northern ireland best ireland edition
sara
Fuck anime and cara
cara
https://twitter.com/DailyMail/status/737018453140373504
bought some meme sauce and put it on my chicken
dying here right now, hyperventilating and chugging milk as I type
>tfw in a job where I utilise what I learned in uni every day
haha really got my money's worth, unlike you cunts
>>60448084
If your tinder profile doesn't start with your height you will literally be swiped left by 90% of girls just on that basis.
made a pear, orange and banana smoothy
VERY refreshing and an easy way to get 3 of my 5 a day
Sweaty, sticky balls.
>>60448106
Pale girls always have the nicest fannies. I bet hers is mint. Would deffo eat her out.
>>60448089
maisie
https://youtu.be/sN5R9_omG1Y Unironically listening to this lads, boss tune
>>60447680
I started a job like that. After a few months you'll still hate it desu.
>Boss is a top lad and brings in doughnuts for us constantly and does pub lunches if it's sunny and buys us all a round
>Get a free iphone/ipad/macbook all paid for by the company to use
>Loads of trips to places like London all paid for
>Loads of free shit like clothes
>If I stay for longer than two years get a company car for £100 a month inc insurance
Still want to quit and just travel desu
>coworker says I always wear nice jackets and asks if she can touch it
ah yes, she has become my plaything, I will do with her as I please
WILL NOT buy a Mini product knowing that they employ telemarketers in a fucking dealership
just put my height on my tinder followed by "no fat chicks"
feel like a manlet but at least i insulted fat women as well
>I knew I'd made it when I got a .gov.uk email address
I got a .gov.uk email address for doing work experience at the job centre lol
There seems to be a lot of misunderstanding about June 23rd, and people want to know the facts. Here are some:
You are not voting to leave the EEA or WTO, meaning all of the UK's trade and benefit agreements will remain unchanged should we leave, until such a time that the UK decides to renegotiate them for any reason.
You are not voting to leave NATO, meaning our security agreements remain unchanged. Should we receive an act of hostility from a non-NATO member, then NATO countries are obliged to come to our assistance. This does not change.
You are not voting to leave the UN, G8 or G20, meaning Britain will have the same voice on the world stage as it does today.
You are not voting to leave Europe!! The UK will still, geographically, be part of Europe. Non political organisations aligned to Europe will still extend membership to the UK (I.e. sports governing bodies, and so on).
You are not voting to stop recognising Interpol, Europol and neither are you voting for SIS / MI6 to stop dealing with other intelligence services in the fight against terrorism and global, organised crime.
You are not voting against being able to travel to Europe, contrary to the belief of some fools recently on TV. The UK has always maintained stricter border and passport controls than many EU members. This will not change. You will still use a passport to go on holiday and you will still be allowed entry to countries in Europe. You may even get chance to skip queues by using the non--EU queues at the airport (the only point so far that is my opinion, and not necessarily a fact).
The UK economy will benefit to the tune of £billions in the first year after we leave.
Medical and science research will not simply stop. The UK pays into the EU to then get money back in the form of funding. The UK will now be in control of this money and can choose to fund whatever UK based medical, science, art or other research it chooses.
>>60448139
Really want a job like this. I have a degree in a respected field (join sport psychology + media) but haven't been able to find one.
>pale girl with black hair
The best.
>pale girl with red/blonde hair
Look ill.
>>60448139
What you study? graphic design? Kek
>>60448232
Farming will not lose money because of EU funding being cut. The UK negotiated a rebate of some monies that the UK pays to the EU, in order to subsidise UK farmers. Instead of asking for our money back, we can give it straight to farmers. No change there.
You are not voting against human rights. The EU Convention on, and European Court of Human Rights are not part of the EU. Until parliament passes a new bill of rights for the UK, these will still apply, as will precedents already passed down to UK courts from Brussels.
