brecon beacons /brit/campmeet edition
karen
first for undead rogue
crayon shit
Baby I like your style
So let's get it on
>>60354287
you're the blind one mate
have got the full one
taking a cheeky bit of mandy tonight with my friends.
Roof's leaking
Set up an intricate system of buckets and post it notes to direct the flow
>>60354366
still no tom
going to start acquiring the things to go camping
not sure all the things I'll need
>tent
>sleeping bag
>cookware and gas stove thing
>alcohol
Turns out women that can deepthroat a dick are quite skilled.
>sat here with my cock out
>7 inches
>think about getting a blowjob from this slut that works at my local Asda
>''how hard can it be to give a blowjob''
>roll up a cloth
>only 6 inches long but about the right girth
>shove it in my mouth
>swallow as much as possible
>get to about 5 inches
>hits back of throat
>can't go any further
>gag
Goes to show you how filthy some cunts are that they're willing to go to those lengths just to get you off.
My hat goes off to them.
Gonna go for a bit of fishing tomorrow for the first time in 15 years lads.
>>60354366
stretch it vertically a little more
>>60353969
It's rather flattering, in a way
me last night after sniffing 7 grams of peruvian cocaine, sniffed a line off a milfs tit and then shagged four milfs at once at the back of maccy d's, dipped my ballbag into one of their vaginas was pretty sweet. Also smoked 28 grams of skunk cannabis cheese strain (from Birmingham) on my way home I tripped over 42 prayer rugs and couldnt get in my door because there were too many vote labour leaflets blocking it. Lol so just settled on the path and drink 3 litres of whiskey and sniffed 5 grams of ketamine.
>>60354383
theres an actual full one in the archives but I can't find it
>>60354366
Most of those people don't come here any more, or never did.
>>60354404
never seen a non chav fishing
hey
>>60354366
not willing to believe a blonde qt posted in /brit/ ever
>>60354437
i do
>>60354440
Haha fuck up four eyes. I'll fish your Ma's blurt and find a few sharks, guaranteed. She must have all sorts up there
>>60354411
you aren't alarmed by this?
>it's a "heat making me itchy all over" episode
she wants a man from brum
just started a new job this was me earlier
>>60354501
latvians are cool!
me and the lads
>>60354511
Average man from brum >>60354430
Have you seen this lads? Steaming leftist propaganda, hot off the presses.
Horrendous acting, absolutely cringe-worthy and not believable.
Nobody unironically believes that they're 100% French/English/Kurdish or whatever. Fucking nobody says that they'd be upset if they had a particular ancestry.
And NOBODY, let alone normie twats, fucking cries over their ancestry test.
Seriously? And supposedly White people are the racist bigots. Wogs are obsessed with race.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tyaEQEmt5ls
>>60354501
No, I'm slightly amused
Also please provide a source for what you said, even if it's in Latvian
>>60354535
That's how you start a party!
>>60354498
northern ireland is 100% chav population
>>60354560
>people in birmingham still unironically rock this look
does weed cure sadness?
>this is considered funny by bongs
Think my depersonalisation is going lads
Can still see when westmids posts the pathetic wee cunt. Going to Hull next month. I'll see you in Brum ;)
>>60354366
That blonde girl is just some random bird, not a brit poster you fucking paki
>>60354508
CRAWWWLING IN MY SKIIIN
>>60354404
You'll have to let us know how it goes lad
need tights gf
>>60354589
it's in the pic i posted earlier. an article
>>60354643
what about a tights bf?
(i don't actually own tights but will bum you)
>girl comes to my house
>sleep in the same bed
>fall asleep while cuddling
>hand on a boob
Even if I'm friend zoned, this was still really nice and comfy.
>>60354611
yes
need a gf with tight bp
>Have you seen this lads? Steaming leftist propaganda, hot off the presses.
>Horrendous acting, absolutely cringe-worthy and not believable.
>Nobody unironically believes that they're 100% French/English/Kurdish or whatever. Fucking nobody says that they'd be upset if they had a particular ancestry.
>And NOBODY, let alone normie twats, fucking cries over their ancestry test.
