comfy monday morning edition
/balt/ + /ausnz/
crayon pop
>>60429284
He has to share his thread with Balkans
>>60429285
>>60429276
Good posts
>>60429267
was me
>>60429284
fuck off traitor
it was probs alcohol in the ear drops desu
Need a Choa gf
>>60429315
why did all the new zealanders fuck off to /balt/ while a few aussies stayed?
Thoughts on this?
>>60429329
Kiwis feel more comfortable around other irrelevant cunts
>>60429329
because they lack a sense of humour.
>Flush eyes. If ear drops are accidentally put in the eyes, flush the eyes with water and seek emergency treatment if improvement is not immediate.
Google does like to exaggerate though
>>60429276
You are waifu is a filthy dyke
>>60429316
Just looked. It contains hydrogen peroxide. I think I should be fine.
so tell me /brit/, am i a gay cunt for liking Foals?
lel
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hvu28e2kHv0
>>60429370
pretty much ye
>>60429276
this 2bh
>>60429370
Their lead singer is bisexual, so yes. I actually know him in real life and I've got some dirt on him
>>60429417
i'm lucky /brit/ is full of gay cunts then
>>60429320
>>60429339
I didn't expect any less of comrade Jeremy
ramadan mubarak brit
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gl-NXk_6CQM
EVEN BROUGHYH CAN GET A QT GF REEEEEEE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2fapPPSVSZs
>>60429437
You make this wholesome place sound bad
>>60429470
filtered. bye.
shut up
>>60429470
Fuck off
>>60429489
Me on the right on the left and me on the left on the right
>>60429500
>>60429484
fucking islamophobe piece of shits
fuck youre mom
Send help lads, I've fallen in love with a Chinese girl.
Cara is a massive dyke
>>60429528
Asians usually go for asians, nothing unusual
>>60429524
IMPORTANT MESSAGE COURTESY OF THE PRIME MINISTER OF THE UNITED KINGDOM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kladE7VtHb0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L6Vqju_J4Z8
>>60429538
>dyke
FOY
>>60429284
*pulls you to one side*
look mate, I know you're just having a laugh and a joke, and don't get me wrong I love banter as much as the next bloke, but there are a lot of posters that this will upset, so keep it to yourself in the future yeah?
*pats you on the shoulder and sends you on your way*
vardy is staying lads
>>60429584
>2015
I knew the internet was slow over there but... Wow.
>>60429584
Aw, isn't it nice that politicians still recognise the practices of other cultures?
>>60429419
>I actually know him in real life and I've got some dirt on him
we're all dead interested
>>60429615
Seems like she's munched a few carpets in her time.
need my william sucked
>>60429565
left left, right right
>>60429538
right
>>60429590
left
>>60429615
right
>>60429644
left
2bh
>>60429370
No you're not, they're objectively pretty good.
>>60429419
I only care about the drummer.
>>60429677
top left left
top right right
middle left right
middle right at the front?
bottom left left
bottom right right
2bh
>>60429708
2bh 2bh
dont you all have jobs to go to?
Is it normal to get an erection from looking at your own body?
>>60429739
bank holiday
>>60429739
I'm at my job now desu
Stools are a bit loose this morning lads
>>60429751
It's not winter anymore, get a job you worm
>>60429739
Currently doing the student meme so im off till september
>>60429739
lol
>>60429740
It knows you're about to molest it, and doesn't really object.
>>60429739
Don't you?
>>60429739
nah
No mum>>60429739
>>60429739
it's 8pm you wanker
>all those weak as fuck punches
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0t7PnrelFdY
>>60429739
FUCK
>>60429776
what are we going to do in the mean time xc
Think a baby crow might be trapped in my yard, what do I do? I'll wait and hour to see if it is still there but looks like it might not be able to fly.
PS: Baby crows are cute as fuck
>>60429739
it's 3 am you dozy cunt
>>60429888
>blocking the motorway
just drive around them also reee
and
>caring about American politics
>>60429888
I like how there's always Mexican flags.
