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Third pie edition
cara
our nige
kpop
>>60434453
Nige mugged himself off desu
>>60434430
gee why do you get three pies
>>60434450
kill yourself
Unironically think the Hamilton Musical is great lads. Really want to see it if it makes it over here
>turd pie
how to get rid of toxins?
also would a limescale removers help decalcify the pineal gland>
>>60434430
What the fuck sort of pies are they?
>>60434495
>turk pie
>being (you)
embarrassing 2bh
>>60434491
>>60434407
Source?
>>60434491
Why in gods name would anyone who isn't a yank be interested in the cult of personality of their "funding fathers"?
>>60434477
I can imagine Nigel turning to gambling after leaving UKIP and being seen outside a bookies begging for change 10 years from now
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uXhLMIDscTI
>tfw brits still haven't paid reparations for the atlantic slave trade
>Yugi's third eye status : 100% functional
>Calcification Status : 0%
there is a female in the house lads
>>60434535
haha are those date kernels I didnt know dates grow in Australia
haha silly doggo
>>60434618
>date kernels
they are pecans
>>60434554
Good songs. Plus im a History nerd desu
>>60434560
we literally bought freedom for every slave in british held territories nigga
>anime avatar responding to swedish poster
Shit sticks together I guess
>>60434678
anime avatar responding to australian post!
>>60434549
Monty did a set with his gf, Kagney. No doubt it was a last ditch attempt to save their relationship and he looks suicidal in every picture.
>>60434621
I must be a killer to be a dog in this heat, all that fur and no sweat glands.
>>60434640
Wow I never heard of pecans turns out they are produced in Turkey too. Are they like walnuts or something
>>60434645
>Anything the yanks make about anything relating to the revolution
>History
>open new tab of X
>nothing new, close tab
>open new tab of X immediately
what do Karens parents look like lads?
http://news.sky.com/story/1707590/boy-12-dies-after-playing-choking-game
normies are at it again lads
>>60434744
nicer than walnuts imo
>>60434549
No idea on the porno he was in. It was with Kagney linn Karter (his gf). Cant remember the black guys name
>>60434770
Alright. its mostly the cheesyness of it desu. Judging from the voices i think the Jefferson singer might be black too
>>60434560
we ended it
>>60434789
nothing because it's a drawing
why are anglos such white guilt cucks?
>>60434772
my entire day every day
>>60434807
>She also apparently went mental recently too
want to know how mental she's gone desu
>>60434814
delete
>>60434822
she started taking hormones and calls herself timothy now and makes 3 videos a day
>>60434822
She almost considered fucking you the other day haha
lads when you're getting questioned by someone what are some sayings that reflect it? like "christ I didn't expect the spanish inquisition" or "what is this, 20 questions?" there's one in particular i'm thinking of but I can't remember it
I think you'd say it in the context of "so I spoke to Dave and he was giving me the __________" but I'm not sure
ta
Who doing /ramadan 2016/ here?
never had a girlfriend lads
listening to radiohead
>>60434822
read her twitter
>>60434871
crikey, like two twins fighting under a duvet
look at this fucking dog
>>60434913
>two twins fighting under a duvet
nice analogy mate
>>60434871
tits are a meme. I literally don't feel anything towards em. And I'm straight
http://news.sky.com/story/1707626/euro-2016-fifteen-terror-attacks-foiled
>Euro 2016: Fifteen 'Terror Attacks' Foiled
>article only mentions one terror attack and it's by a white man targetting muslims
Ahh yes.
>>60434822
I think its the stress of being a pornstar and she kept saying she was being stalked by Chris brown or some shit. IT was back in late 2014 i think You can probably find the tweets if you dig
This video is pretty sad desu
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W9zYXY3VPHw&app=desktop
>>60434865
"Tenth degree" or something like that.
new Jade
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S9Tu2yKAiwM
>swn sniff you bellend
I'm dead
>>60434925
the best gimmicks are those posted only once or twice a day
>>60434945
the media sensationalising things?!?!?
NEVER
>>60434938
>I'm straight
>Posts a guy
>>60434965
THAT'S THE ONE
my man
>>60434971
what the fuck is she doing at 0:06
>>60434971
>southerner
>>60434945
Basically, with the mudshit population rising and rising, avoid crowds of any sort.