>Seriously? And supposedly White people are the racist bigots. Wogs are obsessed with race.
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tyaEQEmt5ls [Embed]
>>60354620
valerian root from holland and barretts and passionflower. Helped mine. all the best x
>>60354679
ok good
>>60354611
No. It just makes time pass quicker which means you'll be sadder for what feels like a shorter time.
janny?
>>60354560
>both of the girls are leaning in towards him
Based janny.
>>60354669
disgusting pervert
turn yourself in right now
>>60354560
looks like a top lad t︃bh
Mania's kicking in again lads.
lel my mate just got refused entry into NZ because they swabbed his wallet and found traces of cocaine
sent him home on the next flight
At least I managed to slip in some kpop songs into my bbq music playlist lads. Played these 2. Don't think anyone noticed mixed in with the electro-house and vaporwave.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VkFFGVfquFU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lpwG8f9nt4s
fucking this thing leaves my cock smegma free for 4-5 days afterwards. my glans absorbs so much E45 that it stays lovely and shiny and clean. moisturise your cock, lads.
Asuka.
>>60354701
does it have any side effects?
when I said going I mean its seems to be happening less often, don't want to risk something if it's getting better anyway
>>60354301
>>60354731
>westmids posting about himself in third person to gain attention
Hilarious mate. I'll see you next month.
>>60354761
He's getting done in
>>60354617
>This is considered not real by Turks
How many foreign countries have you been to
23 here
just dropped off a steaming abo
>>60354778
>Don't think anyone noticed
:^)
>>60354831
>>60354791
lucid dreams + very bizarre dream
sleepy
dry mouth
that's about it. You should see the dreams it gives you. It's not a drug it's just a supplement.
Alternatively buy Chamomile tea, it contains a chemical called Apigenin which works wonders for those sort of mental defunctions.
>>60354648
http://www.tvnet.lv/zinas/latvija/611578-aboltinu_ievele_vienotibas_valde_vietas_taja_zaude_visi_ieksejie_opozicionari
shame on you
dont believe posting personal information is allowed iah
the janny will have your head for this
>26 c tomrrow
just fucking kill me
>>60354885
already having mental dreams
i'll give it a go, seems alri
got some tangfastics
churchill was a fucking knob to be quite honest
>>60354905
>new flat is on 1st floor so I can leave windows open while I'm at work
The heat won't win this year
>>60354865
U.D.A. team H.
>>60354885
Defiantly not Devon who doxxed you btw :^)
Rugby
DON'T FEAR THE REAPER
>>60354937
Just placed an order for a grappling hook
Senpai, she's got a man but I don't give a damn cuz she wants a man from brum
lads how can i get a fit gf?
i'm really hairy
>>60354301
Pirates
fck fuck fuck going to be late
was going to cook dinner in time for this thing to start ohh nooooooo
>>60354937
I'm going to crawl into your window and spit on you
>>60354778
Good taste in kpop desu
>>60355004
things i would do to that arse
>>60354955
Alri janner still playing haxball
tell him to add me on steam so I can buy him a game:
Go to /brit/ steam group and add Avro
>>60355004
UNNNNNNGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHH CAN;T TAKE IT ANYMORE
*CLOSES CURTAINS*
*SLAMS KNOB ONTO DESK*
LETS GO CHAMP LETS GO
having a quiet night in with my /brit/mates tonight
and you?
>>60355046
Pirates r rapists
>>60355063
janner haxball synctube
does this ring a bell
really makes you think.
>>60355063
might do a 'tube, might touch a boob, might have a frube
>>60355061
enjoyed this post
godspeed lad
>>60355090
fuck off spacker
>>60354587
So powerful x
#TearDownTheBorders
>>60355096
no
not sure i want it to either
>>60355105
cont'd
>>60355061
>LETS GO CHAMP LETS GO
Someone watches boxing?
