history edition
Poo
pee
it isn't 310 yet you dumb fucking little dick chink
>>60330755
>>60330763
starting it right off the mature way i see
>>60330778
walk on jap
>>60330778
Haha dongers
It's a "yank role plays being british" episode
>>60330791
walk on fatso
>>60330817
on your bike jappy
>it's an aussie pretends he isn't just as jf as everyone else mini-series
>>60330821
on your scooter fatso
Just been for a run, showered and back lay in bed ready to do some stuff and it'snot even 8am.
Good feel
>>60330825
that isn't half as bad as pretending to be British
>>60330814
Ahh yes Australia my favorite part of Britain
>5 JFs and a british proxy
Fuck sakes.
>>60330817
If I got this embarrassing and this fat that I couldn't wheel through a giant door I'd just fucking kill myself.
>>60330825
hmm I disagree
JF is more than simply being foreign, it's a state of mind
aussies are not JFs
tfw can't wait to wake up to news of the inevitable mass casualty terror attack in london so i can make fun of you all on /int/ for it
Morning all
>>60330842
>>60330825
Come on lads, Australia is the tanned, handsome British brother.
Regardless I still cringe knowing that our flag is just a cropped Australian flag.
>aussies are not foreigners
what did he mean by this?
>>60330859
>implying the government isn't keeping us safe
>>60330747
More like a picture of your moms pussy edition lmao
>yanks
eugh no
>>60330871
the only thing your government is keeping you safe from is being bullied by other brits online
Can't stand boxing but Muhammad Ali was a top entertainer.
I save random ideas, dreams, and thoughts. Here is an example.
At church today I was imagining finding a life size doll on the street. I'd clean her and put her in my bed and fall asleep on her lap. Over time I'd open up more to her. Telling her things, sometimes getting angry or crying... my tears seeping into her hollow core. Finally she'd turn into a real person. She'd wake up and caress my head. I'd look at her and she'd look at me. She'd ask me if I want to be with her forever. Of course, I'd say yes. She'd kiss me. Turning us both into plastic.
Eventually people would find us. They'd look for an owner of these dolls in the empty house.."Oh, isn't that funny? The guy doll looks just like the man who used to live here." One of them would say when they found a picture of me.
We'd get sold at an auction to a person who owned many dolls. Me, her, and the other dolls would get along very well. Because we are alike. All misfits.
>>60330871
>ah yes, this once famous person just died, better talk about him and pretend I was a huge fan
>>60330895
I need to stop coming to /brit/
>>60330906
>>60330906
Never said I was a huge fan, pretty sure I said 'don't even like boxing'
Was a very entertaining chap though.
did not read one morpheme of that monologue
"There will never be another Muhammad Ali. The black community all around the world, black people all around the world, needed him. He was the voice for us. He's the voice for me to be where I'm at today." - Floyd Mayweather, world champion boxer across five divisions
Ahh yes, let's make this about skin colour
>>60330914
how?
>>60330941
he niggered around in the ring and made the chimps laugh
>>60330934
ALI BOMAYE ALI BOMAYE
Literally the only thing I know about him tbqh
Meme's aside, is Undertale worth playing?
>>60330941
Just turning up to his press conferences saying whacky stuff like he wrestled an alligator and he's the most handsome and most respected guy etc and his whole 'I'm so mean I make medicine sick' shit.
Top entertainment quality.
>>60330957
bit of a meme game
>>60330934
he wasn't just a boxer, he was a political activist.
He was in prison for refusing to go to vietnam when all the blacks got drafted, of course it's gonna be a race thing you nonce
>>60330957
according to contrarianchan: no
everyone else: yes
>>60330934
Unfortunately it is about race with Ali and there's nothing wrong with it in this context
>>60330965
>>60330974
>Yes I am a cuck
Okay lads. Do a tweet about how you're in solidarity or something.
>>60330957
It's good if you like story and creativity, but if you're more in it for the game itself it's skippable.
>>60330982
>>60330982
fucking murder all niggers and anyone who isn't white
>>60330982
jesus fuck off you insufferable nerd
>haha people care about something that is dumb i do not care about anything but logic haha
get necked
>>60330957
Sure, just keep in mind next to nothing is actually original and Toby stole most of the concepts and stuff from EB and SMT.
look at this fucking dog
>>60331029
stop this immediately
Not being edgy, but how does anybody have time to play computer games?