>>60434997
Dunno what you mean mate
>>60434971
>gimmegrants
not going to watch this shit but that made me smile :3
>>60434925
he looks very content
still can't be fucked
>>60435006
sniffing the cheese mate
What do brits think about this commercial?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FD9UTBWo51w
>>60435052
keep us updated
>>60435065
good bants
>>60435052
good progress
>>60435065
>Commercial
It's called an advert you kant.
Been to germany. P accurate representation of the south
>>60434946
>That video where the footage of Monty almost having a breakdown from the documentary interspliced with his Mrs getting gangbanged and face fucked
>>60435065
why the fuck would someone wear a suit with a fucking england scarf
>>60435152
why not?
>>60435065
god i fucking hate germany/england "banter"
>>60435152
as if the plebs could afford a respectable airliner in the first place
>>60435065
>commercial
Fuck off yank.
>>60435152
to tell the viewer that they're from England
look at this dog
WORK WORK WORK WORK WORK WORK WORK WORK WORK
quite a choon tbqh
>>60435239
fucking hell
literally looks more like a pig than a doggo
>>60435239
>yank dogs
>>60435019
>following a demonstration in Spain for lols
>massive bang goes off
Almost shit myself but it must have just been a firework or something
>>60435269
LEAVE BRITNEY ALONE
>>60435254
What paradox game is that?
listening to suede
might start a band
PC is overheating and turning off every half hour it's a bit warm haha x
>>60435305
victoria 2
>all these scantily clad girls on campus
*tears down statue*
Who /anarchist/ here
>>60435312
yeah i woke up and my macbook has it's fans on full because i had it under my covers
boiling my tits off too
>>60435359
ur mum had her fans on full
why am i wearing a dressing gown im fucking dying
I'm so fucking bored lads help me
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-eu-referendum-36457120
Doing a worry
did my first shift today lads
AMA
>>60435330
>06/06
>still at uni
for what purpose?
>>60435357
oh grow up mate
who /national socialist/ here ?
>>60435500
read that as shit hahaha
>>60435486
don't worry leave won't do a win anyway
>>60435486
>thinking anything would change even if we were to leave the EU
>>60435501
I assume they're getting their results.
Doing a poo
>>60435541
sad but true.
>tfw the yanks had it right all along
fucking kill me
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zk5HT2YgrSA
lads rose is probably like 33 by now or something umm OLD much
>>60435486
>well give you a vote but if you vote the wrong option well just ignore it anyway
ahh yes nice """"""""""democracy""""""""" we have here
should literally take to the fucking streets if this happened, yet the sad thing is nobody would give a shit
>>60435568
not usually for another few months desu
unironically just did a poo that was so painful I threw up
Not sure why, it wasn't even big and I haven't eaten anything spicy
just made a thread on /pol/ that will undoubtedly bring me many (You)s lads
>>60435500
did you like it?
how long were you neet
>>60435602
rose is karen but in real life <3
Broke into some matey's house last night and forcefed him a firework while he was sleeping haha
He had no idea hahaha boom haha
>>60435640
Results day for me is 30th june
Some people still have exams
>>60435500
supposed to have my first day of work as well (setting up for the season beforehand, i work as a sailing coach) but i asked when to come in last night and my boss still hasn't responded kek
>>60435655
i got woken up at a brisk 10pm today by intense stomach cramps. an hour later i did a shit and they went away
i can feel a connection between us
>>60435486
Fuck yes. Based "democracy"
I hope we vote leave now just so commons can do this and smear it in the brexiters faces
>>60435689
HNNNNNGGG
crept into my house mates room last night and put his testicles in a bowl of water and he wet the bed lmao
>>60435676
not really but I didn't hate it, coworkers are mostly my age at least
3 years
went into my dads room last night and wanked him off lol just a little prank haha
snuck into some Australian's house last night and played audio of an office while he slept
he was frowning and shit, bet he dreamt he actually had a job hahaha
>>60435796
i imagine an office would be quiet desu
snuck into my mates room last night and sucked him off. He totally spunked in my mouth so now we call him 'wet dream danny' hahaha such a bent cunt
>spend hour writing good introductory email to company
>rewrite a small part and make spelling mistake
>press send
ahh yes
doing a spot of programming lads. too lazy to bind screenshot to a key
>>60435849
Obviously it's gay to put another mans willy in my mouth but does it have to be gay if he only did it to me?
