english edition
/brit/ more like /shit/ lmoa
>>60333259
lol
first for me
*obliterates all desert yanks with my third eye*
NEVER talk to me when I'm being spiritual
everyone post your pic
pic related. it's me
fuck everyone in this thread
give succ
or get smacc
>>60333259
Another word out of you sport and you'll be sleeping with the fishes
Kapeesh?
third eye posting is unironically my favorite gimmick.
>>60333276(You)
>>60333279
doable
dibs on>>60333278 first
just did a very big stinky fart
>tfw 4 hours sleep
ughhhhhh
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JD44ouab5pc
>>60333382
silly lad
>>60333333
anything worth watching on youtube lads?
bout all i can do on this 11 year old piece of shit laptop
>>60333278
having a stroll
Odds - Bremain
Evens - Brexit
>>60333382
you need to sort yourself out before you start your job mate
otherwise you'll be a right mess
>>60333278
going to play sakura clicker
don't know why
>>60333395
very
can probably get like 1 more hour in before i go out desu
gonna try
>>60333437
ye i know, i will do hopefully
What's the best phone out on the market currently?
I've only been able to put away so much a month into my savings due to shit part time job. But now that I've been accepted a new job next month, I am free to just splurge out my most recent pay
*puts nutella on croissants*
ah yes, very impressive
Whenever some student strings together a few coherent words in the presence of a politician YouTube videos claim that the politician was 'destroyed'
>>60333468
from what I've heard, the s7 is the best. basically just avoid iPhones and youre sweet
>>60333433
Oh wow I loved this game as a kid.
How are the newer ones?
>>60333468
Nexus 6P
RIP x
>>60333512
had some mashed 'nana on my 'sants this morn
>>60333527
>basically just avoid iPhones
If the jailbreak community didn't completely fall apart there'd be no reason not to get na iphone
9.3 never ;-;
Glad Apples slowing down to 3 year cycles though.
>has made a facebook status about muhammed ali
>hasn't replied to my drunk text from last night
reeeeeeee
is swede spam poster a cuckold or is he cuckolding us?
>>60333580
>>has made a facebook status about muhammed ali
not worth talking to x
>>60333592
yeah but she wants my willy so i shall continue
if/when she replies tho
>>60333563
nice, throw some cha on that and it'll be pukka
>>60333567
desu I don't know a single person with a jailbreak iphone. I just know a lot of people who have them.
they're only getting worse too. the new model exterior is entirely glass - the same shit glass that shatters upon the smallest impact hahahaha
>lives in X, United Kingdom
ahh yes, no thank you.
>>60333598
so why do you stalk young girls
>>60333528
Not good unfortunately.
Firefly fucked Crusader 2, I rarely play anything but HD though, as I love the campaign immensely.
>>60333615
Jailbreaking scares normies even though you literally can't fuck anything up beyond a restore, but then all you have to do is load a backup.
Lots of moral poofs now though that refuse to release exploits because muh appstore piracy, so 9.2+ is non-existent right now.
where do they breed the security bears on the jeremy kyle show? I could do with one
hunt the runt
>>60333329
Just google "tribe children"
>>60333771
found the runt
i-is this the anime thread?
>>60333898
24/7 365
>>60333898
No this is the kpop thread,
Lads, walk me through the steps here in this basic life lesson. How do I get a part-time job?
lol
>>60333924
Poi is fucking GOAT
do NOT imply otherwise
Honestly why don't y'all just move to America. It's literally better than the UK in every way.
I could fucking deck every cunt ITT
>>60333924
>no recoil
>firing the gun right next to her ear
what shitty movie is this
> water pipe has burst so I can't flush my poopoo until they fix it
roooooooooo
>>60333598
Food for thought: You are clearly doing something wrong if you are getting arrested.
Millions of people have perfectly healthy relationships, and I think 99% of the world population has managed to go without being arrested for stalking.
Clearly the issue is with you; not the girls or society.
>60333955
good post
we're full though.
