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Alri edition
/luso/
hi how are you
couple man chasing papers
couple man chasing status
Drake
kill the normals
>>60324575
ok I suppose
been pretty bored recently
>>60324584
good good post
Just done a big blogpost just before the new thread post
Make sure to read it
Nigel would win in a presidential race, sorry to break it to you cuckservatives and corbynites
need tucking in
Fucking hell, some lads just have a proper fist fight in the street outside my house. Wish I still lived at home so my Mum would have been there to protect me.
>>60324575
Lonely desu
>>60324577
have you converted to grime whilst i've been gone?
i tried to convert you so many times, bit inconvenient timing
>downloading Berserk at 11 MiB/s
>>60324606
*molests u and turns the light off*
night kiddo :)
>>60324601
I wish the UK would do a mock-presidential election like ours for a year.
Would be a fun time for /brit/.
What do I need to do to get (You)s around here?
For the lad who asked, here's 0-G of my collection.
>>60324558
fat
>>60324623
starting to like it yeh
>>60324631
gimme the magnet la, wanna see how slow my povertynet is.
bart
>>60324631
which version
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K-8GWoC8Fp0
Few of my mates said that trump was a 'racist' earlier and that they didn't want him to become president
Revealed my power level slightly by accident but I couldn't help because I was triggered
>21 Jump Street
>>60324665
dark horse scans
read it a couple years ago with the shite scanlations, this should be good
>tfw miura made idea of evil chapter non-canon
>>60324648
thanks lid
Alri
>Caring about who's in charge of a foreign country
Normies autism never cease to amaze.
>>60324662
bakabt berserk
>>60324677
>pornography
everything's not alri actually
>>60324652
good lad
are you beginning to realise that grime is very closely related to dnb?
>>60324708
Ahh yes
>>60324679
>mfw the same normies I make fun of pakis with unironically share memes on Facebook calling Trump a racist
>>60324558
REALLY want to impregnate that girl
>>60324708
And that foreign country just happens to be the most powerful and influential country in the world.
>>60324739
nah me enjoying it has nothing to do with dnb tbqh
>>60324682
I thought it was pretty funny, desu
Me n the lids x
think Elon Musk is the only innovator of our time
>>60324750
Ah yes, forgot that we directly govern your country.
See you tomorrow when we come to install your free wall x
>>60324679
One time at work someone said we should just let the migrants at Calais in and got annoyed and said "Why? So the rest of the country can be ruined like London and Birmingham?" then I realised what I was saying and stammered "O-over crowded and crampt, we're a tiny island mate" awkward as fuck
just got home from my 4th successful date this week lads
pretty easy once you stick to a pattern
>>60324648
How do you have any storage left on your computer?
>>60324700
me and the missus
>>60324777
me and the lads
>>60324561
>I'm lucky maybe because I've got a good set of friends who know my situation, they didn't offer me but I reckon even if I asked for some of the joint they probably would have refused to let me have any as they know it's not good.
Good eggs. They sound like a good bunch of lads. We're acting the same to one of our friends at the moment who's suffering from depression and anxiety.
>BULLSHIT FILLER TO TRICK DUPE REPLY FILTER
He needs to stay off the drugs, so we try not to do them around him.
>I've already developed a oneitis at work and we've shared a few smiles but I don't really know how to take it to the next step
Not sure if I'd want to get involved with a girl I work with too deep though, as it will end up way too awkward if things go tits up
You're right to be wary. Don't shit where you eat, basically. But a different department can be fair game if it's a big company.
>BULLSHIT FILLER TO TRICK DUPE REPLY FILTER
Mine is not a big company. Christmas just been our work had a party and it ended in me doing cocaine off one of my coworkers legs. Can barely look each other in the eye and it's motherfucking june. Would have been even worse if we fucked.
I'm smashed too. Lets keep this conversation going, haha. Literally drinking in bed.. I bailed on a party to be here, lmao.
>>60324785
define success
riley sticka
Rate me new shades lads x
>>60324648
>Das Boot
whole list discarded/10
>>60324791
He doesn't download pointless 20GB rips
YIFY does just fine
>>60324791
External 4tb drive.
I'm preparing for the TTIP to fuck up internet piracy.
>>60324791
they're all probably <1GB yifi masterpieces.
Really makes you think
>>60324567
Of course, not in the same field of work though.
look at this fucking dog
>>60324785
They were all moles I bet
>>60324785
Well done mate. How you getting them, tinder?
