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our year la
cara
why are you awake?
>>60375258
Badiel & Skinner NEED to fuck off.
>>60375299
exam tomorrow, revising last minute
pretty good album tbqh
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q5jGFujaJ40
>>60375299
I had a big day
just woke up
hahah just kidding, been awake all night lol
>>60375314
which exam?
FREEZING LADS
SEND HELP
>>60375332
I'm right outside your house, answer your door
>>60375328
GCSEs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9KjKTvsNVo8
>>60375332
do you need a bigger freezer for those lads? ;)
niggers
>>60375320
Mediocre
>>60375359
post FUCKING machines
>>60375351
hold up, just gotta let the ramp down
>>60375357
dont fuck around, we were not made for this weather reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
>>60375313
nah mate YOU need to fuck off
icons of the 90s they are
post waifus lads
>>60375291
I like it :^]
>>60375378
fuck you nigger
really makes you think
>>60375439
don't fuck with me jewcunt
do NOT get me going tonight, you're not going to like how it ends
>>60375448
girl i was seeing called me OCD because i showered morning and night.
this was in fucking summer where it was hitting 35+ maximum and like 28 degrees by 9 am AND training/gymming smfh
>>60375448
that's because men like masturbating in the shower
tfw no nutjob effy gf
Could someone please explain rimming to me
How could anyone enjoy eating ass?
Tpop
https://youtu.be/pweJAoKGF7I
Feel like shit ngl
>>60375448
I-I shower 3.5 times a week
>>60375471
showering multiple times a day is bad for your skin, you better have been using lotion
>>60375493
it's taboo? I honestly don't know but I always see people talking about it
>>60375493
ask yer ma
>>60375516
In the bath la?
why do ian broudie and that other cunt look so much alike
>>60375533
i will be once this house sells yee
cant wait to fuckin' move
>>60375448
i-i shower like 1.3 times per week
heading to Sainsbury's in an hour lads, what can I get you?
>>60375515
in summer it's a genuine necessity unless you're a sedentary smelly cunt.
from about october until april it's hot enough to shower pure cold anyway.
i've seen this happen in other people's lives and now it's happening in mine
>>60375471
Did you actually soap yourself off? I'd probably just step into the shower to cool off in that weather
>>60375564
dumb frog poster
about to 'ead to the 'ia to eat some 'go 'za
>>60375544
So you're moving to Bath?
Really nice..
>>60375448
Gives me hope of a gf
FIENDING for a maccy-dizzlas
>>60375354
same
>>60375548
Pound cake enoch powell
>>60375552
I live in Phoenix, Arizona where its around 40C most of the year and I would only shower once in the morning before I go out
>>60375578
Nice 'o 'a brah. Check out mine
>>60375617
i am assuming that's direct desert heat. that 35+ is temperature minus humidity, where humidity is frequently above 80%.
>>60375617
nobody fucking asked
>>60375564
There is no sun without shadow, and it is essential to know the night.
>>60375651
damn that looks so tasty, i wish i was living in the first world
>>60375660
>temperature minus humidity
1v1 me if u think ur hard enuff
http://en.lichess.org/NXt7ouZv
look at this fucking dog
>>60375651
>liquid diabetes
I got sick at the fucking doctors office
WTF
our Cals facebook
https://www.fb.com/clc123
>>60375684
what's not to understand?
humidity is massive in how hot a day seems.
Got to go clothes shopping in central L D N
S M H
M
H
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E4TLto-nKfU
>>60375715
who?
>>60375705
its a convenient place to get sick at
NOT AN ARGUMENT
>>60375757
I didn't find getting sick very conventient
>>60375734
>he hasn't mastered the art of online shopping
>>60375754
westmidchav
>>60375815
getting it delivered is the thing doe, out at work all week laddo.
>>60375762
appeal to /brit/ heh not a real meme
>>60375835
just pick it up at your local post office after worK?
>>60375835
don't trust your neighbour?
>>60375853
>>60375853
>not a real meme
that meme needs to get forced here
my gf and i
we have the best banter :D
>>60375856
courier depots are all over the place, usually 40+ mins journey away.