I go to work and then at the weekends or at night I read/ study a language and do things like go out for food etc.
I love computer games but I just can't find the time for it. The learning and reading are non-negotiable, I'm scared of my brain rotting.
>>60331029
cute lil rtwlr
>>60331029
rotties are the 2nd best german dog
>>60331012
I'm cringing at some American saying this in their nasally voice.
End yourself.
>>60331033
you can play games without playing them for 6 hours a day you know anon
>>60331033
been playing overwatch recently but I only work ~30 hrs a week and won't be back in school til august
that being said i'm gonna have grad work to do so i won't have time for anything then so might as well get it all in now
bit cold out
>>60330965
>all the blacks
everyone got drafted lol
>>60331033
>what are pick up and play games i.e normie /casual games
Nothing says you have to have video games as a hobby though.
>>60331050
Even still, two hours a night when I have to make food, read, studyand then get to sleep for work the next day is ahuge chunk of my free time.
And there's no point playing for like 30 mins a time.
>>60331059
where are u m8
get regional flags
>>60331049
>End yourself.
could you sound like more of a fucking loser, honestly
i'm cringing at the thought of some little 19 year old british kid smiling to himself as he types "End yourself." to somebody on 4chan, content with the edgy and callous comment he just posted
Just got here lads
What's the new meme?
>>60331073
wrong answer
>>60331077
Why are Americans always so fucking nerdy and pathetic?
>Y-y-you're more of a nerd, neck yourself fella! Do I fit in with the brit lads yet?
>>60331088
new mene
>Leaving EU would be a 'terrible way' to cut number of immigrants, says David Cameron
You mean if would actually work instead of what you've promised to do twice and failed at?
>>60331097
why would i want to fit in with you stupid sheepfuckers, jesus christ stop typing and clean the lotion crust off your dick faggot
>Leave wins
>Immense lefty butthurt everywhere
>"It ain't me" starts playing as the camera zooms out from me at my shitposting station
Just imagine it lads
>>60331120
Can't go against your masters to the public m8.
i hate african-americans
>>60331120
Cameron is so dodgy with this topic. I was watching some skynews live broadcast and he kept contradicting himself when asked basic questions from the audience. i actually have no clue which side he's truly on
What's on, lads
assuming leave wins, will england just straight up leave the EU the next day or will there be a bunch of shite in between like if scotland had voted yes?
>>60331099
Since when is booty a meme?
Booty is booty
>>60331163
i think there's a 2 year transition
>>60331166
>Since when is booty a meme?
since the dawn of time, Jamal.
i thought this boxing nigger was dead long ago
>>60331174
>2 year
wtf
should be 6 months tops
even scotland had less than that iirc
ech
Sissy brit boys, I could deck any of you
>>60331166
my bed is the same size
>>60331183
i wonder if racist swede is also creepshot swede
or are swedes here all just concerningly autistic
>>60331155
Cameron is a complete globalist EU-phile. He'd love nothing more than a federal EU where Britain was only a state.
But he has to pretend to be against the EU to win votes.
My fantasy is that my mother-in-law takes me in as her son, giving me daily jackings and babying me, forcing me to smell her stinky pussy and letting me touch her feet.
Occasionally she'll get the girls in the family to blow me while she watches. Sometimes she'll let me fuck them, but only if I still moan for my mommy while I do.
On special occasions they will gather all the girls around me and have them watch while she gives me a handjob. The girls make rude comments about me and kind of humiliate me, but that just makes me cum quicker.
When I've been a very good boy she'll let me sniff and lick the little lolis in the family, and sometimes jacks me off over the baby pictures in the family album.
I'm so fucking hard.
>>60331198
Is your booty the same size?
>>60331196
what the fuck is he doing
why is his back arched like that
>>60331196
>if I bend my back closer to the bar I don't have to push it as far back up!
powerlifters lmao
>>60331199
you're a total dork, kys
>>60331196
*lunk alarm goes off*
>>60331201
Very nice m8
>>60331196
mirin that ROM
>>60331216
you're the same guy aren't you
>>60331210
see >>60331211
this is literally why they do it most of the time, powerlifters are just egolifters
>I can't snatch the bar but I can bench 4 plates with my back like this!
