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take a look at the other thread to figure out why I made this one janny edition
i see you
>>60224761
Didn't want to link x
why does australia and new zealand share a general with the balkan states.
The collapse of the USSR was a mistake lads
you can't run away from us, faggot
>>60224975
te mataron el circlejerk alberto aksdlasldakljkl
Oltiin Testo Manin ja Raudon kaa tänään salilla, otettiin siinä vinopenaa. Tehtiin vaan sellasii kevyitä pumppisarjoja 150 kilolla ...
No anyway, siihen viereen tulee joku kynäniska piipittämään "hei tota te varmaan osaatte neuvoo mistä sais hommattuu *LISÄRAVINTEITA* ?"
Mitä VITTUA!!! ei kai kundi ala VIHJAILLA MITÄÄN? Testo vastaa kundille "Sun kannattaa varmaan käydä osoitteessa www.go4fit.com , siellä on ihan vitusti aineita." Kundi alkaa sopertamaan "en mä tarkota semmosii lisäravinteita, vaan anabolisia ravinteita"
Huudetaan kaikki kolme yhteen ääneen "VITUN HORMOONI HOMO!!! MEE VITTUUN SIITÄ ME EI KÄY-TE-TÄ MI-TÄÄN!"
HAH! kundi lähtee veke naama paloauton punasena ja höpisee itsekseen jotain, kaikki salilla katselee kundia PAHEKSUEN!
Me otetaan pitkät kulaukset kreatiini-colaa ja jatketaan naureskellen treeniä. Kundihan selvästi vihjaili et ME käytettäis, tai MAHDOLLISESTI tiedettäis doping-aineista jotain... EI VITTU! kaikenlaisia ÄLYKÄÄPIÖITÄ salille eksyy...
una desesperacion para mantener el circlejerk, a manotazos de ahogado el miembro promedio del general intenta subsistir
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LlKpL68rgSo
>>60225001
No wonder Italy is at 20% unemployment when Italians spend their time being silly on the internet.
>british colonies
ooga booga jihad
Canada
>french colonies
ooga booga jihad
>american colonies
ASJKASJKASJKAS CHICANOOOO
>brazilian colonies
HUAHUEHUEHUEHUE
>spanish colonies
Intelligent, civilized asian and caribbean islanders
>anglos will defend their poverty-tier """colonies"""
>>60224333
nice thread desu
feel a bit sorry for the yanks having to put up with these ''''''''''''''''''''''''people''''''''''''''''''
>>60225075
nice banter nerd
>Americans who say "lad"
>Americans who say "m8"
>Americans who post in metric
Never reply to these beta lords; these artisans of cringe. Never reply to these impressionable and untouchable permavirgins. Understand that they never bathe and they are hated by even their own families. God himself likens them to swine excrement. Literally throw rocks at them until they are dead and gone.
>>60225079
¿cuanto lleva poniendo eso?
>>60225079
eres el argentino mas odioso del mundo x dR0ss
Generals are just a spook
>>60225116
Yank speaks truth. Heritagefags are the worst.
>>60225145
por lo menos 4 meses
es mogolico con ganas
My laaaaads, cookies or biscuits??
PIRATAS OUT
I hate the British.
They are defeated, but have no shame.
They are stubborn, but have no pride.
They endure, but they have no courage.
I hate the British.
Quieren bajarme y no saben como hacer,
Porque este pibito no va a correr.
Me miras en la tele , te quieres matar,
La envidia te mata me quieres llevar.
Por ser un pibito bien cumbiambero,
Me subis a tu patrullero.
Porque si un negro corre dicen que ese robó,
Vamos a llevarlo preso que algo se afanó.
Si un cheto lo hace, no, no,
Ese pibe no robó.
Si un negro corre dicen que ese robó,
Vamos a llevarlo preso que algo se afanó.
Si un cheto lo hace, no, no,
Ese pibe no robó.
Quieren bajarme y no saben como hacer,
Porque este pibito no va a correr.
Me miras en la tele , te quieres matar,
La envidia te mata me quieres llevar.
Por ser un pibito bien cumbiambero,
Me subis a tu patrullero.
Porque si un negro corre dicen que ese robó,
Vamos a llevarlo preso que algo se afanó.
Si un cheto lo hace, no, no,
Ese pibe no robó.
Si un negro corre dicen que ese robó,
Vamos a llevarlo preso que algo se afanó.
Si un cheto lo hace, no, no,
Ese pibe no robó,
Ese pibe no robó,
Ese pibe no robó,
Ese pibe no robó,
Ese pibe no robó,
Ese pibe no robó.
Where the fuck is the janny, seriously..
FUCK YOU FUCKING JFS FUCK YOU CUNTS FUCK YOU REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
FUCK OFF FUCK YOU SHUT THE FUCK UP CALM THE FUCK DOWN FUCK YOU PACK IT THE FUCK IN FUCK YOU REEEEEEEEE
>>60225185
Gib pizza plox
>>60225196
>Australians
>Waell wikki wally zoo and call me a butlah m8 struth, I gaut tah hand diggero doo cunt
>British
>Tip top curd my lurds toodle pee gawd praise the quuuweeen and I've a crumpet right heah
>New Zealanders
>Hih gihs whits ip dick dick dicks dicks?
