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Pasty Baby edition
cara
stay
>>60365970
LEZBO
>that
>pasty
pick 1
it is arguable that my diagnosis of aspergers fucked me up more than having aspergers.
leavers already making accusations of vote rigging just like their scottish counterparts lol
fucking state a youse
bugzy malone
>>60366011
my asperger cousins keeps ringing me tonight
cba to answer tho
The IRA toecapped me for not paying for my spud blight protection
just completed one day of nowank
>>60366058
where did your flag go peon
nth for third eyes
>>60366060
amazing post
>>60366082
loool
>>60366082
haha funny stuff
here's the 6' bird off of tinder
well fit too, I'd have def gone for her if i was 6'3+. my profile pics must be really deceptive or something because I'm 5'9.
post that tall girl now lad
>>60366115
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7mcGJA7-HeM
LMAO FUCK OFF BRUM
>>60366115
>well fit
are you blind
I got sun burnt today.
did a poo with the seat up
mental
>>60366115
>third pic
is she a munter in her first two?
>>60366169
how does that work
>>60366072
I do not know either
real life photo from my current pov perspective
*nods off*
i fkn h8 u all fukn newfags we wuz on brit in like 2010
cara.
literally me irl
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W45DRy7M1no
reminder that I will be accepting generous donations of gfs from now until about 3AM
thank you
>>60366220
you were still in diapers in 2010 m8
>>60366220
way to prove a point
sissy brit bois
>>60366269
cornwall
ARGH SUMBUDDY SUCK DIS WILLY ASAP B4 IT XPLODE
>>60366187
wriggled my way on top of the bowl so that I was squatted with my feet on either side of the bowl
then grabbed the front of the bowl with both my hands
looking a bit like a frog at this point sat on the shitter, but the drop was phenomenal
>>60366251
>>60366254
kill urself gimicks bakc then were REAL now u fickin subsist on fucking shit fucking niggers
will Britain secede from the Union?
if I have no passions and no talents, really, why should I live?
>>60365961
I am a an oldfag
>>60366332
I ask myself this every day haha
>>60366245
here is my donation
>>60366332
your labour can benefit those with both
>>60366281
>>60366368
thank you so much, it's going to a good cause
>>60366332
develop some then
sister seduced me. i said i didn't think it was right but she incested.
they're going to come to raid you...
>>60366417
oh heck
>>60366417
BUILD THE WALL
Has anyone noticed how men are really strange? I mean, look at 4chan. Can you imagine a woman making these kind of communities?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RqQGUJK7Na4
PASTY BABY
THATS AN OLDFAG MEME
LAUGH MY FUCKING ASSS OFFFFFFFFFFF
>my toe is healing nicely
>I have gained several levels in resisiting torture
Come at me you brit fucks
>>60366417
who is?
>>60366434
can't imagine women making anything
>>60366434
women are boring
>>60366449
*takes away potatoes*
hehe...let's see you resist that
>>60366449
You are the mexicans of the UK though
>>60366449
try getting your toe injected
shit is horrible
next poster is a rotten egg
This post really upset Poleaboo
Have had this taunt biting away at me all day
Any 'syncs, lads?
>>60366060
you have small feet
>Any 'syncs, lads?
>>60366434
we have too much problems with ourselves to a make retarded community.
Very wet one today
>tfw you will never be issued a gf
HHAHA POLEAPOO IS ROTTEN EGG
PPAKI
>>60366539
I know mate, had to change my sheets after she'd left, might even have to get a new mattress
Dirty cow
>>60366560
FONR
going to go get some food
will keep you updated
>>60366560
haha yeah we all know that feeling...your mum is a proper dirty slag
>>60366484
They injected my cunting toe 6 times with anesthetic and didnt even use enough anesthetic so I felt every bit of it. The injections were by far the most painful part.
Business idea: Finish my spag bol that's in the fridge from dinner
fuck it
having a pint
gonna get drunk and make a tinder account I think.
/brit/? More like
/SHIT/
reminder that there were could've been TWO Americas
>>60366604
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>>60365961
Do brits watch anime???
