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Wakey wakey rise and shine edition
>>28944883
>>28944883
Morning m8ey, just back from another night shift, another night, another nugget.
>been off for 10 days because of annual leave, flexi-time and a bank holiday
>dreading putting on a shirt and going back into work
>been drinking most nights since I was off the next day, so feel sick and waking up sober is disorienting
I can see how NEETs get stuck as NEETs after months of this. If I were being given money by the government throughout it as well, that's a recipe for disaster.
does this ASMR actually work lads
>>28946027
How do you mean "work"? Will it give you the tingles - maybe, depends what sets them off in you. Personally I've never had them except a couple of specific videos, but I don't watch them for the ASMR feeling anyway.
I found ASMR by having vlogs playing in the background just to hear someone speaking when I was in the lower bits of my isolated, miserable phase. But most were really screechy and annoying. so I ended up on whispering videos, which led to ASMR.
In theory it must work given how many people watch them for that feeling of relaxation & tingling, but I only watch them because the people have an ok voice to have chattering away in the background.
Islam will take over England.
Louis here.
My dad is trying to keep the peace by giving me breakfast of my favourite food.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0LEYqVvDKsM
FUCK ME YOU LAZY FUCKING BITCH IF I ASK YOU TO GET ME UP AT 8AM EXACTLY I MEAN 8AM EXACTLY
>>28947368
Get yourself up you piece of shit
>>28947368
If that's your mum you are having problems with, i advise you to rape her.
I raped my mum a few months ago and now I am in charge of the house. She is terrified of me and just cries in her room in the evenings. I give her a shopping list and she buys exactly what I want, cooks me dinner and she's basically just my servant now. And I get full control of the living room.
Raping my mum was the best thing I ever did.
>>28947509
SHE OFFERED THEN FUCKED ME OVER
>>28947544
THAT GAVE ME A GOOD CHUCKLE
that fucking spongebob caveman meme is getting on my nerves
>>28947575
It wasn't a joke mate.
>>28946840
fuck you I thought it was actually louis
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eJjtZ0IJIEA
not what i expected to wake up to this morning but gave me a good chuckle
>download 5 torrents
>bust a nut to the first one and delete the rest
wewe
>>28946840
Hahahahahaha quality.
>>28948023
i always spend hours downloading them and then immediately delete them after I'm done.
no one ever looks at my computer but i'm still really paranoid about having porn downloaded on it
>>28947906
not what I wanted to see during my breakfast
where did cwc go so wrong?
>>28941903
>is there any way I can get a prozzie without adultwork?
There are a bunch of websites such as vivastreet, backpage, craigslist where you can get one. If you mean offline, then your local newspaper will have discreet adverts in the personals section or pretty much any telephone box will have a few cards. The difficulty with doing it offline is that the prices can vary and the women aren't always who they claim to be, especially if they aren't independent or are asian.
>tfw you download an album and all the file tags are in lower case so you have to go through and change them all
FUCK people that upload things like this
>>28946027
Yes but chances are you'll have to find something specific to you. I watched loads just for the relaxation before I ever got the tingles.
The only one that works for me is this weird thing about a girl pulling giant parasitic worms out your ears.
>>28948265
fucking shite that. also when all the song titles have a [produced by] credit at the end that you have to remove.
Just started my 12 hour shift lads
Wahey
http://boards.4chan.org/r9k/thread/28945450/just-workout-bro#top
Look at all these r9k retards thinking they have a fucking clue what they're talking about.
>>28948358
Had a glance at that thread
To be fair /fit/ does tell you to eat fucking 4k a day which will make you look like that if you don't do plenty of cardio
>>28948358
he doesn't even have a bad body desu.
a disturbing amount of girls say they like "larger guys" and this guy has a decent proportion of flab to muscle
>>28948265
Incorrectly formatted tags are a huge pet peeve of mine.
>Japanese album with Japanese tags but English in brackets
>comment tag is the file hash or uploader's website
>artist tag includes "feat. x"
>album artist, composer etc. left blank
>CDs not numbered
>album title [SPECIAL EDITION]
>>28948397
>>artist tag includes "feat. x"
WAKE ME UP
>>28948358
Uh they're all pretty much spot on. He just needs to cut and stop waxing his chest.
use the updated OP image in future, fixes pepe's room
also I'm sick of looking at the anime girls, what else can we put in there?
>>28948428
Can't wait for the July update when the EU flag is burning.
>>28946840
howling with laughter lad
>>28948428
I'm pretty tired of the 2001-tier meme that is the slut in the thought bubble. Needs updating, that girl's probably dead by now.
>>28948428
Fix your calendar senpaitachi
And I still vote for this in a windo
>>28948376
>To be fair /fit/ does tell you to eat fucking 4k a day
no they tell you to eat at a 500kcal surplus, so it varies depending on the person
> go to sainsburys
> buying vegan food
> I'm a vegan
> for the animals
> get my shit
> go to self check out
> scan items in
> ready to pay
> what's this? Only Scottish notes!!!!
> christonabike.mpeg
> I'm in too deep, no going back now
> smuggle money out of pocket out of sight but attendant spies me just as it goes in the machine
> "sir, I'm sorry but using Scottish money is fraudulent as it is not legal tender. Wait here while I inform the manager.
> manager arrives: "sir we have informed the police. These machines are worth a lot of money and Scottish notes confuse the system because they are easily replicated.
> I only came for fucking soy milk and coco pops
> sneak my phone into my sock
> police arrive
> sir we are going to have to take you in for questioning
> hand cuff me
> take me into cells
It's actually comfy here.
>>28948428
why has it only got the english flag, bit racist don't you think
>>28948473
You don't pay for goods with tender, you pay with currency.
I mean I know you spent the last day coming up with this but get it right.
>>28948428
I don't know senpai just replace them with something. Maybe throw in a Monica.
>>28948460
yeah I like that
>>28948532
>Maybe throw in a Monica
fuck off Poleaboo you're already in it you smelly paki
>>28944883
>Live in a very white town
>Literally every single taxi driver is white
>Always just assumed that was because the town so white, that's all they could hire
>The owner of the firm recently became good friends with my grandad
>Grandad told him how red-pilled I was
>I was at a barbeque with him Sunday
>He has contracts with 3 local schools to provide taxis for disabled students
>He told me that so many parents had spoke to the schools about not wanting muslim drivers
>The headmasters told him his firm only got the contract due to having no muslim drivers
>He couldn't employ a Muslim driver now even if he wanted(he wouldn't), because he's lose so much business
Honestly lads stuff like this gives you hope, there is a lot of closet /pol/ acks under the surface in higher palces than you'd imagine
>>28948547
It's really transphobic to keep in his male persona and leave out the rebirth that is Monica.
>>28948557
>transphobic
you say that like it's a bad thing
>>28948553
whereabouts you live lad? sounds scummy as fuck. bet it's essex or something
>>28948553
Tolerance doesn't mean acceptance. Lots of people are racist but don't show it.
>want to die
>don't want to kill myself though, just want to die in a freak accident or something
Anybody else know this feeling?
I think my family would take it much better if I was in a plane crash or something instead of killing myself.
>>28948553
It's not 'red-pilled' or '/pol/' to hate pakis. It's a very common held opinion fuck sake. You sound like a yank.
>>28948547
put louie in the pic
>>28948607
we don't have a photo of him
>>28948582
IKTF. It's called being too much of a pussy to actually do it but glamorizing the idea of suicide.
>>28948553
Which town is that? I would like to move there
>>28948618
put in his broken down door
>>28948607
Fuck louis, we need to know more about the kid who literally reeeeee'd at his mother.
>>28948790
this is him, he posted is yt channel back in the day https://youtu.be/3iePXszBUj4
Does anyone have a 'gimmicks of britfeel' list so we can see what's worth adding to the OP?
Anyone got instagram?
>>28948806
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WcjawfMvxlY
Where did it all go so wrong?
>>28948874
christ...
orogiioa
Just realised that the girl in the /r9k/ audiobook is his older sister.