*walks into /brit/, willy in hand, wanking*
we make bitches do our chores nigga
>>60355140
Spacker arrghhhhh
takeaway just arrived im famished
>>60355061
Excellent post
>>60355169
yes senpai
>>60355184
one day we will fight to the death
romney4president
>>60355231
>tfw it probably costs £8
>tfw Britain is the most overpriced country in the world
>tfw David Mitchell is doing an advert describing about how 'great' shoppers we are
Why do we do it to ourselves?
>>60355160
>>60355160
are you the one I owe a steam game?
Had my Domino's lads and I got to be honest it was a let down.
The cunt over charged me, and it only came with one of the sauces. I enjoyed what I did have though, but I'm still giving them a 1 star.
>also is it okay to have an entire ben and jerrys tub if ive not had anything else today?
>>60355231
looks delicious, give us a bit x
BROTHER NERO
>>60355277
Why?????
>tfw not really happy unless I'm doing my hobby, creating art pieces out of plants
>can only really do my hobby a few times before house is full of fish tanks
>>60355427
someone said it was devon
Reckon I could beat Muhammad Ali in a fight.
=
Need a good film to watch tonight lads, and I know I can always count on you
>>60355458
different devon then
MOLYNEUX HAS LOST IT
>>>/pol/76095968
>>60355356
i respect david mitchells unpretentious lack of dignity
he did those dire mac vs pc ads too and was quite nonplussed at why people expected him to refuse free money
>>60355416
please delete this
>>60355436
weird
>>60354366
That's quite brown
Any plans for summer lads? Gonna do a bit of travelling and a whole bit of reading meself
since everyone else was too incapable to do it, i stretched the pictures a bit more
also added aisha in
to the twats who are saying she was just a visitor, bucks never even posted here to begin with and she's still there.
and im too retarded to make it look good like the /britfeel/ one
how long does an insurance payout usually take?
the accident was on 2nd march
they keep telling me it's "ongoing"
I just want my damn bike back at this point.
Got a strong aversion to seeing photos of myself
>>60355537
haha got a lot of stuff going on this summer
namely eating, drinking and wanking
tights
Is it true middle class people don't like only fools and horses?
>>60355501
Always hated people who shout 'sellout!' at celebrities they like being paid to advertise something. Never did he say Macs were shit and PC ruled but then went back on his opinion for money, that's selling out.
>>60355537
No because we saved your ass in WW2 and your welfare state was built on the backs of dead Allied soldiers, so now Im stuck working 24/7, so we can fuel a military that helps keep Russia and China from completely dominated Europe and leaving Sweden as just some poor runt useless state that no body remembers
>>60355546
identify 2nd from top 3rd from left
needs the striking gaze of bottom row 2nd from left
>>60355537
yeh comin to sweden to beat the shit out of you
need to do a poo and want to have a wank but there's a documentary about stalin on tv that i really want to watch
>>60355492
why does he get so upset about protests
>>60354367
HERE COMES MISTER OAK-E-DOKE
>>60355556
When my car was written off I got paid out in the same week it happened.
Get on them and find out what they're playing at.
You might get a bit more from them for making you wait.
just about made it
>>60355726
>being unable to multitask
>>60355546
>bucks never even posted here to begin with and she's still there.
explain
>>60355726
Multi-task.
is that actually bucks
always thought it was meme
Still rocking out to the new Stone Roses song tbqh
No gf
changed my mind
watching kill command
Who /not racist/ here?
