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arooga and wanks and such
bjork
>>60231912
Well my advice is gym, try making friends and then approach girls you like in bars or even tinder ect
>>60231975
so a "british" paki boxer decides to fight for pakistan? good at least he knows where he fucking belongs
>write out insightful, well though out and extended response
>thread ends two posts before mine
ahhh yes
9c outside
30c in my house
who designed this shit
>>60232036
your fault
>60232036
>what is cross-linking
>>60232032
He's just saying it as a big fuck you to britain
he knows he can't box for pakistan as he's represented great britain in the past and would be blocked
>>60232045
how do you know how warm it is inside your house
just realised i've been refreshing but haven't read any of the posts
>>60232093
hygrometer
>>60232101
>spend a few mins refreshing /brit/
>wonder why no one is posting
>missed the /NEW/ post
>everyone's in another thread
Less than one day (19 hours) until I can play my new weebshit game
Unironically excited.
>>60232132
what game la?
Really can't make up my mind regarding if I'm gay or not.
I am a pathetic failure that is a waste of resources
>having to manually refresh the page
*yawns*
>>60232117
what kind of autistic twat owns such a device?
Even if get a gf
I will still be depressed
Oh to live in such a cruel world
>>60232153
One Piece Burning Blood mate
>>60232164
really dislike autorefresh
always find myself staring at the countdown and then manually refreshing anyway
>>60232090
all the lads i know celebrate when he loses so it's no loss to us haha!!
>>60232164
But what if someone posted 1 second after it auto-refreshed lad. WHAT IF?
>>60232180
Why not turn it off and stick with 'r' then?
having a late night poo
>>60232167
Me
No but in all honesty I can barely breathe in my room, so I bought a cheap meter to see if the problem was due to temperature or humidity
don't want to waste like £50 on a dehumidifier only to find out that I just needed a fan
>>60232201
Nice
Sloppy or solid?
>>60232210
Sloppy is a good word to describe it
>>60232206
you have a serious problem and don't want to waste fifty quid? how poor are you exactly?
>>60232226
fucking hell mate its just 1 room and I could save like £40
LES RE CORTAMOS EL CIRQUELSHERK PA
KJASKASJKAKJSKASJKASKAKS
>>60232198
yeh I have
What do non-paki brits thing of this guy?
Is he a well-loved athlete, or is his popularity primarily in the pakibrit community ?
>>60232226
Why would he waste 50 quid if he just needs a fan?
>>60232254
don't think many people care about him
he's lost too many fights
>>60232254
Never heard of him didn't care, still don't care.
Do we really still need dreadnought battleships?
The last big war was 10 years ago for gosh's sake! The threats we face today are of a different nature.
These ships cost millions every year to maintain and worse, they are inhumane weapons of mass destruction.
No country needs to possess these evil weapons and I think we should set an example here and phase out our heavy battleships.
>>60232254
I just know he's a wrestler or something
Don't know why I should care if he wants to fight for Pakistan
>>60232254
He's liked
The pakis actually hate him kek
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KbwtIawu17Q
>>60231975
Business idea: have the media pretend there's a civil war in process and mention all the pakis are congregating at point "P".
Round up everyone at point "P" and arrest them for treason.
>>60232254
Heard the name, like with some other boxers like Ricky Hatton and David Haye.
Don't really care about him because I don't like boxing.
>>60231975
Fuck this Paki slime
>download torrent from bakabt
>start it up in deluge
>tracker error
>suddenly bakabt is down
>>60232316
>and arrest them for treason.
More like anyone who doesn't show up at P will be arrested for treason.
It's a "NEET plays agent-provocateur to convince other anime queers to agree with his alt-right view" post
brilliant
>>60232339
ayrshire
>>60232342
FOY
Eating a sandwich, lads.
Ham, gouda, gherkin, spicy salami, red onion, mayo, and putanesca sauce.
Also got some grapefruit vodka from finland.
Just though you lads would like an update.
>>60232278
Mixed feelings with this post
>>60232278
Dreadnoughts were shit by WW2 so no we didn't need them
gf just emailed me this
*Doesn't fuck off*
>>60232358
Who eats a sandwich at 4 in the morning wtf
>>60232370
cucked lad unlucky
>>60232254
He use to be relevant, not so much now.
