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i think i'll make some pasta after this wank
hey
alri
The Janny
Just got back from work lads, how are we all doing?
>door opens
>this fella walks into your pub
what do lads
>>60370640
buy him a drink
>>60370640
give him a bonio
laptop has gone insane
don't buy anything that isn't made in america lads
I was just wanking to some asian porn and I brought a random video up, the girl turned around just as I blew my load and revealed it's actually a trap
Am I gay now?
listening to the new avalanches song
Believe in Azeroth desu
>>60370670
traps aren't gay
What do you think of these?
>>60370670
only if you enjoyed it
she wants a man from brum
currently just caressing the top of my willy mid wank
>>60370692
saw preditah today
was quite sick
>>60370668
why are desktops so much better than laptops? my uni laptop went to shit within a year but i've still got a desktop at my mum's that i built in 2009 that still works fine and doesn't spaz out at all
>>60370688
A bit chavy but nice, get the blue one
>>60370692
Nobody wants a man from brum
t. man from brum
>>60370679
you have to know when to let go
>>60370690
i kept it on for a good 10 seconds before i turned it off when my horniness levels went down
>>60370688
decent style but the fabric makes it look like 90s trashwank
plus you probably are no were near cool enough to pull off one of these jackets
>>60370640
>>60370688
https://youtu.be/UbQgXeY_zi4
Absolute choon lads
is it possible to be foreign and yet not a JF? I think only ireland, australia and new zilland apply
some prick trying to start with me at the chipper, once I got my chips cunt told me to go away so he could get my burger, fucking prick stood my ground but should have made the bastard eat his teeth, cunt bullied me in primary
Think I might be dying lads. Can feel a tumour or some shit around my kidneys area and it hurts.
>>60370688
Chav shit
>>60370757
no, anyone who isnt english is a JF, jocks and taigs included.
Redpill me on Rochdale /brit/
fucking kek lads just got in from a night out and i remembered i forgot to give the dog it's bastard dinner. he had a few snacks so he didn't go hungry. and i've just dumped an entire packet of like 7 slices of ham an the floor for him as compensation lmao
>>60370771
What area specifically? Lower right stomach?
>>60370777
cops just started on spike btw lads
>>60370786
gooood la
>>60370781
You're one to talk, yank
best beer to buy at an english pub? i dont wanna look like a noob when i visit england this summer.
also i never went to a bar before cus thats normie shit.
>>60370761
shoulda knifed him tbqh lad
What is the British equivalent of Chad?
>>60370785
Poleaboo inhabits it
>>60370785
it's a sink
t. been to the shopping centre
>>60370785
They make good chocolate. Ferraro Rochdale
>>60370771
thats your appendix m8 call 999
>>60370811
>seeking approval from saxons
pathetic.
>>60370824
this was a really poor post
>>60370827
Winston
>saturday late af
>everyone's drunkposting
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D_P-v1BVQn8
look at this fucking dog
MAN LIKE WILSON
>>60370858
cheers dude, now help a nigga out
>>60370824
Depends if you want a lager or an ale lad. Probably get more respect if you go for an ale - just ask the barman what bitter he'd recommend.
>>60370734
Well im young and in good shape
They do it in hoodie material as well but I thought that would look horrible after a few wears
why do druggies make the best music?
>>60370796
Lower left stomach (from my perspective) don't even have a clue about the human body and organ locations though haha
>>60370857
No lol I'll just wait until I'm actually dying and someone else has to call it
Unironically a barman at Wetherspoons lads. Ask me anything.
Business idea: mail order friends
>>60370892
it might be the appendix. I got mine taken out because it hurt so bad. Doctor said it was swollen twelve times larger than the average appendix. I was still young too.
If the appendix burst, it releases toxic fluids into your blood stream, which means death. So you might want to get it checked out if it continues hurting
>>60370903
what is the deepest darkest company secret spoons has
>>60370878
i practically never drink, whats the main difference between a lager and an ale?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5aBLvjWnpfA
>>60370909
bit gay that
>>60370921
90% of the lager contains trace amounts of horse semen
>>60370909
>The biggest orgy ever
>24 faggots
Opinions on Dirty Dike's face?
Honestly I think he looks too cheeky, as though his whole act is fake or that he finds every word out his mouth the most hilarious shit.
>>60370909
>All white
No thanks
>>60370909
looks like a good way to get hemorrhoids (or AIDS) 2bh
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ou1iMvB64oc
so good
the gf
>>60370915
It's not his appendix you knob, probably a kidney stone
>>60370924
Lager is for LADs and ale is fedora tier
stomach is dodgy
>>60370877
well it depends
fosters, carling, heineken, kronenbourg will be your run of the mill lager
thats what the vast majority of people drink in pubs
then you have guiness (stout) John smiths (bitter) and ciders (alcoholic) like strongbow
fancier pubs will have craft beers and ales, IPA all that shit.
