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jannys gonna get ya edition
first for sam
>>60138957
his accent is too strong to be american
t. had a vocaroo conversation with him the other night
>>60138986
too late man
stop posting early threads you yank twat
considering getting a vape lads
any suggestions?
>>60139031
kys
>>60139010
yeah, not on form today
>>60139048
i prefer that pic a lot more than caramasiekyarycrayonpop spammers though so good job
>>60139075
Guess you're not the Irish lad then lol
>>60139095
micked.com
my mate called me a disrespectful nigger earlier on
thinking about trying to get my mum into vaping because she's smoked her whole life and she refuses to quit entirely
>>60139111
i am but its better than some random models from the /mu/ kpop general or whatever
i hate you lot so much
better not run into me on the street otherwise I'm going to stomp your thick head in
>>60139142
Would be a good thing to do m8
>>60139151
fair play to you lad.
had a wank to sora aoi
>>60139095
now plot this against house prices and it gets about ^2 worse
>>60139126
giving myself a (you) for my honesty
Thailad?
>>60139167
why dont you try vaping as well mr. smokey mctarlungs
i know it's fedora as fuck but it's better than having cancer
>>60139210
Easter?
Can't wait for Trump to make America great again, 2bh
>>60139221
post arse
>>60139213
I will eventually m8
>>60139223
guess what? Hillary already won, because the majority of the population has been swayed into thinking trump is hitler by the kike media
>>60139221
stop posting this pls it triggers me
>guess what? Hillary already won, because the majority of the population has been swayed into thinking trump is hitler by the kike media
>>60139240
Trump is polling better right now, lad. Trump has barely even done anything against Shillary yet. Trump WILL be the next president
>>60139256
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>>60138946
Hey buddy i think you got the wrong general
/cum/'s two pages down
>>60139282
Let's see a source then
>>60139287
FUCK YOU
>>60139256
I'll try
if i ever lose my virginity the first thing i'm going to do afterwards is post about it in /brit/, and probably get called a normie twat and told to fuck off
>>60139304
Nah fuck you burger man
>>60139304
thailad.zz.mu/yank
Don't mess with USA
>>60138980
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>>60139331
vs
>>60138999
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>>60139187
are brits cucks
>>60139343
all me
I like women with big titties, 2bh. Heard this meant I was poor and had mommy issues in a /r9k/ thread the other day, but I don't believe it
>>60139343
its likr 5 am you nigfer
>>60139363
if she wasn't a pornstar she would be perfect 2bh
>>60139331
>What would Jesus do
>Pay attention to the road
>Covers his car with shit to distract people
Fucking yanks
>>60139383
also if she lost some weight the fat slag
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ruNrdmjcNTc
May I have an update on the jannys nut situation please?
>>60139397
>he has low test
feel sorry for you m8
>its a canadians pretend they arent american episode
ah yes
>>60139394
worst is its a Smart car
>>60139363
most of /r9k/ is ugly girls and twiggy beta boys/estrogen balloons
>>60139397
m8, she's perfect
>>60139427
no we're better
sorry sweetheart ;^)
>>60139363
>titties
cringe at this word
Why is Chile so great?
>>60138942
>>60139454
breasts then, if you like
>>60139427
We literally fought a war not to be, fat boy.
>>60139454
>cringe
cringe at this word famalam
>>60139418
i don't mean a lot of weight, just like 5 to 10 kilos or so
she weighs more than me and i'm 6'1"
>>60139473
girls that size are mad fun to fuck m8, idk why. the only advantage skinny girls have is that they can be more easily picked up
>>60139473
how much do you weigh?
>>60139463
>We
Don't chat shit mate.
>>60139223
>gif
fuck off
>>60139491
66kg, skinny admittedly but i still shouldnt weigh less than a girl
PIRATES...
>>60139473
Girls with tits that size natural also have to be that size. I'd give me right arm to fuck siri
>>60139511
> but i still shouldnt weigh less than a girl
Why?