Like most boxers he was liked, losr a lot and people stopped caring. Unlike football where uou support a team for life, boxing is all about highpeofile fights, and amir doesnt have any left in him so only fights shite boxera like him.
>>60232370
Why does she have soap on her face?
/brit/ is awesome though
need an autistic nappyfur gf
>>60232419
>>60232391
was actually going to post these two exact posts
>>60232422
chicano haha
>>60232370
looks like she's got a bit of a runny nose lad, better get her some tissues
>>60232422
Where you get this pic of my gf
>>60232392
filtered
22
Thanks for the (You)
>>60232391
I work at a bar. Tonight I had to stay until 2.
And we have a fancy coffee machine at the bar, so I had 3 double espressos.
>>60232445
(usted)
>>60232445
Slut
need a gf who is into art and literature with brown hair and green eyes
>>60232437
urrm.. m8, take a seat.. Don't get mad yeah?
Just you should .. Infact never mind lol! Just took it off facebook, sorry haha :)
hello
going to have a 3 hour sleep
x
>>60232446
you are such a normie
>>60232476
Hiya
>>60232481
Have 4, treat yourself on me x
>>60232278
but they WERE a waste of money though
If I moved to Thailand would I automatically become a normie?
>ywn do a cavalry charge into a bunch of degenerate rabble
>>60232391
mentalists
Going to Japan soon lads, what should I do there?
>>60232507
me on the right
It's too bright for this time... The jews are up to something.
>>60232517
burn them to death m8
so true
>>60232517
素直になれ
>>60232502
Depends how you mean, by 4chan's standards?
You only need to leave the house.
>super normie around mates
>super shit, quiet, negative, autistic around everyone else
why is this
>>60232483
Nah, I'm a failure.
Can't get a job in my field, so I'm still working at a bar 7 months after graduating.
Now I live with my parents, drink heavily, shitpost on /brit/ and take antidepressants.
>>60232525
the fuck are you on about it's early june are you not used to being awake at half 4 or something?
wonder if the half persian still posts
>>60232556
t. JIDF
am i a paki desert??
>>60232543
the standard being the ability to have sex
>>60232544
just shut the fuck up already you little wuss
you and all the beta idiots on this site are the only people who are this self conscious
>>60232556
>not used to being awake at half 4
Not really.
>>60232573
If I came to Thailand would you let me stay in your house? :3
>>60232543
You're the closest thing to a successful adult here, thailad.
You know anyone hiring biologists/ecologists?
>>60232573
t. chicano
make rome great again
Gf just smoke signalled me this
>>60232582
Oh, then yes..
>>60232590
You can rent a tiny city flat for 58 quid a month tho
>>60232596
Sorry m8, can't help you there.
so lads
do i take a blow job from a fat girl?
will i be expected to do anything? i don't want to.
she's not like hambeast fat just idk, chubby.
this general a shit
thailad chatting utter shite per usual
>>60232622
b-but I want to live with you :3
>>60232587
then shut the fuck up. during the height of british summer the sun rises between 4 and 5 am. you can even catch a glimpse of sunrise before 4am if you're outside near midsummer's day
>>60232629
fuck off retard
>>60232622
But I want to stay with fellow brit for the camaraderie
>>60232635
how's that?
>>60232637
Oh well why didn't you say so?! come on over.
>>60232635
>shite
You're not a bong, kill yourself.
>>60232652
you have enough room in that mushroom you call a flat for 40 pakis and a horse
>>60232651
haha I impersonated you and robbed you of a thailad (you)
>Chatting to girl on Tinder for a week or so
>She's a solid 4/10 and I could probably do better
>But I'm also a kissless virgin with no experience
Is this the right thing to do? Or will a qt just put up with my horrible social skills?
>>60232629
you would think that mr. ultra suave "i don't bathe" chad would be able to make his own decision in this situation
>>60232622
Oh well. Let me know if you hear about any openings.
>>60232629
Do it, lad.
