God Save the Queen edition
maisie
Don't want to kill myself lads but completely indifferent about living haha
HOI4 comes out today lads
ribbit
FUCK THE PIRATE KINGDOM
Grabbing a coffee then off to work lads
>>60424914
Flat white for me pls
gonna smoke a spliff and play L,U.R.K. with headphones on and the lights off
pretty spooky ngl
>>60424932
>>60424914
hey boys what can I get u?
>>60424906
:(
>>60424941
A flat white I said
Fuck it, Almond croissant too hehe, don't tell the wife hehe!
>back to work today after a week's holiday
Found a pic of why my dentist appointment got cancelled on /pol/ lads
>>60424957
dumb pirate frogposter
>>60424939
*laces spliff with PCP*
>>60424955
coming right up
*points to kid outside*
hey isn't that your wife's son? he's heard you order the croissant!!
>>60424962
>"1st" world
>gets bangladesh'd on a regular basis
>>60425000
Howling
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CqWrr1fCMdQ
You miss her but she doesn't think of you
>>60425094
what else did your mom say about me?
morning lads. quite tired today but it's sunny out which makes everything better desu
is this the anime thread?
Lads rate
Jeans
Shirt
Jacket
Beanie
Shoes
Socks
thoughts?
>>60425161
those chinese monkeys LOL
>>60425177
Nu-male core
>>60425177
>shoes
pleb
>>60425177
>beanie
nah
>>60425202
What if i told you the jacket was a sick one
>>60425177
>Socks
wanker
the average trump supporter believes that mexico has a fence in the south
>The Province of Britain and Northern Ireland in the European Union
>>60425340
nice jacket lad
>>60425177
>beanie
FOY
>>60425177
>jeans
literally homosexual
>New job in 2 and a half hours.
>>60425487
are you going to be a pirate?
>>60425177
>Shirt
kek look at this knob
>>60425177
>thoughts
lmao, boffin.
lads rate
pants
socks
red vans
lobster costume
dog
dog's lobster costumer
rolex watch (with laminated cert of authenticity attatched)
beanie
>>60425624
hi jorge
>>60425624
absolute lad
>>60425624
costume party
*shit dribbles out of asshole, making a slight gurgling sound*
>>60425639
hello pedro have you learnt to be nice to the brits yet
>>60425652
>>60425657
casual mondays at the office is always a laugh 2bh
>>60425675
my name is alberto, not pedro
lads rate
underwear
flippers
snorkel
balaclava
right glove
>>60425699
>snorkel
you have no mask to attach it to lad, you'll have to just hold it which will look fucking stupid desu
>>60425682
doxxed
>>60425699
what have you got planned
men and the lads going for a walk
thats me in the corner
>>60425748
paul mccartney is the best beatle
>>60425699
Got the left glove Eric ;)
>>60425845
>not George Harrison
>>60425845
>not dung
If you have anything other than butter, cheese or ham on a muffin then you will be first against the wall
>>60425845
He's in ironically the worst.
>when they wheel macker out at every major event of the year so that smug prick can sing an overrated anthem for the nth time
Needs to fuck off and retire.
hey /brit/, just thought i'd leave you lads this message x
>>60425847
>>60425899
Mmmm nice bit of jam
You'll be first into the chambers, you McMuffin wanker.
Her fascist regime
>>60425913
t.ringo
That made you a moron
look at this fucking dog
can't buy me loooooooooooooove loooooove
>>60425971
Wtf I love dogs now
>>60425929
The order has been issued, enjoy your last precious moments
Could do with a mcmuffin actually, no mcdonalds near me doe baka
Lads, Cambridge or Oxford? Leaning towards Selwyn at Cambridge desu
>>60426044
landsborough
*Smacks his legs while laughing profusely*
coding a gooey lads
>>60426044
Cambridge = bonafide autists driven to the brink of suicide by the workload
Oxford = banterous unay experience, pretty much same prestige
might unironically change my name to rasheed mohammed and apply to cambridge. thoughts?
>>60426101
makes me think
Doing are poo in another Tesco
No mirror on the door or automatic flusher. Heaven. Think I've found my new favourite pooing hole
>>60426101
Don't think we have that positive discrimination stuff like yours do.
>>60426132
Finally taken your proxy off eh? Good for you.
>>60426132
alri """"thai""""lad
>>60426132
can see a bit of your willy lad
I will be letting janny know about this
>>60426132
pretty big poo between your legs ;^)
>>60425913
Wings were underrated
>All this radio really needs is a fuse.
>A tinker, a tailor.
>A soldier's things.
>His rifle, his boots, full of rocks.
>And this one's for bravery.
>And this one's for me.
>And everything's a dollar in this box.
>>60426132
Do those underwear come in mens
>>60426132
Penis envy >:'(
hope thailad gets fucked anally by a ladyboy
morning lads
>>60426321
no ones like that chicano poster haha
>>60426342
no one likes you
how can any tory be pro-EU?