>>60139511
WEW
I'm the same height and weigh just over 200lb at under 20% bodyfat
>>60139532
this, check your weight privilege shitlord
>New skytrain opening in August.
http://youtu.be/Rd40KN3cTQ0
Wasn't even under construction when I arrived, things get done so fast, it's amazing.
>>60139495
Yes, we. Unless you think Canadians weren't in Canada when the Yanks invaded.
>>60139536
i have less than 5% body fat
fight me irl
>>60139561
reminder that an irishman burned down the white house
>>60139561
nearly all Anglo Canadians came latter from the US due to land grants rather than with the initial post-rev loyalists whom there were only like 50 thousand of maybe
>>60139561
British, mate British.
>>60139555
no one cares about thailand
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>>60138986
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X_MY3oy2VTc
>>60139600
Most of that war was fought by Canadian militias lad; there was more important stuff going on in Europe at the time to send big numbers of British troops over there.
>>60139622
I just like to post the odd passing thought regardless, don't mind me.
Friendly reminder to vote for Trump because he will make anime real
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1LzTf72Jrdn
canada is south of the US
>>60139658
fuck off sam
>>60139672
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=As5Gyi2aEt8
Don't really understand the appeal of LoL and similar things
I mean I enjoyed that custom game type plying starcraft/warcraft/AoE/AoM and others online, but it was too boring for a full game in itself.
>>60139673
put a lot of effort into this lads, please give it a listen
who /hates other people/ here?
>>60139690
h-haram
>>60139726
Didn't read any of this
>>60139728
Aye, a lot as well
good morning lads, are you guys already at work?
>>60139726
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1gpS95o3Y7t
>>60139728
me, can't stand when people try to talk to me 2bh
>>60139772
LITTLE
>>60139800
SWISS
LAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAADS LAAAAAAAAAAADS
>>60139688
Knock u out m8
someone give me the cold out transcript
>>60139901
do you know what a transcript is you retard
>>60139511
thank u skeleton
>>60139874
Well good morning
bit cold out
irish weather
sun is out tho
hopefully it will warm up a bit
On my way home now from Dublin
SIXTH time this week
urmmm
yep
In the enfield service station now
Go see if I can get some food
Alri
don't know what the rest of the day I'll do
Just see how it goes
talk to ye again
Bye
really not liking the amount of JFs in here right now
>>60139946
this
JFs out!
>>60139940
thanks la
>>60139673
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0IHzFuk32RT
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1fQ60Cq2sL4
best one
>>60139990
sounds like you're about to shit yourself
>>60139940
>>60139842
>>60139658
gai chinese
do english people actually say "er" in real life
http://vocaroo.com/i/s08vbA12j1C0
>>60140023
holy shit
>>60140034
rude
>>60140066
http://thailad.zz.mu/kevboard
>>60140074
kek brilliant
>>60140101
AA one is pretty good too..
amazing how you can string people on with a few phrases.
>yanks, nonces, spice boys, desert pakis
>not a british flag in sight
/brit/
You guys are a right cunts that's right i'm actually saying it mom won't believe it B L O O D Y C U N T S
plz keep posting more vocaroos, i want to improve my english
>>60140125
sing this
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0Njo0J4IzzF
I've won a hero's name with McAlpine and Costain
With Fitzpatrick, Murphy, Ashe and the Wimpey's gang
I've been often on the road on me way to draw the dole
When there's nothing left to do for Johnny Laing
And I used to think that God made the mixer, pick and hod
So that Paddy might know hell above the ground
I've had gangers big and tough tell me tear it all out rough
When you're building up and tearing England down
>>60140163
i do not have a microphone
>>60140176
>mexican infrastructure
also taking song requests
the beginning of an obsession with UK in my life was Bob the builder. I miss him. Working class hero.
"Beautiful Black Lesbians love Licking"
hmmmmm....
>>60140230
>nip kids watched bob the builder
wew
>>60140230
>>60140248
chink faggots
>>60140230
Hahaha, do you think he can fix this yank infested thread??
>>60140353
yes he can!
>>60140366
will farage make /brit/ great again?
do brits like mexicans?????