From
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sLzkr2G0aP8
to
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=96SrWO5Na54
>>28948920
That explains his comment about her being 20.
GET FUCKED WAYNE
>>28948996
GET FUCKED WAYNE is probably my favourite line holy kek
reckon this is wayne?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n7-I3cOogr0
>>28949078
from the videos on that channel it seems like they're yanks but in /r9k/ the audiobook it seems as though they're brits
hmm
and angrier and angrier and angrier and angrier and angrier and angrier and angrier and angrier and angrier
What a house to live in. You'd have to live with a feral NEET and possibly a young single mother. Fuck.
>>28949102
He mentions he's Canadian in the comments on the Jehovas Witness video.
>>28948428
I think op was reflecting the weather, cos its fucking grey here.
Just be sat on the bathroom floor for the last 2 hours
>>28948996
>>28949076
I find myself saying it all the time
Got loads of stuff coming this week.
Nothing more exciting than waiting for new stuff
Someones using my photo in that thread
>>28949403
>Someone
you mean you
>>28949424
No it's not me. I posted it here and on fit
>>28949444
you should feel flattered then
but i doubt it's you
Oh it's the same dude who wanted to fight me at a made up pub. He insulted my body and is now using it.
>>28949478
sounds hilarious, is it still in the archive?
>>28949497
Fuck knows. It went on for like 3 threads but I only posted in the 1st. Then a bunch of other people carried it on and ruined the thread.
>>28949517
haha, and i bet he talked just like
This you fucking little rent boy. Yeah I remember how you talked like a big man and were too scared to come down. Made up pub? You're having a fucking laugh, Percy Lambert mate, 2pm on Sunday if you want to go. Then you spent the next week reposting my photo here pretending to be me, really funny.
Christ you're pathetic. No idea why I waste my time with you people.
>>28949538
But I came to your pub, you wasn't there was you pussy.
>>28949558
You came to a pub you thought didn't exist? Yeah ok mate.
Nice one crawling away to this thread to chat more shit by the way, nice touch.
>>28949582
Well you come to me then?
Not fucking hard is it. But you're scared.
>>28949478
>>28949497
>>28949517
>>28949538
>>28949558
>>28949582
NOT THIS SAMEFAGGING AGAIn .. STOP
the puppy too
attached to nothing
leading to nowhere
Maybe post the waifu??
>>28948855
Station540
>>28949381
What have you got coming anon?
>>28949627
I hope pupper is alright
>>28949641
Got some new clothes and a laptop which just arrived. I'll follow you on instagram lad.
Does anyone have a photo of Britnormie?
The images in the archive have all vanished.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eJjtZ0IJIEA
>tfw I can't get through this
At least I still have some emotion left
>>28949936
Just like Poleaboos of the Polish girl
Guess he never existed either
>>28950027
I fucking love how randomly CWC uploads
>Video game thing
>Shitty vlog
>Shitty vlog
>Sex doll demonstration
>>28949797
Which t shirts did you decide on?
>>28950027
>he has a crack drawn on his skin colored underwear
>he uses those underwear as his pretend vagina
>he drew the crack that high
>>28950061
These ones, they're only for the gym so I ignored everyone's advice.
>>28950027
>the "piledriver"
>>28950097
>lyle and scott for the gym
>>28950097
Male models always look like such wankers
>>28950097
>buying new clothes for the gym
Your vanity disgusts me
>>28950126
statistically it's almost guaranteed that they have
about to get 60 pounds, what do i buy lads
>>28950155
30 Freddos
>>28950169
>2 pounds for a freddo
wtf
>>28950114
For walking to the gym lad.
And just t shirts for summer to show of my new gains.
>>28950169
Buy these
>>28950097
>>28950186
You have tshirts specifically for walking to the gym?
I just wear whatever I wore yesterday whenever I go to the gym to save on washing up liquid desu
FIRST TIME POSTING FROM MY NEW LAPTOP.
>>28950223
Seems you have a problem with the caps lock button
>>28950221
>washing up liquid
You mean detergent, right?
>>28950221
You do your clothes with your dishes or what?
All my t shirts dont fit anymore as ive grown and gained a fair bit of weight, I needed new t shirts but figured if I'm going to a gym full of hotties I should buy nice t shirts instead of my usual 3 quid ones.
>>28950221
>>28950240
fuck off amerifag it's washing up liquid
>>28950335
For dishes, not for clothes man.
>>28950335
washing up is washing dishes mate
washing up liquid is fairy
>>28950221
one for t shirts, one for trousers and one for the dishes
>>28950335
I'm front ING-GER-LUND m8.
>>28950343
literally the only reason i know the word "detergent" is because it's some of the useless shit you can pick up in fallout. american.
>>28948473
yeah, somebody else was talking about this tripe and scottish notes yesterday. Sorry to call you out on your bullshit story though.
>>28950388
you still dont use washing up liquid for clothes
>>28950035
peekaboo, it's Poleaboo.
>>28949627
was that a haiku?
don't think it worked desu
five-seven-five, lad
>>28950448
>tfw the word filter steals a syllable
>3 moths of wage cuckery in uk would let me buy dental braces, bunch of decent clothes, gym pass for a year, few of dietician visits and either a new pc or used car in poland
Plz vote stay ukbros, its my only chance to stop losing. You can take some of our 3.14qtpies in exchange.
>tfw your favourite podcast abruptly gets cancelled
>>28950240
>>28950254
>>28950362
Alright lads calm down I said the wrong word
>>28950035
It's funny you say that because everything related to BritNormie's dox have disappeared.
ANOTHER FUCKING BRIFEEL THREAD FUCK OFF
WHY CANT YOU JUST MAKE IT A FEELS THREAD. THEN IT WOULDNT BE SO FUCKING DEAD.
>>28950577
Nice try but wrong shoutanon trip
>>28950594
IM A NEW SHOUT ANON FROM CANADA
>>28950628
>CANADA
Makes you irrelevant please leave
>>28950650
FUCK OF YOU FAT PAKI BRIT CUNT
Wew lads, what a shit night I just had. Here's what happened.
>Flatmate accidentally locked me out. I can't get him on the phone because it's disconnected.
>Try to get out of the cold. Waste all my money on a film at the theatre but it gets canceled last minute.
>Try to call a friend for help, but she's too busy flicking her bean to bbc.
>Hung around an adult shop to get warm and chat up the owner but eventually get told to leave.
>Try to hang out at a Burger King and pretend to work there to waste some more time.
>Eventually get back into my flat only to find that my idiotic flatmate drank all my absinthe.
>mfw
Right pissed off now but at least I did get outside for a bit.
>>28950577
That would attract more normies and kill the last bastion left of the old /r9k/
looking for a little input on the personalities
I've got
OP image guy
poleaboo/monica
detective
britnormie
louis
gorilla
tilde
bonsai
angryanon
shoutanon
kiddo
BMW guy
there are a couple I'm missing, and perhaps some of the ones I've listed aren't well known gimmicks enough to include in the file, any suggestions?
>>28950679
>Wew lads, what a shit night I just had. Here's what happened.
>>Flatmate accidentally locked me out. I can't get him on the phone because it's disconnected.
>>Try to get out of the cold. Waste all my money on a film at the theatre but it gets canceled last minute.
>>Try to call a friend for help, but she's too busy flicking her bean to bbc.
>>Hung around an adult shop to get warm and chat up the owner but eventually get told to leave.
>>Try to hang out at a Burger King and pretend to work there to waste some more time.
>>Eventually get back into my flat only to find that my idiotic flatmate drank all my absinthe.
>>mfw
>Right pissed off now but at least I did get outside for a bit.
#justnormiethings
>>28950679
>Try to hang out at a Burger King and pretend to work there to waste some more time.
you done what mate?
>>28950679
I think you've watched too much Black Books ladpalmate-o
>>28950679
That's literally the plot to a Black Books episode, you lying sod.
Really regretting putting my name down for a shift tonight.
>>28950704
Nigii and shout
oceee
>>28950834
Oh wait you already have shout nve mind
>>28950820
should've put your name down for my shaft tonight lad
oi oi
I wanted to fill the windows with kind of obscure british shit that nobody else would get.