Canadians
>I am NOUT American. Le poutine and reddit
>>60225193
WHAT GAINS OF GRAB AN IRISH AND MAKE A BROWN KID X goDDDD
>>60225196
im here
QUICK REMINDER THAT THIS THREAD IS THE ONLY THING PATHETIC ARGIES CAN MUSTER WHEN YOU POLITELY REMIND THEM THAT JUST BEING A BIT NEAR SOME ISLANDS DOESN'T MEAN YOU OWN THEM
NO SURRENDER TO THE BLOODY ARGIES
LET'S GO TO /luso/ KIDS, /brit/ IS BORING
>>60214436
>>60214436
>>60214436
Hé¨HE´hé
>>60225238
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y7rKsMXJ7rQ
7x1
GOD SAVE THE QUEEN
QEPD
>>60225193
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BniyC33QdjM
>>60224333
Lets cuck the uk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BlGkWlnbTcQ
They want to get out and do not know how to do,
Because this kid is not going to run.
Watch me on TV, you want to kill,
Envy kill you I want to take.
For being a well cumbiambero kid,
Me subis to your patrol.
Because if a black run they say that that stole,
We are going to take him prisoner that something is used.
If a cheto does, no, no,
That kid not robbed.
If a black run tell that that stole,
We are going to take him prisoner that something is used.
If a cheto does, no, no,
That kid not robbed.
They want to get out and do not know how to do,
Because this kid is not going to run.
Watch me on TV, you want to kill,
Envy kill you I want to take.
For being a well cumbiambero kid,
Me subis to your patrol.
Because if a black run they say that that stole,
We are going to take him prisoner that something is used.
If a cheto does, no, no,
That kid not robbed.
If a black run tell that that stole,
We are going to take him prisoner that something is used.
If a cheto does, no, no,
That kid not stole,
That kid not stole,
That kid not stole,
That kid not stole,
That kid not stole,
That kid not robbed.
>>60225254
FUCK YOU FUCK OFF WOP CUNT FUCK YOU WANT TO GO TO WAR? FUCK YOU HAHAHAH SHITALY FUCK YOU MUSSO REEEEEEEEEEE
allah save the caliph!
>>60225285
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aMlbNJD3tjM
THE FALKLANDS ARE BRITISH AND WILL ALWAYS BE BRITISH
>mfw the UK is so cucked that their national news channel is called BBC
evening lads
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tYzdMOa9hEc
Thoughts?
>>60225245
no, hues helped us may /balt/ because they refused to come
corre guachin
>>60225345
hello how was your day
>>60225355
fuck off heritage faggot
I came here to shitpost.
it's shit
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gsMiig9-jGA
De onsker at komme ud og ved ikke hvordan man gor,
Fordi dette barn ikke kommer til at kore.
Se mig på TV, du onsker at dræbe,
Misundelse dræbe dig jeg onsker at tage.
For at være et godt cumbiambero barn,
Mig subis til din patrulje.
Fordi hvis en sort kore de siger at der stjal,
Vi skal tage ham fange at noget er brugt.
Hvis en cheto ikke, nej, nej,
At kid ikke bestjålet.
Hvis en sort kore fortælle at der stjal,
Vi skal tage ham fange at noget er brugt.
Hvis en cheto ikke, nej, nej,
At kid ikke bestjålet.
De onsker at komme ud og ved ikke hvordan man gor,
Fordi dette barn ikke kommer til at kore.
Se mig på TV, du onsker at dræbe,
Misundelse dræbe dig jeg onsker at tage.
For at være et godt cumbiambero barn,
Mig subis til din patrulje.
Fordi hvis en sort kore de siger at der stjal,
Vi skal tage ham fange at noget er brugt.
Hvis en cheto ikke, nej, nej,
At kid ikke bestjålet.
Hvis en sort kore fortælle at der stjal,
Vi skal tage ham fange at noget er brugt.
Hvis en cheto ikke, nej, nej,
At knægten stjal ikke,
At knægten stjal ikke,
At knægten stjal ikke,
At knægten stjal ikke,
At knægten stjal ikke,
At kid ikke bestjålet.
>>60225238
noo te calentesss
>>60225345
Being raided atm lad. You might want to get out for a bit.
how big is her penis?
>>60225376
alri, new flag system is weird
>>60225399
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QSmDyazPv8s
>>60225405
how's nottinghamshire this time of year
belfast is buzzing with the warm weather
I hate myself
LAS ISLAS MALVINAS ARGENTINAS
Is this the playground
>>60225399
>ywn titfuck her and spunk all over her face
Which one, /lat/?
nos vamos del /brit/ si ayudan a matar /ausnz/?
