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night time edition
woah i made mine first delete this shit
>>28959274
1st for your master
>tfw three britfeel threads on the go
>game that I ordered last friday, first class post, should arrive tomorrow
excellent
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UlAvh1GpVKw
Tune oclock lads
>>28959476
>22:32
>22:37
lol good one lad
i really want to die, lads
>>28959523
Mine was the 32 one you cuck
Post waifus
447
>>28959476
welp laddy
>>28959571
Ok then my friendly buckaroo
Why aint we using my thread reeeee
Why wont shout leave me alone...
Anyway, I suppose its time I tell you what the stupid thing I did was
>>28959571
only reason I'm alive tbqh
>>28959544
why m8? what's wrong?
Guys what is there to do in London? I'm living with my parents in Bromley for a few months and Idk wtf to do around here.
remind me to drop this off to the post tomorrow lads
>>28959698
i'm trapped in a shitty retail job that I hate. I have no dignity. i'm 24 and went to uni and I cant even find a blue collar office job, all my friends are off doing awesome jobs and I'm stuck doing the job of a 16 year old kid. I'm a fucking loser and I dont feel like there's a way out, I really wish I could just have the courage to end it all
>28959758
>m-maybe I'll get some (you)s this time?
>>28959676
So basically, the kid who spat in my face lived in a pretty big house, everyone in my town knew which one. Well after it happened and I came home and got the piss took outta me i just kinda snapped. I grabbed some lighter fluid and some matches. Walked to the dudes house and opened his dustbin set fire to it and then ran away. I dont know what I was thinking I suppose I thought it would send a message
>>28959571
"MeguLad" reporting in. What a nice name someone has given me.
>>28959571
>tfw not a recognised shitposter
>>28959563
>made a thread intended for anons to post in
>nobody uses it because it took a few seconds to inform everyone
>some other anon beat you to it
>posting in this thread instead because nobody used his
m8... you're the cuck and you don't even know it
which one of you autists was this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=96SrWO5Na54
Gonna hug and kiss my pillow tonight and imagine my life with a qt gf. Just like every night.
>>28959794
Well, he's going to need to get a new dustbin
>>28959797
Always thought your waifu was qt desu
>>28959829
You can be in the same category as me then mate
>>28959718
We don't need this drama bringing here.
>>28959914
My apologies mate, I'll delete it if I can. Was just curious
http://www.strawpoll.me/10363905
http://www.strawpoll.me/10363905
>>28959571
did someone say waifu
>>28959571
It's been a while so I will post waifu and some of her very waifu-able friends.
>>28959690
What a qt 6'6" MMA bodybuilder gf .
>>28959963
Never understood the logic behind anyone posting here whilst holding a job. These threads were meant to be a NEETs haven.
>>28960035
Fuck off lad. Wagecucks like myself, working demeaning jobs for minimal pay, know far more pain than a NEET ever will.
>>28960035
The feels of a wageslave are much heavier than the feels of a sedentary NEET. I need somewhere to unwind and escape from my miserable existence.
>>28960035
But being a NEET is Godtier life, being a wageslave is hell.
>>28959758
That's a blatant photoshop bottom-to-top job there, mate. There are clearly perfect x-axis, perfect y-axis squares around the boxes.
>>28959571
First JC appointment tomorrow, quite nervous for some reason~
>>28960189
Tilde could you come on Discord or Steam? I'd quite like to talk to you
>>28959774
>i'm trapped in a shitty retail job that I hate.
There's still time to become an underwater welder and earn mad cash money
https://www.commercialdivingacademy.com/underwater-welding-career-and-salary.cms
>>28960204
>Tilde could you come on Discord or Steam? I'd quite like to talk to you
Sounds like someone's mad with Tilde
>>28960189
Did you end up going to see the doctor mate? Having any luck with your treatment?
>>28960071
Nobody cares about your self-inflicted problems. All I'm saying is that its a real shame that they've diluted from the original vision which was to share how your trip to the Jobcentre went.
>>28960075
The problem is that your kind have all but ransacked this place to the ground.
