785
>that picture
where did everything go so wrong
hope I get to kiss a girl soon
Could go out right now, and within 10 minutes find a White woman walking down the street who is more attractive than literally every paki and other nonwhite in the world.
>>60455690
Probably because of the massive recession.
T-things will p-pick up soon senpai
>>60455812
it wasn't working you cunt
I spent a good 10 minutes trying to reverse image search with nothing coming up
>>60455778
me holding the camera
>>60455829
>>60455830
uncanny
second ep of top gear was aight
>18°C
FUCK OFF I'M TRYING TO SLEEP AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
http://www.pof.com/viewprofile.aspx?profile_id=11752180
>>60455812
>Leeds
I fucking knew I recognized that Tesco's express aha
>>60455876
chris
>>60455785
Who was he?
alright then
>>60455818
i'm a php developer in wolverhampton but i earn £42k
>>60455884
bit early
morning selfie
nice memes
>>60455931
Are you autistic?
>>60455890
>same height as zac
they should hook up
It's sad to look back and see how downhill things have gone with Timmy.
>>60455903
Tim Byrne, he's a paranoid schizophrenic that's really gone downhill.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vFgsUQJvIUg
>>60455970
doctor said only mildly
hello, any tights?
>>60455981
>paranoid schizophrenic
is this confirmed
On my skull the 666, no tricks
When I catch fits, my mom picks up the crucifix
And I kill chumps for the cheapest price
I'm rolling with Satan, not Jesus Christ
Enemies I got several done
Big L straight from hell, the motherfucking Devil's Son
desu
would you shag any of the girls from geordie shore lads?
>earn 40k a year
>10k in tax
>>60455954
Jesus
>>60455876
The audience segments are still awkward and over-scripted, and Chris' narration is really cringeworthy
gonna change t'bed sheets incase she comes over tonight wahey
>>60456023
Not yet but it's very likely, he said that he has to go to a doctor tomorrow so we'll see.
>>60456008
una velita jeje
did lucy come
>>60455085
I would definitely shag a qt in a wheelchair too
>>60456028
>mum pays more than min wage in tax
Socialism not even once.
>>60455981
>goes into the flat and starts slagging the dentist off
>>60456027
Never watched it but yes, Geordie girls are generally filthy in bed.
>>60456045
let us know if she comes
>>60455981
actually like his singing quite a bit
since /brit/ is filled of alphas....could you tell me if pussy tastes good?
>>60456104
best of luck x
>>60456052
ok love, all the best
talk to you soonx
>>60456099
thought of a better response whilst submitting that post
she defo will be cumming ;)
>>60456090
>Hey at least we get """""free""""" healthcare that we'll probably never use
going to make some popcorn
how shall i enjoy it?
>>60456140
tastes bad
currently trawling the dating sites for the keywords 'desperate' and 'ugly'
>>60456140
It tastes like bags of sand dipped in salty milk and coins.
>>60456140
Tastes better than dick desu
>>60456140
tastes like a warm apple pie
>>60456148
thx u 2
>>60456140
bags of salty milk
>>60456140
no it tastes like blood or some shit
>>60456140
I have shagged over 2 women and I have never once put my face near the fanny
It's just a line I will not cross
>>60456140
only fags eat pussy
>>60456140
Genuinely don't think it tastes bad at all if the girl's clean 2bh
since /brit/ is filled of alphas....could you tell me if willy tastes good?
wow so many replies
>there are people here who think that women who subscribe to the same ideology as Dæsh are attractive
absolutely howling
there's no party like a house party
https://soundcloud.com/cajual/riva-starr-feat-dajae-the-loft-available-july-13-2015
Reminder that you pay taxes so that 20 year old Scottish a level politics MP can act like a complete cunt.
is it cringe to double message on tinder
>tfw Timmyposting is taking off
>>60456264
it really is that simple!
well done for figuring it out
>Eating pussy
You know, when girls take a shit their pussy is sprayed with toilet water and shit particles?
lads can you post some more nice kevs for me and my friends
thanks
>>60456027
>>60456095
Geordie here, you don't want our women
Those damn high pitch noises they make when talking.
>>60456289
deary me, he's gonna go off the rails if people start harassing him
Who is kev lads? can someone please explain
fun fact: there's more bacteria in a girl's vagina than there are particles in the observable universe
>>60456140
depends on what they've eaten
I ate out a girl who's fanny tasted faintly sweet
It was fucking great. I'm no expert with my tongue, but she loved it too.
