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new barbie edition
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1st for canada
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crayon pop
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karen
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>>60351190
bbq
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>>60351167
2st for undead rogue
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>>60351167
Weed
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>>60351198
because he's one of the nonces that post kpop shit all day
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oi whats this about a kpop barbeque
what have i missed in my fruitful saturn-day
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Kyary
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>>60351167
That is the most pitiful bbq I've ever seen
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watching WWII in the Pacific and enjoying these crisps
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might invite everyone from work to a barbecue this weekend

what could go wrong?
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*hönk hönk*

Guten morgen, Herr Anon.
Wunderbarer Tag im Euro-Großreich!

die Britreich Votum STAY ja??
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kpop desu
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tights
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>>60351240
barbecue
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>>60351167
the question is, did you play your kpop playlist to them?
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>>60351184
you're the third person thats told me that today but all three have been for different reasons
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>>60351167
would love to see him all defeated wheeling the bbq back inside
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>>60351167
You guys watching: http://galax.moe/panzer/
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>>60351190
shes actually a qt
most of your kpop pics are ugly
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face me in the field of battle and you shall inevitably fail.
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How is the barbecue even funny? It's a bog standard small barbecue used up and down the country
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>>60351285
>wrapping all the food back up and putting it back in the fridge choking back tears
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>>60351239
>>60351239
>>60351239
respond to me asap
i dont like feeling left out
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>>60351289
How long is it going to last

might be a laugh desu
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>At 6pm someone said they needed to go home and then suddenly all 5 needed to go home

This is why you don't get up to normie activities
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>>60351340
read the old thread
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>>60351128

Actually I was well liked at work and everyone that came I got on well with. Was surprised they left after only 2 hours.

One of the lads I sat next to at work and we literally spent 7 hours a day chatting about stuff.
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>>60351348
>>60351289
disregard this post just saw the schedule thing
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Feel sorry for the BBQ lad desu, probably should have just met some of them at the pub desu
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>>60351333
Don't get it either desu
Always use a disposable though
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cara 2bh lads
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>>60351310
>most of your kpop pics are ugly
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>>60351385
yeah i was there you fucking prick
dont see whats so funny, he just had a mediocre barbecue
there must be more context
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>>60351362
This is the exact reason why I never organise social events, In case no one shows up or it's shit
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Lads I am being 100% honest when I tell you that I don't know what a pint of milk jug looks like. Is it the big fat ones? Or is it the thin medium ones? I legit don't know. Am I too autistic to live on my own? Because mummy tells me that she's kicking me out this Summer.
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>>60351409
>>60351333
pair of women
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>socialising

not a fan
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Old white men in Aberdeen are very nice

It's just everyone else who happens to be a complete and utter bastard
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>>60351396

They were all Muslims so they didn't drink. Only I did.

Fridge is full of half eaten halal food now.
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>>60351446
go to tesco and find out you unbearable fucking parasitic scrote
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watching my wolves DVD
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signing on to JSA again *sigh*
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>>60351446
it's the tiny stubby ones, 2 pint is the thin ones
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I really admire Hitler and wish that America and Great Britain had sided with him against the communist hordes from the east
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The Last Shitpost.
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>>60351448
So what? The guy should have gone out and bought a big one for a one off small social event?
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>>60351461
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>>60351474
I was at that match (unironically)
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went for a job interview in Aberdeen not long ago

Spooky thinking I could've been within mere metres of Ribena without knowing
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>>60351486
What happened?
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>They were all Muslims so they didn't drink. Only I did.

