historically accurate edition
cara
America
thinking of buying this site, got a couple million to spare, would that be enough?
crayon pop
*mutters under my breath as i hide behind my cloak* ah vese vorms under ze boot of a larger man! i vant to suck zey blood!
quite sad that so much artistic talent is wasted on this autistic tripe
maisie
Chicken korma from Iceland for dinner lads. And yourself?
What do you think about exclamations like
>Shitskins out
?
>>60348964
is this real. don't watch game of memes
>>60348924
i vish i could
*make sure theres no garlic around*
kyary
>quite sad that so much artistic talent is wasted on this autistic tripe
>In 2006 the BBC launched a free educational website for children, BBC Jam, which cost £150 million. Following complaints by a number of commercial suppliers of educational software that the BBC was engaging in anti-competitive practices by providing this service for free, the BBC Trust announced that the website would be suspended pending a review. The following year it was decided that the service would not be relaunched and it was closed permanently.
Was this a big deal in 2006?
gf just sent me a picture of her
she is looking fit today
the gf
about to go down to the copyright office and spend 8 million pounds copyrighting "remain" so the tories have to pay me whenever they spout shit
*prints out thread and puts it in paper shredder*
>>60348984
probably going to order a chinese desu
>>60348984
pasta again
>>60348984
going a bit upclass tonight
>>60349034
ah yes because you totally cannot get a temporary pleb job fucking cunt thinks she probably deserves one on a golden platter
>>60349013
Normies on /britfeel/ gonna drop me in it
*cracks open an echo falls chardonnay*
those bloody pakis
*gazes into the sad, watery eyes of my favourite runt - the one with the pork pie hat*
I wonder... have I treated these beasts too harshly?
wish i was drafted into WWII and sent to fight in the pacific t b h
vhat? my name? nosferat...ony ... tony
ves my name is tony!
vast name?
uh
tony dracula..rry larry
haha just a vegular vampire tony larry
*thinks about it*
vikes i said i vas a vampire, yes? i did not mean that, succulent mortal
>>60348984
Is it the one in the Yorkshire pudding?
>>60349028
is that a penis
>>60349021
first time ive heard about it so probably not
2 things you gotta know about me:
I spit more rhymes than a lazy susan
and I'm innocent till my guilt is proven
>>60349085
wish my life had meaning t-b-h
>>60348984
Haven't ate in two days. I am fasting for a really holy day tomorrow. Inb4 rasheed. I am presbyterian
>>60349028
she looks like a discount ms alice
edit: he* looks like a discount ms alice
Did vocaroo lad step on the glass?
>>60349118
potato famine
>>60349118
J to the R O C
>>60348987
This post is illegal under the new EU directive. It will be removed within 24 hours and you will be sent to a re-education camp.
>>60349034
why do rorke's believe anyone can just go on and do a worthwhile STEM subject at uni as if it doesn't depend at all on their school/college grades?
for some people it's lib arts or bust
what's worse?
Icelandic cuisine or cuisine from Iceland?
>>60349149
just dont get a degree then
this is unironically a massive choon
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8YzabSdk7ZA
>>60349135
>presbyterian
don't know anything about this religion. isn't it just christian? why do you need to fast?
>>60349034
I do find it interesting how these SJW and /pol/ hate the same person, the jew at the top of society is the 1% but they are so consumed with hating each other that they are playing by said 1% divide and conquer game.
>>60349149
> putting apostrophes on plurals
Can you literally plunge your gullet into bleach please
>>60348984
Barbecue with the family so most likely my fat aunt will cook mountains of every meat available then cry and throw a tantrum because we're not eating as much as her and by default "bullying" her.
Talked to multiple girls yesterday. One even touched me with her boobies.
>>60349148
I wonder what happens if parents try to stop their kids being 'reeducated'
>>60349149
Best to not even go then if you're gonna pursue liberal arts
It's completely worthless unless you go on to law school
>>60349157
what's wrong with icelandic cuisine it's better than fucking burgers
>>60349075
You didn't post anything incriminating, you're fine lad.
>>60348984
keema with brown rice
>>60349208
I think he's joking mate
Bored lads. Missus is away at her mothers for the week so I'm thinking takeaway tonight.
Suggestions?
>>60349064
I don't see the issue with this, you have a naan with a curry so a yorkie is a perfectly fine substitute.
