jannys gonna get ya edition
first for sam
>>60138957
his accent is too strong to be american
t. had a vocaroo conversation with him the other night
>>60138986
too late man
stop posting early threads you yank twat
considering getting a vape lads
any suggestions?
>
>>60139031
kys
>>60139010
yeah, not on form today
>>60139048
i prefer that pic a lot more than caramasiekyarycrayonpop spammers though so good job
>>60139075
Guess you're not the Irish lad then lol
>>60139095
micked.com
my mate called me a disrespectful nigger earlier on
thinking about trying to get my mum into vaping because she's smoked her whole life and she refuses to quit entirely
>>60139111
i am but its better than some random models from the /mu/ kpop general or whatever
i hate you lot so much
better not run into me on the street otherwise I'm going to stomp your thick head in
>>60139142
Would be a good thing to do m8
>>60139151
fair play to you lad.
had a wank to sora aoi
>>60139095
now plot this against house prices and it gets about ^2 worse
>>60139126
giving myself a (you) for my honesty
Thailad?
>>60139167
why dont you try vaping as well mr. smokey mctarlungs
i know it's fedora as fuck but it's better than having cancer
>>60139210
Easter?
Can't wait for Trump to make America great again, 2bh
>>60139221
post arse
>>60139213
I will eventually m8
>>60139223
guess what? Hillary already won, because the majority of the population has been swayed into thinking trump is hitler by the kike media
>>60139221
stop posting this pls it triggers me
>guess what? Hillary already won, because the majority of the population has been swayed into thinking trump is hitler by the kike media
>>60139240
Trump is polling better right now, lad. Trump has barely even done anything against Shillary yet. Trump WILL be the next president
>>60139256
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>>60138946
Hey buddy i think you got the wrong general
/cum/'s two pages down
>>60139282
Let's see a source then
>>60139287
FUCK YOU
>>60139256
I'll try
if i ever lose my virginity the first thing i'm going to do afterwards is post about it in /brit/, and probably get called a normie twat and told to fuck off
>>60139287
>>60139304
Nah fuck you burger man
>>60139304
thailad.zz.mu/yank
Don't mess with USA
>>60138980
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>>60139331
vs
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>>60139187
are brits cucks
>>60139343
all me
I like women with big titties, 2bh. Heard this meant I was poor and had mommy issues in a /r9k/ thread the other day, but I don't believe it
>>60139343
its likr 5 am you nigfer
>>60139363
if she wasn't a pornstar she would be perfect 2bh
>>60139331
>What would Jesus do
>Pay attention to the road
>Covers his car with shit to distract people
Fucking yanks
>>60139383
also if she lost some weight the fat slag
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ruNrdmjcNTc
May I have an update on the jannys nut situation please?
>>60139397
>he has low test
feel sorry for you m8
>its a canadians pretend they arent american episode
ah yes
>>60139394
worst is its a Smart car
>>60139363
most of /r9k/ is ugly girls and twiggy beta boys/estrogen balloons
>>60139397
m8, she's perfect
>>60139427
no we're better
sorry sweetheart ;^)
>>60139363
>titties
cringe at this word
Why is Chile so great?
>>60138942
>>60139454
breasts then, if you like
>>60139427
We literally fought a war not to be, fat boy.
>>60139454
>cringe
cringe at this word famalam
>>60139418
i don't mean a lot of weight, just like 5 to 10 kilos or so
she weighs more than me and i'm 6'1"
>>60139473
girls that size are mad fun to fuck m8, idk why. the only advantage skinny girls have is that they can be more easily picked up
>>60139473
how much do you weigh?
>>60139463
>We
Don't chat shit mate.
>>60139223
>gif
fuck off
>>60139491
66kg, skinny admittedly but i still shouldnt weigh less than a girl
PIRATES...
>>60139473
Girls with tits that size natural also have to be that size. I'd give me right arm to fuck siri
>>60139511
> but i still shouldnt weigh less than a girl
Why?
>>60139511
WEW
I'm the same height and weigh just over 200lb at under 20% bodyfat
>>60139532
this, check your weight privilege shitlord
>New skytrain opening in August.
http://youtu.be/Rd40KN3cTQ0
Wasn't even under construction when I arrived, things get done so fast, it's amazing.
>>60139495
Yes, we. Unless you think Canadians weren't in Canada when the Yanks invaded.
