new barbie edition
1st for canada
crayon pop
karen
>>60351190
bbq
>>60351167
2st for undead rogue
>>60351167
Weed
>>60351198
because he's one of the nonces that post kpop shit all day
oi whats this about a kpop barbeque
what have i missed in my fruitful saturn-day
Kyary
>>60351167
That is the most pitiful bbq I've ever seen
watching WWII in the Pacific and enjoying these crisps
might invite everyone from work to a barbecue this weekend
what could go wrong?
*hönk hönk*
Guten morgen, Herr Anon.
Wunderbarer Tag im Euro-Großreich!
die Britreich Votum STAY ja??
kpop desu
tights
>>60351240
barbecue
>>60351167
the question is, did you play your kpop playlist to them?
>>60351184
you're the third person thats told me that today but all three have been for different reasons
>>60351167
would love to see him all defeated wheeling the bbq back inside
>>60351167
You guys watching: http://galax.moe/panzer/
>>60351190
shes actually a qt
most of your kpop pics are ugly
face me in the field of battle and you shall inevitably fail.
How is the barbecue even funny? It's a bog standard small barbecue used up and down the country
>>60351285
>wrapping all the food back up and putting it back in the fridge choking back tears
>>60351239
>>60351239
>>60351239
respond to me asap
i dont like feeling left out
>>60351289
How long is it going to last
might be a laugh desu
>At 6pm someone said they needed to go home and then suddenly all 5 needed to go home
This is why you don't get up to normie activities
>>60351340
read the old thread
>>60351128
Actually I was well liked at work and everyone that came I got on well with. Was surprised they left after only 2 hours.
One of the lads I sat next to at work and we literally spent 7 hours a day chatting about stuff.
>>60351348
>>60351289
disregard this post just saw the schedule thing
Feel sorry for the BBQ lad desu, probably should have just met some of them at the pub desu
>>60351333
Don't get it either desu
Always use a disposable though
cara 2bh lads
>>60351310
>most of your kpop pics are ugly
>>60351385
yeah i was there you fucking prick
dont see whats so funny, he just had a mediocre barbecue
there must be more context
>>60351362
This is the exact reason why I never organise social events, In case no one shows up or it's shit
Lads I am being 100% honest when I tell you that I don't know what a pint of milk jug looks like. Is it the big fat ones? Or is it the thin medium ones? I legit don't know. Am I too autistic to live on my own? Because mummy tells me that she's kicking me out this Summer.
>>60351409
>>60351333
pair of women
>socialising
not a fan
Old white men in Aberdeen are very nice
It's just everyone else who happens to be a complete and utter bastard
>>60351396
They were all Muslims so they didn't drink. Only I did.
Fridge is full of half eaten halal food now.
>>60351446
go to tesco and find out you unbearable fucking parasitic scrote
watching my wolves DVD
signing on to JSA again *sigh*
>>60351446
it's the tiny stubby ones, 2 pint is the thin ones
I really admire Hitler and wish that America and Great Britain had sided with him against the communist hordes from the east
The Last Shitpost.
>>60351448
So what? The guy should have gone out and bought a big one for a one off small social event?
>>60351461
>>60351474
I was at that match (unironically)
went for a job interview in Aberdeen not long ago
Spooky thinking I could've been within mere metres of Ribena without knowing
>>60351486
What happened?
>They were all Muslims so they didn't drink. Only I did.
>Fridge is full of half eaten halal food now.
think I'm going to keel over
>>60351461
This has to be a different poster taking the mick, I refuse to believe it.
>>60351508
fug shouldntve cropped it
>>60351504
America was the bad guy though
>>60351448
>muh big manly gas bbq
Alri
>>60351461
kek you're just making me sad now
What the fuck I literally dindu nuffin, follow or ever interact with her. Rosy must have told her to
Bit weird this lads
>>60351504
You again
>>60351535
nah you would have smelled him
>>60351524
you should have a big fat monster of a bbq anyway Tbh
though maybe not this sperg seeing as he's a total billy nomates
>>60351486
Poleaboo has been at it for 9 months
Welcome to hell
>>60351508
>no poleaboo
fuck you, too
>>60351537
was in a car crash and couldn't work for 2 months so they let me go since i was still on probation
Oaf!
>>60351504
hitlers ideology was toxic
mussolini had a better ideology but he was shit
>>60351584
What did you do to Rosy?
>>60351557
me on the left
>>60351393
For a fucking long time
>>60351535
Poleaboo hasn't been in Aberdeen since September
>>60351600
You're always rude to me. Plus I've never preached to you
>>60351604
Is that legal? Fucking despicable
>>60351470
I do go to Tesco, I went today infact and I bought some milk. I don't know how many pints it was (it was the fat one) but I did by it. Mummy just sends me out to buy milk and that's the one I'm trained to buy.