The only possible issue could be the quality of both of these in a one Pound ready meal.
dont get any of the christian sects bar catholicism
(not even going to try to spell these correctly)
why are anglicaism, church of england, presbyterianism, lutheriasm, evangelicalism, etc all different? why cant you people just be catholic
lads. fucking hell, you hopped to a new thread just as I posted a question.
I'm going to the cinema later on. what film should I see?
>>60349243
but it's real
>>60349232
decomposing fish for one
>>60349269
watch a film with her son
>>60349269
I suggest cyanide you normie fuck
>>60349178
having a degree is still better than not having one.
the value of apprenticeships is another thing rorke's delude themselves about.
>>60349269
wank
>>60349235
No, he hasn't posted anything at all has he, he's all innocent
he's made some very real threats on here, and if he's already under investigation, I hope he gets fucked the stupid cunt
>>60349287
Me Before You for khaloreesi.
>>60349235
These pigs though
They'll do what they have to do to get an arrest
vote
odd dubs - I am cuck and I want to stay in EU
even dubs - I want to cuck germany and leave EU
>>60349278
they're all autistic krauts
>>60349278
Prodestants are the "muh special snowflake xD" of religion
>>60349200
whats wrong
>>60349287
>modern "cinema"
No doubt you'll watch and enjoy the latest capeshit flick
>>60349315
>having a degree is still better than not having one.
thats jut not true. i'd rather have 3 years under my belt as a sparky then a wank, jobless degree like a fine arts one.
if you want to do a degree because you enjoy it fine go ahead but dont start having a fucking moan and a whinge when you cant find a degree because nobody wants to hire you because the field you got your degree in has like 10 available jobs per anum
>>60349315
wrong
watch your tongue
>>60349303
kek it's me who has the sons.
>>60349312
I would but I enjoy my life and job so I'm good for now. Maybe post bremain.
>>60349317
Bored of doing that
>>60349243
The sad thing is that I'm not.
Part of this new directive is to send those caught committing thought offences are going to be sent to re-education centres.
http://europa.eu/rapid/press-release_IP-16-1937_en.htm
ctrl+f for "education centres".
need to phone the police before ribena does anything stupid
>>60348945
>>60348905
SUDBURY
>>60349363
>>60349365
>personal anecdotes and flat denial
kys
>>60349315
>having a degree is still better than not having one.
That hasn't been true for a long, long time now.
In fact, I would argue it's harder to find work post-degree because many post-uni students don't have the work ethic to actually put in a hard days work, following years of tossing it off.
>>60349416
do you want me to find statistics stating that a fine arts degree is on the lower end of the job prospects scale?
>>60349380
what is it like to ruin your life by having children?
the normies gather once more
is there no respite from this
>>60349320
Show me one example of someone getting jailed for 4chan posts from the UK.
....
Very well done!
>>60349416
If everyone has 1 pound, who's rich?
The people with the food
>>60349465
the isle of man lad
>>60349452
degrees in general are better than no degree at all.
>>60349470
really making me think, this one
Better vote leave you pakis
>>60349456
Not as bad as you'd think tbqh m80.
I have a good job doing something I enjoy, so I can't complain as it stands.
>>60349465
literally fonc
>>60349465
can't bait the sheikh
>>60349495
evidently not mate you dont see sparkys having a bitch like >>60349034 because the world needs electricians
Morning fishing is now done
Didn't catch anything, did get 2 bass on but they threw the hooks
Will be going back out this evening
You ever accidentally 4chan in real life?
I was at a funeral today and I literally blurted out loud "THAT FEEL WHEN NO CUTE WAIFU WITH SEXY FEET."
>>60349149
I am rorke incarnate but I believe people should do what they love at uni, so long as they sway from the cultural-marxist influences and go their own way. I.e; an art student's teacher imposes her far-left views on him but, he chooses to do what he loves in his artwork.
>>60349193
It is a sect of christianity that broke away from catholicism, stemmed from calvinism. It is a fully British invention.
Jesus Christ is the one and only way to salvation. He is part of the Trinity and is fully man and fully God. God knows who will choose this path and therefore "calls" to them (aka predestination). Baptism is a sacrament but not, in and of itself, salvation. The communion meal is symbolic. (we do not believe in transubstantiation).
Basically we believe that we only gain our faith via the actual words of Jesus in the Bible and the authority of the scriptures... We don't do no fancy churches because basically in simple words that is haram and a bit idolatary.
