/brit/s out edition
dunno why i saved this
absolutely woeful thread
>>60204836
youre not helping
>>60203870
>>60204227
>>60205111
>muh heritage
FOY
>>60205155
>butchers apron
ILS
anyone going forbidden fruit
>>60204836
This
>>60206175
hmmm
>>60206145
elaborate
>>60206448
festival in Dublin
>a brit says the midlands is a made up term
>>60206571
oh ok
what goes on there
>>60207080
people eat illegal fruits such as pineapples
>>60207205
what about avocados
wahey!!!!!!!!
>>60207352
yeah avocados too and melons like you ;p
>>60207639
haha ;000
willies?
Bording my flight lads
>>60209174
amsterdam you said?
what is it with irish people and amsterdam
my uncle went there, there was an irish poster there and now youre going there
>>60209375
Ima get so high
>>60209479
adolescent
>kid i used to baby sit is taller than me now
jdisma
>>60210281
Don't worry, maybe he enjoyed you molesting him.
>>60210281
noticed a lot of little kids are getting fucking tall when they get 15-16 these days, up to 6 ft and it seems normal
what the fuck are they eating or what
is Seamus still knocking around lads?
Where is he???
>>60213536
right here la
wots de craic
Which one of you wants to fix my computer today?
>>60213808
what begins with f and ends with uck
>>60213836
fondling ur mas fanny while she has my cock in her hands about to suck?
>>60213967
his mental issues stem from his mother's ineptitude with multiple men, don't fucking mock him you cunt.
I swear Burgers take this UK vs Ireland thing way to seriously. The whole of my dad's side of the family lived in Belfast and left when the IRA started increasing their attacks. My mum's family in America is ridiculously pro-Ireland though, even though most irish people don't give a shit anymore. Fucking plastic paddies piss me off
Who /anime/ here?
>>60217577
Outstanding post
>>60217615
ty u2
>>60217685
>>60214396
>post a meme pic
>get butthurt
cant handle the bantz xd
Nearly half 10 and it's still light outside ffs.
mdma any good if every else is just drunk
>>60219897
wahey!!!!!
just finished the exams lads
>>60219968
>mdma any good
no fuck off
>>60219897
I know, I am also a toddler and this is my first time recognising this phenomenon.
lt's almost as if our planet’s axis of rotation is tilted at an angle of 23.5 degrees relative to our orbital plane.
Now imagine what it would be like if the adults set the clocks forward and hour, to save daylight for example, imagine how bright it would be then.
Really they should put the clocks forward 12 hours though and then it would be daytime 24/7
>>60219694
>being this retarded
>>60220546
yet another excellently crafted sarcastic post
>>60220642
verpiss dich dummer brittanier liebender kraut
>>60220546
It's dark now. Explain that one Einstein.
>>60220649
I love you too.
>>60220807
*looks away and blushs*
i-it's not like im ironically gay tsundereposting towards you o-or anything....
any of yous ever rode a brit girl ?
>>60220983
>any of yous ever rode a .... girl ?
no
>>60220798
Darkness (a) is simply an accretion of 'black air', i.e., a staining of the atmosphere due to volcanic eruptions too fine to be seen with the naked eye and also to certain 'regrettable' industrial activities involving coal-tar by-products and vegetable dyes; sleep (b) is simply a succession of fainting-fits brought on by semi-asphyxiation due to (a)
>>60221048
gaybo
>>60221048
me neither in fairness
>>60221087
nah just badly ajusted socially
>>60220983
How's it gain dad
>>60221060
so are you saying that if there were no volcanos and no industrial output then it'd be eternal sunshine
no fuck off it's because the sun rotates around the earth and there's darkness
>>60220983
i was bullied by a brit girl
-_-
>>60221208
same actually 2bh la
she ended up getting knocked up at 14 though so fuck her
>>60221300
>getting knocked up at 14
whaf a chav inni
>>60221300
>she ended up getting knocked up at 14
dont judge her its part of her culture
also
>getting bullied by a girl
fags
just tell them to fuck off, and if they try attack you, just smack them. 95% of the time youll be fine
>>60221638
thank god i dont come from a ghetto like you to think this behaviour appropriate
>>60221798
if she starts it youre in the right to smack her
>>60221930
bet you've never even been in a fight you wimp
get?
>>60222084
but i have been. only once though
was in the swimmin locker rooms. this lad kept hitting me with a towel, so i hit him back with mine. then he was like "dewd u dont wanna start with me lmao" and i was like fuck off
then basically we fought a bit and i pushed him to the ground. then the school security guy came and broke it up.
i won but i fucked up my hand a good bit
>>60222203
you're older than all of them though that's just fucking bullying
>>60222462
kek he was bigger than me m8
was a couple years ago
filename
Alri
I love how many yanks post here. I wouldn't want to identify as an American either.
