4chan edition
cara.
REAL thread
>>60146359
>>60146359
>>60146359
Hentai
LMAO BASED JANNY
summer rain
F O R F R E E
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>>60146417
You have been doing this every thread for over 2 years
Re evaluate your life mate
>>60147333
>my voice is now on some random as fr**k youtube video
:D im a happy mother trucker i am! :>
JANITOR??
Did he get paid today?
reddo btfo
Going to the tesco lads, what do you want?
>>60147483
FOY
>>60147483
get me the tesco lunch deal
>>60147483
nothing you crazy dutch bastard
found this on the deep web
>>60147426
The intro is v bad and autistic don't know if I should post it again.
>>60147502
its actually called a meal deal mate
>>60147483
cornetto
no way did Janny delete that last thread
why?
>>60147536
thanks lad
just got in but i have to poo omg
uhhhhhghhh brb -_- *grabs some toilet paper and rushes into her bathroom*
>>60147545
He was blowing out reddit
>>60147333
the HELLO AND WELCOME TO BRIT OF THE DAY gets me every time
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J-gYJBsln-w
lads
Plebbitors btfo
based janny
give me something to vocaroo
>>60147582
heres a better tune called Alive
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qP4O8lseGus
>>60147591
>I am a dumb little white cuck. I am unable to satisfy any woman with my tiny dick. I'm just a sad little bitch boy with a small dick and little balls.>60147591
Can't imagine myself ever being in a relationship haha crippling loneliness desu lads haha
Moving to Australia lads
>>60147400
>>60147621
i hope he says the numbers too
gonna go make some chicken and rice I hope you use my intro
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YM25liEg4i8&feature=youtu.be
http://www.nytimes.com/video/world/asia/100000004108808/the-killing-of-farkhunda.html
#notallmuslims
>mfw welsh
>mfw i pretend to be from gods own country on a animation picture site
I will never be a Tyke... :(
>>60147671
>oi bra honda or toyota?
>farkhunda
>>60147648
And the arrows
What do yanks have against beans on toast?
>>60147621
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0wniUoCYTso
Had a dream about the oneitis lads. Won't be seeing her again til September ffs
>>60147711
you didnt say the numbers you fucking runt
Had a dream about the oneitis lads. Haven't seen her in years and will probably never see her again ffs
>>60147719
should i start telling you about my LDR with my ukrainian gf? then you know what real suffering is.
>>60147659
noice
Had a dream about the oneitis lads. Haven't seen her before and probably never will.
>>60147756
bet you're feeling that competition right now
Had a dream about the oneitis lads. Haven't seen her before and probably never will.
>>60147744
>has a gf
>thinks he knows suffering
kek normalscum
Had a dream about the oneitis lads. Haven't seen her before and probably never will.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Beck_Anxiety_Inventory
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Beck_Hopelessness_Scale
Had a dream about the lads. Haven't seen them before and probably never will.
>>60147719
Don't feel bad mate i'm a """"straight"""" man who's had 2 dreams where I fucked ugly fat men in the last 2 weeks.
>>60147671
>"Brother, what good is just saying 'Allahu akbar'?
>ywn be part of a professional rugby team
https://www.fb.com/SaracensOfficial/videos/10154893037682926/
Had a dream about the oneitis lads. Haven't seen her before and probably never will.
>tfw mastered smoking
gotten really good at it lads
Never had a dream about the lads. Haven't seen them before and probably will.
>>60147523
ahh
its horrifying. the deep web is such a scary place
Lads where is a good holiday destination you can go alone without seeming like weirdo
>>60147798
>ywn be part of a winning team
>ywn win anything whatsoever
>
>>60147798
>being part of a team called ''saracens''
>>60147776
>reeeeeeeeeeee
>REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>normies leave my secret boy club
>mommy, he has a gf
>REEEEEEEEEE normies get out!!!!
come on dude, how autistic are you?
>>60147871
Aregate
Not sure what to make if this body type mates
>>60147871
literally nowhere
travelling alone is the sign of someone who is highly damaged
what are some ways to give someone with no chance of ever having a meaningful relationship meaning in their lives?
Might just off myself desu
>>60147671
would have literally no sympathy if a predator drone just obliterated each and every one of those animals
Getting my daily dose of Molyneux and Sargon lads
>>60147896
+size
>>60147871
Any hostel in any remotely touristy European city.
is she pretty?
