/brit/ edition
>>60328013
HELLO FRIEND
bad edition
real arli
Thread Theme
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bt-nisWaPzU
Tell me about proper British etiquette
*opens the piff sorts board*
*gets cock out*
i just want to ask her (cara) for her forgiveness... we don't have to talk long, i just wanted to say that.... and let her know that i could never be that mean and sick to her again... i hope she'll listen this time...
>>60328048
NAZI PUTO
>>60328059
I feel absolutely disgusting at this time of night. Ettiwuete erojewlfkjwdosklfj has devolved into not pissing in my own pants.
:3
>>60328027
just get reddit flags already ffs
NEED a hairy gf
>>60328106
Looks comfy desu
0/10 edition lads
>>60328110
I NEVER LEARNED TO REEEEEEAAADDD.
Or reddit flag.
i'm english! i'm english!
to be english, is to be winners of the lottery of life! !!!!
i'm english!
When is it voting day?
I'm starting to lose interest
>>60328131
jog on jap
thai chicano >>>>>> hong kong chicano
>you will never get to bomb Mexico
antarctica, 1911
>>60328160
not with that attitude
>>60328085
I'm a Falangist
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5NCE9B9wBCU
>>60328136
found the link
https://github.com/flaghunters/Extra-Flags-for-4chan
JUST FOR YOU.
>I'm a Falangist
On my way to the strip club lads
>in gta
>I'm the greatest, no one can beat me
>>60328203
>>60328226
when it was part of russia, it was more useful and relevant, now it is a shithole...even worse than mexico
>>60328028
not happening fucks sake
i'm a sandinista
>Mexico's existence
>>60328229
brain damage is currently in the lead over him imo
>>60328256
mmm its pretty humid which isn't nice
>>60328290
gonna be an utter wreck tomorrow baka
R.I.P. Muhammad Ali.
overused word these days but he's quite literally a "Legend".
heading down the New Jersey turnpike
you lads need anything?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NUT07eZoXPw
Soldier from the York and Lancaster regiment in a front line trench, WWI.
>>60328310
>>60328229
>>60328310
Oh shit was wondering why people were posting him.
just went toilet to blow all the coke out my nose
gonna try sleep now
wish me luck xo
so many "banter" "lads" are going to be "paying respect" to the "legde" that is muhammad ali on facebook now
>>60328342
better get on it first mate
it's 5:30am before they all wake up
>>60328310
wow this is a big event
>>60328318
I need listerine make a pit stop for me would ya
Lemonade was a popular drink and it still is
>draft dodging hippie
>>60328347
the true lads are still awake from being on the lash last night
>>60328388
you're talking to one right now haha xx
>>60328351
hope you got your ticket lad
Tpop tbf senpai
http://youtu.be/VQfOKM9cmMg
>>60328347
0. Julius Caesar
1. Augustus
2. Tiberius
3. Caligula
4. Claudius
5. Nero
hmm
desu could arrive like 4pm-ish and still get a decent sleep
IF YOU DON'T LIKE NANDOS GO HOME YOU'RE AN ACTOR
>>60328310
What good did he do for the world?
where's the filthy yanki who wants to bomb my country?
>>60328378
GOOD POST
best post i've seen this current year (2016)
>>60328428
entertained and inspired millions
>>60328407
good emperor
good show
Can't wait for all the rasheed bait tomorrow lads.
>>60328396
you too mate it seems as though this means a lot to you
>I take anti-depressants
yes, yes, good goy, take my literal mind control pills
>>60328479
SHUT IT DOWN
>>60328471
not massively
interstellar had me more emotional desu
but i did watch a few documentaries on ole' M Allerz and respect him greatly
look at this fucking dog
>>60328013
The King of Britain just died
Press F to pay respects
>>60328419
>Tfw no Nandos or bantz with the lads here
>>60328428
First black KANG of the UK, self proclaimed.
Long dong bang bang boogy
If Ali can do it
So can your Paki boxer
It's almost over lads.
we wuz kingz in shiet nigga
>>60328703
Are you the lad that just re-subscribed?