>>28960234
N-no I just want to talk to him
>>28960207
Diving jobs are insanely dangerous desu lad.
I suppose if you don't value your own life it's worth a go.
You should read this https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Byford_Dolphin#Diving_bell_accident
>>28960242
>self-inflicted problems
we don't all have autism mate, some of us can't get bennies and spend all day shitposting.
>>28960242
>your kind have ransacked this place to the ground
I rarely mention that I have a job, I just like to engage in conversation with the NEETs so I can feel like I'm one of them if only temporarily.
>>28960189
There's no reason why you ought to be. All that entails is you waiting until your name gets called out after you've made your presence known to the person on the desk and showing some documents to the man or woman who will be seeing you.
Just enjoying a bit of quality entertainment before bed
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2VDLPiEdp74
>>28960251
The other anon said he wanted to die, at least this way rather than killing himself due to his shitty retail job he would have the opportunity to be
>forced through the 60 centimetres (24 in) in diameter opening created by the jammed interior trunk door by escaping air and violently dismembered, including bisection of the thoracoabdominal cavity which further resulted in expulsion of all internal organs of the chest and abdomen except the trachea and a section of small intestine and of the thoracic spine and projecting them some distance, one section later being found 10 metres (30 ft) vertically above the exterior pressure door.
>>28960321
I remember this. Nothing more attention whore worthy than that shit.
Just cut to deep and hit a vein
>>28960006
Thanks lad you're waifus a qt too.
>>28960204
Alright~
>>28960240
I went a while ago. I was recommended to ask my GP for Calcichew D3 forte and Sanatogen A-Z tablets. Will see about getting them after I have got my bennies sorted desu~
>>28960307
Thank you anon, it is very comforting to know the procedure beforehand~
Wonder how many of them have different dads?
>>28960419
Yeah, I wish someone had told me all of this when I first went. Take yourmumwith you to the appointment if you feel like you can't go on your own.
always feel a deep shame after wanking
Doesn't help that I'm attempting to no-fap. Last time I did it I noticed I was a lot happier, but now without any uni work to do I find myself doing it out of boredom
My new blog will be up tomorow and will be showing off some of my new dresses
>>28959399
If someone has my iCloud password can they see what photos I have saved onto my phone? I have progress shots from the gym and I swear a mate sends cropped versions in a group chat
This week is already leng.
My new chastity device is really uncomfy
>>28960539
I don't think trip fagging is the right role for you nigii
have you considered a role in involuntary redundancy
>>28960552
If you saved them to iCloud then yes, change your password
This is exactly what happened with the fappening
I just said my brother had fat arms and he said I was gay.
Why is he so mean?
>>28960419
Did you just finish uni or something?
I hope that you get sorted out bennies and diet wise
>>28960629
Sorry about all the posts, my step son got onto my account and spammed the thread sorry
>>28960655
because he has fat arms
>>28960644
an absolutely beautiful period of my life desu.
i wonder if all those retards just set their password to "password" or something
>>28959862
She'd only cuck you
>>28960690
Don't you or your wifes sone ever come here again
So I've never been NEET for longer than a month, but I was wondering, in the event I lose my job, how long are people capable of keeping up the appearance that they're job hunting before careers advisors/jobcenters/government/etc pull the plug on the NEETbucks?
Like, surely there comes a point, after all the jobcenter appointments and lack of interviews, that no progress is being made, and it's your own doing.
>>28960733
I payed to be here. Please shout
>>28960006
>All those tumors
flat or go home
My new blog is up lads
http://pakisissy.tumblr.com/
Gonna make a peanut butter bagel and a pint of milk and curl up under a duvet and watch some speed runs
Watched a skyrim one last night and it was extremely comfy
Always think about starting a skyrim playthrough again as I've never finished it but then I remember the ballache that was blacksmithing
The hills was over a year ago
what
>>28960759
You get 6 months then on the poundland slave market you go
>>28960644
I don't have them saved to iCloud but I'm pretty sure I have a photo stream
>>28960949
Why can't they just get you a job in poundland. Like, surely that'd make sense.
