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Our Liz edition
cara
To rule yourself is the ultimate power
>>60432033
i want to know what you look like
I hope you've pre-ordered your copies of HoI4
thicc
>>60432052
average enough to not get noticed for better or worse 2bh
Don't want people to die, but terrorist attacks at the euro would really help brexit's odds tb h
Asuka.
our nige
i grow tired of the chon lads
into my 3rd day clean after smoking ~2g a day for 2 years, this is hell lads
r8 lads
Got vaccinated for Hepatitis A and the nurse had a go at me for not getting my Meningitis ACWY vaccine when I started uni haha
how do you fix a bent willy lads? Reckon it's getting worse
>i grow tired of the chon lads
>>60432057
I pre ordered the dlc :^)
me dangling from the ceiling
>>60432121
she's trying to give you autism lad
What the hell is hol4
me on far right
>>60432130
Stop being a bender/nonce
>Get to use computer for exams cuz dyslexic
>they forgot to turn spell check off
Literal free marks desu lads
>>60432162
>taking an exam where you get marks for spelling
post more club photos
>>60432025
>American Spirit cigs
RUINED
>>60432137
why
>>60432153
Not helpful lad this might get serious
>>60432162
Real subjects don't mark exams on spelling and grammar
RATE
AA
T_T
E__E
>>60432120
the whole Charnwood borough needs to be nuked
>>60432025
>those cigs
>>60432205
>>60432153
>>60432120
what's going on here
going to go make a cup of tea
typical british bloke here haha
>>60432218
Wouldn't complain. Just let me fuck off back home first though.
>>60432230
So faggoty event 'pride of charnwood awards'
Brandon Lee won't move from a plant pot now.
poo just came out in one massive log and was half way up the bowl
thanks for reading
France has fallen
>>60432033
this 2bh
>>60432257
honestly if Loughborough got wiped off the map tomorrow I doubt anyone would bat an eyelid
i am sat in my large garden and it is warm
>when the squad are out all night posting snapchat stories and you're at home wondering where tf your invite was
>>60432278
looks fine
>>60432302
FOB
>>60432311
me second from right
>>60432311
great photo
mornin' lids
>when you till ya boy which girl your into and he go speaks to her and flirts with her
>>60432323
It has a population of 12 million and is falling by 400k a month
>>60432278
wish I could be arsed to learn how to play this
it looks fun once you understand it all but at the same time it looks far too autistic for me
https://soundcloud.com/data-transmission/dominica-gotta-let-you-go-2015-edit
this was sick whilst pinging haha
>when the squad are roasting u hard and u gotta put on that fake af smile and try laugh it off
a badger just walked into my room. now I think hes in my kitchen
this is probably one of those times where I actually should do something
So lads I applied for loads of totally random jobs and just got an interview to be a quality inspector. I don't even know what that is desu
>>60432395
just like a really good inspector
>when u at da club and ya boy starts getting with another girl even though he got a gf with a baby on the way
>>60432395
You're going to stand at the end of a conveyor belt and put vegetables into boxes according to size, shape and colour
>>60432392
>>60432392
good post
haha got a little tear in my eye watching this lads
getting soppy haha
https://www.fb.com/BuzzFeedNews/videos/1163291030358580/
>>60432385
just let him sort himself out mate
don't interfere with nature
>>60432395
you sound like the man for the job
>>60432025
>falling for the tobacco jew
>falling for the american tobacco jew
really hope not
>>60432392
*turns off the oven*
I will spare you today, shekelberg, you have done well.
>>60432392
what an ugly kikess ew
What videos of Tims does the dentist feature in lads?
LADS I NEED SOMEONE TO REPLY WITH AN IMAGE OF SOMEONE BEING ANGRY AND REALLY REALLY SAD AT THE SAME TIME TO THE FOLLOWING POST:
I NEED ROSE TO BE MY GF
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6iI9CUE9g14
>>60432351
is this lad a joke? why the fuck is he always sweaty?
how's /gf2016/ going lads
>>60432441
what happened to the guy who always used to post this when kpop was mentioned
miss that guy, he's sorely needed
>>60432464
it's in quite a few tbf
>>60432466
oi, leave are tim alone
>>60432392
Janny gonna have a conniption fit when he sees this tbqh
>>60432422
Kek, probably. I'll do it though I need the £££
>>60432376
once heard this whilst bouncing off the walls and near shed a tear https://soundcloud.com/casanova_tony/tony-casanova-gabriel-vitel-something-change
TEABAG FIRST
THEN WATER
THEN SUGAR
STIR
THEN MILK
THEN COLD WATER FROM THE TAP
STIR
>only zombie free countries are Australia, NZ, UK, north american countries, and Japan
>>60432494
It's me, I just got bored of doing it.
what was that thing the jew posted anyway?
