Sunburn edition
kpop desu
me on the right
any tights lads
>>60445436
Everyone knows that shits nasty, even grills
>>60445436
So incredibly embarrassing that someone took the time to write that.
tfw your bank account details get stolen
*farts*
"FUCK OFF!"
maisie
Just had a wank and I'm in that state where I'm questioning all my life decisions
>>60445436
did she shit the bed or is that vagina blood
This dick is out of control
>on bus
>wearing sandy coloured, slim chino shorts
>have 7'' knob
>not massive but is usually quite big when flaccid and doesn't grow much
>sexy little bitch with big tits sat across from me with her mum
>probably about 18
>look down
>can see my dick imprint clear as day through my shorts
>suddenly start getting a hard on thinking about shagging that slut
>OHFUCK
>can't hide it
>it's crawling down my leg
>literally can't control it
>bus starts bouncing
>he tits start bouncing
>my dick starts bouncing
>keeps getting bigger
>can literally see her looking at me through the corner of my eye
>don't know whether to be embarrassed or proud
>the constriction of my shorts is just making it worse
>this went on for 25 minutes
>she gets off bus
>makes direct eye contact with me
>she wants the D
But seriously, it's out of control. Shit like this is constant. I wanked 3 times last night and still wanted to shag everything that moved today.
>>60445436
Only correct response to seeing that is 'You've got red on you'..
>>60445518
>Got sunburn on my arms and face
Post your secondary school memories lads
girl messaged me saying she's was talking about my pic with her friend
is good? x
>>60445476
>>60445479
exceptional posts
tfw start work in less than a month
do not want to
I think my next euro excursion will be in the UK, where should I go lads? Always wanted to visit Scotland but England seems nice too... I want to experience the comfy countryside, don't really care for the cities tb h
fuck me lads
hippy mates have started all getting measles cos their bastard parents didn't vaccinate them.
>>60445436
>Grown women want to be able to shit the bed with no consequences now
ENOUGH.
Ahh yes i love when my bowels refuse to let me shit for 3 days and then make me shit twice in one day
Love this IBS gimmick
not all yanks are fat or even slightly overweight
>>60445572
>tfw wasn't vaccinated and then caught meningitis
Dad's Remain but I'm Leave. Weird stuff. Never thought he'd fall for the propaganda.
>>60445567
Yes 99% of the time.
>>60445551
love bamboozling normans with my superior intellect
all yanks are fat and extremely overweight
and theyre unintelligent and they smell too
>>60445655
guarantee I'm smarter than you lad
I can even solve a rubiks cube
>>60445573
It's blood you turbo virgin
>>60445633
family are all leave desu
even my 13 yo sister
>>60445632
literally neglect imo
>>60445389
not sure what your point is mate
>>60445561
stop copying me
There was a train station near my school, literally 200m walk. some sixth form kid died getting his phone after some of his friends threw it one the tracks. We have a science prize in his name now.
Kek at natural selection, fuck that chad
>>60445578
>Shit twice in one day
Lad, that's the normal amount of shit. That's not a 3 day buildup.
ha ha me
Eating some VERY spicy leftover chicken, lads
Almost too spicy, this shit is hazardous
How common are girls like these in Britain?
Sick of this hot weather meme
>>60445655
i used the word "surreptitiously" on a normal yesterday and they literally imploded
>Banksy
is there anything more reddit
>>60445397
>Junkrat primed and ready
doing a tactically timed text as she's about to start drinking
give her something to think about ya know
and also so i don't have to talk to her for too long because i can't be arsed
tfw you got raised to believe by your mam that girls wee out their bumhole and then when youre a bit older you learn about female reproductive anatomy but they never really made it clear thats where they wee from as well so you're like 13 and still think girls wee out the bumhole and get laughed at
>>60445705
very, very good post
>>60445772
how spicy is it would you say
>>60445809
fuk of im busy
need to get my hair cut, buy some shorts, do a fuck load of washing, have a shave, print out a load of shit in roughly 80 hours and that doesn't take into account the time I need to sleep
doesn't feel like it's enough time
>>60445771
haha really enjoyed this
very close to home! lol
>>60445810
Women don't piss out of their vagina lad.
