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Dakotan reunification edition
This thread is better
2nd for check em
>>60210277
Yes
It has repeating digits
I claim this thread for beer and cheese
doing a poo
>>60210311
You ain't claiming shit Wiscucksin
Stop posting in /brit/ you annoying yanks.
Hello lads
>>60210375
u asked us 2>>60210119
>>60210351
Fuck you
>>60210375
Not until you nerds stop posting here
>>60210311
>dat #9
yuri
>>60210351
Fuck off
>>60210410
>>60210460
Is there an issue-problem?
>>60210375
>annoying yanks
Are you implying all yanks are annoying, or yanks that aren't annoying are welcome in /brit/?
>>60210487
DELETE THIS!!!!
>>60210514
America won the cultural war
You're all living in Amerika
Amerika
It's wunderbar
>>60210491
All yanks are annoying.
>>60210514
You too.
>>60210514
WE ARE ALL LIVING IN AMERIKA
>>60210551
Delete what? Hmmm?
>>60210375
>>60210582
Get the fuck out of here
>>60210631
real talk, our flags are shit
doing a poo
>>60210631
I SAID DELETE IT!!
So will Trump beat Hilary?
Lmao
>>60210685
Take that back
Wisconsin flags are great
Why would a real grill post on my /cum/?
![Pain and Gain.mkv_snapshot_01.00.05_[2015.09.08_14.13.41].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/Hacy1gY.jpg "Pain and Gain.mkv snapshot 01.00.05 [2015.09.08 14.13.41]")
>>60210792
Well fuck
>>60210816
mebbe she wants ur cum
>>60210816
because they want that sweet sweet neet dick
>be american
>get pot
just
>>60210685
speak for yourself
best flag coming through
>>60210706
Delete? Delete what?
>>60210761
Innit great?
>>60210753
If I were a betting man I'd say no, but I really do prefer Trump now as things have progressed so I hope he wins
>>60210816
Just stop
>>60210912
I love my county flag 2bh
>>60210685
>SD's flag could've been this but the legislation was suspended
JUST
>>60210852
that'd be nice
>>60210888
nice trips
>>60211029
no
I need real answers
Pls pray for Cali-baby
>>60210761
Who the hell creates these awful flags? I'm so proud of mine compared to some of these abominations
>>60211130
i hope the shooter kills a lot of mexicans
>>60211124
lassies always want to be one of the lads
>>60211131
Rapid City's flag isn't used at all in public, I'm not even sure city council knows where the flags are even stored.
Yanks are literally a different species
What the actual fuck, cringing so hard
https://youtu.be/HyEXV5fZTrY
>>60211200
agree
>>60211248
>Yanks
Californians aren't Yanks.
They're coasties
>>60211238
Well I fucking hope they don't discover where they keep them, it just seems so pathetic as if it were made using word art or something
Friendly reminder that Chicanos are not welcome either in Mexico or America.
Now it's all up to Canada.
>>60211248
>liberal arts californians
>even human fucking beings
>>60211029
>getting Trump for foreign policy
>going on /int/
Something doesn't add up here.
>Be American
>Go to school
>Get Shot
20 bucks it was a gook
why are brits always so butthurt
>inb4 "banter"
>>60211248
get thee back from whence ye came ye sodding wretch
There is nothing more annoying than a bunch of dogs in an apartment complex with windows for them to incessantly bark at each other from.
>>60211490
ya cant handle the bantz lad?
>be american
>get_____
>>60211490
can't accept their inferiority to the german people and how they (the brits) became irrelevant.
>>60211593
rekt
>>60211033
>a fucking swastika
>>60211467
I side with is pretty shit, but I think I agree with Trump that we should stop spending on foreign aid, isolationist policy in the middle east and scale down our role at the UN but these aren't major concerns to me
>>60208670
Usually you can find someone who speaks English.
It can be a little bit more difficult if you don't speak any Russian or Ukrainian, but you can get by OK in most situations. If you get a phrasebook and learn a tiny bit of basic Russian then you can get by just fine.
A lot of young people speak English, so most of the time you will be fine with them, it is just the older generations generally.
>>60211593
clapped
>>60211525
Better than the next door apartment being some single mom, her seven kids and her boyfriends screaming at eachother at three in the morning
>>60211546
it's hardly banter though
you guys are always getting genuinely butthurt and trying to pass it off as "bantz"
literally no other country does this
>>60211467
Same happened to me.
Trump doesn't trust muzzies and neither do I.