>>60432530
World would be a better place if only those countries existed
turns out 2/3rds of the netherlands is fine with racial profiling
who /racist/ here
>>60432541
irrefutable proof that the holocaust was a hoax
>>60432457
https://youtu.be/RStsqlRjIUk?t=11m25s
there's a few where you see the dentist too but cba to find them in my TB playlist rn
PAN
NICE AND HOT
DONE
>>60432464
Hands off you fucking dirty Lebbo scum. Rose is my gf
>>60432521
I use an infuser with loose leaf earl grey and lavender.
Black, no sugar.
had to walk past my exes apartment in Barcelona at 3am this morning and I noticed the door to the building was open so I went inside out of some morbid curiosity. Last time I was there was in October haha what the fuck is wrong with me
Rage issues boss has called me 6 times between my cell and home phone (it's only 7:30) and started leaving messages yelling about covering some other cunt's shift today
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PB4Nby2Ai-g
>>60432441
it's so dense
I always liked the guy on the far right who touches the arse of the guy in front of him then grins
>tfw she will never EVER give me a chin job
>>60432590
wot
>>60432562
>everyone taking the piss out of him
wew
>>60432516
very nice
opus - eric prydz got played yesterday and that was fucking sick, hadn't heard it whilst pinging before
>>60432604
oh fucking hell it's douglas carswell in drag
>>60432597
I remember going through a few times of not noticing anything new, before finally realising that slowly rising man has a slowly rising wife
>>60432457
Dentist appears in a video on January 27th i think. he mentions it constantly. Its an Asian dentist so Tim might just be racist
>>60432604
amstel mentioned
>>60432570
yeah righto mate if it ever came down to exchanging hands youd be in the fucking ground
>>60432562
thanks
what is actually wrong with him? scizho?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WlzY6cWpoMQ
my jam x
>>60432562
holy shit, all that tension
>I do but you're in the way.
>o-okay after you
>>60432644
hahah what the fuck
never noticed that before either, that's hilarious
Really hungry
>>60432657
Amstel can fuck right off tbqhwyf
>>60432685
wew
>>60432562
feel quite sad about this
why the fuck would you live across from a dentist
I've had about 13 gfs in my entire life
lads the gf is bullying me again
>>60432606
What are you confused about m8
>>60432570
What is this bitch up to these days?
Reckon I'll quit my shit job this week, about to follow up on last weeks interview anyway
Not worth the trouble aha hope the owner has a stroke x
>>60432650
just a paranoid schizophrenic desu, don't think he's a racist
he's got issues with literally everybody the poor chap
>>60432669
ye paranoid schizophrenic
>>60432710
show her your cock, be dominant
>>60432701
FONT
>>60432562
>he's applying to the xfactor
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n8CYAXRGuxU
>>60432441
>>60432494
>>60432597
>>60432644
>>60432679
>>60432716
I was wrong to have closed that webm on first inspection.
>>60432755
I tried but she put it in a chastity cage and laughed at me
I was in a hostel in Madrid, having a shower when a massive group of Brazilian teenagers came in. Probably about 14 years old. Making an absolute fucking racket, pissing me right off. When I came out of the shower they were all just standing about bollock naked and not on the slightest bit bothered that's a man they didn't know was also there. Weirdest fucking thing lads.
>>60432562
he should get with that crazy russian bitch who posts like 20 videos a day of herself babbling nonsensically at trees and shit
>>60432597
how have I never seen that before
>>60432737
he reminds me of that yank girl
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCL79CpiRN8papRyenMEq30g
>tim has an instagram too
https://www.instagram.com/timmysongs/
>a twitter with 20k tweets
>a facebook with 1000's and 1000's of selfies that he uploads daily practically by the hour
>a youtube channel with plenty of daily 20 minute videos
fuck me, he must really spend every waking moment recording his life yet doing nothing at the same time
so sad!
>>60432833
Fuck off nonce
>>60432562
>why are they banging on their own door?
>they can't just behave like this and expect to get away with it
>>60432833
was their any fit berds?
oh god
>>60432833
did they have big knobs
>>60432838
link
>>60432859
how can he afford the flat?
might text her asking how her weekend was
opinions?