>>60375994
shitposters gonna shitpost xD
>>60375994
knew an asian named tina
right slag she was
>>60375994
damn
>being this much of a beta orbiter
>>60375994
Feel for Asian dudes desu
>>60375994
kek at the maths bit
>>60375994
I hope this is fake (it most likely is because a woman could never make it to the same maths class that an asian could)
who's next?
http://lichess.org/zTSUXOyo
unless ya want a rematch TL
>>60376070
>>>/reddit/
>>60376070
How did you know it was me?
>>60376062
who said it was the same class?
>>60376070
literally getting karma on reddit as I type this :)
>>60376084
you're the only competent player i've played on /brit/
apart from chesslad ofc.
>>60376084
it's a plot to gain access to our IPs
>>60376077
>>60376099
great
>>60376116
Playing me is just waiting for me to make a massive mistake tbf.
>>60376120
Haven't seen an admiral ackbar post in fakin years
wew this thread is slow might delete it
>>60376222
i fucking dare you to. see what happens. just see what'll happen to you.
>>60376246
you lay one finger on him and I'll get Janny boy to come round with the heavies and cave your skull in, sonny jim.
anyone of you also have tight sack syndrome?
>you can't delete a thread this old
>>60376272
<3
>>60376274
You mean where your nut sack refuses to drop unless you blow multiple loads back to back? Yeah, I look like a child most days but with a larger member bulging through my trousers.
>>60376274
drink more water lad
>>60376274
Kinda like the feeling of a tight sack.
no, just a tight testis satchel, regardless of ejaculatory habits
when it's cold it can get uncomfortably tight
Wait wait wait.
There are actual grime listening chavs that post on /brit/?
>>60376362
Oh, well yeah, still the same, I was just explaining my own personal remedy but yeah... Whatever floats your boats lad
>>60376362
no era penal
>>60376386
are cal does yeah
genuinely good listen
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CfNj2E4RpDQ
>Mum threw out all my old VHS tapes
>Some of those tapes are worth hundreds or thousands of pounds to collectors
>>60376423
Who doxxed him?
>>60376386
I like grime
do you think that overexposure to traps can turn you a bit... fruity?
>>60376458
dunno, just searched callum on the archive
>>60376449
i dislike nazis, but i wish those dutch fags could get bombed again by germans
>>60376478
mental
>>60376486
proper nuts aint it
>>60376472
There's absolutely nothing fruity about liking traps.
>>60376456
autism.
classic
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZOstJLtTJso
>>60376501
tis
see you there lads x
If America was built by the slaves, does that mean Rome was built by British slaves 2bh?
>traps
>>60376541
'no'
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q-KUbflnMEs
>>60376456
think I've still got about 20 episodes of late 90's pre internet 5 star fapping classic series "Erotic Dreams" lying around somewhere.
might be a good idea to seek them out one day and try and correct my detriorated fap habits
5000 gbp for the lot
>>60376481
looks just like mexico lol
>>60376541
American was built by the Chinese and Irish and now maintained by the Mexican. Everybody knows this.
>>60376520
kidulthood was bretty gud actually
>>60376589
post bart with una vela larga
>>60376589
JAJAJAJAJA
>BBC says Sun's claim that 'Auntie is anti-white' is 'utterly ridiculous'
>The BBC: “As we have under-representation of people from ethnic minority backgrounds in script editing roles at the BBC it’s the right thing to do.”
>Admit to being anti-white
>Claim you're not anti-white
who else /rapist/ here
>>60376637
wahey
>>60376631
>>60376623
>>60376637
PIRATES LOL
I just got back from Fabric. Myears are ringing too much
why is Paul Ince so JUST tier?
I swear if he wasn't a footballer he'd be in a autist home
>>60376637
what's the story here?
>>60376637
>following
wew lad
>>60376683
that it wasn't pennalty
FFS PAUL
HOW DID HE GET PAST THE JOB INTERVIEW TO BE A MANAGER ???
>>60376681
Did you chirpse Nina la?