>Fridge is full of half eaten halal food now.
think I'm going to keel over
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>>60351461
This has to be a different poster taking the mick, I refuse to believe it.
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>>60351508
fug shouldntve cropped it
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>>60351504
America was the bad guy though
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>>60351448
>muh big manly gas bbq
Alri
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>>60351461
kek you're just making me sad now
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What the fuck I literally dindu nuffin, follow or ever interact with her. Rosy must have told her to
Bit weird this lads
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>>60351504
You again
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>>60351535
nah you would have smelled him

>>60351524
you should have a big fat monster of a bbq anyway Tbh

though maybe not this sperg seeing as he's a total billy nomates
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>>60351486
Poleaboo has been at it for 9 months

Welcome to hell


>>60351508
>no poleaboo
fuck you, too
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>>60351537
was in a car crash and couldn't work for 2 months so they let me go since i was still on probation
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Oaf!
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>>60351504
hitlers ideology was toxic
mussolini had a better ideology but he was shit
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>>60351584
What did you do to Rosy?
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>>60351557
me on the left
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>>60351393
For a fucking long time
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>>60351535
Poleaboo hasn't been in Aberdeen since September
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>>60351600
You're always rude to me. Plus I've never preached to you
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>>60351604
Is that legal? Fucking despicable
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>>60351470
I do go to Tesco, I went today infact and I bought some milk. I don't know how many pints it was (it was the fat one) but I did by it. Mummy just sends me out to buy milk and that's the one I'm trained to buy.

>>60351491
>it's the stubby ones
What? No, it looks way to small. Really? Doesn't lokk as big as a pint cup.


I also don't know how to make omelettes, which my daddy-in-law was grilling me about.
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>>60351486

I was on it from October 2011 to January 2013
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>>60351632
Are you Callum?
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>>60351557
me also on the left
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>>60351167
That's a shitty little grill m80
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>>60351426
I know no one will turn up. That's why I haven't celebrated my birthday in 10+ years
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>>60351654
Really good post
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>>60351681
fucking look at the label you illiterate snivelling swine

>>60351692
no i am the cute swan
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Howling at the women's football.
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I think we need another war, lads.

British society had such a purpose during WWII, such a togetherness in the face of a common enemy- it has drastically lost it's way since then.

Instead of a united people, we have a fractured one. Hostile immigrants roam the streets of our cities, our laws are determined by the very country we defeated in WWII.

Another war would bring us all together as a nation, it would temper the strife and anger we direct towards each other into a spear we could use to strike our enemies within Europe and cast off these chains of German oppression
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>>60351634
yeah

might stay up to maybe the film

won't be talking anyway, just have it on my other screen desu
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>>60351681
what the fuck is wrong with you

little fucking parasitic worm

google a fucking video on how to make an omelette then

fucking hell, how do you have a fucking wife
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got called fascist in burger king the other day
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>>60351167
Where's fag churka???
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>>60351715
I've never had a birthday party in my life
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>>60351744
there'll be war in europe in our lifetimes without us going and making it happen
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>>60351711
>Yank sticks his beak in despite not understanding the situation

off you trot you weaponous bellsniff
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serbia getting absolutely BTFO by our brave english lasses
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Business idea: Stream a film for /brit/ tonight so we can all be lonely together
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>>60351744
Was just about to make a similar post calling for WWIII
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My last bbq was pretty shit as well 2bh. But at least I got sex at it.
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>>60351805
I don't care
That's a shitty grill
You should kill yourself
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>weaponous bellsniff
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>>60351809
might host a cheeky sync tonight if the lads are up frit
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>>60351819
FONT
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>>60351839
FOY
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>>60351847
what do you use now that instasync is fucked?
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hey lads
I heard that Poles and Pakis somehow get into your country legally by applying for even manual and low-skilled jobs
Or it doesn't work this way?
Please enlighten me on this topic
I'm a Slav and moving to UK would be great
>inb4 FUCK OFF WE'RE FULL
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Half my extended family are car mechanics but I'm too awkward to ask one of them to come with me when looking at cars to buy haha
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>>60351744
we need to all unite so we can finally get rid of the cancer on our society: white males
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>>60351807
Remove kebab
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>>60351839
made a right twat of yourself here brody
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brit needs a dubtrack room
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>>60351874
come on lad thats silly
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>>60351866
the 'tube

Think ky made a proper channel for it too
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>>60351866
is it? havent been around for the past few weeks
spose theres synchtube
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>>60351731
I was going to make you Mary but Mary in the picture is John (cause he cared for Mary) and I wanted Ulster to be John.

You're andrew who was very kind to Jesus and always helped him.