>already 16 C
Can't deal with this foolishness
>>60426364
false flagging
you think anyone would vote leave if Gideon and Dave supported it
>>60426362
but i do not care
>>60426364
tory here. it's just too risky mate
>>60426356
I have no mouth and I must scream.
>>60426382
el mexicANO puto AJAJAJAJJAJAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAJ
>>60426364
Do you know what conservative means?
>>60426398
wow rude
>>60426407
yes, you're meant to be somewhat patriotic.
>>60426437
fuck off racist
>>60426437
You are not clever
>Get first job where i need to iron my shirts
>Try ironing for the first time
Wtf man this is loooooooong
Spent 20 minutes on one shirt and it doesn't look any less creased. Is this what normies do every morning?
I'm going to have to find some kind of ironing service you pay for, this is retarded.
>>60426460
it's meant to take like <5 minutes, so you're doing it wrong
>>60426460
you are doing it wrong
don't be the kpop lad
>>60426453
elaborate
Doing an existential crisis, lads.
>>60426527
bit early
>>60426527
that's an opossum lad
>>60426327
mornin'
Can get all my shirts ironed for £4.50 a week. Gonna do this.
Fuck ever ironing again.
>Started listening to grime to see what all the hype was about
>Can't stop
Fuck you lads.
>>60426529
It's never too early to suffer.
>>60426545
I said probably.
>>60426566
how you doing?
Should I ask her out lads?
>>60426577
alri, pretty normal Monday afternoon tbf, u?
>>60426614
i'm alri
finding it harder to get out of bed recently desu
>fancy girl
>get rejected due to her being a lesbian
>months have passed and I rarely see her anymore but still think about her a lot
>next week may possibly be the last chance I ever have to talk to her
Should I finally do it lads? Should I declare my love for her?
>>60426567
that's a fucking solid deal ay
fuck ironing. absolute shittest chore in the world. i'd rather clean the toilet than iron my shirts.
>>60426573
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ov3NTe8zTTY
>>60426624
Yeah I struggle most days, it's all good until I turn off the alarm accidentally instead of hitting snooze.
>>60426642
hate posts like these, where I remember the original post from however long ago
>>60426658
What was the original post?
>>60426646
based Harvey
>>60426646
harvey you absolute madman
Going to work, bye
>>60426681
he thought some girl fancied him and he was going to make a move on her but then found out she was a lesbian
i don't remember it specifically, just that it happened
>93% of the uk public spend 25% of there day off work thinking about work or preparing for work.
>>60426710
Have a nice day
>>60426646
Alright, Harv.
>>60426587
Probably.
>>60426566
Morning, thailad.
>>60426798
alri, cool dog.
Have to walk past loads of schoolgirls lads
Think how much skin will be on show
>>60426810
nonce
>>60426810
nonce
>>60426810
ponce
>>60426810
nonce
>>60426810
t. Noncey McNoncington, Lord Mayor of Nonceville
doing a yawn, lads.
is there any country where noncing is actually legal?
Feel quite confident today
I know! I'll sit in my house and shitpost on the 'chan all day.
>>60426954
Saudi Arabia
72 years ago today. We liberated Europe. Fuck that Soviet shit. They went to occupy, not liberate.
>>60427007
Brave lad
>>60426954
Cease this reckless noncery at once
>>60427031
Meanwhile, Britain 2016
convinced that mexican poster has legitimate issues 2bh
>>60427049
>>60427049
>listening to what the chav munter has to say
ayy
>>60426810
It's funny how noncery is so frowned upon these days. It's not so long ago that teachers would gatecrash 6th former parties and get off with 6th form girls.
>>60427066
>>60427049
>I hate rich white men
So she hates the EU?
But why does she hate the referendum though? It's makes her vote for getting rid of the rich white men she hates so much
Got to finish a job application today, lads.
>>60427126
Her dad is a rich old white man.
What have old white men ever done for us?
getting up in 3 hours for work lads hahHahHah
>>60425675
Oye Jorge, que pasa que /esp/ siempre esta desertico?
Please be nice to me.
STOP THE PRESSES
Just been past the school
So many girls wearing kneesocks, never used to wear them in my day. Really really nice
>>60427315
nonce twat
brit more like shit
drinks are on me
>>60427049
uhmmmmmm
racist?
sexist?????
wheres the guardian writing angrily about this?
>>60427355
What did I just fucking say?
