Lads on tour edition
Oh I banter. I banter hard.
>Arsenal offer Leicester City £40 million for Vardy
Proud to postal vote today for peace, fraternity & possibilities, and against retreat into isolation, decline & narrow-minded nationalism lads.
Why do duty-free shops exist? Like what's the motivation to let travelers buy goods and not pay the tax?
>>60442134
375µg
>>60442128
His release clause is £20M
>>60442062
what am i looking at here, sexy? x
just got back from hols lads so bought back some chocco with me from the airport for the coworkers
decided to take a few pieces to the qt at work I fancy
I sit down in an empty chair next to her and give her the chocolate, then ask her about her holiday which she had recently then she asked me about mine, we talked for a good five minutes
she seemed pretty restless, though she'd keep fidgeting with things around her like her headphones, bits of paper etc, does this mean she's nervous around me?
then afterwards she messaged me saying "thanks for the chocolate :)"
lads
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=54O-jvjamvo
>>60442128
he's bringing it home lad
kiara mia 2bh
the gf
>>60442176
probably the most infantile question I've ever seen on this imageboard
>>60442062
When did it happen to you, were you ever with it?
>>60442147
voting leave to cancel out this vote
you lot want to see me willy?
>>60442178
had a very good time at this dose with ket
>>60442196
cute!
>He posted it again
Baffling.
>>60442210
Yea alright
>>60442197
Please can you not judge me and just answer.
internet is slow
>>60442221
>ket
smashed a gram of ket with my mate last night whilst still pinging and got quite fucked
>>60442228
all me
>probably the most infantile question I've ever seen on this imageboard
>>60442178
Lol. Babbys first trip
>>60442274
what ISP do you use lad
Really makes you think
About how much better Europe is these days
>>60442299
virgin media
very appropriate haha jokes
>>60442309
I unironically prefer diversity.
Just not too much of it.
>>60442309
b___k_d
>>60442176
you can charge 10% less on a product, and take an extra 10% home as profit that would of otherwise gone to the taxman
>ask mom to pick up some k-cups while she's out
>asks why i couldnt pick up some k-cups at work
>say because there's only a few starbucks k-cups
>"eww starbucks coffee sucks"
>this is coming from a woman who has bought mcdonalds k-cups
why are normies so susceptible to fall for the meme? everyone knows mcdonalds coffee sucks, people want to take a big fat shit on starbucks coffee every chance they get because doing so is a meme.
We should have given lend lease to the Germans and not some sorgy drunkards fuck rainbow plans should have gone with war plan red.
>>60442350
what the fuck are k-cups
>>60442350
>why are normies so susceptible to fall for the meme?
you're the one who has a keurig though
>>60442274
>tfw mum won't upgrade to fibre
Fuck's sake woman
>>60442309
>no more genocidal, maniac Germans trying to bomb everyone into submission
Agreed tbqh
>>60442381
cups for a keurig
>>60442346
Yes but why?
Why is there a specific exception to everybody else who has to pay the tax?
Memes?
>>60442411
>keurig
a what
>>60442309
I'm uncomfortable around that many people regardless of what color they are 2bh
Need to get back to the mountains soon, don't like people much
the fucks a keurig?
>>60442381
Single serving coffees that you put in the microwave to brew
>>60442437
those meme coffee machines that you use those pods for
>>60442427
>>60442437
Coffee maker
>>60442387
>not wanting to brew individual mugs in a matter of a minute
gf keeps falling asleep
think something's wrong with her
I CAN HERE SOMETHING SPEAKING FRENCH OUTSIDE
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>60442275
yes i remember you were posting haha
a gram is a big dose
>>60442433
take me with you
promise i won't bother you
>>60442350
>ask mom to pick up some k-cups
>asking your mum to get breast enlargement
Top banter lad.
>>60442419
airports are international zones
![kelly-rowland-2[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/LWbsppO.jpg "kelly-rowland-2[1].jpg")
>Check it baby, get it baby, check it baby get it
>Do it baby d-do it, d-do it baby get it (put it in)
>Check it baby, get it baby, check it baby get it (work)
>Do it baby d-do it, d-do it baby get it (GO HARD)
>Check it baby, get it baby, check it baby get it
>Do it baby d-do it, d-do it baby get it
>Don't come around if you gone let me down
>You gotta get it all the way in
>I wanna see you work
What did she mean by this?
