Tony the Tiger edition
>>60143478
>>60143505
kek pov cunts go back to your hut and await your local baron's call
Lads who here is genuinely embarrassed of some posts you've made here? Like, actually ashamed.
I am.
poland is a SCUMMY country
Raining
>>60143522
>>60143524
Delete these posts, Karen needs to have first post.
>>60143551
nice
>>60143551
Is that the girl from Jurassic Park?
>>60143564
Sorry lad, Lizzy > Karen
>>60143553
I know, I keep telling my Polish gf that her countrymen are all charlatans but she won't listen.
>>60143564
nah
business idea: expel poland from the EU
It's half term?
why didn't anybody tell me?
business idea: collapse the EU by fomenting nationalist movements across Europe
>>60143634
Fuck off nonce
business idea: steal some of Denmark's islands when they're not looking
I wonder how many Turks are planning to move to the UK once they join the EU.
>>60143656
What are they gonna fucking doing about it even if they are looking?
>>60143663
estimates say 65-70 million
YOU constantly obsess over Japan and Japanese Girls.
Japan and Japanese girls NEVER think of Britain and British Men.
>>60143671
is that a huhu grub?
>>60143679
That's ludicrous though
>>60143641
It's already been tried many times but they never get any real power.
>>60143671
>no pavlova
>>60143682
Japanese girls fantasise about Squid
ʎʎʎʎǝɥɐM ¡uɐilɐɹʇsn∀ ɯ,I spɐl ʇno ʇi ʞɔǝɥɔ ɐɥɐɥɐH
>>60143707
but pavlova was invented in new zealand
>>60143694
I know I was memeing you :^}
business idea: sell poles as slaves
>>60143582
why are you in thailand yet you seem more patriotic than most actual British people?
my mate wrote a rap and last saturday we were listening to it he said about how he hated being british and all the lads nodded their heads like 'yeahh i'm feeling that lyric'
>>60143663
Most of them will be going to Germany, seeing as half of their family members already live there.
business idea: privatise all of poland
>>60143682
That's wrong, Japs are massive britboos
>>60143742
Have you tried being friends with actual British people and not """people""" who "rap"?
business idea: use poland as official nuclear waste dump of the EU
Woken up to whatsapp messages from 3 different girls
Last day of wageslaving today, feels good tbqhwyfm
>>60143742
I'm more interested in why you and your mates rap to each other lmao
http://youtu.be/eJjtZ0IJIEA
Chris Chan has lost it once again
business idea: stay in EU to avoid nuclear holocaust
>>60143735
I should sincerely hope so lol
>>60143742
Moving probably made me a lot more patriotic if you can wrap your head around that. It's strange I know, but when you're an expat you're labled a Brit, when you're in Britain, you're just another person.
also vocaroo us a cheeky rap lad
>>60143748
Yeah but the thing about the UK is... literally everyone learns English as a second language.
>>60143742
Your """"mate"""" is a rasheed
haha some hilarious guy just messaged me this
Thailad is my friend
-Anonymous
>>60143844
We won't get many Turks here
business idea: forcible migration of Polish males into Denmark to help their birthrate problem
>>60143821
very uncomfortable
>auscunts will never post anything of any worth
Personally I'm so happy that Maggie rekt Argentina during the Falklands War. I don't give a shit about the islands, but imagine if we lost, we'd be in Argentina's situation and the shitposting would be REAL.
fucking spacking it down in Paris. Also was just walking down the street and about 15 emergency service vehicles with sirens on sped past. Happening?
>>60143878
with benefits?
>>60143881
You can leave it at that if you like but a reason would also be good.
Stay woke
>>60143983
could it not have something to do with the rail strike?
http://www.strawpoll.me/10357838
http://www.strawpoll.me/10357838
http://www.strawpoll.me/10357838
LADS, MANDATORY POLL
NO JFS/AUSSIES
>>60143854
He's genuinely part paki actually, but everyone seemed to agree with him.
>>60143795
Millions of people listen to grime in Britain, it's a big part of this place regardless whether or not you like it
Do not reply to the Aussie shitposting cunt.
>>60144044
i chose peppering with buck shot because i know you boys also have tough gun laws x
>>60144098
>brits unironically hate grime
lmao bitch ass white boys
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BtgKoaJk_jM
>>60144003
I've already given you a reason you idiot
remy lacroix seems like an alright person
>>60144129
t. Jimmy Wong
Teacher took my snappy gum lads how do I get revenge on the cunt
>brits unironically hate the greatest development in modern music
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=brKg8NYNwII
>>60144181
vapourwave?
