Real Yank Hours edition
/brit/
baka
new thread 2bh
Want a white or Indian gf
bart
ostin
real time to go to bed hour
forgot I had agreed to cover a bar shift for someone until mid afternoon at a bbq with a beer in my hand. Had to do 2 hours of public transport to even get back to the right place only to find the bar pretty much devoid of customers and 3 barstaff already on shift and bored senseless.
Considered just asking if I could fuck off home but the band setting up looked interesting so I stuck it out.
Got bought drinks by several strangers, gave several rounds of shots away to pretty girls, got molested a little bit by one of them who saw me come out from behind the bar to collect some glasses.
One of the doormen dragged some lad out of the bogs and took a baggie of what looked like coke from him and kicked the kid out, at the end of the night the doorman gave me the baggie of coke, currently feeling pretty wired and upbeat.
went to town and a bouncer called me a "good looking lad"
happy tbqh
i activate ... my spin card
good news lads
the nasal spray i bought has fixed my problem hahaha yipeee
>>60372792
>at the end of the night the doorman gave me the baggie of coke
for what purpose?
Asians
*clears throat*
>>60372792
miss doing cocaine 2bh
>>60372806
>tfw my cones remain undoubled
life is suffering
end it NOW
>>60372792
>taking random confiscated drugs given to you by a bouncer
ahh yes very responsible
would probably do the same tho haha
lads quickly who's the long haired bankers bonuses leftie guy
>>60372862
russel brand
>>60372849
*throws a knife at you and misses*
awww, dangit!
giving it a go
>>60372862
russel howard
why do far rightists believe that liberals are leftists?
>>60372606
>>60372653
It means me, cause I just spent 60 quid on a hoodie that will look shit on me
amiright?
cara 2bh lads
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MAioK8ZJhJE
*takes an absolute SHIT on your chest while you're sleeping*
ahahahah bantered you off "propah loike" as the proles say
>>60372756
sad to think i'll never get to motorboat those titties
>>60372912
Saw her on a magazine wearing some weird looking outfit the other day
>>60372923
*beheads you*
why do white people get all the shit for slavery when it was practised all around the world until the british empire banned it in the 1830s and the whole civilized world eventually followed suit? arabs were literally the great slave traders of history but their countries are shit now so they're not worth guilt tripping is that how this works
>>60372923
*fucks your pooey arse as you are getting up from squatting over my chest*
>>60372929
BURRRR TIDDIES
>>60372946
because blacks are absolute mardarses tbqh
>>60372944
gud lad
trump trump trump trump trump
>>60372946
>caring about a phenomenon that's only present in yankistan and the pages of the guardian
get a hobby m8
>>60372946
I think it has to do with the fact that black people and white people live side by side in the new world to this day, so the effects of slavery are still visible
whereas the arabs either killed or interbred with their slaves so its not as prominent
plus poor people in america have more of a voice than poor people in saudi arabia, which makes it more visible
I turn the Ritz into a poor house
It's like eviction number four now
Go 'head and ash it on the floor now
Girl go ahead and show me how you go down
And I feel my whole body peaking
And I'm fucking anybody with they legs wide
>>60372970
OVEN
>My city is figuratively being invaded by brits and germans
>funny tomato skinned people everywhere
>Isn't that bad
Why are young british people such dumbasses when going on vacation tho.
3 of them have already died by trying to jump from the balcony of their hotels into the pool and opening their skulls into the pavement.
>I turn the Ritz into a poor house
>It's like eviction number four now
>Go 'head and ash it on the floor now
>Girl go ahead and show me how you go down
>And I feel my whole body peaking
>And I'm fucking anybody with they legs wide
>>60372999
dying while jumping off a balcony is just great banter tbf
talking to the lads today about weird shit you would do
one of them said they would bum a ladyboy if the were drunk, everyone made fun of him but little do they know I have at least 10gb of ladyboy Porn on my computer
>>60372998
hit a soft spot eh kid
me in the pic lads...
>>60372804
pic of face please
>>60372999
have you ever been to a bullfight?
>>60372895
Lets see lad
>>60373011
>unironically being a bender
>>60372999
the ones that go to Spain are low IQ chav idiots
worst tourists
>watching captain america with friends
>scene where he's boxing
>one of them says I'm basically captain america
what did she mean by this?
look at this fucking dog
>>60373028
Non, that's for old people.
