Vote UKIP edition
>PC rappers
hi how are you
maisie
>>60326252
nb u
desperate to lose my virginity
>>60326265
depressed haha x
>>60326251
Yes!
Takes before and after pics though and timestamp
odds wank
evens bed
dubs stay up
>>60326280
why x
>>60326223
is this the best they can do?
>>60326257
good advice my yank friend
>>60326298
i advise you not to listen to the outcome of this post
>>60326283
No pics but you get a vocaroo..
australians can post in /cum/ and no one hate him....but if i post here, australians want me out
WTF?
>>60326245
EXTREMELY good post.
>>60326117
It almost certainly is damaging my health.
But it's almost the only time I feel happy, or confident, or fulfilled.
I'm very lonely.
I am doing worse professionally that people I know to be morons.
I think about suicide most weeks.
Alcohol is the only thing that makes me like what I see in the mirror.
.
>>60326302
Long story pham, but thanks for asking. x
>>60326316
>slurps water
Sooooo wasted bruvs!
>>60326317
why would we ever want you here mexico?
If Paul Walker was a pole vaulter he would be Paul Vaulter
never talk to me or my son ever again
>>60326317
haah my english is bad LOL
>>60326335
are you not that ginger who posted?
I vaguely recognise you from your cat/dog posts
going to bed now
goodnight
>>60326260
the soviet union was a shit hole but fuck me did they know how to ignite the flames of militaristic adoration
>>60326367
nn xo
>>60326367
night la
>>60326343
because /int/ is for discuss culture....and i am pretty interested in british culture :)))
moving to japan lads
>>60326316
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0GDALwmkKF7
Choo choo. Well hardcore. Downed in about 5. get on my level son.
not moving to japan lads
>>60326245
kek
>>60326317
Nothing personal, just taking the piss
>>60326379
Hola amigo mi est une flava flave
>>60326358
No, my hair is light brown. My eyes grey-blue.
I'm very overqualified for my job.
I drink too much, and I take prozac.
>>60326373
>the soviet union was a shit hole
delete this
>>60326379
what does the shithole of mexico have to offer to world culture?
>>60326358
What, the ginger cunt who was posting pics earlier? Nah, that was me not him.
literally love vocarooing myself
sometimes ill just listen to myself and not even upload it
Thanks siri
>>60326432
narco corridos
text her back lids
it's 4am and my texting was pretty retarded oh well
Donald Trump could awaken ancient demons from Tutsi folklore, experts say
>>60326430
alri
cocks are better looking than vaginas
FACT
>>60326409
Kek
Was that a pint?
Cardio and bulking wooo
my mate wants me to start calling the barista qt 'flat white fanny' or 'latte lass'. told him right there and then that if he speaks ill of her again i'll dislocate his spine from his flesh
>>60326473
It was a triple or quad vodka coke. Can't remember which. Already quite drunk when I poured it.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4X3hDrlc5I4
choon
>>60326409
>1 minute 12 seconds
://
Why I not want Withnail to go with him to the train station?
>>60326497
>the wombats
>choon
no sweetie
>>60326483
So did you use that sweet line you melon
>>60326409
qt x
>>60326503
what sweet line? *racks a line of ket in the bathroom* FUCK FUCK FUCK
>my life is like mc escher
what a goofball.
>>60326522
>*racks a line of ket in the bathroom*
*has a revolution*
>>60326498
WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE LIKE TO DRINK WE ME, BECAUSE ME ARE OUR MATE, AND WHEN WE DRINK WITH ME, HE GETS IT DOWN IN 72 SECONDS....... 72! 71!
P.s holy shit im hammered.
>>60326496
Supposed to be a quad
Was it in a pint glass though?
I picture a quadruple vodka and coke in a tumbler
So basically vodka and a splash of coke
Good job anyway
>>60326501
umm
yes hun x
>>60326483
Did you use m'lady instead?
What's even the point of weekends when you don't have friends or a gf?
>>60326367
Any films that feel like this gif?
>>60326530
it's okay lad, you drink at your own pace x
i am glad you are fucked
>>60326542
Very good song, I agree with you m80
>>60326531
I can confirm it was a pint glass, but only 3/4 full.
(ever the optritian.)