>>60376683
we are rapists part of a rapist forum
that's not much else to it
>>60376700
seems like a decent tactic tbf
Listening to some Todd 'The God' Edwards hehe
The yank that invented UKG.
>>60376728
you're doing my fucking nut with these shitty little ~5 word snarky comments
>>60376700
lel
>>60376700
bit racist tbf. never seen Alan Pardew's tactics being exposed
>>60376749
oh is that a fact?
History repeats itself lads.
>>60376758
want to pick your ballbag like a fresh apple, twist and pull
>>60376790
It would be extremely painful
>>60376711
I wish
>>60376768
the selection circles are a bit different on the nazi one
>Muhammed Ali
Why is everyone worshiping this racist cunt?
>>60376844
hello greasy A level student
my birthday next week
I'm celebrating here, what you lads getting
>>60376844
A, it's not racism when it's poc's. And 2, he was objectively the world's greatest. C, he stood up to the man.
>>60376887
I'll bring the cake la
>>60376921
DON'T DROP THAT SHIT...
racist on da street
walkin on ya feet
when da bobbies on da beat
when ya did da hate speech
its da O sixteen
havent u heard
what u expect to happen
when u say da nasty word
>>60376887
I'll bring the BBQ
Back in the USSR
you lads need anything?
>>60376844
>diminishing a quite literal GOAT
>>60376887
getting you a nice big virtual hug
:3333333333333333333333333
>>60376933
yellow cake isn't going to explode if it is agitated you fucking fat fuck
>>60376940
alri BBQ lad
>>60376950
Unless you're black you're a cuck
>Worshiping someone who was racist towards whites
>>60376946
an ak 47 and vodka plz
>>60376887
Birthday balloons on me hehe
>>60376950
is he ok?
>>60376957
I can't tell if you were born this century or just hate your life.
>>60376984
who, homer ? ?
>>60377018
This has to be fake. Owen "The Cuck" Jones isn't that bad surely.
Hello lads
I am sad all by myself, please say something nice to a fellow anon
>life is boring and shit
>feel sad
>something nice happens
>but it ends
>now feel even more sad because things are back to normal and you also miss the nice thing
It seems like the pursuit of happiness only brings more suffering.
yellowcake is as safe as sand. you could put a cigarette out in a bucket of yellowcake, dumb fucking nigger
>>60377040
It wasn't meant for public circulation
>>60377064
calm down
also fuck off (Y).
>>60377056
>Not indulging in 2D to forget all the nasty 3DPD world
>>60376637
that's so joke lmao
reckon i might buy a chastity belt and feminine cloths and become jewish poleaboo
>>60377041
are you still gonna help me with my maths homework?
A brit Grill said i was cheeky, but not a cunt. What did she meant to say?
>>60375258
Is this a patrician movie?
Maybe I have poor taste, but [spoiler]Steph was a bit of a waifu for me as a kid[/spoiler]
>>60377056
Your chakras are dangerously out of alignment, brother.
When did you realise that despite muh guns, America is far more left wing and cucked than we are lads?
In Britain if an illegal is located they're promptly arrested and deported. It's not government policy of any mainstream political party to stop deporting illegals.
In the US they have "sanctuary states", states where illegals can freely live and not get deported. In these states illegals can even go to school and get scholarships for uni. No mainstream political party in the US wants to deport illegals and Obama made millions of them into legal citizens.
lads been thinking of getting a road bike but don't like the public's hate for cyclists
>>60377085
OVEN
>>60377088
t.some nonce cunt that moved out of his country to a crime ridden shithole just so he can get a few more shekels
>>60377123
excellent post
xanax KO'd me so suddenly that I awoke just now with the curtains wide open and the sun shining in, two candles burning on the windowsill with the window open and the net curtain blowing around them, and my laptop on the bed with a long dead /brit/ still open
>>60377112
That's because America has more jews than Israel.
The only reason they have guns and free speech is thankfully someone wrote down a rule ages ago.
>>60377140
>passing out on bars instead of shitposting all night
You're doing it wrong la
>>60377123
When are you going to dress up like a woman?