>>60333955
Because I enjoy not paying $5000 for medical bills after being shot by Jamal
When are they going to make a "Driving to the convenience store in a Californian town" simulator
>>60333971
designated
>>60334011
would completely sober
>>60334013
GTA V FPS mode exists la
>>60334011
>easy access
You're turning m on anon
>all the elites who come from rich families are completely incompetent people who fuck up on a regular basis but still get £1,000,000 promotions
Ah yes, capitalism at it's finest, rewarding talent without regard to background as usual
>>60334011
P O W E R P O S I T I O N
George did this at the party conference as well, they've got some psychologists working for them who come up with all this shit I guarantee it, it's actually quite freaky.
damn, DVD drives are cheap as chips
*drives car full speed into an English family of 6*
>>60334086
ahh yes
>>60334077
which type of chips?
hot chips, or like bags of chips?
>Switzerland will become the first country in the world to hold a nationwide referendum on the introduction of a basic income on Sunday.
>The proposal, if passed, would give every adult legally resident in Switzerland an unconditional income of 2,500 Swiss francs (£1,755; $2,554) a month, whether they work or not.
They'll pass this, and the very next day all the "refugees" will shoot towards Switzerland like a magnet.
>>60334007
Pro tip if you are in America and you even see a Jamal you are probably living in the poor people part of town.
>>60334074
It's already well known what they're doing.
If you stand with your legs spread to about shoulder level it subconsciously promotes confidence and control.
Look at still shots from A Clockwork Orange, they're often stood with canes with their legs open, to convey power.
t. work in PR
>>60334123
wood chips
>>60334129
And I'll be going too, that's basically my monthly income after tax. Giving me that for free? Deal
>>60334117
>>60334086
really enjoyed this
>>60334138
*stands with legs spread out*
ahh yes
The recent resurgence in retro music, fashion and ways of thinking is the most interesting thing to happen to society in a while.
New genres like Synthwave, Outrun, Vapourwave, and mainstream music integrating more 80s/90s beats is the best thing to happen to music in years.
Discuss.
>>60334186
>New genres like Synthwave, Outrun, Vapourwave
nigga those are old af and the only people listening to it now are redditors and teenagers
>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Extreme_ironing
>this is a product for my (my) city
>>60334172
I know loads of little tricks because my company paid for me to be media trained.
It's like when Ed had that interview where he just repeated the same thing over and over.
This is actually a common method because on live TV you can say what you want because they can't cut it down, when you're doing something prerecorded for the evening news they will only give you a short clip, hence him repeating the core message.
If you fuck up on a prerecord you just shout obscenities so they can't use the clip and have to re-record.
>get in to your car
>See this
wat do
>>60334129
good thing all the swiss have guns and military training
>>60334214
i once had an extreme ironing calendar
>>60334211
We can't all be on the bleeding edge /mu/
don't understand why normies like clubs
Ahh yes please explode my eardrums in an extremely hot building filled with sweaty people and vastly expensive alcohol, brilliant, what a wonderful way to spend an evening
*waddles over to you with a 1m gap between each leg*
howdy there childrens
>>60334186
>New genres like Synthwave, Outrun, Vapourwave, and mainstream music integrating more 80s/90s beats is the best thing to happen to music in years.
you have shit taste and are most likely 18
>>60334242
To be honest only manchildren go to clubs after second year of uni.
I can't stand the thought of queueing to be treated like a piece of shit by some bouncer with two GCSEs.
Why queue for the privilege to pay to enter to then buy dirnks and give them money?
>>60334219
Vote leave
>>60334242
>he doesn't enjoy pleasure of the flesh
robots pls
>1980
>Everyone is obsessed with the future
>Everything is trying to look as futuristic as possible.
>2016
>Everyone is obsessed with the passed
>Everything trying to look as retro as possible
Really makes you think.
>>60334243
t. grime listener
>>60334218
>If you fuck up on a prerecord you just shout obscenities so they can't use the clip and have to re-record.