>>60351702
Peter. The hard lad of The Disciples. The one who always had everyones back.
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>>60351896
oh yeah ky made britmorelikeshit
spose my reign is over
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What reddit flag does the bbq lad use?
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>>60351866
>>60351896
>>60351900
Miss being drunk and off my head chatting to you lads.

Might unironically volunteer to sit in tonight and browse the 'chon and 'sync with you lot.
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>>60351966
Seoul
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>>60351873
polish can move to the UK without a visa since they're in the EU
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your new empire???
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rate my british style barbeque
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>>60351731
I do but I always forget m80. No need to be rude.

>>60351754
What? I never said that I had a wife. And I guess I might as well watch a video on how to make that Japanese poison puffer fish, because then I'd be an expert right? Also, playing CoD doesn't teach me how to be a soldier, so watching a video wont make me a chef.
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>cheap as fuck cider
>'masterfully crafted using only the finest hand-picked apples'
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>>60351895
I know, but I can't help it

I think it's the actual trip to see the car that's my biggest thing, would probably be a bit awkward, although I guess I could just ask any of them questions on how I can look for shit by myself on the way there, get a bit of education
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>>60351896
>>60351900
alri sound, either way, can be quite cosy
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>>60352016
>daddy-in-law

please end your pathetic life
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I NEED a Brazilian gf
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>>60351985
Yeah, I won't be doing that since it's already 1am here.
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>>60351992
What about Pakis? I heard UK had some sorta agreement with them so that UK has to meet kind of Paki immigrants quota or something, right?
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>>60351552
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>>60351952
nah not that one stupid girl, was a different one

think it was ladtube or something

yeah this
cytube /r/ladtube
(fuck off spam filter)
>>60351985
its been a bit dead recently, might just be me though since I've "quit" drinking
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>>60352025
>I could just ask any of them questions on how I can look for shit by myself on the way there, get a bit of education
yeh exactly just let them talk about cars
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>>60352103
what the fuck is wrong with you
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>>60352085
Poor tekker er lad. Have a good night anyway. Still buying lorazepam from chemists? lucky bugger
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>>60351966
none

>>60352016
>daddy-in-law
brain damaged mong

>>60351985
c u there

>>60352111
putting it in my diary
yeah can imagine it'd be a bit peak without me
is norfolk still around? havent seen the boy in yonks
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>>60352103
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http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-northern-ireland-36435858

Northern Ireland is literally the Taliban.
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>>60352103
>national halal centre

you got these from the BBC?
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>when you halfway through reading "industrial society and it's future" n'chill and he gives you this look
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>>60352103
fucking hell lad there's no need to dig yourself deeper
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>>60352103
THE PLOT THICKENS
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posting this again because it's so beautiful

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ugQPWvnr0kU [Embed]

Or if I was a scholar and could handle a pen
One secret love letter to my true love I'd send
And I'd tell of my sorrow, my grief and my pain
Since she's gone and left me in yon flowery glen
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sweating like a dog
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>>60352103
state of them

no wonder no one wanted to hang around
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>>60352058
>>60352145

What? Not my fault my mummy married some twat, don't blame me.
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>>60352090
maybe because they're a commonwealth member but i dunno
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60352213
you mean stepdad you plague-ridden rat
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>>60352142
fuck me, that was a ways back..

and nah, didn't like it, completely disorientated the next day waking up at stupid o'clock
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>>60352103
>7% salt


>>60352213
that makes him your stepdad you cunt, not father-in-law

want to wring your little pencil neck Tbh
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>>60352176
More like The Plot Chickens amirite?
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>>60352145
yeah, he hangs about in the usual place I think, he was there last night
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Poles are the largest group of prisoners - Foreigners in UK
• Nearly a thousand Poles serving a sentence in a British prison
• This is the largest group of foreigners, and nearly one quarter of all prisoners of EU citizens
• It follows that the report by the House of Commons Home Affairs
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>>60352103
for fuck sake lad
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wtf just heard a kestrel or something swooping in to kill a mouse
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>>60352263
this redditor was gifted gold for this post!
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>>60352263
genus
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Just dished out some bantz to a girl and she unmatched me.