I guess other stuff is worth trying but if you wana go the pub and have some nice cold pints just stick with the lager lad
>tfw you try to talk to someone on /brit/ and they dont reply back but instead try to make witty one liner (You)-bait but fail to get (You)s
sad reality
>>60370975
Listen you cheeky bugger, it's his appendix, okay?
subhumans
>>60370881
that material pictured is 10x better
the other material loses its quality so fast and the garment just looks scruffy af
trust me on this
>>60370985
Sometimes I'd like to have an actual conversation on this general, but then I remember it's full of autists who can't socialise
>>60370921
Don't really have any other than what you'd expect desu. Most of the food is microwaved but it's cheap and fast, so you probably worked that out already. If you act like a cunt then all the staff will probably talk about what a cunt you are. That's about it really.
>>60370924
Lager is chilled, has a fairly standard taste (made from only a few ingredients), and is usually about 4-5% ABV. Ale is served at room temperature, has much more variety in taste, and can be anything from 3-7% ABV. As the other anon said it's usually drunk by old men whereas the lads will just get the lagers in, but you'll get more respect as a johnny foreigner if you come into a good English pub and try a few ales.
just cummed (:
>>60371040
pic x
>turned on by the thought of gay sex
>not actually gay
Odd case
>>60371030
That sizzling chicken breast has some steam that is shaped like the Eiffel Tower
>>60371013
But thats not water/sweat proof like the other one
>>60371046
errr
really?
>>60370975
Do drink a lot of water though that prevents kidney stones right? I'm really unhealthy on all over accounts though but never get ill and have never had any serious health problems before
Reckon I'll just drop dead one day
>>60371056
That's a steak you spastic REEEEEEEE
can't figure out what to wank to
>>60371063
nah i'm not actually that interested :(
>>60371040
may hsve cummed at almost exactly the same time
>>60371076
this
>>60371068
Yeah although some people have a genetic predisposition to them or some other condition
>>60371061
the other one just looks like rubbish you expect someone who blows their nose on their sleeves to be wearing
>>60371040
laughing monarchs
>>60371093
>monarchs
>>60371076
>>60371093
Delet this immediately you traitor scum!
>>60371092
Sucks they dont have it in anything but shit colours
http://www.adidas.co.uk/fashion-track-jacket/B10666.html
>tfw 26 years old
>went on an all night MDMA/ket/coke/booze/speed binge at a party last night until 9AM with no sleep
>feel absolutely awful, far worse than i used to do that shit almost every weekend
fuck you father time i'm old af now ;_;
>why yes fair bar maid I wish to procure an ale thank you
>>60370924
Beer is for the plebitarians. Durrrr gimme some beer. Me needs beer! It's mostly water and full of carbohydrates, so it makes you fat.
Vodka is just pure alcohol and is mainly drank by alcoholics
Whiskey is for cowboys and taste like you are drinking fire. Its loaded with alcohol but its hard to drink
Ale is for medieval serfs and is like beer, but with more flavor
Lager is for Germans
Gin is like vodka, just harder to drink
Rum is for pirates and is like wine but less sweet
Wine is for the proletariat
>>60371146
>Vodka is just pure alcohol
hmm
>>60371146
get fucked commie
Extreme petticoating. No boys pants at all, If pants are necessary then girls pants, especially peddle pushers, or tights. Girls tops with cute sayings such as "I enjoy being a girl", printed on them. Also lace him up in tight corsets, and he must wear a padded bra. No boys toys or games. Bi-weekly counseling with me, and monthly parties with girls learning empowerment, and other boys, in various stages of petticoating all in his age group.. Permanent lock on chastity to begin on his eleventh birthday,
Initial effects were seen within the first week of his petticoating. The other boys in his gang teased, and tormented him, calling him a sissy. The removal of those boys from his life removed their bad influence. He has since made new friends, and playmates. They are the petticoated boys, and empowered young ladies in his age group that he met at my petticoating parties. By the end of the first two months of his petticoating his attitude had changed. He also obeyed his mother, his teachers and empowered young ladies he played with. He also started to consider girls clothes proper attire, and had no desire to dress like a boy again.
Six months after his petticoating began he had his eleventh birthday. As he was entering puberty, his mother took appropriate action by locking up his male organs. One year after his therapy began he showed proper submission as befits members of the inferior gender towards members of the superior gender. He also became adept at housework, and cooking. Skills that would serve him well when he became a woman's wife.
When he turned eighteen I no longer counseled him. However he continued to attend my parties. When he turned twenty-one, I invited him to attend my Gala Debutante Ball. At the ball a twenty six year old empowered woman took a liking to him. With his mother's permission she took him to wife in a Female Empowerment ceremony. Today he is not only her dutiful, obedient wife, but the father of their petticoated three year old son.
