chicago edition
Right you are, Tim.
>>60222038
>>60221867
That story is weird as fuck. The kid introduced her as his girlfriend to his parents and they knew she was his teacher and they accepted the relationship. and they were supposedly after that having sex daily. Then we she told them she was preggers they were again supportive. WHAT THE FUCK kind of parents were those
>>60221963
Put the chicago pizza in the bag and nobody gets hurt
nice lasagna, needs a bit more going on in the center though
5/10 lasagna
>>60221963
you put the 'g' instead of the 'n'
re make this thread
>>60221963
That's a nice slice of 'cago style 'za you got there bud
only positive change that could be made to north america
>>60222116
Great parents
>>60222116
>ywn fuck your hot teacher with your parents approval
What a shame
>>60222159
Fuck the East
>>60222159
Arizona can never have access to water. Fuck Arizona.
Chicongo is such a weird city. Full of such great architecture, full of such ultraviolent negroids.
>>60222159
>Minnesota is Canadian
At least you got this right
>>60222222
whoa doggy look at those 2's
>>60222222
West Coast best coast confirmed.
>>60222222
>>60222222
fuck kanada
>>60222159
>cali not part of mexico
>cascadia, texas and the CSA not independent
sm h
>>60222222
CASCADIA MENTIONED
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>>60222222
/cum/ with the meme magic
>>60222159
We'll also have to take bc just to even out the shape
Thank you for this show, leafs.
It was my shit.
>>60222222
>treeniggers
HAHAHAHAHAHA
>>60222222
Nice flag.
yuri
>>60222222
war of cascadian independence confirmed 2017
>>60222338
why would I do that? you seem sheltered from reality
>>60222222
>The leaf is jealous of the three
Checked
>>60222334
t. Canadian subject
>>60222367
Haha
>>60222367
>that shooter
>>60222391
t. califaggot
>>60222457
no, but if I was at least I wouldn't be a namefag
>>60222222
EAST BTFO
>>60222222
This comforts my beliefs
>>60222222
FUCK THE USA AND CANADA
>>60222367
Fuck me, I was just driving home from the bank not an hour ago and thought "Shit, it's been a while since someone shot up a school or something. Wonder when the next media circus shooting will happen."
>>60222654
thats it i'm a texascowboy now
>>60222117
underrated post
>>60222367
anthony fantano here the internet's busiest school shooter
>>60222656
Wasn't quite the case. It was a regular murder suicide. It just happened to be on campus grounds.
another slice of 'go'za
>>60222222
I feel honored by your presence on this coast.
>>60223006
I want to try chicago pizza
>>60223006
I haven't had a soup bread bowl in forever.
I want one now.
>>60223006
id fuck that pizza
but not before getting dubs ^
>>60223067
to do this you go to chicago and order some pizza
>>60223067
its good shit
if you ever come here dont forget to eat it
>>60223086
>>>/ck/
>>60223090
well then youre gonna have to wait to fuck it
>eating lean
>can't cook
>cook anyways
>chopped up a bunch of garlic cloves and onion
>dumped it into a pan with some water
>seasoned it with salt and let it heat up
>chopped some tomatoes into it
>chopped half a jalapeno into it
>dumped a little molases into it
>squirted a tiny bit of kepchup into it
>let it boil into a weird looking sauce
>dumped in a can of chicken breast I had lying around
>mixed it all up and let it fry up
>just sat down to taste it
>it's actually pretty damn good
Ha! I could be the next Guy Fieri.
need help, under attack.
please send reinforcements.
>>60221838
>>60221838
>>60221838
>>60221838
>>60221838
Minnesota?
>pizza pie
Why
>>60223227
>hey guys defend us from the russians
>hey guys keep doing all our security shit while we defund our military
>hey guys defend our thread for us
>>60223227
"no"
>>60223227
/brit/ was being pretty mean earlier
Now you come to us for help
Gas every yank 2bh
>>60223382
Just get the chicanos to behead us instead
>>60223382
this fuck yankee scum
how's it going lads
>>60223481
Depressed, finally making changes in my life... I know I need to do a couple things this week
>>60223382
>Burning the Canadian flag
>By Stephen Hui
>>60223481
It's going
>>60223556
What kind of changes?
>>60223481
Too hot to handle
>>60223481
Things could be better but I'm makin spaghetti bolognese so things would be immensely better soon
>>60223591
Getting paid money to do work, moving out of my parents house across the country at the end of july, breaking up with my gf, desiring to live an aesthetic life free from spending money for the next 2 months
I will gas these yanks with presicion
the likes of which have never before been seen on this earth
>>60223720
get your flithy feet off the fucking table
jesus christ thats where were eating you dumb whore
I fucking hate memes
>at neighborhood pool
>Muslims show up
Gonna have to petition the HOA to change the pool water.