>>60147798
>was invited to play for North Wales at u16 (feeder into Scarlets Academy at the time)
>invited to trials for a rugby scholarship at Llandovery College 6th Form
>would have meant going from Derbyshire to various places in Wales every week for my GCSE year
>school wouldn't let me take afternoons off to go
Probably wouldn't have been good enough to make it anyway, but the opportunity was there
>>60147896
The body of no torso.
>dem hips doe
>>60147871
Somewhere far away and exotic, going to somewhere in Europe on your own would probably be seen as weird
>Booked friday and today off work for a total of five straight days chilling at family home
>Back down to London tonight for 6am start tomorrow
It always goes too quickly lads
>>60147892
spot the triggered normalfag
>>60147896
Would put my willy in it but the wine glass and THOSE TROUSERS scream Tumblr to me
Shag&Dump/10. what does the bio say though
>>60147896
more pics? 50/50 between thicc and fat based on that one alone
points deducted for the Lisicki pose as well
>>60147937
solid 7
>>60147937
She's stinking m8
>>60147871
Grimsby
>>60147974
Go wild
https://www.instagram.com/elisesherry182/
havent left the house since friday
alri thailad
gf just sent me this
>>60148006
sack lad also shes heeeeeeeaps toy
>>60148032
What the fuck is toy
Hmmm
>>60148006
Se is a bit on the porky side
I'd still shag her but I wouldn't write home about it
>>60148007
Haha haven't left it since last Tuesday
>>60148053
you know like 'this person is a loser who has no style'
shes reading a dan brown book in 2016 seriously senpai wtf lmao
>>60147769
Oh my yes
>>60148060
>no islam areas at all in UK, france, germany, belgium etc
fake and gay
>>60148060
>random buddhist regions in ulster
top kek
>>60148060
Quite surprised there's no green in Western Europe desu
>>60148085
Not an argument
IF YOU'RE NOT BLEEDING YOU'RE NOT DRAINED OUT
IF I DONT KNOW YOU, YOU GET XD OUT
>>60148093
Is there?
>>60148060
when will we finally be rid of that disgusting blue stain in the north
Lads is it possible to get vaccinated for a trip I have in like 9 days?
>>60148109
go review another kid's movie stefan
>>60148085
>fake and gay
It shows the largest religion and what %age it is
I don't think there's any borough in the UK where Islam is the biggest religion
*clears throat*
SYLLLLLLLLLLLLVIAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
GET YOUR HEAD OUT OF THE OVENNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN
GO BACK TO SCREAMMMMMINGGG AND CURSING REMIND ME AGAIN HOW EVERYONE BETRAYED YOU
gf telegrammed me this
>You will never be a roguish cad romping your way through the boudoirs of Victorian Britain to the erotic frontiers of her Empire
Why live? :(
>>60148180
i see nipple
JANNY
Saw a lad's cutting marks on his wrist the other day and he tried to downplay it. Really didn't know people do that
>>60148180
jesus fucking christ my dick
>>60148207
what did he say? you must feel like a mad dick head if you did that say when you were 14 and you're now like 24 and you have to walk around with some edgy 'o woe is i' notchs on your wrists
>>60148221
so Trump wins?
>>60148184
Who would be best to play Flashman in a new film series?
Michael Fassbender?
Tom Hardy?
Idris Elba?
>>60148221
More like Trump is a volcano
Sets paper on fire and melts rock
20 and virgin lmao
life's just gonna get worse from here on out
the gf
Considering suicide
>>60148207
Really? About half my friends were doing that in year 8.
>>60148221
So Bernie is likely to be thousands of years old and is practically useless these days
Hillary is also quite old but fairly useful
And trump is the youngest and can be used for shanking someone
>>60147756
big fan of your work thai lad.
>>60148296
wait trump is the youngest? wtf i love trump now
>>60148154
Where you off to?
>was invited to play for North Wales at u16 (feeder into Scarlets Academy at the time)
>invited to trials for a rugby scholarship at Llandovery College 6th Form
>school wouldn't let me take afternoons off to go
>>60148340
biting social and political commentary
doing a poo then off to my walking for fitness class
>>60148326
The So-Called "People's Republic" of China
>>60148340
really makes u think x
>>60148334
Mate, I even said in my post that I probably wasn't good enough to make it
Not everyone in this thread is a useless runt
>>60148398
do they have chinese takeaways in china
anikka albrite tbf lads
the so-called "religion of peace"
>>60148416
cracking arse on her
Lads I just did a MASSIVE poo. It was fucking huge, most probably because I'd not gone for 3 days.
But when I wiped nothing was there...
have deployed my trademark pickup line and it's gone down a treat
she replied with "that's possibly the smoothest thing I've ever hard"
what am I meant to say to that?