>>60432907
bennys
>>60432859
my sides
>>60432871
only lads. Well there were loads of girls walking around in towels and underwear but females bad separate bathrooms
Can not imagine that level of comfort being naked with all your classmates and strangers
>>60432920
ask her in person so she replies
>>60432859
>its the exact same photo day in day out
how did you discover this specimen
good morning lads
>>60432935
currently don't want to see her in person unless i'm very intoxicated though
she wants my willy but i think she's doing that thing where they get you to double text to make sure you're still interested in them
fucking girls i swear
>>60432931
Suspiciously sweaty
>>60432969
dont play their games
>>60432859
who is this bloke and why are you posting him
oi oi oi lotta hate speech here lads, me thinks I oughta be inna right mind take this to the constable aye
lmao how does it feel to live in an impoverished cuck-cuntry?
>>60433005
yeah but i want to shag her so i might have to
>>60432949
should be a captcha
>>60433013
I don't think you're one to be bantering about totalitarian governments m8, given the state of your domestic situation
>>60432931
you should see his facebook
https://www.fb.com/tim.byrne.505/photos?pnref=lhc
>>60432949
honestly can't remember but it was somewhere on the chon, probably /britfeel/
>>60432907
seems like from his old videos where he still lives with his parents that they're well off, probably living off them
he also seemed to have a decent career before his breakdown :(
http://www.starnow.co.uk/timbyrne1/
>>60433011
find him interesting desu
>>60432134
she accepted the request there now, should I send her a cheeky message or wait
>>60433013
PC Plod here
fuck off Yank, these lads have been granted diplomatic immunity by Her Majesty the Queen
ramadan mubarak /brit/ :3
*sends letter bombs to people on the internet who have wronged me*
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6EY-PFIPnWE
>>60433075
>extra in Todd Margret, TV for C4, doctor
wew will have to rewatch
Fucking hate my life everyday
>>60433075
>all those profile pictures in the same spot
fucking hell lmao
if you hold down the right arrow it's like going through one of them "photo every day for x year" videos
>>60433075
>extra in Phone Shop
might go and watch it again see if I can't spot are Timbo
>>60433075
How does he accumulate so much sweat, seriously lel?
>>60433122
Dude record if possible.
I was at a club Saturday night and and this girl came up to me and just said "you're so pretty". Then she took my hand and led me outside to have a fag with her.
Managed to lose her and didn't even get with her. Hahaha fml. She was a genuinely fit Ukrainian-German that grew up in Spain. And I somehow blew it when she basically opened her legs and said put it in me. I'm a disaster
>>60433075
>Studied Physics at University of California, Santa Barbara
really
>>60433153
>Dude
good boy
>>60433155
normie btfo
>>60432889
refbatch
dunno if shes still uploading, but last time I checked a few years back she had something like 40,000 uploads. most were just ~5 second clips of absolutely nothing. and the rest were just her spewing complete nonsense. the descriptions would have the most spectacularly mangled english imaginable. frightening stuff
europe is done for
>>60433187
Not even a normie. Only shagged one girl and not since fucking October. Can't believe I lost her in the club fucking hell
need to go back to sleep iah
I have my sins, I'm straight, white and cis. Not to mention a male.
WTB: anyone over 6/10 in appearance willing to suck on my willy at any time required
>>60433282
yes you are a normie fuck off
>>60433254
What game is this desu?
>>60433282
>Can't believe I lost her in the club fucking hell
loooool wind your neck in soppy bollocks
>>60432689
Me on the left
>>60432025
Organic smokes I find really bland.
Camel filters myself.
>>60433304
You're the normie go fuck yourself
>>60433330
We must not interfere with the markets
>>60433329
Victoria 2 with the Apocalypse 1836 mod
>>60433330
>we must not interfere in the markets
:^)
Reckon it's pretty gross that women drag a stinking bacteria infested snotbox around with them all the time and once a month it ejects a bunch of blood and half a baby
>>60433357
how am I a normie?
NORMIES
>>60433075
when i see tim, i just think of this
>>60433383
Because I said so and that's how this works.
Fuck off normie you are not welcome here.
was wondering why my internet was slow until I realised Steam was downloading some games lol XD XD
doing nervous farts
that fucking epl webm is better than an encyclopedia. I've seen it like 50 times and each time i spot something new
New gimmick : we pretend to be yanks
gnarly wave dude, surfs up! cowabunga!
>>60432859
this is pure madness
>>60433126
I hate you everyday too.
>tfw always reluctant to check my student email in case my Tutor is yelling at me in an email despite the fact that he has no reason to
Anyone know this feel?
>>60433471
RADICAL
>>60433409
haha have a gander at this normie lads
hes very upset
>>60433471
totally tubular!
