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jannys gonna get ya edition
first for walshy
>>60234655
englands naval tradition
pirates were mostly english
falkand war=piracy according to memery (they dont believe it its just memes)
>>60234669
delte
Seppos OUT
>>60234678
>>60234678
>>60234678
>Ok now that the spics have fucked off can someone tell me why they call British posters "pirates?"
Lads, am I a xhav for owning reebok classics?
maisie
>>60234699
:(
>>60234708
should've bought airmaxes
>>60234710
i know what club she goes to in bristol thanks to mutual friends
delete and i'll tell u :^)
>>60234710
sophie is rather better than maisie though
>>60234740
this one?
oh u did already
ty
>>60234744
no
>>60234761
cough up bb
>>60234759
>that fucking eye snot
disgusting
>>60234759
dunno that 1 but she goes to lakota a fair bit
lots of ketamine sellers there too
bet she's a reet druggy slut when she's out
especially knowing the people she goes with
>>60234782
why not??
>>60234689
There were just as many French pirates as there were English
I guess it's just cause Blackbeard was English and he's by far the most famous pirate
>>60234759
why does she look so...British?
It's unattractive.
imagine the gash you'd smash if you could sing like jeff buckley lads
>>60234796
>bet she's a reet druggy slut when she's out
my favourite mate
>>60234798
cos i said so
He actually deleted the maisie comment the absolute madman.
>>60234819
you are so wrong my pirate friend
stop the bully immediately
Two options
1. You will never be able to wank again
2. You will never get that great feeling when taking a shit again
>>60234865
*fucks your wife*
>>60234865
>>60234886
*watches in the corner, willy in hand*
>>60234884
1 would motivate me to get a gf so that i guess
when do you pussies leave the eu
if they weren't famous for being on game of memes and you saw them in the street you wouldnt event take a second glance at masie
you'd probably think 'she fit' at sophie and that's it
>>60234915
i would maisie even if she wasn't on game of maisies desu
>>60234915
what's your point?
>>60234923
u dont kno u wud tho do u
>>60234925
dey aint dat fit init
>>60234935
i do
i think
>>60234946
direct quote from your mum's wedding
>>60234915
ive only heard of maisie from /brit/ and shes ugly anyway
maisie is my gf
anyone who posts maisie, cara, crayon pop or kyary is a pathetic retard and should off themselves.
>>60234963
*matt cotton's
>>60234980
n-no
>>60234935
ye ye i'd agree tbhwy
look at this fucking dog
>anyone who posts maisie, cara, crayon pop or kyary is a pathetic retard and should off themselves.
>>anyone who posts maisie, cara, crayon pop or kyary is a pathetic retard and should off themselves.
>fedoras
thinking of starting a vlog channel lads
>why no i'm not american, i'm a proud canadian!
>>60235042
fuck off tim
>>60235042
What do you do that's interesting.
>>60234997
>dog at this fucking dog
don't think i'd forget hahahaha
>thinking of starting a vlog channel lads
>>60235071
browse the 'chon innit
>yank.jpg
>yank2.jpg
>yank1.jpg
>Cd_gNktUIAALJER
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0DXTKTgArQY
NEED a meemster gf
https://www.rt.com/politics/239585-poklonskaya-prosecutor-threats-ukraine/
>yank4.jpg
lads is cp legal to post here or no?
>>60235156
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0ztYRv5SzkC
NHS confirmed BLOODY RACIST
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/health-36427577
>NEED a meemster gf
>>60235186
Top fucking kek
http://thailad.zz.mu/kevboard
>>60235199
Thats bevause they dont speak English
I hate going to the hospital because i barely ever get a white doctor with good English.
Shit id settle for a paki who has gpod English, but they dont. Even 3rd gen speak like shite.
>>60235199
This is very problematic and will only get worse unless you cast your vote to #Bremain
>#Bremain
http://vocaroo.com/i/s07UHoPCh9Qg
wahey
>>60235273
"Could you PLEASE tell your son to stop raping my daughter!?"