All rasheeds out
All auscunts out
All Continentals out
Yanks can stay
>>60144140
Ah right, you're the same lad that thinks only Turks with family abroad will migrate.
>>60144165
She is
I actually went to a house party that she was also at here in California
Chatted her up a bit and asked for her number but she didn't give it out :/
>>60144201
t. Muhammad Mohammad
>>60144201
>auscunts out
>Yanks can stay
could you be more obviously a disguised yank
morning again lads
slightly more sober this time
I'd thoroughly enjoy being electrocuted
>losing 20 pounds in 20 days with a strict diet and daily exercise
Is it feasible lads?
>>60144201
>>60143564
If Karen was real she'd be part of a paki's rapegang and you'd be powerless to change it.
>>60144204
turkey won't get into the eu in the next 100 years lad, they've got literally no chance at the 31 chapters they've got left, and no matter what fasttracking benefits they're given they still need to completely change everything about their country first. won't happen.
>>60144291
>How to get stretch marks?
>>60144285
why is it that i associate Essex with chavs?
>>60144302
>paki rape gang
>in japan
>in English countryside
>>60144098
>Millions of people listen to grime in Britain, it's a big part of this place regardless whether or not you like it
no it's fucking not, only edgy uni student, chavs and niggers/pakis listen to it
>>60144256
Nope
>>60144326
i wouldn't really call it chavvy
it's more laddy nowadays desu
*smiles at you*
>>60144291
no
even if you ate nothing and exercised nonstop.
>>60144321
>stretch marks from losing weight
what?
>>60144326
Because you've heard of it
next edition is the Gibraltar edition
>>60144332
>in English countryside
Yes. Just because they don't have a rotherham headline don't think they aren't raping little girls everywhere in the country.
>>60144318
All reports seem to indicate it's inevitable. They're getting pretty nasty about it recently saying they'll remove all migrant blocks etc.
also found this.
http://cdn.images.express.co.uk/turkey-poll/RelocatingtoBritain_KONDA_Report.pdf?_ga=1.53081576.1711906359.1456471989
mornin
>>60144362
Any rapid change in body shape can result in stretch marks
>>60144347
>niamh
now that's a meme I havent seen in a while
that is her, right?
>>60144347
>>60144375
wow poland got a tree
>>60144400
Mirin trips and dubs
>>60144393
fuck's sake
Really don't know how you lads can stomach the thought of Turkey joining the EU. Imagine some getting in even though we won't be apart of it anymore, couldn't live like that.
*Goes back to living packed with subhuman chinks*
>>60143549
I couldn't tell you a single post I made yesterday and I was posting for at least a couple of hours
4chan is disposable communication
i'm a mess
having a go
doing a poo
>>60144347
How many slags are there in that family?
>>60144384
exactly why they won't get in desu. look up what the chapters they have to fulfill are, 20 odd countries won't look the other way for all that just because of threats of exactly what the countries fear will happen if turkey is allowed to join anyway. won't happen.
>>60144441
The local imam will be proud of you son
>>60144466
*holds up a score card with a 10 on it*
>>60144342
>edgy uni students, chavs and niggers/pakis aren't a part of Britain
First day here is it mate? Don't worry, you'll fit right in regardless of skin colour or religion.
OK so today I thought I'd be friendly and greet the lady behind the counter at the gym, she returned the pleasantries which was nice.
Then when I was leaving I saw two of them, which made things a bit more awkward and I decided not to say anything and speed past them, hoping they wouldn't notice me but I heard some sniggering when I was exiting through the door.
Did I fuck up?
thinking bout you
off to fucking yorkshire in this fucking blistering heat
gonna take 3 fucking hours to get there
fucking yay
>First day here is it mate? Don't worry, you'll fit right in regardless of skin colour or religion.
>>60144481
Obviously neither of us can say for sure what will happen. Hopefully not, but the UK has been a massive shill for their membership for whatever reason.
Reminder that Poleaboo is behind the fedora postss.
>>60144441
what's better about the Hohols?
the gf
>>60144560
Don't get the fascination for this girl ngl
made a cauliflower soup last night
doing some really smelly farts
>>60144514
>Yorkshire
Lovely place, ruined by the absolute cunts who live there.