You are not voting to kick anyone out of the UK or block access to anyone. Neither are you voting to stop recruiting valuable European workers into things like the NHS. Like my other point about passports for travel, the UK is already outside of the Schengen zone and so migrant workers must enter the UK with a valid passport before and after June 23rd. That will not change. British borders maintain full control of who comes and goes. Should someone have the skills to apply to work in the NHS, then they will still be permitted travel and given an opportunity to apply for a job. Worst case, points based assessment, like the US, Canada and Australia use, will come into effect. The UK is likely to negotiate freedom of labour movement though, in exchange for freedom of goods movement.
i'm leaving
don't bother replying, i won't read it
>>60448167
what if I'm 5'6
>sport psychology + media
>>60448232
your mum
>They'd be working for you they said, everything will be better once you've left Secondary they said
>Tfw dickhead chavs are slowly climbing up the social ladder while you're going nowhere
>>60448291
NO, your FUCKING MUM!!!!!!!!!
>>60448031
Talk to girls all the time
none are really my friends though. Never found much in common with them, they often get tired of my lack of interest, or conviction or whatever, or I offend them, by trying to be slick.
They see right through me
How do I go about shagging a 16-18 year old? I'm 24 and good looking but I literally don't know any girls that young. At least not to talk to and it's not like you're gonna be meeting them in clubs or any social circles
Can I just shag one of your sisters?
>>60448270
You are not voting to move jobs nor production out of the UK! The EU actually helped fund the move of Ford Transit production from the UK to Turkey... Yes, the EU helped give UK jobs to people in Turkey by giving Ford a loan of £80m with very generous terms!
What you are voting for is UK sovereignty. You are voting to stay in or leave a political union of leaders and representatives that you British people did not elect. You are voting against a commission of unelected, elite men that nobody at all voted for and yet they make decisions on our behalf. You are simply voting to bring sovereignty back to Westminster, and that is all. If you worry about that because you don't like the Conservative government, look at the reality. Their majority in parliament is very slim. They have been blocked on big decisions already. You are therefore not giving sovereignty to David Cameron, but to the UK House of elected representatives. Do not be fooled by the fear campaigns that are simply run by the wealthy, who need EU money to thrive! Think about the future, and your family's future."
>>60448245
just say goth
>>60448318
my mum is an actual judo black belt, she will whip you boy
>Tfw no literary friends in real life
Why is it hard finding people who read good books?
>the squad were all bantering then the subject somehow moved on to computers
>one of them says only saddos and grandads have desktop pcs these days
>everyone agrees
>then suddenly they all look at me like "oh yeah, anon's one of those saddos"
>they swiftly change the conversation
>>60448245
pale blondes are the best you rotter
>>60448171
ooh luvly
we was discussing diets at work today so i made me a smoothie meself earlier
10 strawbs, 10 seedless grapes, couple dollops of yogurt, single raw egg and a big old heap of milkies
laavly
>>60448232
>>60448270
>>60448326
very good
found a remain leaflet at the door when i got home and chucked it in the corner of my room so mummy n daddy arent poisoned by lies
really hope maisie is ok
I NEED sauce on this semen demon
>>60448275
there is literally no point you being on tinder
sucks but it's just the way it is
>>60448218
>>60448389
this girl is not that hot
if you really look at her face with no tits in sight she looks like a mong. in this picture i've applied a simple litmus test - removing the most attractive part of the photograph proves that this girl is nothing more than a 4.8/10
don't be fooled so easily
>>60448389
me 48 hours into HRT
>>60448351
Not pale, she just painted her face like a retard.
Stoya comes to mind.
>>60448378
fuck off mate. you want a fight??
>>60448418
r u a girl bb?
>>60448397
I fucked a girl off it though?
>>60448418
>>60448425
those big asian titties though
Now to get me some Caveman hookers
>>60448375
Because you assume the good books are the ones you read. Accept that you will almost never meet people who do and you won't like them anyway, we never like those like ourselves. I read books, lots of them. I have about 20 metres of them and literally almost never talk about them to anybody.
pale blondes are extremely good but tanned ones are far better
>>60448418
glad this gimmick is surviving
>>60448047
>Northern Ireland
Thank god it isn't a part of the republic.