You're on 4chan right now. putting your dick in/near a living female is progress.
>>60232665
I see you're new here, please check the /brit/ wiki page on this
http://thailad.zz.mu/yank
no need to thank me lad
>>60232680
If you're 18 or over and a kV you are 4/10 at best, no excuses
>>60232666
don't know what point you're trying to make ngl
>>60232685
Will do lad
>>60232278
Wasn't the HMS Dreadnought never properly used? Like, it was just a threat that was never acted upon?
What are your thoughts?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bf4peGGhVck
Is a hotdog a sandwich?
>>60232659
>be mexican
>glue head back to body everyday to shitpost
>>60232680
>>She's a solid 4/10
keep away from these, anything below a 5 become ultra clingy, go for 6s
>>60232723
Brazil please behave
>>60232670
Meanie >_<
>>60232717
God-bless America.
>>60232717
>this is an outrage
>terrorism
lol yanks
drinking a mtn dew® code red®
>>60232684
ebin post
>>60232685
meh i've shagged munters already, cba with womyn rn unless they're taylor swift tier but a hole is a goal.
>>60232749
code blue is better
unironically enjoy lisicki posts
>>60232726
stop posting
>>60232717
>when you attack a hotdog, you're attacking america.
This went out on a major news network.
I think I suddenly understand how Donald Trump is winning.
>>60232768
blue is voltage pendejo
hello lads
i am back again
>>60232759
Eh, post a pic, and we'll decide for you.
Also, you might spend the rest of your life alone, and this fleeting sexual contact might be a high-point in a few years.
>>60232777
delete this post please
>>60232803
hello~
>>60232831
how r u xoxo
>>60232803
Gay
>>60232771
>>60232772
lols at the contrast
I wonder who's opinion I'll listen to :^)
the glorious brit or the dirty yank?
he is back again
>>60232837
why mate
>>60232803
Oh, hey.
It's George, right?
The lad that works at the Nandos in swansea?
>>60232835
good thanks and you?????
watching trannies on chaturbate
fuck life
>>60232812
lols no it won't be
munters aren't an accomplishment
evens i go, odds i don't, 0s i go to bed
look at this fucking dog
>>60232855
i am also good if not a little bit wavey
thx for asking :)))
>>60232853
ye sure
>>60232817
I'd prefer not to.
>>60232861
Thoughts?
>>60232870
a little bit wavey?
190 cm is better than the uruguayan manlet
>>60232787
pls respond
how do i deal with this girl that has confessed her love for me
i've sent some fairly cringe texts and so has she
>>60232888
yes mate i'm fucked
eating a crab
>>60232895
then you're on the same page and you should make her your gf
>>60232870
Alri lad.
How's Cecilia?
Mark still being a cunt about the washer?
>>60232908
ye but i'm very awkward when i'm not sniffing class a drugs
:///
>>60232910
safe mate
>>60232921
just make sure you're pinging 24/7 then hahahaha x
>>60232887
REALLY MAKES U THINK
>>60232925
god I wish I were that ciggy right now
>>60232933
not the pingers tonight mate wahey
on the old cokey cola, i can keep this up for a few day at most desu
>>60232868
I'm afraid I've seen this dog before.
The novelty is lost on me, and it brings me no satisfaction.
>>60232925
nowt wrong with this
Reckon Russian women are the most beautiful in the world
>>60232958
>>60232925
this 2bh
>>60232921
You get that promotion you were talking about, m8?
>2016
>still smoking
why???
>>60232946
business idea: each time you see her, be on a progressively weaker and weaker high
eventually you will just be yourself :)
>>60232983
ye sure mate whatever you say xx
>>60232985
banter innit
>>60232985
It's cool, it gives you "style"
>>60232989
>>60233002
it makes you look euphoric...just like the vaping shit
>>60232985
nicotine is a great high
just don't become addicted and raise your tolerance to where you're only smoking to not feel like shite (have a method)
>>60232953
just made this, bit proud
>>60232989
I'm beginning to suspect you aren't George at all...
When is your birthday?
>>60233026
anime and duolingo """tb.h"""
just typed the most coked up post and cutted it from my keyboard because it's a huge blog lmao
>>60233036
¿What does this mean?