>>60435894
Image processing?
Been three (3) years to the day since I last had sex. At what point does virginity come back?
>>60435894
>python
>>60435939
It doesn't, you're forever ruined
>>60434971
why are all british girls slightly disabled?
and why is that something i find attractive?
>>60435939
UNCLEAN
>>60435894
>capitalising your variable names
lol fuck off square
>>60435894
>python
>>60435925
yeah just started playing around with PIL/pillow. Its much easier than i thought.
>>60435944
Im too lazy to bind keys. Ofcourse im using python
>the final peaky blinders has leaked
how
>>60435958
The Spanish brain is undeveloped and as such identifies with people that look visibly disabled
>>60435993
ur mum leaked
>>60435923
It's only gay if you dont cum because that means you're insecure about your sexuality
Real straight men can fuck other guys and take a load up the arse because they know they're not gay
Should probably consider getting some work done at some point today.
>Out campaign takes 4-5 percentage point lead in YouGov and ICM polls
I FUCKING LOVE THE UK!!!!!!
http://uk.reuters.com/article/uk-britain-eu-icm-idUKKCN0YS0XO
>>60435958
fuck i was thinking the same thing
>>60436080
true this
>>60435984
>Haskell
>2016
lmfao
me on the right
Imagine starving yourself for a man in the sky. Unreal.
coworker has been making me feel super uncomfortable due to her intensely staring at me randomly
found out it was because apparently I keep clenching my jaw without noticing and she finds it attractive
weird, but kinda a compliment
doesn't look like the girls will be leaving any time soon
time to dig in and wait out this war of attrition
>>60435984
this
>>60436102
not this
>>60436127
bang her
>Imagine starving yourself for a man in the sky. Unreal.
>>60436126
I wish i felt that kind of devotion to something
Imagine working 8+ hours a day to make money for someone else. Unreal, will never catch on.
How do I escape NEETdom lads? It's been a year since i finished uni
>Imagine starving yourself for a man in the sky. Unreal.
bare tired lads
can't get back to sleep tho
looks like USA, Canada and Mexico are going down
>>60435939
you will NEVER become a wizard
I live on top of a hill and as such will never fall victim to a flood
I laugh every time I see the little aphids sandbagging their meager lots on the news
bruised my finger whilst running around the house shouting and flailing my arms autistically
>>60436196
Getting a job would be a good start.
>Imagine starving yourself for a man in the sky. Unreal.
>>60436136
>the girls
wew lad
Mad night lads got drunk and puked myself ahahah aren't I a riot
>>60436072
Nice, been sucked off by two men and didn't cum either time
Guess I'm in the clear then
flight's been cancelled
they've rebooked us on ... Qantas
>QANTAS?
>WE'RE FLYING WITH THE AUSSIES?
*the screams of runts are heard as the camera pans down the isle*
"HERE'S YOUR CHICKEN DISH CUNT"
*boy in the seat behind you spits on you and calls you a soft cunt*
*you wake up from your dream*
*the screams of runts are heard as the camera pans down the isle*...
i'd batter the lot of you like a bowl of cake mix
fight me do it you won't
>>60436284
>>60436208
>>60436157
Literal rasheeds, fuck off
decided to starve myself for a man in the sky
>>60436157
>>60436208
mohammeds out
>>60436314
christians fast too
>>60436258
break daddies plates for me
>>60436314
>>60436321
not even a paki but i'll be damned if i pass up the chance to drop the 'doras
>>60436093
Ah yes, very impressive.
>Literal rasheeds, fuck off
why do people feel the need to declare themselves christian in order to appreciate christian values?
kid A is a VERY good album
>>60434450
this 2bh
good pic this is now in the top 5
here for a good time not a long time
>christian values
Give me your best gimmick lads, the winner get's five (You)'s
>>60436305
kek
just learned 60% of Qatar's population is slaves. very disturbing iih(if i'm honest)
who /leave/ here?