>>60225460
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7D3pNVq0Em0
FROM A COUNTY MAYO TOWN CAME A MAN OF GREAT RENOWN
AS A SAILOR AND A SOLDIER WAS NONE BOLDER
HE WENT TO AMERICA AT AN EARLY AGE THEY SAY
AS A CABIN BOY TO SAIL THE WIDE WORLD OVER
THEN ADVENTURE TOOK HIM SOUTH TO THE DEL LA PLATA MOUTH
SAN MARTIN WAS ON THE ROUTE IN ARGENTINA
SO THREE WHALING SHIPS HE BOUGHT AND BRAZIL AND SPAIN HE FOUGHT
AND FREEDOM THEY HE SOUGHT FOR ARGENTINA
NOW ADMIRAL WILLIAM BROWN YOU'RE A MAN OF COURAGE SHOWN
AND IN BATTLES FOUGHT THE ODDS WERE ALL AGAINST YOU
BUT YOUR IRISH HEART WAS STRONG AND IN MEMORY STILL LIVES ON
AND IN IRELAND THERE ARE SOME THAT DON'T FORGET YOU
ON ST. PATRICK'S DAY IT'S TOLD YOU HAD MANY VICTORIES BOLD
AND YOU DEFEATED ALL INVADERS THUGS AND BULLIES
THEN THROUGH THE PAMPAS ROSE AND YOU FOUND A HAPPY HOME--
LAS ISLAS MALVINAS ARGENTINA
HE HAD HEARD OF IRISH HANDS IN THE NOBLE GALLANT BANDS
THAT HELPED TO FREE THE LAND CALLED ARGENTINA
HE HAD HEARD WITH GREAT ACCLAIM THE PATRICIOS NAME
AND FAME, WHEN IN 1806 THE BRITISH CAME FOR SLAUGHTER
AND TO THIS VERY DAY IN THE ARGENTINE THEY SAY
THE ENGLISH RAN AWAY FROM BUENOS AIRES
TO THE ISLANDS FURTHER DOWN AND THEY TOOK THEM FOR THE CROWN --
LAS ISLAS MALVINAS ARGENTINA
WE REMEMBER WILLIAM BROWN AND HIS LAND OF GREAT RENOWN
HE, INVADER OF THE ISLANDS FROM YOUR COUNTRY
WHEN 1833 WHERE BY PIRATES FORCE TO FLEE
AND IN IRELAND SURE WE KNOW THE STORY FULLY
AND THE PEOPLE THAT WENT TOO TO THE ARGENTINE WHEN NEW,
TO ESCAPE THE ENGLISH LAWS AND WARS AND FAMINE
THEY PROVED A LOYAL CREW JUST LIKE ALL THE IRISH DO--
LAS ISLAS MALVINAS ARGENTINA
THE OLD COLONIAL DAYS AND THE CRUEL ENGLISH WAYS
WITH HER THUNDER PLUNDER WE WILL TEACH THE NATIVES
FOR THE BRITS ARE GOING TO WAR JUST LIKE WHITELOCK DID BEFORE
WITH HER S***PS & GUNS & DRUMS & FLAGS & BANNERS
IN THE EMPIRE DAYS OF OLD WHEN THEY MURDERED FOR THE GOLD
AND PARADED IT AROUND THE STREETS OF LONDON
OH NO HUMAN RIGHTS WERE GIVEN TO THE NATIVES DEAD OR LIVING--
LAS ISLAS MALVINAS ARGENTINA
>>60225440
Been overcast as shit desu, summer should of started by now
>>60225473
i can understand spanish you elder spic
>>60225441
Make some pizza and be happy again
how is this possible?
how that thing sticks to her penis?
>this is what non-whites unironically think counts as content for a thread
>>60225489
shame, weather's been great here.
there are trees fucking everywhere where i live so i didn't see as much sun as i would like
>>60225466
Left, I'm ain't no pedo tho
>>60225473
ausnz esta muerto en este momento, habria que joder a luso o a cum o algun pais europeo
United Kingdom sucks ass. Here's how come:
>Weather is shit (literally rainy 24/7 and cold even in the summer)
>People are ugly
>Food is awful
>No freedom as the UK is literally a nanny state (e.g. can get arrested for saying "faggot" out in public, can't own a gun, etc.)
>Expensive as fuck and houses are the size of my bathroom
>Boring as hell
>Still has a monarchy in 2016
U.K. sucks ass. No wonder we declared independence against you chav bastards.
>>>60225014
los piratas estan huyendo a otro general
>>60225364
based danny d
trump doesn't seem so bad now
>>60225466
this one
>>60225517
>brit banter
would kill for the warmth of another person right now
>>60225528
Look, it's the brits little bitch again!
Comer burritos e siesta tb.h
>>60225567
and you forgot about the sharia law
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b2nlIfn8tNA
Recommend we stop buying Dolmio desu
Italian economy will be in ruin by Monday
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAJJJJJJJJJ
what's going on in here then
>>60225567
>Italy declaring independence from the UK
Get fucked you smelly wogs
>>60225517
Even their bants is polite, I kinda like brits.
es que cerca de mi casa viva una piba
que por 5 magos te chupa la pinga
yo la conozco desde muy pendeja
por eso no me cobra si quiero tocar sus tetas
Ella vive a dos casas de mi puntero
por eso cuando voy a comprar faso la veo
ella me dice: "chico, invítame a fumar que ese es rico"
No te asustes por lo que te cuento
pero en mi vecindario todo esto es cierto
todos tienen fierros, yuta tiene miedo
entonces tiran sin preguntar primero
y esquivando balas en mi bicicleta
voy a casa de mi puntero a buscar mi hierba
El tiene ese faso rico
que cuando lo fumo quedo bien chino
y cuando salgo estoy atento
por que esos putos siempre se están escondiendo
los azules me persiguen por que fumo marihuana
y yo lo mando ah!!!