>>60355886
unf
gonna wank now
Flubromazepam put me away for 9hrs and I had a 90 min nap a bit ago. Still not got all my motor control back, was bumping into shelves and people in tesco lol
>bucks ever existed
made an absolute smacker of a thread lads
Do we have any foreigners in the audience tonight? If so, please put up your hands. Wogs I mean, I'm looking at you. Where are you? I'm sorry but some fucking wog...Arab grabbed my wife's bum, you know? Surely got to be said, yeah this is what all the fucking foreigners and wogs over here are like, just disgusting, that's just the truth, yeah. So where are you? Well wherever you all are, I think you should all just leave. Not just leave the hall, leave our country. You fucking (indecipherable). I don't want you here, in the room or in my country. Listen to me, man! I think we should vote for Enoch Powell. Enoch's our man. I think Enoch's right, I think we should send them all back. Stop Britain from becoming a black colony. Get the foreigners out. Get the wogs out. Get the coons out. Keep Britain white. I used to be into dope, now I'm into racism. It's much heavier, man. Fucking wogs, man. Fucking Saudis taking over London. Bastard wogs. Britain is becoming overcrowded and Enoch will stop it and send them all back. The black wogs and coons and Arabs and fucking Jamaicans and fucking (indecipherable) don't belong here, we don't want them here. This is England, this is a white country, we don't want any black wogs and coons living here. We need to make clear to them they are not welcome. England is for white people, man. We are a white country. I don't want fucking wogs living next to me with their standards. This is Great Britain, a white country, what is happening to us, for fuck's sake? We need to vote for Enoch Powell, he's a great man, speaking truth. Vote for Enoch, he's our man, he's on our side, he'll look after us. I want all of you here to vote for Enoch, support him, he's on our side. Enoch for Prime Minister! Throw the wogs out! Keep Britain white!
>>60355972
>it was a tfw no gf on /r9k/
ded
rather tired
What've you all got for mother's day tomorrow?
going to make pancakes
any tips
putting anko in them as the filling, need to use it up
>>60356100
cunt nearly had a heart attacj
>>60356100
>mother's day tomorrow?
Fugg :(((
>>60356131
fathers day a week tomorrow tho :^)
>>60356100
my gimmick
don't steal it
>>60356160
fathers day was never a thing, its just made up by shops to force more sales
>Tinder'd while drunk
>Matching with 4/10's...
Not gunna do that again lads.
>>60354301
Haha
>>60356130
instead of using water or something use carbonated juice instead, like lemonade or something not much though. It makes them very fluffy because the gas makes them rise or something
>>60356160
Haha jokes on you my Dad's dead
she wants a man from brum
>>60356193
>'s
idiot
Aww thats mad
>>60356238
>water
mate...
>>60355796
Annie never posted here, yet she was still included in this faces of /brit/ thing.
So it's only fair that Aisha should be up there too since she did actually post here
>>60356238
>>60356352
yeah I use milk
>>60356005
ah yes
>>60356353
>she did actually post here
did she actually or was it just someone pretending?
![1465062842765[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/uCR7Ot8.png "1465062842765[1].png")
>Around the world in 80 lays: Traveller who bonked her way out of heartbreak after split with long-term boyfriend
http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/features/7190537/Around-the-world-in-80-lays-Travel-fan-bonked-away-heartbreak-after-split-from-partner.html
>Despite our semi-naked antics he refused to have sex saying: “No thanks. French girls don’t do that.”
>Straddling him, I said: “I want you to f*** me hard like I am your whore, OK? F*** me and don’t stop.”
>Then there was “Big D” — so-called because he was endowed with the largest, unruliest exhaust-pipe of a thing I’d ever encountered."
British """"women"""""
>>60356397
HaitiANUS
>finally buy gta 5 on Valve Steam distribution service
>62 (Sixty Two) gigs
>>60356155
do NOT post my gf ever again
>>60356496
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>>60356463
boring game
just dont get this elon musk fanclub
>>60356533
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>>60356435
Did you miss it? Aisha posted here once cause someone kept begging her on her curious cat profile
annie never posted
http://efukt.com/21376_The_World's_Smallest_Penis.html
me at the doctors office lads
>>60356388
>>60356352
i MEANT LIQUID
>>60356496
>>60356533
is meme lover 2 out yet?
>>60356580
>>60356435
Who is annie. Who is really bucks then? Is bucks just a guy then?
>>60356644
what does AMA stand for?
£204.18 available right now in my account lads. Give me one good way to blow through all this money tonight.
>>60354301
>>60355063
booking my 17th and 18th flights in under a year
>>60356673
A miserable autist
>>60356680
Ask some /brit/ lasses to please ur willy.
>>60356680
2000 penny sweets
This
I feel sad that Britain is no longer capable of producing it's own big budget films by itself anymore. Every film is some British-American co-production, or a British-French-Chinese tri-production.