"Global warming"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ztninkgZ0ws
crimea
>>60235263
Now they have to hand over a stool sample within 20 mins or they don't get breakfeast
Third eye status: recovering; light is shining brightly.
Pineal gland: flushed and under regeneration.
Chakras: re-aligning
New EU Hate Speech laws:
Section 7. Penal Sanctions
(a) The following acts will be regarded as criminal offences
punishable as aggravated crimes:
(i) Hate crimes as defined in Section 1(c).
(ii) Incitement to violence against a group as defined in
Section 1(a).
(iii) Group libel as defined in Section 1(b).
(iv) Overt approval of a totalitarian ideology, xenophobia
or anti-Semitism.
(v) Public approval or denial of the Holocaust.
(vi) Public approval or denial of any other act of genocide
the existence of which has been determined by an
international criminal court or tribunal.
(b)Juveniles convicted of committing crimes listed in paragraph (a)
will be required to undergo a rehabilitation programme
designed to instill in them a culture of tolerance.
Section 9 Mass Media
(a) The Government shall ensure that public broadcasting
(television and radio) stations will devote a prescribed
percentage of their programmes to promoting a climate of
tolerance, as per Section 8(f).
Section 8(f)
Departments of Education will ensure that teaching materials in
ordinary courses will be free of any innuendos and slights
directed against any group as defined in Section 1(a)
Section 1(a)
"Group" means: a number of people joined by racial or cultural
roots, ethnic origin or descent, religious affiliation or linguistic
links, gender identity or sexual orientation, or any other
characteristics of a similar nature.
So it will now be illegal in the UK to deny the Holocaust, even though historically this has never been a crime as it's against the right of free speech and right of opinion.
And people say the EU don't force laws on us..
need a sudowoodo bf tbH
>>60235434
xaxaxa
>EU just banned Brexiters
>>60235434
mind boggling
what the fuck is going on in european leader's minds
>>60235498
EU legislature is extremeley corrupt.
>>60235498
they do not like nazism or any form of xenophobic things ;)
Section 2. Purpose
The purpose of this Statute is to:
(a)
Promote tolerance within society without weakening the common bonds
tying together a single society.
(b)
Foster tolerance between different societies.
(c)
Eliminate hate crimes as defined in Section 1(c).
(d)
Condemn all manifestations of intolerance based on bias, bigotry and prejudice.
(e)
Take concrete action to combat intolerance, in particular with a view to eliminating
racism, colour bias, ethnic discrimination, religious intolerance, totalitarian ideologies, xenophobia, anti-Semitism, anti-feminism and homophobia.
>Anti feminism
Section 8.
Education
The Government shall ensure that:
(a)
Schools, from the primary level upwards, will introduce courses encouraging students to accept diversity and promoting a climate of tolerance as regards
the qualities and cultures of others.
Explanatory Notes:
(i)
The principle has been accepted for many years (cf. the Declaration Regarding Intolerance –A Threat to Democracy, adopted by the Committee of Ministers of the Council of
Europe on 14 May 1981).
(ii)
It is very important to start such courses as early as possible in the educational programme, i.e.
in elementary school.Yet, these courses must be offered also at higher levels of education, up to and including universities.
(b)
Similar courses will be incorporated in the training of those serving in the military and law enforcement agencies.
(c)
Training and tolerance awareness courses will be made available to different strata of society, with an emphasis on professional groups.
Explanatory Notes:
(i)
Training must be made available as part of continuing adult education.
(ii)
It is especially important to ensure advanced professional training of lawyers (including judges
and criminal justice personnel), administrators, police officers, doctors, etc.
>>60235545
>totalitarian ideologies
now the "COMUNISM AND NAZIS ARE THE SAME" meme is in effect
>>60235569
>hmm people hate our piece of shit institution what shall we do about it hans frederique kaczynskison
>force more bullshite on them?
>sacre bleu, thats perfect mein freund
>>60235572
Do you really think the EU is going to forcefully remove all the literal Marxist parties that exist in Europe?