Yo los pierdo por un camino de tierra
la lancha no me alcanza, esta hecha mierda
algo se baja me empieza a correr
pero no van agarrarme por que se que hacer
No voy a dejar de pedalear
hasta que salga por atrás a la calle pilar
y voy a doblar en el chandia
por que yo se que ahí hay un solo policía
Ese me conoce no me a parar
sabe que no ando en nada ilegal
sabe que solo vengo de comprar mi hierba
para tirarme bajo el sol y fumarme una vela
dos velas, tres velas, cuatro velas.
Y son solo palabras por que fierro no tengo
pero la yuta quiere allanar mi gheto
me buscan a mí por que no tienen huevos
de tirotearse con esos que mueven a terceros
yo los espero que vengan cuando quieran
mirando los simpsons y fumando una vela
dos velas, tres velas, cuatro velas, y con cinco velas, seis velas, siete velas, ocho velas, y con nueve nueve digo la la la la laa...
>>60225638
MAMA MIA!
>>60225364
>no Ella
JUST
What we italians on /int/ should embrace is the stereotypes that 4chan have about us. Don't be apologetic, don't be patheic with #notallitalianscampaign.Embrace it. Yes we are druglords. Yes we will behead you. Yes we will invade your land with inmigrants. Viva italia , America will be italians in the near future.Neckbeard neets can only complain on 4chan. The leftist media is on our side. Edgy 4channers only dare to spout their hatred here on the internet, for they are pussies in real life while we italians, we prepare to die for our deen.Remember, infiltrate their families, marry their daughters, put sombreros on them and make italians culture the law of the land in the whole of the Americas.
not a big fan of these so to speak """JFs"""
>>60225618
me too ;_;
I'll come back tomorrow...
(fag who reads this)
>>60225771
Ok Marco, now make some pizza
>>60225810
CHE PIRATA Y EL /BRIT/???
>>60225810
jaja
>>60225810
Dear /int/, I have a story to share. There's no question attached to it really, it's just something /int/ relevant that happened to me 2 years ago and has been bugging me to this date.
>be in Visby, Sweden
>hang out with a group of Italian dudes
>be pretty high on hash and booze but sober enough to understand what's happening and unfortunately form memories
>Italian dudes pick up a couple of Swedish speaking sandnigger bitches
>bitches suck up to the Italians and ignore you completely
>don't give a shit tbqh
>suddenly the bitches start praising Italian men for being "real men" and say that Swedish men are pussies
>Italians ask "what about british men"
>bitches say that they're even worse because they're pussies and ugly
>be absolutely dumbfounded, Navy Seals copypasta starts playing in your head
>can't be bothered to try and start and argument
>just end up pretending to be too high to understand and after a while silently sneak away back to your boat
There you go, just had to get it off my chest. Sorry I failed you /int/.
>a britcuck enters our thread
Claudio Borghi: ¿Cuándo te fuiste al Milán te pagaban mucho o poco? ”Ni lo uno ni lo otro, sino todo lo contrario”.
“Agarré un poco pal hueveo cuando un día me llamaron para ser DT de la U”
Borghi una vez contó una; dice que el preparador físico de no sé que equipo le dijo que tenía que dejar de fumar para poder rendir, en eso el periodista le dice, y qué hiciste? La chancha le responde, lo dejé, el periodista replica, dejaste de fumar? No, dejé de jugar...
Francisco Huaiquipán: Francisco, excelente partido. Felicitaciones por sus goles. Pero, dígame como esta su pierna? ”Mi pierna está bien, en la casa, cuidando a mis hijos, y le quisiera mandar un saludo, que la quiero mucho y que me espere con algo rico”.
“Ven pa ca’ poh weón, arreglemos las cosas aquí, altiro”, a su técnico Hernán Ibarra
“Te espero en el camarín conchatumadre, ahí arreglamos las cosas como hombre poh weon”, a su técnico Hernán Ibarra.
Carlos Caszely: “De una combinación entre Alexis Sánchez y Suazo recién se hace un Caszely”.
- “No tengo por qué estar de acuerdo con lo que pienso”.
Frank Lobos: - “Estoy muy emocionado porque no todos los días se viaja a Europa”, en una gira por Estados Unidos con la “Roja” Sub 20.
- ¿Puede deletrear Neculñir? ”A ver… (piensa), ahhh… fácil: NE- CUL- ÑIR”.
Mayne-Nicholls: - “Si fue un saludo frío entre Bielsa y Piñera, no sé como serán los calientes”.
Chiqui Chavarría: “Estaba consciente que tenía que entrar con una jugada fuerte y gracias a Dios salió lesionado (Francescoli)”.
>>60225818
hijo de puta
>this thread
>>60225810
Månen Pluto er en historie epic af science fiction og fantasy, hvor vi vil modes Claudia, piget ogra er slået ind på en hemmelig mission, på sin vej moder med Knaach love, der vil være hendes partner og en nær ven. Men ved en mærkelig omstændighed, far til Claudia, Metallus, vil blive opkrævet med en forbrydelse og nu intet vil være det samme, begynder en historie, hvor ikke alt er som det ser ud, mange eventyr og hemmeligheder sure fremtiden for vores tegn.