>>60429888
feeling the bern alright
um i was wondering if after school if ur not too busy we could maybe um maybe go get ice cream or something
wew
>>60429915
>we
I am likely gonna spend it playing video games, probably read some books and go to the pub desu
>>60429974
*blocks you*
>>60429974
Ice cream? Only if you're paying mate, also 2 flakes not 1, don't take me for a cheap slut.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rNJ05NfM-4Y
>that fucking mountain at 4:40
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rNJ05NfM-4Y
wew
>Glastonbury 2016 to introduce women-only venue
ahh yes the so-called "progressive" regressive left
>>60430029
you know something's completely objective when the title starts with
>The TRUTH about_____
>>60429924
Past year, a blackbird nest fell into my garden. The babies were then reared at gound level by their parents, until able to fly away. Maybe that'll be the same for you? Also, pics?
>>60430036
>>60430029
0.01 BRITISH pounds has been deposited to your account
>>60430046
just say you're a women and if they question you just say they're sexist
>>60430015
I had this exact conversation with my housemate yesterday, fucker got me a 99 with only one flake in it. Fuming
look at this fucking dog
>>60430047
>what is clickbait titling
>>60430083
YOU CAN'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO
>>60429924
Find a number for the RSPCA if it doesnt seem like it has its parents near theyw ill know what to do and might come to pick it up. They did (i think it was the RSPCA) when my dad found an injured hedgehog
>>60430046
>The Sisterhood will be an “intersectional, queer, trans and disability-inclusive space” and will be staffed entirely by people who identify as female, from performers to security staff.
jesus christ
http://news.sky.com/story/1707626/euro-2016-fifteen-terror-attacks-foiled
chances are at least one's going to get through
>>60430138
>>60430046
It will be shite
glastonbury are a bunch of nerds anyway
>>60430083
*tries to look away but a feeling overtakes my body and brings my eyes back to the screen*
https://www.fb.com/827142620679438/videos/vb.827142620679438/1079955448731486/?type=2&theater
me lads
>>60430139
only the best ones will get through
>>60430138
just say you have autismo then they'll let you in
the gf
>>60430188
hahahhahaha
>>60430139
hope one does happen sadly
it's the only way to instill Rorkeism into the general population
>>60430197
Rasheed
would Daesh (or so the called 'islamic state') be in favour or against brexit?
>girl has in her job description that she's a programmer
>assume it means a computer programmer
>ends up that she's a "social media programmer/content co-ordinator"
disappointed desu
Louis here.
My dad phoned up the National Fatherhood Line to get advice on how to deal with me from Angry Scottish Dad
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1hpq4Hwhi02
>I hope a terrorist attack happens at Euro 2016
>but it's because I'm actually against Islam!
>>60430259
favour Brexit
Europe is haram
>>60430259
dont think they really care that much tbqh w/ u
What are those shops called that sell coffee beans. I just got my AEROPRESS and need some beans. I could order online but it's a beautiful day so it gives me an excuse to leave the house.
>>60430291
would love to see all those regressive lefties and progressive righties blown up desu
>>60430295
wonder if they'll try and pull some sketchy shit before it then
>>60430259
apparently
something about being divisive
>>60430259
we believe that it would be irresponsible to risk to economic wellbeing of a country due to a vague view on soverignty. Inshallah Kufir bastard
>>60430052
No phone unfortunately, so you wouldn't advise feeding it or anything?
>>60430130
I can see two adult ravens circling my house, they must be their parents, I'll wait a good hour or so like I said and I'll phone the RSPCA.
>>60430308
supermarket lad
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0gHLfMXb0Yg
really like nigerian and ugandan refugees and immigrants Tbh
think a lot of them are actually quite patriotic and genuinely like this country
good on them
you in the right
>>60430308
stop shilling your benderpress you twat
>>60430220
did you not notice the media shilling here after the paris attacks
>dude they're not real muslims lmao
>dude not all muslims lmao
>dude the refugees are fleeing from those people #noborders lmao
>africans are bro tier
>>60430367
I'm not promoting the AeroPress®. I'm just simply asking for some coffee recommendations for my AeroPress®
>>60430314
fuck off my brother will be there
pakis better not blow shit up
>>60430375
I know but the more it happens, the less normal people will start to buy that narrative.
all it would take for news to emerge that all or the majority of perpetrators of an attack were recent refugees and I think something could happen
I'm somewhat optimistic about this issue though, I can see why people wouldnt be
>I just got my AEROPRESS and need some beans
Looks like the baby crow can fly it just doesn't want to leave my garden for some reason.