If yes, then they are losers
tell me a funny jple thanks
>>60366567
you done goofed
>>60366510
>size 13 is small
>>60366604
be sure to use an anime profile picture
>>60366645
joke*
one of those f***in days tbf
>>60366662
Good idea, it's not like I'm on Tinder to look for gash or anything.
>I don't watch anime
>>60366604
take a pic next to your karen daki
me on the right
>>60366699
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just had 3 (three) small foamy beers i am unstoppable hahaha
It's me gf's bday aha
List of alcoholic beverages that don't taste like piss:
>
Oh wait
>>60366709
This trigger me, plz delete it
>>60366724
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>If i was captured and tortured by having my toenails pulled out with pliers I would not be able to resist it because I am a queer
not enough anime and kpop in here lads
step it up
just had a cheeky spliff
>>60366657
I think its because they aren't wide then because those look tiny to me
>>60365961
Who /NorthLondon/ here?
>>60366740
Swedish fruit cider
>>60366773
rasheed
>just had a cheeky spliff
Why does your press have so many restrictions?
>>60366569
bowl of dry corn flakes and a pack of cheese and onion crisps
this is the life
>>60366773
paki
>>60366773
me
Enfield reppin'
>>60366765
You would know how wide they were if I put them up your yankee arsehole
faggots
Don't even want a gf
just wish I had some friends now
>>60366803
[REDACTED]
>>60366803
Why is our press better than yours?
>>60366822
I am an anti-marxist
>>60366831
Ah yes
>>60366822
>Poonited states
>Pissouri
>gay county
>kansas shitty
>>60366807
>>60366788
Wrong, pakis live in whitechapel and SE, m8.
Here up in the north we're surrounded by niggers, pollacks and jews(im not one tho)
>I believe watching anime is below a distinguished fellow such as myself
>This is front page news in America
Need a cuddle :'(
>>60366882
>horrific
>>60366831
Poleaboo knew that feel but not even /brit/ wanted to befriend him
He has since evolved and understands his station in life
>>60366882
how is it not news?
find her really cute
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fPUMCO8YIxE
So suddenly
Like that
An acquaintance passes by
I tell him
Excuse me Sir!
Im lacking five bucks
To go buy
A fine wine
To drink up
With the folks
At the pa-ark
>>60366885
Haha well then
>>60366885
are u a qt 3.14 grill? or just the typical obese 4chan user?.
>>60366882
There is literally nothing wrong with giving Israel your full and unwavering support.
>>60366927
pakipoo is a disgusting shitskin
>tfw got a bent willy
>>60366974
>There is literally nothing wrong with giving Israel your full and unwavering support.
now then
>>60366974
Good lad
>>60366955
Hi 155
Haven't done shite all day, disappointed in myself.
>>60366977
Pics
just got done killing myself
QUE OLOR A NEGRO QUE HAY ACA EE
Going to bed
Better not be a single normie on here when I get back
...or there'll be trouble
Business idea: secretly train stray dogs to kill my enemies
haha sure is fun to have a social life and have sex regularly amirite guys
some yank girl with a big arse and 3 million instagram followers just liked my pic on ig haha
1 5 5
5
5
>>60367096
Good one 155
>>60367040
did a huge one earlier
proper sloppy diarrhoea
>>60367137
Wouldn't know
In my early 20's and just finished playing runescape for 8 hours
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VCdsHQNXT3Y
Uhm hello
How are you
I'm fine thanks
Oh? Okay...
>>60367066
typical s*nn fein voter
>>60367172
alright old timer
>>60367172
>playing runescape for 8 hours
yeesh
thats pretty bad
>>60367177
One candle
>>60367204
Ye, reminded me why I stopped playing it years ago
Feel like I've relapsed
>>60367066
when Obama visited Ireland a few years ago he said he had Irish heritage
Hi everyone, name's Ross. I'm new here.