>>28950863
you absolute top bloke but are you not using the master image? it's layered and much easier to work with
you've left one of the k-ons in above the england flag
also add a sweaty man in one of the windows
>>28950900
Why do you talk about yourself in the third person?
>>28950863
>obsucre
>mr bean
>>28950881
Poleaboo, is this a fetish or do you actually think you are a girl?
Also that dress is much too short young lady, you look like a right slapper.
>actually have quite nice legs though
>>28950834
Really haven't heard about Nigii, don't think I can include movie night exclusive posters.
Has anyone got the "post waifu" image? The one with the room and the noose, some anime girl inside the noose.
>>28950813
Did you see the gif he attached? He didn't even try to hide it you silly fucker
>>28950863
add a cheeky chad /kilroy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cXy2YX_twsU
>>28950881
>>28950889
>>28950900
Remember to report this despicable man for ban evasion
>>28950917
Legal requirements
>>28950881
Thanks
>Also that dress is much too short young lady, you look like a right slapper.
I wouldn't wear anything that reaches the knee, it just wouldn't wouldn't mesh with my personality
>Poleaboo, is this a fetish or do you actually think you are a girl?
I do want to be female
I'm not sure how realistic an aim it is though
It's time to post your waifus.
>At work
>Few kids about cos it's a cafe and half term
>One of the mums is on her phone, turns to me and says Rashford has made the England squad
>Chat with her for a bit about the other teammates , Sturridge gets mentioned
>One 6 year old literally screams, at the top of his little voice, STURRIDGE IS A NIGGER ISN'T HE
>Everyone turned to stare at this little kid who toddles off like it's nothing, no idea who's kid it is
>Conversation slowly filters back
>>28950998
Nice to hear the youth of today are being brought up properly
>>28950920
I knew someone would say that.
>>28950901
youre right, bit its only a wip, I am using the master folder, its me op image guy.
I do have a sweaty guy, its hard to add him when its grey and raining tho.
>>28950930
can do.
>>28951030
oh fair dos mate, yeah maybe save sweaty man for the inevitable heatwave edition
>>28950966
>I wouldn't wear anything that reaches the knee, it just wouldn't wouldn't mesh with my personality
doesn't have to reach the knee, but that is too short. The general rule is that the shortest skirt you should wear (and that would be a miniskirt) should end where your fingertips end if you stand with your arms straight down.
The line around the thigh on the tights should never show (if youre going for a normal look instead of a slutty one)
>>28950679
Are you scouse? Only scouse "people" put full stops at the end of greentext lines like that
>>28951079
>scouse "people"
retard
>>28950900
>>28950889
>>28950881
I really like that necklace.
Do you think you might be able to do a cute pose or something so I can update your file with a better picture than >>28950436?
Let's be honest, your face is out there.
>>28951073
oh, I guess I should have just bought it in a larger size....
>>28951101
do not give in to the smelly paki's wishes
could someone teach me how to smoke? i think i'm doing everything right except the ash is really building up and it wont naturally fall off when i flick it a bit. Should you be ashing before it reaches 1cm in length?
>>28951123
youre just not flicking hard enough.
click your fingers, enough to make a sound, that's like how much force you need.
>>28951123
Smoking cigarettes accomplishes nothing and is a complete waste of money.
>>28951123
tap it on the side of something, you're probably not flicking it hard enough
>>28951135
thanks i'll try that
>>28951139
anime made me do it
>>28951123
What you smoking?
When I smoke richmond I can get the ash to stay on for the entire cig. It doesn't matter.
>>28951101
>I really like that necklace.
It's a choker/slave collar
>Do you think you might be able to do a cute pose or something so I can update your file with a better picture
maybe at some point in time
>>28950448
No. Automatically generated by a bot. Some of them make me feel a certain way I can't describe.
What's this shit I hear about people putting a bit of butter in their black coffee
Just tried it and it was shit
>>28951200
Why didnt you go full tumblr with one like this?
Poleaboos dad was bitching at him to get an insurance quote again
I shouted at him, told him I didn't understand what he was saying since he couldn't speak English
Told him what was his excuse he had been here for 24 years
Dad said during that time he was making money, when he was Poleaboos age he had 100k in the bank
And why is he even looking for insurance he should just sell mums car
Poleaboo got mad an slammed his laptop on the floor and said he couldn't search for a quite because his laptop was broken
His dad just stared at him and then slammed the door
>>28951333
You're fucked-up mate.
>>28951311
Are you drinking instant coffee? I do to, and while I've never put butter in it, I reckon that less-shit coffee probably benefits more from the butter.
>>28950519
What podcast lad?
>>28951311
Where are you hearing this? Sounds grim
>>28950996
You should pay attention desu m80 (>>28949627)
Not that I'd pass up an excuse to post her adorable face some more.
>>28951355
I reckon you've probably hit the nail on the head there lad
>28950996
No (you's) for you.
Britfeel killed the waifu posters, top work lads.
>>28950921
There is loads of different ones. This is an old one.
Whats all this for again?
What shall I do when I get home from work? Don't feel like playing video games today
>went to put headphones on
>spider about twice the size of a 50 pence piece crawls out
Well, I have a new fear now. I can never wear these comfortably again.
>>28951333
you are such a fucking man child, aint you like 25?
>>28951333
why dont you just do the insurance quote, doesnt take long
>>28951525
stop misgendering monica
>>28951123
>hold le ciggy between thumb and middle finger
>raise index finger, lower with little force
>if the ash hasn't fell off you don't need to ash it
>>28951565
I don't like being told what to do and I don't like being told what to do in "detail" by someone who doesn't speak English
>>28951525
Still 24 until next month
>>28951524
A spider crawled into my pocket when I had my hands in there, took them out and saw a still living spider on my hand. terrifying
What are you supposed to do when you reserve a seat on a train and you get on and someone's already sitting in it?
>>28951837
Say "I want to sit there, I have it reserved".
>>28951837
pull the cord above the door/window to get the attention of the ticket master he will sort it out
>>28951837
Say to the cunt it's your seat.
He'll say 'aye, just find another'
and you reply 'nah mate, I reserved that seat and I want that seat.'
He'll probably move.
Heck, he would probably move if you say 'sorry, you're sitting on my seat.'
>>28944883
since I know a lot of /fit/bros are here
I'm 5 foot 11, weigh 10 stone and have a resting heart rate of 112bpm, I have an exercise bike and dumbbells what should my routine be?
>>28947368
use an alarm dumb cunt
>>28951837
ask them to move, showing them your ticket
>>28951837
Speaking of train seats, you know that bloke the the Sky Cycling team or whatever it's called that was exposed as a mad bullying wanker, I was sat across from him on the train about a week before that all came out. He had his bag on the inside seat and his legs so far apart the poor cunt must have had an infected bollock or two.
>>28951887
Are you more concerned with looks or being healthy?
>>28951927
>Sky Cycling team
*Sky Cycling team coach
Pardon my retardation.
>>28951946
being healthy
>>28946840
Top kek lad made me proper chuckle
I think thats like the 7th time my mums barged into my room while I was watching porn this week.
When will she learn
>>28951955
Not really my area but I can try.
Dumbbells aren't really going to help you, I imagine that you plan your focus to be the exercise bike and then some curls and extensions afterwards.
Now it depends on how heavy your dumbbells go up to, but you need progressive overload and a pair of light dumbbells won't give you that.
If you aren't concerned with achieving a nice physique then I would put all your focus on the exercise bike. Start slowly, and then build your way up so that you're doing a bit more each time.
Also are you skinny-fat or just skinny? Diet is another important part in this
People caing about there bodys, why?
I had a cheese burger when I woke up, a choclate cake for dinner and a pizza for tea. And that only makes you skinny fat. Being skinny isnt gonna change a thing
My mum told to stop wiping my cum onto the towels and putting them back on the banister for others to use
>>28951200
get an actual choker and stop breathing
>>28952064
>ok with being skinny fat
>awful grammar
Opinion disregarded
>>28951331
I saw those but didn't like them
Prefer something "closed"
>>28951200
you are going to get so abused at the meet
>>28952064
Being skinny makes you look infantile. Weak.