>>60351491
>it's the stubby ones
What? No, it looks way to small. Really? Doesn't lokk as big as a pint cup.
I also don't know how to make omelettes, which my daddy-in-law was grilling me about.
>>60351486
I was on it from October 2011 to January 2013
>>60351632
Are you Callum?
>>60351557
me also on the left
>>60351167
That's a shitty little grill m80
>>60351426
I know no one will turn up. That's why I haven't celebrated my birthday in 10+ years
>>60351654
Really good post
>>60351681
fucking look at the label you illiterate snivelling swine
>>60351692
no i am the cute swan
Howling at the women's football.
I think we need another war, lads.
British society had such a purpose during WWII, such a togetherness in the face of a common enemy- it has drastically lost it's way since then.
Instead of a united people, we have a fractured one. Hostile immigrants roam the streets of our cities, our laws are determined by the very country we defeated in WWII.
Another war would bring us all together as a nation, it would temper the strife and anger we direct towards each other into a spear we could use to strike our enemies within Europe and cast off these chains of German oppression
>>60351634
yeah
might stay up to maybe the film
won't be talking anyway, just have it on my other screen desu
>>60351681
what the fuck is wrong with you
little fucking parasitic worm
google a fucking video on how to make an omelette then
fucking hell, how do you have a fucking wife
got called fascist in burger king the other day
>>60351167
Where's fag churka???
>>60351715
I've never had a birthday party in my life
>>60351744
there'll be war in europe in our lifetimes without us going and making it happen
>>60351711
>Yank sticks his beak in despite not understanding the situation
off you trot you weaponous bellsniff
serbia getting absolutely BTFO by our brave english lasses
Business idea: Stream a film for /brit/ tonight so we can all be lonely together
>>60351744
Was just about to make a similar post calling for WWIII
My last bbq was pretty shit as well 2bh. But at least I got sex at it.
>>60351805
I don't care
That's a shitty grill
You should kill yourself
>weaponous bellsniff
>>60351809
might host a cheeky sync tonight if the lads are up frit
>>60351819
FONT
>>60351839
FOY
>>60351847
what do you use now that instasync is fucked?
hey lads
I heard that Poles and Pakis somehow get into your country legally by applying for even manual and low-skilled jobs
Or it doesn't work this way?
Please enlighten me on this topic
I'm a Slav and moving to UK would be great
>inb4 FUCK OFF WE'RE FULL
Half my extended family are car mechanics but I'm too awkward to ask one of them to come with me when looking at cars to buy haha
>>60351744
we need to all unite so we can finally get rid of the cancer on our society: white males
>>60351807
Remove kebab
>>60351839
made a right twat of yourself here brody
brit needs a dubtrack room
>>60351874
come on lad thats silly
>>60351866
the 'tube
Think ky made a proper channel for it too
>>60351866
is it? havent been around for the past few weeks
spose theres synchtube
>>60351731
I was going to make you Mary but Mary in the picture is John (cause he cared for Mary) and I wanted Ulster to be John.
You're andrew who was very kind to Jesus and always helped him.
>>60351702
Peter. The hard lad of The Disciples. The one who always had everyones back.
>>60351896
oh yeah ky made britmorelikeshit
spose my reign is over
What reddit flag does the bbq lad use?
>>60351866
>>60351896
>>60351900
Miss being drunk and off my head chatting to you lads.
Might unironically volunteer to sit in tonight and browse the 'chon and 'sync with you lot.
>>60351966
Seoul
>>60351873
polish can move to the UK without a visa since they're in the EU
your new empire???
![HmnG1UF[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/c5Civ0q.jpg "HmnG1UF[1].jpg")
rate my british style barbeque
>>60351731
I do but I always forget m80. No need to be rude.
>>60351754
What? I never said that I had a wife. And I guess I might as well watch a video on how to make that Japanese poison puffer fish, because then I'd be an expert right? Also, playing CoD doesn't teach me how to be a soldier, so watching a video wont make me a chef.
>cheap as fuck cider
>'masterfully crafted using only the finest hand-picked apples'
>>60351895
I know, but I can't help it
I think it's the actual trip to see the car that's my biggest thing, would probably be a bit awkward, although I guess I could just ask any of them questions on how I can look for shit by myself on the way there, get a bit of education
>>60351896
>>60351900
alri sound, either way, can be quite cosy
>>60352016
>daddy-in-law
please end your pathetic life
I NEED a Brazilian gf
>>60351985
Yeah, I won't be doing that since it's already 1am here.
>>60351992
What about Pakis? I heard UK had some sorta agreement with them so that UK has to meet kind of Paki immigrants quota or something, right?
