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The Sun Never Sets edition
>>60448131
1st for cara
/ira/
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Br3QK_lUJL0
>>60448212
Screw that
/peace between the pales/
http://www.strawpoll.me/10414763
http://www.strawpoll.me/10414763
http://www.strawpoll.me/10414763
http://www.strawpoll.me/10414763
http://www.strawpoll.me/10414763
Looking for that image of Jeremy Clarkson wearing two (2) safety hats
>>60448521
Va chier le raciste.
Who here /underclass/
>>60448521
Do I prefer cancer or aids? Tough one.
>>60448521
Where do I get a Jewish gf? Preferably liberal and non-practising but I can compromise.
>>60448521
Fuck me lads I really don't know which of these to pick
I'd really rather just have more Poles coming into the country than Pakis or Jews 2bh.
How do I proceed?
Grill from interpals I used to exchange lewds with messaged me again after a few months
>>60450448
They're both pakis
>spent half an hour wringing my clothes out in the bathtub because my washing machine doesn't spin
2 days in my new flat and I'm already being screwed by my landlord
Great
>>60450495
>speaking to a grill
>kek
Should I move to the UK??
>>60450495
>kek
>wew
shit lad what are you doing
Right then, which one of you cunts wants to fucking go?
>>60450538
>>60450567
I taught her those memes along with many others when we last spoke, so it's pretty endearing I think
>>60450642
Where is she from
Can't actually believe what thailad has done
There is a janny amongst us lads
hot out
>thread started by a JF
fucks sake
>>60450682
What's thailad gone and done
Thailad being the massive fiddler is just a meme, right?
Right?
>tfw no Leeds gf
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5scYXIvAr7w
tune
>>60450724
What's Leeds like?
Which fucking thread are we in you CUNT CUNTSSS FUCKING CUNT CUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT?!!!!!
>>60450721
No, Thailad is wanted for noncing in the UK, that's why he left
>>60450724
>pouring bleach into your third eye
>>60450721
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-36458472
thailad has been given 22 life sentences m8 keep up
how do you think people refer to you behind your back, lads?
>>60450753
Fucking Shit hole. Got to Sheffield for somewhere better.
>>60450681
Indonesia, aka the other side of the fucking world
She doesn't want a relationship though which is nice I guess. She just likes me as a friend and we get eachother off on skype. Got her to put a flash light up her ass while simultaneously having a brush in her pussy
She can't believe I dont get attention from girls here and says american girls must have bad taste
:')
what's something good to watch on netflix lads?
>>60450788
they don't even think of me when I'm not there
enjoying a nice joint before watching season 2 of the simpsons, wbu?
Might turn on the computer for the first time in god knows how long, been doing a laptop/TV in bed combo for god knows how long
What's your set up like lads?
>>60450858
fuck off
>>60450822
>pakis
Ew. Conversation discarded.
>>60450822
what a freak
>>60450882
god knows
>>60450805
What's better about Sheffield? Besides Alex Turner the qt
>>60450822
ah yes, found the nonce
Thinking about saving for a new laptop lads.
>You're right it looks really cute. You're looking great as always too senpai
>Almost forgot how nice your body was actually kek. Wew
*posts tights*
>>60450776
Well he's fucked up royally innit
>>60450882
I went outside earlier.
90%humidity and 20celcius.
Mist and Thunder and Lightning.
Haha. Mind how you go lads.
>>60450858
Could never smoke straight weed when I was in canada desu
>>60450858
that joint is well rolled but a little too straight for my tastes i like them a bit coned
>>60450850
I think of you when you're not on /brit/ :[
>do that redditgifts thing
>my santa is some 14 year old kid
>get a T-shirt and some other bits and bobs
>don't send anything back
>they keep fucking sending me emails about shipping my gift
>like 2 a day
>never send anything
>reddit sends me link to the guy page
>posts on his wall about how he didn't get anything ;(
>>60450899
>paki
Wut
>>60450905
Yeah. It's pretty nice
She got a bf but apparently they're in an open relationship now, so she messaged me
>>60450940
:(
>>60450912
I'll ask him this sunday then
>>60450945
Hahaha
>>60450945
love a good misty/foggy day
>Boshty. You live sorta northwards? Bit more expensive than that around where I live.