>>60222950
theres only two american flag posters itt and only one USA regular (myself, an emigrant)
>>60222862
done any drugs yet lad?
>>60221838
>>60221838
>>60221838
genus magister latinus is fucking brits in the ass
wanna join gaelic friends?
>>60221203
The 'volcanic eruptions', which we may for convenience compare to the infra-visual activity of such substances as radium, take place usually in the 'evening' are stimulated by the smoke and industrial combustions of the 'day' and are intensified in certain places which may, for the want of a better term, be called 'dark places'. One difficulty is precisely this question of terms. A 'dark place' is dark merely because it is a place where darkness germinates and 'evening' is a time of twilight merely because the 'day' deteriorates owing to the stimulating effect of smuts on the volcanic processes.
Also, black air is highly combustible, enormous masses of it being instantly consumed by the smallest flame, even an electrical luminance isolated in a vacuum.
Death is merely the collapse of the heart from the strain of a lifetime of fits and fainting.
alri
ayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
irish=best brits
stupid fucking wankers
>>60224407
italians are the best non whites 2bh
god bless america
Månen Pluto er en historie epic af science fiction og fantasy, hvor vi vil modes Claudia, piget ogra er slået ind på en hemmelig mission, på sin vej moder med Knaach love, der vil være hendes partner og en nær ven. Men ved en mærkelig omstændighed, far til Claudia, Metallus, vil blive opkrævet med en forbrydelse og nu intet vil være det samme, begynder en historie, hvor ikke alt er som det ser ud, mange eventyr og hemmeligheder sure fremtiden for vores tegn.
En bog, som jeg kunne lide meget, du virkelig mærke at slagge har stamme af forfatter. Historien er meget underholdende og adræt, læse flyver. Det henfalde ikke til enhver tid og er ikke tung og forvirret. Tegnene er meget karismatisk og sjovt, du kan elske dem lige med det samme. Hele historien har mange farvestoffer fra slagge, som vi kender fra dit humor til analogier og sammenligninger, som vi finder i bogen. Jeg må sige at jeg blev overrasket, det tiltrak mig bogen, men jeg ikke tror, at du, han vil begge overgår mine forventninger.
Dem, der onsker at læse en historie let og frisk, hvor science fiction og fantasy deltage, månen af Pluto er en anbefalet bog, give ham en chance, og de vil blive overrasket, fra born til voksne.
UNITED KINGDOM ≠ ENGLAND
UNITED KINGDOM = ENGLAND, SCOTLAND, WALES AND IRELAND
THINK BEFORE YOU BANTER, ASK YOUR FRIEND FROM THE UNITED KINGDOM WHICH PART THEY'RE FROM BEFORE SELECTING YOUR APPROPRIATE MEME
THANK YOU FOR LISTENING
>>60224594
a brit, mogolico
aguante /eire/
having a prolonged existential crisis lads
>>60224839
do stuff that prevents you from thinking
>>60224905
suicide? okay
>>60224599
Triggered
>>60224839
Would you flick the switch.
>>60225084
i am a nihilist so i wouldn't care less
>>60225164
If you were actually a nihilist you'd let it kill the 5 and attempt to jump in under the train yourself.
>>60225248
that behaviour doesn't conform to what the definition of the term actually is
educate yourself
>>60225372
>a true nihilist would believe in nothing, have no loyalties, and no purpose other than, perhaps, an impulse to destroy
>>60225488
not really, no
continue with the autodidacticism
>the state of /Brit/ right now
Smiling lads.
>>60225778
>psychological definition
>no not really
all u gotta do is be like
> When in the Course of human events, it becomes necessary for one people to dissolve the political bands which have connected them with another, and to assume among the powers of the earth, the separate and equal station to which the Laws of Nature and of Nature's God entitle them, a decent respect to the opinions of mankind requires that they should declare the causes which impel them to the separation.
then write some more stuff and kill a few of em and they'll leave u alone for a couple hundred years
>>60225779
why would anyone go to /brit/ in the first place
its absolutely dire
>I'm a nihilist
>>60225779
can we hang out here for a while?
>>60225996
It was mentioned earlier in the thread I was curious of what was happening.
Can someone summarise the troubles for me in a few sentences
>>60226148
Oh my god JC a bomb.
A Bomb!
>>60226148
>irish terrorists causing trouble setting off bombs and killing people
>british army and civilian vigilante groups desperately try their best to keep the peace
>>60226148
the ironic thing about the troubles is the causes of it are entirely the fault of the british, I mean the uvf were literally false flagging attacks when the ira hardly existed kek
Top o' the mornin to ye fellas! What's the craic?
