1st for Purple Aki
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
3rd for In-N-Out Burgers
>>60377845
>purple aki will never cop a feel on your biceps
HAHA OY VEY OR I WILL PUT MY TITS IN UR FACE
Why do Brexit racists hate the idea of an EU army?
>>60377873
>tfw purple aki will never mire you
;__________;
If we had an EU army we wouldn't be able to defend the Falklands or Gibraltar
>>60377882
It would be shite. The only two militaries in the EU with full-spectrum capability are the UK and France, the rest are basic af.
Bremainers are pathetic cowards who can't fathom anything but the status quo
WE ARE ALL AMERICAN PEOPLE
>>60377878
>>60377937
I love you
>>60377925
the only good of the pirate hag tatcher...is that she is still provoking butthurt in argentina
when was the last time Britain alone went into a war? we simply can't stand alone, it's better to intertwine with our allies
>no neo nazi brexit gf
>>60377964
le cut inside maggie
>>60377983
do these neo nazis know that Hitler loved muslims?
got a £5 budget for Sainsbury's lads, what to buy?
>>60378024
no era penal!!!
>>60377981
It works fine how it is, we don't need to merge out countries, why would we?
>>60377964
Don't you EVER, EVER, EVER insult are maggie like that AGAIN. You don't want to get on my bad side and that's the perfect way to do it sunshine. Watch your bloody mouth.
>>60378024
Are you sad you're the Scotland of Europe for Euro 16?
>it's an expat thinks his opinion matters episode
>>60378026
he only said that to form a bigger alliance against the jewish menace
with the jews out of the way he would have treated the muslims like the parasites they are
>>60377983
>Tattooing between your tits so it looks hairy
Your country is shit haha
>>60378086
traitorous cunt
REMINDER that SNP will force another scottish independence referendum if Brexit happens
>>60378097
WE ARE ALL AMERICAN PEOPLE
>>60378037
Yazoo
>>60378090
LMFAO
Can get odds of 3.25 on 55.01-60% in favour of remain, Considering £50 on that.
>>60378067
>we
>>60378114
Says the guy who abandoned his country for muslim chink ladyboy land
Expats are generally dull people ngl.
>>60378148
Good one pirate
>>60378115
If the guesswhos can incite a coup in Ukraine why can't they do it on the SNP?
>>60378145
which bookie
>>60378147
>>60378148
I've noticed your bitterness doesn't remove my citizenship.
>>60377802
please delete this r*cist image
>>60378173
because they have access to guns
>>60378145
Bookies are shit at politics
>>60378083
we didn't deserve to be there, but i'm sure we'll be back to choke in many other forthcoming EC's
>>60378177
bet365
also 1.3 for remain. seems like free money.(leave is 3.5)
>>60377981
Falklands
look at this fucking dog
>>60378181
you're generally disliked here
cara 2bh lads
>>60378208
>>60378115
scotland cannot survive independently
their whole economic argument was based on optimistic oil price projections, and we know what happened there.
>>60378202
they were bang on for scotref
>>60378228
>>60378224
>4 seconds difference
Why do you think you needed to point this out?
>>60378224
no he isn't
bremainer scum like you are
>>60378224
lol the chicANO
cant believe I text her last night reeeeeeee
>Bremain is warning that Brexit could cause London house prices to fall by 20%.
>This is supposed to make people vote remain
This just shows how out of fucking touch the average Londoner is.
Do people think that people outside of London give one single shit about London or Londoners?
>buy-to-let landlord here p-please don't put us into negative equity :(((((((((((
From the bookies odds the implied percentages are:
Remain: 76.92%
Leave: 28.57%
(If you reply asking why this adds up to 105% I'll just laugh at you)
>>60378250
self-fulfilling prophecy
they didnt want to give courage to yes voters
Remember a vote for leave is a vote for worldwide chaos and devastation
>>60378325
Bookies only care about the bottom line
>>60378322
If you're that confident, put your savings on it.