Post stats
>>60328714
we wuz aztecs, mayans n shit ese
bit devastated that the canadian gf thread 404'd i was having fun there anyway that signals the time for sleep
think i may have intimacy issues lads
thanks mam
installing linux on my x61s thinkpad lads
>>60328729
>>60328662
I don't think Khan will make it out of the shadow realm in time for the olympics m8
>>60328735
nn xx
>>60328780
thought he wanted to fight for pakistan anyway
>>60328780
hope that paki cunt gets hit so hard he fucking dies
>>60328767
Gettin' up there mate.
>>60328814
Yeah, after I get the qc back, gonna get base 60s and then go back to slayer.
>>60328780
RORKED.com
>>60328780
Got damn!
I do not like Mexico (sports) but I can get behind that
>>60328760
which distro?
>>60328799
he's a can at the moment, literally only fights for money, which is why he was pandering for the mayweather fight for so long.
The pro boards told him if he fights in the olympics, he'll be banned for 2 years, so if he does, pakistan must be paying him a shitload of money.
How do you pronounce chebs
>france is flooded
Good. Fucking rude cunt frogs
>>60328912
i assume tsh-eh-bs
>>60328871
funtoo
>>60328928
>look this up
>second picture I see
had a wee little giggle
>>60328928
Oustanding post
>>60328912
chebs
>>60328971
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=zqVzKTnoYiE
its pretty obvious unless youre a paki
France is better than England
t. www.JustTheFacts.com
>>60328912
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0gHm8ACoGmg
>>60328138
2, 4, 3, 1
>>60328912
shebs
>all these yanks and aussies
ahh yes
>>60328993
Fuck off quebecois
>>60329026
it
me
ur
brother
>>60328308
can't wait to go running in this weather later m8s.
Might die but at least my corpse will look a bit trimmer.
>>60329026
bloody racist
>>60328997
http://vocaroo.com/i/s04G310kvnrz
>>60329032
been to England m8
its such a shithole
worse than the US
>>60329026
Im a desert yank, you're an island yank
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fear_of_intimacy
>>60329077
went to england and all i saw was pakis
>>60329085
wir leben alle in amerika
amerika
ist wunderbar
>>60329077
Yeah its worse than the new world but its better than france
>leaves are still posting
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ATjMxH3-e4Y
electric kettles, eh?
>>60329111
*starts the leaf blower*
>>60329121
microwaves?
>>60329129
good lad
>>60329103
France is pretty nice
never been to Paris though
>>60329121
>put the kettle on
*cringe*
>>60329121
those pirates are funny
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=htjzCIjqKcY
>>60329152
i went to lyon during last years heat wave
it was disgusting the heat
mainland euro cities are the worst during summer, dont ever go there. you will die. urban heat islands are real and air conditioning is not.
seem to fall only for canadian girls at the minute lads
one of them is a comedian (whatshername that's been on the telly loads recently) one of them works on a youtube channel (elise from funhaus, the thinking man's barbara dunkelman) and my best mate's girlfriend.
I can't figure out which one is the least attainable ;(
>>60329178
I went during autumn and it was alright
>>60329077
Bet you went to London then went home didn't you.
flirting with a chinky
>>60329184
come on to your best mate's girl, get rejected, lose the mate and the girl
>>60329178
I went to Seville in a heatwave once when it was 40C and it was disgusting.
>>60329196
I've never been to London either
>get up at 6 in preparation for my new job on Monday
>have a shitty cold atm
>wake up at 6
>feel fine
wew lads I was expecting to feel like shit desu
just got called a racist in red rooster
Ah yes, the French
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YG87vkS3RFk
What's he so upset about?
>>60329264
How are red rooster still around 2bh
>>60329193
i was stuck in a studio apartment without air conditioning in downtown lyon during a heat wave for like a week
european countryside is nice during summer, but stay away from cities when its hot. genf is the same, its disgusting during summer
>>60329231
you honestly can feel the difference between the country and the city. i go from lyon, to genf, to st. gallen, and st. gallen is a bit hot, but the evenings are a bit warm, and the nights are cold. none of that in genf or lyon.
i hate cities. i live away from downtown chicago, but the principle still applies. it gets noticably hotter than some farm in illinois.
just got called a red rooster in a racist
word on the street says thailad is a bender
can anyone confirm?