You don't want that, do you?
>>28948428
I made the edit with cameron djing and the EU flag on the top left window, but I didn't do the sky background - That said, you've fucked the sign on the storefront on the left and cameron is shifted for no reason?
>>28951333
Well, at least you didn't cut yourself again gayboii
>>28951837
press the seek assistance button and screech CONDUCTOR WE HAVE A PROBLEM
>>28952035
phwoar, you got a name for this bird?
>>28952129
weren't me mate, I just saved it
there's a new on ITT any way
>>28952035
Cant remember, google image search this version should lead to a name
>>28952163
It sounds like you're trying to be native... but something seems "off" about your comment
get out foreign scum
How are you living financially guys? I've had my graduate job for almost a year and I'm about to move out of my parents house, but I'm seriously beginning to think life as a wage cuck really isn't worth it. How do I self employed
>>28952189
There we go Natalia Velez
>>28952163
>>28951837
Get your ticket out and look at it with confusion, and then at the person sitting in your seat. Keep doing this until they notice.
>>28952195
>How are you living financially guys? I've had my graduate job for almost a year and I'm about to move out of my parents house, but I'm seriously beginning to think life as a wage cuck really isn't worth it. How do I self employed
fuck off, normie
>>28952202
Haha, this is so fucking true
Why are Brits so beta and passive?
>>28952116
>>28952090
I spend my time on r9k and am ugly plus cant talk to people. Aint gonna make a fucking difference, and it wont for you either, Might as well enjoy food lads
>>28952215
Will I be allowed back into the neet community if I atone and admit I was wrong by getting a job?
>>28951652
>>28951200
>wears a choker
>claims he doesnt like his daddy telling him what to do
Sure. You're just trying to wind him up so that he spanks you arent you?
>>28952195
>how you living financially
Okay, I make a grand a month working 4 days night shift at a 24 hour cafe. I live in a 2 bedroom house and have the full sky package (including sky sports/movies obviously) and I still have around 500 quid left to myselfbecause I live with the wife and we split the bills down the middle
>>28952261
>Okay, I make a grand a month working 4 days night shift at a 24 hour cafe. I live in a 2 bedroom house and have the full sky package (including sky sports/movies obviously) and I still have around 500 quid left to myself because I live with the wife and we split the bills down the middle
FUCK
OFF
NORMIE
>>28951652
>I don't like being told what to do
Doesn't matter if you like it or not. Remember who owns you.
>>28952197
>>28952189
absolute top lad
>>28952194
I'm from essex you melt
you sound like an overcompensating johnny foreigner, so off you trot
Have the worst hiccups, diaphragm feels like its dying lads. 10 minutes and they havent stopped yet
>>28952285
>Fuck off normie
no.
I wrote this song today r9k. It's called "The Day Liam Died"
I am Liam.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0bFS5IGAd8e
>>28952320
Birds are girlfriends. Not random women you find attractive
And who the fuck says phwoar outside of Carry On films?
actual op image guy, some subtle additions.
open to suggestions
>>28952374
no, birds are girls mate don't chat shit
>>28952227
Horrible mindset laddo.
1. What does being ugly have to do with it? If anything, that should motivate you to pay attention to your body because that's something you can actually change.
2. False dichotomy there with the food. Going to the gym and tracking your diet doesn't mean you have to eat chicken and rice every day. If you're a skinny guy you can bulk and eat pretty much anything as long as you're active.
There's nothing wrong with being a lazy fatass if that's your choice, but don't bring other people down to your level. Having a healthy, good-looking body is a noble thing when you look at how many obese cunts there are around.
>>28952395
If you're going to change Poleaboos clothes then move him to one of the bedrooms
>Poleaoo slightly dented his laptop when throwing his headphones at his laptop while throwing a tantrum regarding his father
Fuck
>>28952395
>the door
absolutely howling with laughter
loving the Evening Standard too
could you stick that bondage rachel riley someone posted earlier in the windows?
>>28952395
Not sure who the willy nosed character is but this is great.
Getting rid of the anime shit in the windows is also a good change.
>>28952395
can you cross out may please
>talking to girls on OKC in the fruitless hope that they might be cool
>they instantly turn into aggressive know it alls when they find out about my anxiety and how I have trouble going outside and looking for work
>think I'm just being lazy and don't "want" to get better
>they don't care about the therapy I tell them I have and what its like to live with no hope in a dead end northern town
>they stop responding when they've had their self entitled rant
Honestly, it's like getting mad at someone with broken legs when they say they can't run.
You can't run with broken legs? You're obviously just not trying hard enough.
>>28952395
I think you should put in
BMW Guy
Kiddo Guy
BritNormie
BAE Systems guy
>>28952460
did you never watch Carrie's War in school?
that character was famous amongst soldiers in WW2, he was called 'Kilroy' - no one's really sure of his origins, but he appeared on walls as graffiti written by soldiers, it was just his face, and 'Kilroy was here' written next to it
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kilroy_was_here
>>28952542
>>28952460
I should note that 'Kilroy' was the American name, he was known as 'Chad' in the UK (ironically), and Foo in Australia
>>28952460
Kilroy guy as asked here.
>>28950930
>>28952444
cant take credit for the door, it was someone elses idea the other day.
>>28952480
may is crossed out?!
>>28952427
takeaway needs someone behind the counter, there no point him taking up a window,.
>>28952444
>could you stick that bondage rachel riley someone posted earlier in the windows?
eh, we had Rachel riley all last year, and Hannah. if the idea gets overwhelming support sure, but id rather see something new desu.
>>28952521
and how the hell am I meant to do that?
just write random peoples names everywhere?
>>28952587
>it was someone elses idea the other day.
yeah but you're the one who made it aren't you
>>28952587
BritNormie posted a photo of himself, pic related.
BMW guy is obviously a spotty, geeky looking guy driving a white BMW M3
BAE Systems guy is a guy with his head sticking out of a submarine
Kiddo guy is harder, I suppose you could just do a bit of graffiti somewhere that says "Kiddo"
>>28952587
>takeaway needs someone behind the counter, there no point him taking up a window,.
Shit doesn't make sense
Either have him in a regular outfit behind the counter or in his PJs in a bedroom
>>28952666
>that hair
JUST
literally shit asian kid hair, looks like it's going at the temples too
>>28952666
giving certain people attention just makes more people want to shitpost themselves because they want the same attention.
>>28952674
peoples ability to get riled up over such insignificant things never ceases to amaze me.
>>28950930
mate, spywatch was the best
you remember biv the spiv?
>>28952901
you mean viv?
>>28952666
Look at that fucking meathead, jesus christ
>>28952918
shiv, viv, niv, same thing isn't it
>>28952968
you mean riv?
>>28952412
I use to box and have a really good body,tried acting confident to girls and everything, didnt work for me so I went back to my old lifestyle
>>28952996
might have been, or was it yiv?
>>28952442
Poleaboo always seemed like more of a computer guy
>>28953074
I had him down a Double-Gloucester-type person, but yes, I know what you mean.
>>28951524
>Take a glass of water to bed with me
>wake up parched take a big gulp
>lip feels tickly
>look in glass
>massive fucking spider swimming in there
>throw glass and water and spider go everywhere
>only ever take bottles of water with me since
>>28953261
abs o lutley fantastic
I found the pinnacle of British culture.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SDF2-NVrE40
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YQ7uYm3-B3A
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y9sAtS63COM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EV0gN4Qo4A8
>>28953287
I fucking hate them
You have been muted for 2 seconds, because your comment was not original.
>>28953287
Sounds a bit like Arnold Schwarzenegger
>>28953334
more like Arnold Schwarzenigger
laptop makes my balls sweaty
Anyone on anti-depressants here? I'm going to get a doctors appointment because I cannot take this any longer, my friends and family are starting to worry. I just want other robots advice/opinions on them.