Personal favourite first date is a bit elaborate, but has had a 100% success rate. Every girl has said it's been one of the best dates they've been on, but it's dead simple.
A comedy club.
You sit there, you drink, you laugh (without effort) then you talk in 15 minute intervals, laugh some more, and by the times you leave you've just been laughing and drinking and you're set up well for either more drinking or back to theirs.
Well worth the cost of the ticket.
>Ah yes, can't enjoy this film without my glorious 128kbs audio, just wouldn't be the same
>>60324811
they were 4 quid from new look haha
of course you're a reddit flag that's noticed i'm posting again and are trying to mug me off
i've already been doxxed though so don't really care
>>60324558
who is that?
>>60324861
Haha you sound a bit miffed Cal la
>>60324857
Interesting idea, however
>has had a 100% success rate
Fuck off turbo normie
>i don't download YIFY gold
Trying to do a sleep
Failing at doing a sleep
>>60324811
They're no good, we can still see your face
http://www.breitbart.com/london/2016/06/03/tory-police-commissioner-objects-gay-sauna-plans-close-mosque/
This country has gone to the dogs
>>60324798
Well the minimum would be to have her enjoy the night, and actually telling me so, and how "the night flew" and shit, then even saying that her friend is having a party atm and that I should go to the party with her after we've been out
You'd be surprised how generic girls can be
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bPHcm0qalAQ
garage
keep smelling shit wherever i go. think i'm about to have a stroke
Alri lads,
Saw radiohead live this evening, they were proper good
>>60324887
Interstellar was great
>anon will you drive us all home at 2AM while you're high as fuck and we're all drinking cans of lager and stink of weed
VERY impressive
>>60324887
>YIFY gold
redpill me on yify ''''gold''' pls
love a bit of yify
>>60324875
>miffed
not sure what you meant by this, they've already been posted and yes it's me and no i don't care
tbf i'm only posting now because i came home smashed and had nothing else to do
The most we can hope for is a heroic passage through life
>>60324857
Yep, tinder and bumble
Totally agree with comedy clubs, have actually suggested that on /brit/ before
The only thing to note is don't sit at the front, or else be prepared to feel awkward as fuck when this newcunt comic shits out his rehearsed "first date from tinder" shite
>>60324831
Honestly, mostly 720p, and a lot of YIFY rips.
I'd rather have have a huge library of films at watchable quality than a small library of ultra-high quality 10gb rips.
I don't need to see garden state or kung fu panda at 1080p photorealistic quality.
etaps lad are you still alive?
>>60324953
>watchable
>>60324935
It's 22GB lad
Literally the exact opposite of what YIFY did
Don't even think actually bluray rips are released on public trackers, as most people don't care for them, and are happy with 700mb ETRG files
>>60324911
it's only a success if you closed the deal numbskull, what you described is like a 0-0 final in povertyball
>>60324935
its not real just like the freemasons
>>60324972
post stats
>>60324953
>watching Garden State or Kung Fu Panda in any quality
Complete runt
Hark! The sound is spreading from the east and from the west!
Why should we work hard and let the landlords take the best?
Make them pay their taxes on the land just like the rest!
The land was meant for the people
me in the pic
>>60324862
>>60324558
WHO?????????
Imagine being autistic enough to dislike Yify lol
forgot to post this
>>60324980
Lolno
I've had sex on first dates before, it never goes anywhere after that
If you want a fwb you hook them in a little first, after having sex on the first date there's nothing to do
The girl who asked me to go back to the party her friend was having was basically begging for the D, although I just went home, leaving her gagging
do americans really have to drive through cones on their driving test?
>>60325002
learn to reverse image search you mongoloid
>breitbart.com
>tfw no Brit bf
>>60324648
>tfw lost my whole collection
>>60324887
>JF
>YIFY
>Interstellar
>Mac
there is quite LITERALLY nothing wrong with yify
>>60325030
the US joined the five eyes program for a reason
>>60325035
good post
>>60325044
was*
YIFYs long gone, pal
>>60324977
they do, its not 2005 anymore where everyone had shit internet and was basically forced to download aXXo
>>60325051
o-okay
post more gattos
>>60325062
oh yeah forgot sorry
>>60324952
>don't sit at the front
Absolute suicide haha. Seen so many other people get destroyed by sitting at the front. Some have even admitted it's a first tinder date to the compere, which launched him into a 5 minute routine he had about Tinder.
Just awful, haha.
But yeah, if you're sure the pictures are accurate enough and you like the look of her, don't fuck about. Pay the £15 each or whatever and get the comedy club tickets. It'll get you 90% towards a lay.