En bog, som jeg kunne lide meget, du virkelig mærke at slagge har stamme af forfatter. Historien er meget underholdende og adræt, læse flyver. Det henfalde ikke til enhver tid og er ikke tung og forvirret. Tegnene er meget karismatisk og sjovt, du kan elske dem lige med det samme. Hele historien har mange farvestoffer fra slagge, som vi kender fra dit humor til analogier og sammenligninger, som vi finder i bogen. Jeg må sige at jeg blev overrasket, det tiltrak mig bogen, men jeg ikke tror, at du, han vil begge overgår mine forventninger.
Dem, der onsker at læse en historie let og frisk, hvor science fiction og fantasy deltage, månen af Pluto er en anbefalet bog, give ham en chance, og de vil blive overrasket, fra born til voksne.
>>60225810
te matamoos pirata
Escrevi sai correndo, pau no cu de quem tá lendo.
AHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHHHAHAHHAHAHAAHAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHHHAHAHHAHAHAAHAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHHHAHAHHAHAHAAHAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHHHAHAHHAHAHAAHAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHHHAHAHHAHAHAAHAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHHHAHAHHAHAHAAHAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHHHAHAHHAHAHAAHAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHHHAHAHHAHAHAAHAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHHHAHAHHAHAHAAHAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHHHAHAHHAHAHAAHAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHHHAHAHHAHAHAAHAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHHHAHAHHAHAHAAHAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHHHAHAHHAHAHAAHAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHHHAHAHHAHAHAAHAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHHHAHAHHAHAHAAHAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHHHAHAHHAHAHAAHAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHHHAHAHHAHAHAAHAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHHHAHAHHAHAHAAHA
>>60225861
THE SHEEEEL OF YOUR MOTHEEEER ALL BOYS
>foreigners trying to banter
we clearly didn't genocide you lot enough when we colonised you
>>60225923
ok
>>60225861
i'm sorry
>>60225810
we win
u lose
cheers
Do what want cause a pirate is free
ayy
going to get a glass of water
might squeeze a bit of lemon juice into it
exciting times, these.
alright whe is this raid shit going to be over
>>60225961
el piRATA
>>60225923
ok
>>60225940
es que cerca de mi casa viva una piba
que por 5 magos te chupa la pinga
yo la conozco desde muy pendeja
por eso no me cobra si quiero tocar sus tetas
Ella vive a dos casas de mi puntero
por eso cuando voy a comprar faso la veo
ella me dice: "chico, invítame a fumar que ese es rico"
No te asustes por lo que te cuento
pero en mi vecindario todo esto es cierto
todos tienen fierros, yuta tiene miedo
entonces tiran sin preguntar primero
y esquivando balas en mi bicicleta
voy a casa de mi puntero a buscar mi hierba
El tiene ese faso rico
que cuando lo fumo quedo bien chino
y cuando salgo estoy atento
por que esos putos siempre se están escondiendo
los azules me persiguen por que fumo marihuana
y yo lo mando ah!!!
Yo los pierdo por un camino de tierra
la lancha no me alcanza, esta hecha mierda
algo se baja me empieza a correr
pero no van agarrarme por que se que hacer
No voy a dejar de pedalear
hasta que salga por atrás a la calle pilar
y voy a doblar en el chandia
por que yo se que ahí hay un solo policía
Ese me conoce no me a parar
sabe que no ando en nada ilegal
sabe que solo vengo de comprar mi hierba
para tirarme bajo el sol y fumarme una vela
dos velas, tres velas, cuatro velas.
Y son solo palabras por que fierro no tengo
pero la yuta quiere allanar mi gheto
me buscan a mí por que no tienen huevos
de tirotearse con esos que mueven a terceros
yo los espero que vengan cuando quieran
mirando los simpsons y fumando una vela
dos velas, tres velas, cuatro velas, y con cinco velas, seis velas, siete velas, ocho velas, y con nueve nueve digo la la la la laa...
>>60225978
YOU ARE A PIRATE!
>>60225940
you just got banted out of your own thread jaja
>>60225989
bad for your teeth lad
>>60225816
el britbongo seniores
>>60226010
YO MOMMA!!!!!!
>watched this movie years ago
>remember it
>decide to do some research on it
>Yfw gladiators were real
>>60226031
i drink enough coffee not to care that much tbqh
going to get my teeth whitened soon enough anyway
Chilean Earthquake aid by country:
United Nations: 10,000,000 USD
India: 5,000,000
Australia 4,400,000
European Union: 4,000,000
Australia (- Queensland direct aid): 3,900,000
Japan: 3,000,000
China 2,000,000
Canada: 2,000,000
Norway: 1,670,000
Italy: 1,450,000
Germany: 1,450,000
Indonesia: 1,000,000
Sweden: 720,000
Queensland, Australia: 500,000
United Kingdom: 380,000
Taiwan: 200.000
Vietnam 150,000
Croatia 90,000
Singapur 50,000
Abkhazia: 5,000
Argentina: 2,000+ tons and a field hospital and experts and mobilized part of its army.