>Overwatch
>>60445819
8/10
Continuous mouth burning
>>60445789
same
clouds, very light wind and 15 degrees is perfect
>>60445705
stop this
tfw actually a fairly good guitarist and girls who have heard me play always complement me, but don't want to be that cunt who is obviously just playing the guitar to impress girls so mostly just play alone when I know no-one can hear me
>>60445856
too late
getting myself a new gf
>>60445795
Yeah he's up there with Breaking Bad, Rick & Morty, Sherlock, Tycho, Muse etc.
>>60445772
reckon it'll burn your arsehole coming out?
>>60445810
I thought girls peed out the vagina, turns out they don't
I learned that at 25
>>60445397
His terraformars base organism
Seriously considering becoming a NEET lads, the plan:
>quit job
>i only need electricity/internet, plus breakfast and 1 meal a day, i've saved up enough money to last me years for this
>thing is, parents would want me to pay keep because i use the electricity/internet, which would probably be disproportionate to the amount i use
If I run out of money I can get a shit part time job for a few months to save up
>>60445397
gud_kek
is it hot outside lads? haven't noticed, since I keep my windows and curtains shut and use a fan to circulate the air in the room, it's only 10 degrees in here
>same. clouds, very light wind and 15 degrees is perfect
me on the right
>>60445916
Oh yea that's going to hurt
>>60445907
Wanna start a band with me?
>>60445881
hmmm very interesting. have you considered milk or mixing it up with some greek yoghurt?
>>60445571
S T A N N E S
T
A
N
N
E
S
God my life is so empty
So what do you shits have planned for the euros
>>60446029
I have, BUT I went with an Arnold Palmer instead
Update: I went to the diner but she wasn't working today. Have to go to work now, will try again tomorrow.
>>60445433
Emotionless dance robots
>>60446029
you should put natural yoghurt in curries, not greek.
Some lad from work left peroni here after the weekend drinks, might have one desu.
>lean
Fuck off, niggers. Real men cwe codeine and drink that shit.
>>60445869
yeah not the same hole but I mean its the same general area
like I thought they weed out the bumhole since back when I thought it was just flat skin there but I never put two and two together they would have a piss hole there too
>>60446017
Not really, cos then I'd have to play in public and I'd get anxious that people would think I was only doing it to get laid.
i hate life so much
just want to lay in bed for the rest of it
>>60446088
gonna go spend 15 of them on weed
>>60446100
i hope Arnold Palmer brings you everything you wanted
>>60446102
I went to the Asda yesterday AND today to find my new fuck buddy but she wasn't working.
Not fucking happy.
>>60446088
going to try to drink a drink from every country at it over the course of the tournament desu
>>60446157
ty <3
>>60446088
watch all the games with /sp/ except the england games which I will watch at the pub
>>60446167
try water
>>60446116
ahh, noted, think i was doing this anyway
i just call any non-flavoured yog yogs greek, sure theres a more accurate nomenclature but i cba lol
>>60445561
>You were that one kid who apparently took things a step too far and every person would always ask "Anon,what the hell!?"
>>60445808
>Hollyoaks is on because I couldn't be bothered to change the channel after the Simpsons
>ickle Tom the ginger murder-kid is now in high school, 6ft tall and dating a paki to make a qt white girl jealous
I am upset
>>60446143
We'll make it about the music lad
We'll be bigger than the Arctic Monkeys desu
that frenchy in ukraine made the mistake of not being muslim, otherwise he'd have the european muslim community hiding him
who /small penis manlet/ here?
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0DXTKTgArQY
Talking to an American bird on Tinder lads
How do I play it?