>>60433471
dude molly and edm raves lmao
>>60433471
care for some tea?
just gotta warm the water!
how's ramadan going so far lads
>>60433510
Yep, 4 years without checking my emails
Led to me being suspended for a week because there had been a problem with my student finance not going through properly and I had no idea because if ignored two months of emails from the uni
>>60433540
t. yank on tour
>>60433510
Yes, anything like that, receiving an email from a tutor, or having to send one, just gives me nervous farts
>havent had sex since 2012
hmmm probably just chuck me in with the virgins x
>>60433548
absolute madman
>>60433529
Could have fucked a really hot girl and I didn't even get a tongue in my mouth, yeah I'm upset :(
You're still a normie though
Boss keeps calling
I keep not answering
Christ I've dumped gf's for being less clingy
>>60433471
Howdy little doggie, on a day this fine why don't ya'll head down to the beach? Maghty fine day for some tubular surfing.
I spose.
Danger is my middle name. last too. and my first
my name is Danger Danger Danger
>the fuck were my parents thinking?
>>60433540
tea? naw dude make mine a cawfee
put some butter in there too brah, tight
imma go wholefoods then target
>yanks
>no kettles
>poms
>no A/C
>washing machine in the kitchen
barbarians the lot of you
>>60433547
I literally never bothered to look it up and I still don't know/care what ramadan is so is it important or not?
doing a text girl
>>60433471
think you need a good ol' knuckle sandwich
>>60433610
good post
got a call from my mum yesterday lads, the dog had to be put down. ;_;
Never having another pet. I was only gone for 2 months and this is what happens
>>60433599
high voltage
>>60433586
hi it's your boss you're fired don't speak to me or my establishment ever again
>>60433593
>Howdy little doggie
>>60433621
of course its important you bloody islamophobe
>>60433610
we also have 1, maybe 2 weeks of summer
>>60433610
where else would you put the washing machine
>>60433666
do you know what a pom is, clogger?
>>60433606
Well sir, now ya'll make me wanna budder burger.
But doctor shekelsteinburg said I need to limit it to only 5 servings a week.
>>60433644
RIP in piece pupper
got a call from my dog yesterday lads, the mum had to be put down. ;_;
>>60433610
>Australia
>massive fucking spiders living on the wall and you're just cool with that
Nah, absolute savagery
>>60433658
thank fucking god m8 I can be a real person again
>>60433671
in the fucking laundry you dumb pom
>>60433678
the weather is largely the same
>>60433690
Spiders are actually bros though.
(Am not a spider)
>>60433687
I thought they were the same person lad?
>>60433644
*pours one out for the pupper*
*gets on hands a knees to lick it up*
it's what he would have wanted
>>60433664
Eh, I doubt it. The name of it sounds stupid.
>>60433725
t. lying spider
>>60433725
t. Spider
Not fooling me you 8 legged freak
>>60433725
>(Am not a spider)
HIGHLY SUSPICIOUS POST CONTENT
i like it when the irish interact with each other on the chon
very comfy reading
here is my list of things to do today.
get an application form from Iceland, fill it out and hand it in to the nice lady at the till.
go to Natwest and inquire about keeping my bank account as a Student account since I have one more year to go of university and am not a graduate.
hand my application form in to Oxfam. call the other charity shop, speak to the manager about volunteering there.
call up the waffle house that is opening up and is looking for staff.
smoke weed and play Hearts of Iron IV in the evening.
>he doesn't keep a hunstman or 2 in his bedroom to take take of fucking moths, flies and mosquitos during summer
they mind their own business and do good work. They literally don't come near you.
>>60433787
>Iceland
>handing it to a fucking till monkey
>not the manager
>>60433736
delet this u bigot
>>60433663
Sah are you taking liberties? I demand satisfaction for your conduct!
Hotdog eatin contest at dawn. Ya'll can choose the venue, but it muzt be sgooder accessible.
Now I will say good day to you sah.
>>60433725
fuck off eightleg
>>60433788
>having mosquitos
what's that like, moderately annoying or actually annoying.
having a hoedown
>tfw everyone who disagrees with me is a paid shill
>>60432025
>not smoking Benson & Hedges Gold
Crypto-Yank detected
>>60433788
fuck nature
>>60433788
Yes yes we know that you have excuses. But it's fucking savage. Thankfully we don't live in a country that requires us to allow monsters to love rent free on our houses.
>Australia
>first world
Pick one
>>60433834
i'm from Melbourne so it's less annoying here than in tropical parts. We had very small amounts of malaria in the very very very northern part of QLD up until the 70s.
hoe down
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2mU2wv9Z88o
if she puts a smiley in the text does she want to suck my cock
>>60433838
Now swing yer partnur to the right!
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TYgOlqinH7A
absolute tune
really like accusing australians of being spiders desu
>>60433846
Fuck off cunt, I invented the hyperbole tactic.