Have you ever been in a school shooting?
>>60373038
Wont let me cancel it either
>>60373028
I've seen two black bulls fighting it out over my wife once
>>60373041
>not being a bit on the bendy side
absolute paki fuck off
for the children
>>60373057
It ain't bad m8
>>60373060
haha lol... xD
It's raining right now and there was a bit of hail before.
>>60373075
dumb frog poster
>>60373088
mexican bitch
>>60373066
Forgot pic
>>60373086
it's 11 degrees celcius here and it's a warm summers night
>>60373075
nonce
>>60373086
sydney?
we had that meme storm yesterday. it was so hard at like 7am, legit sounded like a cyclone outside. now it's sunny but super windy
she wants a man from brum
explain
>>60373099
this is orrible
liberalism is a cancer though
>>60373145
>this will be someones mother some day
maybe the muslims were right all along
>>60373124
Bit south of Sydney, has been pretty heavy since Friday night. Love it.
>>60373145
>Im a Slut XD
Dropped
>>60373137
some liberal shite in Australia
>>60373177
the sad thing is they're all sluts, whether they admit it or not
>the sad thing is they're all sluts, whether they admit it or not
>>60373099
kinda like it desu maybe
>>60373167
>the weather in my country is usually so nice i enjoy storms and rain
their efforts were in vain
>>60373145
most american looking girl i've ever seen
/brit/ will be conquered by yankis LOL
>muslims
>>60373167
yeah i was thoroughly loving it because i was planning to stay in. i was a bit shitty friday night because it was pouring and i was supposed to be going out.
>>60373212
that doesn't mean anything
really really really would prefer not to be living right now lads
*shoves dynamite up your arse without you noticing*
*waits until you make annoying remark/complaint*
ahaha....blow it out your arse ya massive bender
*presses detonator*
>>60373063
bullfights are the coolest thing in spain though
>>60373215
>>60373244
what's wrong my man, tell me of your troubles
>>60373240
i was just pointing it out. i wasn't planning on writing a thesis on it
>>60373279
How about offering a summery.
>>60373304
what's my word limit?
>>60373268
>being nice and listening to peoples problems/feelings
>not just making an off the cuff remark and pretending you didn't notice
disgusting breach of social etiquette 2bh
>>60373304
>summery
>>60373308
You decide.
>>60373316
do you think 1142 still posts here
>>60373316
Sorry I'm Australian.
>>60373310
loved that film, it showed the real good that can be had by overcoming racism
>>60373316
I look a bit like this lad
SHE THICC SHE BOUTTA SUCC
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z5uds4He9zc
what an absolute chewn
would slowly pound yours mum cave twat to this beat
>>60373341
Racism is wrong
The problem is is that "racism" is used nowadays to describe "anything I don't like" or as an excuse for poor behavior
>Almost 5am
>Sun is already up
Not a fan of this 'Summer' meme
Someone link me a nice hoodie/jacket
50 quid max tah
>>60373257
>bullfighting
>not paella
What's your favourite dish boys?
>>60373395
Weird
Sun just set desu
Finna get S U C C, bust a nut then smoke a blunt a
>>60373414
lamb shank and potatoes
>>60373395
Watching the sun rise because you haven't slept is the ultimate rite of passage into NEETdom.
>>60373414
Chimichonga desu
>>60373414
fanny
>>60373377
As long as it's Pink Floyd, I don't mind.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TFjmvfRvjTc
post fine British specimens
i fucking love eating tortillas my dudes no lie straight up could up like 4 on their own xD!!!!!!!!!!!! fuck!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>60373427
haha good one
what are you doing for real though
Smash dat (You) button.
>>60373466
>>60373466
>Anonymous 06/05/16(Sun)04:55:33 No.60373466 ▶
>>60373466
>>60373466
>>60373466
>>60373466
Gotta stay awake.
How when life is boring?
>>60373466
>>60373462
>post fine British specimens
well memed anon, posting pictures of women is haram
>>60373448
ever seen the Live in Pompeii video they did?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b6uA02ggGD0
http://www.strawpoll.me/10401307
http://www.strawpoll.me/10401307
http://www.strawpoll.me/10401307
hmmmmmm
>>60373481
what about... ''women''
>>60373462
t. town rapist
>>60373462
>>60373507
hnnng post more pls
>>60373414
looks delish
anyways alfredo and lobster
going to go to sleep when the nonce turns up
>>60373520
wtf is this? a 14 year old chink from manchester wtf
http://www.strawpoll.me/10401326
http://www.strawpoll.me/10401326
http://www.strawpoll.me/10401326
hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm..........................................................................................................................