>>60430351
>im not an economist i just think britain should be more culturally diverse
ha
>>60429294
> he has to share his land with Malaysia.
>>60430351
Is that the dragons den set?
lmao
>>60430326
>so you wouldn't advise feeding it or anything?
If it is indeed a juvenile, it will be hard to find suitable food. Unless you're willing to chew earthworms and sunflower seeds and spit the purée into its tiny beak, that is.
But I'm pretty sure the adults will take care of their little one(s) before you need to call the RSPCA.
>>60430471
yeah but fair play to him he didn't pretend
>>60430515
holy shit lmao
>>60430518
yes but he then got btfo by our mate claire francis (originally from london) by just flat out refuting that claim
who here /stationary centrist/?
>>60430429
don't really see it desu, think people will just keep closing their eyes and keep ignoring every warning sign because >lmao who cares about politics
then one day you wake up in lebanon and all the fags, trannies and feminists are being hung from lampposts
>tfw warm
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OhrzOWuv3vo
>literally starts out with a greetings to muslims
Loving this "I'm a patriot, so I want a terror attack in our country to wake up the sheeple" meme desu.
>>60429543
>Asians usually go for Asians
Anyone else hate how much they eat when stoned?
>get stoned
>wake up next day
>bloated as fuck
>feel disgusted with myself
>have to take about 4 shits before leaving the house
>When someone upvotes your post on Reddit
>>60430554
eh?
me in the purple shirt and wig
https://youtu.be/OqzN0nqiJyQ?t=29s
>>60430581
Doesn't have to be in our country tbf, just somewhere close enough in Europe
>>60430517
Observed it for a bit more, it can sort of jump a little but not fly well, wings possibly damaged in some way? It's climbing on stuff in my yard and looking up at it's parents but not going higher than my fence when trying to fly.
You think Game of Thrones will take him if his parents disown him?
Also dubs names the crow
>>60430589
They do mostly, though it's more to do with poor English skills than sexual preference I think.
>>60429339
What a lad.
>>60430589
they do desu
t. i live in like a 70% asian suburb
>>60430623
Russel
>D-Day anniversary
>Nothing in the news
>Ramadan
>Top of the news
>>60430603
>smoking weed
Gave it up years ago, it's a waste of time and money.
>>60430619
love it desu
love
it
>>60430623
>Also dubs names the crow
Cortez
don't feel too bad lads
>>60430657
Really need to do this at some point but I'm worried I'll go mental.
>>60430291
if every team gets blown up we might have a chance to win for once
Might go to the new 'za 'straunt in town for 'unch.
>>60430623
Crowey McCrowface
>>60430603
know exactly what you mean. its always the shittiest food too
>>60430623
all cows are called berta
>>60430708
>Not Crowmac Mccarthy
>>60430581
It would be beneficial for a brexit desu
>>60430702
nice brah get extra cha thrown on your 'za for the flavour pop
doing a 'zanya for dins today
>>60430291
>if your enemies look bad, they win
>>60430623
brandon lee
>>60429543
when I was in Seoul I had bare punanny chasing me
>>60430623
Hitler did nothing wrong
>>60430608
got 158 downvotes the other day
>>60430623
Don't you have a ladder or some crates you could pile up against a tree/wall to help Marvin climb to a safe spot?
>>60430787
Idiot, lmao.
>>60430694
>dutch complaining about being shit at football
cry me a river
kholed quite badly whilst still pinging last night desu
very weird experience
>>60430780
ummmm... hello??? im here you know?????
>>60430692
If you keep doing it you'll be much more likely to go mental. One of my friends smoked it every day for 5 years straight and ended up in the nuthouse.
>>60430835
post hairy girls
>>60430801
Well I have a seat in my garden next to a wall which could be used as a good support but definitely looks like >>60430766 Brandon Lee can't fly right. I'll give it another hour or so then phone the RSPCA.