>>60376804
you're a sizeable fella
>>60377107
alrightish, despite having Sting in it.
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3625503/The-neo-Nazi-swastika-breast-Vote-Leave-badge-vest-Holocaust-deniers-EDL-fascists-posing-Kray-twins-grave-violent-thugs-racists-hijacking-Brexit-campaign.html
Dailymail sure is shilling hard for Bremain lads.
>>60377140
>Xanax
m8 you got poorly measured bathtub phenazepam
>>60377109
How do I fix them?
>>60377123
oven magnets can be racists...but if we say something against them...they call us NAZIS
WTF????
interesting
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-36454060
>>60377193
>This blatant propaganda
>Those blatantly manipulated votes in the top comments
>>60377203
Bin your television, read Marcus Aurelius and Epicurus, sort your diet out and do exercise regularly.
The Brexiters are up EARLY this morning. not even brushing their teeth or having a full brekkie
straight to shitposting
http://crossfade.io/#!/rphrsrylug
this when lads
>>60377233
Well, which diet should I go for? There are do many recommended diets these days.
>>60377123
>what are jews
>Bremainers wouldn't bat an eyelid if Reich-chancellor Merkel issued a diktat banning full English brekkies
Makes me sick.
>There are people that browse a right wing imageboard that are voting Bremain unironically.
Doesn't give me much hope for Brexit lads. Real life is a lot less right wing than 4chan.
>>60377248
Always wondered how ISIS etc. would react if "behave or we blow up the magic cube"
>>60377255
don't follow some gimmick diet
Just eat a balanced diet of home-made food and cut sugar consumption to almost nothing.
>>60377291
where? at uni or guildford or some shit?
but the only cool jew was lenin though :0)
>>60377304
What you saying about Guildford m8?
>>60375299
Very good post.
post los simpson
>>60377321
I'm just thinking of posh places
Bremainers are cowards who hate this country
can't think of a single mexican that helped humanity in any way
>Gonna go fishing at a reservoir in the city today
>Council website says "You can purchase a day ticket from a Park Ranger at the pool or Visitor Centres"
>Neither are open on sundays
Does that mean you can't fish on Sunday? It doesn't say anywhere that fishing is banned on Sunday.
why do indians vote for more muslims
are they just buttmad that their white colleagues who didnt get in with a fake diploma are better than them?
reminder that the majority of people voting for Brexit are pensioners and old people who couldn't care about jobs being lost.
the true cucks are young people voting for brexit even though it will tarnish their chance of ever getting on the housing ladder
>>60377358
Sorry man....i am not anti-semitic but a good goy, and i actually like your women
>>60377393
The only housing remainers will get is a hate speech gulag m8
>>60377393
>Bremain trotting out comments from saudi royals saying that a Brexit could lead to them buying less property as if this is a bad thing
Ah yes I want pakis to buy up more of London.
>>60377358
>>60377123
Why are you posting on an antisemitic website Chaim?
>Bremainers
Marxist fifth-columnists with reefer madness
>Brexisters
Inward looking, scared little racists with grey livers and grey eyes.
>Abstainers
Ubermensch that have transcended to a higher state of consciousness
>>60377403
More posts like this and less shitposting pls.
>>60377429
>>Bremainers
>Marxist fifth-columnists with reefer madness
what what?????
marxists hate the EU
>>60377429
Abstaining is a vote for remain you cuck.
>>60377429
hitchens pls go
>>60377443
an australian calling me shitposter.
WTF???
>>60377393
all those jobs lost for poor politicians who can't get into Brussel or Strasbourg anymore
the hurt is real :(
I AM THE
INCRE
INCRE
INCREDIBLE GENERAL
>I don't like foreign investment because it comes from people that I'm not fond of
>>60377403
>tfw boner but also physically sick
>>60377393
I don't care about jobs being lost. A loss of sovereignty and greater integration with the united states of europe needs to be avoided at all costs. You're happy to sell the country to Brussels because of a slight, highly tenous possible drop in GDP, which makes you a fucked up delusional retard who shouldn't even be allowed to vote.