>>60351552
>>60351952
nah not that one stupid girl, was a different one
think it was ladtube or something
yeah this
cytube /r/ladtube
(fuck off spam filter)
>>60351985
its been a bit dead recently, might just be me though since I've "quit" drinking
>>60352025
>I could just ask any of them questions on how I can look for shit by myself on the way there, get a bit of education
yeh exactly just let them talk about cars
>>60352103
what the fuck is wrong with you
>>60352085
Poor tekker er lad. Have a good night anyway. Still buying lorazepam from chemists? lucky bugger
>>60351966
none
>>60352016
>daddy-in-law
brain damaged mong
>>60351985
c u there
>>60352111
putting it in my diary
yeah can imagine it'd be a bit peak without me
is norfolk still around? havent seen the boy in yonks
>>60352103
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-northern-ireland-36435858
Northern Ireland is literally the Taliban.
>>60352103
>national halal centre
you got these from the BBC?
>when you halfway through reading "industrial society and it's future" n'chill and he gives you this look
>>60352103
fucking hell lad there's no need to dig yourself deeper
>>60352103
THE PLOT THICKENS
posting this again because it's so beautiful
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ugQPWvnr0kU [Embed]
Or if I was a scholar and could handle a pen
One secret love letter to my true love I'd send
And I'd tell of my sorrow, my grief and my pain
Since she's gone and left me in yon flowery glen
sweating like a dog
>>60352103
state of them
no wonder no one wanted to hang around
>>60352058
>>60352145
What? Not my fault my mummy married some twat, don't blame me.
>>60352090
maybe because they're a commonwealth member but i dunno
60352213
you mean stepdad you plague-ridden rat
>>60352142
fuck me, that was a ways back..
and nah, didn't like it, completely disorientated the next day waking up at stupid o'clock
>>60352103
>7% salt
>>60352213
that makes him your stepdad you cunt, not father-in-law
want to wring your little pencil neck Tbh
>>60352176
More like The Plot Chickens amirite?
>>60352145
yeah, he hangs about in the usual place I think, he was there last night
Poles are the largest group of prisoners - Foreigners in UK
• Nearly a thousand Poles serving a sentence in a British prison
• This is the largest group of foreigners, and nearly one quarter of all prisoners of EU citizens
• It follows that the report by the House of Commons Home Affairs
>>60352103
for fuck sake lad
wtf just heard a kestrel or something swooping in to kill a mouse
>>60352263
this redditor was gifted gold for this post!
>>60352263
genus
Just dished out some bantz to a girl and she unmatched me.
Feel like a right cheeky lad.
>>60352263
genesis pun m8
>>60351410
this 2bh
Anyone lost a family member here? I've lost my Father, my older Brother, Granny and I had an Aunt that was hit by a tram and got pulled under.
When I was young my Ma told me our family is cursed and that no man in my family has ever lived long.
Quite worrying
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5mypeAEih4E
America needs another civil war to purge it of leftists and minorities
fuck sake
want to order food but the neighbours are sat outside, if order now they'll see me collect my food
NORMIEEEEEESSSSSSSS REEEEEEE
>>60352380
are you sure?
>>60352299
our largest foreign prison pop is only one thousand? in a country of 60 million? that doesnt seem right
>>60351989
>>60352145
How do you know he's a kpopper then?
>>60352236
I remember everything lad. And fair enough - send me some er bai ;)
>>60352411
yes i'm sure
>>60352424
dunno, im confused too
i asked for context earlier but was rudely ignored
>>60352260
Jesus fuck why are you so mad, same fucking thing aint they? Stepdaddy or daddy-in-law, no difference to me.
>>60352423
heh guess it's time to re-evaluate how bad immigrants REALLY are
i cummed to yuri btw
>>60352103
I thought un-stunned was illegal in the UK
>>60352411
new mene; tbs = to be sure
>>60352103
>national halal centre
Howling
>>60352410
just be urself :)
WE ARE ALL AMERICAN PEOPLE
pray on cock
>>60351167
Lol
hou dear yuh
>>60352424
>>60352446
he said he was going to play kpop tunes
>>60352474
bad lad
>>60352423
According to the report, in British prisons is close to 10 thousand. foreigners, including approx. 4.2 thousand. from the European Union. Among them Polish citizens constitute the largest group (983 persons), before the Irish (764) and Romanians (635).
>World pays tribute to Man Who Hit Other Man who has died aged 74
>tfw closet bible basher
How do I tell my friends
wish i was walking around nara again desu
>>60352434
doubt they're anywhere near the best thing you could buy to get off your tits, the effect is unpleasant.
>>60352438
reassuring.
>>60352485
tbs tbs tbs
>>60352550
how long ago was that now? feel nostalgic already for my neet days
>>60352535
huh. i just thought in general there would be more people in prison
guess i'm too used to hearing about the american prison system
what should i cum to?