Nigii regrets fingering herself while on her period
>>28960974
Why would they pay you if there's some sad chump out there willing to do it for free? Makes no sense on their end.
>was eating a girl out
>lick her anus
>remember shit comes out from there
>remember scat
>go limp
>can't get hard again
>get my stuff and leave
Just to let you know I told my trip in an old thread so the nigii youre talking to now isnt the same one who went to movie night
>>28961027
I mean why doesn't the goverment
Anyone else here wish they was black?
>>28961084
>was eating a girl out
>lick her anus
>remember shit comes out from there
>remember scat
>go limp
I would go limp if all I could think about was SCOOP BOO BA DA BOO WOP WOP
>>28959571
whyfoo in her attire fitting the current weather
>>28961101
>why would the governement do a thing that benefits corporations instead of a thing that helps the public
oh my sweet summer child
>>28961101
Not sure but my guess is probably to deter people from signing on in the first place.
>>28961134
Nigii would like to be wve chris brown is
ever feel like you just have zero direction or drive to do stuff like normies do each day?
I'm back in study but pretty sure depression is creeping back in
Kind of tempted just to take my savings and try working abroad somewhere then coming back to a pleb tier RN/merchant navy job when I run out of monies
>>28961145
I know why they do it. I don't understand why people vote for them when they do
>>28961159
To be classed as 'unemployed' you have to sign on. one of the reasons unemployment keeps dropping
>>28960855
[spoiler/]What sort of Asian are you? Only asking because your hands and arms are noticeably darker in your earlier pics. Are you gay as well?[/spoiler]
Starship Troopers is this week's movie lads, one of the closer run votes we've had. See you on friday for the show!
Kuti Amir Khan you are a bad muslim for doing this. Dressing up like a woman is an insult to me.
Jahannam kiya hai? Jahanum mein jaa!
Bukhari, Authentic Traditions, Book LXXII (Dress), Chapter 61:
(773) The Messenger of God, peace be upon him, cursed female-impersonators [m.pl.] who are males, and male-impersonators [f.pl.] who are women.
>>28959758
> wanting to stay in the eu
Just don't bother voting lad
>>28961267
I'm in a bit of a pickle myself because of those cunts. Waiting for my JSA claim to be reset before I sign on again.
>>28961338
Dad is full Pakistanian
Mum is half white half Philippines
>>28961348
>my film is winning, I probably won't be able to shipost along
reeee
>>28961348
I think this will be a good week, looking forward to it g-man
Will nigii be coming to movie night?
>>28960973
Think that's included in iCloud
Why is your mate posting them anyway? Bit bent. Like I said, change your password
>>28961406
>Pakistanian
This is how I know you're chatting shit.
>>28961494
Pakistani
My phone is stupid sorry
>>28959856
This is what happens when progressives raise children. Atheism and liberalism is what caused this. HIT YOUR CHILDREN.
>>28961540
My dad hit me growing up and it really messed me up, not a good idea
Lads I am getting angrier and angrier and angrier and angrier and angrier and angrier and angrier
>>28959856
>GET FUCKED, WAYNE
kek
I'm feeling really lonely right now
>>28961406
How'd they end up raising such a degenerate? Do you reckon your sister knows you're wearing her clothes and shoes behind her back? I can't really envision your father in particular taking this news in stride.
>>28961601
Hitting out of spite is different to smacking kids on the arse when they're naughty
>>28961704
I don't think she does however I am convinced my mum knows.
>>28961704
Poleaboo's father already knows his son is a pervert. After all, he got arrested for sex crimes he did in Aberdeen and is still waiting to stand trial.
I am sure his dad feels like anyone would. Devastated.
Where is somewhere I can talk to random people?
>drinking with flat mate and friends
>discussing a former school mate who is going mtf
>this person has really strong cheek bones and jaw
>say "it's good that she's happy but it's a shame that those killer male genetics are going to waste" as banter
>they genuinely get uncomfortable and say how I always have to "say something"
What the fuck man, are these people unironically getting triggered? They lost their shit a week ago when I said how well good teeth work for black people and said they were offended.