Feel like a right cheeky lad.
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>>60352263
genesis pun m8
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>>60351410
this 2bh
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Anyone lost a family member here? I've lost my Father, my older Brother, Granny and I had an Aunt that was hit by a tram and got pulled under.

When I was young my Ma told me our family is cursed and that no man in my family has ever lived long.

Quite worrying

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5mypeAEih4E
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America needs another civil war to purge it of leftists and minorities
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fuck sake

want to order food but the neighbours are sat outside, if order now they'll see me collect my food

NORMIEEEEEESSSSSSSS REEEEEEE
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>>60352380
are you sure?
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>>60352299
our largest foreign prison pop is only one thousand? in a country of 60 million? that doesnt seem right
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>>60351989
>>60352145
How do you know he's a kpopper then?
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>>60352236
I remember everything lad. And fair enough - send me some er bai ;)
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>>60352411
yes i'm sure
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>>60352424
dunno, im confused too
i asked for context earlier but was rudely ignored
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>>60352260
Jesus fuck why are you so mad, same fucking thing aint they? Stepdaddy or daddy-in-law, no difference to me.
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>>60352423
heh guess it's time to re-evaluate how bad immigrants REALLY are
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i cummed to yuri btw
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>>60352103
I thought un-stunned was illegal in the UK
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>>60352411
new mene; tbs = to be sure
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>>60352103

>national halal centre

Howling
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>>60352410
just be urself :)
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WE ARE ALL AMERICAN PEOPLE
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pray on cock
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>>60351167
Lol
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hou dear yuh
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>>60352424
>>60352446
he said he was going to play kpop tunes

>>60352474
bad lad
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>>60352423
According to the report, in British prisons is close to 10 thousand. foreigners, including approx. 4.2 thousand. from the European Union. Among them Polish citizens constitute the largest group (983 persons), before the Irish (764) and Romanians (635).
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>World pays tribute to Man Who Hit Other Man who has died aged 74
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>tfw closet bible basher
How do I tell my friends
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wish i was walking around nara again desu
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>>60352434
doubt they're anywhere near the best thing you could buy to get off your tits, the effect is unpleasant.
>>60352438
reassuring.
>>60352485
tbs tbs tbs
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>>60352550
how long ago was that now? feel nostalgic already for my neet days
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>>60352535
huh. i just thought in general there would be more people in prison
guess i'm too used to hearing about the american prison system
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what should i cum to?
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>>60352586
a few weeks under 2 months
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>>60352594
lesbian rape jav
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>>60352594
my willy
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>>60352594
A productive evening.
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>>60352535
fucking polish taking our rightful prison slots
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I have to go out but I don't want to
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>>60352594
a conclusion
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>it's a tatiana maslany has no trousers on episode
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>>60352511
what is the proper etiquette though, should i just say "alright" if they look at me, im going to put a cricket bat behind the door just in case
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>>60352594
pictures of poleaboo
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Good version of Eric Bogle's Green Fields of France;

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pUHK0ZEBTb4

>>60352573
Used to get them prescribed. They only really get people high who have really bad anxiety because they have a lack of GABA and normal people have enough. These drugs affect GABA. Tbs.
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>>60352535
I WANT BRITISH PRISONS TO BE ABOUT BRITISH
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WHICH ONE OF YALL BEEN TALKING SWEET ABOUT CHIEF KEEF?!

WHEN I FIND THEM IM BEATING THEY ARSE!!!
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>>60352384
Lost my father too when I was only 10 years old mate.