We did it a number of times
I miss her
"ah yes, I'm sure opening the window and curtains and letting more hot air in will make this hot room less hot" - Norman Normalstein
lets start manuel posting lads
pic related
Literally no clue what to do with my evening
Reckon I'll get drunk
>>60456140
>alphas
>eating pussy
You have a lot to learn my friend. True alphas like myself do not waste time on pleasuring the woman yet still ensure a penis suck is received
>>60456318
I've met some really nice, cute as fuck, middle-class geordie girls in my time tho. They might be massive slags for all i know tho tbf
60456372
enjoying this gimmick
just not cut out for all this lads
>2010
>If you had 2k in your pocket you were tripping over good quality classic cars and had your pick of the best
>2016
>Everything is 5k minimum for complete dogshit
enjoy the new "don't open the window when its hot" gimmick
>tfw the Dentist, the absolutely clown, ripped the Ocado sticker off the door
>tfw the shysters at Oxford Health are still in business
>>60456334
There are more and more trolls appearing in the comments on his videos and every time he shows his Facebook he has loads of messages and friend requests. He hasn't acknowledged any yet though.
>>60456362
i wish i was a hansome british guy like you
>>60456140
>/brit/
>filled of alphas
So Bran basically made Hodor retarded in the first place.
Oh.
>>60456412
Have classic cars become a bit of an asset bubble lately? I keep seeing them mentioned on ft.com
>>60456382
You could develop a cult around King George to be both counter culture, edgy and contrarian and start an entire movement in America.
>>60456400
>>60456429
it's not even a gimmick, trust me, I have over 10 gimmicks going at the moment and this isn't even one of them, it just makes me really angry how people can be so ignorant and no one ever points it out
A mussie milf kept looking at me today in Greggs. She was careful and subtle about it though as you can imagine.
She was pretty sexy and had nice feet.
Not gonna lie I would have shagged her.
You are now breathing manually
>American posters? on MY int?
>>60456289
>watching his oldest videos and see how far his condition has taken him
>>60456474
>breathing
font
>>60456462
here in mexico we all believe that brits are alphas
mixed race gf's are the most kawaii desu
>>60456463
Alright slowpoke
>>60456429
>Room temperature is 26 degrees
>Outside temperature is 27 degrees
Ah yes I will open a window and somehow 26 +27 will equal a lower temperature somehow.
Literally no idea what to do with my life
Reckon I'll get drunk
C H E B S
>>60456360
Don't care. Still sticking my face in it
me and my m8
r8
get unbelievably horny during exam times
having a word
Have you ever had a MILF, if so what was it like?
>>60456537
with yourself? good lad
>there are pakis in this very thread right now
>>60456489
His old videos are boring as fuck, he just sings in them. Still weird but not quite as deranged as he is today.
>>60456532
guy on the left looks like a bit of a bender desu
gaze upon this damned canine
>>60456465
ALL classic cars are going up in value suddenly for NO REASON WHATSOEVER
>Person A sells his car for X amount
>Person B and C notices person A selling his car for X amount
>Person B and C price their car the same
Repeat till you've killed the entire market.
>>60456318
Scouse women's voices are way worse
>>60456532
chris evans is single handedly ruining top gear
yesterday I wrote a program that tries to learn what you associate words with
its not very good
>>60456600
Yeah I've heard that's been happening lately, low interest rates and bizarre incentives 2bh
>>60456465
Yes, also the millennials are old enough to drive and have some money so demand is quickly eating the supply.
For example: you cannot find even a good s-chassis for <$5-7k now, let alone an FD or a Supra or any of the other iconic 90's imports. Hopefully as the boomers die out the 50's-70's cars will become realistically attainable though. Although they wreck every market they look at so who knows if it will recover.
>>60456459
I'm not exactly a supermodel
You need confidence
One of the worst looking guys I knew when I was in school actually had some pretty good looking girlfriends and has a good looking one now
it was because he was confident and never gave up
feel so much better with some food and drink in me
>>60456539
Was kissing a 44 year old when I was 17 and nearly shagged her but she said she couldn't because I was the age of her eldest son (I told her I was 26) dunno how she even believed that
>>60456510
I let a few episodes pile up then watch them all.
>>60456599
my dog says does anyone want a fight??