>>60329121
Only my grandmother's house had it's own WC and separate bathroom. And that house is ancient.
>>60329283
I wonder the same thing everyday
>>60329288
I bet it gets down to -40C and you get 50 feet of snow for you though.
>>60329296
yes
t. thailads lover
>>60329311
really makes u think
>>60329296
reckon he is an eccentric gay man
>>60329288
I was mostly in the countryside anyways visiting family
cities I wen't to were nice because they had a lot of open air space to sit and it wasn't too cold yet so girls were wearing just tight sweaters.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s07Ae23eraDH
i watched about 6 seconds of that anglophenia video
i absolutely despise the english 10x more than i did before
why are the english so disgusting
>>60329314
yeah and my pubic hair gets caught in my foreskin when it retracts from the cold and my snot gets frozen
>>60329338
avoid them if you can in summer
Much prefer american girls to australian ones. Far more submissive and easily whipped.
That might sound insane to yanks but australian girls are BAD
chicano
>>60329283
>>60329311
What's wrong with them?
>>60329368
you called
>>60329369
They never seem to have much business is all.
>>60329366
>but australian girls are BAD
They seem like the literal top slags of the world.
>>60329376
the thai guy is the chicano
woke up sad
Much prefer australian girls to canadian ones. Far more submissive and easily whipped.
That might sound insane to aussies but canadian girls are BAD
>>60329369
Only person i knew who ate there was my dad and he only did it once every 3 months + he died in 2011
>It's the weekend
>No Jeremy Kyle to use as a barometer to ensure that I'm doing OK in life
why
60329407
Can't wait to cuck you one day bud
>In hispanic cunts, "gringo" is used to refer to foreigners
>Outside of hispanic cunts, "gringo" is used to refer to hispanic people
why is this
Much prefer canadian girls to american ones. Far more submissive and easily whipped.
That might sound insane to canucks but american girls are BAD
>>60329230
I'm going to their place to stay for a night next after a festival so this could actually conceivably happen, yikes. Gonna have to lay off the sauce that night.
>>60329408
Sorry to hear that m8, did the roosters kill him?
>>60329432
Spics are dumb.
>>60329432
>>Outside of hispanic cunts, "gringo" is used to refer to hispanic people
literally never happens
only place where it could is here and it doesnt. ergo it doesnt happen
>>60329432
I think you mean "american" and "america" instead of "foreigners" and "foreign cunts" respectivley
>>60329432
and in mexico, gringo means american
>>60329465
>>60329468
FOY
>>60329470
no all whites are gringos
>>60329462
Nah cardiac arrest did. Was quite a traumatic experience to be there when it happened too
Jerry was a racecar driver
>>60329493
Crikey I bet, sorry mate.
*recites an ant-nicene creed*
>>60329507
edit: anti-nicene creed
>>60329535
thanks for clearing that up x,
tom
I PLAY THE "THIRD EYE SEALER"
THIS CARD SEALS YOUR THIRD EYE SHUT FOR 3 TURNS.
YOUR MOVE.
just farted and shat myself
>>60329581
>>60329554
no problem :)
feel free to PM me if you need anything
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God forgives, I don't.
>>60329581
>defense
Fuck off yank
>>60329581
t. never played ygo
fourth eye status: still visible
suck it up un-cutties
he shated himself LOL
>>60329602
Really lel?
>>60329633
yeah
was pushing hard because i thought it would be a loud one
only a little streak though, havent filled my boxers or anything
>>60329581
.
>>60329581 .
>>60329281
prog rock
>>60329460
DO IT, SHE WANTS YOU
>>60329581
>im uncut
>>60329581 ,
>A) Kill Trevor
>B) Kill Michael
>C) Deathwish
Lads
australia's at it again lads
>>60329678
brings a tear to my eye when other lads post my OC. thanks lad.
>>60329705
I did deathwish but trevor is an annoying cunt so kill him
>>60329581 '
>>60329705
deathwish obvo
>>60329708
Props to whoever gets that organised.