Currently eating cookies
>>60211626
It's a Lakota medicine wheel, something the Sioux used very often, and the Sioux's history is pretty intertwined with the state's.
Yanks? Nah not a fan.
>>60211919
I hope not too much
>>60211933
I was only kidding, I guessed it had something to do with them, but I couldnt resist making a joke
system bolaget is bullshit lads
Elliot Rodger's manifesto is actually a pretty good read.
I think plenty of us can relate to some points of his life.
>>60212146
I already relate with tfw no gf
>>60212146
PLUNGE
L
U
N
G
E
>>60212114
It's fine
>>60212186
same
also i've only had meaningless sex with a hooker twice so I guess i'm technically still some kind of a virgin
>>60212146
He came off as a whiny autistic baby tbqh
having a go
>be californian
>ban all the guns
>get shot anyway
LITERALLY cannot fabricate this lads
GOD BLESS THE BEST STATE
>>60210631
I WAS JUST ABOUT TO POST THIS
>>60212363
>i've ... had ... sex
>>60212424
How strict are their gun laws? I doubt they've actually banned all guns
>>60212432
You finally got wifi?
>>60212523
it feels just like fapping but a lot warmer
>>60212551
THE GREAT STATE OF MINNESOTA HAS ALWAYS HAD WIFI
>>60212432
>>60212483
Hello best neighbor!
>>60212551
They've banned a LOT of guns.
Their laws are incredibly strict compared to the majority of the country.
ucla anon here
meme magic is actually real
i wore a trump hat yesterday and now i'm living through
>be american
>get shot
>>60212551
You have to have a bullet button on assault rifles. Two week cool off period for handguns and I think it's 3 for shotguns and rifles. Background checks are mandatory.
>>60212679
stay safe man
>>60212678
god bless america
my penis becomes erect when looking at pictures of scantily clad women
If girls are sluts now why havent I had the sex? Checkmate Mexicans
But really though i'm a senior in HS and even the "good" girls with straight A's come to school in a bra with see-through cloth over it.
It's funny though, the teachers have no idea what to do. These are the good kids, they do all their homework, and they come to school dressed like hookers. What are they supposed to do, suspend all of them?
>>60212687
3 days* for shotguns and rifles
>>60212424
I've heard some of your stats have stricter gun control than Canada.
>>60212779
My understand is Canada's gun laws vary a lot province to province.
>>60212744
It's time for the snip snip then
>>60212764
My school just set up a dress code. It was more about what you couldn't wear than could.
At the time mini-skirts were a big thing so they made a rule that if the girl put her hands to her sides and the skirt was shorter than her reach she couldn't wear it. Also shirts couldn't show belly buttons I think, which was nice since some obese girls were wearing clothes too small for them..
>>60212845
They do. Just like they vary from State to state in the USA.
>>60212626
I thought you didnt have internet or something? Also what's up with the caps lock?
>>60212678
They say the same thing about here because of the """SAFE""" act, lets just say there are loopholes...
I am the official /brit/ ambassador to /cum/
I was shot today :(
>>60212888
My school has the same policy, but it's not enforced, because as I stated these are literally the brightest students breaking them en masse
It's crazy
On the one hand I get to oogle them all day but on the other I have to oogle them all day
>>60212964
the >be american get _____ meme was real
>>60212678
What guns are banned in California?
might have a beer even though it's 5am and i just woke up
>>60213057
Hair of the dog or just a craving?
>>60212687
I'm assuming there's a ban on high capacity magazines as well?
>>60212964
Second times a charm?
>>60213057
fuck off bogan
>>60213004
What guns AREN"T banned in California?
>>60213093
Just a craving.
>>60213004
"Assault Weapons, Olympic Pistols, and Destructive Devices"
>>60212845
Not really. It's pretty standardized. You can't hop a provincial line and get slapped with massive different requirements. Our guns laws are more federal/ RCMP influenced.
Hunting licenses can vary a bit, that's it.
>>60213093
hair of the dog maybe, i am feeling a little bit ill although i only had one beer last night
>>60213096
Sorry I mistyped it.
The shooting gave me brain damage.
>>60213146
Assault rifles aren't banned. That kike Feinstein couldn't even get her minions to write a low competent enough to ban them. All you need is a bullet button which is rendered useless with a couple turns from a screwdriver.
>>60212979
It was the same with mine, but the teachers just asked the kids or talked to their parents and they'd comply.
A fat girl tried to fight against not being able to wear shirts that were too small for her, but that was all that came of it. It was a small town so people weren't as obsessed with looking like sluts on the TV.