>>60203870
I somehow got roped into helping out with tidy towns here. Just kill me already.
>8 hours old
wew
>>60226486
kek
Them English, ay lads? What a bunch of cunts.
>>60226406
Wish I could go back in time to free Derry , throw rocks at coppers, go home for tea, go for a pint, rebel songs, lecture about irisn history, walk home safely and listen the the clang of IRA snipers taking pot shots at British soldiers and nestle my head next to some bomb making equipment
>>60226532
>>60226452
Fitting in well lad keep it up
>>60226494
Just don't show up
Giggling here desu lads.
Wanking controls my life.
Why does everyone say Limerick is a shithole? I went there and it didn't seem THAT bad
>>60226625
A point meaning a pint Jesus you are a thick cunt
Fuck off yank
>>60226572
>don't show up
But then he won't get his dole.
>>60226494
Just kick everything onto the road, they aren't insured to allow you to sweep the road.
Hi lads, /brit/ refugee here
thanks for having us
>>60220983
Yes unfortunately. British slagz are the worst they raped me just to get to my BIC. Why do British women love being fucked by their enemies.
>>60226572
Not possible for me would piss people off. I knew I shouldn't have started talking to people. I feel for the extraversion meme.
>>60226667
kek. not sure if serious.
>>60226625
its boris johnson and I'm not sure who, looking at nigel farage drinking a pint of australias points based immigration system.
>>60226672
Or maybe he could actually partake in the activity for the betterment of the community which leads to the betterment of the nation and the world, small acts of kindness etc
Would never actually do tidy towns myself hate everyone in my town cunts dont deserve it clean
>>60226658
You're not fooling me Limerick tourism board/knife merchant.
>>60226672
Some retard had a dust blower and he blew a load of sand and dust onto the road where the fuck did he think it was going to go.
>>60226731
Other guy is Michael Gove.
>>60226745
>Or maybe he could actually partake in the activity for the betterment of the community which leads to the betterment of the nation and the world, small acts of kindness etc
Why?
>>60220983
I've had sex with two (2) irish girls. There's a lot of them here. Honestly not sure I buy the census data as you guys blend in pretty well. (Although constantly making sure to remind us you're Irish.. So I can't see them putting British down.) Fuck knows.
>>60226680
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAJ
EL PIRATA SENIORES
>>60226790
Why does anyone do anything
>>60226756
Tá brón órm.
>>60226680
el pirata señores!!!
Si no hay malvina bolivianas no habrá paz para el pirata
>>60226762
Blowing all the shit onto the road so you don't have to pick it up is a good idea.
>>60226812
self interest
>>60226812
Money typically is a good motivator.
>>60226843
Does the end justify the means?
>>60226943
i put my end in ur mum's means lmao
memes aside do you lads really hate us ;_;
>>60226860
I then had to sweep it up like a retard.
>>60226842
An Australian style points system doesn't keep out Irish scum from Australia.
>>60226927
I knew they would be "English 10's" Butt fucking ugly.
that new Top Cat film is heretical
>>60226978
ah yes the irish are famed for being better looking than us
>>60226931
Imagine being so autistic you need to take cover in another general instead of waiting it out if it's so important to you.
>>60226943
Memes*
>>60226965
Meant to say memes
You look like a right twat now haha
>>60226975
We hate ourselves more than we hate you don't sorry yer alri
>>60227003
>us
you're literally irish, you just happened to be assimilated into a germanic migration some time ago
>>60226975
Same as you, some of can't stand you just and some you can't stand us.
>>60220983
Fingered one thats about it.
>>60227003
I would take Saoirse Ronan over this thanks.
>>60227064
yeah british/irish is always a shared category on those maps of genetics and shit
>>60227059
It's autism if you literally have to go into another general because of said spamming and not just waiting it by watching a film you dope.
>>60227101
I bet ur hand smelt of pork scratchings for a month.
>>60227155
It was wet enough alright, them Brittettes are fucking loud i tell ya lad.
Neighbours built a barbecue pit, I used to want to burn their house down but now I don't think that would bother them too much.
Had to keep the fucking cunt windows closed all day.
I don't know how to stop them having barbecues, I might put a compost pit at their wall and hopefully attract a few rats.
Stop bullying the English lads lads, we are better than them.
>>60227192
Not having a one off house in the country pleb.
>>60227192
rats can't climb walls, how would this affect them and not you ya mong
>>60227190
loudest girl I ever phucked was Irish kek. She would scream the house down. Felt sorry for her neighbour desu.
>>60227192
Frustrated they never invited the man next door who rarely leaves his house and when he is spotted looks homeless? You aren't the same lad who had the perceived gay couple moving in as neighbours are you?