>Poozil
When will the great gassing on yanks begin lads?
feminism, atheism, and altruism are destroying the white race
it's time to make the day of the rope a reality lads
a darkie hanging from every lamppost will keep them away for good
I want to move to a shit country like Brazil
why is every shit country so hot though, are there no comfy cold shitholes?
>turks in Britain
AhahHAHAHAHAHAQhHAHAHAHAHAHAHahAHAHA
>>60373551
>>60373561
>are there no comfy cold shitholes?
Russia
Manchuria
in BRITAIN!
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!! SAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
>>60373551
ever heard of Aristophanes' play "Women in Parliament"
its top tier banter
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Assemblywomen
>>60373569
absolutely unreal that jews are ALWAYS at the forefront of movements and ideologies that will destroy western civilization
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>>60373575
ehh Russia is not shit in the kind of way I like
also China is a shitheap
>>60373599
purely coincidence
Magneto did nothing wrong.
>>60373338
yes
>>60373599
Just a coincidence.
>>60373607
mongolia is the land for you
>>60373484
Yeah, I have. I know that song by heart, along with Animals, Dark Side and most of Wish You Were Here. I used to commute two hours each day and listened to nothing but Pink Floyd and college radio.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4QA30qkRYy8
>>60373590
Even thousands of years ago they knew it was a bad idea to allow women to vote and hold office
I don't even understand why women would want to vote in the first place since the vast majority of them have no interest in politics or history or economics or anything else that really helps to make for a well rounded voter
it's the jews lads
the jews did this
*rubs eye i accidentally put soap in*
>>60373638
I'm thinking more South Brazil or Argentina
the old world smells
>>60373648
profound post
comfy album
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DWdNiGS1Qtw
really like this
>Even thousands of years ago they knew it was a bad idea to allow women to vote and hold office
>>60373679
can't imagine why
>>60373693
warm n comfy and a popular brand
/brit/ theme
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O9TJLvp3BTI
>>60373705
haha oh yeah ofcourse right
*flicks cigarette in your face before hooking you in the sternum and giving you a wedgie*
*rides off on motorbike with my lady*
might walk up to spar
>>60373711
/brit/ theme needs to be ELO, there's no other way
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0BRKdPVki2Q
>>60373705
it's kinda ugly tho
>>60373732
Bet you wear firetrap
*scratches balls*
*sniffs*
>>60373741
>video not avaliable
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bt-nisWaPzU
Is Manchester even a real place?
Having a good giggle reading the shitty philosophy on r/theredpill desu lads.
>>60373769
Yeah its in New Hampshire
a good kike is a dead one
>>60373750
>tfw no black gf
>>60373711
The things I wish she did to my weenie..
>>60373749
i buy at charity shops desu
>>60373745
oh FUCK OFF
>>60373782
t. palestinian
>>60373788
>>60373793
I'd exclusively date qt black girls if I could
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W-OsuNNTgU4
>wanking with the fan on
Good feeling desu ne.
>>60372756
I would gladly make sweet love to her
>>60373816
why don't you then?
scheme: watch the The Sopranos
alternative: watch the Black swan
>>60373816
Good lad
Need a big booty, skinny waist, Ebony gf to sit on my face
>>60373145
>38°
Where you at?
me on the left
>>60373836
I have but not enough of them around, also they need to like me first
Just sitting here holding in my poop 2bh.
the gf just sent me this
>>60373866
just come to america anon, plenty of qt black girls here
alri la's
unironically banged a real qt
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SOEpkQGaQlY
tune to feel it
Business idea: have Tinder pic of me wearing multiple t-shirts so I look jacked
>>60373905
lol all ugly there
most of them here are qt and thin and/or mulatto Caribbeans
>>60373929
why don't you just lift and become actually jacked
the gf (in my imagination)
>>60373905
But 9/10 are ghetto booty girls
H/We want the sophisticated but plump booty qts
>>60373905
>implying its so easy that its something you "just do"
>>60373935
Fuck no, hate being a slave to the iron Jew
>>60373878
I'm sorry ....