>>60235605
there are no official marxist parties in yurop
>>60235615
theres a few in ireland
>>60235615
Plenty of cultural marxists
>jet black hair
>big blue eyes
>ivory pale skin
perfection
>>60235569
>Schools, from the primary level upwards, will introduce courses encouraging students to accept diversity and promoting a climate of tolerance as regards
the qualities and cultures of others.
almost everybody rejects shit like this
had the same kind of crap 15 years ago when I was at school
>>60235632
are you talking about IRA militants??
>>60235655
the only cultural marxist party that i know, is in the UK...and they support assad :0)
>>60235434
>>60235545
>>60235569
Will this win it for Brexit?
Not seeing this on any major news sites.
>>60235672
no honest to god communists (theyre small but they have a couple seats)
and theres a good amount of lefitsts (particularly sinn féin)
our government is center right however (joint rule by fine gael and fianna fáil)
>actual commies
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anti-Austerity_Alliance–People_Before_Profit
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Workers_and_Unemployed_Action
>lefties in general
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sinn_F%C3%A9in
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Labour_Party_(Ireland)
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Independents_4_Change
also the IRA is no longer active.
Reminder the EU hate speech laws are RETROACTIVE. Meaning they're coming for you
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/technology-36416967
>>60235727
>https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anti-Austerity_Alliance–People_Before_Profit
>Trotskyism
>>60235741
>It requires the firms to act quickly when told about hate speech and to do more to help combat illegal and xenophobic content.
>The firms must also help "educate" users about acceptable behaviour.
>The need for better ways to combat online hate speech had become more urgent in the wake of terror attacks in Belgium, said Vera Jourova, European Commissioner for Justice.
Ah yes let's not do anything about Muslim terrorists, let's do something about people getting pissed off at the Muslim terrorists on Twitter.
>>60235741
retroactive laws are illegal though
good thing that shits unenforcable in ireland
>>60235765
t. /leftypol/
trotskyism seems to be the popular form of communism these days
>muh never been tried
can someone explain to me what the purpose of buying a third party router is
i currently use the one i got with BT
but i'm listening to people atm talk about this 'nighthawk x6 netgear' router that is 'godly'
what does it do that's so good? increase your speed? and what do you do with your default router when you get one?
t. not very technical
>>60235786
>trotskyism seems to be the popular form of communism these days
NOOOOOOOOOOO, they all deserve to get piolet'd
Everyone in this thread is a James Blunt
>>60235795
You run your BT or whatever router in modem mode and then hook up the second router to act as the router.
You do it because proprietary routers have fuck all customization. You can't even spoof your MAC.
>>60235812
i dont know what piolet means but if it means they die i hope so too
Gonna ask out the girl who cashiers at the local cafe
She'll say "what would you like?" And I'll smile and say "well, when does your shift end?"
It'll work wonders
>>60235835
piolet is an ice axe...and yeah i hope these fags die
>>60235832
that somewhat explains it
thanks
i still don't really see what else you can do for $150 worth of router though
>>60235837
go get her m8
just think of other things she might say and other witty responses, she might say something completely different.
>>60235856
ah ok. is that spanish or just an english word i dont know
Under these new laws feminists are a protected group against "hate speech" and being "anti-feminist" will be a crime.
How will this affect Britain's banter culture?
Will this make more lads vote leave?
>>60235876
>Hi how are you
>well, when does your shift end?
>>60235890
>Will this make more lads vote leave?
hope so
>>60235900
not sure what this post is trying to convey
but what if the UK leave the EU?
>>60235906
I thought it was funny
t. Fellow Australian
>>60235928
fresh memes
>>60235906
I was suggesting a hypothetical situation in which anon, in the grips of anxiety, doesn't realise what the cashier has said to him and still proceeds to use his smooth line, making for an embarrassing, yet hilarious situation.
>>60235932
im not sure if hes saying that would be cringy or if it would work anyway
the reaction pic also doesnt help
>>60235957
thats what i thought thanks
>Trying to cram all the muslim children into re-education centres when they deny the holocaust
Good luck.
>>60235956
i asked this before, but could you tell me who is nigel, and why he is praised by /britpol/ plz??