The English maintain that the German people is resisting the governemtns measures for total war... That they don't want total war.. But only capitulation! I ask you: Do you want TOTAL WAR?
>>60148334
should of just mitched you stupid pleb
>>60148453
that sounds like the rolls royce of shits 2bh, provided it wasn't painful
>>60148453
wtf!? O_o
>>60148412
Yea but they're just called takeaways
>>60148453
there is literally no better feeling
>>60148464
I've never been able to get into total war, in fact the only RTS i've really clicked with is aoe 2
>>60148412
yeah but they're just called takeaways
>>60148484
but do they call them cornish pasties in cornwall or just pasties
>>60148453
>I'd not gone for 3 days.
see a doctor.
>>60148514
they're called devon pasties actually, because that's where they're from
>>60148514
depends to whom they are talking
My gf just sent me this via messenger pigeon
>>60148455
laugh and ask what's going on with her
>>60148514
just pasties
t. cornish
>>60148455
not as smooth as my cum going down your throat
>>60148543
why would I laugh she didn't say anything funny
>>60148514
cornish pasties are a specific type of pasty, to call them just 'pasties' would imply that's the only type you can get in cornwall
which would be stupid because everyone knows cheese & onion pasties are the best
>>60148541
Pmsl I started this meme yesterday. Nice to see it catching pace
>>60148552
How do you get a semi-auto .22 rifle then?
>>60148552
You really can't have an automatic above a certain caliber?
>>60148552
if they're all legal why doesn't every rude boi have one?
>>60148596
buy one at lidl's for £4.99
>>60148552
This is a low tho , FYI we can have rifles and shotguns though.
British are scum.
http://www.cityam.com/242220/eu-referendum-remain-campaign-britain-stronger-in-europe-says-vote-leave-have-made-111bn-in-spending-commitments
>In a report published this morning Britain Stronger in Europe said that Vote Leave have made £111bn in spending commitments, which is over ten times the net £10bn saving it claims could be made if the UK votes for Brexit.
>>60148573
To cover up your autistic wheezing
>>60148614
Nothing centre-fire
>>60148596
>How do you get a semi-auto .22 rifle then?
pretty easily, you just take up target shooting
.22 rifles are probably the easiest firearms to get in the UK apart from a break action shotgun
>>60148594
mate that meme has been around for months. you didn't start shit lad.
>>60148575
>cheese & onion pasties are the best
It's actually really frustrating that I can't pick a best out of the two.
>>60148615
Legal doesn't mean they're easy to get a licence for
>>60148629
how could she hear my wheezing over tinder?
hmm
>>60148455
what was the line?
asking for a friend
>>60148633
Shitty
Do you own any guns?
>>60148618
>FYI we can have rifles and shotguns though.
it says that in the picture
Any manual action rifle and any non-full auto shotgun
>>60148655
misleading image then
>>60148653
if it's any consolation its not actually that important
>>60148638
Cheers lad may actually give it a go and see if I like it.
>>60148552
csalling bollocks on this
>>60148678
I've a shotty and an air rifle i'd play with as a kid tbqh
>>60148472
Not painful at all lad.
>>60148481
2spooky4me
>>60148500
I know, it was amazing.
>>60148530
Nah it was of my own accord.
going to the turkroach corner shop for snacks
what should i get
>>60148685
No it isn't, you're just an idiot
Being able to get something but having to jump through hoops doesn't mean it's illegal
>>60148710
Cancer.
Never seeing my friends from uni again haha, only took 2 years to get to know them, I'm sure the next few years of crippling depression and loneliness will be great
>>60148645
Keep telling yourself that
>>60148678
Not him, but all I own is an air rifle if you can call that a gun... (no licences required) never really use it though desu.
>>60148673
"girl I got a sickness for the thickness and you got the cure (sunglasses emoji)"
>>60148725
Just call them up
>>60148625
kind of want a shitskin gf tb h
how long does it take to get adddicted to smoking?
>>60148748
do thick girls like being called thick?
t. autist
Kind of want a paki gf. They're so fucking gorgeous.
>>60148748
I hope you're joking that line is embarrassing. Maybe I'm just too autistic to know how flirting works.
t. autistic virgin
>>60148775
If you call a girl thick she'll think you mean stupid
>>60148698
No it's allowed, but pretty sure the .50 is bullshit, rifle and shotguns are allowed, but no semis above a certain calibre.