Luckily I found him 15 minutes later though
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the gf (bottom row, second from the left)
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>>60352677
>im going to put a cricket bat behind the door just in case
good lad
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>>60352677
just give them a nod and say 'alright'
put headphones on if you want to make it clear you dont want to talk
this isnt difficult stuff
>>
>>60352703
fucking hell they're ugly
>>
>>60352703
not a looker in the bunch
>>
>>60352689
The sort of thing I should have checked before taking them tbs
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>>60352703
what a bunch of rotters
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the gf
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>>60352677
yeah just say hello but keep moving so you wont get pulled into a conversation
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>>60352753
>>60352755
2 and 3 are alright
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>>60352703
haha what the fuck this is shopped surely

number 4 looks like that inbred chihuahua
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the gf
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>>60352384
Dad died a week before my 8th birthday lel

Not a curse or some shit though, just a history of heart conditions in the men in our family
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>cloudy all day
>sun finally comes out at ten past 7
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I'm starting to feel a bit sick, I don't think all of that chicken was BBQ'd properly.
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>>60352786
lost interest in dodger when she got a english bf
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>>60352615
Link

>>60352616
Post willy
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the gif
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>>60352860
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>>60352847
do you think sershlad still posts without his gimmick
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The gf.
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>>60352703
the gf (also bottom row, second from the left)
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>>60352730
i dont want to look like an autist with headphones on mate

>>60352790
might just ignore them it's easier
>>
>>60352922
i remember seeing a youtube comment once that said 'cara looks like she would smell of tuna' and I can't get it out of my head
completely killed her for me
>>
>>60352702
>>60352855

Isaiah 57:1-2
1 The righteous perish, and no one takes it to heart; the devout are taken away, and no one understands that the righteous are taken away to be spared from evil. 2 Those who walk uprightly enter into peace; they find rest as they lie in death.

>>60352780
should have just got some opiates like codeine or something. Or yabba if you;ve heard of that yabba is big in Thailand
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The gf.
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>>60352922
look really like my gf 2bh
>>
>gonna be gorgeous tomorrow
>only got few mates mates
>most are pussy whipped
>don't ever wanna do anything

What's something I can do alone outside? I don't wanna stay inside all day...
>>
>>60352937
who is top right
>>
>>60352880
>gif
fuck off
>>
>>60352937
always get a chuckle out of Rafi's gormless little mug

fucking scrote
>>
>>60352937
name?
>>
>>60352937
can someone add aisha's pic from when she was here?
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>>60352911
dunno desu. I have like 150 sersh pics i could probably start doing it but i dont have the commitment
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>>60352880
That's my gf stop posting her
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>>60352973
Good taste in gfs clearly.
>>60352961
Smells of my willy desu.
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>>60352939
>i dont want to look like an autist with headphones on mate
>might just ignore them it's easier
>>
>>60353005
she was only a visitor
>>
>>60352963
>yabba
seen people on it, don't fancy it at all.
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When was the last time you touched a woman's body?
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>>60352985
Prefer not to say
>>60352992
Likewise
>>
The enjoyment I've got out of brit laughing at my failure of a bbq was 100 times better than the actual bbq 2bh.

Thanks lads.
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>>60353030
at least one of those pics isn't even from here
>>
>>60351167
BBQ
>>
>>60353043
>are tablets containing a mixture of methamphetamine and caffeine.[2]

Actually fuck that for a game of darts.
>>
>>60352937
she never even posted here
>>
/brit/ BBQ when lads?
>>
>>60353050
girl sat next to me on a sofa about 3 or 4 weeks ago
>>
>>60352937
The gf bottom right just peaking her head round the corner
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>>60353098
yep
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>>60353050
Last week. Couldn't get my dick up though
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>>60352937
oi identify bottom left
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>>60353044
the voting system is literally more democratic for the EU
>>
>>60353050
The girl at Wilko's stroked my hand when she passed me my bag today.

Deffo wanted my dick.
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tights
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>>60353128
I'll bring the halal sausages
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>>60353128
we'll do a whip around for a bbq

found this beauty in Tesco, £60
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>>60353050
after a date
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>>60353123
Who is 'she'? It's the bucks poster isn't it >>60353144
Prefer not to say
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>>60352937
/britfeel/ did it better
>>
So if chili peppers are native to south america, and they didn't spread until Europe colonised the area, what did Indians used to put in their curries before that?