>>60378322
now I'm not a math genius but 76.92+28.57 surely is more than 100%
>>60378339
how can you vote for something that's already there
>>60378361
Then why don't they factor in the aggregate of phone and internet polls that put leave ahead? Why don't they factor in turnout of demographics?
>>60378362
I'm going to put £200 on remain and the £200 new account bonus on it as well, and maybe £50 on 55-60% remain
Voting out btw
>>60378299
hahahaa what did you say
>>60378204
Real talk :
Your squad, like England, would be better if you dump the old weight (Robin, Rooney etc)
>>60378393
Because those polls simply ignore the "not sures" 90% of whom always choose the safe option on the day
Hungry AS FUCK but nothing decent in the house.
What shall I go cop for brekky lads?
>>60378401
fair play
Just had to wipe my arse with anti septic surface wipes
>>60378363
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vigorish
>>60378442
cornetto
>>60378322
I already laugh at you
>>60378453
>meme answers
FOC
>>60378430
The not sures either wont turn out or just said they werent sure because when they picked up the phone there were cucks in the room
>Pass me those lie detector results
>We asked thailad "did you leave the UK because you are wanted for noncing children?" He said no, why did you say no?
>"Because I was telling the truth"
>Test says you're a liar pal
>>60378416
wish rooney would fuck off
>>60378450
>you can get charged by for placing a bet
>>60378479
giggling like a schoolgirl here
>>60378479
A nonce would honestly be better off in the UK for a variety of reasons. You lads are really missing a trick with the ladyboy banter though. That's a real meme.
>>60378477
Bag of raw potatoes lightly salted in the shit of a malnourished homeless man.
>>60378449
I once opened a pack of rizlas and chained them all with spittle for bogroll
Will ar Nige storm Brussels with the lads if its a remain vote
me in the pic
Me behind the camera
>it's another guinness poo on a sunday edition
fuck sake lads why do i do this to myself
>>60378410
fuck all but still
>Australian posters
Consistently shite.
>>60378548
im a bit worried surface wipes will give me ass cancer
>>60378587
t. bremain voter
>>60378583
hahaha youll be right m8
>>60378572
is it weird of me if I waved back?
>>60378587
Luckily nobody cares what you think
>>60378598
broff yourself.
>>60378587
um wtf??
>>60378502
The odds are set so that the bookie can always skim some profit off the top
Look at any 50/50 bet. They had the sex of the royal baby at 10/11 for both male and female. So the change of each was 52.38%.
Btw here are the implied % for the US presidential elecs
Clinton - 73.53%
Trump - 27.78%
Sanders - 5.88%
Biden - 2.94%
>>60378616
Actually I'm widely regarded as the best poster in this runt general, I a tastemaker in terms of /brit/ public opinion.
>>60378616
>>60378638
get him boys
absolutely fucking FREEZING lads FUCKING REEEEEEEEEEEE
i am literally brendan freeser right now it is so fucking COLD
>>60378645
>runt posting
clearly the worst posters
>>60378645
Ahaha probably not though dude x
Is there anything more runtish than buying scratchcards?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fFEIHNp-B_4
>>60378662
Pouring rain here at 15 degrees.
Wondering how I can possibly enhance the comfy.
>>60378640
politics betting makes no sense
you can't predict something swayed by world events and public mood shifts
Just filtered all Australians, no idea why I waited this long.
If only I could filter those dismal mouth-breathers in real life. London is crawling with 'em.
>>60378702
It's almost as if there's a risk to gambling.
pirates...
>>60378640
Hillary will shit the bed never mind not win
>'em.
>>60378741
leddit on pooicide watch
>when he doesn't browse /ck/
>>60378702
Betting odds drift depending on how much money has been placed on each outcome. They actually reflect the consensus pretty well.
If you placed a few million quid on remain you'd personally shift the odds on it down slightly.
font
Lads, Vardy to Arsenal
Your thoughts?