Don't feel bad.
There's more leafs in the forest.
>>60373937
looks like she has some sort of developmental disorder
>>60373937
goblin
>>60373933
>>60373939
a lot of em are qts though, you just need to know where to look 2bh
>>60373944
>apply for visa
>come here
>overstay visa while banging qts
if the mexicans can do it, you have no excuses
>>60373955
holy fuck look at that nigger
should I do a resub to runescape?
>>60373944
lot of taboo with black girls dating white guys from their family even if they like white guys
unironically legit Africans are easier and some Caribbeans and mixed girls especially
really makes you think huh..
Thinking of popping open that Rustlers burger in the fridge for a cheeky snack
>>60374007
>rustlers
>>60374021
is he ok?
>>60373928
unironic no replies
top fuckin kek
anyways
>>60373997
yo m8 it's fun for a few months then gets boring
if you have the itch, go for it.
>>60374007
text is hard to read and the drawings don't contribute to the recipe. 0/10 wouldn't not follow
>>60374055
>>60374007
>buying all that shit when I can just get an Uncle Bens chili con carne jar
yeah no fuck that
nobody reply to him
>>60374079
good post
>>60373975
Where are they?
>>60374085
>nobody reply to him
>tfw banged a real qt and everyone on 4chan won't believe me
>>60374079
the fuck is going on
is he alright?
>>60374002
i swear those studies don't suggest that at all lmao
>>60374085
Who? I just got here
>>60373955
what sort of emotion do you think he's trying to convey with that expression there?
>>60374002
why are normies so brain dead
>>60374135
i believe you mate, I just don't care
>>60374115
college campuses are a good place to start, most black girls who go to college aren't ghetto booty types
Going to start a new Fallout 2 game
post build ideas
>>60374146
name every emotion you can see in this face
>>60374160
most black girls who go to college are legit sjw bipolar types
>>60374158
because you're not a bitter virgin lols
if i was told then in my bitter virgin mode back in 2014 i would've cried
top kek
>>60374167
Retard playthrough if you havent ever done it but thats got meme status by now
>>60374204
done a retarded brawler playthrough
its fun once but too limited to play multiple times
you fuckers still can't admit that thailad is one of the best. he's REAL. he's not some hollywood, madison fuckin' avenue PRODUCT that went through ten FOCUS GROUPS.
and in today's age of floor-to-rafter fakeness, that's a COMMODITY.
yeah. he's bawdy. he makes his own rules. he doesn't care what "the man" tells him to do. and we're supposed to jeer him for it?
>>60374196
so you admit you are only posting to agitate virgins?
not very nice desu
>>60374188
eh most girls in college are, you can't win em all
plus it's still a better place to meet black qts than KFC
>>60374196
if i was told a tripfag banged a qt*
going to drop some MD with her next week top kek
advice la's
Not been to bed yet but feeling a bit peckish, should I go Tescos y/n?
>>60374259
get a cheeky nandos
tfw virgin
>>60374250
2bh la' so many people agitated me when i was a virgin
i'm just celebrating the glory
>>60374250
not sure why you're replying to him
this is how every conversation with him goes
>>60374282
go to an escort m8, they'd sort you out real quick
>>60374300
im goin bed now anyway
night
>>60374282
tbqh a prozzie is a pretty alright thing to do if it's mainly because of anxiety. just don't tell people and then fuck some actual girl and claim that as your first.
Brazil seems like both a great place, and absolute hell
>>60374323
night
>>60374282
real women are vapid whores. real surface-level creatures. not really worth nodding your head along with the meaningless babble for 2 hours to get 30 minutes of sex when you can just jack off
I'm not wearing underpants
>>60374301
>>60374332
good advice but anxiety isn't my problem, girls just see me as a runt
might be because I'm a huge unmitigated betalord, I once spent 5 hours under a blanket with a girl in her room, didn't make a move and she stopped speaking to me like the day after that lol
ahh yes
>>60374360
would fugg her in the ass and never call again/10
>>60374360
The nose know
>>60374387
>>60374380
well she's a qt
anyways.
i do agree with this post but when a girl can provide for themselves they're sound as fuck
they're only vapid whores because of society
unironically a >feminist because of this.
girls can improve so much.
>>60374360
nice nose lmao
>>60374405
d-didn't have a chance anyway r-right
heh
>>60374360
>anal