>>60367217
>you will never a griffith
threads are starting to slow down a bit now
>>60367271
>wanting old mens used goods
Reminder that white people evolved from pigs
![6357054277429614372050665954_hermit-crab-cove-b1[1].gif](https://i.imgur.com/gQHtXLs.gif "6357054277429614372050665954 hermit-crab-cove-b1[1]")
me
going to imagine having sex with a woman in my mind while touching my willy
>>60367301
surely it would be easier to imagine having sex with a woman in your bed
is there anything worse than having the shits in hot weather? highly doubt it
>>60367262
>Ross
FOY
>>60367291
but I am gennon
>>60367335
having the shits and bleeding
>>60367301
HaitiANUS
>>60367301
i had sex in a dream once, it was amazing
>>60367398
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>>60367335
being killed by a shark
>>60367335
Having the shits when the toilet is occupied
>>60367408
it was with one of the polish girls from school (no i'm not a paki from rochdale) we kissed and everything, i don't know what that feels like irl but i assume it feels the same as it did in the dream
>>60367335
having the shits in really cold weather so your shit is frozen solid
>>60367408
FONR
>>60367285
Welcome to late night /brit/
ACTUAL CANNIBALS pull more girls than me, lads
fucks sake
>>60367398
i had sex with my mother in a dream
was a pleasant dream but i felt a bit disgusted when i woke
>>60367398
>amazing
dream sex blows. I either cum right away or hurt my dick trying to hump the mattress
>>60367462
lol
>>60367433
Frozen shits don't happen though
>>60367441
Hello?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QBPbAzrPFmE
On the train and this sheilas screaming her head off at her kids, she needs some dick pronto
>>60367490
you're mom doesn't happen LMAO
>>60367462
>Goochland county
haha what kind of stupid fucking name is that.
MY ARM
MY ARM
MY ARM
MY ARM
MY ARM
MY ARM
I SUMMON THE POWER OF THE GOD HAND
>>60367503
Negro de mierda
who /cat/ here
Reminder
>>60367462
>fucking goochland country
literally bumhole country
im dying
>>60367503
>my post is in that
feeling quite proud of myself ngl
>>60367537
thought this was gonna be another one of those /pol/ mockups
might take my socks off
might not
>>60367536
me in bed
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6_fROynnECo
>>60367511
>>60367549
It was named for the Royal Governor of Virginia, Sir William Gooch.
>have nothing to do tomorrow
Will probably stay in bed until 3, crawl out of bed and go on 4chan until I go back to bed
>>60367537
racist twat
haha
*gets hitched*
>>60367568
if youre a boy leave them on
if you're a girl then take them off
CANNOT STAND minorities 2bh
CANNOT STAND THEM
>>60367585
>WILLY BUMHOLE
>>60367641
the problem with minorities is when they become the majority
wish i could move out of the ghetto
>>60367638
*takes just one off*
~
>>60367641
i know I can't stand white people either ;)
willy bends quite a lot to the left
need help lads what if it gets worse
>>60365961
Communism killed 1000000000000 peoples
any girls here?
if so please post pictures of your BARE feet
>>60367599
This is kinda me, but if you actually get chatting with them and shit (it takes some stones for hermits like us) it's actually a good time.
Alcohol helps, but if the only time you're chatty with them is when you're drunk it's almost as though you're hiding yourself when you're sober, and people don't like that.
how do I achieve this body
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HbQauX2LOFI
>>60367697
if you'd have asked for something non-weird like eyes or something I would've considered it but not feet
>>60367715
work out
hey lads does anyone have the runtposting and ballbreakingpostings pastebins
need them to finish off decalifying my pineal gland
kansas city hahahahahahahhahahahahahahha holy shit I cant bratH
>>60367662
Me too 2bh, I'm working on that bit
I think it's funny when people patronize blacks in the ghetto and act like they're some poor underprivileged children that never stood a chance. Live around them for 1 month and you'll realize they fucking deserve it.
RELEASE the snuggles!
>>60367734
I just want to have non-skinny arms :(
haven't worn a t-shirt in public in years
Any chance anyone wants to meet up with Poleaboo in Manchester and hang out
What should I have for dinner lads?
>>60367722
post your eye and I'll post mine x
>>60367783
so work out you dense cunt. what the fuck is your malfunction.
