Know the difference
I don't understand how Aboriginals can be so ugly.
>>60448034
Australian genes
>>60448034
Have you been to australia it is litreal waste land desert all of it. they look like that because of the climate. White australian explorers coudn't even survive without the help of them. In fact one white explorer got lost one day almost died in the desert but got saved by the abos what did he do to thank them. he shot them and died without their help. lmao
>>60447846
Gold?
>>60450827
>he shot them and died without their help. lmao
That's actually pretty based
>>60447846
>abos are 2% of the australian population
>whites are 2% of the canadian population
>>60450827
to be fair you'd be pretty scared if you woke up delirious from heat and those were the faces looking back at you
probably thought they were going to eat him.
>>60451023
this, plumber is better than what poles do irl
>>60448034
Denisovan DNA?
>>60451004
Too bad there is no wall in the North. I'm coming over and you can't stop me.
>>60447846
Straya?
>be 'Straylian
>wake up to 130 degrees, cold day
>check weather report, only raining giant huntsman spiders for 9 hours today, that's good
>put baby in Dingo feeder before leaving
>drive to work, 1 hour late due to 300 kangaroos on freeway
>spend time working, decide to head to beach for six hour lunch break
>put on swim trunks, grab baseball bat and step in water
>immediately swarmed by great whites, boxer jellyfish, snakes, fend them off with bat for relaxing swim
>later on get off work, decide to play some vidya
>steam takes two hours to connect with Australian ISP
>load up Grand Theft Robot 5
>stuck on mission, decide to watch lets play to get past
>video takes 3 months to load, it's American version
>1000 men in body armor wielding machetes (no guns) burst into house and arrest me
>trial, charged with being a rapist paedophile who derives his sick fantasies from games
>sentenced to 1000 hours community service
>mfw
>>60453158
FOY
Another thread created by coward c*ck who creates threads when aussies are asleep because he is afraid to be bantered in return
>>60448034
maybe they look ugly to us because they are other spiecies or some shit
>>60447846
the only difference is canadians are wanna be straya posters
>>60453332
Aussie isp is too slow to bant back anyways
>>60453332
Are you sure it's not out of politeness? Australians are notoriously sensitive to bantz which is why they adopt the "best defense is an offense" mentality. I used to be scared of their bantz but now I just feel sorry for them.
>>60453332
>>60453471
Relax Bruce
>>60447846
ok,this was pretty good for a canadian
Are Asstrailians awake yet? baka senpai
Don't ignore me scumpigs
>>60451004
this tbqhmd (to be quite honest my dudes)