>>60235975
why would they deny the holocaust, islam is a religion of peace
>Denying the holocaust is illegal
>Being anti feminist is illegal
>Being homophobic is illegal
>Not being tolerant of Islamic culture is illegal
So what happens when a Muslim says "hate speech" towards a gay person and then the gay person says things about Islam?
Does it cancel out the hate speech polarity?
>>60235990
a jolly man who drinks hipster ale at my local
>>60235990
nigel farage is leader of UKIP, the united kingdom independence party, a conservative/libertatian party that wants to leave the EU
he also likes to drink beer
>>60236070
>/libertatian
i thought these guys were dead
Just finished Arkham Knight.
Why didn't Bruce turn in Hush to preserve his identity?
That's better than blowing up his parents house isn't it?
>>60236121
more "anti-nanny statr" than libertarian
reply to this post if you think shibs are qt
>Bought something off ebay for £50 9pm last night
>Collection only item
>No option to pay in cash only paypal
>Message the guy saying I want to pick it up today
>Now 7:40am and still no response
>>60236222
people tend not to have autistic sleep schedules desu lad
morning lads
had a dream in which the finale was my old mate breaking out of a prison pod thing and stabbing me
better then any film
>>60236257
>Bought it 3 hours before most people go to bed
>It's now 1 hour after most people wake up
>4 possible hours to respond to me
???
>>60236258
>folk
FOY
>>60236258
>quiche
didnt realise it was spelled like that
always thought it was keesh
fucking frogs
why do far rightists like putin though??
>>60236297
philistine
>>60236292
people are lazy bitches though, even when it comes to making money really
>>60236297
do you spell quiet "kwiet"?
>>60236270
I have found out where Ky stays during her U.K. tours. We will find her at her hotel bar and chat to her.
I shall tell you more later. Must run out to grab some soy milk for my breaky. Talk soon.
self inserting a ryan boundless video
>>60236297
>keesh
lel you spasticated twat
New EU laws
Burkas banned?
>>60236343
Excellent work
very good lad
>soy milk
into the bin
>>60236314
russia is strong
EU is weak
>>60236341
>>60236349
english doesnt have consistent spelling. its impossible to gues from the sound of a word. and ive only heard it spokeb
>real nigga hours are ending
time to leave /shit/
>>60236343
>falling for the lactose intolerance jew
hope not
>>60236374
fuck off and stop making this shit thread you plastic paddy fuck
hi lads. hi herts
>>60236395
does this mean I'm not a lad or am I just getting special attention
>>60236374
>russia is strong
it means, they are just opportunist bitches who know that sanctions on russia are not working....and then they pretend they are pro russia
>>60236364
Unfortunately it's been useful vanquishing the diarrhoea i've had recently.
Anyway, must go get some before I, you know what.
>>60236070
And have a cheeky fag every so often
>>60236423
TMI senpai baka
>>60236433
>politician
>smoking
hope not
THAAAAAIIIIILAAAAAD
>>60236407
ur a gril
doing a watch of anime
>>60236497
oh :3
>>60236487
there he is
the nonce
>>60236487
>arrested on sight at ANY british airport
haha
>>60236487
fuck off
>>60236503
go out with me please?
>>60236503
YOUR ANIME IS NOT REAL
>>60236515
neat, itching to try my 'am I being detained' routine, been practicing in the mirror
>>60236487
wahey!!!!!!
triggered tho
the chicano sirs >>60236534
>>60236532
that you in the pic? x
>>60236534
Aren't you going to get arrested posting her all the time
thought she was illegal
>>60236549
yes that's me
fed up of mexican spackers
time to go to work, normies
>>60236549
Think I'll be alri, I'll claim ignorance on the grounds of 'arr rook same'
>>60236487
notice me senpai
>>60236580
can't see a fault with this plan
>>60236577
not yet
>spacker
what??
>>60236588
Good day to you, sir.
>>60236595
spastic
>>60236577
time to meet your work coach, abnormie loser
>>60236577
Jokes on you, I work night shift.