>>60331196
His (your) head is, literally, gonna pop
sissy brit boys, I could deck any of you
>>60331270
me wearing the blue speedo
>>60331230
Oh yeah, I forgot the most important detail.
Mummy's cunt is so big and loose that every time I thrust she queefs really loudly, she never mentions it or jokes about it, like she doesn't know that it's unusual. Her pussy just farts and vibrates on my dick with every thrust.
I'm about to cum.
>>60331284
what the fuck
>The Great Attractor is a gravitational anomaly in intergalactic space within the vicinity of the Hydra-Centaurus Supercluster at the centre of the Laniakea Supercluster that reveals the existence of a localised concentration of mass tens of thousands of times more massive than the Milky Way. This mass is observable by its effect on the motion of galaxies and their associated clusters over a region hundreds of millions of light-years across. The Great Attractor is moving towards the Shapley Supercluster.
ayylmaoians?
>Her pussy just farts and vibrates on my dick with every thrust.
>>60331299
yeah like what the fuck dude lmao so random, capping this and sharing it on reddit dude what the fuck
http://www.nzherald.co.nz/world/news/article.cfm?c_id=2&objectid=11650756
first word that comes to mind?
schnip schnap schanpee schanpee schanpee schnap
might get addicted to watamote
>>60331342
legend
>>60331342
business idea: self-timed text messages
if you need to send a text to someone in the morning and it's late at night and you're drunk but don't want to forget in the morning to send them the stupid fucking text message
would you download it?
looks like a quiet night in for me boys x
and yourself?
I don't get female paedos. Like i kinda get male paedos, even though it's disgusting. It's because men are attracted to youth.
But women aren't attracted to youth, they're attracted to height, status and a big dick.
Something an 11 year old does not have.
>>60331346
KIKE
a train of pearls
cabin by cabin
>>60331430
yeah desu needed it for texting my manager a few times
but you should FOY as per custom
>>60331435
swede
>>60331434
Conventionally yes, but women crave one thing above all else
what they can't have
what other women don't have
reading Cormac McCarthy atm lads wby
can't wait to join the EU lads, gonna be on the first flight to the UK
>>60331454
i am black
>there are people who unironically think all women have exactly the same taste in guys
Normie brain-washing is amazing.
>>60331464
we'll leave, y-youll see
>>60331464
kikes are hardly stronger than negros
>>60331481
>Normie
reddit brainwashing is amazing
its normalfag not normie.
negros have had more military sucess against whites than kikes
>>60331498
>>60331481
two monkeys try and impress their zoo keeper
>>60331515
hello r*ddit
if I fly to australia for a holiday and 'accidentally' miss my flight home, I can just stay there right?
Deploying FOYs
>>60331553
yeah
hey'll give you a house and a car too for free
>>60331553
usually they send you to work in the coal mines for 16 hours a day if you over stay your welcome
jews have to manipulate and brainwash us because they can't defeat us militarily
>>60331553
ye m8 no wokkas
Found a job for poleaboo
>He might be unemployed, but he’s enjoying a jet-set lifestyle of designer clothes, five-star holidays and a £2,000-a-month cash allowance – and it’s all thanks to his wealthy divorced sugar daddy.
>Edward Oliver, 24, from London, has been in a relationship with his benefactor for two years – and has even had his student debt wiped out following his marketing degree at Kingston University.
>He insists he has a long-term friendship and financial agreement with the 56-year-old father-of-one - who also pays his rent - and whenever they go on holiday Mr Oliver insists on separate bedrooms.
>‘I sometimes help out in my sugar daddy’s property development business, and it can be quite stressful having to put on a front all the time to keep him happy.
>‘In return though I get my rent paid, a £2,000 cash allowance, regular holidays that last up to a month at a time all round the world, five-star accommodation and luxury travel.’
>He met his sugar daddy on Seeking Arrangement, a dating website specialising in sugar baby relationships.
britain is the most evil country ever, right?
too many holocoast under religeon, and colonies
>>60331619
>holocoast
Yep, that's Britain
>>60331619
great britain is objectively the most morally pure and benevolent country on the planet.
What's with women killing babies?
Don't justify it with
>muh hormones
because that absolves every man of murder too.