Spain 150 tons
Bolivia 40 tons
Peru 30 tons and a field hospital
Russia: 28 tons
Ecuador 19 tons and taking back 42 ecuadorian inmigrants
Cuba: 12 tons
Mexico 3 tons
United States: 90,000 rations and 25 cellphones
Brasil: Field hospital and mobilized part of the army
Colombia: Field hospital
Israel: Field hospital
Finland: Field hospital
Qatar: People
Uruguay People
Costa Rica: People
New Zealand: People
Germany: People
Switzerland: People
Thailand: People
Pakistan: People
Paraguay: Doctors
Flanders, Belgium : Doctors
>>60226035
so... we raid canacucks aswell?
am /lat/ poster and am sorry fo r my generation
*tosses a Green Card to distract the Latin posters*
el pirata se fue para /CUM/
>>>60225713
>>>60225713
>>>60225713
>>60226067
>25 cellphones
de nada
>>60226067
>tons
of memes
>>60217206
>>60217206
a fucking leafy thread
>>60226029
Har har fiddle dee dee being a pirate is alright to be
>>60226067
>ration and 25 cellphones
Fucking Americans
>>60226224
yah and 10 million dollars nbd, even if you hate us you have to admit that we are objectively open handed with disaster aid
>>60203870
/brit/ refugees welcome
Latino shitposting has no power here
Herbs lads
Where do you actually buy leaves of herbs?
>>60226310
Big supermarkets usually sell the plants.
where is herts
thanks god /lat/ raid finally stopped xD
look at this fucking dog
>>60226308
mira a mi me caen super bien los irlandeses
te explico, mi tio tiene una empresa en la 3ra region, es sobre extraer tierra para que las otras empresas saquen el cobre
mira lo que yo quiero decirte es que te doy trabajo
como aca en chile estan bien mirados los irlandeses te podemos dar pega
cualquier cosa me llamai
y si no te gusta la mineria podemos hacer un negocio afuera de la PUC, mi universidad
la PUC es la mejor universidad de latinoamerica
te puedo preguntar algo?
cual es la mejor universidad de irlanda, tengo esa duda
bueno perrito, si queri hacer negocios me llamai, me caen bien los irlandeses jaja...
>>60226457
dale dale postea sobre la union sovietica ajsjkl
This place is never fun, but this, this is fucking anti-fun.
>>60226497
ya lo hize
>>60226527
>perpetuating autism
classic yank
>>60226517
I look at my fall super good english
I mean, my uncle has a company in the 3rd region, it is about removing land for other businesses to exploit copper
Look what I want to say is that I give you work
as here in Chile are well looked englishmen we can give paste
anything I llamai
and if you do not like mining can make a business out of the PUC , my university
PUC is the best university in Latin America
I can ask you something ?
which is the best university in Ireland , I have that doubt
good puppy, if queri do business llamai me , I like them english haha ..
>>60226527
/lat/ threads are like one long raid anyway, points for trying though
>>60226527
The idea of spending an hour spamming a thread doesn't sound appealing. Maybe because I'm 24.
durante su ninez....
Why hasn't our resident groundskeeper done anything though? Seriously?
do /brit/ will hate me even more for this raiding?
screen just went orange
oh fug serjey forgot to yeast tank DDDDDD:
>aM i ThE oNly oNe FUcKinG CounTeR raIdiNg? tHiS iSn't a ReAl lIfe mIliTaRy sItuATioN, aMeRica DoEsN't HAvE To dO EveRythIng ItSelf
>>60226527
Have you been in a /lat/ thread? It's impossible to shit post in.
>>60226656
prepare to be liberated
>>60226654
aprende ingles y despues hablas
>>60226675
your "friends" don't want to help you lmao
Does anyone here ACTUALLY use deodorant?
>>60226479
my dog was that colour when he was younger
>>60226681
doubt he'll even get the reference tbqh. you're not relevant netherlands, as much as it pains me to tell you this
>>60226699
eveces no me sale la hablada en ingles.
>>60226661
Made me chuckle
>>60226703
i do
>>60226703
Yeah, it's quicker than a shower
>>60226727
b-but he posts in a european general surely he must've seen the world cup at least once
>>60226727
actually i fully understood the joke he was making, fuck off dad stop patronising me
really want to stick my penis in a girl lads
Si no hay malvina bolivianas no habrá paz para el pirata señores
>>60226752
this ones for you
>>60226527
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>>60226826
I'll just filter your flag for a bit.
>>60226781
sorry son i forgot how grown up you are now
*hugs you*
>>60224945
Because if you combine them they form a single country
>>60226826
Gringo llama a Trump que el si es bueno en los raids
>>60226826
Have fun.
>>60226527
>he calls autumn "fall"
>he calls sugar "high fructose corn syrup"
>he calls herbs "erbs"
>he calls a burger a "sandwich"
>he calls corriander "cilantro"
Why are ameriblobs so retarded?
>>60224945
>balkan
Upsss i drop a denunciation
UNA VELA
F O Y
O
Y
kill yourselves you fucking scumbags!!
>>60226826
ajkajskajskajskjkjaksjkasjkasjkajskjakjakASJKJKAjskjaksjakjskjaJASKJAKSJKASJKJASKJKASJKA
Literally just saw some counter posting get deleted in a /lat/ thread. WHAT THE FUCK? Is there a janny in on this? Does he have any monetary reward for doing so?
literally just filter the bastards and stop replying to them
it's not that difficult
What's going on itt? Just got back from the gym
how do you lads deal with that fact that you'll never have sophie sit on your face?
