pazuzu edition
cara
kpop desu
>>60368701
maisie
Should I unironically get Reddit flags?
>>60368701
get a gf mate
>I only half 5 friends and 2 gfs, I'm about as far from normie as you can get!
end this sick meme
>>60368680
>>60368701
not a fan of this "op and first poster not being british in /brit/" meme la
>>60368680
Swedish niggeroid
any man watching watchman
>>60368726
UNA VELA
Poleaboo could really do with a friend right now
>>60368734
would much rather have my own place and a job rn to be honest
>>60368734
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>>60368733
Where do you live? I need to know the state and your city/county.
I'll decide based on that.
spook op
>/lat/ memes are unironically being posted by someone other than the spic spammer
>>60368751
Poleaboo believes it's a terrible adaptation of the source material, so "no"
>>60368779
Come to Manchester and hang out with me
The Hammer
>>60368738
>tfw have a good amount of friends
>tfw no gf
might be a good candidate for a state provided gf desu
>>60368734
shut your fucking mouth, worm
>>60368760
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EcXURC_nNhc
>>60368766
normies will never leave
youre outnumbered lol
>>60368804
I would heem this old man
>>60368804
Is this physique achievable natty?
>>60368778
>goochland
settlers really had a good sense of humour
>>60368839
prefer not to say
gf farted in my face while I ate her out last night and now my eye is burning
But in a sexy way I guess
>>60368820
A friend across the see is worth less than an enemy in the flesh
Over time you'd feel more kinship with the one who you see and speak to regardless of the harshness of the words
hate the stupid games behind texting desu
>>60368837
hope you're doing okay cornwall
>>60368698
No I've been blocked by all of them and they're all aware of who I am even though I didn't do anything
Might have fucked it
Off to the mill lads
>>60368803
its pretty good tbf, Snake wrote the screenplay
>>60368837
just b urself
>>60368868
well fine, fuck you too then asshole
>>60368871
>you text
>they text
>you text
>they text
repeat
whats the game desu
>>60368885
>3%
AaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaa A A AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>60368885
don't tell me you had your real name on it
>>60368679
He's just so fucking annoying, stubborn and a mooch. I lend him some money? I never see it again.
He has never had a job, and will not take any of my advice to get one.
God I'd love to punch his fucking lights out but I need a friend so I don't go insane
>>60368914
what's it like living in kiribati
>>60368885
>>60368885
have u done anything illegal though
re-linking public statements on an anonymous forum is hardly fucking stalking is it
>>60368680
>>60368912
>waiting x minutes to reply to make it look like you're busy
>not texting back and then waiting for them to double text so they know you're actually interested
etc.
>>60368885
Why is that a function of Twitter? I can see blocking someone so they can't message you, or even follow you, but why try and block someone's tweets? The whole point is that they're visible to everyone. You can just not log into twitter and see them just fine.
>Poleaboo could live in a Town neighbouring me
>>60368940
oh deer
how's he annoying?
>>60368950
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>>60368890
Poleaboo is well aware
It is still inferior and untrue to the source material
A completely different beast with a completely different message
>>60368948
una vela...
>>60368947
Nope but still worried police could come and take my laptop and stuff to check
is that weaponhead girl talked anymore shit about us lately.
>>60368975
He lives in Rochdale I think, really close to me too
>>60368945
kiribati unironically has a place called London
alongside Poland, Banana and Paris
>>60368950
>>waiting x minutes to reply to make it look like you're busy
I literally always text back as soon as I see it desu, is this wrong?
>>60368972
*walk into strip club with the boys*
*see this*
*turn around and walk right back out*
>>60369012
it's how it should be
>police can take your laptop and arrest you for saying mean things on twitter
THE GREAT SHITSTAIN EVERYBODY
>>60368909
Wasn't trying to be antagonistic
Still an online friend is worth more than nothing
>>60368975
Rochdale, where you at.....friend?
>LATEST EU POLL
>Remain: 43% (-1)
>Leave: 41% (+1)
/brit/ btfo
>>60368992
chill. out. la.
I DECREE TODAY THAT LIFE IS SIMPLY TAKING
AND NOT GIVING
ENGLAND IS MINE
AND IT OWES ME A LIVING
>>60368885
she won't do anything
>>60369026
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9nf4DhXy9oU
>Brits actually worried that they might get in trouble for fucking with a woman on Twitter
Holy shit, I can't breath. I thought it was just a meme.