>>60236353
>likely to
bad to have in legislation
someone get these cowboys out of here
How lonely is this mexican guy lel, trying to get in on everything.
work when ??
>>60236606
these pirate words are funny
>>60236627
hes just practicing his english
>>60236635
el britanico estas PIRATA
qepd....
>>60236635
everything is probably funny when you're a tree short of a jungle
>>60236623
well on June 23, YOU can
vote leave!
gf just sent me this
>>60236646
>hes just practicing his english
this haaha, learning pirate words is kinda funny
really makes you think, dunnit?
me in the back
>>60236654
Thailad weeeew
>>60236635
fed up of your pirate meme, that's something you've invented you autist
>>60236691
>>60236604
>>60236580
chicano LOL
>>60236654
>tfw no youngji gf
Now its time for work
going to work
bye
>>60236708
nope, it was invented by butthurt spaniards who hate the UK for no reason
Will I look a right nob in a long sleeve polo and shorts? Its a sunny day and i like shorts, but just bought a new l/s polo i wanna wear.
>>60236718
Have a splendid day
>>60236654
disgusting plastic creatures
>>60236739
sounds like an awful combo, ngl
>>60236739
http://youtu.be/nY18tXVbQ9E
>Internet goes down.
>see some chucklefucks messing with the phone cabinet outside
Wtf! What gives them the right to turn off my Internet without warning?
>>60236739
>long sleve polo
do these even exist?
ready for another work day?
>>60236819
>Wtf! What gives them the right to turn off my Internet without warning?
I put the instruction in writing weeks ago, it was scheduled and is fully compliant.
>>60236718
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hI1nPd7hezM
>>60236827
Yeah, and only mungs wouls wear them with shorts.
kill me now pham
>long sleeve polo
lol
>>60236881
>mungs wouls
what the fuck does that even mean
>>60236922
Only mungs (mungos) would*
>>60236941
not a fan, don't ever use that term again.
GET CLOSER TO SUICIDE EVERY DAY LADS
mongo
Hungry lads? 'Em New Yo'k tent flap 'zas won't cut it paisano. No, what 'chu need is a lil'
'GO 'ZA
G
O
'
Z
A
Only 'eh finest for yous and ya' wife's son, capiche?
lake mongo was a good film
>>60236976
didn't understand a word desu senpai
>>60236984
you're a mongo m8
>>60236994
get with the times lad, 'go 'za is the freshest new meme out of /ck/
>>60237010
go find more and report back... tomorrow.
>the nonce is here
>the nonce has replied to your post
>>60229509
haha mental
>>60237033
TWO SAME NUMBER
>>60237030
you can't boss me around like one of your child sex slaves nonce
Daily reminder that the Welsh are the only true British.
>>60236984
>that one scene
Spooked the fuck out of me. Underrated movie.
What age did you start wanking
21 here
>>60237106
My first wank was at 17
>>60237106
when your mum stopped doing it for me (14)
>>60237010
it's a shit meme that most of /ck/ thinks is shit lad. there's just a couple of mongs like you who keep posting it.
>>60237081
the welsh aren't even people boyo
>>60237155
Never used the word people, mate. Britain is a meme that the Welsh created and the Scots sold us.
>>60237121
behaving like a flipping yank with your reddit humour, faux yank niceness, and avatar fagging
don't belong here 2bh you're a proper runt
going to have to kill these aussies unless I find a buyer
anyone interested in some premium runts?
>>60237173
But runts belong in /brit/
>>60237173
>faux
saw someone unironically spelling this 'fo' earlier
>>60237200
faux sho'
>>60237200
Ahh, the Yank spelling.
>>60237199
that explains why you're here
>>60237173
the nonce has been fucking intolerable lately tbph
>>60237219
Agreed.
Hope he gets arrested soon.
wife sent me this
feel like cooking something but i don't know what lads
>>60237261
a burger?
I miss sershlad
Post generals better than Napoleon.
the gf
How do we combat ultra-leftism, lads?
>>60237313
the /brit/ general on /int/
>>60237173
I've genuinely never used reddit I'm not bitter and I'm using a variety of people/pictures.