>you will never be such a faggot that you believe this shit
>>60213283
Law*
wtf is a bullet button
>>60213418
A button that requires a key of bullet tip to eject the magazine.
>>60213418
commiefornia required a specialized tool to change mags
someone came up with a way that the special tool was a bullet you push into a hole
hippies are pissed
>>60213471
that's retarded
>>60213273
stop posting this
El chicano lava baños
>>60213273
Go fucking immigrate to someone else with your cancer.
>>60213514
welcome to gun control
>>60213283
No, assault weapons are, and removing the button makes you a felon.
I should probably mention that California is trying to ban weapons with bullet buttons now.
NOBODY CARES ABOUT YOUR SHIT STATE
>>60213551
>>60213623
you mean osrs??
>>60213746
Nobody is talking about the south
What is a bullet button
>UCLA
ETA on fresh obama tears?
Nobody cares about your shit country.
>>60213669
>bullet buttons
what the fuck are those
>>60213843
My ass
>>60213868
Nobody is talking about England.
>implying my city's flag isn't better than yours
>>60213872
A block that replaces the magazine release where if you want to detach a magazine you need tools.
The button bit makes it a bit easier to get rid of the block so you can detach magazines.
So do they know anything about shooters? Caught them?
>>60213936
My grandma is cousins with that abortionist who was shot in church.
>>60213982
Looking like a murder suicide. Asshole had to do it on campus. Nobody would have heard about this outside of the metro area if he did it off campus.
>>60214111
crop her face out next time please
My nephew wants to watch the minion movie again.
>go to america
>literally every woman there wants to fuck me because of my accent
can't make this shit up lmao
yay i caught kyogre
>>60214334
>OI LOV U WAN SAM FAK
>>60214334
once they get used to your accent they'll grow to hate your personality and leave you
>>60214334
They don't want to fuck you. They want to be able to tell their slut friends they fucked a Brit. You're a merit badge in the order of whores.
>>60214334
I've read this a lot. 2bh I don't know anyone that likes your accent. Most people here think you sound retarded as they are used to american english.
>>60214523
Cute picture senpai. Can I save it?
how much do you think rick harrison would pay for these old books, they're from the late 1800's.
I'll go to las vegas next week.
>shawshank redemption
>brooks was here
Furfag genocide when?
>>60214621
What a load of bull ahahaha
>>60214699
no i only have 1!
>>60214965
>What a load of bull
I bet you know a lot about bulls and loads.
>>60214870
You'll never see him. He is only in the shop when they film. There's also a huge line to walk through the store. Still, no reason not to take them if you want to sell them. Remember that they have overhead and they're not a museum.
>>60214870
Probably not much unless they're historically significant.
>>60215066
c) i don't look at the picture and filter the post immediately
>>60215066
That's a dude
>>60214334
>Things that next happened
British accents are shit desu
>>60215063
>>60215074
i really don't want to see him personally or even be on the show, probably i will end up in another pawn shop, but i really want to get at least 50 bucks. I've never made this kind of deals and i really want to have that experience.
I'm not going to LV just for by the way
>>60215260
Your women don't feel the same way, yank.
>>60215366
Just sell it off in MeJico de eFFe
>>60215404
>Gets slags
>"Lmao yank women are slags"
>>60215404
We can spare a few women. Your island could use some fresh genes.
>>60215479
i'll join you
>>60215412
if i go there those books are just going to disappear and i 'll get no money
Sharia law for Briton when?
>>60215612
Those soles are beautiful
Haha hi im still awake
>>60215762
Haha you absolute madman
>>60215762
latvians are bad people
>>60215762
Sleep.
>>60215913
qtiest hat
>>60210222
canada what the fuck is this shit
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tLeCmRiZkvo
>>60215907
:(
>>60215913
Havent finished my beers yet
>>60215898
Can someone stop him???
>>60216027
judging by all the whites and spics, i'd say it's actually america
>>60216027
Why
bye /cum/-chan
>>60216398
c============3
>>60216398
bye honey
How many inches do you think queen Elizabeth can take?
I wish I could play the guitar /cum/...
>>60216781
then learn
>>60216811
B-but that's hard.
>>60216781
Super easy to learn a few chords. You can fuck around from there. Probably the easiest instrument to pick up but one of the hardest to be good at.
>>60216881
it really isn't
>>60210222
Going to North Dakota for camping (red lake falls) soon any tips ND BROS?