>>60369026
encrypt your harddrives before cameron decides he wants to ban encryption again
feeling a bit drunk lads
>>60368947
>re-linking public statements on an anonymous forum is hardly fucking stalking is it
Poleaboo says that it is in the eyes of the law
ANYTHING that causes FEAR/ALARM is considered stalking
Keep in mind you tagged your posts with messages as well, they were not simply reposts
Do you feel sympathy for Poleaboo now?
>>60369007
great facts!
*give you gold*
>>60369070
>police ask for password
>don't tell them
>get imprisoned anyway
useless
>>60368984
All of the reason I just gave, plus he fidgets all the time, leg moving up and down rapidly while he sits,
stares at me while I eat so I give him some,
and when he listens to a song he likes
he moves his fed and wiggles his finger in the air like the sperglord he is
>>60369004
pls
hang out with Poleaboo
>>60369026
SHOW SYMPATHY FOR POLEABOO IS YOU REALLY BELIEVE THIS IS UNJUST
>>60369027
>I live Within 20 miles of another /brit/ poster
>>60369079
EDIT: thanks for the gold!
>>60369096
do NOT click this virus
>>60369066
Yeah we're quite fucked desu
>>60369078
Nah not really 2bh
This is all pretty funny from here
>>60369035
Trying and failing, don't want to have to share a cell with poleaboo
>>60369012
the entire thing about texting rules and that sort of thing is that it shouldn't mean anything but by people insisting it does they've made rules for it apply. I think texting rules are fucking dumb and those cat and mouse games are a waste of my life.
just don't come across to keen, thirsty or desperate and you will be okay. if your chat is shit, it won't make a minutia of a difference.
>>60369066
Are the vocaroo lads here again?
>>60368947
>>60368885
What about the people insulting them? That was literally the whole of /brit/
pretty sure i saw that other uni of notts /brit/ poster today lads
he walked straight in front of me and was rolling a tab of acid around his tongue
big lad he is
>>60369139
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going to do duolingo for the rest of the night i think
haha
eye is REALLY burning now lads
Don't want to explain all this to the doctor
Hedgehogs in me garden again
Gonna get a cat to deal with this menace
>>60369031
http://www.theguardian.com/politics/2016/jun/04/poll-eu-brexit-lead-opinium
>>60369106
>tfw a /brit/ poster lives in the same town as me
>>60369150
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>>60369148
yeah i'm still up
don't think the drunk madman from last night is here though
>>60369139
well I mean I only really text my gf anyway desu
>>60369141
>I can go on Obama's twitter page, call him a nigger, and not worry about a thing
>Brits can't
lmao
>>60369171
what's wrong with hedgehogs
>Why yes I will be voting remain, as it is economically beneficial
>>60369106
I'm in Salford, who's closer to that weirdo, you or me?
>>60369195
go on then do it
>>60369191
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ahhhhhhhhh yesssssss
>>60369149
if the police try and arrest me for insulting someone I'm leaving and never coming back because thats fucking ridiculous
>>60369191
oh yeah this is for when you've just started talking to a girl or dmjust begun dating her.
if it were my gf, I'd reply straight away unless I had a good reason
>>60369189
He probably died of alcohol poisoning and cut feet
What time did you go to bed?
america makes /brit/ thread
this is fucking history
>>60369171
how about you give them som water
>>60369027
>>60369106
I know I've spoken to one of you lads before. Either of you from Chadderton or Royton?
>>60369225
OK, hold on.
>>60369246
americans make them often
autistic spic janitor bans me for 72 hours because its the only form of power he'll ever have in his pitiful existence
>>60369239
8am
woke up at 4pm with a banging headache (was drinking too)
>>60369149
>That was literally the whole of /brit/
speak for yourself
>>60369230
Insulting someone is bad and therefore should be illegal
Quite simple really
>>60369246
Happens pretty often. I've seen it a few times.
>>60369233
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>>60369268
janny can't ban
he doesn't have that power
fuck it lads, I'm rolling a spliff
>autistic spic janitor bans me for 72 hours because its the only form of power he'll ever have in his pitiful existence
>>60369066
>>60369117
>>60369195
Actually wish I was a yank right now. Got butterflies and shit, actually scared
>>60369246
i kno right
>>60369303
FINE I will too
>>60369265
>>60369279
alright this is not history
>>60369272
Did you do the quadruple vodka and coke challenge?