Or did they only start maing curries after we colonised them as well and intriduced them to chili peppers?
>>
>>60353044

does the queen personally favor brexit?
>>
>>60353128
only if we get some halal chicken
>>
>>60353194
>date
FOY
>>
>>60351167
Babby's first BBQ
>>
been on a dry spell for about 20 years now
fuck sake haha
>>
>>60353194
edit: actually I shook a females hand if that counts

>>60353198
eerie post

>>60353233
what the fuck do we (you) call it then
>>
>>60353137
Apparently it's a huge problem there. Seeing a 700 percent increase in use since 2014.

I might be going to Thailand with my bestfriends Dad in the summer if I get my money right. Is there anything I should avoid when buying drugs there - etc...
>>
>>60353152

Try voting out the Council of Ministers or Commission. Hell, try voting out a majority of the Parliament. Try convincing the ECJ their interpretation of a treaty is wrong.
>>
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wind yer neck in darling
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>>60352937
>dormers
>fat cam
>no idea
>brum(?)
>ribena
>mark the tuba degree machine operator barclays
>no idea
>bucks
>no idea
>no idea
>no idea

needs tom
>>
>>60353219
>It was introduced in India by the Portuguese towards the end of 15th century.[13] Today chilies are an integral part of South Asian and Southeast Asian cuisines.
>>
Gonna need about £8 from each of you so we can buy a grill, some snacks and halal meat. BBQ is going to be in a park in Derby, bring girls.
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>>60353308
mark was never a machine operator

brush up on your gimmick lore
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>>60353266
>buying illegal drugs in JF land
it's like you want to die. british drugs are the only ones you can trust in this world
>>
>>60353255
I don't call it anything. I just "I went out with so and so today".
>>
>>60352260
Also I don't have a pencil neck you cunt. My neck is thick and nice.
>>
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vhZzcxmBx8o
>>
>>60353219
Most of the famous Indian dishes (vindaloo for example) are European originated. Vindaloo is an Indian knock-off of a popular Portugese dish in the 16th century.

Indians are basically the chinks of South Asia. Stealing and copying shit
>>
doing a family holiday in thailand
if thailad even so much as look at my little sister I'll fucking heem him
>>
>>60353308
3rd from top left is zoey init
>>
When's the /brit/ bbbq again?
>>
You could probably dox me from that BBQ picture 2bh

Weird I've posted loads of doxable info on /brit/ and never been doxxed, even posted shots of my road
>>
>>60353289
>I am a simple man, I don't need a roof over my head all the time, I live off the riches of people smiling and talking because it gets lonely on my own. The only thing I would ask for is food because I'm always hungry

So he's scammed her, but the real question is how long until he rapes and kills her
>>
Buying a Domino's lads.
>>
>>60353397
>family holiday
>thailand
ayy
>>
>>60353361
>he doesn't know how to work his way up the drug ladder and get in with the big boys and get the top quality shit

Poor form lad.
>>
Who /lurks in /heem/ to get streetfight weebums/ here?
>>
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>Poleaboo's sexy alter ego
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>>60353430
what are you getting?
>>
>>60353412
Now.
>>
>>60353255
I'll show you eerie you cheeky little slag
>>
>>60353266
My only experiences around it are seeing the police catch a load in the news and watching people drop it on nights out, seen 3 or 4 people going mental on it.
> Is there anything I should avoid when buying drugs there
Mostly being setup or caught, people selling drugs often work for the police, then you're paying a bribe or off to the Bangkok Hilton.