>>60352586
a few weeks under 2 months
>>60352594
lesbian rape jav
>>60352594
my willy
>>60352594
A productive evening.
>>60352535
fucking polish taking our rightful prison slots
![[gabagools externally].png](https://i.imgur.com/3zQjtVu.png "[gabagools externally].png")
I have to go out but I don't want to
>>60352594
a conclusion
>it's a tatiana maslany has no trousers on episode
>>60352511
what is the proper etiquette though, should i just say "alright" if they look at me, im going to put a cricket bat behind the door just in case
>>60352594
pictures of poleaboo
Good version of Eric Bogle's Green Fields of France;
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pUHK0ZEBTb4
>>60352573
Used to get them prescribed. They only really get people high who have really bad anxiety because they have a lack of GABA and normal people have enough. These drugs affect GABA. Tbs.
>>60352535
I WANT BRITISH PRISONS TO BE ABOUT BRITISH
WHICH ONE OF YALL BEEN TALKING SWEET ABOUT CHIEF KEEF?!
WHEN I FIND THEM IM BEATING THEY ARSE!!!
>>60352384
Lost my father too when I was only 10 years old mate.
Luckily I found him 15 minutes later though
the gf (bottom row, second from the left)
>>60352677
>im going to put a cricket bat behind the door just in case
good lad
>>60352677
just give them a nod and say 'alright'
put headphones on if you want to make it clear you dont want to talk
this isnt difficult stuff
>>60352703
fucking hell they're ugly
>>60352703
not a looker in the bunch
>>60352689
The sort of thing I should have checked before taking them tbs
>>60352703
what a bunch of rotters
the gf
>>60352677
yeah just say hello but keep moving so you wont get pulled into a conversation
>>60352753
>>60352755
2 and 3 are alright
>>60352703
haha what the fuck this is shopped surely
number 4 looks like that inbred chihuahua
the gf
>>60352384
Dad died a week before my 8th birthday lel
Not a curse or some shit though, just a history of heart conditions in the men in our family
>cloudy all day
>sun finally comes out at ten past 7
I'm starting to feel a bit sick, I don't think all of that chicken was BBQ'd properly.
>>60352786
lost interest in dodger when she got a english bf
>>60352615
Link
>>60352616
Post willy
the gif
>>60352860
>>60352847
do you think sershlad still posts without his gimmick
The gf.
>>60352703
the gf (also bottom row, second from the left)
>>60352730
i dont want to look like an autist with headphones on mate
>>60352790
might just ignore them it's easier
>>60352922
i remember seeing a youtube comment once that said 'cara looks like she would smell of tuna' and I can't get it out of my head
completely killed her for me
>>60352702
>>60352855
Isaiah 57:1-2
1 The righteous perish, and no one takes it to heart; the devout are taken away, and no one understands that the righteous are taken away to be spared from evil. 2 Those who walk uprightly enter into peace; they find rest as they lie in death.
>>60352780
should have just got some opiates like codeine or something. Or yabba if you;ve heard of that yabba is big in Thailand
The gf.
>>60352922
look really like my gf 2bh
>gonna be gorgeous tomorrow
>only got few mates mates
>most are pussy whipped
>don't ever wanna do anything
What's something I can do alone outside? I don't wanna stay inside all day...
>>60352937
who is top right
>>60352880
>gif
fuck off
>>60352937
always get a chuckle out of Rafi's gormless little mug
fucking scrote
>>60352937
name?
>>60352937
can someone add aisha's pic from when she was here?
>>60352911
dunno desu. I have like 150 sersh pics i could probably start doing it but i dont have the commitment
>>60352880
That's my gf stop posting her
>>60352973
Good taste in gfs clearly.
>>60352961
Smells of my willy desu.
>>60352939
>i dont want to look like an autist with headphones on mate
>might just ignore them it's easier
>>60353005
she was only a visitor
>>60352963
>yabba
seen people on it, don't fancy it at all.
When was the last time you touched a woman's body?
>>60352985
Prefer not to say
>>60352992
Likewise
The enjoyment I've got out of brit laughing at my failure of a bbq was 100 times better than the actual bbq 2bh.
Thanks lads.
>>60353030
at least one of those pics isn't even from here
>>60351167
BBQ
>>60353043
>are tablets containing a mixture of methamphetamine and caffeine.[2]
Actually fuck that for a game of darts.
>>60352937
she never even posted here
/brit/ BBQ when lads?
>>60353050
girl sat next to me on a sofa about 3 or 4 weeks ago
>>60352937
The gf bottom right just peaking her head round the corner
>>60353098
yep
>>60353050
Last week. Couldn't get my dick up though
>>60352937
oi identify bottom left
>>60353044
the voting system is literally more democratic for the EU
>>60353050
The girl at Wilko's stroked my hand when she passed me my bag today.
Deffo wanted my dick.