>>60326409
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1CRCn5OBz0Q
>>60326522
Some guy yesterday was talking about using the line "Well, when do you get off?" on a cafe cashier after she'd ask him what he'd like.
right laugh that lad
>>60326542
>hun
umm i find this really offensive please don't
http://metro.co.uk/2016/05/31/theres-a-campaign-to-ban-the-word-hun-5915844/
>>60326570
had u heard it before lad?
thought the wombats were just a uk meme for that short period they were popular
>>60326579
wasn't me mate
wouldnt be able to do that anywhere because everyone and their mum knows what my regular order is x
>>60326542
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0y8dgDDRK8k
na
>>60326582
kek
>>60326604
tripe
>>60326573
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s1CRCn5OBz0Q
YES BRUV
http://vocaroo.com/i/s02WvnJxcFqa
voting remain in the hopes of the eu automatically blocking any website that mentions the word "hun" desu
>>60326497
>>60326604
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MQOG5BkY2Bc
nice try darls x
>>60326596
Yee
I'm that hipster kid who knows of the bands before they were cool/still underground
Also that later 2000's indie scene was MY scene
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GtPDrICRxVs
>>60326639
It's my own vocaroo and I'm crying laughing at the last 4 seconds.
>>60326639
http://vocaroo.com/i/s16OlsdT8zT4
>>60326657
i know your baiting but this makes me so fucking MAD
Going to invest in a wank for the next 2 hours
>>60326657
>listen to music
toppppppppppppp plebbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbb
>>60326671
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s16OlsdT8zT4
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1F6I5rVKdw3
>>60326685
Literally not lad
>Wombats, Editors, Doves, We are Scientists, Cut Copy, etc
That was my scene back in the day
>>60326733
You're embarrassing.
>>60326725
>>60326671
>>60326639
>>60326573
you both sound like pirates haha
enjoying the vocaroo convo
keep going pls
>>60326725
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0o1UQiuhz4d
>>60326725
Drink another triple V&C
look at this fucking dog
sporting an erection
>>60326783
>ask white person about where their family is from
>"oh ireland/germany/france/england" whatever
>ask brown person where their family is from
>"OMG CANADA, WE'RE JUST AS CANADIAN AS YOU HUGE RACISTS"
why are they so uptight?
>>60326813
muh heritage
keep this vocaroo conversation going its amazing
>>60326761
get involved la x
>>60326813
And yet they'll support their Latin American country in football and not Canada
Smdh
>>60326830
too scared :/
>>60326776
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s0o1UQiuhz4d
http://vocaroo.com/i/s08p7Ds4kqiI
Im so drunk. Just poured myself another 5 shot vodka coke.
These fucking captchas.
>>60326842
:c
scared of what ? x
>>60326826
hello
posting music are we
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B1r3QL8NHZM
>>60326855
dunno
my voice is like really deep n ting and i'll get bullied or something ;c
>>60326813
>muh heritage
governor?
>>60326847
http://vocaroo.com/i/s06GpWmzTUX8
Hope Muhammad Ali is ok xx
post more vocaros....i need to improve my english
>>60326886
mi'lord
Where are the vocaroo lads from?
>>60326895
he's overstayed his welcome
>>60326866
nah not during comfy hours on a weekend u wont (:
>>60326926
also dunno what to say desu
>>60326919
one lives in somerset
>>60326930
just b urself
>>60326893
Man, it's been fun but I'm being too loud for this time of night and I'm incredibly drunk.
Good lad.
Where you from?
>>60326919
britain
>>60326943
fly like a butterfly sting like a bee
>>60326920
Mean :(
>>60326919
Home counties. Vodka downing lad (me) is Brighton.
>>60326950
London but live in Somerset
hbu?
you should get reddit flags lad.
>>60326919
one of them is in somerset the other doesn't have regional flags on
daily reminder to get regional flags, just search up extra flags for 4chan
governor?
how does a girl die from genital mutilation?
came up on my FB about some girl from Egypt dying from it.
>>60326971
we all get it in the end
lmao
>>60326985
why is there a place called kansas city
in missouri
>>60326998
wat
>>60326976
Ah man, love the south west.
Born and bred in Brighton.
At least we can all agree that anything above the m25 is northern hellhole.
>>60326998
who /old school runescape/ here?
>>60327011
antiques ketshow mate
>>60326986
infection and shit senpai
it's not a medical procedure
>>60327008
because missouri borders kansas, and kansas city is centered right on the boarder, so half is in missouri and half is in kansas
>>60327019
hello lad
>go to Pizza Express
>order something that isn't a La Reine
PLEASE tell me you don't do this
>>60326972
>>60326976
Figured one of you was from London
>>60327019
me not played it for a few days tho and if I do it's just to turn my bot on lol.
Right. Need 3 encouragements to 'down' (AKA, in 10 zulu warrior) my 5 voka redbull.
(GOING FOR THE YOUS)
Will cuntarooo it.