>>60148775
bit of a crap shoot I think
only ever been ignored once when using that line though
>>60148749
Can't do that for the rest of my life and there's no way I'll make new friends any time soon
>>60148767
10 pack should do it
but dont do it anon, it's not worth it
>>60148740
Kek they're bringing in air rifle licences in Scotland soon
>>60148785
Good lad
>>60148541
looks like a little boys ass
nice "gf"
>>60148716
no, it is a misleading picture. its just used to counter Americans on the internet who like to take the piss out of UK gun laws (but makes no mention of the loopholes because the yanks would just laugh in your face about it).
no need to get so hostile either.
>>60148799
nah, I remember seeing something else about how getting .50 cal rifles is a lot easier than any sort of handgun or small weapons. I think it makes perfect sense desu, you can't conceal a 50 cal.
>>60148807
Why not?
>>60148785
They got enormous asses
>>60148824
I've heard, bit shite desu.
>>60148859
I'm not an attractive normie
>>60148799
>pretty sure the .50 is bullshit
it isn't, you can definitely own a .50. Most big game calibres are above .50
>>60148838
So it's misleading as in it states the facts and then you whine and get butthurt about them?
i wish the lad who got a date today good luck if he's here. don't fuck it up.
feeling incredibly horny
I need HELP
I can't stop wanking, I had 8 or 9 wanks yesterday I've just woken up and had my first today it's starting to affect my life what do
>>60148884
You just said you have friends
Just call them
i'm on a train to london and just realised i left my fleshlight out
my housemates won't go in my room right
>>60148907
>how do I not do thing?
Don't do thing
>>60148916
theyve played with it before m8
>>60148916
you like to live dangerously don't you my friend
>>60148916
>having a fleshlight
lel
i'm sure you'll be fine
>>60148895
it oversimplifies the facts - which is why its a bit misleading.
im not butthurt either. you're the one resorting to insults here, not me.
>>60148916
if they do you better post in /brit/ about it
>>60148907
Go outside. If you must shitpost here go to the library or McDonalds or something.
>>60147896
a fatty trying hard to disguise it
>>60148957
No it's like me saying that cars and legal in the uk and you saying "wtf that's so misleading, umm you have to like do a TEST and get insurance?!?!"
>>60148890
Most big game calibers are either .30 or .45
>>60148916
It's okay, we already know Dave.
>>60148979
cars aren't a contentious issue that gets regularly debated about on the internet.
now you're using strawman arguments.
Is it sad to sit in McDonald's by yourself and eat?
Anyone have genuinely decent ideas for dinner tonight?
>>60148799
.50 calibers are not uncommon, J Rigby in putney sell their big game rifles up to .500 nitro express for water buffalo and whatnot. The proofing house in London where every gun goes for barrel testing has hundreds of guns a day going through it, from hunting rifles, olympic/sporting guns,antique muskets,M16s to actual cannons as every gun even army ones are tested there before use.
Anyone here actually gun owners?
>>60149032
nah i do it fairly often and the girls all think i'm a pretty cool guy
>>60149025
You're literally just looking for something to be offended about, Reddit tier "umm but actually I know better than you so let me tell you why the facts are wrong..."
>communism will win
>>60149038
here lad:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j3IMlcrQVbw
>>60149061
Ok then lad. you win.
discover weekly isn't all that great this week desu
a few days ago i asked for some soup ideas and someone recommended tomato & olive
it's fucking beaut
so if you're ITT thanks
>>60148699
>>60148740
That sucks
Guns are really fun
>>60149076
she could be a pro footballer
>>60149103
might try this
>>60149032
It's sad when Robots can't tell what's normal behaviour or not.
Ofcourse it's not sad you munter, you're just eating.
>>60149130
FONT
>>60149105
I'd like to own a gun for recreational purposes
but when I think of the amount of scum in this country, I think it's probably for the best they're largely banned
I want to pretend to be Muslim so that I can pull or atleast lips a Hijabi. Where they commonly found at? How can I prove to them that I'm Halal
>>60149032
McDonalds near me is always absolutely full groups of about 20 13 year olds with 1 drink between them running around
Never happens in subway, burger King, KFC or anywhere else just McDonalds
>>60149170
FORC
>>60149180
>they're largely banned
see >>60148552
>>60149183
let me know how your plan works out
> " don't message me for sex "
> puts up the most sexually provocative picture possible
>>60149038
I'm having a Pot Noodle and some Beef Monster Munch.
>>60149183
learn all the standard prejudices against sunni and shias, find out which side they're on and then start blasting the other side
got a lot of money to burn, thinking of visiting a nordic country this summer
anyone been
>>60149263
Nothing wrong with showing a bit cleavage you rapefugee