>>60140242
>Beautiful
Unlikely
>>60140391
no one does paco
yanki puto
>>60140391
do mexicans like mexicans?
>>60140420
haha
>>60140420
send qts pls
also
>420
kek
>>60140229
sing uncle fucker from the south park movie
>when the camera man starts speaking
SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU CUNT
>>60140427
not really m8
>>60140428
>>60140390
fag chinks LOL
>>60140366
>>60140390
kek noice
might unironically start using firefox because chrome crashes too often
>>60140443
no
>>60140492
whats a good android browser other than chrome lads
>>60140391
Not racist ones>>60140339
>>60140476
im not chink
>>60140507
brits are racists...you hate poles, and feel proud for being colonialist pirates
>>60140515
chicANO
>>60140476
yeah i'm chink so what
is there anything Brits exceed at?
Is he Irish-British?
>>60140608
Everything.
>>60140608
the flag is a big plus
>tfw 22 year dry spell
>>60140650
time to call up a hooker
>>60140759
is your mum busy today?
used to think I had a really small willy (4in) for years until I measured it and realised it was because of the girth.
inspired me to never give up hope
CHAAAAAAAAAAPS JAJA
>>60140778
keep my mother out of the game and maybe i'll let your mother out of the cellar.
Not even June yet and it's going to hit 22' today in Glasgow.
Might just kill myself so I don't have to put up with this heat
>>60140908
>>60140778
calm down both of you whoresons
>>60140914
fuck off irish colony
>>60140914
you'd be doing the country a favour
>>60140927
Says the African colony
>>60140914
highs of 14 in london today lad, what's scotland playing at being warmer than down here?
>>60140958
*SHOTS FIRED
>>60140958
micked.com
Where can I buy cool calendars from lads?
>>60141016
the fire station
brits call irish micks while americans call us spics
>>60140980
No bloody clue but I hope it ends soon.
*checks BBC weather*
Ahh yes, very impressive
>>60141046
my uncles called mick
>>60141062
your mum is a slag
>>60141091
i dont have a mum i have a mam
>>60141099
shut up
>>60141048
>over 20 degrees
mother nature is just culling scottish people this week. prevents irn bru shortages. circle of life t b h
>>60141122
ils
>>60141137
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>>60141091
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>>60141048
the pirates and yankis putos
Might start to look for more music lads, realised I've been listening to the same stuff for years
who /wizardchan/ here?
>>60141161
nothing wrong with that
>>60141158
t. pirata
>>60141168
t. hotwheels
The only bad thing about English being the lingua franca is there's no way to communicate with other people without outsiders knowing what you're saying
>>60141168
Been on it a few times, too depressing and full of self loathing manchildren
>>60141172
True, I mean I still like the stuff I listen to but there's probably so many songs that I'd love but have never heard because I don't look for them
>>60141185
hotwheels got laid by some /r9k/ basketcase before he moved to asian mexico where he's undoubtedly indulging in cheap hookers
>>60141161
what sort of bands are you into lad?
>>60141185
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>>60141225
the pirate and the yankis putos...
>>60141232
guacamole
what do you guys think, will you vote yes and leave the EU? or stay?
wew
>>60141248
Crash the EU... with no survivors
>>60141232
A FUCKING CACTUS
>>60141239
it's better than the entire pirate british """cuisine"""
>>60141248
Uncertain, most people in my area are voting leave.
>>60141289
enchilada
>>60141289
Chat shit about chippy get banged.
>>60141289
Go make me a Quesadilla lad.
>>60141294
Minorities will ensure you remain
Sad really, native Brits not being able to regain complete sovereignty of their nation
EU needs to collapse
maccas for lunch lads
>>60141351
>Minorities will ensure you remain
you realise that democracy is a majority rule system? how fucking retarded are you?
>>60141351
>Minorities will ensure you remain
Makes no sense.
You yanks really are pessimistic aren't you?
>>60141349
i only know how to make burritos
>>60141352
What you getting?? Tempted to go get a egg mcmuffin desu now
>>60141387
chimichanga
>>60141413
filet-o-fish is the best burger 2bh
>>60141387
And you call yourself Mexican... Shameful.
