Garfield edition
FUCK OFF FOOTFAGS
first for Ghostbusters (2016)
Nth for fuck off yank spergs
>>60228309
Are you from there? It looks comfy af
LOL haha
>>60228490
Stupid cunt
>>60228490
Oth for being rude
yanks leafs and beans
ninth for McGrimsbians
What happens here?
Hello friends.
http://www.strawpoll.me/10374034
@60228522
Bad post
>>60228525
Good post
>>60228557
Old American tourists and fields.
>>60228469
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HIwlTWAcaVg
i was gonna not even post in this thread because im kinda tired of 4chan today but after reading ur comment you've given me new life and im gonna stay and feetpost.
>>60228557
They make legit Baja Blasts.
>>60228557
Australian tourists get torched in their cars.
>>60228577
Hello leafy friend
>>60228557
God I can't wait until we annex that shit. Looking at it fills me with bloodlust.
Buenos aires was an inside job. How could the bugs shoot a asteroid at earth? Open your eyes
>>60228515
no but I am a pastey wastey tighty whitey so I would be right at home there
>>60228616
Nah that doesn't happen there.
any yanks in here who aren't fat?
any spics in here who don't plan om crossing the border?
any canucks in here who aren't sikh?
for those who missed it last time:
I'm poopsmack and I'm the new trip on the block
>>60228650
Fuck off leb
>>60228650
Low BMI Burger, REPORTING FOR DUTY
El chicano limpia los retretes
>>60228669
>MUHH DIASPORA
>>60228650
Non sihk, im irish scottish welsh and english.
>>60228650
I'm white and anglo, if you're gonna meme assume we're Chinese.
>>60228650
Any Aussies who aren't sick cunts?
>>60228637
It seems like a white state will I be discriminated?
>>60228650
you better not be talkin shit aboot our minister of national defence
>instead of drinking a protein shake after the gym im eating chips and drinking beer
>>60228667
Filtered.
>>60228557
i live there
>>60228717
you wanna be a sick cunt eh?
>>60228726
Yes, we're full.
>>60228731
you can never escape me friendo
>>60228730
fuck man I struggle with grabbing a beer sometimes after a workout. Havent done it yet though
>>60228753
is it nice?
>>60228766
Rude
>>60228726
FUCK OFF THEY'RE FULL, SPIC
>>60228764
you gotta be a sick cunt notta hard cunt
>>60228726
go to hell pedro
>>60228798
No offense, this goes for any Cacuck who's trying to move here as well.
>>60228824
Don't make me call Emus
>>60228794
yeah kinda
>>60228869
Don't make me call the local cartel leader
>Footfag German
>New tripfag on a daily basis
>Constant infighting about Canadians
>Autistic anime RP shitposters (although this is old news)
When did this place become so shit? I'd gladly trade all of that shit for the days of LMM and CIA again.
/brit/ got BTFO by /lat/ haha
>>60228894
>implying I'm not the leader
wew lad
>>60228918
Real talk though: how much power do cartels have? Like have you seen any in action?
>>60228628
so close yet so far
>>60228945
They used to be strong but not anymore and I haven't seen anything related to them but that doesn't mean that crime is rare in my city.
might buy a muzzle for this damn dog ngl
http://www.bbc.com/news/world-asia-36423319
>"North Korea editorial praises 'wise' Trump"
>in big letters on the frontpage of BBC news this morning
>take the time to actually read the article
>it turns out it's referencing what is literally just an editorial written by a Chinese guy with absolutely zero authority on the subject
>the article keeps trying to imply "he's probably right!"
>in reality the only official statements from any person with authority in North Korea have been AGAINST Trump, not in support of him
hooray for quality unbiased journalism
I'm not even a fan of Trump, but for fuck's sake, this is just downright propaganda. God damn journ*lists are such fucking scum, the whole lot of them. Also what the fuck is wrong with the BBC? I mean holy fucking shit this is completely ridiculous. Literally just pure demagogical propaganda, nothing short of it.
Is he white?
>>60229015
Mexico is better the further from the US border you are right?
>>60229043
no, he looks like a nasty mestizo
>>60229043
white enough for kisses
I found a /pol/ack in a normie site http://imgur.com/user/saintragnarok
>>60229036
the worst thing is that people seem to have this idea that the BBC is some kind of ultra impartial or neutral thing.
>>60229045
It's actually worse mate.
>>60229043
honourary white desu
>>60229246
He just sold the gun that was used to kill Treyvon on some auction site. dude got something crazy like $40k for it.