>>28953556
personally they just made me zombie like
no sex drive
no feelings
no nothing
>>28952069
this did not happen
oc
>>28953556
I've been on Citalopram (an SSRI) for a couple of years now. It's helped with my anxiety. However, as the previous anon said my sex drive and motivation have been blunted. Also, missing a couple of days results in feeling like shit (for some reason I get cold-like symptoms) and mood swings. I'm hoping to wean myself off of them, which should always be done gradually.
>>28953656
Citalopram is what I was on too
Lads I only finished MGS 5 yesterday and didn't know about the ending before I finished it. It's really fucked me up. Was Kojima just So the only games the real Big Boss was in were MGS 3, Peace Walker and Portable Ops? Then after that it is the medic in all other MGS and MG games?
Why would they do that?
>>28953466
The first thing I remember from my secondary school science classes was a biology teacher telling the class that a lot of men could wind up infertile from letting their laptops boil their bollocks.
It's the kind of lesson that really sticks.
>>28953556
I still felt like shit but I also got fat and I couldn't ejaculate. It was even worse than before
>>28953761
Have you come off of them? If so, how was it?
>>28953837
ZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzzZZZZaaaapppp
imagine what druggies look like off coke, then try and imagine what it feels like
>>28953556
I've been on around half a dozen or so different ssris having run into a lot of side effects. Its different for everyone but here is my experiences (the ones that i remember):
>sertraline
No major side effects, made me a bit more sleepy than normal but also evened out mood and blunted the worst of the major depressive episodes. Effects kept fading off however, so they had to keep upping the dose before eventually just switching me to something else.
>venlafaxine
Kept mood pretty steady, but also gave me headaches whenever I wanked. Not just a little soreness either, I'm talking full on, head-pounding-so-hard-I-think-I-might-die kinda headaches. Got off that pretty quick.
>mirtazipine
The worst one I've tried. Heavily sedative, had to take it right before bed because whenever i took it i fell asleep abouthalf an hour later. Typically slept 14 hours a night, with really vivid and fucked up dreams,then woke up groggy and confused, unsure if i was in reality or not. Lasted less than a week on that shit.
>escitalopram
Back to the wanking headaches. No thanks.
>fluoxetine
What i'm on now. Seems okay so far, got the even mood of the sertraline, no horrible grogginess like mirt and no wankheadaches like ven. Libido is well down, but it still works when I want it to, just feel the urge less often. Seems decent so far and i've been on it about six weeks now.
>>28953806
venom snake is in MGS5, and he's also the big boss you defeat in MG1
the other big bosses are all jack/john/big boss from MGS3
>>28953837
because I just fucking hated it, I pulled myself together, started exercising and getting my life together
>>28953866
The fucking brain zaps. I still get them occasionally after two years.
>>28948116
I can dl them I'm 10 minutes b/c 230 mbps connection, but delete then ever time because of shame
>>28953806
because you were big boss all along
>ywn play mgs3 for the first time again
>>28944883
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aLMU_84BLLM&list=RDhvYJNoclAUg&index=3
>Normies love this shite.
How do I get into the mood to enjoy this shite?
>>28952395
>Louis' room
>>28953866
I had some brainzaps every time I missed doses.
Well, hope you're feeling better now. Not looking forward to my time...
>>28953971
You're doing it wrong mate, this is what you listen to to get yourself in the mood to party. Shouldnt need to get yourself in the moot to listen to it
>>28953984
I'm fellinzZZZZZZaaaaap just fine anon!
SSRI's are turely ZzzZZZAP safe and zzzzzzzzzZZZap ZAP zzzzZZZAP
>>28952254
Thats not an image i wanted in my head lad, take it back
feedback appreciated
>>28951200
>wearing dog collar
Least this paki knows his place.
>>28954067
oh god, id rather not be involved in things like this plz, various people have contributed to the op image, feels bad man.
oap image guy.
>>28953886
What about in MGS 4? Is that Venom Snake or MGS 3 Big Boss?
>>28954068
Clear sign that this is just a fetish, and not a true tranny. Every single thing involving this shit is based around how his dick feels
Real trannies don't do that pathetic shit
>>28954121
Nah real trannies just get on webcam and jack off for money.
>>28954067
How fucking dare you add OP Image Guy 2015 in the same image as those shower of fucking cancerous shits
Clear insult
>>28953958
It is almost too meta for me. Was Kojima saying to the fans like 'well done guys, you have been Big Boss all these years and I will no longer be making MGS but you all deserve tbe Big Boss without me?' or some meta shit like that? Because that also means all the fans get set on fire by Solid Snake.
>>28954067
You need to add monica to poleaboos alias' to link it all together a bit cleaner (or do like in the index of books where they have 'see also: Monica')
Also need to take the alias' off of tildes, nobody calls him that enough to be proper alias'
However, im also slightly opposed to the creation of this list, its easy to root out the normalfags and newfags by who doesnt know the locals, this makes it too easy for them to blend in
>>28954129
That's an after effect. They didn't transition SO they could jack off for money
This paki fuck is doing this purely for fetish reasons.
>>28954112
MGS3
Venom dies in MG1
>>28954112
mgs4 is the real one
> panic attack happens right while im at the self-checkout
I cope through it by biting the insides of my mouth (guess it distracts from the situation?), and now it's sore.
Does any bot have any better/safer coping strategies?
>>28954067
Pakipoo should have status: paki
>>28954149
The whole game feels more like 'I don't know what I'm doing, I'll just keep doing shit till I feel it's done'. Then Konami came along said 'you've got 4 weeks mate' so Kojima rushed it.
>>28954186
Don't use Scottish money KEK
who /getsit/ here?
>>28954067
Saved
You've put a lot of good work into this, now lets hunt those bastards down.
>>28954186
look up anxiety breathing on youtube
>>28954159
Nah fuck FaTilde should have used pic related looks more like him.
>>28954159
I called him Fatilde every time he showed his ugly mug Tbh
>>28954186
Fuck sake you didn't try to put Scottish pound notes in did you mate?
>>28954232
Didn't shout start off the faTilde nickanme when he made all those shitty MSpaint pictures?
>>28954244
Not that guy but
>work nights so usually up at night and do asda shopping in middle of night
>be scottish
>nothing but scottish notes
>every fucking time the self checkout spits it out
>nae cunt to be seen.
Also: who/drunkb4work/ here?
>>28953971
they are just being ironic laddo
>>28954160
>>28954129
>>28954121
>>28954068
Fuck off, don't claim to know me better than I know myself
I know what I want
I wear a choker/collar because I think it's cute
>>28954197
>>28954244
n-no, paid by card
>>28954225
thanks, i'll take a look. sick of looking like an absolute knob in public doing this
going for a nap, ill continue working on the op image tomorrow or something.
nothings set in stone atm so don't stress.
>>28954273
yeah, and I started using it
>>28954067
Poleaboo wasn't arrested in 2009, it was just last year (twice)
>>28954333
You think it's cute because it reminds you that you're a dog
>>28954395
Yeah Poleaboo's story changes every other thread, none of us can keep up.
>>28954375
You're just as bad as he is
>>28954422
Fuck off Essanon. None of us like you.
>>28954398
>>28954068
Yeah, that's right, I'm your little bitch and I need to be punished
>>28954464
I'll punish you, you snivelling little cunt.
>>28954490
please go into more detail, master
>>28954422
dry your eyes mate
I hate shoutanon but he gave a good name for Fatilde so I nicked it
>>28954227
Has anyone got actual pictures of tilde? I want to know what he looks like
>http://www.strawpoll.me/10327500
Voting for this week's movie ends in under six hours, and it's currently locked in a three way tie between Face/Off, Blade and Starship Troopers! Made sure to cast your vote tonight lads!
>http://www.strawpoll.me/10327500
>>28954566
If Face/Off doesn't win this is fucking rigged.
>>28954578
Blades in the lead now lad
>>28954566
if you don't vote for blade you are a grass cunt
>>28954595
I just pushed Starship Troopers into the lead
>>28954578
Poleaboo will be voting for Blade
I really hate the blacks, lads.