>>60430835
*turns the oven on*
>>60430804
whoa whoa, I wasn't being an idiot, just dumb yanks didn't understand some European terminology
*comments on the weather*
might waste my life for a laugh
>>60430835
Well.. this is awkward .. haha
I like urm.. George Lucas! He's a Jew, right? Oh wait.. not him the other one.
i am SO random xDDD
>>60430645
Suppose it's better than living in a 70% darkie neighbourhood.
>>60430835
literally caused the creation of Israel
if anything you'd be thanking him
>>60430867
*agrees and points out another occasion when the weather was similar*
>>60430881
>>60430835
awkwaaaaard
my porridge is too runny :(
>>60430888
*takes your spork*
love how australians are having floods now after months of making shite jokes of us flooding
>>60430837
True, it's been almost seven years now and my brain is definitely worse off for it. It's become such a part of my daily routine though :/
>>60430912
serves you right for being a gobshite
Why didn't he run for re-election?
Is he going for PM?
>>60430914
*stabs you with my knork*
>Richard Huckle given 22 life sentences for abusing Malaysian children
nonces BTFO
*you become a bender*
*watches with disgust*
ahh no....not impressive at all....
>>60430962
why do they do this? don't they know it's only possible to serve one life sentence? how do they expect him to do the other 21?
>tfw no cute jap bf + cat to cook with
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2BgtftaJAWA
the gf
>>60430993
in case one of the charges gets dropped down the line I think
Hoi 4 today lads. Who /Nippon/ here?
west-africans are bro tier
>>60430993
A life sentence doesn't always mean your whole life, it can be as low as just 15 years.
>>60430962
Christ he lived near me.
>>60430138
what a time to be alive
Voting for brexit even though applying for european uni for masters, hopefully I'll be amongst the last getting free education haha
Are crows a vengeful species of birds lads, how long would they hold a grudge if this incident with Brandon Lee ends badly? A fuck tonne of crows fly over my house and I kind of don't want to get a bad reputation among them.
>>60431027
konnichiwa brit-san 7(^-^)7
>>60431079
they are the smartest bird species no meming
>>60430138
what the fuck lads
>I have a person that is giving me some trouble. They are slandering me and trying to give me a bad name. They are going around saying I shouldn't be near kids or there kids. They are trying to get me kicked out of the local clubs I help with.
>I have the backing of the head people of the clubs. Is there Legal action I can take against this person? They are trying to ruin my good name.
Reminder that Kev may be a nonce
>>60431091
ARIGATO GOZIMASSS
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Richard_Huckle
>In addition to Ashford Baptist Church, Huckle was also a member of a church in London belonging to a particular ethnic community which cannot be named for legal reasons.
SHUT IT DOWN.
>>60430138
>identify as
yes that's me hello ladies!
I am a Scot and I will be seeking reparations from the English for historical abuses inflicted on my ancestors
*does a poo*
>>60431136
>a particular ethnic community which cannot be named for legal reasons.
>>60431193
BUILD WALL
>>60430866
What did you say?
>Ramadan?
might go and stroke my willy and see what happens
>>60431193
I'm 1/4 Scot does that make me mulatto?
Ayyy it's this time of the week again
>Weekly Echos/ Revs pics
haven't slept at all lads.
>>60431265
>No slags from echos
About right...
>>60431265
they all look odd except the guy on the left
>>60431265
ECHOES
went to the gallery the other night for the first time, fuck me that was an experience, you ever been? ropiest place I've ever set foot in
the worst part was they had the cheek to charge £3.90 for a pint of Kronenbourg!
I WAS A POOR NIGGA
NOW A RICH NIGGA
GETTIN PAPER NOW YOU CAN'T TELL ME SHIT NIGGA
division 6 already
these people suck at this game, only lost once and it was damn close
Alright lads
I had a dream I sucked my mates dick.
It was a proper fat cock and I deepthroated it too, woke up really horny.
Am I gay now?
>>60431362
>now
>>60431336
>gallery
The dead one pretty much opposite the shopping centre?
Been in before, but not on a Saturday.
>this is your average echos slag
>>60431360
it doesn't get hard till div 2, everyone is in div 1 & 2
>>60431362
yes
Operation Beard is coming on strong
>tfw the dentist is making a racket
>>60431374
yeah mate, trust me you don't want to go there
this was a friday and the locals were fucking feral
there was a big punch up in the women's bogs, blood smeared all over the walls
sent a girl a friend request and I know she's always online and probably wants to show the friend request to her friends and laugh at me
should I just cancel it and keep my pride
>>60431374
Left is a fine seminal sentinel.