>>60227043
>gym
radical dude cowabunga man
>>60227043
FONT
FOY
>>60227026
>He doesn't know
>>60227043
FOY
Alri lad
>>60227026
>Does he have any monetary reward for doing so?
we KNOW that payment has nothing to do with this
oh my lord
>>60227026
kek, you still think your janitor is on your side? We know people, have contacts...
god bless the janitor
>>60227054
>>60227056
>>60227084
Maaan fuck you niggas
Bitchass niggas
I don't need this shit
gf shot a cannon ball into my bedroom with this attached to it
>>60227129
looks like my brother's ex
she was a fucking nutter
couple man chasing skirt
why you chasing her?
she be on my line tryna make it work
i don't reply, that's what makes it worse
would a lady find red pubic hair erotic
>>60227026
>he doesnt know
Need a fucking bf
>>60227170
might be dating her lad
bit wild of her using a cannon as a delivery method
>>60227235
post more tummy
>>60227191
No, repulsive is the word for it
>>60227266
are you a lady
why do essays have word requirements? why can't they just let you write as concisely as you want?
only live for music and lucid dreams
>>60227307
already have this one desu
wtf is wrong with the flags atm?
>>60227357
>>60227344
>>60227307
i wish i was a british...and be able to fuck those sluts
CHI
>>60227377
why haven't you been banned
>>60227335
No but I am familiar with ladies. Also it's just common sense with your question 2bh
>>60227415
because i wasn't raiding like the rest of /lat/
>>60227407
the kike sirs
is it possible to live on 19.5k a year lads?
>>60227335
what has actually happened to you
you've become super quiet and nobody replies to you
aj >>60227377
>>60227377
have you ever even seen a white woman irl
>>60227417
Agreed
>>60227489
yeah
test
did belfast died?
>>60227468
crushing depression and no desire for attention
>>60227456
depends where you live. in london? no
Would be cool to see Sanders miraculously upset Clinton.
>>60227532
Yea like 2 months ago
>>60227545
white, middle class american females are the most privileged group in the entire world
>>60227554
the jobs in tunbridge wells
>>60227583
litereally this
Is the shitstorm over?
>>60227529
i highly doubt that paco
got the wrong thread
lads i'm fucked
but had a girl tell me "she genuinely cares about em"
i'm gonna normie this shit up weee
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WvHoNFWRiVI
>>60227265
>>60227637
i live in border town and i have been able to cross the border into the US legally, and there are white sluts everywhere
Voting to stay in the EU, lads.
Want the freedom to work/travel without having to jump through a load of hoops.
business idea: start posting in hilo latino
there's a few of us there already
>>60227611
I'm Juan and sucking brits cock is my life.
I'm not gay but I would have to take it into serious consideration if Tom Odell wanted me to put his willy in my mouth
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5m_ZUQTW13I
>>60227677
TJ - SD?
>>60227649
helvetica
>>60227679
you are allowed to have your own opinion
/brit/ is a designated free speech zone
>>60227677
>americans
>white
geographically illiterate people make me insanely angry
>>60227679
sleep tight cato
>>60227706
nyet
>>60227696
dumb monkey
>>60227722
depends where you go
>geographically illiterate people make me insanely angry
>>60227717
opinions?
she loves me i think looool
Dirty, subhuman spics
Wish we had gone on the offensive after taking back the Falklands, lads
>>60227679
whatever you want dear
majority of australia has criminal genetics yet they became the 2nd most developed country in the world
really makes u think
>>60227738
It's UK between Canada and US?
>>60227700
bit gay
>>60227679
except youre never going to realistically work in an EU country unless you speak the language in which case itd be easy to apply for a visa anyway and showing your passport when you land at the airport is not "going through a load of hoops"
>>60227760
probably, wouldn't hurt to keep going with her
besides i have some arial black of my own
>tfw she says "sporty and handsome *emoji with heart eyes*"
teenage suiciiiiide
>>60227776
Well, they are Anglo criminal genes...
>>60227725
My coworker couldn't name the capital of germany, poland, wales, russia, portugal, italy, or spain.
He literally went to portugal on holiday last month.
>>60227807
mate she's quite fit so i'm defo going to
invited her out on friday so i can do a sex she's bare keen too
good job x
>>60227762
se calento el pirata
>>60227776
criminality isn't a genetic trait
>>60227842
going to absolutely destroy this girl's fanny next time we spend time together
>>60227818
i denounce this poster as a traitor
NO SURRENDER TO THE SPICS
>>60227869
good lad
thinking of doing a same wahey xx
>>60227838
Did you stand there asking him what the capitals of these places were? Fucking kek
>>60227844
>pirata
So what was that Armada about then?
You know, the one that we sank?
>tfw no Tracer gf
do wonder what levels of irony each poster is working under
>>60227860
IQ is a genetic trait and most criminals have low IQ
Although I see Australians as bogan normies so my theory is probably right
>>60227888
Is that game any good?
>>60227898
zero
>>60227789
They'll usually go with a local candidate, rather than sponsor a foreigner.
Under the current system, there's no disincentive to hire someone from another EU country.