New QT sales assistant at the Travelin' Man in Leeds, lads.
>>60446252
desu sometimes I like to have a singalong with myself and put on a northern voice so that I sound like Alex Turner. Always found it easier to sing when putting on an accent of some sort. It's a deal, meet at mine in an hour for practice.
>>60446053
What's in Stannes besides Ali G? He literally put that shit hole on the map
>>60446329
Where's she from? Are you that said you were "on holiday" in Hollywood?
>>60446088
Watch all the happenings with /pol/.
Need my willy sucked lads
>>60446273
mate, give up. thats the weakest thing i have seen all day. literally school tier.
is there anything more Reddit?
>>60446350
Sounds good la, I'll grab a 6er to help get the creative juices flowing
>>60445571
Isle of Arran and the West Highlands and Islands like Arrochar.
>>60446407
*sucks your willy*
>when people ignore you
YOU THINK YOU'RE FUCKING BETTER THAN ME? FUCK YOU, NOBODY IS FUCKING BETTER THAN ME YOU CUNT!!
WHEN I PAY ATTENTION TO YOU, YOU BETTER FUCKING RETURN THE FAVOUR.
>>60446359
that's staines you plum
>>60446329
tell her you post on /brit/
*takes sip from 1500 calorie smoothie containing 120 g of protein*
ah yes, most nutritious
>almost 7
>still fucking boiling
how the fuck did people in australia in the old days even live
>>60446423
you
currently looking at my neighbours through the window
wuu2?
>>60446370
She's here in
LONDON
O
N
D
O
N
>>60446437
I do unless they're being rude :3
>Top Gear audience drops by a third on second episode
I hope you are not all cucks like the Scots and vote to leave EU!
>>60446437
YOU SHOULD BE FUCKING HONOURED THAT I EVEN LOOKED AT YOU.
YOU SHOULD BE HONOURED TO BE ABLE TO GO HOME AND FRIG YOURSELF WITH AN IMAGE OF ME IN YOUR HEAD
>>60445561
Can think of two girls I probably could have fugged if I wasn't blind tonit
how many units in 1 can of 5.2% lager?
>>60446408
it's literally true lmao, they hid the paris and belgian bombing suspects
>>60446407
It's really good.
I've had my penis sucked twice and I quite enjoyed it.
Second time was a bit toothy but the sensation of having your cock in a girl's mouth is excellent. Blowjobs are my favourite thing to watch when viewing porn.
>>60446430
>Isle of Arran and the West Highlands
oh God those look nice. I volunteer on farms when I go abroad, if I can find a farm to work on in an area like that it'd be a dream come true.
>>60446475
Play the tour guide and guide her hand to your willy
>21-emoji-tears.jpg
housemate called me autistic for eating the same food every day so now im researching other meals to fit in more
>>60446503
Pint can? Like 2.6
>>60446503
2.5-3 I think
>>60445942
Bout 1.8 I think
>>60446503
roughly 2.3?
>>60446554
Make some chicken quesadillas senpai
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zCq3CMbqYNo
Really irks me when people ignore me, lads.
I think I have some sort of condition?
>>60446554
call him a cunt
what food do you eat every day?
>>60446617
It's called not being an arsehole that ignores other people
T H I C C
H
I
C
C
>>60446503
looked it up, a pint can contains 2.95
a 440ml can is 2.3
housemate called me a normie twat for eating a wide variety of foods cooked from fresh ingredients at home
have to leave for work in 10 minutes. Think I can sneak in a cheeky wank? My favourite camgirl is online
Just watched the new game of thrones lads
>>60446467
We're not soft cunt faggots like poms
>colonies of convicts become 2nd best HDI country in only 228 years
>a global empire goes from super power to lower HDI than MS in 105 years
How?
>>60446551
She lives and works here now so I don't think that's going to work
>LEEDS
>E
>E
>D
>S
>>60446480
FACT
Do you lads class aussies as subhuman?