>when he types mfw but doesn't attach an image
literally mfw
>>60378777
If someone bet a million wouldnt they suspend bets and do an inquiry into the referendum??
Is Switzerland in the free movement area?
If they give them £1755/month whether you work or not, I'm actually moving there
Would absolutely WRECK an Indian buffet right now, WEW!!!!!
Good morning, mindless puppets.
*wiggles my fingers and you dance the waltz*
>>60378823
>>60378809
leicester are going to flop horribly in the CL and tank our coefficient even further
we are unironically going to lose our 4th CL spot lmao
Lads, kick the ball
Your thoughts?
>Hitchens complains about the EU all his life
>Says he won't be voting because 'la dee da hark at thee'
prick
Going to the gf shop anyone want anything
>>60378936
feminine penis model pls
>>60378821
Well you probably need multiple accounts in different names to bet that much on online bookies but I doubt it would cause any problems because there are bored rich people who throw silly money around all the time.
>>60378534
Do all the Thais think you're a nonce? Hear they hate foreigners
>>60378936
thick and unshaved with nice tits and pretty eyes
>>60378901
*calcification intensifies*
Sissy. Brit. Boys.
>>60379022
hi karen
long time no see
>>60378881
If they lose their best players (which they might)
But if they keep them and play like Atletico, they can go farther then Arsenal
>t. Arsenal fan
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/video_and_audio/headlines/36452162
get really fucking sick and tired of this traitorous paki
>>60378979
Only spergs on /brit/ pretend think that. Thais are generally lovely people.
>been wearing monthly disposables for 3 months
will i go blind
really like her, gorgeous girl and down to earth. has a PhD too.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P6bnZlW4mVk
My mum has got the weirdest, degen friends ever and she is such a nice , pretty woman.
Doesn't add up.
>>60379111
>>60379111
you dont know what your mum is really like
>>60378216
Sierra Leone actually, ~15 years ago
>>60379134
I think I know my mum, mate. You want a fucking fight??
Do you reckon rape victims can identify their attacker by the size of their dick?
Like if their husband has a 5 inch dick and they tell the police their rapist was much biger or thicker than him, can the police make them take a viagra and do a cock line-up?
Only just realised how similar breaking bad and dexter was.
>Things go a lot worse once new kid is born
>Cop sibling catches them
>Go mental in the end
>>60379103
>meme hair
>youtuber
>shit taste in music
Sentence: death by firing squad
>>60379103
>nigger music
dropped
>>60379173
women can't conceptualize the size of dicks. you've got to have a really enormous one for women to really differentiate it from all the other dicks they've taken. i'm talking shane diesel tier
Goal GF
https://twitter.com/evavanhousen
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CBY0bZWKehQ
classique molyneux
>>60379229
Most girls measure their bf's dick, "just for fun", but really to tell if they have something to brag about to their friends
>>60379184
thought the first season of dexter was superb. after that it was a gradual downhill spiral into dogshit
>>60379235
for fucks SAKES.
Can't nazis, race realists or stormniggers either hide their support or pretend to vote REMAIN?
These cunts are why practically everybody under 30 wants to remain.
Because of muh racism.
>>60379263
the guy who played dexter was holding back laughing at his own lines near the end
>>60379263
I liked em all. Preferred it over BB as well.
>>60379235
degenerate whore, mentally unfit
literally don't watch any TV series and end up very lost in conversations with normals when they reference something
what one should I check out
>>60378702
Clinton will rig the election
Wanna make a bet?
going to be an absolute scorcher today, above 12°C, mental
>>60379173
>>60379229
>>60379254
I have a man's issue and I'd appreciate your help.
>Measure penis (Bone pressed - Rule against stomach)
>Unironically 8 inches, not joking
>Measure it around
>Meh only 5.5 inches
>See all these penises shitposted on /b/ and /soc/ and even some faggot posting a trap on a blue board
>All look bigger than mine
Is it the angle, am I measuring wrong, or is 10 inches just the norm these days?