>>60141351
>>60141379
>>60141382
you guys know the differnce between the USA and a joghurt?
the joghurt will develop a culture if left unattended for 200 years.
>>60141441
Heard a similar one but not bad desu 7/10
>>60141379
>>60141382
Minorities + white cucks outweigh the Brexit crowd
The Bremain shills have trotted out everything from "you'll become poor if we leave" to "world war three will start if we leave"
>>60141441
As a European outside the EU, how do you feel the UK should vote? Out of curiosity
>>60141516
chicano jajajajajajjaja
why is this mexican such an absolute spacker?
>>60141501
i know it's the guardian and all but thought this was a good article about this eu business. worth a read:
http://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2016/may/29/eu-referendum-parliament-leaders-david-cameron-david-mitchell
>>60141555
prefer him to the swede tbf
This must be what getting cucked feels like
>>60138946
>wake up at 7
>whip myself up a nice omelette, toast and a coffee
>sit down in my living room with my breakfast to watch Howl's Moving Castle
>a crisp breeze flows in from the window, I hear the birds chirping outside as they flit through the tender blue of the morning sky
>I am become comfort
>mfw today will be a good day
>forgot orange juice
>get up
>no orange juice
>sit down and start film
>subtitles aren't working
>the omelette tastes like shit
shitposting it is
>>60141585
using Utorrent?
yeah, I bet
>>60141555
what does it mean?
>>60141574
he is not swedish, he is an haitian immigrant
>>60141597
it means you're a cabbage
>>60141530
taco
>>60141516
honestly, i don't know. i guess in their personal interest they should probably vote yes. but there's a chance that if they leave that whole building called EU will colapse and i'm not that sure how good Europe will take that.
>>60141501
>Minorities + white cucks outweigh the Brexit crowd
Yank, don't pretend you know how things are over here. The leave crowd is huge. A lot of people aren't voting remain because they can clearly see they're fear mongering with lies.
>>60141617
i cannot understand those pirate words chap
>>60141633
did you get here on a yellow bus bloody hell
>>60141595
>can't even blogpost correctly
>Leaving current company I work for tomorrow
>All the managers are like "oh we're sorry to see you go such a shame. Wish you could stay".
No you fucking aren't. If you didn't want me to leave you would have given me the £6,000 pay rise I requested to match my new job.
>>60141625
I don't think the average Brit cares about Europe, everyone's voting for their perceived best interested.
The problem is all the disinformation and propaganda imo
>>60141629
I'm not trying to tell you how your country is I'm just going by what I've seen in British newspapers
>>60141633
If means your a spacker matey.
>bloddy hell
what????
>>60141595
Kill yourself
Miss the early 2000's Yeah tragedy that we lost a lot of people on 9/11 and good soldiers during the war on Iraq but life was great growing up. Entertainment was sweet! old Ludacris and Eminem…fav. rappers growing up.
>have the day off work
>I'm going to spend it shitposting
Wish I wasn't so pathetic.
>>60141680
My co-worker's last day today, she's been here forever. Will miss her. :(
>>60141680
>normal people are polite to you and wish you well even though they don't actually give a shit about you
>take this as an act of hostility and react by getting angry at them
Would you rather they ignored your existence and stole all your shit?
>>60141680
fob
>>60141723
Same here. Going to shitpost with coffee h
this morning, and shitpost with gin tonight.
>>60141724
>>60141688
>>60141596
chicano
>>60141701
i tried to translate it, and according to google, it is a swedish word
>>60141698
Tbh with political stuff like this, you can't always trust papers to be completley truthful, let alone the news. Just have to be there, See it first hand.
>>60141723
Going to do some wanking as well?
>>60141705
>Bloddy
Hehehe you Mexicans are funny
>>60141706
not today
>>60141789
why do you even exist spain
>>60141739
Going to head out for a gregs and a cheeky score bag in an hour or so.
At least I can say I went outside if the normies quiz me about my day off.
>>60141763
You know it.