>>28961601
I should of clarified that it was disciplinary beating I was talking about. Also, still, would you talk like that to your father? If the answer is no then he probably did you a favour.
>nightime
>nigh time
>>28961784
They may be meme dogs, but I bloody love em
>>28959856
Do narcissists admit to being narcissists?
>>28961807
I ended up terrified of men because of him, he did it when I was a toddler and carried on for a long time. And then obviously people say why didnt I hit that massive dude who spat on me.
Fuck him
I had a best friend at primary school, but we drifted apart in secondary and I became a robot and he became one of the popular kids.
We're both 28 now. I haven't spoken to him for years. He is a big shot businessman, flies all around the world, he's been everywhere. Looks like he's rich as hell and has a great life, a hot girlfriend, he's always in New York, Tokyo, Hong Kong, Paris...
Meanwhile I have been doing nothing but shitposting on 4Chan since I left school, pretty much.
Fuck my life, how did his go that way and mine went the other way?
Male beaten by mother here, don't hit your kids.
>>28961739
And are you really a muslim like >>28961376 suggests or is that just part of your "gimmick"? I notice that you also put arab as one of your tags in some of your tumblr posts so I'm just wondering if it's just so that you can turn some creeps on.
>>28961873
That wasn't discipline, that's just harassment, I'm sorry for what you had to go through anon.
>>28961945
I put Arab because i'm an arab
How do I make my tomato sauce less "acid" tasting?
Please don't say sugar.
I want people to leave my flat. Why am I even friends with these people. Fucking hell.
>>28962028
Different type of tomatoes man. Gotta use the less acidic ones
>>28961998
Actually that would make you mixed race though I fail to see how you can identify as an Arab if you're dad is Pakistani. But more to the point, can you answer this please >>28961945
>>28961959
thank you
ocee
Right im done, this trip is stupid.
>>28962121
I am an atheist
However I suppose I am more agnostic
Did we ever have a plug.dj room?
Because it's up and running again
https://plug.dj/dashboard
>>28961784
Omegle is what you're looking for.
>>28962028
Bakaing soda desu
feel so depressed
gonna go for a walk
>>28962166
Thanks for answering my questions. You've got a nice figure, shame it's probably wasted on your face (no offence). Good luck on your transition if you choose to go through with it. Might want to first speak to a gender therapist first though.
>>28962208
Interesting suggestion. Will have to look into that
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8f8wAXDZ9D0
I had everything. I had the chance on finally getting a qt gf robots... But i fucked everything up, i feel so stupid, so angry at me. I really need a hug right now
>>28962342
>But i fucked everything up
How?
>>28962342
>Wasn't meant to be. The right girl is out there for you. Just gotta put yourself out there. Stay strong babe xx
>>28962275
take my advice Tbh you're much safer instead la
wouldn't go out this late unless i was looking to get stabbed
Started speaking to a girl recently lads
She wanted a dick pic
I sent it, she called it a fuckin toothpick ??
It's 6.5 x 5 inches, real inches not Internet inches
What's the fucking point? Is slightly above average is too small nowadays?
It doesn't feel good
>>28962427
She is a cunt and she just wanted to insult you mate.
>>28962427
Don't get beat up mate, she's talking shit.
>>28962383
That's just what normies say to make themselves sleep better at night. Don't start believing in all that malarkey if you know what's good for you because one day you'll wake up and your shortcomings in the romance department will really start taking its toll on you.
>>28962427
Probably showed it to all her friends for a good laugh. I doubt she used it as masturbation fodder but I wouldn't let it go past her trying to boost her own self-esteem by making her feel desirable.
>>28962493
>>28962548
I hope so lads, I don't mind banter, but dick jokes should be off limits
>>28962574
Yeah maybe she's used to bigger dicks, I don't know, I didn't reply
>>28962359
I acted like a fucking asshole with her, she was neding someone. I saw her sad, she called me, but i ignored because: autistic rage. Fml.