>You listen to music that is aimed demographically for subhumans scum, while calling yourself a true Brit? How traitorous of you. Vote Leave!
>>60144599
I like how you're trying to take the piss but nothing about this post is actually offensive
cant wait till the new pokemon game comes out
why is this thread going so slowly
step it up you cunts
thiccest girl you've seen?
>>60144715
your mum
Gf's boobs are 36DD
>Well yes, you seem to have insulted me for holding views I dare not express in public but will proudly own up to on a Rhodesian Boer hunting forum
>>60144715
your mum
>>60144739
post pics or stop lying.
>>60144715
we did this last night
>>60144776
did your mum last night
Was talking to a girl on Tinder last night but I fell asleep.
How bad will this affect my chances?
>>60144776
never reply to me again
>>60144804
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>>60144804
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Having oaties and a cuppa. Will warm me in this windy weather
>>60144804
definitely going to die within the next 6-8 weeks
>>60144821
can't stop me
>>60144851
shut up and go back to posting pictures of black people
Why is the thread moving so slowly ffs
"1" isn't actually a number
just did an absolutely rancid fart lads
>>60144910
one is the loneliest number
might watch anime later
>>60144937
Just watched a couple of episodes of Panty and Stocking la, pretty good
>>60144913
another great post from Australia
>might watch anime later
>Just watched a couple of episodes of Panty and Stocking la, pretty good
When was the last time you woke up in the morning not feeling anxious?
>>60144981
this morning
>>60144981
this morning haha :)
>Ah why yes, I guess you could say that I "don't" have anxiety issues
![[Coalgirls]_Yuru_Yuri_Season_2_-_10_(1280x720_Blu-ray_FLAC)_[78B72263].mkv_snapshot_08.31_[2016.02.10_10.17.53].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/81dQFMN.jpg "[Coalgirls]_Yuru_Yuri_Season_2_-_10_(1280x720_Blu-ray_FLAC)_[78B72263].mkv_snapshot_08.31_[2016.02.10_10.17.53].jpg")
Wanted to sit on a bench in the park and enjoy a nice spliff but members of the so called "working" class are there with children who are obviously of age to attend school and thus truanting.
Might phone the rozzers on them.
>>60144981
this morning lad thanks for asking
>>60145014
it's half term, I know because of my wife's son (cuckolding reference hahahah)
Very big qt barista news lads
Just ordered a coffee from her at 7pm at night (I know, I know, what am I like...) anyway we talked for like 5 minutes and i got her first name. I already found her Facebook before that (you know what im like...) so do you reckon I add her now? How would I talk to her on fb?
>>60145040
what did you talk about?
>>60145040
did u only get first name?
could be weird desu
>>60145012
>>60144960
>>60144754
>>60144599
>>60144515
Stop it already. Fedora green texting is an art that should be left to the masters i.e me
>>60145040
Think, would it have been easy for you to find her facebook from her first name and career if you WEREN'T a massive creep?
If not, then don't do it
>>60145060
I already knew what school she went to so I asked her what school she went to, we both knew people from each other's school, she asked me what I was doing today, we discussed studying and some other shit
>>60145067
pathetic fedora baiting attempt, hang your head
>>60145067
>Fedora green texting is an art that should be left to the masters i.e me
>>60145086
Don't add her
Talk to her again tomorrow and ask her out
Why do Americans hate free healthcare for all whether you're rich or poor and being able to live in the security of knowing that if you ever get ill or have an accident, you can just go to a hospital and get better and not have to worry about remortgaging your house every time?
>hurrrr but I have to pay 0.0002c for some fat fuck to get a triple bypass
>>60145078
Yeah cause when I asked her what school she went to it was a loaded question since I already knew what school because of my aforementioned stalking skills and therefore we have a mutual mate (a few actually like 4)
>>60145113
That's exactly the kind of shit I'm on about
Until she tells you enough for you to find her the same way normal people do, don't add her
>>60145109
They're selfish twats.
>>60145109
you'll see when socialised medicine starts to collapse under the weight of non-contributing sponges in the next couple of decades
When is the referendum again lads? This month?