>>60431362
did you swallow
tights
>>60431360
in fifa?
>>60431396
did that once, r8
might do a cheeky download of hoi4 later on
>>60431360
What game?
>>60431374
>this is your average slag in revs
And people wonder why echos is only good for a 3am entry when your drunk as tits and just want a shag at any cost...
>>60431397
Regular blood or vaginal blood? I need to know as one, and only one, is my fetish.
>>60431396
tim must be warm today
anything on telly lads
putting the fan on to circulate the air in the room
>>60431398
too late
besides that will only show that care
just act like it's not a big deal and you forgot about it completely
>>60431441
there was a punch up
why on earth would it be vag blood you utter weirdo
>>60431396
who is this incredibly uncomfortable looking man
25 lighters on my dresser, yes sir
I gots to get paid
>>60431447
D A I L Y P O L I T I C S
>this is your average slag in revs
>>60431468
You did say in the womans toilets tbf, I was hoping that's what started it, some woman just smearing it on the wall as some sort of feral fighting initiation.
>>60431441
shagged that one on the left before Tbh
>>60431238
called a 4x4 a "jeep"
>>60431447
your mum
>>60431493
the one on the right is pretty attractive
>>60431493
wew
>>60431398
Dont cancel it, leave it hanging in the wind, a proud statement of you masculinity.
Like hanging your stinky ball sack out your fly, as it flaps blissfully in the wind scattering children and parents alike in the local park.
Real talk though, never send her a request unless you are already close, wait for her to send you one or don't be fucking facebook friends.
>>60431493
me in the centre left looking nervously at the camera
>>60429601
Im represetitive from /balt/
kys.
>this is your average slag in revs
>>60431497
me too waheey
>>60431503
I know.
my gf
>tfw only seen it now
missed my chances for an easy shag lads
>>60431435
goldstar for (You)
>>60431445
https://youtu.be/Ke79oGJrvvk?t=10m39s
does look quite hot
>>60431477
timothy james byrne
>>60431513
Will remember this thank you
if I had one wish it would be to expel the normans from /brit/
>this is your average slag in revs THAT WILL STARE INTO YOUR SOUL
>>60431530
>me too waheey
delet
feel rotten lads, hayfever's knocked me for six and I've had an injection in both arms
just put me down
>>60431537
You would have fucked it up anyway, be real.
>>60431530
Dude on the left looks like he's being sucked into a black hole.
>>60431383
Only seen one division 1 person and he was playing on advanced ffs
>>60431441
Guitar Hero.
Haven't played since the rivals channel update
's fun
>>60431575
why do you keep posting this, khan was two weights below canelo, of course he was gonna heem him
>>60431537
>sex for a six piece of chicken nuggets
>this is your average slag in revs
>>60431586
Ah right, really want to play it, but fuck spending £80 when I've got other shit to be buying.
>>60431547
>Byrne
>Irish name
>Kev
>Another Irish person
All the best /brit/ memes involve mentally challenged Irish people
>>60431594
I've only posted it once before. Also, it's to illustrate that Rasheeds like Khan are delusional.
>>60431547
what the fuck is he doing
>>60431594
and Khan was outskilling him up until that point lmao
going to stroke benis
SEE THROUGH
>>60431618
where'd you get the £80 number from?
I paid under £40 back in November, black friday I think.
>>60431637
Having a mental breakdown.
>>60431622
and I'm the one who makes them memes.
(check the archives 6 months ago)
>>60431637
recording the same three 20 minute videos everyday on his youtube channel
https://www.youtube.com/user/MrTimmyUk/videos
>>60431547
He's really losing the plot 20 minutes in
>>60429363
is that annie clark?
>>60431655
£80 for the game and controller atm.
>£30 on Tesco
>out of stock
O
FUCK
F
>click on facial compilation
>its that one long guitar solo again
>>60431693
no thats the hispanic girl from fast and furious
>>60431555
Its not just unfounded "alpha/beta" shit either.
Once you have sent the request, its basically like showing interest.
