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Wakey wakey rise and shine edition
>>28944883
>>28944883
Morning m8ey, just back from another night shift, another night, another nugget.
>been off for 10 days because of annual leave, flexi-time and a bank holiday
>dreading putting on a shirt and going back into work
>been drinking most nights since I was off the next day, so feel sick and waking up sober is disorienting
I can see how NEETs get stuck as NEETs after months of this. If I were being given money by the government throughout it as well, that's a recipe for disaster.
does this ASMR actually work lads
>>28946027
How do you mean "work"? Will it give you the tingles - maybe, depends what sets them off in you. Personally I've never had them except a couple of specific videos, but I don't watch them for the ASMR feeling anyway.
I found ASMR by having vlogs playing in the background just to hear someone speaking when I was in the lower bits of my isolated, miserable phase. But most were really screechy and annoying. so I ended up on whispering videos, which led to ASMR.
In theory it must work given how many people watch them for that feeling of relaxation & tingling, but I only watch them because the people have an ok voice to have chattering away in the background.
Islam will take over England.
Louis here.
My dad is trying to keep the peace by giving me breakfast of my favourite food.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0LEYqVvDKsM
FUCK ME YOU LAZY FUCKING BITCH IF I ASK YOU TO GET ME UP AT 8AM EXACTLY I MEAN 8AM EXACTLY
>>28947368
Get yourself up you piece of shit
>>28947368
If that's your mum you are having problems with, i advise you to rape her.
I raped my mum a few months ago and now I am in charge of the house. She is terrified of me and just cries in her room in the evenings. I give her a shopping list and she buys exactly what I want, cooks me dinner and she's basically just my servant now. And I get full control of the living room.
Raping my mum was the best thing I ever did.
>>28947509
SHE OFFERED THEN FUCKED ME OVER
>>28947544
THAT GAVE ME A GOOD CHUCKLE
that fucking spongebob caveman meme is getting on my nerves
>>28947575
It wasn't a joke mate.
>>28946840
fuck you I thought it was actually louis
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eJjtZ0IJIEA
not what i expected to wake up to this morning but gave me a good chuckle
>download 5 torrents
>bust a nut to the first one and delete the rest
wewe
>>28946840
Hahahahahaha quality.
>>28948023
i always spend hours downloading them and then immediately delete them after I'm done.
no one ever looks at my computer but i'm still really paranoid about having porn downloaded on it
>>28947906
not what I wanted to see during my breakfast
where did cwc go so wrong?
>>28941903
>is there any way I can get a prozzie without adultwork?
There are a bunch of websites such as vivastreet, backpage, craigslist where you can get one. If you mean offline, then your local newspaper will have discreet adverts in the personals section or pretty much any telephone box will have a few cards. The difficulty with doing it offline is that the prices can vary and the women aren't always who they claim to be, especially if they aren't independent or are asian.
>tfw you download an album and all the file tags are in lower case so you have to go through and change them all
FUCK people that upload things like this
>>28946027
Yes but chances are you'll have to find something specific to you. I watched loads just for the relaxation before I ever got the tingles.
The only one that works for me is this weird thing about a girl pulling giant parasitic worms out your ears.
>>28948265
fucking shite that. also when all the song titles have a [produced by] credit at the end that you have to remove.
Just started my 12 hour shift lads
Wahey
http://boards.4chan.org/r9k/thread/28945450/just-workout-bro#top
Look at all these r9k retards thinking they have a fucking clue what they're talking about.
>>28948358
Had a glance at that thread
To be fair /fit/ does tell you to eat fucking 4k a day which will make you look like that if you don't do plenty of cardio
>>28948358
he doesn't even have a bad body desu.
a disturbing amount of girls say they like "larger guys" and this guy has a decent proportion of flab to muscle
>>28948265
Incorrectly formatted tags are a huge pet peeve of mine.