>>60456485
christ the english are an ugly lot
>>60456514
>27 Celsius at 10 at night
nah
>>60456677
had a chuckle at this
>>60456656
>YOU NEED TO BE MORE CONFIDENT BRO
>>60456677
>Reason 19,531 Deanna was worst girl on Star Trek
>>60456690
Yeah btw he's an Americorn, checkmate you wanker
just tried to do spoilers on a board that doesn't do spoilers
>>60456674
Fair play son, kind of wish i had the patience for that 2bh
>>60456686
Looks like it's fighting for its life.
ah yes, that sinking feeling under your ribcage when I think of her, very impressive
pirates...
>rain all week
Fucking finally, time for some /comfy/ weather
>>60456619
>single handedly
FOY
Roll for your kev
dubs is mil spec kev
trips is restricted kev
quads is classified kev
quints is covert kev
above that is knife
use the digit next to the get (ie 3425455 would be 4) to select which one out of the selection you get, or round to the nearest possible one
>>60456686
majestic bastard, how old is xe?
http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1985-FORD-CAPRI-INJECTION-BLUE-/262457597361?hash=item3d1bb11db1:g:uGAAAOSwMHdXSUNJ
When I passed my test in 2007 these were £800
>>60456724
Not even kidding
he always had this patchy beard and a school shooter haircut but he persevered and went on
He rarely went for girls at school because they knew him as a autistic faggot, but went for birds outside of school
>>60456783
Around 7-8
ISS visible at 5 to 11 lads
>>60456778
REALLY enjoyed this one
>>60456770
It was sunny af today m8. Is it going to get shitter tomorrow?
>>60456784
>>60456724
If they cleaned themselves, got a decent haircut and started lifting they'd do well
>>60456686
rad
>>60456784
This is an old picture of me
alphas
>>60456822
What direction?
just be yourself
TNG was shit
DS9 goat
>>60455223
Muslimbots, bomb out!
Who /Norrisposting/ here?
>>60456686
YOU SAYING MATE?
>>60456844
In dublin it will, don't know about /brit/land
>>60456858
<Inserts witty post implying that I thought you meant that you were the handsome bloke on the left>
Anyone got a hd link for game of thrones? putlocker is fucking up x
http://richmond.craigslist.org/cto/5622460326.html
Too good to be true?
>>60456539
Nobody in this thread has
the best part is when my gf forces me to ask the black guy to shag her
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-36458510
>#1 FACT
>>60456822
The so-called International Space Station, or Daesh-ess as I prefer to call it.
>>60456846
>yeah just lift brah
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WX-bE70F4Kg
>>60456899
me mate
:D
brit? more like hit!!!!!!
i wish i was a pirate....because their girls are fuckable and have qt voices
>>60456794
Back in 2005 my dad almost bought an aircooled 911 when they were like $30000 but he kept on putting it off
He ended up changing job and earned less, and now they 're like £120,000
he keeps going on about how he should of bought one when he had the chance
Who /Newcastle/ here?
>>60456892
>TNG was shit
Literally WOAT opinion desu
>>60456892
TOS is the only good star trek
>>60456900
>9gag
out
>Hi there anon, thanks for applying for the vacancy of My Boyfriend. As my prospective boyfriend, what can you offer me in the relationship department that no one else can? What are your strengths? Bear in mind that I'm also talking to four other lads that are interested in this vacancy!
>>60456955
fuck off muzzie
go back to your camp
>>60456955
Aha you fucked it. Wank.
>>60456881
Originates NWW terminates travelling SEE
>>60456969
me desu
>>60456987
I'll lick your bumhole
ok going out now
*sniffs line and downs some vodka*
wewwwwww
bye
*tears down racial barriers*
ahhh that's better
>>60456621
Where can I get the code?
>>60456987
i'd bet she has a single-digit IQ
>>60456807
>but went for birds outside of school
How does an ugly autist know any girls outside of school?
>>60456914
I am.
>>60456987
I can wank 4 times in 45 minutes
>>60457004
Ta la, I'll be on the lookout
>>60456989
>>60456999
Incredibly rude
just trying to be nice
wow...............................
>Petrol at £1.11 /litre
Come visit London, it's a wonderful city full of English life and culture, come buy clothes from the cheeky cockney chaps in the market stalls and debate the recent cricket results with gents in the local pub oh wai....
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qaIVUhRqYa4
WTF? I hate London now!!!!