>>60223682
Well that's a positive change and you will have to take care of everything by yourself.
Foot fags should be gased
>>60223682
>an aesthetic life
huh?
Why do we let non-Christians into the USA?
>>60223894
>Christians
>People of god
nice joke lad
>>60223874
Communists too
>~doooo deedoodee dooo!
>>60223882
A life that is simple and cheap
>American women
Hashtag gross
I wonder how jeb is doing
>>60223894
Religion is just holding us back anyway
>>60223998
When the contested convention meme was still a thing I had this fantasy that he would just walk out as the nominee and my sides would be obliterated for all eternity.
Does this look familiar to anyone?
>>60223998
Mc Guaco
>>60223921
Christians > Non-religious > Jews > Hindu > fedora tier atheists > Muslims
Cannot wait for fall to get here.
>americans
hashtag gross
>>60224153
pussy. Why don't you leave
does any1 want 2 b my frend
>>60224190
Are you senpai?
>>60224190
I do, leaf.
>>60224109
source of this series of moving images?
@60224190
No. Go watch your faggy cartoons.
>>60224188
You don't understand humidity until you've lived here in South Florida anon.
>>60224167
Here's that you nobody in /brit/ gives you on account of you being an unoriginal waste of oxygen.
>texas gets more rain then itll need for 6 months
>all we get is scorching heat and sun
>>60224280
>living in Florida
>>60222222
wew lad
>>60224280
>lives in florida
>chooses summer to complain about the heat
Isn't it like 80 degrees years round down there. Quit pretending to be from antarctica or something.
>>60224282
wot the fok did ye just say 2 me m8? i dropped out of newcastle primary skool im the sickest bloke ull ever meet & ive nicked 300 chocolate bars from tha corner shop. im trained in street fitin’ & im the strongest foker in tha entire newcastle gym. yer nothin to me but a cheeky lil dickhead w/ a hot mum & fake bling. ill waste u and smash a fokin bottle oer yer head bruv, i swer 2 christ. ya think u can fokin run ya gabber at me whilst sittin on yer arse behind a lil screen? think again wanka. im callin me lads rite now preparin for a proper rumble. tha rumble thatll make ur nan sore jus hearin about it. yer a waste bruv. my lads be all over tha place & ill beat ya to a proper fokin pulp with me fists wanka. if i aint satisfied w/ that ill borrow me m8s cricket paddle & see if that gets u the fok out o’ newcastle ya daft kunt. if ye had seen this bloody fokin mess commin ye might a’ kept ya gabber from runnin. but it seems yer a stewpid lil twat, innit? ima shite fury & ull drown in it m8. ur in proper mess ya knobhead.
literally more brown folk at this pool than whites. Suicide is the only sane option.
finally watched grizzly man, wew the morbid side of me kinda wishes the death audio was released.. But it's probably for the best. That guy was bretty dumb though
Wait, you want me to make a coherent argument?
lol, keep dreaming brah
>>60224468
Greetings
>>60224493
grizzlies dindu nuffn, they were just defending themselves. Need mo salmon fo dem hibernation
>>60224468
>not owning your own pool
>>60224452
I am not a blood Floridian, My family moved here from NY. Summer is noticeably more humid and deathly than the rest of the year. It's silly to see floridians wearing long clothes and hoodies when it's like 50-60 in winter.
>>60224493
There's an audio mang look it up.
t. Alaskaboo
>>60224493
Seemed like there was something wrong with him. I agree though it can be pretty magical to be out there in the wild. And bears are pretty magnificent but you should always respect them and keep a safe distance.
Does anyone think the US will collapse within the next year?
>>60224676
only commies and people who dont know about ecnomics
>>60224676
honestly no
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Of7x7ag7lm8
What's your opinion on this video?
>>60224676
Why? Things aren't really that bad right now. Aside from some slower than expected GDP growth the economy isn't in shambles entirely. People have gotten a little loud about social justice stuff but those people are not going to start a war or anything, they're too much of pussies to do that. The right wing left wing divide has existed for decades, it's not a new thing each election season they always try to play it like it is but it really isn't. Unless we literally get nuked I think we'll be fine.