>Japanese album with Japanese tags but English in brackets
>comment tag is the file hash or uploader's website
>artist tag includes "feat. x"
>album artist, composer etc. left blank
>CDs not numbered
>album title [SPECIAL EDITION]
>>28948397
>>artist tag includes "feat. x"
WAKE ME UP
>>28948358
Uh they're all pretty much spot on. He just needs to cut and stop waxing his chest.
use the updated OP image in future, fixes pepe's room
also I'm sick of looking at the anime girls, what else can we put in there?
>>28948428
Can't wait for the July update when the EU flag is burning.
>>28946840
howling with laughter lad
>>28948428
I'm pretty tired of the 2001-tier meme that is the slut in the thought bubble. Needs updating, that girl's probably dead by now.
>>28948428
Fix your calendar senpaitachi
And I still vote for this in a windo
>>28948376
>To be fair /fit/ does tell you to eat fucking 4k a day
no they tell you to eat at a 500kcal surplus, so it varies depending on the person
> go to sainsburys
> buying vegan food
> I'm a vegan
> for the animals
> get my shit
> go to self check out
> scan items in
> ready to pay
> what's this? Only Scottish notes!!!!
> christonabike.mpeg
> I'm in too deep, no going back now
> smuggle money out of pocket out of sight but attendant spies me just as it goes in the machine
> "sir, I'm sorry but using Scottish money is fraudulent as it is not legal tender. Wait here while I inform the manager.
> manager arrives: "sir we have informed the police. These machines are worth a lot of money and Scottish notes confuse the system because they are easily replicated.
> I only came for fucking soy milk and coco pops
> sneak my phone into my sock
> police arrive
> sir we are going to have to take you in for questioning
> hand cuff me
> take me into cells
It's actually comfy here.
>>28948428
why has it only got the english flag, bit racist don't you think
>>28948473
You don't pay for goods with tender, you pay with currency.
I mean I know you spent the last day coming up with this but get it right.
>>28948428
I don't know senpai just replace them with something. Maybe throw in a Monica.
>>28948460
yeah I like that
>>28948532
>Maybe throw in a Monica
fuck off Poleaboo you're already in it you smelly paki
>>28944883
>Live in a very white town
>Literally every single taxi driver is white
>Always just assumed that was because the town so white, that's all they could hire
>The owner of the firm recently became good friends with my grandad
>Grandad told him how red-pilled I was
>I was at a barbeque with him Sunday
>He has contracts with 3 local schools to provide taxis for disabled students
>He told me that so many parents had spoke to the schools about not wanting muslim drivers
>The headmasters told him his firm only got the contract due to having no muslim drivers
>He couldn't employ a Muslim driver now even if he wanted(he wouldn't), because he's lose so much business
Honestly lads stuff like this gives you hope, there is a lot of closet /pol/ acks under the surface in higher palces than you'd imagine
>>28948547
It's really transphobic to keep in his male persona and leave out the rebirth that is Monica.
>>28948557
>transphobic
you say that like it's a bad thing
>>28948553
whereabouts you live lad? sounds scummy as fuck. bet it's essex or something
>>28948553
Tolerance doesn't mean acceptance. Lots of people are racist but don't show it.
>want to die
>don't want to kill myself though, just want to die in a freak accident or something
Anybody else know this feeling?
I think my family would take it much better if I was in a plane crash or something instead of killing myself.
>>28948553
It's not 'red-pilled' or '/pol/' to hate pakis. It's a very common held opinion fuck sake. You sound like a yank.
>>28948547
put louie in the pic
>>28948607
we don't have a photo of him
>>28948582
IKTF. It's called being too much of a pussy to actually do it but glamorizing the idea of suicide.
>>28948553
Which town is that? I would like to move there
>>28948618
put in his broken down door
>>28948607
Fuck louis, we need to know more about the kid who literally reeeeee'd at his mother.
>>28948790
this is him, he posted is yt channel back in the day https://youtu.be/3iePXszBUj4
Does anyone have a 'gimmicks of britfeel' list so we can see what's worth adding to the OP?