>>60448322
befriend some damaged undertale fans on tumblr, meet up with them in a starbucks, enjoy your terrible sex
More needs to be said about the Hibernian agenda
>>60448384
good lass
>>60448432
>pale
>not liking beautiful negresses
>>60448466
really? post her picture
am i normie if i make myself a tinder account? Just got off a 4 year long relationship and dont know what to do with my life
>>60448326
>The EU actually helped fund the move of Ford Transit production from the UK to Turkey... Yes, the EU helped give UK jobs to people in Turkey by giving Ford a loan of £80m with very generous terms!
is this fucking true
set fire to brussels
http://richmond.craigslist.org/etc/5618098865.html
Gonna report these cunts to the BBB, this is clearly not an equal opportunity employer
![alberto-del-rio[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/lnyCMcS.jpg "alberto-del-rio[1].jpg")
>>60448477
alri gorgeous
>that one slightly autistic but at the same time endearing girl who was into you once
why aren't you with her /brit/?
if you lads vote out the krone might break out of its band which would be VERY nice
i say vote out
>>60448384
is the raw egg just for protein, or does it add any flavour to the smoothie?
i don't see it someone help
>>60448495
*notes down that bucks has blonde hair and brown skin*
Need to make a phone call very soon lads.
I hate making phone calls.
>It's an Irish getting roasted edition
the gf made a vid lads
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MKPtFv15lWE
she keeps calling me a turkish muslim haha. he must be one of her firends
>>60448568
This girl never existed
>>60448533
nah that's dog
she wasn't anything special though, don't get me wrong
>>60448561
sh-she's busted anyway ;_;
>>60448584
looking for kev in this photo ngl
>>60448547
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-hampshire-23432322
http://www.dailyecho.co.uk/news/10020273.Ford_s___80m_EU_loan_to_boost_Turkey_factory___and_close_ours/
lads should I put my height in my tinder bio if I'm 6'5"? will it scare the bishes away?
>>60448568
was going to message her on normiebook but she hadnt made a post since 2013
>>60448600
Would be much funnier if the mouse was a potato and one of the books was Wolfe Tone
Who /confident but no game whatsoever/ here
>>60448597
babestation?
ah yes, what a joy it was trying to get to sleep in the heat last night
can't wait to do it all again tonight
>>60448568
Had a bf
>>60448659
so youre a literal autist
I saw the most unfortunate looking lad ever today.
>about 5'6
>incredibly narrow shoulders
>balding
>bad acne and scars
>cock eyed
>Quasimodo posture
>looked like a bomb had gone off in his mouth
>really high voice
Poor lad.
>>60448509
I know the sex is gonna be shit but I just want to do it so I can throw them around everywhere, and at that age it's like they're still quite pure. (STILL LEGAL)
I tend to attract teens. Whenever I walk past some schoolgirls they always stare and do they're stupid giggling and whistling.
I wonder how it would be if I just started talking to them
>>60448597
Don't work for fucking Mini, that's for sure
all rise for our patron saint, dean
*a horizontal man is slowly and dramatically lowered down from the ceiling with a rope tied to his torso as he sways from side to side*
>>60448584
Why did viewing this make me feel deeply uncomfortable
>>60448655
we learned not to waste potatoes after the famine
deano
>>60448663
No, need to phone your mam and tell her I'm having a get together a week on saturday and you're all invited.
>>60448684
bit gay
>>60448693
possibly
I fucking suck
23 years old and literally the only time I've had some action was memeing or lucking myself into it
>>60448584
Just realized how this got me
>>60448694
literally me haha
>>60448766
how i actually don't see it tell me the answer
bruce springsteen downed a pint on stage last night in wembley, the absolute madmen
>So-called """Islamic State""" kills dozens of its own in hunt for spies
dumb pond scum
>>60448694
When did Lena Dunham arrive in the UK?
>>60448108
Dark.
>>60448696
I avoid jobs where I have to use a phone like the plague, it will happen eventually though if I want a better job
>youre welcome to have coffee at my house some time
what did she mean by this
>>60448843
not really tbqh.