>>60369310
you're fine unless you were one of the mongs who posted the address and sent threats because that's actually serious shit
Business idea: Kill myself
>>60369210
>>60369256
They eat me plants
I will NOT be encouraging them to stay
rather attractive female beeped me on the nose out in the smoking area of the club last night, I'm not sure what she meant by that
>>60369262
you better fucking deliver
>>60369325
nah that was the other lad
i was on poofy ciders
>>60369272
iktf
I woke up Saturday morning so hungover that it felt like my head was shrinking into my brain hahaha I vomited 8 times during the day and only ate a single sausage at like 8 pm
Anyone here G L O U C E S T E R S H I R E
>>60369361
Take pics
I've never seen a hedgehog in the wild before
just got an unconditional to study memes at loughborough lads
>>60369357
Could genuinely be a professor in this
unlike you faggots I have decent oratory skills
>>60369361
move the hedgehogs somewhere else / ??? ?/ /?
>>60369398
Literal children out
>>60369429
*buys your clips*
make your vote count mes amis
Prefer Kent to Shropshire desu
Think it's the beaches.
>>60369373
I know that madman did like 2/3
Didn't know if you did it too
Are you drinking now or do you still feel like shit?
just sneezed all over my floor
fucking fuck
hate people who don't like hedgehogs tbqh
kind of ironic how michael parkinson interviewed him and then he got parkinsons
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S1Y693cSF7E
why do birds eye now make breakfast food?
really hope I get accepted into the meme degree lids
I know I'll get a job with a degree like that
at least half the (you)s I get just say FONT
>>60369489
that's not irony
>>60369451
feel okay now but have only had finger fingers all day so don't have the stomach to drink
>>60369497
why not
>>60369473
don't worry lad, it will evaporate
hello lads how are all my fellow definitely-english mates doing on this fine day
i mean night
>>60369489
could easily heem the racist fuck desu
*applies for meme degree*
>>60369497
prefer not to say
>>60369509
what does FONT even mean?
>>60369511
ironic that you think that's not irony
y'all know what?
You take shit about Poleaboo
You ignore Poleaboo
You think you better than Poleaboo
Face of the matter is this
Poleaboo is living the sweet NEET life all day, every day
He on /brit/ 24/7
He ain't gots shit to worry about
But all yous?
Y'all be sweating your exams and your deadlines
Y'all be sweating for your boss, your mama and your gf
Y'all be sweating walking pass them cute school girls
And y'all be doing all dat shit just so Poleaboo can sit in his ass comfy bed on his laptop (that y'all paid for) and post this message to tell you how much better off than you he is
Y'all just a bunch of haters
*sips mojito*
Ah yes, very refreshing
>>60369489
jesus christ parky
that's fucking mental though. he became extremely morbidly obese so fat fetishists would buy his clips
>>60357070
ok im back lads
had a great night
friends left a bit early though
so fuckng drunk right now but gonna hang out with my lads on /brit/ instead of going to bed
i'll let you know when im sober again
>>60369511
it is quite funny though
>>60369544
fric off normie tw@t
>>60369544
FONC
>>60369562
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my willy is actually quite big
shame ive never used it haha
>>60369489
false equivalence desu
>>60369562
haha this isnt essex /??
>>60369509
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(Me too la. Bit weird desu since I'm a literal autist).
>>60369583
Proofs
Writing some good poetry.
It'll be grand.
>>60369583
received compliments on mine desu
>>60369583
what constitutes big?
I feel like that toilet roll test is a meme
>>60369565
parkinsons isn't funny
>>60369583
>>60369597
>>60369509
>>60369605
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>>60369595
what do you meann
the gf
>>60369601
>yanks
>gay
wow big surprise
>4chan poster
>ad hominem based on the poster's flag
wow big surprise
>>60369387
They've fled since I chased them off and it's too dark to take pics now
>>60369415
They'll keep coming back and there's too many of them around here
A cat will ensure they stay away
>>60369583
you've never done a wee? feel very sorry for you
Levy's so classy
>Writing some good poetry.
>It'll be grand.
feeling very tired
also sunday today, one day before monday
>>60369663
FEET
E
E
T
Lads
be honest
do you reckon I'll have the sex before I die?