>>60141784
why do brits say bloddy/bloody hell??"!
>>60141745
Well it probably doesn't mean what the Swedes use it for.
New Hampshire is full of places with british names. Just spent 2 minutes reading an article about manchester, NH and thought it was from the UK until i saw '$'. They evrn have a place called Derry there.
*falls asleep*
>>60141728
If it's a lie then it doesn't mean anything.
>>60141799
>Yakuza 5
>>60141804
What's bloddy???
>>60141570
Interesting piece
It appears as though David Cameron is a real Pontius Pilate here
Don't like the assertion by the author that the EU is the reason why Europe has been peaceful though
>>60141808
then tell me what's the point of using that weird word?
>>60141818
what's your favourite new hampshire town? (asking for a friend)
>>60141757
I understand
Much like our election going on this year
>>60141688
they most likely don't do and i'm not saying they should. it's just a concern i have. i'm not a fan of the EU but at this point they probably all are already into deep to safely retreat.
>>60141854
uhhh i don't know!
(replying for a friend)
where's the lad who got a date with a swiss chick today? what you gonna do with her?
>>60141850
Doesn't have to be a bloody reason for everything you spastic ;).
>>60141820
>If it's a lie then it doesn't mean anything
Think I know why they didn't fight to keep you, if you're going to spaz out over pleasantries.
>>60141881
how about concord?
>>60141897
Lick her rectum
you wankers
>>60141877
I love Europe, but I hate the EU.
>>60141904
what about it?
what are you getting at?
>>60141904
has an alright local (the concord hotel aka the chord if your a seasoned local like myself)
they pack the outside chairs up at 10 if its not a fri/sat so you gotta sit inside which is a bit shit if you want to smoke but they've always got the telly on (usually fox sports)
Greenland pls
>>60141570
>>60141845
To continue
I've never been a fan of proposition balloting myself (having the people vote on things that should be left to govt)
California employs proposition balloting and it's a big reason why the state has accrued so much debt; by law the govt must fund any proposition that passes even if they don't have the money and the average citizen is simply too ignorant of things like state budgeting to really be able to make an informed decision
>>60140504
too stupid huh? well that's too bad m8 guess I'll just listen to it on youtube.
>>60141931
i'm doing something that involves new hampshire and i'm not sure which town would be most appropriate
>>60141877
Yeah no doubt, in lieu of massive reform I honestly think we're all better off in the long run without it though.
It fails at being a profitable trading bloc and that was supposed to be it's original purpose.
>>60141966
I'm sure some of these delightful yamks ITT will be able to help you
*coughs LOUDLY to get the runts attentions*
alri
Reminder
why is rugby the best game in the world?
>>60141723
why not have a long lie?
>>60142025
https://www.fb.com/therugbypod/videos/584867925006609/
>>60142025
haka
>>60142023
>will have anyway
>will have anyway
>lol wot
>ambiguous nonsense
>ambiguous nonsense
Well I'm sold!
>>60142025
Doesn't require any equipment aside from the ball
Can be played with a relatively small amount of people
You get to wreck people on the pitch
friend keeps bugging me to listen to joe rogan's podcast and i keep telling him to fuck off because i hate americans
Morning lads
hate this edition btw, seeing it way way way too much
did a watch
enjoyed that arse in the first episode
>>60141969
we'll see what happens, in the end i don't care that much, we'll be fine anyway here in Switzerland.
>>60142051
>>60142058
settle down was just setting up my joke >>60142048
>>60142025
because australia sucks at it
>>60142068
i agree
>>60142048
What is this gay fucking music? Also fuck off QLD / NSW plebbo
AFL is where it's at.
>>60142084
delet
>>60142018
Mornin'
>>60142080
yep, you guys seem to have the right idea about how to run a country, at least.
>>60142068
this
is /brit/ for serious discussions??
>>60142067
How can you listen to any form of popular media with that attitude? Bit bigoted 2bh
>>60142096
>gay fl
Has anyone seen scotland
my bf has been missing for at least a week
>>60142025
Because we invented it
>>60142117
no
no mexicanuses allowed either
>>60142130
the reddit flag? He was in the previous thread.