>>60370985
here have one
>>60371127
only 1 monarch in that photie
Just heard my parents shagging lads
>>60371144
I'm 30, not done any class As in 2 years 2bh
>>60371178
current monarch, anyway
not read one post
>>60371182
www.vocaroo.com
>>60371040
good boy xx
>>60371199
haha man I read like 3
>>60371146
>not realising lager and ale are both beer
>>60371076
>tfw my tolerance has been built up so I can no longer just drink a pint of vodka and fall asleep
>tfw lightly buzzed
only the lonely
know the way i feel tonight
only the lonely
know this feeling aint right
>>60371114
name pls?
>>60371211
ETERNAL GYNO
>>60371222
my tolerance has got worse since i've been at uni
probably destroyed my liver or something
thoughts on the smiths??
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J8umCijRdnQ
He needs to get of his high horse just repeating himself
>>60371185
>tfw when i was 18 you could get 5 pills for a tenner
>now the good ones are a tenner each and everyone just has mdma powder for like 40 quid a gram
refugees welcome
>>60371247
reddit tier
>>60371222
>pint of vodka
>>60371261
absolute disgrace
>>60371211
ahahha good post, made me kek
also I sent a gordon 'tits out' video to my mate and he found it fucking hilarious
>>60371247
got quite a few tunes that are fucking great. not a fan of of the super depressing shit though
>>60371222
Yeah this, it's annoying how much I have to drink to get drunk.
>>60370983
Whats the opinion on Innis & Gunn? Ran into it when I was visiting senpai over in Stirling. I like it dunno what the general view is on it.
hope the wife's son doesn't hear his mum and dad going at it (i'm filming)
any of you lads want to have a go with me sis?
>>60371247
am i stilllllllllll illlllllllll? ohhh nooooooooooo
>>60371268
ye
it's not that much really
Well I have been a poster for 10 years or more
Of Bane quotes and Pepe frogs I thought I knew the score
But now we've got a meme we've never used before
The Janny's looking worried...and he's going to worry more!
>>60371248
Just watching that funnily enough.
He's good but he talks the same shit all the time and just hates white people.
His first few parts are just fuckin race bait
>>60370983
is amstel popular or has it been lots of coincidence what i've seen
>>60371294
>>60371299
hmm...
>>60371287
dunno never had it
i just drink lager, wine and rum mostly
this hot girl knew my name at the club and even took a video of us
cant remember her name should have tried and fuck her fuck she was all over me shite
just had a comfy round of ace of spades 0.54 with some autists from /v/
>>60371319
you can buy it in most places
what would happen if Britain and numerous other countries left the European Union and founded the European Confederation?
>>60370824
order random shit that the bar has. Dont be a pussy
>>60371311
its a fucking shitload, especially to have at once
seek professional help for your life threatening addiction
>>60371338
Such a fun game
>>60371247
I like them and listen to them frequently, never got into morrisey thou
>>60371318
>>60371248
Lowkey did the best Fire in the booth desu, I aint a fan a grime but that's the only one really respect.
>>60371222
why would you say pint specifically?
>>60371319
its common but not popular
>>60371318
Apparently hes a right cunt to white people in real life. Whose is your favourite fitb?
Irish girls are qt as all fuck
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i3V-oXwCWL4
>>60371367
>not drinking everything by the pint
you don't know class until you've drunk a pint of wine
>>60371365
yes
>>60371365
lowkeys fire in the booth wasnt grime and was boring
>>60371359
appreciate your concern m80 but it's not that much
>>60371367
because I just pour vodka into a pint glass
He's a problem child and what bothers him all comes out when he talks about his fucking dad walking out
The name's Shitinpants
Spacky Shitinpants
>>60371401
>>60371401
your deluding yourself if you think that, nothing wrong with drinking more than that like 1 or 2 times a week but by the sounds of it you do this every night
>>60371359
Low test manlet detected. I could drink 568ml of vodka easily and whilst yes I'd be fairly drunk it's not an unreasonable amount
>>60371175
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m3gRH-hPS9I
just shat fire
my rim is burning
>>60371413
overrated rapper
>>60371401
i only drink 20 units a day and that's slightly under a pint of vodka and i'm a chronic alcoholic who shakes and sweats when he tries to sleep without drinking. do you do that daily? without withdrawals?
>>60371441
meant for >>60371248 thats why you should listen to meme rap. you''ll never be disappointed
>>60371329
>Dunno never had it
I'd reccommend it. Definitely better than alot of the pisswater lagers and shitty hipster IPA's that we have hear stateside.