>>60448819
IS has some mass purges going on currently?
>>60448794
That's the point m8
There's literally nothing going on and we've all just spent 15 minutes looking at a perfectly normal brick wall
shaved the willy
>>60448799
i saw him the other week. was pretty good desu.
![inbetweeners_jay2[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/DiY7jTc.jpg "inbetweeners_jay2[1].jpg")
>I know the sex is gonna be shit but I just want to do it so I can throw them around everywhere, and at that age it's like they're still quite pure. (STILL LEGAL)
>I tend to attract teens. Whenever I walk past some schoolgirls they always stare and do they're stupid giggling and whistling.
looks like the law finally caught up to thailad
>>60448872
you're welcome to have coffee at her house some time
>>60448888
the whole organisation is falling apart
it's quite nice
>>60448872
She might want the D(ark roast)
>>60448895
oh baka
>>60448694
And I want to see how loud I can make her scream
>people keep telling me I'm a using cunt and only get in touch when I want anything
Wtf, this hurt. I'm not like this at all.
>>60448896
a pic or two would go down a treat
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_ygYvPA9G3o
big choon literally
grown apart from all my friends haha
>>60448906
>22 life sentences
Dat nigga ded
Is Jayposting an elite new meme lads?
>>60448966
I was like "Nah, sorry man"
I only socialise with the crew and the gang
>>60448995
HAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>60448640
God damn, I hate the EU.
>>60449000
>elite
yes
>new
no
matched an absolute cutie lads
not sure what to say to her
>>60449014
wahey hahahaha!
>oh you read?
>indeed sirrah, i am something of a bookwyrm you might say hohoho. most astute of you to notice. how many tomes do i own, i telepathically detect you starting to wonder? well sir, a good 20 metres or so! ah, i see you. wracked with confusion, baffled and bewildered, boggled and bamboozled - what ho!, your mind's eye is saying, what ho!; 20 metres? just whatever does he mean? well, one likes to keep one's mind sharp as his blade, and what better way to do so than amassing each page of my voluminous booklings, stripped free of their bindings and laid flat upon my scrying-desk, lengths and lengths laid out bare, to be scanned with an ruling-stick for their 'orizontal scores in numeral form? t'is a fine thing to do, to gaily jot one's sheaf-digits on a beauteous summer's day; and the knowledge it provides is second to none in importance, for t'is truly the noblest treasure in any godly man's psychic arsenal of figure-facts, no?
>>60449010
you send dick pics to the crew and the gang?
>>60449069
yes
>>60449051
ask her if she lived in the uk if she would vote leave or remain
*pump yer maw*
>>60449079
*submits application*
Anyone else sit in their pants and nothing else after work?
>>60449111
please allow 48 hours for processing
>>60449059
>someone actually took the time to write this
reassess your life
>>60448640
Britain is essentially a country of retail assistants
>>60448583
lad whose idea i stole just had it for the protein; couldnt taste it at all myself so i dont see why i wouldnt again
>>60448592
mesa pale as all getout
>file.png
lisning to ny is killing me again
really like this song
>>60448127
this 2bh
>>60449127
I can wait
always get a laugh out of a good jaypost 2bh
just want to develop an organic relationship with a girl I'm sort of friends with instead of chatting up gyal on tinder
>Ramadan
who's idea was this?
>>60449163
literally this
daily dose of molyneux and sargon a day keeps the pineal gland from calcifying away
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-OdAos8s3XI
Poor lad
>>60449211
allah pbuh
If LEAVE then son we'll have to fight the war of 1812 against the imperialists
>>60449000
Stop trying to make Inbetweeners a thing again, it was utter wank.
Always think Hillary Benn is a woman
alri lads, fancy a smoke?
>>60449132
had a LOT of fun writing it
chortled out loud several times
might have a cheeky play on gta and a few bourbons
>>60449228
top series lad, are you a butthurt northerner or something?