>>28954719
You mean the NZ rugby team?
PAKIS OUT BREXIT NOW I
>>28954719
Bad experiences with them?
The few blacks I've been around were actually not that bad, they're quite funny. Maybe that's because they were uni students and a step above the 'ghetto' blacks
>>28954067
I thought he filmed them taking a shit not in the shower.
Also SHOUT likes tilde. Also shout goes by insidevoiceanon and whisperanon and is a normie.
Plus add nigii/NJA
But good work, why did you make it anyway?
>>28954566
ALL FUCKING SHIT FFS
>>28954795
Just vote Blade lad, it's the least bad option
>>28954820
WHO EVEN STILL GOES?
>>28954067
Add this guy
The I want to fight you anon
Normie, has a gf.
>Go to the chippy
>Order a small battered sausage and chips
>they give me a jumbo and large portion instead
>It's still only 2.99
feels good man
>>28954876
>2.99 for sausage and chips
Scamming twats
>>28954876
I pay 3 quid for a large sausage and large chips normally
>>28954860
i miss the guy that always wanted to fight
>>28954876
I'll batter your sausage mate
>>28954768
>PAKIS OUT BREXIT NOW I
i
>>28954908
the real jewish thing is they add on another 2quid if you eat inand they give you salad
>>28954989
I got a man in funny hat pic for my post
yessssss
Lads why am I so awkward?
I just walked to the shop and one of the kids who usually hangs around outside the co op (ive posted about them before) has just moved down my street. Well they was all hanging around on his front garden smoking weed and I walk past them so they shout "oi! wanna buy some cigs" I say no thanks amd he shouts "oi, theyre good stuff" I say im good and he says "come buy a 10 pack" and I say I said no but my voice cracks and my eyes are watering so they all start laughing.
LOUIE I'M MAKING POTATO CROQUETTES
>>28955028
Low test while in the womb, your mother was unfit/too old
>>28955138
How do I fix this? He lives down my street now im fucked.
inb4 twat him id i taller and more muscular than me.
>>28955206
The only reasonable course of action now is to kill yourself I'm afraid
>>28955028
Do you want me to tell you how I handle these situations? I morph into one of them. I act as if I'm someone different. I think I'm bipolar though.
>>28955206
You can't, you even deal with it and move on or make your peace with the world and become an axe murderer
anyone know where i can get some weed in Birmingham?
>tfw 6'4 and built like a brick shithouse
if everyone on /britfeel/ was put in a steel cage and forced to fight to the death I would easily be the last man standing, genuinely
i sit here sometimes looking at the smart arse posts you little students and neets make and just chuckle to myself because if you ever said anything like that to my face (as if you would dare) you could literally be eating pavement in under a second
>>28955337
ask your local imam
>>28955338
I doubt it mate. I'm a second dan in taekwondo, I could take your head clean off with one kick.
>>28955338
Now here's a post that genuinely deserves a fedora response
>>28955360
>>28955338
STFU SAMEFAGGING
>>28954781
WHISPERANON ISN'T MINE
>>28955337
IS YOUR DAD DEAD?
>>28955338
I'LL FIGHT YOU AS LONG AS YOU BUY ME A PINT AFTER
I JUST WANT TO FEEL SOMETHING
>>28955445
>IS YOUR DAD DEAD?
don't know
>>28955490
You're supposed say he used to deal to me before he died
>>28955338
I'll fight you and give you HIV mate
>>28955597
why would i say that?
FUCK OFF CHOOSE STORE FRONTS
>>28948566
>bet it's essex or something
Only southern Essex is scummy, the closer to London the worse it gets
>>28954067
What about machine operator anon?
I haven't seen him in months and still don't know what his machine does.
My nan told me you ain't a true brit if you brush your teeth
>>28955628
because asking for weed in Birmingham was a meme here for a while
>>28954781
>nigii
OH the black guy who got spat on and then destroyed his laptop because nobody took him seriously?
What kind of savage cunt actually enjoys mayonnaise?
Be there or be square, lads.
>>28955807
>He didn't get chicken, bacon and mayo sandwiches from canteen in school at lunch.
>>28954067
holy fucking shit I just listened to that vocaroo and it honestly broke my heart
how many of you are actually like this?
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s1blgHzb3DHM
>>28955962
>be disgusting narcissists
>wonder why your children don't grow up how you demand
>>28955962
None, Louis is in the wrong. Daniels is just trying to help and Lynn tries to help but makes it worse.
>>28956172
this
Louis is a fucking weapons grade melt and his dad is just trying to improve his life
>>28956182
What a joke, my dads like that but not quite so bad, trying to improve his life is just being mean then asking why he's not a 6'4 professional rugby player despite having to grow up with cunts
>>28955962
That kid is a little faker. He's a pre pubescent faggot sheltered by his Daily Mail reading mother. He saw the pepe meme one day and decided to be neet. That's not neet. He's a phoney faggot.
>>28956228
He barricaded himself in his room, can you say the same?
>>28956248
Nigger I don't have to barricade myself in my room. No one else lives here. He has the safety of his middle class family.
>>28955962
I was for a few years but I came out of the other side after I thought I was dying, which it turned out I wasn't but I gave me a mild appreciation for life
How bad have you other lads got?
I personally at my worst didn't go out for months at a time and layed in bed for 23 hours a day, surrounded by pissbottles, rotting food and rubbish
>>28956172
I have no doubt that louies dad thinks he's doing the right thing but threats and calling him names isn't the way to go about it
>>28956172
>her name's lynn
fucks sake, listened to that thing three times and it always sounded unintelligible to me, like he was calling her "nim"
>>28956228
>>28956296
idk lads Louis just seems like a cunt desu, how can you sit inside and just continue recording when all that shit is going in
>you JUST know the mum cried herself to sleep
>>28956350
He throws something against the door a couple of times.
>tfw working nights in a petrol station
>tfw last night, literally nobody came in, so i spent all night sat at the till next to the night window, watching youtube videos
>>28956511
then someone comes in and stabs you when you open the register
>>28956549
how can they stab him through a small gap in the window?
>>28956581
With a long knife?
What's a good time for expert minesweeper lads?
Sort of hard to tell what's decent, as all the high scores are absolutely ridiculous
>left college, didnt get a job for a year
>dad got sick of it, figured if he stopped buying food then eventually i would have to leave the house to buy stuff
>used to come home from work to find i had didnt leave the house and just sat on my pc all day
>used to shout every day wondering how i can survive without bread or milk
>he started working from home to monitor what i did during the day, basically meant i could not leave my room and was eating 1 packet of super noodles at night when he was asleep
>used to see his feet under the door as he just stood there listening for any activity so he could rage me out, used to pretend to be asleep for like 80% of the day
Think it fucked with him desu, i got bored of neet-hood and eventually got a well-paid full time job meanwhile he now sits at home drinking all day after quitting his successful London job earning six figures. Feel bads, our grandma died (his mum), my mum divorced him and took nearly everything on the basis that she would look after me and my brothers (she retired and fucked off abroad with all the money after the solicitors forced us to sell the house) and on top of that was forced to see me forming into a depressed drug addict beta-neet all in about 3 years.
>>28956511
I used to do night shifts in a petrol station, it was bliss
just brought my laptop, browsed 4chan and watched films for 7.50 an hour
prime
>>28956549
it'd have to be a fucking long knife. flexible too.
>>28956605
12 nanoseconds
>>28955338
Yeah, but if theirs a bird in front of us who do you think she'll go for
>>28954067
No idea where that photo came from. That looks like an Asian guy and I am as white as fuck.
Also I was never doxxed.
>>28956612
>well-paid full time job
>depressed drug addict beta-neet
pick one laddo
Is life supposed to be enjoyable? I don't get it. Like, do some people actually enjoy life? How does that work?
>>28956612
Sounds like a man that went through marriage alright.