Currently downloading hoi4 me mateys
Memes here I come
>>60442477
yeah it was over an hour and a bit i think
was sitting in the back of a taxi back and was absolutely fucked, driver must have though i was mental
then i came back, was lying in my bed and thought i was back in the club
>>60442476
I hear that pig latin every day
Should I do a quick cum before I nap?
>>60442419
I'm not 100% sure what you mean, but usually, airside is considered international land or something like that
>>60442526
FRENCH'D
http://i.4cdn.org/gif/1465202221544.webm
>mfw the european race war begins
>>60442427
Fancy coffee maker
k-cups are just single serving coffee packs that come in about a million flavors.
>>60442484
You can live in the shed out back like the Bosnian guy I work with senpai
Won't even put a dumpster next to your camper, think that was a bit cruel of the owner to do.
>>60442519
i want you take your broom
and sweep the yard
>See pakis driving around new BMWs fully tricked out, custom spoiler, bodykit, wheels, "m sport" badges
>Look at exhaust
>1.5" diameter
Nice 4 cylinder diesel m8
![hqdefault[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/d0bdZaE.jpg "hqdefault[1].jpg")
No matter how much people talk about these memey machines and no matter how much nice coffee I taste I simply cannot bring myself to drink anything other than instant. It's just too convenient.
Why are caramel Digestives the best?
need a shemale gf lads
Fucking hell lads that was one of the most uncomfortable wanks I've had in a while
My room gets no air flow so it's like 35C and 110% humidity so as soon as I started exerting myself, I immedietedly started sweating like madman
>>60442574
Anyone noticed pakis often have nice cars but shit houses/flats
>>60442574
where do they get the money for those cars?
>>60442574
haha yeah I definitely understood this post hahahaha classic banter
warm out
Coffee is vile stuff to be honest with you
>>60442574
>seeing a paki in a car
cause for concern 2bh
*BANG*
>>60442574
>mfw when i saw some tired looking ginger woman with 5 paki kids tired to her
>>60442639
this
it also calcifies your pineal gland
>tfw mummy got an espresso machine with tesco vouchers
Tastes delicious
>>60442618
>4 cylinder diesel 3 series
>nice car
>>60442616
You didn't fall for the open windows and open curtains meme did you?
>>60442616
>not having air condition
british architecture
>>60442525
You had a gram of ket in an hour?
Talking so much shit. You can't move after 350mg because of k holing and 1 gram doses is what doctors use in surgery because it makes you paralysed for some time
Talking so much shit
Basically for those who don't know yet.
>Crow has been stuck in my yard since morning, more than likely a damaged wing
>Parents are definitely circling above as it keeps calling out to them
>Tried to coax it out of my yard when I opened the gate, one of the parents I swear went to take a dive at me before letting out a vicious scream
Oh, and his name is Brandon Lee
>mfw having a smoke at the train station and the nigger beside me starts coughing
>>60442658
>being happy the pakis are breeding while the whites wank in a sock
>>60442574
>knowing about cars
fuck off chav
what's the best website to see hot girls in tights? i think all the tights lads here are making me develop a fetish desu
>>60442694
>yard
fuck off yank
>>60442691
no
gram split with my mate
so roughly half
i was coming in and out of kholes a fair but, dunno how i made it home
>>60442686
I have my windows open as far as they get
>>60442694
no one cares about this utterly awful gimmick
>>60442525
i don't remember much of my last k experience
i remember being in the k world and worrying that when i would leave the k world i'd wake up to find myself being arrested but i was totally cool with that at the time
>>60442689
5 years ago we never needed it because it never went over 20 degrees
The influx of pakis and africans is increasing the average and max temperature, as the country acclimatises to them
>>60442618
They spend money like most other minorities.
Blacks and spics here will often drive $30,000 cars and have an extensive shoe collection but live off of food stamps in the projects or a trailer park
>>60442696
Strongly dislike people who do this desu. Just go outside you lazy cunt.
>>60442619
by contributing to society with their hard work of course :^)
>>60442732
500mg in an hour
still lying
>>60442674
I was talking in general you absolute mongoloid
>>60442728
Girls in yoga pants . Com
>>60442696
Hate it when people cough and don't cover their mouth, scruffs
>>60442728
tights
>People complaining their room is too hot
Keep curtains closed all day, keep windows closed all day.