>>60229354
I'm surprised it wasn't a joke bid like 99% probably were
>>60229354
>>60229246
Sorry, $100k. Good lord.
>>60229395
http://www.cnbc.com/2016/05/19/zimmerman-claims-to-have-sold-trayvon-martin-gun-for-100k.html
> The site tweeted a statement earlier this week saying, "George Zimmerman has confirmed that an offer of $100,000 with verified funds has been submitted."
cytu(dotasd)be/r/cumbois
>>60229400
>>60229432
Its been a week... Anyone know when the wine I'm making will be ready to drink?
http://www.strawpoll.me/10374034/r
>>60229536
Stop with the dot shit fags
https://cytu
.be/r/cumbois
Dummy little Canada
>>60229808
>mexismalls calling anyone little
help! Mcgrimsby is below his (you) quota for the day! Reply to me loyal mcgrimsbians!
Dummy little America
poopsmack mcgrimsby is a good lad
oh shit waddup
>>60229864
>ameridummies
Keeek
4 beers deep and about to meet with my dad who will be pissed if he knows i've been drinking lads
>>60229989
its dat dead meme!
Based Canada
>Chinese foreign minister berates Canadian reporter for asking about human rights
What a fucking cunt this guy is
>>60230099
Then stop drinking.
Hola senores, busco trabajo! work! work! tacos gratuitos si me dan trabajo, free tacos!
>>60230099
keep drinking
>>60230226
Yes tacos hahahah tequila xDDD
>>60230184
you sound like my dad
>>60230234
you sound like my subconscious
>>60230226
Andale andale arriba arriba
>>60230261
You're my son.
>>60229043
he's actually el peruANO
fuck he just got out AGAIN
Quick, somebody catch him!
>>60230164
Link:
http://www.cbc.ca/news/politics/chinese-foreign-minister-berates-reporter-1.3611510
>>60230261
Kill your self, underage b&
>>60229638
starting a new movie /cum/lads
your average aussie shitposter
>>60230313
>>60230313
*loads shotgun*
>>60230108
*orgasms after reading that*
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/1985_Mexico_City_earthquake
>>60230472
Whats the average mexican shitposter look like
>>60230634
I hope another one happens in Mex City.
>>60230647
>refugee crimes being covered up
>Only local news article that mentioned race
>North african
>>60230634
>implying the kids wouldn't be ded too
that city was built on a lake, liquefaction is a bitch
>>60230634
YO
CAMINARÉ ENTRE LAS PIEDRAS
>>60230699
Nice face 8/10 no homo
Got any canadian ones
>>60229043
I try not to be /pol/ but I fucking swear that his skin got lighter after the trial.
Thank you for helping us in ww2 Mexico
>>60230764
That what happens when you get no sun from never leaving the house.
>>60230761
>>60230761
>>60230790
true
How do I become a normie, /cum/?
I need to get some debauchery and sin in before I get old
>>60231111
you must be german
>>60231155
Gym
Guys:
How to I play as a pure mage in Skyrim? My ass is getting kicked.
>>60231376
fucking how? magic is op as fuck
>>60231376
>plays stuff that's about magic and shit
Immediately ignored
>>60231376
skyrim is garbage though, why would you play it?
>>60231376
Stack shit that lowers mana cost for spells.
>>60231376
its easy you buy the witcher 3 and play it
>>60231454
>buy
good goy
>tfw have to drink all this beer tonight
>only 5 in and getting noticeably wasted
>10 more to go
wat do /cum/
>>60231482
>have to
why
>>60231497
if I don't then who will?
>>60231514
I meant why do you have to finish all of it in one night
also your toilet
>>60231537
>I meant why do you have to finish all of it in one night
I work Friday morning and therefore can't drink tomorrow night really
>also your toilet
what about it
>>60231460
its legit the best game i played in years, i would buy another copy and give to somebody else just cause the company who makes it needs to exist longer and theyre pretty cool about people torrenting their shit
>>60231612
>Canadian has shit taste
wew
>>60231542
the schoolteacher wins by miles
>>60231612
>and they're pretty cool about people torrenting their shit
No they're not
>>60231696
go play fallout 4 you casual
>>60231758
compared to ubisoft they take it kinda lightly
>>60228717
RIP you beautiful beautiful man
No homo
>>60231776
>Go play Fallout 4 you casual
>Call other people casual
>Plays a casual RPG
>>60229632
Takes 2 weeks on avg to be drink ready. It won't taste great and might have some bite to it but it will totally get you lit. If you're going for flavor you'll want to siphon the wine into a glass container and let it sit until it's completely clear of sediment. That takes a couple months.