>>60449262
what the fuck is that micro joint
>>60449219
Bethany looks great tonight
>>60449262
literally about to roll my own spliff
Hope thailad is doing alright in prison x
>>60449279
It's pure weed, not half tobacco shit.
I do have low tolerance though and am already on my arse from the codeine I took.
>>60449211
autistic sand krauts
I give her that D cos thats where I was born and raised in
>literally about to roll my own spliff
>Currently reading Atlas Shrugged by the renowned scholar and pioneer of libertarianism Ayn Rand
>A most invigorating read thus far I must say. It truly stimulates ones neurons and manifests an extremely Kafkaesque and bodacious visage through ones mind's eye elevating ones interest to its aphelion
>>60449262
Very aesthetic hand
Wish I didn't have to wait in between wanks
>>60449262
>prerolls
Those kinda waste too much weed for me but they are cool to smoke with a friend. I use an arizer extreme q normally though.
just hacked my lungs up
chopped em right up to bits with a machete
thatll teach the ruddy gasbags
>>60449262
Sort your nails out fucking hell
quite a fan of this gimmick
>Fat girl at work yet again making comments on my physical appearance
Should I just punch the cunt? She commented on me looking weak but is literally fat as fuck.
I'm starting to lose my temper now. I'd have fucked her right off except for the fact I think she just calls me because she feels insecure herself.
Boss has now taken to calling me from other phone numbers in an effort to trick me into answering
Getting pretty irritated. That's a dozen calls now, 4 ridiculous voicemails, and 4 phone numbers and it's not even 3pm. Definitely quitting this job, had enough of this cunt.
>>60448530
0 attraction whatsoever
If it ain't White...
>>60449379
Wish I could stop biting the skin around my nails tho.
>>60449351
was just doing a big fat bully enjoy m8
>>60449487
Rasheed
>>60449481
Confirmed Sith
BREXIT BREXIT BREXIT BREXIT BREXIT BREXIT
>mfw Cornwall thinks they could ever be their own country
had a splendorous day at work and wouldnt trade my job for the world lads
>>60449481
So BoJo is a Jedi?
Found this for poleaboo x
heart beating very hard but very slow
am I gonna die (soon)?
>apply for postal vote to go to my flat in London as I'm still registered at family home
>they send it there instead
retards
complete retards
>>60449490
I wouldn't worry about that at all, it just gives them a slight rugged quality.
THE TORIES THE TORIES
>couple chavs around here
>both got quads
>full sized ones
>loud as FUCK
>have nothing better to do than ride up and down the streets ALL FUCKING DAY
I literally hope they fall off and die so I don't have to listen to this shit.
![brexit-2-june-6[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/63i1Sbo.jpg "brexit-2-june-6[1].jpg")
IT'S HAPPENING
going shops to buy sugary foods so i don't die
anyone want anything? x
I miss when Moretz was actually attractive
>>60449602
sugar free cornetto
>>60449547
I hate it when this happens
Splash loads of cold water on your face or take a cold shower, usually kicks me back up
>>60449536
Even Wales know that would be suicide.
The only reason the jocks might possibly be able to do it is because of the oil, which flatlined not long after they would have buggered off.
>>60449601
I've decided to vote to leave.
Fuck the EU
>>60449602
booty
Why do maggots and worms work as fishing bait when neither are in the water naturally?
>he doesn't live in a gated community with a strict noise ordinance
>>60449598
I have a cunt around here like that and I too wish that he would have an accident.
>>60449486
Sorry
lads should I put my height in my tinder bio if I'm 6'5" or am I too tall for women?
>neighbour decides to take the roof off their garage at 10am
>sound of corrugated iron being dragged against corrugated iron and then slammed on the ground
the worst sound I've ever fucking heard
fucking dickheads and always have been, glad one of them died
Took the gf for a meal in the shard last week and somehow a woman at work found out and she kept making comments like 'oh shes lucky' and 'I wish that was me'
Feeling pretty uncomfortable desu
>>60449649
those niggerlips are a turn off
>>60449611
when she was underage you nonce?