>went to the store to buy smokies to put in my pasta for supper
>forgot and bought milk and chips and beer instead
looks like it's chips and beer for supper tonight senpaitachi
>when you torrent some JAV that is a bunch of videos strung together and there is a random clip of zombie porn near the end
>>60224816
>JAV
>>60224676
I give us 40 years
>>60224816
I used to get fucked by random videos back when I used frostwire forever ago
>>60224816
>when you torrent some JAV
>>60224816
>JAV
JAV is pretty GOAT tier desu
>hello there why yes i am an american
Thinking about Minnesota, you?
>>60225003
yah, if you have piss poor standards and dont like ass or tits
>>60224962
>>60224936
>>60224852
Shiori Tsukada is my fetish
>/brit/ right now
>>60225022
i like the squeals the jap bitches make
that bush is pretty hot too
>Why yes, I AM what you call "quintessentially British"!
>>60225021
desu the fake tits in JAV are some of the best ever, they do some serious wizard shit over there
>Brits who say "bro"
>Brits who say "bud"
>Brits who post in metric
Never reply to these beta lords; these artisans of cringe. Never reply to these impressionable and untouchable permavirgins. Understand that they never bathe and they are hated by even their own families. God himself likens them to swine excrement. Literally throw rocks at them until they are dead and gone.
>>60225156
>metric
>>60225156
not as bad as the americans who post in /brit/ using british slang
>>60225176
wew
>>60225176
F I S H E Y E
L
E
N
S
>Bought the Complete Simon and Garfunkel.
Thank you so very much you Yank bastards :)
>>60225176
>being attracted to silicon injections
pitiful
>>60225176
This woman should probably invest in longer skirts.
>>60225259
Helllllo darknesssss my olllld frieeend
>>60225276
Can't help it
What will be the biggest changes when the US officially stops its occupation of the ME
>>60225484
finding good combat footage on the net
though isis is doing a pretty good job at filling in the gap
>>60225484
So many people are going to be so pissed off. Good lord we're not going to hear the end of it.
durr
>>60225602
quintessential mexican post
>>60225484
The world will be a better place, everyone will just be partying and getting high
Who else /ATL/
>quintessential
Please don't tell me this is a new meme
I'm getting tired of Finns, /cum/. Might have to do something about them.
>>60225689
It's a quintessential meme
Lads /brit/ is currently under raid. Hope you don't mind if I make myself comfy in your here general.
>>60225713
>>>/out/
this a limey free place
>>60225713
Go to /CAD/, as the Queen would do if Britain ever came under threat desu
>>60225746
Don't be rude lad. I'm just hunkering down here until it's over.
>>60225782
Get out. You aren't welcome here.
>>60225782
>>60225713
can i call you lad?
>>60225689
>hears word for first time
>thinks it's a meme
... mexicans....
>>60225713
no fuck off
>>60225805
>You aren't welcome here.
We literally own your country.
If we want to sit in your doggy house because our manor is on fire, we'll sit in your damned doggy house.
>>60225782
immediately ignored
>>60225713
You're welcome here but don't tell anyone.
Contingency plan for if we get raided: Drop everything. No more posting. No more "new threads" until they tire themselves out.
>>60225840
>We literally own your country.
No you don't. Get the fuck out of my thread.
>>60225764
Thanks, but this place seems faster, more my style.
>>60225807
Why not?
>>60225782
OOOOUUUUUUUUUUUTTTTTTTTT
>>60225811
Rude
>>60222159
>>60225805
>>60225814
>>60225859
Bit rude t b h :/
I find your lack of feets disturbing.
>trying to masturbate with the door open
>my mother comes home
fucks sake
>>60225972
immediately ignored
>>60225971
if we aren't welcome in your general you're not welcome in ours tbá Žh
>>60225963
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hphwfq1wLJs
70's music is goat
>>60225971
They don't teach manners in the New World.
>>60225713
Canada is literally a fake country, created when Britain was forced to dump a few hardcore cucks (who formed the vast minority of American loyalists) somewhere after the Revolution. Canada has no real identity (DUDE PINEAPPLE PIZZA LMAO) outside of Quebec (which doesn't even want to be a part of Canada). "But that's not fair, Canada has culture!" you say. Very true. The flannel-clad lumberjack, trapping fur and making syrup is a well-known icon world-wide - a QUEBECOIS icon. The only thing close to iconic culture that (Anglo) "Canada" has are the Mounties, and those guys are just gay cowboy police who had to go settle the west because the "Canadians" were too cuckolded and scared to do it themselves. One of Canada's folk heroes is a cop who took away an American cowboy's guns when he tried to go find gold in the Yukon. Can you honestly think of anything more pathetic than that? Great Britain doesn't give a fuck about Canada. Just because you say "Zed" instead of "Zee" doesn't mean they care about you. And why would they? You threw away your British heritage for A FUCKING LEAF and what do you have to show for it? You're a bargain bin America, basically an oversized Vermont. Canada is blessed that they happen to live next to the single most benevolent and peaceful military superpower in Western History. Nobody else would let a pathetic joke like that exist right on their doorstep. And we don't even have to. With NAFTA and the gradual erosion of anything remotely uniquely "Canadian" you're grandchildren will be begging us for annexation. I just hope that my progeny have the good sense to reject it. I wouldn't want this great country bogged down by something as pathetic as """"""""Canada"""""""".