Why do the Filipinos like us so much?
>>60231905
we were better caretakers than spain
>>60231905
>''russia and america are becoming bros''
Watched The Burbs featuring a young Tom Hanks.
Good movie, would recommend 2bh
my dad likes war shows like gen kill, the pacific, band of brothers
what should i give him to watch? already thinjking about unsere mutter unsere vater
>>60231905
same as the rest of south east asia, they're scared of china
Should I buy a PS Vita or a 3DS?
>>60231863
Can't you just stop using witcher senses if you think it ruins the game?
>>60232020
Some GOAT tier dadcore movies, old but great:
The Great Escape
Battle for Hamburger Hill
The Longest Day
Green Berets
don't think my dad realized i was a few beers in lads
though it was kinda obvious imo idk
welp might as well continue diggin my well
>>60232020
Kelly's Heroes or Bridge Over the River Kwai if he doesn't already have them.
>>60229043
Half Jew, half peruANO.
>mfw Trumpaloonie is pandering to the masses by shitposting in real life
>mfw he prolly won't do anything but help laws that protect rich people and businesses
You ever so tired you can't sleep? Great pic btw, OP.
>>60232091
PS Vita
>>60231905
Our regular allies all seem like us at around 65%.
Why does Ghana and Kenya have consistently high approval of the US?
>Why do the Filipinos like us so much?
China has been dicks to them (and the rest of Southeast Asia)
I'm surprised SK has a high rating, too. Higher than Japan.
>>60232091
depends what you want to play
>>60232020
A Bridge Too Far. It's about us fucking up in WWII so it's not so jingoistic.
>>60232259
leaning towards a PS Vita. The games library seems to be weak, but it has better hardware (I will probably use it to stream video often)
>>60232291
I play a little bit of everything, but my main genres are racing games and RPGs.
What makes Quebec so unique aside from the language difference?
>>60232230
>implying it matters who is president
Obama didnt turn america into a muslim communist paradise.
If Trump is elected america wont suddenly turn into a naziesque racist wet dream that shits on poor people
No American politician that is far enough off center will EVER be elected again. we are one of the most stable/stagnant countries in the west
>>60232360
Nintendo has Pokemon and Mario Kart so there's that. I've always preferred Nintendo handhelds because it seems like the right platform for their main titles.
>>60232415
>that image
>>60232399
Nothing but some good food and some nice buildings. Aside from that it's just like anywhere else in CanMerica.
>>60232415
Wow, the left is super desperate. They are really freaked out that he may win.
>>60232399
They are inherently superior to anglophones
>>60232506
My dad has done a bunch of business in Paris and Montreal and he's always said the Quebecois are far worse than the French. Said they think they're more French than the French.
>>60232309
>>60232175
>>60232129
thanks lads
>>60232230
>implying Congress won't throw a multi-year tantrum and block every single thing
doing a power hour lads
hopefully i can finish 7 beers with this
>>60232541
Obviously they're inferior to the French. I might rank them above the Belgians but Metropolitan France is clearly the best.
>Stephen Hawking accuses Trump of pandering to the lowest common denominator
>Meanwhile the democratic platform is literally "white people, guns and Christianity are bad"
Hawking's a hack. I don't care how "smart" people claim he is.
I'm 20 years old and I finally bought my first car and am going to my driver's test tomorrow, really fucking anxious desu (been driving for 3-4 months before hand)
can't even eat or sleep because my anxiety has shot through the roof
>>60232585
>power hour
For what purpose Canuckbro?
>>60232612
where are you taking your drivers test? the meme around where i lived was to take it in a town that had a single 4 way stop lel
>>60232612
Get a mid-dose Clonidine prescription
>>60232628
a small town in southwestern ontario, about 10k people
>>60232612
wait... you didn't practice when you were 17?
>>60232650
I take very small doses of Benzodiazepines (clonazepam) like 0.25mg, usually take 2 if i'm feeling really anxious
>>60232612
you can do it!
>>60232607
all materialists are hacks
>>60232654
oh lad that's about the size of the town i took mine in. just be wary of school zones and shit. also idk about ontario but here its illegal to go across a corsswalk as long a pedestrian is in it no matter what. that failed my brother. also i guess practice your parallel parking, though i still hit the curb on mine for -10 points
>>60232675
i abuse all the benzos i get :)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gChOifUJZMc
>10 spot openings at grocery stores all over town
>have experience working at safeway
>nobody will give me an interview
>>60232675
Good lad
>tfw making 25 dollars an hour at a sour gas plant
>smugpepe.jpg
>>60232674
You can get your g1 (learners permit) when you're 16 here, but unfortunately I wasn't fortunate enough to actually own a car or practice with one
>>60232677
thanks senpai
>>60232690
where you at?