>>60446546
Yeah they are beautiful. I'm just back from the Isle of Arran and it's really great. Would reccomend it.
>>60446713
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1KesRfh9rrv
>>60446713
>drop the most advanced society in the world onto a blank continent
>it does well
hmm
lids lids lids!
>>60446554
That is Autistic, are you're parents also spastics?
Buncha pseudo-posh cunts innit
playing some civ 5 lads
>>60446688
Was it better than last week?
>20 minutes devoted to sam and his wife's son
>>60446633
>call him a cunt
i did at first but now that i think about it he's right
>>60446610
this seems like it would have an extreme taste
maybe
>>60446775
yes t︃bh
Hello Lads What Are You Up To?
>>60446803
>not stellaris
Dont talk to me or my pops ever again
>>60446832
New Path of Exile league, mate.
Canadians or as I call them Yanks in Denial
>>60446654
I'd stick my face in that, throw her on the bed and tell her to lay on her back. I'd then stick my full 7'' inside of her and put her feet in my face whilst shagging her.
Literally diamond hard
>Get home from work at 6pm
>Cook food and eat by 6.30pm
>Put everything away and wash up by 7pm
>Do half an hour language practice by 7.30pm
>Read for half an hour takes me to 8pm
>An hour of looking at alternative jobs and researching takes me to 9
>An hour to browse 4chan and actually relax
>Have to then sleep and repeat the work cycle all over again.
>>60446760
howling
>>60446832
Nothing Much, And You?
>>60446832
At work
>>60446816
what do you eat everyday though
what's your HDI rank lads? #2 here hahaha what am i like
would hate to be like #14 to #30 hahaha
>>60446816
Nah not unless you load it up with spices and weird shit
It's basically just a tortilla with chicken and cheese plus whatever else you want.
metro boomin want some more nigga
>>60446855
I've Never Played Path Of Exile Mate Is It Any Good?
>>60446877
Just Chilling And Posting On The Chan You Know The Usual Ha Ha, What About You?
>>60446891
Kill Yourself Yank
>>60446858
Get a different job. I earn 25k, work 3 days a week with 5-6 days off inbetween and I fucking love it.
fell for the windows 10 meme
>>60446832
Fighting through an itchy bum
>Do half an hour language practice by 7.30pm
>Read for half an hour takes me to 8pm
>>60446843
i dont have autism
>>60446832
fuck off you lesbian cunt
Jumpman jumpman jumpman
>>60446713
go back to your igpoo australia
>why yes i do love playing shitty freemium versions of Diablo III
>>60445782
>small bitties
>blue eyes
>strawberry blonde
my kind of girl
>>60446930
What area?
Who /fishpie/ here?
hahaha
fell for the cromwell meme
>>60446950
>playing grand strategy games
>not autism
>>60446986
South Yorkshire.
>>60446855
poe is shit
>>60446987
grim
>>60447011
Of work lad, not geography
>>60445561
someone fired a paperclip with a rubber band and hit this guy right in the eye
the school ended up calling the police over that
>ireland's HDI
>ireland
hahaha
>>60446858
What language?
>>60446858
know your place prole, welcome to 2016
I REALLY want a girl to verbally bully me then once my willy is all stiff from the berating I want to take her from behind
Fuck I need that right now
heard vegemite is made of fermented abbo poo
>>60447067
Depressing, it really is like this
>>60447056
Mandarin
Lets say I'm white
Will telling birds I speak Chinese and another language impress them?
>>60446987
Literally never had it here
Inb4 Pajeet
>>60446902
"the same meal everyday" was a bit of an exaggeration t︃bh
usually things considered bland by normie standards such as chicken with pasta/rice and peas.
nothing that would be considered autistic by /brit/ standards like tomato sauce on banana with fish lol
>ickle Tom's paki gf who can't sing won over the qt piano-playing white girl
Fucking rigged, Hollyoaks High School talent contest a shit
might go blackpool arcades tomorrow
will it be busy? half term is over isn't it
>>60447011
Sheffield?