I would love this
>>60334265
What does this even mean
>>60334218
>>60334138
ty for writing out lad
>>60334307
no i listen to good music you fucking lamp post
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2016/06/03/female-primary-school-teacher-sent-sexy-messages-to-pupil-aged-1/
wew lad
back from swimming bois
>grime
>>60334334
like?
oi lads come out tonight
>>60334337
sad that never happened to be t.b.h
>>60334186
t. unemployed or teenage neet
>>60334311
it mean he enjoys picking up disgusting club rats
maybe it's because i go out more nowadays, but i've been seeing a lot more rasheeds and jamals where i live lads...
>>60334308
I can't find it on youtube but there's a clip of John Prescott who thinks he is on a prerecord but he's actually live and he says the wrong thing and then starts shouting ' AH shit! I fucked that right up, fucking hell.' and the camera just keeps rolling and they ask him not to swear on live tv kek.
>>60334356
i fully expect you to be all on that :
""hahHAHAHHAh thats FUCKIn olameo my dude ahahAHHAHA"
but w/e
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UdDTBMQsLVE
sick of jordy shilling for The Growlers
>>60334405
>pot smoking hippie degenerate music
Ah yes
I am a Paki
any new runtposts?
>>60334405
m8 those vocals are awful
top gun is unironically a GOAT movie
>>60334337
nice
>>60334443
please leave or kys
think my acne might finally be fading
any suggestion that the state shouldn't subsidise my entire existence from the cradle to the grave is class warfare
eaaaaaaaaaaaaaasssssssssssstttttttttttteeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
>Cassius Clay died
so who's this boxing bloke everyone is going on about
>>60334428
>>60334437
>>60334455
t. low test shoe gaze listener
t. moderate test but 18 year old vaporwave listener
t. literal dickwad nerd
>turned off the 'airbag' feature on my laptop
>everything is 10x faster
ah yes
>>60334443
so did you have many white qts?
>tfw the Air Jordan 1 Retro Low NS sold out in just hours before I could get some in my size
Somebody bullies me: i dont care
Somebody bullies Los Growlers: it's on, bucko!
already spent my first paycheck lads
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=igBFwS483Qk
>>60334546
good taste
what fun
just realised why i've been depressed all week and also had 0 libido
i've been taking flaxseed oil which apparently has a lot of estrogen
>living month to month on part time pay
>have just about enough to survive but not be able to splurge on anything without saving for months first
>get a new full time job next month
>can finally splurge this months pay on something
What should I buy, lads? New phone? Shoes? Suggestions?
>>60334546
>>60334573
you're both absolute fucking plebs
Discuss
>>60334546
>black culture
ah yes
very awful
Some bloke I went to uni with just got married. He hyphenated his surname with the woman's. Think he might be a bender in disguise.
>>60334531
>turned off the 'airbag' feature
You mean Power Saver?
>>60334531
hope it doesn't get in a crash
>>60334591
Please tell me this is real. This will surely turn people away from Bremaining
>>60334591
AHahhAHAHHhahHAHhahaahhhhhahaAHHAAhaHAHAAAAA
*blows a vuvuzuella* BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRTT
>>60334591
Genuinely made me kek. Very good.
>>60334589
>>60334596
good posts
>>60334571
based
>100% in a bit of coursework i didn't even do properly
thank you based university
>>60334589
>>60334596
You have no taste
>>60334601
No, its some Lenovo feature
It turns off/freezes the hard-drive every time it detects a bump to protect it
It was sensitive as fuck so if I put it on my lap then the whole thing would be slow for 20 minutes
>>60334616
If I spend money on this absolute shite I want you to hunt me down and kill me
>>60334546
>shoes
pineal gland status: spontaneously combusted
>>60334644
Nice Crocs Sneaker m8
Literally no one cares about what Cameron has to say after that Sky debate
>>60334588
>buying something just for the sake of it
typical working class mong. bet you buy scratchcards as well.