/brit/ theme song
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O9TJLvp3BTI
Lads what's the point of life
It's just the same thing everyday
Sometimes there's a slight variation
But essentially it's the same thing everyday
>>60327031
>it's not a medical procedure
ya I'm aware la' it's disgusting and shouldn't exist in the world and whoever does practice it should be lined up and shot.
anyways, i just don't know how what I assume to be is cutting the vag can kill someone, yes I know infections etc but they must be so rare. But apparently deaths from that mutilation is quite common
>>60327046
>>go to Pizza Express
governor?
>>60327056
Tbh, home counties (including a lot of London) is the most generic British accent there is. Hate my accent. Would rather have a regional accent. One of the northern ones.
I want to be a stand up comedian, and home counties accent is by far the hardest to sell to an audience.
Unless you're Michael McAnterjrefdwjnfkjdsnf. But who the fuck wants to be him?
>>60327059
I said 3x but a 5x is even better
Do it you madman
>>60327070
Really love when racially ambiguous girls have eyes like this.
haha can hear my housemate being sick
hes going to get so much shit for this
what's the point of this general though
oral sex
>>60327120
good lad
>>60327120
>housemate being sick
SHITLAD.
>>60327059
have an (encouragement)
>>60327088
>but they must be so rare.
in proper medical procedures they are.
not when its in some filthy house using unsterilized tools lying around the house then not cleaned or sealed properly.
remember that people would die all the time from minor wounds a few hundred years ago due to infection
>>60327088
nah the infections aren't rare cos they're done with shit instruments in unsuitable locations
>>60327120
wahhheyyy uni haha amirite haha! whaya uuuunnnayyy hah! yes
>>60327059
upvoted
>>60327135
It's 4:30am. This is an incredibly active general for this time. Don't diss.
>>60327156
haha we love being LADS LADS banter and the football haha being sick waheey too many pints banter
say goodbye?
>>60327156
>>60327168
good posts
>>60327160
That's a third encouragement. Here comes the slurpy downing. Going to be even longer than 72 seconds this time, because that's how I roll.
>>60327100
Tell us some jokes then la
>>60327183
this guys a character
>yanks
yawning my head off but can't stop shaking my leg
dunno which end of my body to believe
>>60327149
>>60327153
oright yeah I must stop thinking in a 1st world manner and imagine these barbaric shitholes this shit happens in.
>mfw
sound so fucking brutal man. how can someone do that shit, like I said, they should be lined up and shot it's literal unnecessary torture (not implying torture is ever necessary)
>>60327197
alri brendan
>>60327204
have you been on the PINTS with the LADS tonight?
>>60327198
chuckled at the picture in the comments
>>60327042
I know you're in osg but who are you?
>>60327219
pints, vks, charlie
what haven't i been on mate
B. E. V. V. E. D
E
V
V
E
D
MASSIVE tune
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9JR8HVN_50U
>>60327231
Dhargash
>>60327243
bevs with the lads for the bants mate
>>60327197
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1ZcYBZ4Jjgq
I'm so sorry I failed you.
Reddit.com/r/waifuism
>>60327207
>barbaric shitholes this shit happens in.
like the UK lol
wogs do this to their daughters in their hopes with like pliers and shit
the reason the government has to pass laws targeting this sort of "cultural expression" isn't because the natives suddenly are all chopping their bits but, but these people are flooding and bringing their cultural baggage along.
>>60327278
all me
>>60327267
oh dear mate oh dear
>>60327278
>tfw when my normie friend was saying how he has a 'waifu' from attack on titan
literally hate normies trying to take our pepe culture.
>>60327278
I'm kinda confused about my sexuality after becoming a "waifuist"
>>60327267
touring starts when
primitive spongebob meme is shit and makes no sense
Lads, update on my situation. Still sneezing and kind of want to throw up.
>>60327334
don't do it
hold it down
>>60327267
legend
>>60327232
classic
>>60327320
That's depressing
Normies ruin everything
give me your honest opinion on this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2FPdKj2zTbs
come on you zulu warrior
>>60327339
But even my arse is like 'I think we should evacuate. Code brown.'
I'm sitting in bed though, and that 100 day matress ad on facebook has been tempting me.
>>60327351
wahey classic LAD drink right here
>>60327299
>>barbaric shitholes this shit happens in.
>like the UK lol
prolly happens all over the world.
and ye the rest of what you said made sense, this cultural baggage is why I believe we shouldn't let Syrians into the EU.
I don't really have a solution before you ask but clearly we need to observe the cultural differences between the two religions and races.