Scuckland mate, prices are pretty good here
>respond to job ad
>take the time to type out a professional sounding email trying to make myself sound good to this company
>attach my full resume
>proofread it all twice
>send
>realize I accidentally used my old junk email and sent the message with the name "The Pants"
JUST FUCKING KILL ME
>>60450495
>kek
>wew
Dude.... Sort your life out.
>>60450963
They also banned me from future giveaways.
>>60448131
>>60448188
>>60450858
>>60450905
>>60450976
fuck off yank
Unironically think I might be developing a foot fetish.
How does this make you feel?
>>60450753
It's pretty good
>>60450495
>senpai
>kek
>wew
wew senpai kys kek
BASED BLACK MAN FOR FREEDOM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wzjIK_bXI-g
>>60450776
>from Ashford, Kent
Literally about ten miles down the road.
THANET REPRESENT
>>60450963
lol
>>60450963
euuugh
>>>/b/
>>>/shitperson/
>>>/r/4chan
>>60451046
She looks like she has mental issues
>>60451046
Would never happen here though
>>60451107
>>>/reddit/
>>60450788
That one weird quiet guy who nobody even knows why I get invited to hang out with them.
>>60451046
No girl in the UK gives a fuck about a normal penis, because if they did they couldn't fuck 95% of the population.
>>60451046
She's American. Don't care.
i've struggled with depression most of my adult life haha
>>60451046
>yanks
girls say this, then they see a big fat Mediterranean sausage as opposed to the little microwave hot dogs they're used to
>>60451109
Best kind of grill
>>60451168
fuck off yank
southern irish are subhumans
thoughts?
>>60450788
I know for a fact that this really popular fit bitch thinks I'm "weird", so that has pretty much set up my reputation thanks to that mong.
80% of my acquaintances probably say I'm boring/strange/sly/never smiles/always frowning
A few lefty chodes think I'm an arsehole
http://www.nytimes.com/2016/04/10/magazine/the-unbearable-whiteness-of-baseball.html?_r=0
>>60451085
I should have put the T-shirt in the dryer for a bit to shrink it and send it back hahah
does anyone have any pictures of girls in tights
i'm asking for a friend
If that lad in Ukraine was a Muslim they'd be hiding him in Brussels right now.
whats up with the swede lads? is he new?
>>60450788
doubt they do desu
though if they did it wouldn't be anything good
>>60451168
Brit wonen seem to love my cut dick haha.
>>60450966
Yes, paki, you read correctly you fucking shithead poo-lover.
Reckon I should just resign myself to a life of poverty and depression
Don't think I was cut out for adult life
>>60451168
>>yanks
>implying you aren't a yank
lol
>>60450963
>don't even have the decency to send the lad something back
>he probably bought your gifts with his pocket money
lad...
>>60450788
Everyone loves me.
i say, here's fun
how about instead of posting TIGHTS.... posting LOOSES!!! LOOOOOL
>>60451213
>Jay Caspian Kang
>>60451190
>>60451142
ah yes we're in the same boat, very good
>>60451190
this is essentially me
especially the always frowning shit
i cant help it okay :c
>>60451242
She's from Indonesia as I said
>>60451247
Same
>>60451074
fuck off you cuck
Hope work burns down while I'm off tbqh.
>>60451168
You're a yank too you twat.
>>60451134
>anyone who isn't a verifiable cunt is reddit
nah, don't think that's true lad, think you might just be an arsehole
>>60451262
THAT'S WHAT MAKES IT SO FUNNY.
Got tears in my eyes, mate.
weew
http://www.ew.com/article/2016/06/06/game-of-thrones-maisie-williams-sexist-headline
>>60450788
I like to think positively. Maybe a bit of pity because I'm fucking useless with girls, and they all know I'm a virgin despite never telling them. So they clearly talk about that.
>>60451074
Good man. These student dreamers are totally unable to put themselves in someone another persons shoes. It's all them them them and then they claim the higher moral ground.
>>60450788
People seem to think I'm actually kinda cool, if not a bit of a recluse.
>get back from night shift
>construction outside my window
Really wish this Canadian melt would fuck off.
>>60450495
>kek
>wew
>>60451331
you sound like a right knob
>>60450788
Most people I know well suspect I'm gay. Noticed that because people ask frequently why I don't have a girlfriend followed by that question.
They also probably think I'm smart but lack life experience.
Not liking this swede
Can we get him out somehow?