Miss having a gf tbqhwyl
>>60325030
>>60325051
FUCK I MEANT TO QUOTE
>>60325019
>>60325063
>aXXo
who
Norman Bates is literally me, sociopathic tendencies and all
Do you think monarchy could work again?
>tfw sad but can't quite figure why
at least now everyone knows that when I said I could heem the lot of you that I wasn't lying
well, that's my silver lining i guess
>YIFY
>uploads thousands of films in beautiful quality with a small file size
>allows people to build decent collections without having multiple hard drives
>triggers autists
What's not to like?
>>60325082
>couldn't even make this without a typo
:^)
>>60325090
the OG yify
>>60325094
>work again?
Er, it's working now mate.
>>60324983
use hiscores
alchemist15
>>60324975
I don;t need to be able to see every characters nipple hair in crystal clear quality to appreciate a good story or good art direction.
>>60324988
I'm building a collection. I'm basically downloading anything good/popular. So Its a mix of obscure critically acclaimed shit, and popular mainstream shit.
Even if I don't like a film, I'll download it for my collection, and pass it on to my friends if other people enjoy it.
>>60325062
I'll miss him at least. Top kiwi.
>>60325090
potato famine
Absolute piss. Waste of $7.50
A:10 V:10
thanks YIFY!
>>60325019
FUCK
FUCKKKKKK
FFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCKKKKKKKKK
>he watches things on a TN panel
wew
>>60325097
>wonder why I'm sad
>remember I don't have a gf
Ah yes there it is
>>60325063
I've got gigabit internet, and on most torrents I still can't get more than 10MB/s down (rarely ever above 5MB/s) due to everybody seeding having shit connections, how long are 22GB files taking you to download? I'd rather have a 1.5GB film ready in 5 minutes than having to wait hours for a 22GB film I'll only watch once or twice
>>60325108
>typo
Genuinely curious as to how you remembered that
Doing a listen
https://youtu.be/1fzk_Sc4bBY
>>60325122
>1 farming
>1 con
get it together lad
>>60325131
lel
>>60325143
/PLS/ reporting
>>60325127
literally planted potatoes today and peeled some skin off my hand
:t
>>60325131
Boddingtons is nice, you pleb fuck.
>>60325150
TINDER
I
N
D
E
R
I thought I was literally a mutant. But after 1 weeks of swiping, 25 girls apparently like my face.
Huge confidence boost. It's even overflowed into real life. Now I smile more at stranger girls, chat to girls at bus stops, etc.
As dumb as it sounds, Tinder changed my life
>>60325150
is happiness really dependant on tfw no gf
that's a sad, sad thought
>>60325139
>using tinyeye
lmao
>>60325180
Chav
who /turbonormie/ here
>>60325152
i don't sit there and wait i just let it do it over night, have a raspberry pi with a external harddrive running couchpotato and transmission
have it capped to 2-3mb/s too
>>60325158
i am a robot after all
>>60325122
Swear youre the cheeky bugger that scammed me of my adamant
>>60325174
>Dat flag
>Dat activity
>>60325193
post face please
>>60325210
what's behind the anon
>>60325210
Saddest thing I've ever witnessed on here
Oh deer
>>60325200
Yeah but I don't hold it against you.
>>60325237
Rasheed
>>60325180
boddingtons is like 3% alcohol it's a waste of time
>>60325193
Do you swipe right on everyone?
halfway through there will be blood
was promised a masterpiece and this looks more like a documentary
>>60325257
Pleb
>>60325210
internet gf sent you this?
>>60325257
You've been memed
>>60325257
>halfway through
You're at the worst part.
It's good when he's building the empire and the last few scenes.
but british sluts are cute though
>>60325269
yeah via fax
her english is really good
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GrDLaXUcsL
emotional tune tbf
imagine driving the car that crashed which killed birmingham's 14 year old grime prodigy and then having to deal with the guilt for the rest of your life
#ripkd
Taxation is theft
>>60325299
factually accurate post
>>60325286
really like it
>>60325289
FullSizeBender.jpg
>>60325253
Nah, hate that shit. Only swipe right if you're willing to take them on a date.
>Taxation is theft
>>60325257
it's the the big lebowski of the early 20th century oil industry
>>60325248
Closer to 4.5% in America. Still not worth it.
taxation without representation is theft*
>>60325286
>>60325315
fuck i broke the link
here it is
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GrDLaXUcsLo
>>60325289
You 100% look like a normie
>>60325289
body dysmorphia
you look fine
Probably getting my end away tomorrow lads. Very lewd late night conversation I just had ;)
>>60325316
hello rêddit.