The commies have informed the police about us lads, reckon anything will be done?
https://twitter.com/sara_davidson/status/735621721202556928
https://twitter.com/sara_davidson/status/735830466713006080
https://twitter.com/sara_davidson/status/735830977809879040
Wish she hadn't deleted the original tweet/first one of her new account though
>>60367812
pizzaburger
>>60367810
God no.
reminder that you cannot be a christian unless you believe in miracles and if you believe in miracles you are actually a moron and your opinions should be dismissed out of hand
>>60367817
but then you have to go to the gym WTF
>>60367818
thought commies hated the police
the gf just sent me this
>>60367818
oh noooo
Doing a poo
>>60367827
pls
I really need some human interaction
>>60367818
>made threats
who was this
>>60367818
>tfw /brit/ will soon be union jackless
>>60367856
they like the secret police
>>60367818
>group of rapists are stalking my account and posting stuff about me on a forum etc etc
R A P I S T S
A
P
I
S
T
S
quite literally howling
>>60367818
Those posts are quite similar to those of the Polish girl
You lads are fucked
>>60367889
Cheka was based tbqh
>>60367878
Amer Hussein, code name Poleaboo
>>60367818
>Wish she hadn't deleted the original tweet/first one of her new account though
what was it?
>>60367894
The police said that they were afraid of what Poleaboo MIGHT do
Same shit here
They're going to try to bring you to heel to prevent you from becoming a rapist
>>60367846
They pick and choose when it suits them
>>60367865
poleaboo and others were mentioned by name desu
>>60367846
Get some heavy shit.
Lift it off the ground.
>>60367510
>mom
Fuck off yank
>>60367946
>by name
anonymous ftw XD
gf sent another one
who else /rapist/ here
>>60367946
Fuck sake
This isn't funny
The police literally believe in "guilty until proven innocent", they will take my laptop for months too
>>60367961
>replying to a post from 16 minutes and 20 seconds ago
FOCC
Will I get a good body working on a building site lads?
>>60367834
if I wasn't on my phone I'd reply with a fedora pic
>>60367931
I don't know, I scrolled to the bottom of her tweets and it starts off with replies to people in response to what was obviously explaining why she deleted her account and about /brit/
>>60367818
>>60367818
>a group of rapists
she literally attention whores her bullshit on public domain, I'm sure the police will have a good laugh at her account lmao
gf is on a roll
>tfw no MAGA gf
fills me with despair desu
>>60368016
on my roll
>5'6
>like 60kg
>gain muscle fast as fuck
>get drunk fast as fuck
Is there any downsides to being a manlet? I'm not seeing them tbhh
wow the gf is going insane with selfies tonight
>>60368015
ah yes, just like how the Polish girl flaunted her bullshit on facebook and one university campus
>>60368018
manga gf ???
like animes???????
>>60368042
haha FAT rolls
>>60368074
nice
evening ladies
back from a festival
feeling a bit westy wew
tights?
>>60368095
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>>60368046
>Is there any
fuck off racists
>>60368068
what exactly did she do desu
wow where does she get these swimsuits haha
>>60368011
does Brit actually do anything with the commie sluts other than post their pictures? why are they all deleting their accounts and shit
>>60368105
i will do soon
currently running on 3 hours sleep from a house party the night before :)
The moon has some weird shit
>>60368095
got back late
bit nervous about starting this job tomorrow 2bh
the mongs who posted her address and made threats to the girls on curiouscat will be arrested
all the others did nothing 2bh
>>60368131
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>>60368058
I bet she smells fucking gorgeous
>>60367996
Fuck of yank
>>60368068
not even remotely the same situation
polish girl had her privacy infringed upon, nothing of the sort has happened to sara, she just gets mocked for her laughable opinions
>>60367818
fuck the poh-lease senpai
No clue why you guys spend so much time on that basic teenage trick though. She's only half a step from ugg boots.
>>60368074
no like Make America Great Again.
>>60368142
did a bit of chilling afterwards desu
>>60368118
One lad added her name and address to a Conservative party mailing list which was pretty funny
how do i get a gf that likes to read books and watch animes but is also not fat or mentally ill or affiliated with any radical political parties also she needs to be willing to dress up as an anime character and then have sex with me?
>>60368153
she does haha
I'm moving to Scotland and I just read that 66% are overweight! Is it really true? Sounds like way to high number. Does it mean Scottish girls in general are a bit chubby?