>>60379235
- Those tattoos aren't real
- She is an invented character like Evalion
- If she was for real she would have deleted her twitter not be giving contact details
- She is probably working for MI5
>>60379254
women really do that, though, and i don't think guys realize it. it's a big secret women keep from men. they talk about dicks all the time with eachother. i kept in contact with a friend of my ex gf's and she mentioned a time where she talked about my dick in pretty good detail to her girlfriends. luckily she wasn't making fun of it or anything, but women talk about sex way more than men do with each other
>>60379323
The Wire
Sopranos
Berlin Alexanderplatz
The World at War
War & Peace
Don't watch what the runts watch.
>>60379323
The office us is good. Some good british ones are the royle family and early doors. Father ted is great and I'm alan partridge. Some other good american ones are breaking bad and Dexter. Peep show is good as well.
>>60378640
>Sanders - 5.88%
It's literally 0% holy shit what the fuck why even give him 6%?
>>60379323
i've been on /brit/ for three years and there's always an irishman asking for movie/tv recs. are you the same guy? are you just a film buff or what?
>>60379354
>wah, my giant dick isn't big enough
>m-muh self esteem
Fuck off pornstar, some of us have real problems
racist on da street
runnin on ya feet
when da bobbies on da beat
when ya did da hate speech
its da O sixteen
havent u heard
what u expect to happen
when u say da nasty word
love to see young blacks get money
>>60379413
>giant dick
that's the thing though
It doesn't look even slightly giant.
In fact I'd say literally 100% of cocks I've seen on this shitty website have been bigger.
You know I don't think I'd care that much about white people dying out as long as we weren't being replaced by fucking Muslims.
Anyone else sure but not THEM for FUCKS SAKES.
Used to want a tights gf or a Sophie gf
Now I want both
>Chilling in the club minding my own business
>Me and my black mates and some white niggers
what did he mean by this?
>>60379374
The Wire is deeply jewish.
>le sophisticated entrepreneurial black guy
>magical gay cowboy who lum dem greek mythology n shit
>the wise black cop who makes u think
>black serial killers disposing of evidence
>>60379502
Saying he is superior to whites.
http://www.strawpoll.me/10402422
http://www.strawpoll.me/10402422
http://www.strawpoll.me/10402422
>>60379502
>>60379378
Yeah I've seen Father Ted obviously and I'm Alan Partridge and Peep Show etc, I'm talking more about Breaking Bad and GOT and that shit
>>60379411
nah dunno what you mean I hardly see any films either
>>60379506
the wire almost makes me sympathize with the plight of black inner city americans
>tfw the slow, aching progression of balding
i've got at most four more years of having a full head of hair in yet i'm still a scrawny shut in. knowing myself i'll only get into being fit once i visibly show hair loss and the dichotomy will balance itself out
>>60379354
dont stretch your foreskin to add length or suck in your stomach because who are you kidding
also female pornstars are half-pints to make dicks look bigger
>>60379486
tights mentioned
spotting my first grey hairs at age 28
>>60379354
>>60379441
>what is perspective
ahhh yes
>>60379564
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3625503/The-neo-Nazi-swastika-breast-Vote-Leave-badge-vest-Holocaust-deniers-EDL-fascists-posing-Kray-twins-grave-violent-thugs-racists-hijacking-Brexit-campaign.html
what do you lads think about this article?
the literal:
>brexiters are racists
argument
>>60379625
>dailymail
The fuck?
Whose fucking side are they on?
They just spout shit to piss off either side.
>>60379646
Weird, it's almost like they're unbiased.
>>60379506
dodgy jew lawyer though
Britain actually belongs to black people
>>60379620
spotted my first grey's at 15. haven't really progressed since then. are you balding?