Part 2, lads.
Haha morning lads
>>60325327
why pizza rolls?
>>60325289
Where did you find this picture of my mom's son?
What's the difference between tinder and bumble
What are the advantages of either
>>60325253
not him, but that's literally the worst strategy to use IMO
It completely ruins your "rating" to tinders algorithm (based on right swipe rate and match rate) and will decrease your chances of meeting actually decent looking girls (who are only going to swipe right >10%)
You'll just end up with loads of munters and the rest completely average girls
If you're good looking, try bumble, people on there are far better looking in general, makes it much easier to get better matches, as there are far more better looking people for some reason (in my experience)
i literally browsed reddit before 4chan
maybe that's why i'm such a terrible poster
>>60325328
Americans were taxed at a much much lower rate than Brits (most of whom were not represented in Parliament either) - around 26 times less to be specific. At page 85 of his book "Empire", Niall Ferguson points out that ‘New Englanders were about the wealthiest people in the world’ at the outbreak of the War of Independence and (within the Empire) ‘the [people] who revolted against British rule were the best-off of all Britain’s colonial subjects’.
The reason taxes were raised on the US colonies was because after spending huge amounts of cash protecting the colonies from French attacks in the Seven Years War (called the French Indian War in the US) the British government faced an increase of about 56% in the national debt to £132.6 million which given Britain's GDP at the time which was £84.3 million represented an debt/GDP ratio of 157%, about equivalent to the position of Greece in 2012 after the financial crisis. In order to increase tax revenue from the colonies they passed various laws, some creating in America taxes that were common in England but previously avoided in America to stimulate growth.
>>60325286
video doesn't exist
>>60325346
>>60325345
I'm aware I have minor body dysmorphia, but it seems me working out so I allow it haha.
But that's also possibly the best pic I've ever taken of myself. That's some angles shit, believe it or not.
>he actually responded to it
fucking choon lads
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Cl72HxBy48
>>60325386
how much is bumble paying you for these posts
think foxes are attacking chickens somewhere keep hearing loud flapping and the rooster keeps doing his yelling thing
>>60325408
see >>60325333
i accidentally deleted a digit from the youtube link like a dickhead
>>60325418
Seems = keeps
>>60325215
oh shit >:D
who?
>>60325403
I posted on /b/ before posting on reddit, but then I came back to 4chan for /sp/ and grew back into other boards (/int/ /g/ /sp/)
>>60325418
Yeah posted a proper nice picture of me here and got good replies from /brit/
Look worse in reality haha
anyone know where I can get a decent rip of "The history of Mr. Polly (1949)" or "Kipps (1941)"?
I can't find one with any seeders.
>>60325426
Btfo
Going to watch Groundhog day tonight
>>60325473
Give me your address and I'll send you a USB stick with them both on. 100% serious.
>>60325493
you can have my gimmick
where's the chicano
>>60325493
That movie fucking sucked... are you out of your gourd lad?
>>60325493
>tonight
It'll be bright in an hour mate
Business idea: Get a PO box to see if nice anons would actually send me free things
>>60325529
can confirm
>>60325462
Less flattering pic. Beard was retarded here, though. Haha.
That's the thing, though. It's all about the angles when it comes to online dating. The girls are at it, so you better be at it.
Once you meet, you've got them for an hour at least regardless. Knock them over the head with your personality and shit.
i'm so evil
MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA
hahaha-aa
HIGH TEST
I
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S
T
Half time lads, what's the latest /brit/ meme in the last 45mins?
>>60325498
10 Downing St, London SW1A 2AA
thx lad.
>>60325543
Turbonormie prick
>>60325564
That's where the prime minister of England lives, fuckface. Furthermore, Scotland is a third world country. Fuck you.
>>60325561
aggravated sodomy.
>>60325543
>Knock them over the head with your personality and shit.
ahahaha -ha hahah . ha
>>60325564
Doxxed. Hello David ;)
>>60325543
>Knock them over the head with your personality
how bout a brick?
girl just messaged me lads
already seen it
what should I reply to her with?
>>60325598
Hmmmmm
I like
>>60325604
>>60325610
That's code for just get drunk with them. I've literally never met a person in my life who didn't become more fun while drunk.