>>60232701
Are you >white?
>>60232720
>where you at?
west central alberta
>learners permit
fucking dumbest thing ever in alberta desu
>>60232740
yessir
>>60232607
More like "white people, guns, christianity, and capitalism are bad and if you disagree you're a racist and/or a bigot"
And that's as "pandering" as you can possibly get.
>>60232742
errr i meant the GDL is the dumbest fucking thing ever
26 and still don't have my full license
>>60232742
isn't it like 14 to get one there? pretty young tbqh
>>60231158
Thats not a hole just a couch :D
Solid loafs coming out my b hole
>>60232612
how much does it cost there?
drivers licence in here is 2000 euros +
>>60232794
wut the fug
its like $30 here in america
>>60232773
yeah 14 to get a learners, have to have a driver with you at all times, don't think you can have passengers or something. got it confused with the GDL, which might as well not exist. the restrictions are fucking retarded. also 14 aint young nigga, try driving around on farms and shit
This power hour is kicking my fucking ass lads
>>60232794
$150 CAD (100euros) for learners permit
$50 for driver's test (34 euros)
>>60232805
I live in a rural/farm community m8
>>60232842
>I live in a rural/farm community m8
shouldn['t it be easy as fuck for you then?
>>60232842
That seems oddly expensive, wow.
>>60232863
You take the test in town, you never even hit an 80km/h during the test
>>60232879
Yeah same where I live, you never town, max like 50km/h, they still try to fuck you on bullshit though
somebody make a new thread
Jesus Christ Paracucks
>>60232904
>209 posts
new thread WHEN?
pls make the shots of beer stop ;_;
>>60232909
wut
>>60232794
>2000 euros +
This is not freedom.
>>60232904
>209 posts
hmmmmmmmmm
>>60232934
nigga just say no
>>60232934
Keep going.
>>60232934
>he kept drinking
good man
>>60232960
but thats rape
>>60232943
send freedom and liberty
>>60230313
GITTIM
hehe
>>60232937
I hate the whole EU IV aesthetic tbhfam.
>>60232984
>>60233009
I want a finnish girl to own
posting fire youtube vids
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B2gIEAieHXo
>>60233058
you cannot own steppe nomads
>>60233070
>Finger Family
never again
>>60233078
There is a cute finnish grill who posts here under an American flag and says she's from illinois
>>60232984
wat r u eating?
>>60233030
I want to play these but I refuse to pirate from small, respectable studios. I'm however too cheap to gamble on it. I could end up playing one game and never touch it again. My extent of autism simulators are total war and Civ IV.
>>60232612
Relax, DMV's or whatever they're called in your country are full of niggers and they don't care whether you can drive, more often than not they'll look for any excuse not to pass you and force you to repay to take the test again. When you retake the test they'll be forced to give you a drivers license depending on how your evaluater feels that day it's in the U.S best interest to have you be dependent on oil so it's not like they won't pass you like in this fools country>>60232794
.
>>60233078
Yes, the great warrior must take his prize. It simply cannot be given to him.
I'm thinking about throwing out the amphetamine I have...
Ive only done it a few times and it was good, I had a small and sensible amount, and had it early in the day on my days off so it didn't affect my sleep.
It hasn't harmed me at all, and I have been responsible with it, but I just feel like such a fucking failure just having it in my possession.
I have 5 grams, and I'm thinking of just throwing it all away
>>60233102
chicken brocoli and rice
>22
>Still getting zits
>>60232794
thats a lotta money
>>60233155
very healthy anon
gud boi
>>60233144
Flush that shit. If you don't want it get rid of it.
>>60233157
28 and I still get them. It never ends you just get them less. What really fucks me is how bad hangovers are. They get even worse, allegedly.
>>60233144
boil em, mash em, stick em in a stew!
>>60233157
get some face scrub and use it every night. Itll make you feel cleaner while doing it
>24
>have only ever gotten 2 pimples ever
hahaha
>>60233227
delete this
>>60233237
shut up cana-chan
>>60233270
gonna go buy some mor ebeer lads
what a mistake lol
People who find futility in life probably don't eat enough of their favorite ice cream.
>>60233295
Wew
>>60233295
There's literally nothing wrong with getting black out drunk in the middle of the week even if you have shit to do the next day. I'm gonna go get a sixer of something with a decent alcohol content so I'll join you.