>>60449611
She's been blacked so it's no loss at this point
why are you all so buttmad about the eu? immigration is on blair
>>60449611
>>60448694
>>60448322
iktf lad... just want to ravage a fit 16 year old with a slim body.
Young birds these days look adult. 16-18 can legit have the bodies of 24 year old pornstars. Some of the birds in my sixth form had unbelievable hips and arses, and they were snow pale White girls too.
Wait, I'm just back from a trip to Gibraltar, lads. What's happened to Thailad?
>>60449718
I didn't say that you rude cunt
>>60449676
they fall into water and fish eat them
fish dont care as long as its protein
>>60449598
Are Chavs still a thing? I swear I've never seen any as good as the early 00s one but I'm guessing a smidgen of it remains.
>>60449677
alri grandad lad
>>60449710
>he's never had a blowy from a blackie
>>60449262
How much does bud cost where you live, lads?
>>60449676
DUDE
>>60449688
Not your fault
Dude needs to get off the fucking uppers and sort his head out. He has zero self control and throws a toddler-tier temper tantrum over any inconvenience.
>>60449764
€20 for 3.5
>>60449516
How is that a Rasheed post?
Fuck off shitskin.
>>60449764
€15/g for haze
just started in a call centre and seeing all the people working there for 4+ years or in their middle age is very depressing
>Voting by post
Why? Strolling proudly into your local church/primary school/town hall with the summer sun shining through the leaves of the trees and onto the curly silver hair of the nice old ladies running the polling station and putting a big old patriotic X next to the Brexit box and gently tapping it through the slot with your index finger and ring finger feels much better than just shoving it into the post box and letting some fifth column poo-coloured individual in London sort it - and probably bin it for all you know.
>>60449516
fuck off paki
>>60449832
i am in spain
>>60449737
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2016/06/06/britains-worst-paedophile-richard-huckle-handed-23-life-sentence/
>>60449764
About £10 a gram
>>60449736
>tfw yanks call you a pedo because they're bitter they have to wait until they're 18 to have sex and will never tear up sweet 16 year old arse
>tfw yanks bitter they can't have a drunken one night stand until they're fucking 21
>>60449764
10$ 3.5g of outdoor
20$ 3.5g medical
>>60449764
$20 a g for quality, $50 an 1/8th, $80 a 1/4, $200 a zip
Mids go for as low as $2.50 a g but fuck ditch weed
Unironically like you lads
the gf
>>60449790
>>60449810
Fuck am I supposed to do with euro prices
>>60449863
Boshty. You live sorta northwards? Bit more expensive than that around where I live.
>>60449832
>moving voluntarily
>>60449562
Got the confirmation letter but no ballot yet haha
What are the lads listening to?
me: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b4ebaGMR_xw
>that dank af £3.50 chicken shwarma shop
wew laddos, addicted hehe
>>60449805
Everyone knows that Rasheeds lust after white women
We as a race need to get over the idea that white women are worth saving; they're not
All millennial white women will have gone black at least once, 50 sexual partners is nothing for them, and they've been taught from birth that they are princesses who are entitled to everything simply for existing
I'll be giving my superior white seed to a light skin Latina
It's time to put white women in the bin where they belong
Got a few American snacks to try tonight.
The butterfingers are fucking lush. FUCKING LUSH I SAY
what's with nonces and South East Asia?
don't get me wrong, i love these hoes
>It's a Canadian posts shit music episode
We like to drink with anon cause anon is our mate! And when we drink with anon, he finishes in 8! 7! 6! 5! 4! 3! 2! 1!
wahhey
>>60449966
do you know how stupid you sound?
do you even read the things you type?
what goes through your head when you write this out?
you need to go outside mate
>>60449217
not gonna lie, this
>>60449966
cuck
95% of women find blacks disgusting
staring at this steak in disgust
not eating it desu
>>60450006
Rude
>>60449993
alri, Sloth
>>60449966
alri Merkel
>>60450048
what steak
>It's time to put white women in the bin where they belong