>>60145113
if she asks, just say you really wanted to pleasure yourself to her pictures and you couldn't be bothered to jump through the hoops to get the account legitimately
It's just one of those morning where I'm really carefree and just reminiscing how fortunate I am to even be here and post my thoughts on a sub-forum of an imaging board
>>60145109
well I wouldn't want to keep paying the cost for niggers and spics shooting each other
>>60145161
Me too, the good weather does it for me, makes me happy to be up and about desu
>>60145146
sometime soon idk
can't wait to vote remain and stick it to the racists
>>60145146
Well it fucking isn't today is it
Only acceptable criteria to justify sending a friend request
1. They asked you in person
2. You are friends with them irl
3. You attend the same college/uni classes and have had numerous dialogues with them and got on
4. You work in the same place and have had numerous dialogues with them and got on
5. You are attending some kind of event/charity event/shared interest activity
>>60145146
23rd June mate X
>>60145146
June 23rd I think
>>60145205
Cheers la
Off to get a McDonalds now.
EU nationals should have a vote in this referendum. Absolute joke that commonwealth shitholes like Zimbabwe can have a say but tax paying Europeans have no say.
We all know this started the Boston tea party
>>60145197
6. They're sexy and you want to wank to their pictures
7. You want to get to their friend and need mutual friends to get to them
8. You want them to help you transition to a woman named Monica and are going to threaten to rape and kill them if they refuse your request
>>60145270
>EU nationals should have a vote in this referendum.
uhhh no
*locks eyes with you from across the room*
https://youtu.be/CHekNnySAfM?t=54
ANOTHER overcast day
sigh
>>60145276
this
>>60145295
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qTG7ZxO3-sE
this is the bob marley song of /brit/
>>60145309
>Monica
FOTC
>>60145040
haha forgot to mention lads i forgot the term "childhood friends" so i instead said "kids mates"
>>60145295
>>60145325
>bob marley
way to show how much of a pleb you are
>this butthurt aussie family in Scotland
Go on the news saying it's not fair they're being deported, so they get given 2 extra months to prove they're here legally in line with their visa.
Now they're complaining they can't meet the terms of their visa and want to be allowed to stay anyway
Scumbags
>way to show how much of a pleb you are
>>60145122
she told me a few days ago what uni she goes to and what degree, and today i learned her first name and the school she went to
Acceptable conditions for supporting a team power rankings
1. You were born in the same city and your father supports them
2. You were born in the same city and live there
3. You were born in the same city
4. Your father supports them
.
.
10. Neither of the above apply but you live in the same country as the team, watched a few seasons of football to determine which team you admire based on the club's identity, style of football, history, etc
11. You went to university/moved to work in the city
12. Your partner is from the city
.
.
.
50. You are from the same country as a popular player in the team
.
.
91. You have no connection whatsoever but picked a team at random
901. You have no connection whatsoever but you picked whoever were champions at the time
9001. You have no connection whatsoever but you picked the biggest team with the most trophies
900001. You have no connection whatsoever but you picked the richest team
.
.
.
90000000001. You """supported""" one big team then changed to another big team
>>60145381
are you the austistic kid who is just here to criticise people's taste in music? It's not that deep uno
How is Switzerland one of the best countries in the world but not in the EU?! It makes no sense!!!!!
>>60145401
didn't ask
you lads ever heard this song before?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zuuObGsB0No
>>60145401
pure autism.
>you should pay for the privilege of supporting and watching a shit team every week because you were born on the same patch of land
I only accept the best, that's why I support barcelona, bayern, juventus, PSG and leicester. because I like winners.
>>60145405
No but if people keep criticising your taste in music, it should tell you something mate.
my knees really really hurt when I stand
>break immigration rules
>complain that you're being deported
>b-but we're w-white, give us special treatment
>bbbbut if we leave the eu it's taking Canada over 9 years to get a trade deal in place with the eu
Why would we want to be part of a bloc that takes 9 years to get a trade deal done?
>>60145458
most people IRL aren't contrarian enough to sperg out over bob marley
>>60145481
But Poles and Lithuanians are your Aryan cousins!
currently wagecucking
kill me
>>60145405
this desu senpai
>>60145498
These cunts are unemployed aussies claiming child benefit
>>60145481
anti white detected
Am looking quite handsome today in my anime t-shirt and cords
it has now been 212 days since that twat hiroshima put the word filters up
why do they fear our meme power?