>puts willy into piggy
>HURR DURRR TRUMP IS STUPID, DIVISIVE AND WRONG
fuck i also text my dad like 5 times when i was coked up with some probably very intense texts trying to explain something to him lmao
>>60233047
it is part of /lat/ memes....when a dumb monkey post...you just post it ;)))
chaturbate dot com slash izzy_perola
qt
>>60233067
What?
>>60233110
he's talkin bot dave
>>60233091
virus do not click lads
>>60233110
I'm talking about your "conservative" pm
require attention with immediate effect
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2016/06/01/britains-worst-paedophile-who-targeted-poverty-stricken-children/
so some guy from england who went to malaysia and fucked loads of kids is facing multiple life sentences back in the UK. obviously i think this particular guy should really be hung but how can UK courts prosecute people for crimes committed on the other side of the earth?
>>60233067
I mean, he legitimately said that climate change is a chinese conspiracy, and that women need to be punished for abortions.
So I do think he is kind of an idiot.
trump 2016!!
>>60233172
Think of a good cocktail I can make with finnish liquorice vodka.
It's very syrupy.
172
unfulfilled
>>60233178
Should be done in Malaysia for sure, UK prison will be Butlins by comparison.
>>60233206
thank you but i do not think i can drink much more alcohol tonight
>>60233209
this will do
talk to me about something and i'll type a 1000 word paragraph about it
>>60233209
sophie is better though
when does the narwhal bacon lads?
>>60233178
>Prosecutors made use of Section 72 of the Sexual Offences Act that allows a UK national to be charged in Britain for offences committed overseas.
for you my obviously-not-someone-who-is-contemplating-to-fuck-child-prostitute-oh-no-sir-not-me friend
>>60233232
midnight xD
Just did one of those poops that make your eyes water.
>>60233242
>tfw this is every poo for me because hemorrhoids
>>60233242
watcha been eatin lad?
>>60233209
No, that doesn't sound right.
It should be below 57 if my calculations are correct.
>>60233209
the canines are supposed to be the sharp ones, not the fucking lateral incisors
dumb bitch
>>60233180
I wouldn't go so far as to call it a Chinese conspiracy, but we all know that China/India will veto the fuck out of any global agreement on climate change that significantly impacts their economy
why did that post get so many (You)s today
>>60233222
irish weather
>>60233091
she/he/it/that has what looks like both natural tits and a willy
i don't get it
what was she born as and what's fake?
>>60233250
Had one of those once. Not fun.
>>60233254
Haven't changed anything major in my diet.
>mfw
>>60233222
dublin motorways
>>60233271
nah i can't do it
i have a 750 character blog post about my night that i have written but don't want to post because i will get rinsed for it
>>60233222
enfield service station
>>60233314
post it u melt
who gives a shit
5am /brit/ is p chill anyway
Someone fucking kill me already
>>60233294
>>mfw
>that image
fuck off 9gageddit
>>60233222
the enfield service station
Did you know that although Thor is the sworn enemy of giants, giants are actually not that bad? Some are even in the same pantheon and marry gods
>>60233269
I mean, China and India are huge polluters, but per capita, the US is still the worst.
I sympathise with the second world perspective of "fuck it, we'll change when we get to live like americans".
Someone has to be the first to take a step down the ladder;
>>60233331
me on the right having a peek
>>60233333
congratulations
>>60233326
prepare for normieism
here's my blog post
was with this one girl all night who wanted to fug but she was being bare awkward about it so my mates told me to get with another girl right in front of her to see if that encouraged her
and then this girl literally pulled me out and got with me because i'd got with her like 5 weeks ago and the other one looked horrified
then she went missing
then i saw at her a house party later and she very bluntly said "i thought you were getting with that other girl" and i didn't sleep with either of them hahahahaha
although one has text me and said she cares for me greatly and wants to meet another time and we have exchanged some very cringey drunk texts, and i have also arranged to meet her on friday so probably a shag then
idk
wahey
>>60233369
was about to say you fucked up but if you're meeting her later then it's probs ok x
>>60233405
nah i posted the text earlier right
she said she wanted to come with me but had to take her fucked friend home
she said she's out on friday at same club as me and will meet then
if not i may have to do some sober chat (spoopy)
>>60232090
All the pakis i know in American despise Pakistan, one even refuses to speak the language anymore and most are athiests. Why does england import the absolutely most shit tier immigrants at least here in bongland the shity ones come illegally.
any memes lads?