>>60450788
I don't think they do
>>60451364
They do disposable earplugs at my place, very useful even though they fall out by morning
>>60450495
>people greentexing wew and kek but not senpai
kys
>>60451341
doesn't sound positive lmao
>>60451389
forgot swedes even existed
had them filtered for so long now
Who here debilitating skin condition?
>>60451251
you're more of a yank than I am mon copain
lol my boss now has the ex-project manager who quit 2 weeks ago calling me
How the fuck did he rope him into this bullshit? The guy doesn't even work for him anymore.
Also, you can tell I love my job as I have him in my contacts as "Patrick don't answer"
Not going to vote in the EU referendum
>>60451448
Diabetes isn't a skin condition you knob.
>>60451381
Lasses love my knob, I know that
>>60451349
That's the British education system for you. Nothing but fresh air and silly ideas in the heads of school leavers these days
>>60451478
I'm serious
>>60451081
Live in Ashford haha
We've got alright slags
Can someone fix the swede?
>>60451448
recently suffered skin failure
>>60451336
>“We should stop calling feminists ‘feminists’ and just start calling people who aren’t feminist ‘sexist’ – and then everyone else is just a human. You are either a normal person or a sexist,”
dropped
>>60451514
Unfortunately I don't take fat people seriously.
Daily reminder that Sikhs are bro-tier
http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/world-news/brave-sikh-man-uses-turban-8126258
Haha lads did a leave vote x
>>60451435
Everything else will be positive. I'm actually a very funny and outgoing guy. I'm high up peoples list to invite to parties, for example.
For some reason my social aptitude just falls to shit when it comes to women.
>tfw you see an old picture of Timmy and realize just how much he's gone downhill.
>>60451482
humor of a child
having a crisis about my lack of an identity
VOTE LEAVE TO GET RID OF THE SWEDE
business idea: eat food in public around Muslims
>>60451524
You do desu.
>>60451418
I bet someone has at some point
how the fuck did i even lose my electric razor
>That's the British education system for you. Nothing but fresh air and silly ideas in the heads of school leavers these days
>>60451548
I'm not fat.
Ahahaha why would I walk down to the church down the road to vote in that fucking heat when I could just vote here from the comfort of my cave
>>60451611
double dare you to do that in saudi arabia
wish i could go back
>>60451046
I do love this attempt to meme by dead dicks.
The funny thing is that the mutilation rates of America are plummeting.
Truly your warped experiment was for nothing.
>That's the British education system for you. Nothing but fresh air and silly ideas in the heads of school leavers these days
>humor of a child
>>60451568
>tfw the Sainsbury's workers are smoking outside again whilst you're trying to sing Let It Be and it's all timed and stage managed
>>60451652
pretty far flight
>stem
how many lads have admitted they think about you when they wank
3 here
>>60451074
>Went for the multicultural argument thinking the black guy couldn't say anything against it
>Still gets blown the fuck out
INCREDIBLY depressed lads haha
was gonna text her but she's with all her friends drinking and i'm doing a worry about what they'll think of me wahey
>>60451310
I can read you paki-loving runt.
>>60451699
make it 4
>>60451582
*steals what little you have left*
>>60451693
your nearest paki town should do
>>60451046
So are you the yank posting this sliced up cock bait on /tv/ too?
>>60451699
make that 5
>>60451711
good one haha
>>60451730
Is this some sort of new meme I'm unaware of? She's in fucking Indonesia, lad
*runs in the toilet while ur having a shit*
*takes a picture of you*
AHAAHAHAHA
>>60451740
laughed at this
>>60451752
not at this
>>60451717
Was gunna text her but I text her first time of the day last time and now the ball is in her court.
Hard mode: Her message was last, so she has to send a second message after an unanswered message.
This is the make it or break it, lads.
What is Interpals?
Is it easy to make friends there?
Would it make me less likely to commit suicide?
>>60450495
>Interpals
>Girl
>>60451632
I popped it up me bum
>>60451699
should be 6 now
It's a doggy dog world, lads
>>60451336
Ugly on the outside, ugly on the inside.
It's like poetry.
bored lol
>>60451700
After the programme he paid the black man to shag his wife
>>60451798
she always texts first
>>60450560
F U L L
U
L
L
*start pumping her moist bucket twat*
*you walk in*
haha...your mums busy right now you little shit... you can come get your milk when she's done....
*pull out and squirt a quick load onto your face*
*start pumping again*
About time this thread had a good post desu.