>>60139536
i have less than 5% body fat
fight me irl
>>60139561
reminder that an irishman burned down the white house
>>60139561
nearly all Anglo Canadians came latter from the US due to land grants rather than with the initial post-rev loyalists whom there were only like 50 thousand of maybe
>>60139561
British, mate British.
>>60139555
no one cares about thailand
>>60139555
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>>60138986
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X_MY3oy2VTc
>>60139600
Most of that war was fought by Canadian militias lad; there was more important stuff going on in Europe at the time to send big numbers of British troops over there.
>>60139622
I just like to post the odd passing thought regardless, don't mind me.
Friendly reminder to vote for Trump because he will make anime real
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1LzTf72Jrdn
canada is south of the US
>>60139658
fuck off sam
>>60139672
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=As5Gyi2aEt8
Don't really understand the appeal of LoL and similar things
I mean I enjoyed that custom game type plying starcraft/warcraft/AoE/AoM and others online, but it was too boring for a full game in itself.
>>60139673
put a lot of effort into this lads, please give it a listen
who /hates other people/ here?
>>60139690
h-haram
>>60139726
Didn't read any of this
>>60139728
Aye, a lot as well
good morning lads, are you guys already at work?
>>60139726
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1gpS95o3Y7t
>>60139728
me, can't stand when people try to talk to me 2bh
>>60139772
LITTLE
>>60139800
SWISS
LAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAADS LAAAAAAAAAAADS
>>60139688
Knock u out m8
someone give me the cold out transcript
>>60139901
do you know what a transcript is you retard
>>60139511
thank u skeleton
>>60139874
Well good morning
bit cold out
irish weather
sun is out tho
hopefully it will warm up a bit
On my way home now from Dublin
SIXTH time this week
urmmm
yep
In the enfield service station now
Go see if I can get some food
Alri
don't know what the rest of the day I'll do
Just see how it goes
talk to ye again
Bye
really not liking the amount of JFs in here right now
>>60139946
this
JFs out!
>>60139940
thanks la
>>60139673
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0IHzFuk32RT
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1fQ60Cq2sL4
best one
>>60139990
sounds like you're about to shit yourself
>>60139940
>>60139842
>>60139658
gai chinese
do english people actually say "er" in real life
http://vocaroo.com/i/s08vbA12j1C0
>>60140023
holy shit
>>60140034
rude
>>60140066
http://thailad.zz.mu/kevboard
>>60140074
kek brilliant
>>60140101
AA one is pretty good too..
amazing how you can string people on with a few phrases.
>yanks, nonces, spice boys, desert pakis
>not a british flag in sight
/brit/
You guys are a right cunts that's right i'm actually saying it mom won't believe it B L O O D Y C U N T S
plz keep posting more vocaroos, i want to improve my english
>>60140074
>>60140125
sing this
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0Njo0J4IzzF
I've won a hero's name with McAlpine and Costain
With Fitzpatrick, Murphy, Ashe and the Wimpey's gang
I've been often on the road on me way to draw the dole
When there's nothing left to do for Johnny Laing
And I used to think that God made the mixer, pick and hod
So that Paddy might know hell above the ground
I've had gangers big and tough tell me tear it all out rough
When you're building up and tearing England down
>>60140163
i do not have a microphone
>>60140176
>mexican infrastructure
also taking song requests
the beginning of an obsession with UK in my life was Bob the builder. I miss him. Working class hero.
>>60140199
"Beautiful Black Lesbians love Licking"
hmmmmm....
>>60140230
>nip kids watched bob the builder
wew
>>60140230
>>60140248
chink faggots
>>60140230
Hahaha, do you think he can fix this yank infested thread??
>>60140353
yes he can!
>>60140366
will farage make /brit/ great again?
do brits like mexicans?????
>>60140242
>Beautiful
Unlikely
>>60140391
no one does paco
yanki puto
>>60140391
do mexicans like mexicans?
>>60140420
haha
>>60140420
send qts pls
also
>420
kek
>>60140229
sing uncle fucker from the south park movie
>when the camera man starts speaking
SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU CUNT
>>60140427
not really m8
>>60140428
>>60140390
fag chinks LOL
>>60140366
>>60140390
kek noice
might unironically start using firefox because chrome crashes too often
>>60140443
no
>>60140492
whats a good android browser other than chrome lads
>>60140391
Not racist ones>>60140339
>>60140476
im not chink
>>60140507
brits are racists...you hate poles, and feel proud for being colonialist pirates
>>60140515
chicANO
>>60140476
yeah i'm chink so what
is there anything Brits exceed at?