Anyone got instagram?
>>28948806
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WcjawfMvxlY
Where did it all go so wrong?
>>28948874
christ...
orogiioa
Just realised that the girl in the /r9k/ audiobook is his older sister.
From
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sLzkr2G0aP8
to
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=96SrWO5Na54
>>28948920
That explains his comment about her being 20.
GET FUCKED WAYNE
>>28948996
GET FUCKED WAYNE is probably my favourite line holy kek
reckon this is wayne?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n7-I3cOogr0
>>28949078
from the videos on that channel it seems like they're yanks but in /r9k/ the audiobook it seems as though they're brits
hmm
and angrier and angrier and angrier and angrier and angrier and angrier and angrier and angrier and angrier
What a house to live in. You'd have to live with a feral NEET and possibly a young single mother. Fuck.
>>28949102
He mentions he's Canadian in the comments on the Jehovas Witness video.
>>28948428
I think op was reflecting the weather, cos its fucking grey here.
Just be sat on the bathroom floor for the last 2 hours
>>28948996
>>28949076
I find myself saying it all the time
Got loads of stuff coming this week.
Nothing more exciting than waiting for new stuff
Someones using my photo in that thread
>>28949403
>Someone
you mean you
>>28949424
No it's not me. I posted it here and on fit
>>28949444
you should feel flattered then
but i doubt it's you
Oh it's the same dude who wanted to fight me at a made up pub. He insulted my body and is now using it.
>>28949478
sounds hilarious, is it still in the archive?
>>28949497
Fuck knows. It went on for like 3 threads but I only posted in the 1st. Then a bunch of other people carried it on and ruined the thread.
>>28949517
haha, and i bet he talked just like
This you fucking little rent boy. Yeah I remember how you talked like a big man and were too scared to come down. Made up pub? You're having a fucking laugh, Percy Lambert mate, 2pm on Sunday if you want to go. Then you spent the next week reposting my photo here pretending to be me, really funny.
Christ you're pathetic. No idea why I waste my time with you people.
>>28949538
But I came to your pub, you wasn't there was you pussy.
>>28949558
You came to a pub you thought didn't exist? Yeah ok mate.
Nice one crawling away to this thread to chat more shit by the way, nice touch.
>>28949582
Well you come to me then?
Not fucking hard is it. But you're scared.
>>28949478
>>28949497
>>28949517
>>28949538
>>28949558
>>28949582
NOT THIS SAMEFAGGING AGAIn .. STOP
the puppy too
attached to nothing
leading to nowhere
Maybe post the waifu??
>>28948855
Station540
>>28949381
What have you got coming anon?
>>28949627
I hope pupper is alright
>>28949641
Got some new clothes and a laptop which just arrived. I'll follow you on instagram lad.
Does anyone have a photo of Britnormie?
The images in the archive have all vanished.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eJjtZ0IJIEA
>tfw I can't get through this
At least I still have some emotion left
>>28949936
Just like Poleaboos of the Polish girl
Guess he never existed either
>>28950027
I fucking love how randomly CWC uploads
>Video game thing
>Shitty vlog
>Shitty vlog
>Sex doll demonstration
>>28949797
Which t shirts did you decide on?
>>28950027
>he has a crack drawn on his skin colored underwear
>he uses those underwear as his pretend vagina
>he drew the crack that high
>>28950061
These ones, they're only for the gym so I ignored everyone's advice.
>>28950027
>the "piledriver"
>>28950097
>lyle and scott for the gym
>>28950097
Male models always look like such wankers
>>28950097
>buying new clothes for the gym
Your vanity disgusts me
>>28950126
statistically it's almost guaranteed that they have
about to get 60 pounds, what do i buy lads
>>28950155
30 Freddos
>>28950169
>2 pounds for a freddo
wtf
>>28950114
For walking to the gym lad.
And just t shirts for summer to show of my new gains.