>>60435501
EXAMS
>>60436284
haha yes time for ramadan memes
>>60436406
fuck off paki twat
>>60436407
you can't just create a gimmick
they grow naturally
This page is for atheists who are freaking sick and tired of the rampant misogyny within the atheist community.
>>60436407
"fuck off yank"
why do we have to use the fact that the man in the sky told us to be nice to someone to be nice to them why can we just be nice to them for the sake for being nice to them?
>>60436349
Brittain will save Europe
met someone down at the shop I know and I can't stop thinking about how much of an autist I was during the conversation and if I left it to early and seemed rude
on the upside I had a nice drive
>>60436437
Wish you would leave this fucking country you Racist prick
this is a man
>>60436503
i'd imagine any drive in ireland is a nice drive
I push my fingers into my:
____
its not a man its a woman in the sky you fucking white males
>>60436537
this is a woman
>>60436554
bum
>>60436554
pies
>>60436554
third eye
>>60436591
KEK
>>60436618
nice twitter picture, wanker
>>60436618
>Turned on the Tv
Is this fucking 2005? Who watches TV live. baka
>>60436618
good bant
Should I have a nap? Evens I nap
>>60436548
not really you have to get good countryside
I was in one of the most expensive places to buy in country after a soft rain it was GOAT
>tfw shit talking the boss with coworker qt
Off to work shortly until 3am. Kill me now.
>>60436558
it identifies as gender neutral you conformist pig
>>60436674
when are you putting your willy in her
talking shit openly in front of a fucking leaf
fuck you
>Sorgon. Check
>Molyneux. Check
>Gavin McInnes. Check
>Milo. Check
>Ahh yes, excellent daily dose of third eye drops!
wish I was born in the 50s so I could openly make fun of faggots and niggers without getting arrested
Might post my willy in an hour
>>60436715
don't know who any of those cunts are except molyneux
>wish I was born in the 50s so I could openly make fun of faggots and niggers without getting arrested
>world of warcraft shortcut hidden away in some folder so people dont see it on my desktop and know im a loser
>>60436703
would very much like to but she only lives here in the summer and i don't think i could keep up an ldr
plus i have another girl who's gagging for it
reading ayn rand
she's an absolute genius
>>60436715
Gavin McInnes is a hipster faggot that tries to court the alt right but is rightfully rebuffed as both a cuck and racemixer. So fucking pathetic
>>60436798
fairs fairs
need to text my girl who's gagging for it as she's going out tonight and so am i so trying to arrange a her come over to mine and sit on my willy
dunno what to text tho, is just asking how her weekend went fine
>>60436677
Lol
>>60436782
you're not a loser for playing WoW
you're a loser for still playing it in 2016. That game is fucking horse shit now.
>>60436820
Ayn rand would be a right wing youtuber like molyneaux if she was in her prime in 2016
>>60436853
not an argument
>>60436782
>not having an empty desktop to confuse the tech-illiterate normies that attempt to use it
>>60436853
just got given free game time so giving in another whirl out of pure boredom desu
>>60436836
safe
>>60436888
safe
Why are girls obsessed with that dog filter on snapchat? Serious answers only, I want to delve deep into the female psyche.
>>60436882
he's right though
what's a "power bottom"?
honestly cant decide who i hate more, sjws or alt right
>>60436905
I like the cat on head filter 2bh
Bremainers absolutely decimated by the Based Black Chap
https://youtu.be/0gHLfMXb0Yg
>>60436916
While a bottom is usually submissive to his partner, a power bottom enjoys maintaining control over the top and/or the penetration, the normally dominant role in gay male sex. Power bottoms supposedly have skilled tongues.
>>60436921
"alt" right 2bh
>>60436954
.. i see
>>60436905
So they can post more pictures of themselves and nobody can say anything about their narcissism because lol it's just a joke.
>>60436824
yeah i don't like him because of his views on women in general (not memeing - he's a literal fuckwit). I hate third wave feminist BS and am pro trump myself but he is just a plain moron when it comes to his notion that women have literally 0 ambition in life and how adamant he is to prove it.
>>60436921
alt right by far. non /pol/ alt righters are just being puppets by pol for keks. They meme anything they get their hands on so hard it becomes stale as fuck.
>>60436921
The answer is the jew.