>>60237313
>Tfw he knew we were fighting the wrong people and they killed him for telling the public
>>60237341
by posting about it in an obscure general on a mexican basket weaving forum desu
>>60237341
Imperialism.
*runts crashes through the ceinling into the ktichen and runs around wildly*
*take pot shots at it thrashing about*
Oi!
>>60237341
by shagging your mum and then decapitating her runt children
stop replying to him lads, hopefully he'll go away
>>60237378
but seriously
>>60237384
no chance in this day and age :^(
>>60237388
>ceinling
RUNT
>>60237394
enjoy the shallow pit youre about to be buried in sweetie x
what is 'go 'za?
MOTHER HAS NOT AWOKEN YET I WANT BREAKFAST REEEEEE
>>60237444
Chicago pizza, they call it "deep dish" but it's essentially a tomato tart because they use pastry-ish dough and way too much filling
>>60237432
meet at 9:22am on platform 17 in london victoria station if you want your shite pushed in then you bender
disbanding the runt union by introducing dissent in the ranks
*patoo*
*ding*
suck me
>>60237410
>but seriously
i am being serious lad. that's as much as any of us will do about it desu
>>60237494
show me how to do it first
*unzips*
Can't wait for English independence lad ha ha
dismembering the naughty runts as a warning to other
productivity is down but loyalty by fear is up
*revs microwave*
>>60237527
foy
can you believe this misogynistic bullshit?
>joffrey's actor is 24
>supposed to be 17
>marjorie's actress is 34
How old is she supposed to be?
might genuinely top myself if we stay in the EU.
put mercury in the runt's water supply
>>60237560
every cloud
might do a "shit/shower/shave"
Efficient
>>60237271
>about to do this
>check pantry
>no oil
>no bread
fuck
if we don't reply to him he might go away
*muffled "ting!" from the other room*
*walks into /brit/ with a carry tray of boiled water and tea*
Really want to make a webm about making instant tea in the microwave to trigger /brit/, but cbf'd.
>>60237557
Really? she looks well older.
>tommen is supposed to be 10
>actor is 16
>marjorie fucks him
>tfw you're slowly poisoning your master by escaping the pen and putting small quantities of arsenic in his food
>tfw he's getting more and more vicious because he thinks it's the stress from dealing with such runts
hehe x
>>60237604
is this you
>>60237629
delet this, it triggers me
>>60237629
>implying I'm that bongaboo faggpt
Pretty rude, lad.
*wake up at 4am to the howls of distant free-runts in the nearby village*
*fire elephant gun aimlessly into the tree line from veranda*
*howling stops save one runt who screams in agony*
fuck sakes
>>60237629
on a diet lad?
>>60237662
corrr
>>60237662
>onion rings
what heresy is this
>>60237659
>fuck sakes
fucks sake, get it right you absolute RUNT
>>60237692
just shut up you hormonal cunt you've been hounding me since i got here
*raises chin*
might pull an all-nighter and ask mommy to take me out for breakfast in the morning
I can't believe you've done this
The so-called European """"Union"""""
For Sale: Runt scalps - never worn
>>60237687
I know it sounds wrong but honestly mate, next time you have a Sunday roast, throw a couple onion rings on that bad boy
Don't know what it is about crispy onion rings and gravy but
*gesticulates like a hungry Italian who's just been asked how good his mama's spaghetti is*
>>60237707
>*raises chin*
*caves your face in with a gargantuan left hook*
Ahahahaha....what a runt....
*unzips and pisses all over you*
*a few drops fly into your mouth*
>Internet is still down because sone fucking retards are messing with the phone cabinet at the end of the road
Reeeee it's been down for an hour now how is this acceptable?
What right do they have?
>>60237662
Not nearly enough beans for the amount of dry stuff...inedibly edible
you lads HAVE to leave the EU now with those fucking laws and shit hahaha fuck me
>>60237745
Seen 6:04pm
>>60237685
like a few sausages in you, don't you lad? Ey? Ey?
Nice one m8 enjoy your day