I have no motivation to do anything. I tried to get a job and failed, I have no aspirations, nothing.
What's the point? I can't wait for death to liberate me from the pointless existence.
>>28959963
>this place is resoundingly made up of wagecucks now colour me not surpised
why aren't you asleep yet lads? gotta be awake by 6:30 don't you to go to that crummy deadend retail job? what are you waiting for? time's a brewing tick tock tick tock
>leave scotland
>memession goes away overnight
alright lads
>>28962622
if you were ballsy enough to show her a pick of your dick then you should be man enough to ask her if she liked it at the very least
>>28962667
Who's to say you wouldn't have eventually gotten friendzoned by this chick? Besides you were dealing with your own shit so it couldn't have been helped.
>>28962725
I don't have a deadend retail job, I have my own business.
If we keep growing as we've projected, in 2 years I'll be able to sell it and be a rich, luxury neet instead of a scum dole neet.
>>28963064
>scum dole neet
shaming tactics won't work here kiddo
part of me wishes that we do get out of the eu now so that people like your's business will collapse and will be forced to be claiming dole alongside people like me Tbh
>>28960445
Probably all of them. I'd love to watch her get fucked by all them big black cocks. Made a POF account the other day but every time a conversation was going well I'd tell the girl I want to see them fucked by a big black dick and get blocked :/
>>28963281
My business isn't going to collapse either way. Our customers are all British businesses and the government.
>>28962690
Mee too friend, me too...
>>28962781
Nah mate, feels like I'd show my insecurity if I asked that
>>28961915
Guessing he worked hard and made a lot of effort you massive faggot.
>>28963558
not if you put a winky face at the end of it
>>28963569
First off, no one told me that type of life was possible no matter how much effort someone from my school made. I thought it was just for posh cunts.
Secondly, he didn't work hard at school as far as I could see. He smoked a lot of weed and was well known for that. Maybe he worked hard afterwards but at school he was coasting, stoned.
>>28963495
Ever the optimist, aren't you?
>>28959399
It's 1:44 and all I've heard outside my window is middle easterns. It wouldn't be so insufferable if their language didn't sound like a sonic abortion.
>>28963682
No we had a management consulting firm come in and analyze our risk in case of Brexit. They brought in an economist and determined that we had no risk of any major problems.
Who else is voting /out/ in the EU referendum?
>>28963772
I am voting /in/. I always fancied retiring in Italy and Brexit would most likely put an end to that dream.
>>28963772
I'm not voting, I'm gonna fap to trannies instead
>>28963863
Vote with the tranny you cum to.
If it's a hot spicy Latina tranny, then you've voted Remain. If it's a tender, pretty white tranny then you've voted Leave.
It won't have any effects on the election but at least you can feel like you are participating in the democratic process.
dislexic m8s goin' off on one about his ex haha
>I wasn't even on it at first till she gave me changa in a pipe then I got horny on the drug
what did he mean by this?
>>28963960
Changa is a smoking mixture which contains a drug called DMT.
Your mate didn't fancy the girl, but then he smoked some of this changa stuff and got horny enough to fuck her anyway.
Usually the effect is a mind bending hallucination rather than horniness though.
My antidepressants have a bunch of 1 in 10,000 side effects, which I was worried about until I remembered my time playing XCOM.
Anyone else look out their windows in the early AM and wonder about what the people in the other lit windows are doing?
I do.
>>28964981
I do that sometimes as well but don't really think about it too deeply because for all I know they might've forgotten to turn off the lights because of how much they drank.
>>28965164
True.
Still, it's nice to wonder.
>>28959399
These threads are so comfy, but I can't ever relate to them because I'm an American.
>>28965648
*dips you in Marmite and takes you to Sports Direct*
>>28965367
Why wonder when you can use binoculars?
laughing @ your country... from the most powerful in the world to careening toward irrelevance... lmaoing @ your country and all your collective lives.... heh.....
>>28967908
please delete this anon