>>60368176
Pretty much any girl will dress up as an anime character for you is she loves you lad
>>60368131
why would you post on here if you're a normie. I feel like it would be hard to relate with a lot of the posters
>>60368166
what kind of memery is that desu
it's North America, not Great America lmao
>>60368185
FONR
>>60368148
>>60368185
You're outnumbered, there's more normies than autists on /brit/
>>60368046
i'm also 5'6 and i don't have what you're describing. just the crippling low confidence
>>60368004
No because you'll live off fast food on work days because that's where the whole crew is going for lunch and drink too much every night because you'll have to slow down and crash in an hour and a half to be up for work the next morning.
t. construction worker
>>60368118
No not really
>>60368147
What 'threats' were made? They just got bantered
>>60368202
i'm not a normie
>>60368176
Get one who's just fat and then get her to lose weight
>>60368183
Ngl lad, Scotland is great, but it's also fat as fuck.
>>60368183
Now this haitian nigger wants to move to scotland
>>60368046
Women don't take you seriously unless you have a lot of money.
>>60368237
My gf literally forced me to tell her she's fat and ugly the other day
Said she would stop talking to me if I "didn't tell her the truth"
Pretty sad desu
>>60368111
She flaunted her body and accent in front of me
I commented upon them on my blog and she accused me of stalking her
>>60368157
How did the Polish girl have her privacy infringed upon?
>>60368278
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destroyed a lefty lads
>>60368249
Autism
>>60368278
crazy cow, she's getting fit now at least isn't she?
>>60368280
>She flaunted her body and accent in front of me
hmm...
>she accused me of stalking her
well I read your blog, and is that not exactly what you did desu?
>>60368251
Yes, wouldn't you like too?
>>60368226
I work on a site, but I eat my packed lunches. there's no fast food near me
also the people posting the commie girls 24/7 will get arrested for stalking
>>60368300
How??
>>60368300
>destroyed a lefty lads
So much this! True cuties were few and far between back in the day. I hope if we're getting to the point soon where attractive young women can do porn for a few years, retire from it, and have it acceptable enough as a coming of age experience to not affect their lives later on.
>>60368280
>How did the Polish girl have her privacy infringed upon?
got like videotaped in the shower/toilet and her shoes wanked on
Right you lot, you're coming with us
>>60368237
that might be a good idea, never tried with a fat girl but then again i've never really tried
don't think i could do an obese one though, she'll have to just be chubby
>>60368355
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>>60368234
if you have a group of friends you meet with regularly you're basically a turbo normie to this website
>>60368316
It's not like she's obese or anything. I wouldn't mind if she stayed the size she is right now desu, but she's got serious self esteem issues
>>60368339
stuck some dynamite down his trousers when he wasn't looking and detonated it
>>60368330
I didn't go out of my way to observe her
She just happened to be in the same vicinity as myself and I made observations
>>60368351
Not charged with that, doesn't count
>>60368354
oh shit
scarper lads!
>>60368370
he goes out every weekend and fucks slags all the time, did an internship with GCHQ and has a 1 year industrial placement
turbonormie for days
>>60368354
with pleasure, officer x3 *rawrs* *pounces on u and nuzzles* :333
>>60368402
most of this isn't true
>>60368402
hehe you know nothing about me loser
>>60368354
im a citizen of the world, i am not bound by your country's laws
bodybuilding forum
>>60368370
I get FONT'd even though I'm just a KV autist who discusses relationships despite having no experience myself
>>60368402
I can barely get friends together to go for a few pints desu
>>60368393
>>60368393
thats what happened though
just because its not been acknowledged by the court doesn't mean it didnt happen you psychotic freak
where's caralad?
>>60368434
it all is desu
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>>60368224
Well if you can't hack it with the big boys feel free to go home to your native celtic lands. The celtic peoples are short as fuck for some reason so you'll fit right in.
>>60368451
> goes out every weekend
and weekdays
> fucks slags all the time
no
> internship
nope
> placement
ye
>>60368381
Holy fuck you yankis are crazy
>>60368354
>that pasty baby in charge of getting me in the back of a squad car after a night of cocaine and whisky
Ay good luck buddy
should i try to make friends before going after a gf?