>>60233441
cold out
>>60233369
hahaha
>>60233449
wahey xoxoxoxox
>>60233441
About 8 and 1/2 kilograms, I think.
Why?
>>60233432
I meant burgerland sorry,
Here in burgerland.
>>60233417
>>60233481
that's what i mean x
hope it works out well for yis
>>60233502
thx xoxo
although there's like 2 weeks of uni left so it's a bit of a shit timing
doing a swim
>>60233511
what are you even doing at uni if you're done exams and you can do this all the time kek
>>60233234
isn't it crazy how child prostitutes exist openly in south east asia and yet if british police find out you had anything to do with them during your trip they can give you a long prison sentence?
>>60233536
my year has finished but term doesn't officially end for a few weeks
my only responsibility is getting fucked currently
delusional far rightists believe Putin in in their side haha
having a go
>>60233017
/luso/ hates memes
dracula more like draCOOLa
>>60233584
i heard that /luso/ is filled of legitimate homos, is it truth??
>>60233432
>All the pakis i know in American despise Pakistan, one even refuses to speak the language anymore
Those Pakistanis are always the biggest jokes because they are so self conscious.
I remember some Indo-Trinidadian basically outed a Paki who pretended to be from Trinidad and basically embarrassed him on the spot.
>>60233604
You know how Brazilians are, they can suck dick 3 hours straight.
>>60233650
brazilians are dumb monkeys
shit nigger fuck anus willy bum nigger bum nigger fuck i hate everyone who isn't wite i wish everyone who isn't white would drop dead
>>60233598
SLAM IN THE BACK OF MY DRAGULA
>>60233666
Even a fly has more IQ than a Brazilian.
>shit nigger fuck anus willy bum nigger bum nigger fuck i hate everyone who isn't wite i wish everyone who isn't white would drop dead
Mates the girl at my local sandwich shop looks JUST like that sissy brit who gets his hair combed. She even has a British accent. Someone post the pic.
I want to ask her out but I don't know how
>>60233710
everybody knows that
>>60233713
fun fact i type the whole thing with my eyes closed, and i accidentally type "ass" though but i deleted that because i didnt want to get called a yank
>>60233168
Hes more conservative than the fat bloated socialist trumpf...
>>60233728
here we are
nothing worse than a bitchy cam whore
>>60233740
paki
>>60233728
tell her that her vaginal pheromones make her an appealing mate to you
>>60233744
What are you on about you glutinous Yank
>>60233771
are the irish considered subhumans in the UK??
>>60233793
Yes
>>60233825
bloody hell
>>60233744
kek'd
cannot sleep
>>60233839
¿Are Hondurans considered subhumans in Mexico?
>>60233786
>sissy brit
poleaboo comes to mind if I'm honest
weeeew lad the first girl deleted her snapchat of me and her from her story
>>60233900
¿Do you unironically own a sombrero?
>>60233968
CHI
>>60233968
there are chicanos who unironically wear cowboy hats and sombreros here in arizona
>Favorite Music
* simple plan
* evanescence
* aerosmith
* guns n'roses
* bon jovi
* backstreet boys
* shania twain
* stevie wonder
* hilary duff
* sophie ellis bextor
* shakira
* carlos baute
* flo rida
* usher
* rio roma
* cher
* aventura
* wiz khalifa
* mika
* one direction
>>60234002
noice
>Favorite Music
I'd rather not say
>>60234064
..CHUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
>>60234064
not sure how a britANO living in thailand can be a chicano
cowboy hats are superior to sombreros since they channel rain better and are lighter
baffles me that Apex never got to 1 million views
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EbW5jJZ7NwQ
give it a watch would ya
thx
>>60234104
all immigrants are chicanos
(spoiler) yes i know chicano are a reference to mexican-americans(spoiler)
>not sure how a britANO living in thailand can be a chicano
>>60234126
halo
>>60234125
didn't know women existed in thailand
tried resting my head for 10 minutes
nothing happened
>>60234209
I know that feel.