>>60142133
yeah then you stopped there lmao
>>60142150
thank god I was worried x
>>60142103
no :^)
>>60142148
i am the best poster of /brit/
>>60142158
people from scotland have weird accents
>>60142117
Sort of, stop your piratas meme shit though.
>>60142096
>he thinks rugby league is rugby
literally FUCK OFF REEEEEEEEEE
>>60142109
yes we do. wish i could give the compliment back, but after all i've seen so far in Thailand you still got a lot of work to do.
>>60142192
not him
not him at all
back to worry
>>60142156
Ssshh pls, we can invent all the sports but can't play them, don't tell anyone pls.
>>60142192
>>60142150
>>60142109
>>60142054
>>60141969
Chicano jajaja
We /integrated/ now
>>60142209
Are you daft? It's in the title
kiwis arent allowed to claim superiority in rugby because they have maoris
it's like how no one wants to play basketball against america because they have niggers
>>60142210
fair comment.
>>60142214
oh dear
>>60142236
can see her feet AND the shape of her butt
not very halal
>>60142257
why are new zealand abos whiter than aussie abos?
>>60142264
you have to stop
>>60142257
why don't you just import a bunch of islanders? that's what we do
>>60142266
That's why we must liberate these infidels and show them the true glory of Allah, in'shallah
baseball>cricket
>>60142266
Hence, integration, still halal but not all the way
>>60142284
>>60142264
sheep fuckers
>>60142266
and she's a lezzer
>>60142286
Non-victorians fuck off
Kiwis fuck off too
Poms have been warned
>>60142280
maoris migrated to nz like 600 years ago
abos have been in australia for something like 40,000 years
>>60142293
2bh i hope hijabs become really trendy one winter so they end up losing all pretentions of modesty
>>60142264
let's be honest, test cricket has been becoming absolute home babby shit for the last decade.
whoever is at home is almost always going to win.
>>60142312
why does new zealand have abos?
>>60142310
>victorians
lol
>>60142280
iirc maoris are descended from chinks
>>60142330
they dont
abos wouldnt have been able to cross the tasman sea
Just realised I only own dark skinny jeans.
This summer is going to kill me
>>60142348
don't believe it
>>60142282
make me nerd
>>60142310
you fuck off
>>60142330
so ur mum would someone to root
This 2bh
Canada > NZ
there i said it
>>60142362
you need slim fit not skinny you retard
>>60142362
buy some shorts (that go above the knee)
>>60142366
they have asiatic features
>>60142371
>>>60142282
>mek me nerd
>>>60142310
yew feck off
>>>60142330
>so yew mum would someone to rewt
>>60142362
Have you told your parents you're gay yet?
>>60142384
I can't believe you've done this
>>60142109
>yep, you guys seem to have the right idea about how to run a country, at least.
Each country is different mate, you cannot easily apply the systems from another culture without shocks and possibly failure putting you in a worse position than you were before, having nothing new and spent a bunch of money with more money to put it back how it was. This happens with many revolutions, they overthrow, replace and it all goes wrong. Systems grow slowly over time and reflect everything about the objects and intra-systems they encompass, British representative democracy is as it is because of how it was made, same with the Swiss and whilst you can shift towards each others position, you don't have the same ingredients to become one another's position. Thats not to say one isnt more desirable than the other to you, or me, or anyone but what you want and what you can make with what you have are 2 different things.
>haha bru
>ye bru?
>cant believe we live in nu zeelond bru
>bru its wild bru
>haha choice bru
>>60142391
>not wearing camo cargo shorts that go down mid calf
Pleb
>>60142392
feesh n cheeps
>>60142439
>fush
>n
>chups
>>60142439
fush n chaps
>>60142427
>>60142398
If these posts didn't have yank flags on them i'd still be able to tell they were made by yanks.
Wouldn't mind living in a dictatorship if the top lad was a good lad to be honest lads
>>60142391
>showing ankle and knee
Bit haram, no?