>>60331636
its called mental illness
>>60331633
potato famine
Could unironically heem anyone ITT
lmao
>>60331636
That's literally it though, postpartum makes them temporarily insane.
>>60331636
postnatal depression
it really is hormones, they can't help themselves
>>60331666
>>60331678
Why was this evolutionary selected for?
What advantages does it give?
>>60331650
OVEN MAGNET
>>60331685
Single mothers
With a father in the picture, the child won't come to any harm.
>>60331685
kills off excess children preventing a strain on limited resources
nature is edgy like that
We're getting btfo on twitter lads
Doing my CBT tomorrow lads, looking forward to it.
>>60331685
>Why was this evolutionary selected for?
Well I think the more important question is why our grasp on psychotherapy is still shit.
Can't really question why nature is so batshit though.
>>60331721
based
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>>60331721
african-americans should be genocided
>>60331735
ah yes, cognitive behavioural therapy. I need me some of that.
>>60331747
I did that too years ago but I meant compulsory basic training, motorbike training desu
>>60331743
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9zMCvXZyt8Q
Just did a youtube rip for the first time. Feel disgusting but it was quite necessary.
>>60331739
>why our grasp on psychotherapy is still shit
Because we're still following the meme """"science"""" of psychology.
>>60331735
>>60331747
im doing this next week
what should I expect
battery running out lads
>>60331783
Don't you just scoot around a school playground for an hour and get a provisional at the end of it?
>>60331783
cognitive behaviour therapy or compulsory basic training?
The former is teaching you how to cope with anxiety and telling you to put yourself in uncomfortable situations, don't avoid them etc.
Latter is riding round a car park for a while then going on the road for 2 hours with an instructor.
>>60331743
>>60331721
she ends up getting rekt hahha
>why do americans call school, shooting range?
>>60331784
charge it la
>>60331784
well you'd better go catch it!
>>60331781
I meant the actual hormone cause and effect, not Tumblrology and other Snowflake issues.
>>60331735
What bike you got lad?
I'm on a YBR myself
how can she date a paki with such an ugly nose
superliked this VERY cute girl on tinder and we matched
trying to think of a non-embarrassing yet interesting way of starting a convo
don't suppose you prats are going to help
>>60331619
お前・・・頭おかしいなじゃねーか?
>>60331843
*sighs and puts paw to face*
here we go again...
>>60331739
because unsurprisingly, fucking with brain chemistry is not an easy process and psychology is still stuck in meme fields rather than completely evolving into pure neuropsychology and biopsychology
>>60331843
Fuck off, honesty.
>>60331834
Don't have one yet obviously but planning on getting a PCX 125 because there's a decent priced one in my area. Not really fussed about it being a scooter and auto, just need something to commute on, also has decent storage space.
I'm doing my CBT on a geared 125 bike though.
>>60331739
I guess.
The best psychiatric treatment we have for not doing things we don't want to do is just tell yourself over and over "don't do it".
Compared to just about every other field, psychology is the equivilent of smash rocks together.
>>60331861
Not you again.
I can't believe you walked around London taking pictures of random people.
>>60331889
He's mentally ill desu. Poor guy.
>Been driving for 8 years
>Want to get a motorbike licence
>I had to do another theory test and pay money to do it
>The motorbike theory test is the exact same as the car test
Ah yes this makes sense!
You shouldn't even need to get a licence if you have a licence to drive a car.
>>60331868
Looks decent actually.
I used to have a Piaggio X8 125. Big comfy thing with tonnes of space.
You planning on doing it again in 2 years or getting your license before then?
I've done my CBT 6 times now.
>>60331843
i have a pretty similar nose wahey
having a rethink
>>60331935
colour me surprised
>>60331933
It's more of a thing to keep me going until I get a car. However I do really want to get into motorbikes I'll just wait until next year when I'm 24 and do DAS and kill myself on a big bike.
Unironically joining the gym lel
Time to get R I P P E D hehe
>>60331964
>However I do really want to get into motorbikes
However IF*
>>60331925
It used to work that way.
You could have zero training and still get a 2 stroke 600 bike and ride on the roads.
I think they went too far in the opposite direction in trying to make bikers safer though.