>>60211466
hahah fukkin saved
test
>>60211302
California fought for the union in the civil war.
test succesful
>>60217194
Sup dutchbro
Got new lesbian neighbours /cum/. One of them is actually attractive
>>60217271
hello canada
how are you?
>>60217339
Lipstick lesbians are GOAT drinking buddies.
Everyone look at my flag
>>60217215
>those people who do this while someone is still driving the car
there are not enough people from the deep south in these threads
>>60217558
>chattanooga
this is a joke right
2nd day of class, qt checked me out 2-3 times
What do?
>>60217600
because they can't afford or don't know how to operate computers
>>60217650
We are a very important city we have a volkswagen plant and boast some of the fastest internet speeds in the country
What are you listening to /cum/?
http://youtu.be/1nCLBTmjJBY
>>60217724
Fuck her
>>60217861
he means this figuratively
>>60217779
woah
i didnt even know about the existence of tennesse
is this something what you guys call a flyover state?
>>60217800
https://youtu.be/Zo3bzvPLLqc no bully
>>60218024
no it's a southern state
FUCK THE SUN!
I'm hungry but I don't want to eat
hey /cum/, Rage Against the Machine (minus Zach) are doing a live tour right now, with Tom Morello (guitar) and Chuck D from Public Enemy.
I guess I'm still learning English... Could anyone tell me what it is exactly that Chuck D did in politics back in the day?
chuck D
>I was a scheduling secretary for US center-allound (??) in Cranston (??) [(so I know how dirty politics are)]
does he say "center-allound" ??? Does he say "in Cranston" ??
following MP3 link at exactly 49'10 (that is 49min 10 seconds)
http://nyc.podcast.play.it/media/d0/d0/d1/dB/dV/dB/dV/1BVBV_3.MP3?show=The%20Kevin%20%26%20Bean%20Show%20on%20KROQ&category=Comedy&callsign=KROQFM&market=Los%20Angeles&awCollectionId=95&awEpisodeId=640719&listeningSessionID=573f5f7ea91ff5af_1043385_bThhCIQo_00000006fnc
(only for reference http://podcastrss.play.it/the-kevin-bean-show-on-kroq_mp3_128.xml)
thanks a lot!
>>60218760
Chuck D was fairly radical left in his time.
I wish I had some kind of talking dog that could cure my depression
>>60218760
Also Kevin and Bean is the GOAT morning show of all time... been listening to them since I was like 2
>>60218804
Yeah I guess... so would you have any idea of what in politics would sound like "scented-allound" or centerallound ?
I'm just being autistic about this
>>60218871
really? I would agree, bean listening to them for 4 years!
>>60218837
I'd worry about making the dog sad too.
>>60218837
hey how are you, anonymous?
>>60218837
Oh.
Well okay, then.
I guess you won't be needing me.
>>60219013
Anon said talking dog, not frog
i really want trump to become the next prez
>>60219238
Why? You miss your family?
>>60219198
leave frog alone
>>60219292
yeah xD
>>60219238
Lets crash global capitalism with no survivors
>"if humans evolved from apes why are there still gorillas?"
The "Prophets of Rage" itw is interesting, because kevin/bean are trying to ask us where they stand politically.
This is what always bothered me with RATM lyrics. So powerful, but so vague when you look at it closely.
They won't say "no answer / next question" in a rude way, but they're masters of the art of dodging the question. Sound like politicians, t/b/h
"People are angry, so they turn to extremes, like Trump and racism, or the other alternative, Bernie Sanders, a kind of idealistic program that will never happen.
"We would like to say to everyone that they should never have to settle for anything. If you want change, then you can do it, by putting a bit of yourself in everything you do. That's what we did, as musicians"
=> french anon : ok, but you have a chance to talk to millions of people, you're pretty fake if you don't use that opportunity to say where you stand, what kind of change you're fighting for.
>>60219198
yeah, fair
>>60219316
this
>census
>first time I try it their shitty website isn't working
>try it again a bit before the deadline, works this time
>didn't give them my phone number
>now getting robocalls from the government telling me to complete my census
why even ask for my personal information if they're just going to steal it from my drivers license application and use it to send me automated threats?
>>60219355
>I believe in evolution
>>60218678
why
footsex is gud sex
>>60219732
feets are smelly
ain't it funny how prophet sounds like profit?
Morning buds
>>60219864
Depends
>>60219923
Mornin' tripfriend, did you have any nice dreams?