>>60225713
pirata que haces de refugiado?
dear god no
>>60223963
>this is a 10/10 in america
>>60226179
It's literally a level of autism I thought unimaginable.
Trust me
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mSxo9-Z5Ki0
>obama
oy oy
I want to be dominated by a cute American girl.
>>60221963
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Oh God.... I brought them here. I'M SO SORRY!
>>60224230
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UFkjq4wmYwI
enjoy
>>60226374
/brit/ is currently a war zone to be honest lad
what should I have for lunch?
am vegetarian btw :^)
I want to/will eventually move to seattle
Currently I know japanese to a certain degree of proficiency (JLPT 3 if anyone cares) so I want to start studying a new language
I know Seattle has a large population of Chinese diaspora. The problem is, I don't know which language they speak.
Should I learn Mandarin or Cantonese? I don't plan on ever actually moving to China and I read somewhere that most Chinese expats speak Cantonese. Is that the language most spoken in Seattle?
>>60226513
my semen
>>60226513
>what should I have for lunch?
something poisonous
>>60226538
They almost all speak English dude. Don't worry about it.
>>60226513
When did you started lad?
How does your body feel know?
>>60226374
Si no hay malvinas bolivianas no habrá paz para el pirata
>>60226538
are you the florida lad who makes dnb
>chicago style women
>>60226603
now*
>>60226599
I'm not doing it because I have to but because I want to
I honestly just want to learn another language, I just don't know which one to choose. I don't wanna learn another meme language like Japanese, I've literally never used it once here in Florida
>>60226636
oh shit hi
>>60226668
You produce dnb?
>>60225484
Might be fun taking bets to who we invade next
I'm looking at you Canada
cum? more like dumb!!!!!!!!!!
I spent most of my day looking into my family's history and it's pretty neat
>>60226742
probably north korea desu
>>60226798
muh
I've literally never had 'go style 'za lads
>I spent most of my day looking into my family's history and it's pretty neat
>>60226668
hi
What went wrong? /cum/ used to be chill in spring
>>60226821
But there is literally nothing of value in Best Korea
What is the worst flyover state, and why is it Iowa?
>>60226947
I love Miley desu
>>60226728
I do I do, I'm not good but I've been told I'm not half bad before
>>60226886
quite the small world huh, we're not even in 日本語スレ this time
>>60226930
/brit/ invasion
>>>60226527
y ustedes no van ayudar a su amigo?
VAMOS GANANDO!!21
What happened to Billy?
hi guys
>>60227080
it looks as if something has sucked the life out of him
>>60227090
hey beautiful
>>60227024
yeah I only just recently started lurking /cum/
>>60227080
Hillary claimed possession of his soul
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CRatTuWdT_Q
>>60227090
respond to my argument>>60226947
is it bad to go back to the gym after you already worked out in the morning? i didnt train legs and can do them now
>>60227090
>>60227122
Literally
>>60227151
>doing a brosplit
but seriously anon, it's ok as long as you don't overtrain yourself.
>skipping leg day
>2016
who /good lad/ here?
>>60227195
>>60227219
well i normally train full body, but had do a hike today and figured id hit them later, but its raining now so we cancelled
>>60227219
>not having every day as leg day
another day of doing fuck all lads
>>60227229
obviously me
>>60227255
>mixing leg day and arm day
>>60227267
i'd stream a movie for /cum/ but my internet is shit desu
>>60227302
who cares just do it
>>60227302
make a cytube room
>>60227330
m-my dad is coming over in a couple hours and i dont know any good stream sites or a good movie to stream
:o
dont stream yet, I have class in an hour
>>60227384
rabb.it
>>60227384
/cum/ what do you guys want to see?
>not doing 8 hour arm workouts
>>60227429
movie
Star wars ep 3
>>60226538
so any suggestions? Mandarin or Cantonese?
>>60227429
As long as it isn't anything overly meemee (like anime) I'm fine with anything.
>>60227518
You'll never gain the high ground with the Wall.
>>60227561
ok maybe empire of dust?
>>60227614
sure senpai