>>28950169
Buy these
>>28950097
>>28950186
You have tshirts specifically for walking to the gym?
I just wear whatever I wore yesterday whenever I go to the gym to save on washing up liquid desu
FIRST TIME POSTING FROM MY NEW LAPTOP.
>>28950223
Seems you have a problem with the caps lock button
>>28950221
>washing up liquid
You mean detergent, right?
>>28950221
You do your clothes with your dishes or what?
All my t shirts dont fit anymore as ive grown and gained a fair bit of weight, I needed new t shirts but figured if I'm going to a gym full of hotties I should buy nice t shirts instead of my usual 3 quid ones.
>>28950221
>>28950240
fuck off amerifag it's washing up liquid
>>28950335
For dishes, not for clothes man.
>>28950335
washing up is washing dishes mate
washing up liquid is fairy
>>28950221
one for t shirts, one for trousers and one for the dishes
>>28950335
I'm front ING-GER-LUND m8.
>>28950343
literally the only reason i know the word "detergent" is because it's some of the useless shit you can pick up in fallout. american.
>>28948473
yeah, somebody else was talking about this tripe and scottish notes yesterday. Sorry to call you out on your bullshit story though.
>>28950388
you still dont use washing up liquid for clothes
>>28950035
peekaboo, it's Poleaboo.
>>28949627
was that a haiku?
don't think it worked desu
five-seven-five, lad
>>28950448
>tfw the word filter steals a syllable
>3 moths of wage cuckery in uk would let me buy dental braces, bunch of decent clothes, gym pass for a year, few of dietician visits and either a new pc or used car in poland
Plz vote stay ukbros, its my only chance to stop losing. You can take some of our 3.14qtpies in exchange.
>tfw your favourite podcast abruptly gets cancelled
>>28950240
>>28950254
>>28950362
Alright lads calm down I said the wrong word
>>28950035
It's funny you say that because everything related to BritNormie's dox have disappeared.
ANOTHER FUCKING BRIFEEL THREAD FUCK OFF
WHY CANT YOU JUST MAKE IT A FEELS THREAD. THEN IT WOULDNT BE SO FUCKING DEAD.
>>28950577
Nice try but wrong shoutanon trip
>>28950594
IM A NEW SHOUT ANON FROM CANADA
>>28950628
>CANADA
Makes you irrelevant please leave
>>28950650
FUCK OF YOU FAT PAKI BRIT CUNT
Wew lads, what a shit night I just had. Here's what happened.
>Flatmate accidentally locked me out. I can't get him on the phone because it's disconnected.
>Try to get out of the cold. Waste all my money on a film at the theatre but it gets canceled last minute.
>Try to call a friend for help, but she's too busy flicking her bean to bbc.
>Hung around an adult shop to get warm and chat up the owner but eventually get told to leave.
>Try to hang out at a Burger King and pretend to work there to waste some more time.
>Eventually get back into my flat only to find that my idiotic flatmate drank all my absinthe.
>mfw
Right pissed off now but at least I did get outside for a bit.
>>28950577
That would attract more normies and kill the last bastion left of the old /r9k/
looking for a little input on the personalities
I've got
OP image guy
poleaboo/monica
detective
britnormie
louis
gorilla
tilde
bonsai
angryanon
shoutanon
kiddo
BMW guy
there are a couple I'm missing, and perhaps some of the ones I've listed aren't well known gimmicks enough to include in the file, any suggestions?
>>28950679
>Wew lads, what a shit night I just had. Here's what happened.
>>Flatmate accidentally locked me out. I can't get him on the phone because it's disconnected.
>>Try to get out of the cold. Waste all my money on a film at the theatre but it gets canceled last minute.
>>Try to call a friend for help, but she's too busy flicking her bean to bbc.
>>Hung around an adult shop to get warm and chat up the owner but eventually get told to leave.
>>Try to hang out at a Burger King and pretend to work there to waste some more time.