We are basically really autistic christians that are scared of commiting Idolatary (worship of Mary) and other acts of heresy that the Catholic church does.
Christians are supposed to fast. Pic related Jesus in the Temptation of the Desert.
>>60349396
don't get remainers tbf
>brits call chips "crisps"
>>60349396
God I hope this secures the Brexit.
There is no defending this Big Brother shit.
>what is it like to ruin your life by having children?
>>60349547
>fishing
i want to do this now
>>60349493
isle of wight
>>60349337
posted what
im lost
>>60349589
bit racist that
>>60349552
I was in the voting booth last may and I put an x next to the UKIP candidate
>>60349465
The Sheikh and that one guy who posted the "don't go to X" meme got jailed.
Women don't belong in the workplace or in politics to be quite honest
World would be a better place if women couldn't vote
*unsheathes comically oversized katana*
>>60349563
shut up you drug taking degenerate rat
>unironic christfags
literally how
>>60349599
Had a discussion regrading the stabbing rampage
>>60349569
>a yank will never tuck into a delicious bag of chips
>>60349539
people without degrees are runts who barely read the headlines never mind engaging in any kind of dialogue about politics or economics
>>60349646
>Yea, I GOT ANOTHER FUCKIN' SWORD
>>60349616
That's what you're supposed to do retard.
I know it's confusing but x means good.
They won't count your vote if you put a tick.
>>60349315
>what is a trade
>>60349568
This really is it, we have turned into Orwells nightmare.
Fuck me.
Started contributing to the wikipedia articles of my area, lads. Feels good to be contributing to this body of knowledge.
I even went for a bike ride and took pics of landmarks that weren't documented on wikipedia.
I need me some potato chippies
>>60349676
are you 70? its a different world gramps
hope paul anderson stops making films
the man is a threat to society
>>60349650
Bless you Brother you need God :^)
>>60349690
what do you want a fucking medal?
>>60349569
>Britain invented crisps and calls them crisps yet clapifats are such special little snowflakes they have to invent new names
God you people are awful.
>>60349563
christians only need to fast at lent. thats when jesus fasted you dolt
>>60349586
You should it's a great activity
I go almost every day
defended farage against my dad today
i am become rorke
rate the new tat boys
>>60348925
this 2bh
>>60349662
I live in N.I. It's our way of life.
>>60349737
It's voluntarily mate. I am trying to improve my faith by showing God I can do away with lust and greed.
>>60349754
really really really really really really really don't like it
>>60349715
are you 15?
it's not a different world, kid
>off a run in this stifling 22 degree celsius, heat after eating a maccas and two big packs of tortilla chips last night
If I die before the new avalanches album comes out i'm gonna be pissed
also this was my captcha
>>60349563
ah is this the original belfast
there is another with your flag who was posting this morning
how many months to live?
>>60349568
Down with the eu 2bh.
>I know you think you captured a photo that is like, straight out of a movie or something, but you didn't, it is boring, vapid, bad.
>I'm sorry to have to tell you this, because I know that you took it and thought "holy shit this is awesome, I have to show people this, I think I can be a photographer" but you're wrong. You should critique yourself before posting (and reposting) poor quality stuff like this.
I've got £500 to spend on something
What shall I buy?
>>60349684
It really doesn't bode well, I don't think [most] people really give a shit about freedom in the UK anymore though, so we deserve it, in a way.
>>60349315
>apprenticeships are a meme
So earning money while you learn (the school you learn in is free too) and then making over 50,000 grand a year plus untaxed work on the weekends is shit then yeah?
whats the term for blacks taking credit for everything
>>60349735
>tfw female wikipedia admin called me a "valuable asset"
i have all the gratification i need famalam
>>60349769
dn'to you believe in predestination?
>>60349804
prozzie
>>60349823
nigs gonna nig
>>60349634
>>60349804
An hour of my services
What game should I play lads?
>>60349824
>female wikipedia admin
Are they the ones who were whinging that there aren't enough articles about women on wikipedia?
>>60349820
this is not reality for most . degree qualified individuals are higher earning.
>>60349804
50,000 one penny sweets
>tfw parents are unironically Christian
Find it a bit odd that people can believe in such a thing as a just and good god when the world is the way that it is
>>60349824
tell her you will send her pics of your valuable asset
>>60349747
Top lad.
*gives you a light punch on the arm and winks at you*
>>60349791
I know he's a fenian bastard.