>>60325617
please be in london
>people believe some omega posting his normie friend from facebook
wew lads
>>60325638
what if I don't drink :////
>>60325655
LCD up the shitter
>>60325544
>ass
GET OUT YANK
>>60325586
Don't make me embargo your hellhole Roberto.
>>60325617
What did she write?
(PS, should I drink more? Already at the point where I'm posting my fucking face on 4chan. Maybe I've had enough?)
>>60325617
Then put your little hand in mine
There ain't no hill or mountain we can't climb
>>60324558
Someone needs to xray those titties
>>60325655
I'm not really sure.
Take up drinking? Why don't you drink? Alcoholism in your family?
>>60324558
THICC
>>60325668
Fuck you. Scotland is a piece of shit. England is way whiter and safer.
>>60325661
sounds pretty painful desu
Should i have a wank
sum of first reply decides
omegle's quite fun drunk desu
>>60325706
27 years old...
>>60325725
oh shit I didn't even realise
Already half way through the year lads, gone quick
>>60325713
I'm not even Scottish m8.
I literally live in western London.
>>60325735
depends what you're wanking to
>>60325759
Quicker and quicker every year. Getting scary.
>>60325759
delete this
>tfw you look through old messages on fb and remember there was a time when you weren't a social catastrophe
>>60325735
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-oM6wDxaXI0
get super powers instead m8
>>60325769
females
>>60325759
Oh. Fuck.
I'm wasting my life.
>>60325759
ever tim
evening lads
just got in from a decent night of fonting
spotted a thing
boring thread tbqh
>>60325795
which one/s
>>60325769
also, 69, that does it
>>60325793
>still having your old facebook
>not stalking people through a proxy facebook
wtf fuck off normie
>>60325759
if time feels quicker every year, if we were to become immortal would that mean that in our minds time could literally swallow itself ?
still howling over the US election
>>60325834
Whatcha wanna talk about?
>>60325810
What you get up to?
I've literally been drinking in bed and liquid shitting. The drinking made the liquid shitting less bad.
>>60325834
It's late night, I'm going to bed.
kek
>>60325844
A year would eventually become such an insignificant amount of time that it would be equal to an hour that a mortal experiences
Mental
>>60325865
went out at 5pm-ish started drinking then
then went to a club
then a house party
good night in all tbqh
>>60325860
i was expecting more bants here
>>60325866
wow, sorry chap
>>60325878
Are you the lad that didn't want to go to the club with the girl you wanted to shag?
>>60325844
That's because when you're younger, a year is a pretty large % of your actual existence. Time is perceived as longer, because you've felt so little of it
>>60325878
Stop speaking so colloquially you faggot. You're british. You're supposed to be writing in words that are complicated and pretentious and make no fucking sense at all.
>>60325878
Club then house party? Good combo.
That's a charizard when it comes to nights out.
>>60325894
It's friday night in Britain.. Everyone is out.
>>60325916
why is this still the stereotype for poms
>>60325920
>It's friday night in Britain.. Everyone is out.
h-haha yeah....
>>60325908
yes hello that is me
so here's the status update
she text me first
exchanged a few turns out she wasn't going out
but she's defo keen, and fucking told all her mates about me and said sorry if they come up to me and say you're "THE <my name>"
so ye
worried she's a virgin and is gonna fall in love with me desu :/
>>60325920
I just got in tbf
postin on 4chan n such aha wby?
>>60325914
Yeah I know
so surely if we became immortal, at some point time will swallow itself
>>60325930
Everyone is though. How slow has /brit/ been tonight.
>tfw going to a festival tomorrow and need to be up early but i'm still buzzing and can't sleep
really funny how peoples faces are linked to their personalities
is that even supposed to happen, this goes beyond genetics
this is some existential crisis shit
doing a shit lads
>>60325920
>It's friday night in Britain.. Everyone is out.
really?
could you tell me how the night life in britain is plz?
would batter any of you 1up
>>60325908
YOU AGAIN.
You were the guy who freaked me out earlier. What time is it in yankland?
>chick from high school starts posting her tits on her insta
Thank you lord for this sweet gift.
>>60325944
>yes hello that is me
Yeee
So she didn't want to go to the club either? Shoulda just took her to the house party instead of dealing with her friends like I told ya
>>60325979
i think mood impacts on facial muscles and mannerisms and one register anothers mood and personality from their face and such
>>60325979
What are you talking about?