Even if you aren't in possession and test positive (they occasionally raid clubs and take samples) you're in the same position. So be very careful if you must buy drugs here. Unless you're at the full moon or something, in which case just go mental.
>>
>>60353286
they are literally just civil servants for bundestag
>>
>>60353353
i was posting a lot during this period but these memes seemed to crop up overnight somehow
>>
>>60353430
same here, good lad
>>
>>60353365
date mean s the same thing, such my dick
>>
>>60353434
kek.. whats heem. I don't really explore the other boards.
>>
Plastic Paddies are scum
>>
>>60353289
nobody gives a fuck you vain bitch
>>
>>60353494
Na. Only yanks go on "dates". FOY
>>
is swifty here?
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>>60353434
not me but have this old but gold one
>>
>>60353353
wish i did work at barclays desu
>>
>>60353479
heard you can you buy ket over the counter in thailand?
>>
>>60353484
>>60353510
potato famine
>>
>>60353519
well clearly you don't autist sperg
>>
NEED an autistic gf to cosplay with
>>
>>60353308
Bottom left is Zac bottom right is west mids grime poster
>>
>>60353506
MMA general on /sp/.
>>
>>60353528
me on the right
>>
asked the takeaway to send a white driver with my food lads
>>
stop encouraging poleaboo please
i don't want all the normies here when /brit/ makes the news after he bombs a train station
>>
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Really makes you think
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>>60353434
/r/publicfreakout and /r/streetfights are the best ime
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>>60353506
It's the UFC/MMA genera on /sp/
>>60353528
Already have it, and it has that filename.
>>
You can literally go to Thailand. As soon as you arrive go to the chemist to lad up on benzos to potentiate the alcohol and make you drunker, get some opiates for the comedown and muscle relaxers to stop twitching on cocaine. You can walk to a bar and order a magic mushroom tea, get off your head then go and fuck every ethnicity you can for chips.

Thailad is living the life

>>60353479
Holy fuck. I didn't know it was that bad. However there are quite a lot of good drugs that are legal there so could just stick to them.

>>60353541
Yeah herad this too from a friend that went.

Also magic mushroom tea.
>>
>>60353541
I have no idea, never heard ket at a pharmacy, Valium is the main one.
>>
>>60353541
nah it's difficult. benzos are easier.
best to avoid drugs in thailand 2bh, but I know people in Bangkok (expats) who are constantly smashing MDMA/charlie etc. Idiots.
>>
>>60353565
That was almost a coherent sentence. Good job, yank.
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>MMA general on /sp/.
>>
>>60353569
>Zac
whats his story?
>>
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>Answer the door
>Normie house mates pizza
>Say I'll take it as it's been paid for
>Leave it on the side
>It's been there for 40 minutes
>>
>>60353635
you aren't worth proper though
>>
>>60353640
prefer not to say
>>
>>60353460
Chick'n'mix box and a Ben and Jerry's icecream. Their pizza's a bit naff t b h.

>>60353484
What are you getting lad? Potato Pizza?
>>
>>60353661
Should have eaten it lad.
>>
if britain leaves the eu theyll be lost without ireland desu
dont think theyll know what to do with themselves
>>
>>60353664
fair enough
>>
this girl i used to talk to everday suddenly just cut me off for no reason

should i message and ask what the fuck i did?

or is that clingy?
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What happened to the BNP?
>>
>>60353591
I post in /brit/ but /britfeel/ is my home
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>liking something I don't like
>>
>>60351167
Would it be possible to become a teacher in the UK with an American education?
>>
>>60353610
It really depends where you are and who you're talking to, but best advice is stay legal here m8, especially if you don't know the score.
>>
just watched kellys heroes lads
>>
>>60353596
Holy shit it was like he was punching a brick wall. And then it became a bear mauling.
>>
>>60353661
>>>/r9k/
>>
>>60353724
can you attack scotland please so that snpakiis will be put off of immigration
>>
>>60353662
Getting closer lad.
>>
>>60353714
UKIP replaced them as party of choice for racists. Not saying UKIP is racist though, just that's where they get their notable support.
>>
>>60353593
Scottish nu-males
>>
>>60353204
I'm on that image
>>
>>60353758
I've heard the Bangkok Hilton is nice tho, if you can't afford the £1000 bribe.
>>
>>60353758
Aye no sweat mucker. I'll keep the head down. Will be too busy shagging birds anyway
>>
>>60353763
the bus driver knows how to pull back for full force. the skinny guy was basically slapping

t. ultimate fighter
>>
>>60353845
Rasheed
>>
>>60353528
>That small pool of blood forming at his temple as the guy walks away
Hope he didn't get too hurt.
>>
>>60353763
look at him "punching"
he just slaps him with his fist, not even a real punch
>>
>>60353593
Norn= traditional
Scotland= sjw
England= pirates
Wales= peados
>>
>>60353593
>Northern Ireland is so traditional that their favourite porn is mothers
>>
wish getting doxed led to making friends with britlads irl rather than just getting cyberbullied
>>
>>60353889
What? I like UKIP, I voted for them in the EP elections, I want to leave the EU. Doesn't mean that I'm blind to the fact that genuine racists aren't drawn to them.