>>60329726
alright that's enough we get the idea
been wanking to a lot of cfnm lately lads
>>60329739
This nigga >>60329716 has a point
>>60329730
its too late
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>sexually promiscuous best friend is offering to let me tag team his gf with him
>if i don't accept, he will get someone else to
Should i accept lads? Pretty weird tbqh, never even been naked with this guy, we've been friends for a long time but slapping balls on the same chick? idk
>not a virgin, straight and never had sex with more than 1 person at a time
>>60329739
This nigga >>60329716 ate all the weed lmao this nigga gonna die
>>60329782
delete this
>>60329749
I don't usually seek out British porn, but I make an exception for cfnm stuff. top qualla stuff listening to a girl from essex make fun some of some poor sap's "Pinner"
>>60329813
>>60329726
>>60329696
>>60329672
>>60329651
>>60329604
FOY
>>60329814
British slags are always entertaining for some reason.
>>60329782
Nigga shut da fuck up
You don't know dem nigga
>>60329814
I don't like British porn, the accents bring me back to reality and it doesn't work.
>>60329814
I can cope as long as they aren't proper cockney birds
It's the most unattractive dialect on the planet.
>>60329855
i agree entirely
i just wanna spend
never fall in love again
>>60329885
>It's the most unattractive dialect on the planet.
Nah, deep south is definitely worse.
me in the pic
>>60329921
wrong cockney is worse
Are we stil word filtered?
βαkα δεςμ ςεηραι
Morning ''''''''lads'''''' lel.
These fucking cfnm videos are fucking cringy lads
Cutfags btfo
>>60329921
i quite like southern US accents actually
but then again i've never had to be around it all day, I imagine the novelty would wear off
>>60329953
Cockney can atleast be hot in the disgusting slag way.
But deep south girls are just the fastest willy killers with absolutely nothing going for them.
/brit/ theme
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O9TJLvp3BTI
>>60329986
>Cockney can atleast be hot in the disgusting slag way.
english accents are all disgusting and cockney is the worst sorry m8
me and a mate
>wot's all this about you not liking cockney accents, anon?
I'm killing Trevor cuz of dis nigga >>60329716
>>60330079
pls no lad
/v/'s been extra unbearable lately.
I come here to escape that.
>>60330039
>he never lived to see the Red Sox win the WS
>>60330079
>playing diet TF2
Um... i don't even know where to start with you... I mean do you even know who you're talkin to?
Fascism is the reason I started lifting and got in shape
>>60330079
get your offensive arse out of this thread
>>60330012
a really harsh geordie accent is the worst as they can be borderline incomprehensible.
>>60330079
>multi billion dollar company can't even afford an actually Brit to voice a character
Her fake 'accent' is fucking awful
>>60330117
i already put 1200 hours into TF2, i'm done with it
i havent actually bought or even played overwatch yet i just like tracer
>>60330150
she is english just not from london
cockney is a dead accent anyway they all speak patois now
>>60330178
Oh shit I thought it was a yank. Still sounds awful
>>60330219
who me? I am a yank
>brits can't even tell their own accents apart anymore
ripip lads
>>60330231
http://vocaroo.com/i/s098SmuXY4Z3
>fascinated by the history of my city
>still not even a fraction of the history of your standard uk town
how do you guys cope with all of that history? i can spend a few months researching the history of my city and grasp all of the cultural and economic aspects of it. it must be stressful even attempting to learn the history of your common british town
I am so fucking hungover that I could not even keep water down until about 15 minutes ago lads fucking hell send help
>>60330254
Should use https://clyp.it/ la
>>60330263
>history of my city
>city is 10 years ago
all of my lel
>>60330290
It's over 250 years old, so there's still some meat there to pick at but nothing compared to even the run of the mill irrelevant british towns
>>60330254
not clicking that virus
>>60330263
you kind of just pick it up here and there
my primary school organised a lot of trips to local historical sites and stuff
>tfw my city is 191 years old
wew lads
>>60330282
sent ;)
playing my mate's arse like a trombone
>>60330314
well I guess that's the tradeoff of living in the new world
my town was settled 3rd century
>my city is over 400 years old
*enters the thread*
ah yes very impressive
Kill yourselves