>>60227192
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wL3zg7dblew
>>60227230
It's no coincidence that Brits avoid physical confrontation and are generally inferior to the eternal Gael.
>be 1985 in London
>based auldfella is in a chipper with his mate
>few Laandan Skinedz hear him talk loudly in his glorious Gael accent
>cheeky remarks exchanged
>4 britbongs get punched around by an experienced block layer only aged 27 at the time.
>>60227230
I am inclined to agree.
>>60227254
>rats can't climb walls
Your dumb
>>60227260
You aren't the closeted gay guy that lives alone with another man are you?
>>60227366
>hurr durr look at which one of us accepts master jew money
which one of us is of a warrior race, Charles?
>>60227324
WOW!!!!!! ur dad is cool B)
>>60227386
>Your
haha
>>60227386
t. Rat.
>>60227366
When you have Russia and Saudi billionaires, along with a 2% Jewish population this isn't surprising
>>60227366
nice inflated property prices
>>60227366
Communists here used this map during the election to say if they taxed the rich an extra 2% it would give them 2.7 billion. Since then I don't care what credit Suisse says.
>tfw your ballsack sticks to your leg and you have to kind of peel it off a bit
>>60227598
>le 4chan economic expert faec
>>60227604
>the worst
>>60227604
ever sit on your own sack?
>>60227654
yes. i also once caught my dick in a zip. the little bit that got caught turned purple
>>60227634
They would do this by abolishing property tax. The vast majority of what would be considered 'wealth" in Ireland.
>>60227699
i don't follow
>>60227604
I have tiny nuts so I don't know that feel.
>>60227699
>tfw unironically on the homeless list artificially inflating the issue so it will seem worse and gain more attention and hopefully decisive action
I might buy a crow call and start feeding crows, by next summer hopefully have a decent amount of crows used to getting fed by me.
Any time they have a barbecue I'll attract some crows and gulls to shit all over the place.
>>60227960
why does it bother you so much
>>60227805
That map was debunked here during the election it's heavily weighed on property values and GNP le google, apple shit.
I imagine they are counting Russian oligarchs money and in the Uk too.
>>60227994
Because the smoke caused me to have to keep my windows closed all day.
It's antisocial, also it means that any time I leave the house or am in my back yard and catch their eye I have to smile at them and pretend I don't think it's annoying.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d2OcIqwmSaY
>>60227960
Crows are great pets. Very smart and great personality but they shit everywhere.
>>60213445
Yes he's a fucking cunt
>>60228180
open your front windows then and it was hardly all day
stop whinging
>>60228416
There was an old man living near me who had fed crows for years.
They recognised him, never landed on him but ate out of his hand and catch bread, mid-air, that he'd throw for them and they used to follow him around town.
>tfw no personal murder of crows trained to shit on my neighbour
>>60228485
I prefer my idea.
>>60228936
you seem like a bitter and spiteful individual who is probably very lonely
Reminder to BRUSH YOUR FUCKING TEETH
>>60228936
There's a house in Galway that always has pigeons on its roof, like like covering it. Weird thing is the house was attached but they never landed on the neighbour's roofs, even though it was the same building. They followed the border of the house exactly and whenever they weren't there you could see his roof was completely clean, while his neighbours were covered in moss. Recently the pigeons have started moving to the neighbouring houses, the neighbours must've started feeding them too.
>>60228991
>implying you don't want your own group of crows
Tbqh it sounds pretty good just don't go insane and obsess over them.
>>60229084
im scared of birds
>>60229158
Imagine I was your neighbour.
Definitely going to do this
https://youtu.be/m-mvL38lWNs
singles and i go to bed
>>60229424
It's Haribo time.
lads an airíoch is racist
also i got killed by lions in dwarf fortress adventure mode
>>60230029
haribo wanker loves his fucking haribo
>>60228936
My friend had a pet jackdaw. He was great. He'd fly around and land on your shoulder. He'd go where you told him to as well, you could get him to fetch things and everything. Great craic. he used to sit on my head and dance around. When he saw a stranger he'd fly over and peck them on the head.
Best pets ever desu
>>60225084
>>60230941
I fucking love initial d
And though I have the gift of prophecy, and understand all mysteries, and all knowledge; and though I have all faith, so that I could remove mountains, and have not love, I am nothing.
Fucking roasting outside and my ma goes and sticks on the heating. Women I tell you no sense
I want a crow army but they'd bother my poultry.
>>60214396
no, plenty of us give a shit, fuck you tan, fuck your queen agus tiocfaidh ar la
Cad é mar atá sibh, /éire/?
Alri again
>>60239084
too early to be smoking weed lad