What do you do lad?
going to have a wank now
>why yes i play blizzard games made after they were purchased by actikikesion
i heard yanks are made of lard and bullets
>(you)
Ah yes
>>60445561
for some reason one of the most memorable is when I went into my class one day and everyone told me they know that i fancy this one girl, even though i didn't tell anyone, i did know that my mate fancied her as well which is why i didn't tell anyone
Want between 2 to 4 women to physical and verbally abuse me in a sexual manner, and then after I orgasm they tell me how much they love me and we all cuddle together and fall asleep
>>60447042
>>60447114
Machine operator. Pretty low paid for my field too but 25k for 3 days a week isn't bad and I can do 10k in overtime.
>ASMR girls pay $500 for a microphone to get attention on youtube
Howling
>>60446933
they keep shilling it to me but win7 works fine
i got this aussie all riled up
>tfw you out-bant the bantmaster
>>60447171
What firm?
Down in Attercliffe? My dad's joint is down that way.
>>60445436
>>60445551
>>60447150
>>60447150
>>60447150
taking a risk
doing some coke
that pumps me up
@60447144
Dont throw your own kind under the bus
P.S post fucking machines
>girl told me I had pretty eyes today
This bitch gon’ love me now, she gon’ let me pipe
>>60447092
很可观
>All the dickheads from school are now in remotely decent jobs, starting families while you're going no where
>>60447072
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0DXTKTgArQY
*kisses*
>>60447006
civ 5 is normie
Lads, have you ever had a family member go a bit mental?
My uncle is starting to become seriously delusional, but there's no way to get him help until he ends up stabbing someone in the street
anyone else feel like they're actually a genius or at least could be if they tried hard
>>60447252
normies do not know what "civ" means lad
>>60447173
>gets 10,000 views per video and earns that money back after two videos and 4 hours of work
>>60447207
Wew
>>60447242
At least I'm posting on an american anime forum about poo and pakis while they're not
Pretty hungry and thirsty lads
>>60447242
Not from my school, they're all shite and my life is on the up like
>anyone else feel like they're actually a genius or at least could be if they tried hard
>>60447285
why are lads so pathetic
>>60447207
who's the chick?
>>60447300
have you considered eating and drinking
>>60447265
nan is losing her memory and some days it's quite bad
my dad occasionally forgets something and thinks he's turning into his mum
>>60447213
I just did 200g of codeine and will smoke some weed once the high wears off.
Literally love opiates.
>anyone else feel like they're actually a genius or at least could be if they tried hard
>>60446807
Yes. Fucking watch it now, Next week I'm hoping for a certain character's murderous rampage
>>60447278
Dunno. Did a bit of medium tier research/self learning of particle physics and a bit of astrophysics when I was 15. Probably not a genius , though
>>60447242
we all know that feel
>>60447339
gotta wait until 9.15pm
>>60447300
bloody ramadan
>>60447278
when i was a teenager i tested in the 99.9% percentile of kids my age in canada for academic skills. still got shit grades all throughout highschool desu
unironically got straight A's and was at the top of my class until i stopped caring
>Get a different job. I earn 25k, work 3 days a week with 5-6 days off inbetween and I fucking love it.
got this yank all weighed up
end result: 911 stone
quite enjoy these "vines after dark" 2bh
>anime? no thanks. any true gentleman is above such things.
>>60447408
>not caring
Fuck off yank
My cat is so beautiful, I love her so much
nearly passed out whilst showering
should probably get some sugar in me fucking hell
>>60447242
>they told me I would be more successful than everyone
>unironically got straight A's and was at the top of my class until i stopped caring
>>60447449
is that a burberry cap? w2c
how do I seduce my coworkers
>>60447435
>50k AUD
Dont wanna sound like a billionaire but thats pretty shit