>>60145527
nah, I'm anti-immigrant. White ones get the same treatment as nigerians who break the law
>>60145532
get a nice trilby to keep the sun off your head
>>60145542
>it has now been 212 days since that twat hiroshima put the word filters up
Doing a massive poo.
>>60145542
Why so butthurt about it fampai?
Acceptable conditions for Listening to a bandpower rankings
1. You were born in the same city and your father listens to them
2. You were born in the same city and live there
3. You were born in the same city
4. Your father listens to them
.
.
10. Neither of the above apply but you live in the same country as the team, listens to a few albums to determine which band you admire based on the bands identity, style, history, etc
11. You went to university/moved to work in the city
12. Your partner is from the city
.
.
.
50. You are from the same country as a popular member of the band
.
.
91. You have no connection whatsoever but picked a band at random
901. You have no connection whatsoever but you picked whoever were top of the album charts at the time
9001. You have no connection whatsoever but you picked the biggest band with the most awards
900001. You have no connection whatsoever but you picked the richest band
.
.
.
90000000001. You """supported""" one big band then changed to another big band
>>60145557
Remember to drink water lad x
>>60145561
memes desu senpai
you know how soldiers will go and notify the families of dead ones in the US? do they do that in other countries?
>>60145595
the british army just sends a letter with 'dead' written on it
june tomorrow
bad feel
>>60144201
can I stay
actually quite like this song lads
had to entomb my pineal gland in concrete to preserve it whilst I listen however
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9I9Ar6upx34
>>60145628
ahahahahahahahahaha good post
>>60145595
They won't turn up at your door carrying a flag, but you get told and then a sort of familiy contact officer is assigned to answer any questions you have and assist with sorting out legal stuff /media attention, etc.
>>60145630
Haha this is totally the month I get a job and finally save up for a license haha
got a response from Norse Projects lads :)
my suggestions have been forwarded to the design team
Ricky Owens just belled me to say congrats x
>>60145663
what suggestions
Thinking of starting a weekly YouTube series called "/brit/ of the day"
A weekly show, similar to Match of the Day, where review and analyse the best threads on brit, analysis top posts and what made them so funny and so on. There will also be a segment, similar to goal of the month, where I go through posts that got the most (You)s and let the viewers vote on which was the best, winning post of the month.
What do you think? I'll only bother doing it if people will watch it. Is it too autistic?
>>60145696
yes that is too autistic.
>>60145696
please do this and begin immediately
>>60145663
Back to /fa/
>>60145696
>Is it too autistic?
Nah lad, go for it. Will make you a millionaire once the ad companies start paying you
I hate capitalism, it's all about profits and greed.
Sent from my iPhone.
>>60145686
that they make longer chinos that don't come pre-rolled
thought you Nordic lot were supposed to be giant aryan gods? fucking manlets the lot of you, I'm 6'5 and had to alter them to get them to fit
>>60145696
This sounds incredibly autistic.
You should start as soon as possible.
>>>/r9k/28946840
>>>/r9k/28946840
>>>/r9k/28946840
>>60145732
thought you were gonna show us some sick designs, not this boring shite
>>60145727
how does the bottom line invalidate the top?
>yanks
Me mate said capitalism and profits are evil and all profits should be shared between everyone.
I was like, mate, where do you think capital comes from? You need people to work to create money
He then said there should be a few people kept as slaves to do the working and generate the money then all the money made should be shared between everyone so they can have houses and phones and buy stuff they want
Not even memeing, this is a genuine thing that happened. People actually think like this
>>60145754
my thoughts exactly.
Would be brilliant
>>60145771
Your retarded mate thinks like that
Find better mates
Just pay Tyrone to read out posts you like
>>60145732
>I'm 6'5 and had to alter them to get them to fit
>6'5
>>60145769
absolute vintage murrica
my cock is looking very suckable this morning
>>60145757
>implying I'll give away my sick designs on here so you scallywags can nick them
haha no mate, expect to see some of my fits in the latest NP lookbook though
>>60145696
I vaguely remember you on about this a year ago
>>60145696
Me and my wife's son would watch it
>>60145771
but the majority of people do work for slave wages
dont get your point
Just binge watched Warcraft with my wife's son. Brilliant film.
>>60145813
what's that you little grub? couldn't hear you all the way down there in the grub farm
>>60145696
i would watch this purely for the hope of getting a shout out
if you did it successfully you'd become a /brit/ celebrity the likes of which we've never seen before