>be australian
>wake up next to your sister
>"ay dahlin fahk moi that was a noice root last noight"
>ride a kangaroo to the shitposting plant
>get stopped by abos
>their faces haven't loaded yet because of high ping
>give them all your petrol anyway
>apologise for invading their country
>say thank you to the traditional owners of the land, the irrawajjialabumbajjiju people
>continue on your way
>shitpost hard on 4chan all day so you can afford to pay your internet bill ($1000 for 0.1bps connection, 3mb data cap)
>go home
>get mugged by abos again
>no petrol this time, give them some of your ping instead
>switch on the tv
>the wallabies lost to new zealand again
>"fahkin no worries m8 she'll be roight I'll just watch the loigue instead"
>the kangaroos lost to new zealand again
>"m-muh cricket"
>http://www.3news.co.nz/sport/video-highlights-australia-bowled-out-for-60-england-dominate-day-one-2015080706
>"m-muh afl"
>can't see what's happening, players' mullets blocking the camera
>go to new zealand, steal some pavlova and claim it was yours all along
>cry yourself to sleep muttering "m-muh hdi, m-muh gdp per capita"
>get bitten by spoidah
>die within seconds
>>60142464
*raises a score card with a 10 on it*
>>60142258
but how's life for you in Thailand? got a good job and a nice home? or still a student?
>>60142418
Of course you're right and I wouldn't refute a single point, these things don't happen over night but we can peek over the fence for ideas and inspiration from time to time.
セラミックガール is a tune lads
>>60142469
http://worldmapswithout.nz/
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3cPs2SzShNc
>poo peeland accents
>>60142387
skinny jeans is best jeans desu.
by the way are you guys so fashionable as some people say? or is that just a bad meme?
>chicano who lives in chinkland
>sheep fuckers
>a swiss guy
>australian shitposters
/brit/ seems to be awesome
>>60142484
>but how's life for you in Thailand?
very comfortable
>got a good job and a nice home?
I have, I've been very fortunate and I'm grateful for it.
>>60142501
>chinks can't aim their nukes at us
>>60142512
no, only I am
>>60142521
>literally living in 'Map Legend: The Country'
>>60142542
more like legend: the country
because we're sick cunts
>>60142521
you really must start deleting these
>>60142523
teach us to be /fa/ pls senpai
WHERE IS MY SALARY
THERE IS £30 IN MY CHECKING ACCOUNT I NEED THE MONEY ASSHOLE
>>60142550
>more like leegeend the contree
>becawz we're sick cunts
>>60142523
post fit
>>60142520
sounds neat. last time i've been there is now already 2 years ago. used to go there with my family once a year during the time from 2006 - 2012
>>60142517
>Awesome
Don't use that language around here mate.
>>60142579
seek brah seek
>>60142569
dark grey hoody, plain t-shirt, slim fit dark blue jeans and blue with white trim skate shoes
also climbing socks
>Turkey is Europe
Only our most long standing historical enemy
>>60142573
*Arse
>>60142594
i'll think you find that australians have no accent.
Actually don't wear hoodys anymore, apart from when im lying around the house
hmm
watching a comedy lads
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C-2d0Hg1tOo
Going to work lads
stay safe
>>60142619
this
>>60142573
bit early init? The last day of the month has barely begun!
>>60142584
That's cool, there's a lot here for tourists to see and do
>>60142598
>white trim skate shoes
wew, wearing now. Jeans are kind of slim, but not very.
>>60142619
>>60142594
>>60142579
>>60142521
Enjoying this top banter lads, don't stop.
>>60142635
who's the qt at 1:15?
>>60142644
have a nice day
Enjoying this AUS / NZ banter ngl
>>60142663
the single largest threat to the continued survival of the people of nuu zeelend
>tfw can't wear skinny jeans or even slim fit
>new zealand wasn't invited to the G20 summit in brisbane despite being right next door
alri
>>60142598
dude it's spring, get on my level, black slim fit chinos, white polo-shirt, grey/beige moccasins.