*opens all borders*
ahhh that's better
i imagine myself being a pirate, and having all the pussy i want
>>60456892
latter TNG seasons were top tier
first few seasons were dodgy
>>60456918
Can't say I know enough about the Yank used car market to give a valid opinion
those lights are atrocious and those wheels are borderline
What would the Middle East and North Africa be like now if they had remained Christian?
Do you believe it would have went through the Renaissance, enlightenment etc.?
in my personal opinion the Middle East and North Africa would have still been poor but more westernised similar to kind of Latin America.
*walks in with willy hanging out*
sup boys
>>60456794
They were only 20 years old then, now it's 30. Of course they're going to be rarer and more expensive
I think refugees are welcome in my town, the more the merrier right!?!? what have they done to you, you've never even met them! what points do you have against that?
only racists of course would want to leave the eu, live farage.
>>60457065
ew men are disgusting
>>60457065
autist infiltrated the normie compound
you're all fucking wrong
TNG is shit
>>60457109
dropped your gay card
>>60457062
Yeah, but you get tesco momentum for that price.
>go out with sexy lad
>he's so handsome
>ambitious
>funny
>go back to his house
>sit in the living room
>he goes to get us drinks
>w-wait w-what is that newspaper
>THE DAILY MAIL
>call him a bloody racist
>scratch his car with my house key as I leave
Thought he could be the one girlies
>>60457050
still puzzles me today
he had a lot of internet friends and still does
I think one or two of his gf's were internet ones
>>60457065
I'd say that girl was quite polite, especially seeing as how she got a finger up the arse.
You'd expect a negress to flip her shit.
>>60457126
C U N T
U
N
T
>>60457126
THE MOST REDDIT POST I HAVE EVER WHITENESSED
>>60457071
stupid shit
Wonderwoman could completely fuck batman
>>60456918
What he doesn't mention is that it owes $10,000 on finance.
>>60456775
Roll
>>60457123
agreed
>>60457126
>gif
fuck off
>>60457087
Some gems though
>Implying that Q-Qho wasn't one of the best episodes of the whole show
>>60457123
Mate I absolutely agree with you! :) - We started that disgusting war so we should at the very least give them protection, housing and food and money because at the end of the day they are just people like me and you mate!
Everyone who disagree's are just horrible disgusting racists, RRGG!
>>60457104
Think those wheels were a factory option though the lights are clearly aftermarket.
KBB puts one of those in fair condition in the mid teens, got to be a fake ad.
any tights
>>60456883
desu i make fun of girls even if i like them
maybe theyre just doing the same?
>>60456987
I speak 4 languages, I earn a very considerable amount of money, I well connected and I love treating my girlfriends
>>60457213
go have a wank you horny little boy
>>60457172
rorke
Pretty nice when you're sat feeling the breeze coming in from the window on a summers night.
>>60457242
I would but no one's posting tights
Wish I was Shakira
>>60457235
>I well connected and I love treating my girlfriends
English is not one of them then
Really makes you think...
http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1465144588902.webm
>yankis
>alpha
LOL
>>60457281
oh baby when you talk like that
I can still feel that fucking coconut oil I put on my face this morning
>>60457255
>breeze coming in from the window
immolate yourself prole
w-waiting for an apology
:(
>>60457305
fucking stop
>>60457308
*hips speak truthfully*
>>60457305
why is this controversial
>>60457346
shakira shakira
>>60457065
Who arranges these parties and how could a college-aged tourist get into one?
http://richmond.craigslist.org/cto/5622270804.html
WILLY WAGON WILLY WAGON WILLY WAGON
>>60457305
really hate choreographed dancing lads
and dancing in general
>tfw can't wear a t-shirt because of man tits
>>60457381
wouldn't mind one of these
I can't imagine there are many over here
I guess that would also be a problem when sourcing parts
>>60457108
They wouldn't be poo-coloured because they wouldn't have been conquered by niggers from the Horn nor would they have intermixed with an Islamic slave trade
>Facebook: 99 notifications and 1 event invite
and maybe one day, I'll bother looking at them
>>60457547
FOANLT
Imagine how beautiful Africa could be without the Africans
unironically buying this album
https://yosihorikawa.bandcamp.com/album/vapor
you should too
>>60455785
what happened to this guy?
>>60455013
This 2bh
>>60457612
Why would you ironically buy anything?
Also its pretty damn good, ambient music is certainly my shit but I am normally only in the mood to listen to it at night/long journeys
>>60457586
My grandparents said Rhodesia was a wonderful place back in the 60's.
NEED a brummie gf
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