Room can't heat up if no direct sun gets in and no warm air.
Always find it retarded that people think opening a window to the ___hotter___ outside will cool their room down.
Just because I am a white supremacist doesn't me I can't be a cuckold.
>>60442762
ok x
>>60442746
when i was in the taxi we drove past a place just behind the house i was at and the police had cordoned off a road, and this was at like 5am
didn't know what the fuck was happening, worried i'd done something somehow
>>60442691
Doctors still use ket for surgery over there?
Think they stopped it here due to reliability issues
>>60442465
hit her with something heavy
that ought to set her stupid hormone addled mind strait
>>60442618
They honestly sound just like niggers here
Niggers will often drive a nice car but live in a shack
>>60442618
They rent them, because how wealthy you appear is more important than how successful you actually are.
It's why so manyown corner shops, minicab companies and the like - owning a business, any business, even if it's tiny and failing, is more important than doing well in life. Especially since the government will just subsidise your poor decisions,
>>60442806
this
when will the proles learn
Why do pakis use their hazard warning lights so much?
Like if they pull out in front of you they'll just turn their hazards on and off.
What are they signalling?
>>60442757
I was already smoking when she decided to stand next to me and force a cough
This June lass on pointless is proper mummy material
>>60442844
i'd rather drive a minicab than wageslave at sports direct though, even if it paid the same in the end
Honestly think the FOY/FONT meme is beyond saving at this point, people apply it to anything now
>>60442813
Excellent post
>>60442881
Are you the owned of the 'who fug' gimmick? If so please start doing it again, it was my favourite gimmick
>>60442876
Was it an open or enclosed station?
>>60442881
She's like Debby McGee's even more retarded sister.
>>60442907
You know there are options other than failing business owner and Sports Direct minion, right
>>60442942
Ye
Not for them though
Just had a grand old time fishing all the bumfluff out of my arsecrack because I am sweatyman.jpg
>>60442876
was she a qt?
>>60442936
Open, it's illegal to smoke indoors here
>>60442813
Just because I am a white supremacist doesn't me I can't not be a cuckold.
ftfy
>>60442965
got me again REEEEEEEEEE
>>60442971
illegal to smoke on any train station here, including vaping.
twats still do though
>>60442844
>>60442844
you can modify rented cars
tights
>>60442987
solid post
>>60442806
I don't open my window or the flies will get in
>>60442965
me on the left
Wait it's not illegal to smoke indoors in England?
It is almost everywhere here now
I think Kentucky and Georgia are the last two states that allow it
>>60442817
that's pretty ballsy being ketted out in a taxi
for some reason it's like i have some sort of tourettes and say the first thing that enters my head when i take k so i'd probably call the taxi driver a paki cunt or something haha
maybe not on md though, haven't tried that combination yet
>>60443034
It is
>>60442971
Oh, that's not so bad then. It's still best to avoid it in public areas though as people can get arsey about it.
>>60442965
NO
>>60443034
I know of a couple dive bars here that don't care if you smoke inside
How do I become a masterful /brit/ poster?
>Back home from uni for summer
>family are in the garden talking and having a drink
>decide to join them
>turns to silence for 10 minutes
JUST
>New boss vapes in doors
Should I report him to the police?
>>60443037
no way i was walking back so taxi was my only option
didn't know what was happening for most the journey
>>60443087
FUCK
>>60442999
Only place you can't smoke in Ireland is indoors and on hospital grounds, Don't see why I can't smoke at the train station just because some cunt doesn't like the smell
Hoi4 has just finished downloading
>>60443097
How'd be managed to get inside a door?
>>60443087
Haha
>>60443070
A lot of people seem to smoke cigars in the US so I can see why they'd ban it. Cigars fucking reek.
Most pakis buy an 8 ish year old base 3 series and modify it to look newer along with hiding the age with a shitty incoherent private number plate. Remember they're also the people keeping Armani and Hugo Boss in business so there's really no accounting for taste with these people.