Is he Irish-British?
>>60140608
Everything.
>>60140608
the flag is a big plus
>tfw 22 year dry spell
>>60140650
time to call up a hooker
>>60140759
is your mum busy today?
used to think I had a really small willy (4in) for years until I measured it and realised it was because of the girth.
inspired me to never give up hope
CHAAAAAAAAAAPS JAJA
>>60140778
keep my mother out of the game and maybe i'll let your mother out of the cellar.
Not even June yet and it's going to hit 22' today in Glasgow.
Might just kill myself so I don't have to put up with this heat
>>60140908
>>60140778
calm down both of you whoresons
>>60140914
fuck off irish colony
>>60140914
you'd be doing the country a favour
>>60140927
Says the African colony
>>60140914
highs of 14 in london today lad, what's scotland playing at being warmer than down here?
>>60140958
*SHOTS FIRED
>>60140958
micked.com
Where can I buy cool calendars from lads?
>>60141016
the fire station
brits call irish micks while americans call us spics
>>60140980
No bloody clue but I hope it ends soon.
*checks BBC weather*
Ahh yes, very impressive
>>60141046
my uncles called mick
>>60141062
your mum is a slag
>>60141091
i dont have a mum i have a mam
>>60141099
shut up
>>60141048
>over 20 degrees
mother nature is just culling scottish people this week. prevents irn bru shortages. circle of life t b h
>>60141122
ils
>>60141137
>>60141122
>>60141099
>>60141091
>>60141062
>>60141048
the pirates and yankis putos
Might start to look for more music lads, realised I've been listening to the same stuff for years
who /wizardchan/ here?
>>60141161
nothing wrong with that
>>60141158
t. pirata
>>60141168
t. hotwheels
The only bad thing about English being the lingua franca is there's no way to communicate with other people without outsiders knowing what you're saying
>>60141168
Been on it a few times, too depressing and full of self loathing manchildren
>>60141172
True, I mean I still like the stuff I listen to but there's probably so many songs that I'd love but have never heard because I don't look for them
>>60141185
hotwheels got laid by some /r9k/ basketcase before he moved to asian mexico where he's undoubtedly indulging in cheap hookers
>>60141161
what sort of bands are you into lad?
>>60141185
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>>60141225
the pirate and the yankis putos...
>>60141232
guacamole
what do you guys think, will you vote yes and leave the EU? or stay?
wew
>>60141248
Crash the EU... with no survivors
>>60141232
A FUCKING CACTUS
>>60141239
it's better than the entire pirate british """cuisine"""
>>60141248
Uncertain, most people in my area are voting leave.
>>60141289
enchilada
>>60141289
Chat shit about chippy get banged.
>>60141289
Go make me a Quesadilla lad.
>>60141294
Minorities will ensure you remain
Sad really, native Brits not being able to regain complete sovereignty of their nation
EU needs to collapse
maccas for lunch lads
>>60141351
>Minorities will ensure you remain
you realise that democracy is a majority rule system? how fucking retarded are you?
>>60141351
>Minorities will ensure you remain
Makes no sense.
You yanks really are pessimistic aren't you?
>>60141349
i only know how to make burritos
>>60141352
What you getting?? Tempted to go get a egg mcmuffin desu now
>>60141387
chimichanga
>>60141413
filet-o-fish is the best burger 2bh
>>60141387
And you call yourself Mexican... Shameful.
>>60141351
>>60141379
>>60141382
you guys know the differnce between the USA and a joghurt?
the joghurt will develop a culture if left unattended for 200 years.
>>60141441
Heard a similar one but not bad desu 7/10
>>60141379
>>60141382
Minorities + white cucks outweigh the Brexit crowd
The Bremain shills have trotted out everything from "you'll become poor if we leave" to "world war three will start if we leave"
>>60141441
As a European outside the EU, how do you feel the UK should vote? Out of curiosity
>>60141516
chicano jajajajajajjaja
why is this mexican such an absolute spacker?