Liberty > GDP
>>60377487
>foreign investment
They're parasites lad. They're buying up London just to rent it back to us.
who /eastfacingwindow/ here?
wish noon would hurry up and get here
>>60377403
too late dirty beaner i have used my connections with the dimona agency and lets just say once shit hits the fan you'll be taken back to the time you sacrificed children to some snake god
>>60377506
People I didn't vote for make my laws either way. Why should I care if those people are British Tories or Euro Tories?
>>60377487
pakis are bad and we should be using nuclear weapons on them for trying to take us over
>>60377502
>Hey anon, why do you have an album called """ben_harrison""?
how would you respond?
>>60377521
so 1987
Can I apply for a disabled badge for my autism lads?
>>60377487
Yes Russian/Saudi/Qatari oil blood money massively inflating property prices buying homes they never use is really helping our property markets
We WILL have an EU army
>>60377521
man man, i am a member of world without nazism...so your connections can't harm me, or call me the new hitler
>Go to purchase an ANNUAL fishing licence
>Valid until 31/03/2017
So what kind of crazy definition of ANNUAL is this?
Lads, I'm hungry but it's too early for breakfast.
I'm thinking bout dem beans...
>>60377540
"I didn't kidnap you and put you in this dungeon so you could talk back"
>>60377573
no, we won't.
>>60377583
The financial/tax year starts on 1st April. You should have bought it 2 months ago to get the full benefit, or they should have given you a discount now.
as a stoner, if Brexit happens, will my tri-monthly visit to Amsterdam be more expensive?
>>60377573
That's what the refugees are there for
the gf
>>60377616
tax year starts on the 6th of April you mong
t. Accountant
>>60377616
>The financial/tax year starts on 1st April.
That still doesn't explain it.
Annual = 1 year
This is 10 months.
>>60375715
he deleted it?
oh Ramadan starts tomorrow
can't wait to eat infront of the pakis
might unironically move to somewhere in east asia
>>60377621
>tri-monthly
Wew
>>60377576
me on the left
>day festival yesterday, got quite pinged
>got an eye test where they'll shine lights into my eyes in two hours
Fun. Don't think I'll be allowed to wear sunglasses for it sadly
>>60377643
>those veiny man hands
>>60377518
What is this? The EU datamining to triangulate a hate speech fugitive's house?
>>60377677
this desu
Taiwan for me or Hong Kong
>Glastonbury is on the same day as the EU referendum
Might have a bowl of shreddies
>>60377663
nah, u just need a fb account to see it
>>60377699
Omg I love her
She's perfect desu
>have you got a job yet anon?
Trump coming to the UK before the day of Brexit
>>60377733
Hoping a Ramalamb heatwave will knock off a few OAP remainers
>it's a "guy throws a decoy at the path you and 4 team mates are running along in cs" episode
ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh yes brilliant! throw fucking decoys where we are!
>>60377763
Got an interview with UPS on Monday morning la
>>60377773
not good
>>60377748
post more pictures
>Playing counter strike
>>60377763
Literally got laid off on Friday
Fml
>>60377601
The wheels are already in motion. Our military alliance with France is the first step, we'll be sharing aircraft carriers
http://www.theguardian.com/world/2015/mar/08/jean-claude-juncker-calls-for-eu-army-european-commission-miltary
>>60377733
Don't think it will make much difference
If we assume that Glasto has mostly hippie lefties going to it (it doesn't really), a lot of hippie lefties don't like the EU.
>>60377751
she is the typical /pol/ described jew though
>she support refugees
>>60377815
Glasto is the biggest normie festival out there.
Normies are Bremainers
>>60377807
Ah yes, sharing our STOVL carriers with France's CATOBAR planes.
Mug.
>>60377821
>she is a refugee
I don't care she's perfect
>>60377830
what the fuck is wrong with you you stupid cunt
>we need an EU army to defend ourselves against
Putin!
>>60377843
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/defence/8556054/We-should-share-aircraft-carrier-say-French.html
>>60377939
autism
>>60377939
YOU'RE STILL FUCKING EARLY