Reporting my boss to the DEA for cocaine distribution and quitting my job tomorrow
the gf reading something on a bench
>tfw 6'4 and built like a brick shithouse
if everyone on /brit/ was put in a steel cage and forced to fight to the death I would easily be the last man standing, genuinely
i sit here sometimes looking at the smart arse posts you little students and neets make and just chuckle to myself because if you ever said anything like that to my face (as if you would dare) you could literally be eating pavement in under a second
think on
>>60443074
get a degree in a musical instrument
>>60443148
good post, i enjoyed it very much
>>60443148
do you ever bully subs?
>>60442062
>we were the only nation to complete all of our objectives of the first day of d-day
#alwayswinning
>>60443055
If I'm standing by myself and you decide to walk up and complain you can fuck off desu, I won't go over to people and light up
>>60443153
already did
i regret it now though
>You were that kid who everyone asked "What the fuck is anon doing here?"
>>60443132
Yea I think it was more an issue of people getting tired of their kids reeking of smoke everytime they went out to dinner anywhere
Sucks though because now I can't have a cigarette with my steak dinner and that sounds excellent
>>60443117
We're not even allowed bins in train stations because or the IRA
Smoking is a no-no
what a bloody racist
>>60443193
Then shut up about it ffs
>>60443199
>You were that kid who got bullied by the geeks
>>60443148
you're a bellend mate
>>60443184
>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Juno_Beach
seems like you had a bit of help desu
>>60443233
I mean she's not wrong m8
>>60442728
/brit/
>have a shit ton of cousins
>every single one of them had at least one cousin they got along with, except me
really burned me up inside
>>60443233
>Uber drivers who haven't eaten for 20 hours
How is that different to regular Taxi drivers who haven't eaten 20 hours?
Oh that's right, she just wants to ride the wave of Uber hyteria for personal gain. Fucking whore.
Finally got a picture of my frog lads. 3 other buggers in there too.
gf won't take my willy out of the chastity cage ;_;
>>60443325
Why would a regular taxi driver not have eaten for 20 hours?
>>60443233
>implying islam is a bad thing
>implying it won't save the island of britain from degeneracy
>I dislike Katie Hopkins
>>60443346
what's it's name?
Literally heard more about RamDan than I have D-Day anniversary
someone list some high quality mature porn actresses
>>60443368
need to appease the skygod by not eating during daylight hours
>>60443368
Regular Muslim taxi drivers will be no different to Muslim Uber Taxi drivers.
She just wants Uber in her headline because she's a slut.
>>60443346
that a fire belly?
Used to have a couple as a kid, then my little sister got caught playing with them when I was away and accidentally smashed them trying to hide them under a decorative rock
>>60443273
>'44
>brits still had war supplies
seems like you had a bit of help too lad
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Canadian_Merchant_Navy
>>60443368
because they are all dirty pakis
>>60443388
Wrong way around.
Liking Katie Hopkins is the euphoric thing.
>>60443403
NEED a gf like the one on the left
>>60443401
that's because you live in a muslim country you bloody racist
just remembered EZ playing will griggs on fire last night
very weird
>>60443403
LEFT
E
F
T
>US/UK: hey we're going to raid a beach
>Canada: oooh invite us too we're relevant we will do something i swear!
pathetic """country"""
>Katie Hopkins speaks so much sense!!!!
>She says what we're all thinking!!!
just dropped off a steaming abo
>>60443371
is gangraping kids not considered degenerate in yankistan?
me n the lads
https://i.4cdn.org/gif/1465195258076.webm
>>60443510
at least they showed up
>>60443392
He's called Nigel.
>>60443428
Not sure mate. I put a pond in the back garden and a mate of mine brought some frogs over from his.
>>60443510
Yes but they're OUR pathetic """country"""
>>60443514
she just spouts controversial shit to get noticed
Is it normal for cats to be sick when they cough up fur?
just come home and my cats been sick a bit, but there was bit of fur too
>>60443546
>a few autists represent the religion
having sex outside of marriage is considered degenerate, unless she is your property inshallah
i listen to anime music more than i do regular music
For me sex is about power and control.
Women offering and giving themselves to me, willingly.
But even so, I take what I want and leave them broken and used.
Best feeling in the world.
Also, no condom and always cum inside.