Cunt.
>>
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>Government just called an emergency meeting about floods of people dashing to britain before the brexit vote
>All flights to the UK have been overbooked
>All buses stuffed
>Some people are trying to walk the distance
>By their estimate 500,000 latvians will arrive in the UK by june 23
>If this trend continues the latvian born population of great britain will reach 2.8 million by the end of t this year
Enjoy your brexit, lads.
>>
>>60353897
you on about the str guy?
>>
>>60353942
Poleaboo knows that feel
>>
>>60353876
yeah looks lovely..
>>60353879
yeah lad, you'll have a banging time without needing to risk yourself anyway.
>>
>>60353889
Nah he is right though. Because they aren't the BNP, they can pretend they are being reasonable and are basically tolerant.
>>
>>60353992
how many prozzies have you fucked since you first arrived
>>
>>60353972
Dex. His head's cracked open on the tile. You can see the blood leak from it and form a small pool in the last few frames.
>>
>>60353969
its like rats fleeing a sinking ship
>>
>>60353969
tfw eu ref was a merkel inspired strategy by cameron to bring in half a million immigrants by june 23

genius
>>
>>60353992
Do you ever think about returning to your homeland or do you love it there too much?

Doesn't it get lonely? I could imagine talking with Thai people everyday instead of Brits would be quite tiring because it's harder to relate to them. I know this feel when I am talking to my Irish mates irl
>>
>>60353942
Haha fuck off Zac you melt
>>
can we have a /brit/ meet up?
>>
>>60354027
dex broke the guys nose, you can see the blood trail follow the guy when he backs off
>>
>>60353714
when your party leader makes comments about the holocaust being fake and zionists destroying europe you tend to lose support
>>
>>60354029
Oh, those are the numbers only for latvian migrants.
We're really small compared to Poland. I'm afraid to image the hordes that are coming from there.
>>
holiday idea: go to trafford centre with poleaboo to try on qt skirts and leggings
>>
>>60354068
I'm not talking about STRs nose m8. Look at the dex kid's head in the last few seconds. There's blood pooling underneath it.
>>
i feel like i could die

i feel like i dont care if i survive
>>
>>60354060
Isn't there supposed to be one in Leeds? I want to meet the lads
>>
>>60354126
poles are white though. you are slav shit tier practically white negroid
>>
>>60354139
he started leaking when he picked the guy up, he dropped him into his own blood mate.
>>
>>60354162
>tfw 80% of /Brit/ consists of NEET who won't leave their basements to come to a meetup
>>
fucking hell

https://data.desustorage.org/int/image/1463/94/1463949649374.jpg
>>
>>60354212

>basements

fuck off yank
>>
>>60354212
its probably only the neets that show up
normies ignore those autistic meetups like the plague
>>
>>60354212
Speak for yourself lad, this is a normie general
>>
>>60354025
Genuinely never paid for sex in my life. You don't need to..
>>60354035
For now I'm good here, can't say how I'll feel in the future. Just see how it goes.

I knew a couple of British etc. lads here so it's not like I can't go for a chat and a pint. There's the ups and downs of talking with Thais, can be a bit difficult to relate at times for sure. One of the reasons I like to come here tbf
>>
>>60354197
there's isn't any blood on the tiles before being picked up you blind cunt
>>
>>60354246
erection
>>
new
>>60354301
>>60354301
>>60354301
>>
>>60354139
>>60354197
yeah if you pause while he is walking away you can see his nose dripping
>>
>>60354280
Sounds pretty comfy. All the best mate.
>>
>>60354246
Looks like boob eczema 2bh
>>
>>60354321
cheers lad, enjoy your hols.
>>
>Get Tinder match
>It's a bot
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