Don't know how many months like but I was literally in hospital for an OD. Stopped breathing and all plus liver + kidneys are fucked keep waking up in the mornings vomitting with pains in abdomen and feeling fatigued and malaise. Also diarrhea with constipation, literally squirting out water in intervals of 5 seconds a time. Scared of going to the doctors
Lol fuck it.
>>60349846
You'll unironically get your knees snapped
>>60349807
I feel back for mocking the tinfoil hatters, they actually were right. The EU is setting up camps for people who commit thought crime.
It's so surreal.
>>60349746
I can drink and get sunburn without having to fuck some fishies lives up though senpai
going to follow this recipe for din dins lads can't wait
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u4zw99VsoMA
>>60349866
>Can't even be arsed to rename the filename
*scoffs angrily*
>>60349916
clicked this hoping it was sara davidson
Baed Janny
*slips you a cheeky note under the table*
>>60349958
did she delete her twitter or what?
>>60349900
>fishing/hunting is immoral
>right, tea time, lads
*goes into steakhouse/fish and chip shop*
>>60349871
because apprenticeships are relatively new and so people with them in often aren't as far in to their career path
its like saying you would pay a woman less then a man.
education qualifications just get you on the career ladder, work experience is far more important in most jobs
>>60349900
yes but staring at water for hours is relaxing as fuck and then when you get a bite you feel euphoric (bit of exaggeration)
>>60349869
from her contribution history she seems to be more scientifically oriented
>>60349884
:')
>>60349883
If God did everything, what would be the point of us living?
He gave us the tools we need to build a great and fair world, but we choose not to use them to their fullest potential. He gave us intellect to save ourselves from disease and disaster, but greed and sloth overwhelm us.
Friend of mine is so desperate to be oppressed it's quite embarrassing.
She claims some guy in work is sexually harassing her, which if it's true then fair enough she can be angry. Problem is she refuses to tell HR or anyone because she just assumes HR wot believe her and they'll "slut-shame" her.
Literally no evidence to suggest that will happen, but she is prepared to allow a guy to continue to harass her because of some made up story in her head about what will happen if she tells anyone. Probably just perpetuating it all just so she can tell her tumblr friends she's being harassed
>>60349916
>macaroni salad
>condensed milk
this is going to be an interesting watch
>>60349972
it's sara_davidson now
free will is an illusion
>>60349994
There is not a single speck of evidence that a god or gods exist
>>60349984
funny when people talk up apprenticeships in contrast to uni
>you can earn while you work and your employer will pay for your studies right up to degree level
kek
>>60350002
Women are the niggers of gender.
>used to be rich but spent it on all coke
TAKE ME BACK TO THE BETTER DAYS
Why is itno one word but on to two
Checkmate atheists
would you kindly
>>60349898
There's credence to the quote 'truth is stranger than fiction' There's a few 'conspiracy theories' that must have at least have some validity even if they're not exactly on the money.
No smoke without fire etc.
>>60349900
There's no rush like landing a big fish
And it's nice to spend time outdoors I find it's quite cathartic
reckon steven frys the next pedo to get revealed desu
>>60350021
https://twitter.com/sara_davidson/status/738436852491882496
Her pain humbles me
>>60348914
>>60350092
Very true.
When we all get sent down the EU gulags for using offensive words, will you promise to keep the banter going without us?
pls be in london
>>60350048
I am literally starting my degree course, whilst earning a full wage, in about 2 months
chat shit to me all you like because you had to pay for your piece of paper
I don't even understand what you are trying to argue with that post
>>60350141
mexiCANO
fuck this gonna ask /tv/ what film I should see rather than you lads
I did it wrong when created a thread. Should have asked in fine British gentlemen's thread.
Here is my post:
I didn't know there are so few white people in London. Is that true?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HLe3mO0jQgg
Also, that white girl's pronunciation gives me boner. Can you give me moar?
>>60350126
he's already been outed but none of the normies care for some reason
>>60350172
Hi chap
>>60350128
tut tut... poor girl
>>60349994
God literally wills it lad. Like this bloke said:
>>60350033
Free will really is an illusion. Just know that the suffering of humanity is part of a greater plan for all of us. God wants all of us to be saved and we are part of his plan to bring us all away from sin.