>>60327367
these are divine when you're on md so im not even going to attempt to give you shit for it
Quite like the German language, especially how you can effectively create new words so easily
like Menschenjäger for "hunter of men"
>>60327333
its an old meme but blowing up on /mu/ and elsewhere now
spongebob has been used a lot by runts on twitter for a while now
>>60327267
Hahaha
Thought you were gonna barf chunks at the end
>>60327377
not even on md
i drink them far too much at clubs
it's vks and jager bombs all the far for me desu
>>60327352
give it two years and waifus will be come an unironic social media term for nerdy good looking guys to be cute and they'll choose a waifu who looks like the girl they want to shag.
screencap this
>>60327369
I thought you were all for refugees
>>60327387
>all the far
way
i dunno why i said far
>>60327384
27 years, only thrown up twice in someones house.
In a rut lads
>>60327387
is it cool now for lads to drink these i don't know where im at with it t︃bh
>>60327369
>why I believe we shouldn't let Syrians into the EU.
the Syrians aren't really the problem, before the war Syria was educated and well off, they have legitimate problems
its the rest of the immigrants who use the situation and flood in anyways
a minority of these "refugees" are actually Syrians
and beyond that just normal immigration is bad news no matter how you slice it
you either end up with a massive foreign fifth column or a foreign ruling class if you only import wealthy/educated people
>>60327417
well if letting them in is the only solution, so be it. However the way the EU has been in letting these people in has been literal retard tier.
>>60327431
In a bin, and in a sink. Decent targets for drunk me ..
>>60327437
yeah mate, for uni of notts lids anyway
did it on a trent night and got called a bender though so probably not everywhere
Is prince charles gay?
>why yes my country's name does contain the word 'United'
https://twitter.com/Nxghtair/status/714450449965981696
me in the middle
>>60327448
the long term goal of the EU is to destabilize the European countries so they can be split up into smaller more easily controlled provinces like the US states, and from there to expand until it controls the entire Mediterranean.
>>60327464
anime and duolingo """"tb.h""""
There should be a sovereign independent nation for abnormies tbqh
>>60327495
don't see you on 4chan much anymore have you managed to overcome the addiction(to 4chan)?
feeling insane and dangerous listening to Maxwell's silver hammer haha don't come near me i'm a psychopath >;)
>>60327504
Finland
Hey guys, now I'm drunk and you know who I am (vocaroo lad) am I now as authoritative as Myleen Klass?
need to be awake in a few hours fucks sake
>>60327504
>what is canada
>>60327509
yee
got other interests now
still a NEET failure though haha
>>60327542
yeh
>>60327531
>the The Beatles
Came across a pornstar that goes by "Milady" lel
>>60327542
just get reddit flags already
>>60327553
kitting?
PLEASE BE KITTING
>>60327553
what are your other interests?
>>60327496
makes sense and clearly it has happened however:
the smaller Eastern European countries are clearly very hostile to the migrants (or so we're told), therefore this hostility clearly means they're more resistant to EU control?
And how will the EU break up the traditional European countries of whom their borders have been set in sand for centuries? E.g France, Netherlands, Spain
>>60327578
HOW
>>60327551
I said for abnormies, not redditors
>>60327579
fuck sake just woke up.. knitting**
>>60327579
what the fuck
>>60327585
late night lisicki wahooo
i've got problems can you help
>>60327581
knitting
>>60327589
thailad hhu (hit him up)
>>60327585
they are also pretty reliant on EU funds and the EU regularly strongarms them to accept
not that I think it works, the EU is a bureaucratic monstrosity either way and not very efficient
CHIIIIIICANOOOOOOOOOOOOO
We should sterilize all the Australians
>>60327606
I fucked up senpai
thailad I'm 5'9 am I big in thailand
>>60327622
its ok i forgive you (but never if you use "your" incorrectly or anything like that)
>>60327542
Vocaroo the last half of your pint
If countries were websites canada would be reddit hands down.
Australia would be 4chan
The US would be facebook
UK would be twitter
>>60327623
slightly over average I think
>>60327638
I will not fail you again.
and mexico would be blogdelnarco.com
>>60327661
Australia would be know your meme
>>60327661
That's a pretty reddit-tier post though
60327661
Howling
>>60327639
http://vocaroo.com/i/s05WaV1r5KUd
As soon as this ended I dropped the rest of my pint onto a 5kg weight disc and it smashed. Now I have to remember not to step out of bed tomorrow.
Can I come stay with you lads? Use my noting hill voice to hugh grant the shit out of your women?
lads i havw problems
>>60327707
what is it lad?
>>60327707
hey hey.....are you jorge?