>>60451799
Might be good for you because there are many international qts a short plane ride away
It just depresses me though because I don't have the funds to go to SEA or Europe to meet my qts
>>60451846
FUUUUUUUUUUUU-
Time to give up I reckon. Oh well.
>>60450822
>She just likes me as a friend
girls are for fucking, you bender
>>60451798
mine has always text me first
but i sent the last text at like 4am when i was fucked and she didn't reply
so if i do it then i have to double text
hate these silly games desu
>>60451597
Leave just won my vote.
last photo I put on Instagram got 16 likes lads
ask me anything
>>60450560
FOY
they said i can't post about eu no mo
they aint say i can't rap about (You) no mo
slags, think i won't post no more
til the brexit lads just don't vote no more
>>60451740
>>60451752
>>60451814
chortled fulsomely at these
>>60451859
literally yelped like a drowning labrador at this
>>60451894
Was it a selfie?
>>60451630
you might be correct
wouldn't put money on it though
>>60451863
Anything good come out in the last year or two mate? haven't watched anime in ages
>>60451879
Well a friend who she would fuck. She said if I was ever in Indonesia I could stay with her and we could fug
>>60451894
i keep getting liked from random asian girls, not even bots
>>60451636
Yeah, you're just big boned.
>>60451894
name & address?
Fuck bitches and scorn all men desu.
just doxed you
How big is your knob? Legit, no lies.
7''x5.5'' here
>>60451922
Yeah quite a lot of good shit desu
>>60451947
I actually am desu
I'm 5'11 and 190lbs but I look thin. Just dense bones. Or something
>>60451046
that's from unfriended isnt it?
why do normies feel the need to come here and brag/blog about their life?
>>60451960
pls
>>60451964
10 downing st m8
names david but call me dave
>>60451984
As long as my hand, I've never used a ruler
>>60451984
just under 7 but we'll call it 7 and it's pretty girthy but never measured that properly
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/technology-36459990
haha i can only imagine /pol/ is throwing a shitfit
>>60451894
doxxed ;^)
>>60451984
bigger than everyone else's in this thread
The swedes been banned. All his posts have been offed.
Another victory for Britain
>>60451947
We can't help but be born with big dicks
>>60452039
delete this i wanted to post it delete it now NOW NOW NOW
>>60451989
>look thin
>190lb
I guarantee you don't.
Maybe in America
>science documentaries presented by journalists, not scientists like Michael Mosley or Jim Al-Khalili or Brian Cox
Hate it. Hate seeing a wanky, weedy journo who has no appreciation of science nodding along like a sycophantic schoolboy talking to PhD professors on the cutting age of human understanding when he hasn't the foggiest clue about any sort of science because he has a degree in journalism from an ex-poly.
Brandon Lee is in a nice, comfy shoe box, however I've noticed a fuck load of other crows circling since he was put there.
>>60452039
banter
>>60451984
11" x 2" x 3"
>>science documentaries presented by journalists, not scientists like Michael Mosley or Jim Al-Khalili or Brian Cox
>Hate it. Hate seeing a wanky, weedy journo who has no appreciation of science nodding along like a sycophantic schoolboy talking to PhD professors on the cutting age of human understanding when he hasn't the foggiest clue about any sort of science because he has a degree in journalism from an ex-poly.
>>60452039
So that's what that was about.
>>60452055
He'll be back tomorrow
>>60451074
BTFO
T
F
O
>>60452100
Needle dick.
bet that doesn't even touch the sides hahaha
>>60451984
6.5 x 5.5, slightly bent shaft tho
>>60452060
Is that why yanks cut the tip off?
>>60452135
and in greater numbers
>>60452039
>"strength and fearlessness"
>putting brackets around your name on Twitter
SOFT
O
F
T
>>60452184
ye otherwise it wouldn't fit
>>60451984
literally the same as yours lad
post pic? haha not in a gay way strictly for confirmation of size haha
very nearly choked to death on my own mucus at a 4chan post just now
>>60451984
6.5'' x 5.5''
Feelsgoodman
>>60451989
>I look thin
doubt.jpg.exe
>>60452073
Al-Khalil is pretty good, haven't seen him do anything in a while though.