>>Eventually get back into my flat only to find that my idiotic flatmate drank all my absinthe.
>>mfw
>Right pissed off now but at least I did get outside for a bit.
#justnormiethings
>>28950679
>Try to hang out at a Burger King and pretend to work there to waste some more time.
you done what mate?
>>28950679
I think you've watched too much Black Books ladpalmate-o
>>28950679
That's literally the plot to a Black Books episode, you lying sod.
Really regretting putting my name down for a shift tonight.
>>28950704
Nigii and shout
oceee
>>28950834
Oh wait you already have shout nve mind
>>28950820
should've put your name down for my shaft tonight lad
oi oi
I wanted to fill the windows with kind of obscure british shit that nobody else would get.
>>28950863
you absolute top bloke but are you not using the master image? it's layered and much easier to work with
you've left one of the k-ons in above the england flag
also add a sweaty man in one of the windows
>>28950900
Why do you talk about yourself in the third person?
>>28950863
>obsucre
>mr bean
>>28950881
Poleaboo, is this a fetish or do you actually think you are a girl?
Also that dress is much too short young lady, you look like a right slapper.
>actually have quite nice legs though
>>28950834
Really haven't heard about Nigii, don't think I can include movie night exclusive posters.
Has anyone got the "post waifu" image? The one with the room and the noose, some anime girl inside the noose.
>>28950813
Did you see the gif he attached? He didn't even try to hide it you silly fucker
>>28950863
add a cheeky chad /kilroy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cXy2YX_twsU
>>28950881
>>28950889
>>28950900
Remember to report this despicable man for ban evasion
>>28950917
Legal requirements
>>28950881
Thanks
>Also that dress is much too short young lady, you look like a right slapper.
I wouldn't wear anything that reaches the knee, it just wouldn't wouldn't mesh with my personality
>Poleaboo, is this a fetish or do you actually think you are a girl?
I do want to be female
I'm not sure how realistic an aim it is though
It's time to post your waifus.
>At work
>Few kids about cos it's a cafe and half term
>One of the mums is on her phone, turns to me and says Rashford has made the England squad
>Chat with her for a bit about the other teammates , Sturridge gets mentioned
>One 6 year old literally screams, at the top of his little voice, STURRIDGE IS A NIGGER ISN'T HE
>Everyone turned to stare at this little kid who toddles off like it's nothing, no idea who's kid it is
>Conversation slowly filters back
>>28950998
Nice to hear the youth of today are being brought up properly
>>28950920
I knew someone would say that.
>>28950901
youre right, bit its only a wip, I am using the master folder, its me op image guy.
I do have a sweaty guy, its hard to add him when its grey and raining tho.
>>28950930
can do.
>>28951030
oh fair dos mate, yeah maybe save sweaty man for the inevitable heatwave edition
>>28950966
>I wouldn't wear anything that reaches the knee, it just wouldn't wouldn't mesh with my personality
doesn't have to reach the knee, but that is too short. The general rule is that the shortest skirt you should wear (and that would be a miniskirt) should end where your fingertips end if you stand with your arms straight down.
The line around the thigh on the tights should never show (if youre going for a normal look instead of a slutty one)
>>28950679
Are you scouse? Only scouse "people" put full stops at the end of greentext lines like that
>>28951079
>scouse "people"
retard
>>28950900
>>28950889
>>28950881
I really like that necklace.
Do you think you might be able to do a cute pose or something so I can update your file with a better picture than >>28950436?
Let's be honest, your face is out there.
>>28951073
oh, I guess I should have just bought it in a larger size....
>>28951101
do not give in to the smelly paki's wishes
could someone teach me how to smoke? i think i'm doing everything right except the ash is really building up and it wont naturally fall off when i flick it a bit. Should you be ashing before it reaches 1cm in length?
>>28951123
youre just not flicking hard enough.
click your fingers, enough to make a sound, that's like how much force you need.
>>28951123
Smoking cigarettes accomplishes nothing and is a complete waste of money.