>>28954067
you're missing the gay partnership of cumbrialad and KentAnon desu
doing a comfy asmr session talking to some qts on interpals
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8UQL_hGakYk&list=WL&index=3
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xXGwqco-PBE
>>28956658
still a depressed drug-addict beta unfortunately. The benzos do help to counter the anxiety and depression though
>>28956659
Nah, life is mostly shit with, if you're lucky, a few good bits thrown in here and there
>>28956738
>he uses reddit
REEEE REEEE REEE NORMIES OUT REEEEE
>>28956659
Nah, the majority of people find life miserable.
It's just the stupid american media that we are fed that peddles this ridiculous "life is good" narrative - where we only have the occasional problem to overcome, and our default state is one of happiness and comfort.
Most of us will be sad and lonely our whole lives, and then we'll get diagnosed with cancer at the age of 50, and quietly pass away unbeknownst to the world.
>>28956659
>Is life supposed to be enjoyable?
if you have to ask then you've already lost
>>28956754
>>28956825
Do we know for sure that this isn't just our echo chamber though and maybe there are people who do enjoy it? Most people pretend they enjoy it irl but I am not sure if they are just putting it on or if they actually do and I am missing something, because I genuinely don't understand how most people can find enjoy in this lot.
>>28956764
what makes you think I use reddit?
When was the point of no return in your life?
Now that I have a job, what am I supposed to do with the money? I still live at home and pay rent to my mother and will be in this living situation for the foreseeable future (at least 6 months until my probation at work ends and landlords will consider me as a tenant).
I'm not even paid a whole lot, like 16k, but after rent and travel expenses and say some odd food here and there I still have like 500 or 600 pounds. I wish I could buy something that would make me happy.
I've even looked into "saving" and it's shit. The best interest I could conceivably get is something like 6% on a current account and that's only for 12 months and only for amounts up to 5k. So for all the effort I'd "earn" an extra 100 quid interest. I'd rather just dump it in my shitty 0.6% cash ISA and save myself the trouble.
What do people DO with their money?
>>28956923
I'm sure there's somew ho do enjoy it
Most are miserable as fuck though. Go to work, come home, get drunk and watch TV until bed time
>>28956965
I dunno mate I'd just save up until I had enough to quit wageslavery and go live in a cheap, warm country for the rest of my life.
>>28956923
It's hard to tell I suppose.
I think the only people who are truly happy with their lives are the rich normies, who can basically pick and choose what they do for a living, go on foreign holidays all the time etc.
Even the poor normies, although they will project a positive image on facebook, still struggle with employment and health issues.
Also people who are really stupid always seem to be quite happy - ignorance is bliss I suppose.
>>28956939
I googled asmr earlier because people were talking about it, the reddit page was one of the first links, and that video was the most upvoted post.
Coincidence? I think not.
>>28956996
>I think the only people who are truly happy with their lives are the rich normies,
This desu I think if you had a few million quid you could be alright, but apart from that, if you are not rich there is no point in life.
>tfw period pains
Don't forget to vote beermat lads!
I think I'm going to be getting a girlfriend soon lads. What should I expect?
that burn on my arm has gone a yellow-green and is constantly damp
>>28957098
bitching, stdswhen she cheats with chad and spreads them to you, having to spend all your money on her and not posting here.
REEEEEEEEEE
>>28957141
>green
Its a scab you absolute wet blanket.
>>28957098
Disappointment and your unrealistic expectations destroyed
>>28957017
>he browses reddit
embarrassing Tbh
>>28956965
save up for a deposit and get your own place
the freedom you get with having your own space is unparalleled
>>28957172
Kek I doubt that, I'll get a Japanese girlfriend with traditional family values. The only thing I'm not sure on is if I want a country or city girl.
>>28957201
My expectations are measured, she will be the housewife and look after our children while I'm at work.
>>28957098
>What should I expect?
Suicidal thoughts
>>28956965
I blew mine on hookers, but that's not for everyone
>>28957255
This isn't the 19th century. Those Jap women don't exist anymore
>>28957253
What sort of amount should I be aiming for saved up? I already have ~5.5k saved. Could probably have another 5k on top of that in 6 months if I continue living the way I am now.
I'm wary about getting a mortgage because I have severe doubts about my ability to hold down a job and be a normie. Every day I worry that I will melt down and kill myself.
>>28957098
A rapid depletion of money from your bank account.
>>28957301
depends on the price of the house mate, sounds like you've got a tidy little amount saved up though
if you can earn 5k in 6 months you'll have enough for a deposit no worries
also look into the help to buy ISAs, its basically free money for a house deposit
unfortunately mate a mortgage in this day and age is almost unavoidable
Does gender bother anyone here? Like, if there are female posters here, does it bother you?
>>28957297
They do in Japan.
>>28957390
Nah. More the merrier.
Would annoy me if they started attention whoring though. But that's not gender exclusive
>>28957301
>>28957363
Please don't buy a fucking house mate. When interest rates go up in about 5 years time property prices are going to be fucked and most of your first time buyers of this decade are going to be in negative equity. It is going to be financial Armageddon.
>>28957390
Females shouldn't be on 4chan at all, much less on /r9k/. They have easy mode lives, so easy for example that the social awkwardness brought on by autism is not as noticeable in females.
They simply can't understand the struggles that the majority of us go through and really aren't welcome.
>>28957394
Especially not in Japan
Like a truly traditional Jap woman (which don't exist) would fuck a whitey anyway
>>28957390
There are no females on the internet. It is known.
>>28957445
>Japanese women aren't in Japan
Yeah ok kid.
off to send this to the post tommorow lads wish me luck
>>28957424
How would you define attention whoring? Would a female poster merely indicating their gender count?
>>28957459
Traditional you fucking mong
Kids I swear...
If I'm now getting treated by a unit that deals with first episodes of psychosis, does that make me psychotic?
>>28957390
Yes, because your struggles are not the same as ours.
>>28957501
You are psychotic, you are suffering from psychosis.
>>28957527
thanks I thought so
oc
>>28957540
lol fuck off nutter
>>28957424
>I hope a female posts here so I can orbit her
>>28957480
If you know it's a female they're attention whoring.
knew I shouldn't have made that list, now we've got that stupid cunt from before wanting to make a name for herself
>>28957553
Fair enough. I'm just curious how things work, I guess.
>>28957390
THERE COULD BE GIRLS HERE AND I'D BE FINE WITH THAT BECAUSE THEY'VE DON'T BRING IT UP
MY PROBLEM WITH IS WHEN THEY ANNOUNCE THERE ARRIVAL LIKE WE'VE BEEN SAT HER ALL DAY WAITING FOR THEM
>>28957595
Great now you can fuck off.
>>28957603
On the internet, you're only a girl if people know you're one. Otherwise you're just another anon.
>>28957553
I have a girlfriend. No need to orbit anyone.
>>28957480
Depends on the context but 99% of the time mentioning gender is just attention whoring.
By Royal decree the only female permitted in my threads is Monica.
>>28950704
you forgot to mention lupus suffering lesbo femanon and that guy who tried to divided up britfeel to migrate to the other chan. i think he was scottish and super paranoid about getting doxxed. plus the rape statistics guy and the paki defence force member #1 and #2
>>28957672
IWillWait? He's been locked up, doesn't post here anymore. It's not meant to be exhaustive, just the most known.
>>28957672
and that guy who lived in birmingham who kept us updated about his attempts at snagging an asian gf. then there's that asdan guy or that chav who stole stolen goods on ebay for a living. those are the main ones that come to mind anyway.
>>28957756
was birmingham guy the same as the one who would brag about the chav sluts he picked up?
Who the shitting Christ is name fagging on my patch. Don't start this dude.
>>28957706
the girl he stalked was a bigger personality back in the day
>>28957778
Nah that's BMW guy.
>>28957832
GUARDS!
Remove this IMPOSTER at once!
>>28957876
come on mate, you know the score, head on the block please
I feel like webM compilation videos are normie but I still enjoy them
>>28957995
forgot the link didn't I lads
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tr0kiJkVUIw
shit thread Tbh lads
>>28957901
the jacobins did nothing wrong
>>28957901
Why aren't they beheading people anymore? It is far faster than hanging or electrocutting.