>>60379660
>The DAYLT MAYUL
>UNBIASED
LMAO LAD
I BET YOU VOTE FOR BRITAIN FIRST YOU BLOODY TORY TAX DODGING RACIST
>>60379592
Had to buzz my hair at 20. Literally stopped giving a shit after like a day.
>>60379683
I had a little grey batch on the back of my head for as long as I can remember.
And a fifth of my hairs end in grey but are not grey themselves.
It's weird
>the daily fail
i seriously hope you guys dont do this
I don't know why man's callin' me family all of a sudden
Like hmm, my mum don't know your mum
Stop telling man you're my cousin
>>60379683
Not balding at all, hair is still very thick and hairline hasn't moved
If you seriously think a race war isnt going to happen in Europe, turn off the TV you smug scoffing wank
>>60379723
When does the bacon narwhal?
she wants a man from brum
me in the white hoodie
>have to wear a suit today
> no tie clip
To the lovely staff at TheLadBible, fuck you. I know you guys are reading this because I just came across an article that included over 20 posts from here just copy and pasted into your shitty site.
>>60379841
link
>>60379841
link or pic?
>>60379853
>>60379857
want to know if their memes were spicy enough
>>60379841
please tell me you're joking
>>60379789
t. middle class white male from the Home Counties
>>60379853
pics of link?
>>60379877
was this a question
Are there any good british movies out right now? i love mike leigh... he's just about the only british director in the last 30 years that i've really gotten into
>>60379841
>cor
>blarg
>lads
>bloke
>phwoar
>footy
>what a lad
fuck this site
>>60379883
Why would he be? Lad Bible are parasites
Gimme some decent lounge and bossa nova recommendations phammo.
>>60379979
I, Daniel Blake
>>60380013
doxxed
give me the fucking link
>getting baited this hard
kek
Won 25 quid on the lotto...
Any nice new pornstars that came on the scene this year?
>>60379979
You will probably like Ben Wheatley
>>60380070
lottery is negative EV, its a tax on the dumb.
inb4 reddit
I don't have enough airmiles to get the arctic set :-(
>>60380072
all the new pornstars look like pre-pubescent girls desu
the yids are doubling down
>>60380000
Getz/Gilberto is the go-to bossa nova
>>60380000
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CDOzSwXuZqI
>>60380099
>its a tax on the dumb
>>60380072
michelle cera
>lottery is negative EV, its a tax on the dumb.
>>60379979
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aqkqF--v1tg
good film
morning lads
let the cat out, but i'm not watching the door
hope no other cats come in
>inb4 reddit
*ingests feces*
*dies of smoke inhalation*
>>60380099
exactly this. hate it when i'm stuck in a queue in a shop because some shit for brains council estate scummer is buying a bunch of scratchards. few things scream "lower class third eye blinded runt" than buying scratchcards.
the gf and I
>>60380149
*creeps in*
>remembering the times when the only immigrants british bitched about were the polish
>not even four years ago we could make fun of paki's in public without looking of your shoulder for fear of being stabbed
>>60380149
once my mate walked into his living room to find a stranger cat dragging a dead pigeon with it
cannot stand asians they look like aliens
>>60380208
didn't realise the french actually are amphibians
>>60380208
That's such a badly composed shot
>>60380236
post fucking machines
the gf
>>60380228
Left by back door open once and this really fat ginger cat was standing in my living room and he was really friendly
so cute hehe
poo
thoughts?
good new films?
>>60380228
>>60380217
really want to shut the door now, but my cat gets scared and comes screaming back if I do that
>>60380261
muh golden ratio
When I was a kid it was perfectly fine to refer to people as half-caste.
>>60380277
Just did one. 6/10, room for more pleasure.
>>60380282
don't you trust him with a key?
Getting my daily dose of Molyneux and Sargon lads
>>60380308
>him
fuck off shitlord
>>60380268
you are gonna wake up one night with a knife stuck up your arse stupid runt
>when his library isn't v0 VBR Mp3