>>28951123
tap it on the side of something, you're probably not flicking it hard enough
>>28951135
thanks i'll try that
>>28951139
anime made me do it
>>28951123
What you smoking?
When I smoke richmond I can get the ash to stay on for the entire cig. It doesn't matter.
>>28951101
>I really like that necklace.
It's a choker/slave collar
>Do you think you might be able to do a cute pose or something so I can update your file with a better picture
maybe at some point in time
>>28950448
No. Automatically generated by a bot. Some of them make me feel a certain way I can't describe.
What's this shit I hear about people putting a bit of butter in their black coffee
Just tried it and it was shit
>>28951200
Why didnt you go full tumblr with one like this?
Poleaboos dad was bitching at him to get an insurance quote again
I shouted at him, told him I didn't understand what he was saying since he couldn't speak English
Told him what was his excuse he had been here for 24 years
Dad said during that time he was making money, when he was Poleaboos age he had 100k in the bank
And why is he even looking for insurance he should just sell mums car
Poleaboo got mad an slammed his laptop on the floor and said he couldn't search for a quite because his laptop was broken
His dad just stared at him and then slammed the door
>>28951333
You're fucked-up mate.
>>28951311
Are you drinking instant coffee? I do to, and while I've never put butter in it, I reckon that less-shit coffee probably benefits more from the butter.
>>28950519
What podcast lad?
>>28951311
Where are you hearing this? Sounds grim
>>28950996
You should pay attention desu m80 (>>28949627)
Not that I'd pass up an excuse to post her adorable face some more.
>>28951355
I reckon you've probably hit the nail on the head there lad
>28950996
No (you's) for you.
Britfeel killed the waifu posters, top work lads.
>>28950921
There is loads of different ones. This is an old one.
Whats all this for again?
What shall I do when I get home from work? Don't feel like playing video games today
>went to put headphones on
>spider about twice the size of a 50 pence piece crawls out
Well, I have a new fear now. I can never wear these comfortably again.
>>28951333
you are such a fucking man child, aint you like 25?
>>28951333
why dont you just do the insurance quote, doesnt take long
>>28951525
stop misgendering monica
>>28951123
>hold le ciggy between thumb and middle finger
>raise index finger, lower with little force
>if the ash hasn't fell off you don't need to ash it
>>28951565
I don't like being told what to do and I don't like being told what to do in "detail" by someone who doesn't speak English
>>28951525
Still 24 until next month
>>28951524
A spider crawled into my pocket when I had my hands in there, took them out and saw a still living spider on my hand. terrifying
What are you supposed to do when you reserve a seat on a train and you get on and someone's already sitting in it?
>>28951837
Say "I want to sit there, I have it reserved".
>>28951837
pull the cord above the door/window to get the attention of the ticket master he will sort it out
>>28951837
Say to the cunt it's your seat.
He'll say 'aye, just find another'
and you reply 'nah mate, I reserved that seat and I want that seat.'
He'll probably move.
Heck, he would probably move if you say 'sorry, you're sitting on my seat.'
>>28944883
since I know a lot of /fit/bros are here
I'm 5 foot 11, weigh 10 stone and have a resting heart rate of 112bpm, I have an exercise bike and dumbbells what should my routine be?
>>28947368
use an alarm dumb cunt
>>28951837
ask them to move, showing them your ticket
>>28951837
Speaking of train seats, you know that bloke the the Sky Cycling team or whatever it's called that was exposed as a mad bullying wanker, I was sat across from him on the train about a week before that all came out. He had his bag on the inside seat and his legs so far apart the poor cunt must have had an infected bollock or two.
>>28951887
Are you more concerned with looks or being healthy?
>>28951927
>Sky Cycling team
*Sky Cycling team coach
Pardon my retardation.
>>28951946
being healthy
>>28946840
Top kek lad made me proper chuckle
I think thats like the 7th time my mums barged into my room while I was watching porn this week.