I have a theory that /kpg/ and /gsg/ are mostly /brit/ desu. Will report back when i have tested my hypothesis
>>60356680
Send it to me.
>>60356680
pay some cam-whore to say /brit/ memes then post it on here
most handsome british man
>>60356796
/bleep/ is all brits
there was a naked bike ride in my city today
was mostly blokes lol
>>60356828
Haitiano marica
>>60356849
What does the name bleep mean?
>>60356824
>europa
Why do people say this
Sounds really tryhard and bent desu
>>60356885
>>60356824
Communist afghanistan was best afghanistan
>>60356894
bleep music
>Get Tinder match
>It's a bot
>>60356770
>germany is a great country with a glorious past
>>60356922
HaitiANUS fag
>>60356903
It's how most countries pronounce Europe desu
>>60356943
>gif
fuck off
>>60356941
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Is it true middle class people don't like Only Fools and Horses?
>>60357024
nah they dislike a lot of things
>>60356965
I am a 43 year old virgin and I have ruined my life. I was born with a birth defect called hypospadias which means in my case at least, I have a very very small penis and testicles and my urethra is on the bottom of the head instead of at the very tip like normal. I am guessing I am between 3-4 inches hard as well as I have an odd foreskin that does not completely cover the head and gives a hooded appearance. I don't know an exact size since because of my weight I have not seen my penis for over a decade. I was so terrified of girls once I hit high school I was so nervous and anxious I ate constantly. I was angry and feeling sorry for myself and gaining weight fast. I noticed the bigger I was the less people interacted with me other than to call me names etc. I ate even more and ballooned to 300 pounds by my 17 birthday. I have never even kissed a girl or held a hand romantically. I have lied to my family and told them I was dating my best friend when we were just room mates so my family would not pressure me or feel bad for me. I read online parents of boys with hypospadias sometimes feel terrible guilt over their sons future of usually no intimate interaction with the opposite sex at all. I think no one needs to suffer but me in this. I grew up thinking I was just a terrible mistake of nature that should have died at birth or I was being punished for something terrible I did in a past life. I was never talked to about my birth defect by parents or doctors and just assumed I was such a disappointment my parents couldn't bear to bring it up. I only stumbled across hypospadias on the internet a few months ago and learned its semi common. 1 in 200 men have it. Some men lead very fulfilled happy lives and have families but I have no clue how they ever got a woman to accept them or even how they were brave enough to try.
Currently in the process of being catfished.
going out now lads
going to a friends house for predrinks first
gonna be well fun
see you all later x
>>60357049
HaitiANUS nigger
>>60357070
have fun lad
be safe
>>60357050
i saw that catfish film
are there people that really believe it isn't scripted
>>60357073
do black people exist in mexico?
>>60357073
fuck you, iam not him
i like the blue gem
Not to worry it was just a very elaborate bot.
>Yes, I voted leave. 'Tis the best thing for us, I believe.
don't really have anything to contribute to neurotypical-time /brit/
>>60357137
No
>>60357149
HaitiANUS nigger
>>60357149
>muh death count
humanism was a mistake
>>60357292
This, everybody knows that the holodomor is a lie
>>60357253
I was born with pretty bad Hypospadias, but I had surgeries when I was really little (before the age of 6?) to try and correct it. Unfortunately, the procedures must have been a lot less common back then (late 80s) because it didn't quite turn out right. I have a hole at the bottom of my penis, a hole at the top where it's supposed to be, some small diverticula up near the top, and a lot of bad skin graft scarring.
I went through all the misery of catheters and stitches, and even worse it took way more than two surgeries. The anesthetics screwed up my early childhood memories pretty badly and I can't remember much from before I was about 8.
The worst thing is definitely peeing, but you get used to just sitting down.
The best thing, by far, are the blowjobs. My gf doesn't like the taste of cum, and it almost all goes out the bottom. Thus, lots of blowjobs and I don't have to worry about cumming in her mouth or whatever!
what a terrible thread full of terrible people
*looks you straight in the eye*
you especially
*tips pint at you*
you... you especially
i do believe it's time for a cheeky zoot
>>60357336
Negro de mierda
just ordered an asian for tea