>The leader of a Pakistani Islamic council has proposed a bill that allows husbands to "lightly beat" their wives as a form of discipline.
>In the 75-page proposal, Mohammad Khan Sheerani suggests a light beating is acceptable should the need arise to punish a woman. The proposal bans forceful beating, saying only a small stick is necessary to instill fear.
>>60227898
I'm usually under at least 3 2bh
>read some posts
>think of closing 4chan
>make a post
>wait for a reply
>repeat
>end up staying here for ages
who knows this feel
>>60227917
bit weak
or maybe you're ironying me now wahey
>>60227899
>most criminals have low IQ
except that at the time the industrial revolution was going on and many people were out of work and had to resort to crime
Lads, I'm leaving to work in London for two months. What should I do in my free time? Staying over by Fleet Street. What's an autist-friendly location?
>>60227899
a lot of the criminals sent to australia were just povvo tier irish people stealing bread and shit. they were hardly all retards driven into a life of crime because of their low iq.
but i like this general though
>>60227898
irony : Nat
irony = succ irony
>>60227970
Your kind ruined it
>>60227955
i'm a bit twatted desu
dunno what to text this girl back desu
gonna waifu her maybe
>>60227907
It's fucking great
>>60227989
it was /lat/ not me)
>>60227925
but theyll only ever choose you over a local if you speak the language fluently, which you probably dont, so at this point youre just using meme fantasies youll never actually do.
>>60227879
We were bored during a quiet shift.
He's very anti Europe, so I wanted to see how much he knew about it. The only capitals he could name london and paris.
He also thought Albania and Russia were in the EU.
>>60227951
(Tú)
>>60227907
TF2 reskin with some flashy gimmicks
The open beta was fun but I noticed it got a bit boring after learning the basics and spending an hour or two playing it properly
>>60227988
Fuck off furfag
>>60227964
>Staying over by Fleet Street
wew, stockbroking or what lad
You're literally right in the center so you'll have to travel for a bit just to get to anywhere quiet
>autist friendly
Really don't know
My favourite is Hampstead Heath/Parliament Hill. Nice, wealthy park which basically looks like the countryside. Nice to just sit there in the night watching over the skyline
might be getting a job in a 97% white town lads fucking get in
>>60228016
I speak fluent french, and basic german. I also lived in brussels for 2 years, but alright.
>>60227964
If you can get to it, try Richmond park. Plenty of space and not too many people unless the weather's amazing
>>60228144
hahha yeah sure you do...
>>60228124
what town
i'm sure there are some people here who would love to laugh at you no matter where it is
who cares about whiteness though???
>>60228154
first time I went to richmond park it was amazing
literal deers and shit that go up to you
the planes are cool too
>>60228173
tunbridge wells
>>60228073
Doing some lawyering for a little bit over there. Are there any nice quiet bars or cool restaurants you can suggest? I don't mind traveling some to get somewhere.
I'm going to try to make it out to Dublin for a weekend if I'm not too busy. Otherwise, I don't really have any plans. Any sweet suggestions you have on other things to do?
>>60228201
respectable human beings
>>60227471
>>60227471
>>60227471
some spaz didn't link the new
>>60228144
>living in Brussels
Bah God why would you ever
janitor pendejo
HE DOES IT ___ ____
Compensation?
he doesn't ask for monetary compensation
If I take a prestigious positions deleting threads on a Tajik tractor forum, about how much will I make in salary?
Nothing more depressing than seeing 40 year olds stack shelves at Sainsburys
Thought communism was a meme but I think its actually time to neck the tories
Was going to ask a girl out but remembered that I'm hideous aha
The uncompensated cavalier is back at it again.
>Dear Anon
>Thank you for your application for the above position.
>We have now had an opportunity to consider all applications received and unfortunately on this occasion there are other candidates whose skills and experience more closely match the profile for this particular role. It is therefore with regret that we must advise you that you have not been selected for interview.
>We would like to thank you for your interest in joining Royal HaskoningDHV and wish you all the best in your search to find a suitable position.
>Kind regards
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>>60228846
Have no idea what I look like
Sometimes I look great, sometimes I look like something went wrong
Posted my face on /brit/ but I used perfect deceptive lighting
>>60228888
we're fukn full anyway
>>60228890
>I'm sooooo ugly
>*posts selfie on the internet*
neck urself
fuck the janitor coming straight from the underground
a young nigga's got it bad cuz it's /brit/
and not another general so janny thinks
he has the authority to delete a the new thread
fuck that shit cuz janny ain't the one
who gets even a cent of pay every month
how can Brits be inbred when we are literally a mix of random europeans
surely caralad is more inbred than essex
>>60228888
leeds?
>>60228971
BIT rude, however my family has been living in this region for at least 800 years if i have to believe my uncles research so probably
>>60228928
Okay...
I guess I can just keep drinking myself to death, and working as a fucking line cook.
>>60228981
Studied at Exeter. Live on the edge of London.
did a new
hands off, janny
>>60229020
>>60229020
>>60229020
>>60229020
>>60229020
Shaved my pubes. Looks better and feels better
>>60228971
ye bit sick of the brits r inbred meme when we probably have one of the most diverse genetic mixes of any european country. celts, anglos, jutes, normans, danes, vikings, french hugenots etc