When will she learn
>>28951955
Not really my area but I can try.
Dumbbells aren't really going to help you, I imagine that you plan your focus to be the exercise bike and then some curls and extensions afterwards.
Now it depends on how heavy your dumbbells go up to, but you need progressive overload and a pair of light dumbbells won't give you that.
If you aren't concerned with achieving a nice physique then I would put all your focus on the exercise bike. Start slowly, and then build your way up so that you're doing a bit more each time.
Also are you skinny-fat or just skinny? Diet is another important part in this
People caing about there bodys, why?
I had a cheese burger when I woke up, a choclate cake for dinner and a pizza for tea. And that only makes you skinny fat. Being skinny isnt gonna change a thing
My mum told to stop wiping my cum onto the towels and putting them back on the banister for others to use
>>28951200
get an actual choker and stop breathing
>>28952064
>ok with being skinny fat
>awful grammar
Opinion disregarded
>>28951331
I saw those but didn't like them
Prefer something "closed"
>>28951200
you are going to get so abused at the meet
>>28952064
Being skinny makes you look infantile. Weak.
You don't want that, do you?
>>28948428
I made the edit with cameron djing and the EU flag on the top left window, but I didn't do the sky background - That said, you've fucked the sign on the storefront on the left and cameron is shifted for no reason?
>>28951333
Well, at least you didn't cut yourself again gayboii
>>28951837
press the seek assistance button and screech CONDUCTOR WE HAVE A PROBLEM
>>28952035
phwoar, you got a name for this bird?
>>28952129
weren't me mate, I just saved it
there's a new on ITT any way
>>28952035
Cant remember, google image search this version should lead to a name
>>28952163
It sounds like you're trying to be native... but something seems "off" about your comment
get out foreign scum
How are you living financially guys? I've had my graduate job for almost a year and I'm about to move out of my parents house, but I'm seriously beginning to think life as a wage cuck really isn't worth it. How do I self employed
>>28952189
There we go Natalia Velez
>>28952163
>>28951837
Get your ticket out and look at it with confusion, and then at the person sitting in your seat. Keep doing this until they notice.
>>28952195
>How are you living financially guys? I've had my graduate job for almost a year and I'm about to move out of my parents house, but I'm seriously beginning to think life as a wage cuck really isn't worth it. How do I self employed
fuck off, normie
>>28952202
Haha, this is so fucking true
Why are Brits so beta and passive?
>>28952116
>>28952090
I spend my time on r9k and am ugly plus cant talk to people. Aint gonna make a fucking difference, and it wont for you either, Might as well enjoy food lads
>>28952215
Will I be allowed back into the neet community if I atone and admit I was wrong by getting a job?
>>28951652
>>28951200
>wears a choker
>claims he doesnt like his daddy telling him what to do
Sure. You're just trying to wind him up so that he spanks you arent you?
>>28952195
>how you living financially
Okay, I make a grand a month working 4 days night shift at a 24 hour cafe. I live in a 2 bedroom house and have the full sky package (including sky sports/movies obviously) and I still have around 500 quid left to myselfbecause I live with the wife and we split the bills down the middle
>>28952261
>Okay, I make a grand a month working 4 days night shift at a 24 hour cafe. I live in a 2 bedroom house and have the full sky package (including sky sports/movies obviously) and I still have around 500 quid left to myself because I live with the wife and we split the bills down the middle
FUCK
OFF
NORMIE
>>28951652
>I don't like being told what to do
Doesn't matter if you like it or not. Remember who owns you.
>>28952197
>>28952189
absolute top lad
>>28952194
I'm from essex you melt
you sound like an overcompensating johnny foreigner, so off you trot
Have the worst hiccups, diaphragm feels like its dying lads. 10 minutes and they havent stopped yet
>>28952285
>Fuck off normie
no.