>>60433895
maybe :)
currently driving through France lads
This Madrid - Barcelona - Paris - London journey is taking me 35 hours.
Starting to think I bit off more thank can chew
>>60433894
Fuck off yankie.
can't be fucked
just can not be fucked
>>60433928
foolish insect, looks like you've fallen right into my .. web.
>>60433963
your flag says otherwise u fibber
just sent a meta dickpic to a girl on tinder
feeling momentarily euphoric lads
>>60433963
think you'll be surprised at how little I care
>>60433992
I know, megabus wifi seems to be random with the flags
https://www.fb.com/lifeinvadr/videos/1741682006078312/
this young casanova buck reminds me of myself at his age
Tfw you're posting here
>for free
How do I become a paid shill lads?
really think the english sense of humour is great and I'm glad I get to be part of it
feel a bit sorry for all the foreign cunts that won't ever understand it
>>60434030
That's alright mate no worries xx
I'm just incredibly bored and need to talk away the time
Cannot decide if I want to wank, vomit, go back to sleep, or go get some booze
>>60433963
>currently driving through France lads
>>60434034
>megabus
>>60434067
>vomit
FOY
>>60434088
what is used in the UK?
how many teas do you lads have a day?
im up to 4
>>60434076
Yeah it's pretty bad, but it has wifi and plug sockets and there's nobody sitting next to me. And I've had some amazing views so it's not all bad
>>60434067
kill yourself
repopulating europe with britons lads
New Theroux documentary on Australians incoming
>>60434103
vomit is used in the UK. that poster is clearly autistic
Business idea: Attack ISIS during ramadan so they're starving
>>60434103
puke, chunder
>>60434130
don't make it sound like you're doing some big roadtrip when you're on the megabus you melt
>>60434130
no the point is that's not driving you double nigger
that's taking a bus
https://twitter.com/TimmyUk/status/739793492411568128
>>60434103
Chunder
want to have a few beers later but have to drop my shithead brother off at the train station at half fucking 5 in the morning. then I've to go to work myself at 8
>>60434140
Is there a man more based than the Thorax?
>he doesn't use the word 'munt' to describe vomit
lmaoing at your """"""country""""""
>>60434147
puke is far more american than vomit. you people are literal morons
YOU'VE ACTIVATED MY "DISALIGN CHAKRAS" TRAP CARD
YOUR CHAKRAS ARE NOW DISALIGNED FOR THE REST OF THE DUEL.
YOUR MOVE.
>>60434160
Soz mate, being driven. Wasn't trying to deceive I just didn't think carefully about my words
>>60434162
is he mentally ill?
>mfw we btfo frenchies and brits harder than the vikings did
>>60434067
Why not all four?
>>60434181
wind your neck in ya big cunt
>>60434190
pineal gland status: relegated to the shadow realm
>>60434177
>>60434140
*does a fantastic impersonation of theroux doing a saffer impersonation* EFRICA IS FUCKED
aah for fuck sake lads accidentally slipped anons sister my length, here's hoping he doesnt find out. he'll give me a good fucking braying if he does
>>60434213
in the words of the thorax, what do you think?
>>60434213
Probably a paranoid schitzo. Apparently he is being forced to meet with Oxford mental health services tomorrow judging from what he said in his latest video
Might post a pic of my big willy in a couple of hours...?
>>60434190
*begins to physically tremble*
*makes strong grunting sound as if struggling to take a shit*
*pushes really, really hard*
*third eye appears in forehead and shoots lasers at you*
>>60434134
Good man. Show those Europoors who is boss.
update on the third eye status ??
>>60434245
is there a lot of calcium there?
>>60434285
haha nice reference my bud XD
>>60434281
visible
Barf would be the FOY term desu
>>60434140
But he already did.
>mfw racists won't give me (you)s because i'm black
>>60434177
I Monty an actual cuck?
>Tfw I make sure to never give (you)s to black posters
Hahaha
Do NOT engage with him
third eye status: needs a monocle
if the poster is black
give him a (you) (if you're a spack)
>>60434358
I actually never give (You)s to yanks either, dont even read their posts.
anyone else do this?
>>60434349
His gf was a Pornstar if that counts. She also apparently went mental recently too
investing into research and development for the concept of a fourth eye
>>60434358
>>60434386
I'm black and you will never know which posts are mine. Bet you've both replied to me before haha
>>60434349
>>60434407
all monty wanted was a better life for his gf
>we
business idea: opticians for the third eye
>>60434403
Yeah same, I don't actually have them filtered but in effect they kind of are since I don't read them
They might as well just not bother posting lmao