>>60325995
>censoring her name
what a faggot
>>60326003
nah
i ended up going to the club but she wasn't out
wasn't up for going to the house party either as she was working tomorrow
she's out sometime next week tho and said it'd be good to meet up so will probably end up shagging her then
just gotta keep up with the texts a bit probs
>>60326020
delet
>>60326013
this
>>60325995
yeah its lit
pic related
>>60326010
>>60326011
No I mean, not emotion
You can tell so much from someones face, if they're good or bad, what they're like, how they treat other people, their personality in general, etc
>>60325981
Well the nightlife revolves almost entirely around Friday and Saturday night. Probably around 50% of the entire population of the UK goes out drinking on at least one of those nights. It's absolute mayhem.
You know Kavos, or Ibiza? Yeah, we're not just being bad tourists.
We're literally like that in our own country too. That's how we act on any given Friday or Saturday night.
It's kinda disgraceful, but it is what it is.
What's drinking like in Mexico? Love a Desparado, btw. No idea if it's actually mexican, haha.
quite drunk now desu
>>60326062
good lad
>>60325994
>YOU AGAIN.
>You were the guy who freaked me out earlier. >What time is it in yankland?
Hahahaha YEEEEEEEEE
It's 7:45p, currently watching USA v Columbia
>>60326028
Sounds like fun nonetheless, good Friday night
Why didn't you pick up one of the friends?
love my gf tbqh
hello runts, up so late..
>>60326070
wanted to go to the house party really, rather do that than shag some random slag tbqh with you m80
>>60326058
>What's drinking like in Mexico?
i wish i could tell you
>>60326061
have been on that exact bench before
>>60326070
>USA v Columbia
Football loving American. Knew there was a reason we let you in here.
Tell me, is it coming home?
how do you all drink
does it not destroy your health
>>60326108
where i live, it could be pretty dangerous and not fun
>>60326117
with class a drugs as well
>>60326053
You're probably severely overestimating your abilities at determining things like that by a person's face alone.
Not drinking or drugging up until I get big 2bh lads. Hate being 6'3 and kinda skinny
>>60326092
Don't make me come to mexico and find out.
You must know the general gist. Good english, btw.
>>60326046
nice chebs
>>60326070
>>60326106
it's colombia
murricans are really stupid
>>60326141
>wanting tolerance
>>60326137
its a gift 2bh
I thought everyone was able to do it till I started talking about it on /brit/ and everyone took me for an idiot
>>60326091
Good lad, save your spermies for the girl you love
>>60326106
Apparently, I'm the "Yank that likes football" on /brit/ feels good
>is it coming home
Well.... We're hosting this year, so technically, it's already home....
Tbh if we can get out of the group I'll be happy
0-2 Columbia right now so fingers crossed
>>60326145
>Good english
are u being sarcastic btw?
>>60326117
The liver is one of the most resilient organs in the body. As long as you're not retarded, you'll be fine.
You can regrow your liver from just 1/4th of a transplant liver. It's quite amazing.
Presumably because of how we've historically been destroying our livers with alcohol. We've evolved to have great livers.
>>60326169
>the girl you love
cannot do commitment :/
think she loves me tho so kinda worried about what will happen
maybe i'll try it, she seems nice enough
>michael jackson and prince both died of a prescription drug overdose
do these super rich celebrities just have private doctors who just give them what they want and then it all goes wrong and they die?
>>60326141.
Are you me
>>60326163
Already have it. I weigh 173lbs and I can drink a bottle of vodka in an hour, but I do usually pass out within 2 hours
just go -THE- most banging vietnamese pork roll
>>60326192
Yes. At least here in the U.S.
wish memes didnt exist
>>60326176
>are u being sarcastic btw?
No, it's genuinely good. Could do with some capitalisation but otherwise great.
>>60326166
You're making calculated prejudgements that everyone makes and patting yourself on the back when they're vaguely correct and ignoring them when they aren't.
brainstorming gimmicks lads
Anyone wanna hear me slurp down a quadruple vodka coke?
AKA, the bedinator.
>>60326117
It almost certainly is damaging my health.
But it's almost the only time I feel happy, or confident, or fulfilled.
I'm very lonely.
I am doing worse professionally that people I know to be morons.
I think about suicide most weeks.
Alcohol is the only thing that makes me like what I see in the mirror.
>>60326189
Well don't play her, if she gets clingy tell her you don't feel the same way
>>60326210
When I was 18 I weighed 63kg at 5'11 and downed (in one) a 70cl of rum and didn't die. I managed to stay coherent for an entire hour before passing out in a waste paper bin.
Literally no gag reflex when it comes to alcohol.