Quite tired
Josie is backed up with several gallons of snot
>>60334644
>You have no taste
>>60334644
you've literally been marketed on lad
you;re literally filling a slot designated to you by marketers
absolute fukkin nerd my dude lmao literally lmaoing
>>60334186
synthwave producer here,XD
>>60334679
Wish we could stop calling it a debate.
For whatever reason Cameron is fucking terrified of facing people head to head. It was an interview, it wasn'ta debate.
>>60334644
>beige
lel
>>60334690
There's nothing wrong with treating myself with something. I've literally never had the chance before. Now that I'll be getting a full time job next month I can afford to do it just this once
>>60334693
been sniffing the kezzle have we
>>60334643
Shows you how worthless degrees are now
have a 7/10 hangover lads. going to play stellaris and listen to comfy music
>>60334591
How can you elect such a man, Brits? Explain this.
Merkel at least somewhat tries to hide her slimyness.
>>60334730
think they're purposefully inflating marks on it because it was a difficult bit of coursework which most people didn't do properly and also the exam was hard too
>>60334754
>Merkel at least somewhat tries to hide her slimyness.
she does not
can't be arsed to go to this festival desu
>>60334588
River Island are doing a collab with YMC which should be good
>>60334755
>the exam was hard
>best just inflate the marks
lel
what a joke
>>60334754
Because the only other option is for Rasheeds
There are only 2 parties that can make it here
*spills arizona ice tea on my Air Jordans while slowing and 80's song x0.50for my vaporwave mix tape*
dude............. gnarly xD
>>60334754
It's fake you drooling mong
>>60334719
Not quite but been on a bit uv a mad 1
>>60334616
human degeneracy really knows no bounds.
The fact that it exists isn't bad, but the fact that it thrives shows that humanity is done for
Lads
>>60333609
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>>60334757
Genuinely looked like she was on speed during this
fucking awful woman
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aYDBRjKva74
>>60334809
I know it's fake, but the question was asked in general. I'd pick Merkel over Cameron 10 times out of 10.
>>60334788
>River Island
cheap ass shit
young migo young migo young migo young thugger young migo young thugger young thugger
>>60334845
I know. I've never shopped there. But YMC chose River Island to do a collab with so it could potentially be good
>>60334794
Even mongs can get PhDs these days. Especially if they're foreign.
>>60334797
>an actual 80s song instead of just floral shoppe
good efford though m8, you earned a (You).
anyone done a revolution in a grubby toilet lately?
going to the Sydney Opera House™ tonight
>>60334588
Buy an issue of GQ and decide which £22,000 watch to buy that you can't live without
>>60334830
Cameron didn't let an infinite amount of shitskins ruin a continent.
Merkel didn't even put a limit.
She didn't say "Oh we should probably stop at x".
The bitch just said EVERYONE COME ON DOWN.
Then she changed her mind because SHOCKINGLY it was a bad idea with repercussions.
Bought Esquire yesterday. One of the advertisement pages was an advert for "There is no honour in honour killing" campaign.
This country is too far gone
alri
>>60334591
And maybe Anne Frank was a Belieber
Met a lad last night who said he think's its a good thing that the EU is a check and balance on Westminster, that it's an awful thing that we are actually having a referendum, and that decisions like this are too important to be left to the people and should be left to the experts.
He then started complaining that his vote in the referendum had the same value "as some chav from a council estate in Birmingham with no GCSEs who will vote out"
do cowboys cry?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=trmPapr7Djs
know a guy who works at aldi and has a PhD in Physics, he's an absolute mong.
neighbours are having more building work done
bloody jews
>>60334945
>think's
thinks
>>60334904
After the literal Kremlin shill in /rus/, I wouldn't be surprised if Merkel and the EU had a few around here.
>>60334904
At least she chenged her mind. What Cameron does and constantly tries to do to your "privacy" is, in my eyes, way worse.