>>60220029
Didn't have any dreams. Slept like a fucking rock
>>60220107
Not even some cute Asian feet that crossed your sleepy mind?
Other question, how do you say "audiotel" in american english?
This is what I just wrote in feeback for reverso.net, asking for a translation,
>"audiotel" in french is a broad term to refer to a recorded answering machine with several choices ("if... press 1, if... press 2, ..."). Example : "Shoot! I couldn't reach anything but their audiotel!"
>>60219713
Well, yes.
>>60220231
Nope, maybe next time
>>60220301
It's just called an answering machine here, or voicemail
>>60220372
well I'm looking for something in 3 letters, something with "system", may sound like "SAT", except SAT is a test to compete for colleges...
>>60220455
hmm. Sorry man I've never heard of something like that.
>>60220512
No problem. I wrote it down somewhere... I was at work and I was thinking about /cum/ (also /int/)
>>60219923
Hello
when Latvia was part of russia, it was more relevant and useful
>>60220679
Bit rude
>>60220641
Hi
>>60220679
r00d
>>60220679
This
Your country used to be part of the most glorious country in the world, now you're just a poor backwater with no relevancy in anything
>>60220679
When Mexico was part of Spain, it was more relevant and useful.
Latvia is based
>>60210311
>wisconstitution
i love this word but havent found a place to use it in like a year kek
>>60220724
>>60220708
>>60220749
>>60220768
wow, never expectred this
Ummmmm....
>>60220512
>>60220455
ok, found it VPS. I thought it was a common word, I guess this company was just overly technical, saying,
> Voice Processing System (VPS) to let callers leave ... Dial 0 (Operator). Dial 1. Dial 2. Dial 3. Dial 0. Dial 1. 3-level. DISA. OGM 1. Dial 2. Dial 0. (Mike).
Also maybe my question was wrong, that company probably had an answering machine able to understand voice.
>>60220888
I've honestly never heard VPS used. Makes sense though.
After the day of the rope the footfags will be purged along with the rest of the undesirables
Who /home improvement/ here?
It's the best sitcom apart from Seinfeld
>>60221035
well the weirdest thing is I had written down "IVPS"
I saw little french kids learning spoken french, it's funny how I have the same problem as them, deciphering spoken english. In child education studies, that is called "segmentation", i.e. guessing where an unknown word ends, and where another unknown word begins.
Like a "lover", it's "amoureux" in french, many kids think it's "namoureux" because in the spoken version we say "un... ...amoureux"
/autism
>>60220848
Dawkins is actually pretty based. Literally has every muslim in Britain anally ravaged whenever he says anything and he gets slammed as a "racist" for it even though he's left wing as hell.
Pale?
>>60221140
never heard of it.
>>60221140
Tim allen is undderated
>>60220785
Cheers lad
>Good moooorning anon! We slept well.
How do you respond?
>>60221140
I like Curb more than Seinfeld.
watched an episode of Home Improvement the other day because of pure nostalgia and it wasn't as funny as I remembered it to be.
>>60221230
Ale?
>>60221140
>>60221382
>Seinfeld
Shit show.
>>60221368
Get your disgusting meat pegs out of my face
>>60221368
I dumped a quart of semen into your cunt... we need to run to Walgreens and get a Morning after pill
>>60221382
I like curb more as well, but Seinfeld is still the GOAT sitcom.
>>60221489
>We know you get grumpy in the morning but that's no excuse to be rude to us!
>>60221586
This little piggy went to the market, this little piggy got broken
>>60221489
>not wanting those tasty toes
>24 year old teacher turned herself in after being impregnated by 13 year old student
>Texas in charge of not being degenerate
>>60221867
>you missed out on middleschool /ss/
>>60221867
>Memeiors fan
Bandwagoning cunt
>>60221867
Shes hot too, lucky kid
wahey new lads
>>60221963
>>60221963
>>60221963
>>60221867
Lucky kid
>>60221867
I wonder what the boy looked like? He had have to have been a Mexican equivalent of a chad.
>>60221867
This seriously happens about twice a week. We really must have a bottomless supply of these women. That and the legal recourse is literally just slap on the wrist tier for women.
Ar labu nakti, dārgie draugi.
>>60221867
Why the fuck cant /ss/ happen to me
Fucking 13 y/o Chad fucks
>>60219923
welcome to the night shift tripfag
what job?
lucky you slept so well desu
>Bought the Complete Simon and Garfunkel
Thank you so very much you Yank bastards :)
>>60221586
Cute as fuck feet
>>60210222
Literal incest.