>>60443704
Same
>>60443642
you do know muslim girls beg for anal sex so they can keep their ""virginity"" right?
jesus fasted for 40 days 2bh
i don't even like islam, but i actually appreciate the idea of ramadan
>>60443605
Ah ok
Probably not a fire belly, then. You'd notice a bright orange underside.
>For me sex is about power and control.
>Women offering and giving themselves to me, willingly.
>But even so, I take what I want and leave them broken and used.
>Best feeling in the world.
>Also, no condom and always cum inside.
>>60443628
Very little of what she says is controversial, common sense just triggers SJW.
>>60443743
>internet memes are real
>For me sex is about power and control.
>Women offering and giving themselves to me, willingly.
>But even so, I take what I want and leave them broken and used.
>Best feeling in the world.
>Also, no condom and always cum inside.
>>60443595
me at 0;13
>Very little of what she says is controversial, common sense just triggers SJW.
tights gf when lads?
>>60443779
>Kiara Mia
My nigga
>>60443764
>I pay for sex from prostitutes
>>60443803
my gf on the right
what is your opinion on mancs?
This game of Pointless is intense
Once fingered a Jehovah's witness at a party while she sucked me off. Even got a finger in her bum and she was fine with it.
Reckon I sent that one straight to Hell
>>60443803
voting stay
glad you cant vote
>>60443757
Nah he's not red. That's beautiful though.
>>60443852
karl pilkington is alright
>>60443870
jehovahs knocked on for me but i said i didnt see what happened
>>60443852
They sound like Australians
>>60443775
I'm french, one of my friends had a muslim girl that would literally hop on a 1 hour bus trip to get fucked in the ass by him whenever he wanted
at some point she had sex with her (Muslim) """bf""" just so my friend could fuck her vagina
>>60443852
salt of the earth
>If reddit was a prime minister
Lads, lets hear the secondary school memories
Smoke these wherever I want
>they fell for the open window meme
>>60443939
Nice fantasy my man.
>>60443912
Ye m8 been waiting on my subpoena for years now
>>60443939
so one anecdote is indicative of over a billion people
alright m8
gonna text the gf
>>60443961
>have windows open on opposite sides of flat
>constant cool breeze flowing through
Feels good man
>>60443949
He is just awful.
>>60443949
>getting my arse kicked all night
>win one match
>"good game"
can't believe I just did that
>>60443949
>this guy is in charge of a whole country
>I'm barely in charge of my own life
FUCKS SAKE
tights lads?
>>60443950
class clown poured a whack of liquid laxitive in the fat lads coke at lunch and apparently the world fell out of his arse when he went
>>60443944
salt is nice on food
>>60444027
gg no re
>>60444036
this desu
https://youtu.be/j8L6ZB7UWqk
Pounding it
>>60444052
>tfw teachers confiscated soft drinks if they saw that you had them in your lunch
There were very few fat people at our school.
>New boss talking about referendum
>Doesn't directly state whether he's in or out
>Says "It amazes me how people will choose to vote against their economic self interest"
"I'm willing to sell out my nation for a some shiny Jew gold" detected.
>>60443963
>>60443980
sorry to break your delusions rasheed
>>60443950
I remember once this lad in year 8 did a fucking huge shit in the school toilets. I was desperate for a wank because I was 15 so I scurried out of science to the toilets and the only one that wasn't trashed as fuck was the one with the huge shit in. End up drawing a girls face on the toilet stall and staring into it pretending it was a teacher, turned around just as I was about to cum and blew my load all over the giant turd.
Word spread that someone had cum on the shit and all of a sudden people started taking turns going up a cumming on this huge shit in the toilets.
Fucking weird looking back on it, can't believe we had an impromptu gay scat bukkake party.
Pulled way more girls as an unemployed shut in than I do now as an independent employed adult
Reckon that's some bullshit I need to correct
>You were that one kid who apparently took things too far and everyone looked at you in disgust while everyone around you did much worse
>>60443950
all the fights that happened were in year 7 and they ended up being the most boring, non-controversial fights compared to the shit i hear that happened in other schools
'specially girl ones, apparently most of the people that went to them lezzed out and fingered each other in the toilets
willy won't work
this may be an issue
>>60444169
>pulling girls
i think i blew my load at uni with this, was 100x easier like shooting fish in a barrel
should i have a cheeky beer tonight lads?