God knew Adam and Eve would eat the apple. He knew man would sin. He done this because He himself (Jesus) would later come down to earth and absolve us and also himself (God knows what he did in the Old Testament was bad) The act of creating sin is a mean for God to give us the gift of faith, which is the greatest gift of all. With no sin there can't be no faith because faith needs to be tested for it to work.
Tl;dr free will is an illusion, suffering and sin is a test for God to see how faithful we are. Without these things faith would have no meaning
>>60350157
>you had to pay for your piece of paper
check the flag and open a bloody newspaper once in a while
>>60350185
not going to watch that video based on the title and thumbnail
>>60350150
I'll make it a priority lad
>>60350157
what degree senpai?
>>60350189
don't think he has
https://twitter.com/sara_davidson/status/735879865816211458
Oh dear
https://twitter.com/sara_davidson/status/735831840016175104
She appears to be stalking poleaboo
>>60350227
Chicano
getting fat lads
>>60349974
never wrote it was immoral bud, just seems a bit of a hassle to go through so you can do the first two things. at least that's what the adults were doing the couple times I went as a kid
>>60350153
Shes Scottish. Get in there lad
>apprenticeships are as good as a degree when you work your way up to degree level
can't fault this logic desu
Me on the right
>>60350252
alri
>>60350246
>Manchester Met
>>60350253
Why???>>60350
>>60350253
I already am
>>60350222
You don't need to watch it entirely. It's cringey affectation. Just skip it from part to part.
>>60350246
that first tweet lmao
>>60350258
fishing has the least hassle of any past time you silly billy
>>60350281
Who is him???
>>60350282
he's over 18 you melt
>muh age gap
jog on
>>60350246
>she appears to be stalking poleaboo
literally cracked up at this insinuation with that tweet
body is genuinely rupturing
NEED a sara gf 2bh
>>60350246
erm sorry sweetie :)
>>60350369
fuck off she's mine
>>60350229
Don't have the title atm but its something about software and IT
plan is to get a masters in something more specific to me after.
>>60350278
The point is university vs working
you are missing it
>>60350369
need her to brush her tongue on the underside of my bellend tbqhwy
>>60350246
Homeless Charity Manager, School Counsellor, Analog Boy In A Digital World. Some of the views expressed are my own, the rest I've borrowed from my dog.
>>60350369
I'd bet after a couple of months, she'd drive you up the wall.
oh shit lads
>>60350253
i have shit taste and like fat men
>>60350344
18 is an arbitrary number
a paedo is a paedo regardless of which arbritrary number the government of the country in which he resides has decided is the cut off point.
>>60350369
>>60350394
https://twitter.com/TomHammond6
Her bf is cute
oh dear
>>60350035
But who is alri and poleaboo????
>>60350246
Wonder what she would think if she knew Muhammad Ali was adamantly against race mixing
a canny be the only person who takes it personally when yer pal doesny like yer insta pic? lit wits up pal? where ye at? ye died?
just a friendly reminder that I hate you all and would throw you in front of an oncoming train if given half a chance
LuvULoads XXX
>>60350420
>swat
fucking spastic
Matched with a half Jap weeb girl on Tinder.
>>60350433
looks like a bit of a cuck 2bh she would definitely cheat on him and he would take her back instantly
>>60350434
That's a fucking old story
>>60350438
I'm alri, u?
>>60350434
potato famine
I'm about to DAB on her
D - Dedicate all my time to her
A - Ask her how she feels
B - Be by her side 24/7
I moved into a really shit neighborhood. some autists regularly set up shop just under my window
>eh eh eh eh eh ih ih ih ih ih hu hu hu ehehehehe
pretyt fuckkin annoying sempai
Poleaboo is stalking and sending death threats to Sara again.
>>60350505
creepy
>>60350481
My name is alberto
just bought 5 (five) ralph lauren polos
Making a Last Supper extra flag photo. Who are my fwends so I know who to put in it.
also who is Judas. Ulster is defo my main man John. (I'm Jesus :^)
sick off all these youtube drama faggots
wish that heheproductions and his ilk died
>>60350542
is that all?
would last me about 3 days 2bh
>>60350551
i'm judas
>>60350573
Don't know the context behind this but... surely they took a day off for it
>>60350552
drama = money
https://twitter.com/sara_davidson/status/736324868573126657
foy
>>60350599
Why though.
I was thinking Cornwilly
>>60350533
A rather dashing moniker, I'm sure you don't mind me saying.