I wrote this song today r9k. It's called "The Day Liam Died"
I am Liam.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0bFS5IGAd8e
>>28952320
Birds are girlfriends. Not random women you find attractive
And who the fuck says phwoar outside of Carry On films?
actual op image guy, some subtle additions.
open to suggestions
>>28952374
no, birds are girls mate don't chat shit
>>28952227
Horrible mindset laddo.
1. What does being ugly have to do with it? If anything, that should motivate you to pay attention to your body because that's something you can actually change.
2. False dichotomy there with the food. Going to the gym and tracking your diet doesn't mean you have to eat chicken and rice every day. If you're a skinny guy you can bulk and eat pretty much anything as long as you're active.
There's nothing wrong with being a lazy fatass if that's your choice, but don't bring other people down to your level. Having a healthy, good-looking body is a noble thing when you look at how many obese cunts there are around.
>>28952395
If you're going to change Poleaboos clothes then move him to one of the bedrooms
>Poleaoo slightly dented his laptop when throwing his headphones at his laptop while throwing a tantrum regarding his father
Fuck
>>28952395
>the door
absolutely howling with laughter
loving the Evening Standard too
could you stick that bondage rachel riley someone posted earlier in the windows?
>>28952395
Not sure who the willy nosed character is but this is great.
Getting rid of the anime shit in the windows is also a good change.
>>28952395
can you cross out may please
>talking to girls on OKC in the fruitless hope that they might be cool
>they instantly turn into aggressive know it alls when they find out about my anxiety and how I have trouble going outside and looking for work
>think I'm just being lazy and don't "want" to get better
>they don't care about the therapy I tell them I have and what its like to live with no hope in a dead end northern town
>they stop responding when they've had their self entitled rant
Honestly, it's like getting mad at someone with broken legs when they say they can't run.
You can't run with broken legs? You're obviously just not trying hard enough.
>>28952395
I think you should put in
BMW Guy
Kiddo Guy
BritNormie
BAE Systems guy
>>28952460
did you never watch Carrie's War in school?
that character was famous amongst soldiers in WW2, he was called 'Kilroy' - no one's really sure of his origins, but he appeared on walls as graffiti written by soldiers, it was just his face, and 'Kilroy was here' written next to it
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kilroy_was_here
>>28952542
>>28952460
I should note that 'Kilroy' was the American name, he was known as 'Chad' in the UK (ironically), and Foo in Australia
>>28952460
Kilroy guy as asked here.
>>28950930
>>28952444
cant take credit for the door, it was someone elses idea the other day.
>>28952480
may is crossed out?!
>>28952427
takeaway needs someone behind the counter, there no point him taking up a window,.
>>28952444
>could you stick that bondage rachel riley someone posted earlier in the windows?
eh, we had Rachel riley all last year, and Hannah. if the idea gets overwhelming support sure, but id rather see something new desu.
>>28952521
and how the hell am I meant to do that?
just write random peoples names everywhere?
>>28952587
>it was someone elses idea the other day.
yeah but you're the one who made it aren't you
>>28952587
BritNormie posted a photo of himself, pic related.
BMW guy is obviously a spotty, geeky looking guy driving a white BMW M3
BAE Systems guy is a guy with his head sticking out of a submarine
Kiddo guy is harder, I suppose you could just do a bit of graffiti somewhere that says "Kiddo"
>>28952587
>takeaway needs someone behind the counter, there no point him taking up a window,.
Shit doesn't make sense
Either have him in a regular outfit behind the counter or in his PJs in a bedroom
>>28952666
>that hair
JUST
literally shit asian kid hair, looks like it's going at the temples too
>>28952666
giving certain people attention just makes more people want to shitpost themselves because they want the same attention.
>>28952674
peoples ability to get riled up over such insignificant things never ceases to amaze me.
>>28950930
mate, spywatch was the best
you remember biv the spiv?
>>28952901
you mean viv?
>>28952666
Look at that fucking meathead, jesus christ
>>28952918
shiv, viv, niv, same thing isn't it
>>28952968
you mean riv?