>>60368475
>no
yes, you're always bragging about it here
insufferable cunt
>nope
yes but you're not legally allowed to say. though you couldn't resist boasting about it while drunk, twice
>>60368449
with me
>>60368487
yes probably
>>60368487
Yep
gas chambers
>>60368506
why are you so bitter?
>>60368484
*calls in the K9 squad*
alri you tosser you asked for it
*the dogs grab your many folds of fat and drag you away from your mcdonalds while you shout the amendments*
another one for the pile lads
let's go get more amerirunts
>>60368443
>discusses relationships despite having no experience myself
why?
>>60368515
is he gay? I assume if you obsess over a female like that then you're gay
Polish rapist with 20-year criminal record slipped into Britain unchecked and battered a man with learning difficulties 48 hours later
Damian Pankiewicz, 37, has a Polish criminal record dating back 20 years
Last summer he was released from prison in Poland and came to Britain
While on drugs he attacked a man with learning difficulties at a bus stop
Last month he was jailed for 12 years for the attack in Brixton, London
>>60368487
No point
She'll get upset if you try to spend time with them once you start dating and whine about you taking her for granted
>>60368532
because normies ruin every fucking thing they touch, including this formerly great general
>have one friend that never has money to go out or do anything fun
don't look up anon
>>60368540
he is not gay
fully str8
>>60368506
even if what you are accusing was correct, which it isn't
>yes but you're not legally allowed to say
this is not actually true :)
Nearly 250 EU prisoners are serving life sentences in our jails because the Government has failed to send them home.
Despite committing the most horrendous offences, including murder, rape and child sex attacks, the foreigners are still clogging up our prisons.
Britain is supposed to be able to compulsorily deport European citizens jailed by the UK courts under the EU Prisoner Transfer Agreement ratified in 2011.
But despite this, 248 prisoners are still behind bars in England and Wales – each costing £36,000 a year – because the Home Office has not got rid them. For the first time, the Government has published a detailed breakdown of the length of sentences and nationality of every single one of the criminals currently in jail in this country.
>>60368560
what should we talk about instead then?
>>60368569
>have one friend
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>>60368540
if the Internet didn't exist he'd be stalking some poor Dutch girl that lives near him
doubt he's gay just a stalker weirdo
>>60368536
AM I BEING DETAINED?!!
sar'as tweet was almost 2 weeks ago
the retards who posted her address and threatened them have probably already been arrested
>>60368537
for a buzz innit
>>60368506
relax m8
if you want the true fuck up experience, go to /r9k/
>>60368579
it is true though
you've let it slip more than once
>>60368591
you should leave. this is no place for normies just as britain is no place for shitskins, you just replace the native culture with your own
>>60368569
>having (a) friend(s)
>>60368618
how strange
>>60368592
one and only friend, who I also secretly hate
>>60368337
Unironically really worried about this whole situation. Don't want to lose my job over this bullshit
>>60368619
nice meme
r9k is more normie than /brit/
>>60368594
this is untrue slander desu
>>60368620
what would you talk about if normies all left?
i've never seen you initiate a non-normie topic.
The Pupper is bullying me again lads
younger brother had jizz stains on his t shirt today
cheeky bugger
>>60368650
why do you hate him? :c
>>60368650
I have literally zero friends
mostly of my own will at this point though desu
i don't know how to make friends
>>60368610
*beats you with my baton*
no you're free to leave, if you can make it up to me.... ahahahahaha!
*rolls you into a big pit filled with hungry runts*
DINNER'S SERVED RUNTS
*walks away and laughs as I hear the sound of you being eaten*
>>60368656
chill out big pussy
>>60368669
>That pic
I hope Russia drop some bombs in the US soon
>>60368712
you have more fatties than us
Not going in the new thread
going to bed
good night
>>60368696
*slaughters the runts*
*climbs to freedom*
*waits in the bushes across from your house*
*guns you down after your shift*
*eagle screeches in the background*
>>60368679
He's just so fucking annoying, stubborn and a mooch. I lend him some money? I never see it again. He has never had a job, and will not take any of my advice to get one. God I'd love to punch his fucking lights out but I need a friend so I don't go insane
>>60368784
*tips you*
I-I guess.... I was the runt.... all along......
*dies to a cover of god save the queen by an american rock band*
>>60367858
Who is this