>Lefties hate evil big business
>Big business loves the EU because cheap labour and less competition
>Lefties will vote to Bremain
>>60334985
>chenged
changed*
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PhtGSV0l4pA
D A I L Y
O
S U P P L E M E N T
E
(This one is actually pretty good)
>>60334986
they're also idiots
>>60334950
>>60335014
Have not finished the last 2 videos yet, it's going to be a long day.
the gf
>>60334986
>Lefties hate white people and say you can't be racist towards them
>If we leave we're being racist to eastern european white people because you can be racist to white people in this one instance
>Lefties will vote to Bremain
>>60334985
>Completely destabilise an entire continent through your own desire to be remembered as a nice person in history
>B-b-b-but cameron appeased old people by blocking some porn
Get a grip lad.
how did gove do?
>>60335014
ah yes, an argument
>>60334930
>men's lifestyle magazines
THIRD EYE ABSOLUTELY DESTROYED
>>60335048 you know she throws it up afterwards, right?
>>60335048
unironically subscribed to her
>>60335070
is it impressive?
>Put plates in sink to soak
>Housemates take them out and put them on the side
>They then complain to me they're on the side
Fucking retards.
>>60334945
I work in an R&D company full of people with PhDs and most I know are gonna vote out.
They probably resent him being able to vote.
gave her half my lunch haha
>>60335104
you didn't let him post p2 m8, patience.
Flubromazepam put me away for 9 solid hours. Longest I've slept in about 6 months. Still got a really nice afterglow.
http://cdn.freedomainradio.com/FDR_3310_Mexico_Is_Sending.pdf
finally over her lads
now where do i meet new girls?
dont say tinder
the gf
>>60335156
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>>60335156
Backpacking in south east asia or maybe magaluf
>>60335144
>needing meds to sleep nine hours
I don't even have to be exhausted to sleep nine hours, that's kind of sad, lad.
>>60335142
why are asians so weird looking in front of cameras
>>60335144
i've been working nights and living off 4 hours of sleep for about 7 months now
on my days off I sleep in until 4am
>>60335156
B urself
>>60335156
grindr
>>60335156
>Spending your time worrying about being with women
Grow a pair of fucking balls you poof.
>Your results are expected to be released on: To be confirmed
>>60335217
Lads I opened my third eye for the craic and now I can't sleep, HELP!!!
>>60335183
She has bad makeup and fake contacts in la
>>60335180
should've stocked up before the fun police stepped up
fucking nanny state reeeeeeeee
>>60335247
so do you you fucking AYYLIEN
>Want a jap GF
>Don't want elliot roger children
having a bit of a dilemma here lads
>>60335253
the darkweb is better anyhow
>>60335236
Or you could spend your time looking for a m'lady, sure.
>>60335232
That your aids test lad?
>>60334945
So he supports democratic rights being watered down as much as possible?
Between the House of Lords, the pathetic European Parliament (which is elected to which we should probably be grateful), the Europoean Council where we get 3% of represenation, the unelected European commission, a parliament where someone in a "safe seat" doesn't have a chance to get his vote recognised - and ultimately it wouldn't matter because people vote for Labour or Tories to keep out the Tories or Labour respectively.
Say what you want about the public but fuck me our say is small enough as it is.
And besides - I doubt some chav from a council estate in Birmingham with no GCSEs will bother to vote.
Most people that you may consider "plebian" are working class people (which, at the risk of sounding pedantic, is different to those hoodrats).
>>60335243
Try sleeping in the 5th dimension lad, much easier.
>>60335270
Hello Tumblr
>>60335285
have the prices not gone up now
>>60335292
good filename
>>60335291
yeah and exam resulst
>>60335284
You can have an in-vitro white child. This is better than adoption because if the mother gives birth to it she'll have all the right hormones and love it. Even though it's not genetically related to her.
>>60335144
worst withdrawal I ever had was from flubro
be careful
>>60335253
should have lad
shit was dirt cheap on the last day, I have enough to taper for months and then some
>>60335299
okay alien boy
>>60335313
Hello /v/.
seeing a girl soon for lunch and im knackered
fuck
>>60335281
Yvette Cooper wants you put in prison for posting that.
>>60335353
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