>>28957459
What makes you think Japanese women will be any different? On top of that there's a language barrier that'll put a dent on your relationship sooner or later. From what I hear, they're also quite allured to being career driven too so it seems pretty arrogant to think they'll put their employment on hold just to be with you.
>>28958144
it's incredibly efficient, way faster than hanging
electrocution as a method of execution wasn't even around in those times
Hi, I'm a girl and I've been posting on here for 6 months or more.
>>28958144
sorry, I read this as 'why did they behead people back then' my mind's all over the shop lad
I think it's considered inhumane, because you're chopping up the body and that
>>28958216
Fuck of mingeta
>>28958191
Japanese are not ashamed of their heritage and culture like British.
>>28944883
I will be moving to Italy in October, I just can't stand any more of this weather, and I may as well put my Italian skills to use.
Managed to get a low level officecuck job, taking quite a paycut, but It'll be worth it just to escape this endless cloud and rain.
>>28958264
Ah those plans will fall through when we leave the EU. Sorry.
>>28955445
Who the fuck is whisperanon then?
>>28958264
>Moving to a pooreurocuck country
>Everyone there smells
>The government is corrupt as fuck
>All there is to eat is Pizza and pasta
>All the women are hairy
>Men are all nu-male cucks
>>28955801
It was his phone I think, he was white.
>>28958244
That's because there is no British culture unless you count drinking yourself until you pass out and eating a kebab every so often enriching. That doesn't necessarily mean they don't accept or like who they are though.
>>28958349
I will just get a work visa, simple
>>28958362
I don't care about any of that, the weather is consistently miles better than here
>>28958393
>wanting to be sweaty all the time
You'd probably fit in desu
>>28958388
>there is no British culture
He fell for the
>There is no [X country] culture
>>28958236
> I think it's considered inhumane, because you're chopping up the body and that
AFAIK the most spread ways of execution are hanging, eletrocuting and injecting poison. But each one of them can be easily turned into a painful hell by mistake or miscalculation. For beheading you only need a sharp and hard piece of metal. It is mistake-proof method.
>>28958264
If anything at least you'll get to try that authenticated pizza everyone keeps raving on about.
>>28950863
Who is the slut in the thought bubble? Can we go with somebody more attractive?
>>28955242
Why? cunt
>>28955272
I dont think that would work for me.
>>28958388
This is exactly what I mean. This attitude is why a Japanese wife is my only option.
>>28950863
CAPTAIN PUGWAAAAAAASH
>>28958362
>All there is to eat is Pizza and pasta
There are these things called supermarkets. They're like these big buildings that sell food from all over the world. You can exchange currency for these items to take home, and you can use those items in a method called "cooking"
>>28957706
Iwillwait was locked up? wtf why? He posted here 3 weeks ago
>>28958416
don't forget firing squad, I think they still use that in places like Indonesia
some people survive lethal injection and describe it as like being on fire but being unable to scream because of the paralysis drugs
>>28958470
If I remember his parents put him away for a bit, I don't fully buy his story I think he just got bored of posting.
>>28958418
No he won't. There is literally no such thing as "authentic" Italian food.
Go to a village, and they will have an "authentic" recipe. Go to another village, and they'll have the same food with an entirely different recipe.
Both villages will claim the other one is not "authentic" and only theirs is
Authentic food is a meme.
>>28958470
He's a Yank, not a Brit.
https://desustorage.org/r9k/search/username/IWillWait/
He also says it was all a joke.
June tomorrow lads
Hope we are all ready with our surfboards to go and pick up some hot bikini chicks on the beach
I never destroyed my laptop nor am I black.
I`ve said so many times the character was fake.
>>28958388
Correct. There is no British art, music, literature or theatre.
Britain has no culture at all
>>28958527
>>28958484
oh right, he was cool
>>28958529
If you weren't old enough to watch Baywatch on a Saturday night, you need to fuck off this board
>>28950921
There was JunFag And AzuFag
I think they got pissed of with mingeta though
>>28958598
I turn 64 in 2 days
feels bad
>>28958415
Maybe it's just me then but I've lived in this country all my life without knowing what those two words put together actually means. It could just be because we're living in a fairly globalized society or that nothing in our way of living is all too distinctive to that of other nations in the developed world. How would you describe British culture if were asked to talk about in a few sentences?
>>28958434
If we're going to generalize then be sure to be on the look out for manipulating and conniving women particularly from that part of the globe. There's a reason why so many Japanese men are choosing to opt out from the dating pool altogether.
>>28958638
Really? Are you a warlock or whatever?
>>28958473
> don't forget firing squad, I think they still use that in places like Indonesia
Yeah. Still the executed might survive and receive trauma, it is slower, requires more personnel, etc etc.
> some people survive lethal injection and describe it as like being on fire but being unable to scream because of the paralysis drugs
Most of them survive due to personnel mistakes. The medic might miss the vein or pierce it through. Poison goes to muscles instead of the vain then.
>>28954067
>tfw I've made a name for myself
Should we really be on there though? Our presence has kind of faded a bit.
>>28958717
>Yeah. Still the executed might survive and receive trauma
nah surely they'd just finish the job, cheeky bullet right to the temple
>>28958739
Temple is a crap place for a bullet
>Arranged to go to the Trafford Centre tomorrow with a group of friends, one is a qt redhead
>One by one they all drop off, cancelled due to work etc
>Just qt redhead and I haven't cancelled
>She's still up for going just me and her
>Excited for our shopping centre date anon? ;)
For the love of fuck help me god
Oh jesus a fucking diamond has landed in my lap and I'm going to piss it all away
>>28954067
Is angry anon still about or did his diabetes kill him off?
>>28958698
No I lost it at 17
who /basementjaxx/ here
Not really been on for a week, been having a great time on Overwatch with a group. Its a shame ranked is not out for a while though, getting high on that will be fun.
>>28956718
I have never used my movie night username in the thread.
We should try to minimize bleed over desu
>>28958783
Here's hoping it rains or something for your sake.
>>28958835
So you're just an old bloke who likes posting here? Cool, glad to have you matey :^)
Just to let you know when I said I left britfeel I just meant the character.
>>28958863
Might buy that or doom, what do you reckon lads?
>>28956718
They where both really cool guys
>>28958918
well if you have friends who play Overwatch its good, playing alone is pretty cancer. Doom is a 10/10 singleplayer game.
>>28958891
Happy to be here sunshine, my nephew showed me this place.
>>28958941
Some of my mates have Overwatch but im feeling anit-social right now so might get doom
>>28958969
I hope you're not taking the piss, but either way as tripfags go, you're alright.
Why am I so hungry all the time ffs
>>28959023
Everyone else hates me so thank you, that made me smile.
I still have the old war wound from shout
>>28958638
Me and a few mates used to play Call of duty 5 with a guy in his 80s
I remember he used to to bark out commands like "tango at command point Charlie, go boys go"
He was cool as fuck.
>>28957434
This pisses me off desu.
There's a few girls at my work who are the epitome of autistic, they literally never speak to anyone. Yet they are treated as "normal", people initiate conversation with them, and no one bitches behind their backs.
>tfw gave up on life when I was 16
>tfw no 23 and wondering if shit would be different if I didn't pack it in
Probably not, right?
>>28959099
I miss him desu
Loved the m14 didn't he?
Is nephew was a faggot
>>28959098
I'LL FINISH THE JOB NEXT TIME
>>28959193
Sit down shout. Leave him alone, you're just as much of an attention whore as he is.
I want each and everyone of you to go run a bath or find a suitable water source and drown yourselves
Cunts
>>28959146
I don't remember his nephew
I do remember someone being asked how to spell Diarrhoea and he did it in the NATO Phonetic alphabet
>>28956718
Poleaboo does not like KentAnon
>>28958736
>Our presence has kind of faded a bit.
Maybe we should redouble our efforts to post lewds of our waifus so that everyone can enjoy them.
NEW THREADlads Tbh
>>28959399
>>28959399
>>28959399
>>28959274
>>28959303
Why ever not?
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>>28959358
who is this semen demon?
OCE