>inexperience is the biggest killer of young motorcyclists
>that's why you now need to wait until you're 24 before you start learning to ride big bikes
>tfw you definitely recognise the age gap in terms of maturity when girls are younger than you
>tfw you're in your mid-20s without realising it
S M H
M
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Can some English phella explain to me what this song is aboot?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tRotvCVKAe8
>People losing their shit over Putin and Kim Jong Un endorsing Trump.
Do they even understand why they're endorsing him? Trump is anti American imperialism.
>>60332063
I am a Greek
>>60332057
I've recognised that all along mate
t. rough childhood
>>60332068
they're not exactly smart are they
Ah yes I'm so glad these white christian immigrants are coming over to Britain.
Vote Remain.
>>60332110
b-but poles are the saviour of the white race!
Literally crying out for a non-basic girl on Tinder but it just ain't happening. Doomed laddos.
>>60332063
masturbating whilst standing high in the ship's rigging because they are bored.
>>60332133
>non-basic
FONT FOY
>>60332166
Do one friendo ;^)
>>60332153
hahah you're funny fuckers, wicked sense of humor
>>60332063
It basically catalogues the various actions aboard a ship that is crewed by a bunch of absolute wankers such as: accidental circumcision cause by a glass makeshift fleshlight breaking and the captain shagging a whore so hard they both fell overboard.
It is classed as harmless banter by dismissing the actions as just "friggin in the riggin".
>>60332166
good post
>>60332133
found two already 2bh
up your game lad
So apparently older folk are more likely to vote "out". This is the cohort that is most infamous for turning up to vote, also a very high percentage of the population
is it coming home lads?
>>60332208
Found a couple.
90% are University of Slough/HR at BMW people with a garish cotsa del sol pic.
>>60332218
Think we should be alarmed that students are all being brainwashed to be pro EU.
What did he mean by this?
>>60332293
he needs t get over his little hitler complex 2bh
scots are way too cukked
>>60332293
even more good news for the uk
>>60332293
Really makes you think
How do I make my hair less frizzy after a shower?
morning lads
http://www.strawpoll.me/10392861
http://www.strawpoll.me/10392861
http://www.strawpoll.me/10392861
http://www.strawpoll.me/10392861
POLL OF THE CENTURY LADS 2BH
>46 degrees in Phoenix Arizona today.
W E W
>>60331861
What the fuck is wrong with you
>>60332330
Don't use shampoo pham
>wash away all the natural oils
>hair is frizzy af after shower
>scalp producers a lot more oil throughout the day than it otherwise would
>necessitates washing
Good goy etc.
>>60332378
Anyone who lives in the SW by choice is a masochist.
>>60332373
I identify as a span actually
what the fuck is this dog-ear/mouth snapchat filter meme that girls do? Abysmal.
>brits drive on the left side of the road so their passengers get killed first in an accident
Why do i see so many chavs driving around in pimped out Audi A3s? I just looked up the specs for the average 2005 model and it does 0-60 in like 12 seconds despite having almost a 2 litre engine.
>>60332443
idk but it's a clear indication that most girls have no sense of originality what so ever
>>60332481
[WARNING: BANTER INCOMING]
Hairdressers have to get to work too mate, leave it out.
>>60332510
you've posted these ones before
https://youtu.be/oVpfcq4pV5U
I wonder if anyone will be sharing this in their Facebook obituary statuses
>>60332464
Actually it's because most people are right eye dominant.4
rest in paradise mohamed
what a shithole
>Sales & Lettings
Is that just a British pawn shop or something?
nuke this shithole
Imagine literally flying lads.
https://vimeo.com/169289500
W E W
>>60332568
its a real estate you dumb twat
>>60332557
reminder that all these children are future millionaires since they have a london property in the family
>>60332588
fuck me that would be so scary
>>60332524
RMYT
>>60332588
>viva le France....
And the guy in front is fake...
>>60332593
>lettings
oh right.
Sorry m8, hard to associate it with real estate with all the jamals around.
Does this Sweden poster think he's performing an eye-opening service to the people of /brit/? Like we had no idea London was a shithole, but thanks to the grace of Sweden poster, we are finally made aware of what London is really like?
Seriously, it's fucking annoying. You're on 4chan for fucks sake, you're preaching to the choir. You're just being annoying,
>>60332636
faux pas post
FOY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q971MCu8MyY
W E W
>>60332643
might report him to European commission iah