>>60427301
whats this universal credit shit about. literally have to wait a month to get bennies now. what the FUCK
>>60427315
nonce
https://www.change.org/p/canadian-house-of-commons-stop-quebec-bill-59-41cdb96f-af55-4ceb-8a4f-a23b3c95f6a4
sign it lads
purrr~
Doing a Rorke
http://youtu.be/R9yJJY4VwMk
>>60427408
runt
>>60427427
*strokes you*
*thinks about death*
>>60427463
*strokes you*
*stealthily slips through thread on a zip-wire without anyone noticing*
Becoming a bit late in the day for me to become a success story ngl
>We have a message from thailad's auntie jone here, she says "I forgive him for what he's done to our family, but I wish he'd stay in thailand as I wouldn't like to see my little baby arrested."
>*Audible audience gasps*
*blows raspberries on your belly*
Would like to have a gf.
That would be nice.
>>60427564
really enjoy this gimmick desu
haha lads can you spare some (you)s just for some laffs you know waheyyy
>>60427731
(You)
>>60427731
Yeah sure here you go.
czeck muh flag lads haha
>>60427760
>>60427793
wew thanks lads have a little something in return.
Why do NEETs here want to leave the EU? It would just result in them getting less bennies.
Man, I forgot how easy /tv/ is to trigger.
>>60427884
trade the volatility you mong
>>60427886
the easiest
other than maybe /pol/, where even the most low effort shitpost is clearly evidence of a grand shilling conspiracy
>>60427911
>not using /pol/ ```theories''' to troll /tv/
morning lads. not the nonce though, the nonce can fuck off desu
god /brit/ is fucking slow
>>60427986
>nonce
>singular
>>60427992
Yeah. it's taking after you.
muh free travel
Getting my daily dose of Molyneux and Sargon lads
>Molyneux and Sargon
sargon is fucking cringe.
the alt-right is horshoeing into reddit territory.
got some nice socks on today lads. happy with my socks.
it's time
>>60428059
I'm wearing odd socks today, what am I like? lmao
>>60428080
a nonce
the gf
>>60428080
Shouldn't you be kicking a deflated soccer ball or rolling poop around, whatever third worlders do? How do you have the Internet?
Kudos to being successful in such a harsh part of the world I suppose
>>60428095
Thinking of watching a youtube personality mock other people's political views.
Hey
>>60428106
I am building bowls out of banana leaves, do you want to buy one?
>>60428136
Sounds nice, but I can't
>>60428157
discount for you
>>60427168
Caused the war in the first place. The white race is the cancer of human history; it is the white race and it alone - its ideologies and inventions, which eradicates autonomous civilizations wherever it spreads, which has upset the ecological balance of the planet, which now threatens the very existence of life itself.
>>60428167
Not sure I'm on board with this post.
Just saw Lisa, Amy en Shelley doing a live Ed Sheeran cover at a tv show. It was pretty good.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wHHI9kqDhQA
>>60428190
Delete this
>>60428080
a nonce
Racists BTFO
>>60428254
>>60428259
Correct, they're here to take my hard earned tax money to fund a paedophile ring using my daughter.
Only ever get sad about not having a gf, when I come close to having one and fail.
If I go weeks and months without a sniff I feel fine
Dont know how I can justify not just going it alone
Im convinced having a gf would emotionally wreck me around the clock
>>60428259
well good thing there aren't any immigrants with valid degrees then
>12% of the "refugees" to germany employable
>>60428211
Better
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c8HcOE45FEw
>>60428080
A nonce
just stocked up on autismpills at the ol' doc
>>60428303
>>60428318
bigots
cara 2bh lads
>>60428322
they look like pakis
just sneezed and farted simultaneously
think I'm getting old
>>60428327
>>60428344
They are Indonesian Dutch I think.
>>60428334
>being bigotphobe
ugh can you, like, not?? I'm literally shaking right now
>>60428345
check you didnt wet yourself too
hey thailad
hey
fuck off, nonce
http://youtu.be/eErmn0LLlaA
Peach Beach, East Greece
Diamonds dancing off my teeth. Forgiotos creep.
I can't be held back, no leash, capisce?
Underrated, often hated.
Bentley roller bladed, Cadillac is Escalated
Speakers Fosgated. life's getting better
It's a celebration, quinceanera
rekt
>>60428404
hey mate
>>60428377
please dont lack-of-tolerance shame me
>>60428285
unironically used to read my mum's copies of these as a kid, this one was the best, it had the rude jokes in the back, didn't really get most of them cos I was like 7
>>60428322
Better better
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Of13TquCUPQ
@435
state your query, runt
hello how do I get bigger benis
>>60428469
Suck it every day until it grows bigger.
>>60428167
>>60428499
>chopping a head off by the shoulder
>>60428453
is this dutch? I thought you guys used more english words. I don't understand a word of this.
>>60428535
thicccccccccccccccccccccccc
>>60428437
white supremacists have feelings too
>>60428535
hnnng
>>60428543
Wat een coole kikker ben jij.
What an cool frog be ye
>>60428581
To the femanons here
how is Danny Cipriani attractive?
>>60428614
frog = croaker
What an cool croaker be ye