>>60369526
Forgot the desu
>>60369637
You're the one talking about willies lad
I'm the one conducting a scientific experiment and need proofs
>>60369672
what happened to not entering the new thread
Delivered, faggots.
If you make fun of my home I will ignore you
>>60369669
this is photoshopped right
anyone here get rock hard when women order you around?
>>60369688
there is two of us desu
>>60369720
His face has been made smaller lel
listening to music :)
>>60369694
lmao
>>60369694
enjoy being sacked and never having a job again for being a racist
>>60369738
it was me that done it
>>60369694
dont get some of you are so racist
just stop
FIRST YOU LOOK SO STRONG
THEN YOU FADE AWAYYYYY
THE SUN WILL BLIND MY EYES
I LOVE YOU ANYWAYYY
THIRSTY FOR YOUR SMILE
I WATCH YOU FOR A WHILE
YOU ARE A VAPOUR TRAIL
IN A DEEP BLUE SKYYY
>>60369590
*smacks your glasses on the floor and stomps on them*
equivalence that, nerd
>>60369694
maybe you should make your dock bigger you blind bat
didnt pull tonight fuks sake
gonna be busy for a while
not gonna go out until like 2 weeks from now
just want to sleep foreever and feel comfy
watching forrest gump now at 2am while drunk out of my mind
really like that film
makes me fel good ngl
hope you lads are having a really good night
>>60369739
what are you listening to? x
Going to bed lads
>>60369744
that's a requirement for jobs in america
>>60369722
lads please reply to this post
when you quit something completely why do they say you go "cold turkey"? what the fuck does that even mean
I think if I had the choice of whether to be born or not, in hindsight, I would say no
>>60369790
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CPm7oCnpld8
so vibey haha x
(someone vocaroo the chorus pls)
>>60369722
Poleaboo is a big fan of femdom, has been for years
>>60369722
sometimes
Need a gay best friend desu
on 4mg xanax
>>60369744
At least I'm not going to jail.
>>60369814
it means you don't wean yourself off you just quit mid addiction
>>60369814
youre quitting a habit abruptly rather than making preparations beforehand
sort of like taking turkey out of the fridge and eating instead of reheating first?
>>60369852
A WESTIEEEEEE!!!
I like wearing my headphones while on my laptop even if I'm not listening to music
Makes me feel less anxious
need a fake NHS prescription form so i can take my valium abroad with me
>>60369849
bath
>>60369852
down half a bottle of vodka please and tell me where and when you wake up
>A narrowing of the meaning "suddenly or without preparation", from cold turkey being a dish that requires little preparation; originally used for heroin addicts.
>From the American phrase talk turkey meaning "to speak bluntly with little preparation".
>Some believe the derivation is from the comparison of a cold turkey carcass and the state of a withdrawing addict — most notably, the cold sweats and goose bumps.
>Reference to the periods after Thanksgiving and Christmas holidays where cold (leftover) turkey was likely to be eaten, coinciding with the end of those holidays' characteristically high alcohol consumption(s).
>>60369787
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>>60369787
my night has been productive, i went through all my recently downloaded audio files and renamed the artists/albums etc and changed the art
enjoy your film x
2014
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1EJate94l-c
2015
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BMgXboVyxY0
Getting bullied on britfeel lads
*does a line of ket*
>>60369898
oh right
>>60369694
USA
USA
USA
>>60369694
>deleting the tweet
That's not delivering you fucking mong, I searched "@POTUS nigger"
So it looks like you really are scared
>>60369872
Quite autistic
>>60369936
thanks matee
that sounds really good and productive, i need to sort out all my folders too
right now im at the part where forrest gumps runs away and the braces legs break and stuffd
>>60369897
not today because i'm off the booze due to bad acid reflux flare up. but i have mixed benzos and booze and codeine many times and it just gives me a great deep sleep and significant amnesia of my last few hours before sleep. really love a good knockout combo after a boring tiring week of work.
>aussies sniffing the kezzy
I don't think so
>>60369978
run forrest
>drunk
>'oh yeah, i'll do this, and this, and this'
>sober again
>ahahahhah no fuck that i'm staying in my room and wanking
Why is drunk anon so much smarter than sober anon?
Anyone seen the 1993 film "Naked"
2am. No gf. Need a piss.
>>60370002
drinking is bad for your health
>>60370008
Seen a clip from it desu
>>60369984
You're gonna die doing that
I'm a benzo addict and I would never do that