>>60436921
you created both of them schlomoberg
there is literally no reason not to like molyneaux
the gf and i
>>60436942
>I'm not an economist but I believe Britain should be more diverse
Of course he buttons his shirt all the way up, can't stand up straight, has a shit beard and wears cunt goggles.
Wish people like that would leave desu
>>60436988
have you seen his ''''interview'''' with coppercab? at one point both men are mooning their cameras with mcInnes stood on his desk pulling his cheeks apart to expose his waxed anus. It is one of the fucking stupidest exchanges ive ever seen
>>60436942
Based paki and Based Black Chap team-up when?
Spain a hot lads
>>60436560
third eye: standing to attention
C U C K E D
>doing the front garden in the sun with my top off
>all the frumpy 6/10 30-something milfs smiling at me as they walk past
>>60436991
Rasheed.
when is cameron going to apologize for being rude to trump? he's going to be president you know...
>>60437036
fucking built holy shit
would not fuck with you
>>60436942
That ginger cunt is the epitome of nu-male cuck.
>>60437086
assalam alaikum brother. also
>Not an argument
>extra gear
>24mins long
>literally about 8 mis of cars everything else chantting at enjoy our special guest™
>>60437149
Paki.
>>60437107
what do you think of the gf
she fucks with me ;)
>assalam alaikum brother. also
>>Not an argument
>internet video
>person pretending to be doing something
>"Oh, Hi. Didn't see you there!"
>>60437164
>still watching top gear
moving to chemin lads
>>60436973
I don't want to believe it, but unfortunately I think this is true. Same reason they're jumping on the gym craze, so they can take photos of their arse every day and pretend they're just tracking their progression.
Fuck sake Canada
>I think it's bad news for the English game
>We're not creative enough and we're not positive enough
>We'll go on getting bad results (getting bad results, getting bad results...)
IT'S COMING HOME
IT'S COMING HOME
IT'S COMING
FOOTBALL'S COMING HOME
IT'S COMING HOME
IT'S COMING HOME
IT'S COMING
FOOTBALL'S COMING HOME
>tfw no mindbroken casca gf
getting my daily dose of commie twitter
>>60437271
>London
like father like son i guess
so you guys gonna brexit while you still have a chance to do so with out bloodshed? Once juncker gets his eu army you are stuck
>>60437271
JUST
>>60437271
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
alright lads
What are you lads doing?
I decided to go for a walk.
>>60437271
>cucktario
>>60437271
what the fugg
>>60437301
>Al Rashid Emirate
Rashid
>>60437301
ah yes very impressive
>>60437304
decalcifying my pineal gland
>>60437271
they do halal police cars now?
>>60437290
why do yanks come in here asking this? obviously any patriotic pom or any pom with a brain is going to vote yes.
That's like me coming into a /cum/ thread and asking if you guys are going to vote trump because unless you do, the white population will slip under 50%.
is there anyone more ignorant than people that are voting in because they think only people who are racist/xenophobic are voting out lmao
Filthy fucking Muslim shits ree
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FtA21eiSmT8
>>60437361
Im asking what people living within the uk think is going to happen. Not what they are going to vote for.
>>60437271
>london police
ehh got some bad news for you there m8
hmm yes
>>60437364
The blind nationalists who're voting out because we wuz empire 'n shiet.
want a brexit gf
>>60437391
>Islamophobia in particular, as well as other kinds of racism
stopped listening and watching right there
>>60437271
Aren't there more Chinese speakers though?
>>60437425
I have one of those
>>60437391
is that the guy who did the docu on /b/ for bbc 3?
>>60437418
FONT
Not being racist but racemixers deserve death
halal bbq happening in this thread:
>>60437455
>>60437455
>>60437455
need a Stalinist gf
>>60437301
bit big
>>60437419
shut the fuck up you insolent paki
>>60437445
>docu on /b/ for bbc 3
link?
>>60437425
get out
>>60437506
aisha is voting leave
>>60437301
How the world should be
Britain is the rightful heir to the Roman empire desu
>>60436433
>just learned 60% of Qatar's population is slaves. very disturbing iih(if i'm honest)
Some men are born to lead. others are destined to kneel before their masters
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BaIk3gVWI2A
>>60437391
they're proving his fucking point