>>60452208
>not in a gay way
Yeah I'll bet you fucking bent bastard.
the middle east is filled with barbarians
they only way to fix it is via conquest desu
Harrison > Lennon > Ringo > Mcfartney
i tried so hard
and got so far
but in the end
it doesn't even matter
>>60452246
virus don't read
ffs did loads of sneezies earlier but cant sneezy at all now fuck shit cock bolock
well played, buzz feed
Just entered debilitating paroxysms of guffawing at a combination of letters and words in a post on a Bhutanese smoke signal enthusiast forum
got a couple of big boy exams later this week
listening to music and pretending im the guitar
>>60452303
well played, anon
>>60452320
i think i know who you are irl
>>60452327
*strums you*
>>60452063
Maybe not thin, more thicc
>>60451989
>>60452048
Thanks for the informative reply, just looked and there's a new Mushishi out, can't believe I missed it
wahey got my first match on tinder lads
>that swede that always tries to shit up the thread
>that guy that only ever talks about sex
>kpop posters
>cara posters
>6''4 built like a brick shit house anon
Who else?
Yes I have sins, I'm straight, I'm white, I'm cis and I'm male.
>Just entered debilitating paroxysms of guffawing at a combination of letters and words in a post on a Bhutanese smoke signal enthusiast forum
>>60452355
ahhhh yesssss
How can Japan write really well and memorable female characters despite it being a predominantly male society while the US and other countries have not produced one remotely decent female character in the past several decades?
>>60452374
say hello
>>60452303
my tinfoil is telling me that buzzfeed is just a liberal propaganda machine to reinforce degenerate habits as a passive form of bread and games
how likely is this?
>>60452376
literally all me
>Just entered debilitating paroxysms of guffawing at a combination of letters and words in a post on a Bhutanese smoke signal enthusiast forum
>>60452397
Because nips are true master race
>>60452366
I think you're sucking your gut in but other than that you don't look too bad.
I look similar at 6'' 170
>>60452366
I want to stroke your tummy :3
>>60452397
Because you're a weeaboo.
If I vote brexit, does ISIS win by helping to start the fire that will split up Europe?
>>60452351
nah, you literally don't
UP DOWN UP DOWN UP DOWN UP DOWN
VOTE YES ON BREXIT FUCK THE EU
>>60452374
Say hola, Chica. Como estas?
>>60452366
Bet you I could knock you the fuck out m89. I'm literally 6''4 and built like a brick shit house
>>60452374
>guy in her tinder pic
what a slut
>>60452441
isis shit the bed m8
hopefully brexit will set a trend though
i smoke a fat pound of grass
and fall on my ass, faster than a fat bitch who sat down to fast
>>60452447
is this because you have two personalities, and i am currently talking to the twisted fucking psychopath?
>Room temperature 26 degrees
>Outside temperature 22 degrees
NOW is when you open a window.
Completed one of my main goals today lads, swam out to an off-shore wind farm and back.
Went with tide of course, just in case I got stuck.
Feels very good but I was absolutely knackered.
There is ONLY ONE "I" in aluminum
>>60452525
Literal madman
>>60452522
Do you know a good cheap thermometer?
literally been making minor spelling errors in my posts all day
quite annoying
>>60452431
I'm not actually
>>60452432
Thanks
>>60452482
Doubt. Europeans are all pussies
help
i'm being bullied
>>60452539
yes, if you spell it wrong
>tfw we vote to Remain in the EU
>>60452505
no, it's because if I knew a runt like you I'd have stomped your fucking head in
so unless you're posting from beyond the grave, you don't know me
>>60451984
>>60452182
>>60452241
Do you lads reckon 5.5" girth is thicc enough? Pornstar tier or just above average.
Feels pretty meaty in my hand, hope it fills her up when I e-eventually lose my v haha
>>60452457
why would i listen to a yank's opinion?
>>60452525
Is that true? How far? That's pretty impressive.
>>60452411
There is no greater conspiracy than the subjective opinions of the editors and possibly those of their sponsors.
Then again the money trail could lead to george soros or some shit
>>60452560
The one on your phone
>>60452570
>>60452581
Like pottery
>>60452411
Meh, it's mainly just clickbait for mindless millennials, i think that simply overlaps with a lot of lefty shilling
>>60452586
yeah i defo know who you are then haha
>>60452560
Clas ohlson has a decent selection with Room inside and outside temps.
>>60452602
Because you used to be in charge and then you got cucked
>>60452582
Yanks on suicide watch.
Europeans want Anglo blood, they will bleed us dry!
>>60452642
Don't you ever fucking reply to me again!?!
>>60452376
Someone whose name begins with a Z.
![[wake me up].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/0NO0CPx.jpg "[wake me up]")