>>60141501
i know it's the guardian and all but thought this was a good article about this eu business. worth a read:
http://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2016/may/29/eu-referendum-parliament-leaders-david-cameron-david-mitchell
>>60141555
prefer him to the swede tbf
This must be what getting cucked feels like
>>60138946
>wake up at 7
>whip myself up a nice omelette, toast and a coffee
>sit down in my living room with my breakfast to watch Howl's Moving Castle
>a crisp breeze flows in from the window, I hear the birds chirping outside as they flit through the tender blue of the morning sky
>I am become comfort
>mfw today will be a good day
>forgot orange juice
>get up
>no orange juice
>sit down and start film
>subtitles aren't working
>the omelette tastes like shit
shitposting it is
>>60141585
using Utorrent?
yeah, I bet
>>60141555
what does it mean?
>>60141574
he is not swedish, he is an haitian immigrant
>>60141597
it means you're a cabbage
>>60141530
taco
>>60141516
honestly, i don't know. i guess in their personal interest they should probably vote yes. but there's a chance that if they leave that whole building called EU will colapse and i'm not that sure how good Europe will take that.
>>60141501
>Minorities + white cucks outweigh the Brexit crowd
Yank, don't pretend you know how things are over here. The leave crowd is huge. A lot of people aren't voting remain because they can clearly see they're fear mongering with lies.
>>60141617
i cannot understand those pirate words chap
>>60141633
did you get here on a yellow bus bloody hell
>>60141595
>can't even blogpost correctly
>Leaving current company I work for tomorrow
>All the managers are like "oh we're sorry to see you go such a shame. Wish you could stay".
No you fucking aren't. If you didn't want me to leave you would have given me the £6,000 pay rise I requested to match my new job.
>>60141625
I don't think the average Brit cares about Europe, everyone's voting for their perceived best interested.
The problem is all the disinformation and propaganda imo
>>60141629
I'm not trying to tell you how your country is I'm just going by what I've seen in British newspapers
>>60141633
If means your a spacker matey.
>bloddy hell
what????
>>60141595
Kill yourself
Miss the early 2000's Yeah tragedy that we lost a lot of people on 9/11 and good soldiers during the war on Iraq but life was great growing up. Entertainment was sweet! old Ludacris and Eminem…fav. rappers growing up.
>have the day off work
>I'm going to spend it shitposting
Wish I wasn't so pathetic.
>>60141680
My co-worker's last day today, she's been here forever. Will miss her. :(
>>60141680
>normal people are polite to you and wish you well even though they don't actually give a shit about you
>take this as an act of hostility and react by getting angry at them
Would you rather they ignored your existence and stole all your shit?
>>60141680
fob
>>60141723
Same here. Going to shitpost with coffee h
this morning, and shitpost with gin tonight.
>>60141724
>>60141688
>>60141596
chicano
>>60141701
i tried to translate it, and according to google, it is a swedish word
>>60141698
Tbh with political stuff like this, you can't always trust papers to be completley truthful, let alone the news. Just have to be there, See it first hand.
>>60141723
Going to do some wanking as well?
>>60141705
>Bloddy
Hehehe you Mexicans are funny
>>60141706
not today
>>60141789
why do you even exist spain
>>60141739
Going to head out for a gregs and a cheeky score bag in an hour or so.
At least I can say I went outside if the normies quiz me about my day off.
>>60141763
You know it.
>>60141784
why do brits say bloddy/bloody hell??"!
>>60141745
Well it probably doesn't mean what the Swedes use it for.
New Hampshire is full of places with british names. Just spent 2 minutes reading an article about manchester, NH and thought it was from the UK until i saw '$'. They evrn have a place called Derry there.
*falls asleep*
>>60141728
If it's a lie then it doesn't mean anything.
>>60141799
>Yakuza 5
>>60141804
What's bloddy???
>>60141570
Interesting piece
It appears as though David Cameron is a real Pontius Pilate here
Don't like the assertion by the author that the EU is the reason why Europe has been peaceful though
>>60141808
then tell me what's the point of using that weird word?
>>60141818
what's your favourite new hampshire town? (asking for a friend)
>>60141757
I understand
Much like our election going on this year
>>60141688
they most likely don't do and i'm not saying they should. it's just a concern i have. i'm not a fan of the EU but at this point they probably all are already into deep to safely retreat.
>>60141854
uhhh i don't know!
(replying for a friend)