If you fail to engage her irl after that then you will come across as pathetic or creepy.
Aside from that its almost like showing your desperation, why the fuck would you need to add someone you don't know? You're cool as fuck with lots of friends right?
Any attempt to engage her over FB itself comes across as shy and pathetic also, plus you can't really get to know someone or correctly gauge their true response to your messages.
I'd avoid it, get to know them in person first, then use it to make plans or do some subtle flirting.
>>60431547
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5wA6_g2mhdE
wat
r8 lads
Having a listen
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cl2nLYnTMTE
>>60431654
PAKI
>>60431704
you mute compilations and put on a more suggestive audio track
fuckin noob
>>60431747
what the fuck is that in the middle
>Implying attractive people go to clubs
>>60431747
I want one of them to be my gf, I don't mind which one
>>60431653
crass degenerate, I hope you pull it right off
>>60431761
>implying you wouldn't
>>60431774
A classic case of a fivehead.
>>60430844
best i can do without jenny getting mad
>>60431774
she looks like she's about to read you your future.
>>60431730
Well she was all over me at the club, taking pictures and shit I didnt really respond much to her, she knew my name I didnt know hers
texted this girl off of tinder late into the night
need something cool to text her now
doing some RANCID farts lads
>>60431774
that would be the so called gf
>>60431795
I genuinely wouldn't.
I wouldn't touch her with yours.
Meds and slavs are the only non-whites I find even remotely attractive. Oh and japs.
chebs tbqh
http://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2016/jun/06/netherlands-eu-immigration-liberalism-european#comments
looks like the cloggers have had enough
>>60431799
Little late there lad but appreciated none the less.
Why won't our uncompensated cavalier get mad over that?
>>60431795
me in far right
>>60431668
>recording the same three 20 minute videos everyday on his youtube channel
I felt like i was fucking losing my mind watching those videos to try and find the important ones. All he does is mention the same handful of events after singing a song at the start. Quickly gave up. I did enjoy when he started acting tough around the DPD man though
>bullying a mentally ill man
ugh... poor tim
>too hot
>put the fan on
>it's now too cold
can't bloody win haha
need to call and change my doctor's appointment because i can't be arsed to get out of bed
>>60431799
But where do I put my penor
>>60431856
Who's bullying him? I'll fly kick the cunt.
>continent is being consumed by zombie outbreak
>British Isles are still safe
>going to Kelso
Not even once
>>60431875
True Brit are lad.
>>60431875
haha
maede me thynke
>>60431833
>the far left
>>60431833
Me in the back
>>60431904
Does she have aids?
>>60431913
>support a right wing movement
>>60431940
back of my head on the right
>>60430912
Mine was too I ran out of porridge and wasn't enough left for the right consistency.
>>60431816
She might be wondering how you managed to find her then?
Best bet is to get her number on the night you interact with her, people change when they sober up.
Wait a fair while, like over a week, and if she hasn't cancelled the reques t(you can tell this by whether or not you can send her another one) drop a really casual line like "have a good time at x last week?".
You never know, she may actually be busy but I've done similar before and realised my mistake.
>tfw willy bends 30 degrees left
>1 missed call
>1 new voicemail
>>60431913
oh dear I wouldn't want to be accused of being right wing
remain for me, methinks
no matter how angry England gets after a remain vote ukip can't do much better than they have done because you don't use PR.
>>60431818
Dickpic
>>60431998
haha probably from bending it up your boyfriends arse ya big bender
oh, top gear was on last night
shit
>>60431989
Saw her name and recognised her face on a comment, dunno about sending a facebook message to her, might fail hard, would you recommend it? Maybe I'll just wait a few weeks might see her again on a night out.
>>60431913
Whoa my brain is doing a whole lot of weird thinking
It's saying Britain should stay in the EU
Don't trust it tbqh
>>60432041
Actual Top Gear? I don't have Amazon Prime anyway
>>60432063
Could be for the best if you do like her.
When you bump into her next, after a while of talking, bring it up as though you just remembered, pretend to be annoyed about it in a cheeky way.
>pretty pornstar
>deliberate looks bored to show she's better than this
>>60432229
name?
>>60429924
>yard
probably kill yourself my man