>been up since 4. Its my day off, I just wanna sleep.
Hopefully its a nice day though, been sunny the last few days ive had to work.
>>60234196
There's loads, even the men are women ._.
>>60234208
cs:go?
>>60234208
>being able to afford an xbox one and halo 5
fuck off literal billionaire
Just had a wank in the shower.
Forgot how disgusting it was when cum mixes with water.
>>60234275
not a reddit (pc) gamer pleb
although H5 is coming to PC if ur onit
https://news.xbox.com/2016/05/19/forging-ahead-the-halo-forge-experience-comes-to-windows-10-pc/
>>60234291
i haven't spent over 40 quid on anything since i got an xbone
>tfw /gf2016/ may be happening
>>60234332
>not a reddit (pc) gamer pleb
o i am mad
>although H5 is coming to PC if ur onit
oh sweet, I actually am (onit)
how mad you gonna be when there's loads of sick mods and maps etc. on PC? :^)
>>60234332
Shoulda got a ps4 mate.
We jave bloodborne, digimon and euhm, shit.
>tfw only got a ps4 because youve had every sony console since the psx
Not a fanboy though honest.
>>60234365
>windows 10 game
>mods
Okay lad
>>60234332
disappointed with you on several levels
>>60234417
>microsoft pushing wangblows 10 this hard
everything went downhill after ballmer
>'erbs
>>60234365
i'm more excited to see the PC elitists that think they'll dominate online with their kb+m get absolutely shit on by us lads who know that two using two (2) analogue sticks takes more skill then using one (1) mouse.
>>60234474
it is actually much harder to use a mouse and keyboard in technical games
see: dark souls
>>60234417
>It's impossible to mod windows 10 games.
Doesn't appear to be the case at all. If it ever will be, it'll be circumvented like everything else.
>>60234474
AYYY lmao, is it seriously going to be cross platform?
console kiddies will be btfo
>>60234493
>playing dark souls with a mouse and keyboard
>>60234493
m+kb is good for shooters
dark souls is not a shooter
>>60234516
exactly. nobody does it because it is much harder to do than using an xbox controller
>>60234516
>playing meme souls
might do a fight club, haven't played das3 in a while
>>60234485
because playing videogames
because being excited for new games
because playing consoles
because playing/caring about halo
because xbox
because getting halo themed xbox consoles
because being exited for new halo games on xbox
>>60234493
it's actually not
u nerds on PC r jus trash
>>60234498
yep
and nah they won't
plenty of reddit plebs use xim (http://xim4.com/) already to play h5 with a kb+m and although some of them are pretty decent, they can't fuck with top players (like me)
gotta go to a job centre workshop at 10
2 damn hours it lasts
gonna drop some speed now then a few benzos to chill me out before I have to go
#neetlife
>>60234540
I don't even play it but I know you're retarded if you do with a keyboard and mouse.
>tfw mates call me a chav for wearing track tops and polo shirts.
I just want maximum comfort is that so bad?
got a gig in icelands
>>60234533
You understand there's a difference between an rpg and an fps, right? There's a reason nobody uses a control pad as a mouse. FLick 0v da wrist an clicc dat shieet. Not pushing bumpers and waiting for the crosshair to get there XDDD
>>60234549
Yeah but that's using a mod controller, if the game's not designed for it, it won't be as fluid.
>>60234589
>got a gig in icelands
>>60234559
Heres an idea mate. Dont do the speed.
Jesus christ, speed is for when you need to clean the house because your parents are coming over.
>>60234589
is that why mums go
Ok now that the spics have fucked off can someone tell me why they call British posters "pirates?"
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>>60234652
>>60234522
>>60234609
I SAID TECHNICAL GAMES YOU FUCKS
STOP FUCKING BULLYING ME
>>60232021
He got Knocked halfway back to pakistan already by Canelo.
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