You'd probably like the rum aged ale one they got.
sorry about that
>>60371453
>i ONLY drink 20 units a day
What did he mean by this
>>60371433
I could drink way more than that and throw you under the table doing it you little scab
but if you dont think theres something seriously wrong with drinking a pint of vodka to fall asleep you need to check yourself
might be qualified to lecture in this 2bh
>>60371430
you're the only person tat's ever shown concern about me haha
>>60371453
not everyday 5 days a week i guess, only way I can get to sleep
>>60371481
meme degree for a meme uni
>>60371365
>lowkey
R A S H E E D
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QAnky-QJwII
>tfw eating burger
>Swedes
For those who didn't know, Minnesota is now home to a very large Somali community
>>60371524
why do they go to cold places?
>>60371524
minnesota lad here, cannot confirm I've seen many somalis around here
>>60371524
le cuck meme hahehehahje
>>60371504
Nah mate, I'm as anti-Islam as they come, but you can't fault his bars.
>>60371492
nah. you've either just started doing it or you're talking total shite. if you do that "5 nights a week" you're doing it for 7 nights a week
>>60371492
you should show concern for yourself, fuck other people.
I mean if I understand needing to be dependant on some unsobering substance, but weed, opiates, are less bad than booze
turn back before you get in too deep
>>60371537
to feel at home
>>60371537
because they have evolved in cold places
>I'm as anti-Islam as they come
doing a fat shit lads
>>60371578
>>60371582
I believe he's talking about the Somalis
>>60371582
>>60371578
the somalis desu
>>60371548
Yeah was only having a laugh, this choon still brings a tear to my eye. Don't know a more emotional song
https://youtu.be/yh1nJMSO5N8
>>60371524
Do find this very amusing
I'm as pro-Islam as they come
>>60371550
i don;t drink if i have to go to work
>>60371561
yeah alri mum haha
>>60371524
just can't keep those somalis and swedes apart
I'm an Islam
>>60371597
>>60371601
barely read the original post desu
piss & poo, then sleep
night lads
Dr. Pavel, I'm Islam
reeee ahaha rooo haha...
nice :)
>>60371624
you work 2 days a week? utter nonsense
>>60371612
rasheed
>>60371655
*does the rasheed dance*
>>60371640
*deals with it*
>>60371653
atm yeah
alri
turks in Britain
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yJxCdh1Ps48
alri
was about to pass out and then my phone went off so now i'm awake again
going to watch Saving Private Ryan for the first time
is it mostly just people firing guns? if so, cba with that
>>60371692
do you think it's cool to pretend to be an alcoholic? it's no fun at all
going to watch Shaving Ryan's Privates for the first time
is it mostly just people ejaculating their cocks? if so, cba with that
I vape
>>60371729
yeah it's absolute shit American's just wank over it for whatever reason
>>60371717
alri
*shits you out*
*flushes*
>>60371729
there's a lot but there's also a lot of talking about the brutal nature of war
60371745
off you go, dad
bye
>>60371738
whatever
Night lads
this makes me sad t b h
childish insects do not realise that what they're fighting over, the flags their posts bear on an online image board, was spurred on by me: the puppeteer
60371766
giz a (you) mate
>>60371774
america up to about 1920 was really interesting
experimental nation
wonder how long until the nonce turns up and start shitting the thread up
in any case, here is my current collection of aussies. going to kill them one by one by repeatedly stomping their heads in unless someone buys them.
how do people even live like this? you'd look silly and have trouble moving. don't get how people eat until they look like this.
>>60371780
Idon't like evil wojak
just removed my boxers after being outside all day in 35°C heat
just gave them a big sniff and they are quite rank
>>60371820
disgusting worthless sacks of bile mucus and shit
>>60371820
because people are lazy
>>60371729
Steamboat willie toot toot
>>60371837
really needed to know that
>>60371807
The 1960s is when it started to go down hill
The experiment will ultimate fail as more and more nonwhites flood into the country
>>60371817
what a perfect runt farm?
with what do you feed them with?
>>60371880
Just think if based Goldwater was elected, none of this would've happened
>>60371917
G O L D
W
A
T
E
R
going for a swim lads
>>60371892
I've got part of the sewer leading away from my house diverted into the tank so they have something to eat.
Other than that it's mostly just a diet of violence and torture to prevent any kind of rebellious attitudes developing among the runts.
Every now and then I spray some buckshot into the farm to keep them busy.
>>60371940
me in the heels
there's a snake in my boot
>>60371940
me up my own arse
why's there a washer/dryer in the kitchen?
>>60371943
Absolutely spectacular. Just marvellous.
Just look at these beasts (runts). You've done well.
>tfw submitting an essay with "desu" in it
I had a comrade
>>60371968
honestly triggers me when i see a brit house that has that
>let me just clean my clothes in the kitchen and make up some supper
ahh yes.
>>60371917
Hopefully I'll wake up in an alternate universe where he did win and America is still a white country
TO INFINITY AND BEYOND!
>>60372029
UP MY ARSE!!