>>60142617
You'll be in your cold hard grave before Turkey ever joins the EU
>>60142711
>new zealand wasn't invited to the G20 summit in brisbane
m8 who do you think was cleaning up after the event?
>>60142749
>tfw taking your jobs
Fish
>australian: fish
>poo peeland: fush
chips
>australian: chips
>poo peeland: chups
hello
>australian: hello
>poo peeland: hullo
police
>australian: police
>poo peeland: run
Wish we (Scotland) could have this kind of civil banter with England without it turning into politics or "lel cucks" and "lel pakis"
>>60142813
Six
>Australian: Six
>Poo peeland: Sex
>mfw australians call a bottle shop a "bottle-o"
>mfw australians call a duvet a "doona"
>mfw australians call a chilly bin an "esky"
>mfw australians call a petrol station a "servo"
>mfw australians call jandals "thongs"
>mfw australians call fish and chips "feesh and cheeps"
>mfw australians call vb "drinkable"
>mfw australians call pavlova "australian"
>>60142731
Awful desu
>>60142861
can I save this m8?
>>60142865
that coming from a fuy whose national dish is fish and chips.
>hulllo, i wush to put muh bur un tha chully bun
>>60142896
I think you'll find that to be curry
>>60142885
go ahead friend its all yours :)
>Boris and Gove promise to scrap VAT on energy bills if Britain backs a Brexit - "cheaper fuel for everyone"
Thoughts?
>>60142896
Damage control.
>>60142929
It's not going to fucking happen anyway
>be Kiwi
>Get earthquaked
>>60142929
Ah yes, upon leaving the EU we will become an Eden like paradise with free energy for everyone!
>>60142913
>aw prime mineester keys bru the awstraylans keep clayming that pavlova is theres bru its not fair bru
>aw bru thats so silly we should invest, formally *kicks footy to nearby islander* in research
australian icons
>pavolva
>pharlap
>fair play within the rules
how can one country be so GOAT
>>60142985
Reductio ad absurdum
>>60143007
dont forget our own local gladiator
>>60142912
is it really that bad with the indians and pakis and stuff?
>>60142931
nah, not really, i'm comfortable with how i'm dressed, otherwise i wouldn't be walking around like that.
by the way, have you ever seen the photo from the /fa/-meet in the uk? even in what i got on now i already look better than any of these fags.
>>60143007
>losing to emus
>>60143040
Outside of London/Birmingham/Manchester, no
>>60143057
Is Manchester that bad?
Last time I was there it seemed pretty white.
>>60143038
>australian """"rugby"""" is in such a state they unironically have to resort to putting quade cooper on their team
>>60142929
Nah it's balls. The country has a bill of spending every year, if they cut tax they have to increase it elsewhere. If we are leaving the EU there are going to be costs involved, very big ones mostly due to gov administrative changes and the necessary adjustments for things like farmers grants no longer coming in etc. and there are a lot of these. Now the money being saved from EU membership could be spent on the economy, job creation, tax decreases for the rich, the NHS defecit, defence spending, etc. Giving back some VAT to everyone is going to be a very low priority indeed once if the possibility becomes a reality. What would really happen is it would go for 2 years or 5 years then come back in increments with something else being done to offset it elsewhere or similar,
>>60143081
Depends where you go.
Avoid Salford, and the other suburbs.
Centre is pretty good.
>>60142986
>mr captain of nz
>yus conrad
>we shuld dudicate more resources to research ay
>uhh yus i've got the purfuct topic
>uz it nucler resurch
>nah bru
>uz it sustayynuble resourcez
>nah bru
>wut ez it ay
>i want you ta fund evidence thet pavlova waz made here und not en ustralia
>awww yes skuzzy bro
>>60143081
It is fairly white , not sure what the other Brits on about, is a shithole but it's white. Should have put Leeds of Bradford down tbqh
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sBbbyjSgJ5w
>this man is the absolute pinnacle of australian rugby
>>60143100
Yeah, I was just visiting tbf so was in the centre. About 5 or 6 years now ago too.
Place goes fucking mental on a Friday/Saturday night.
>when a poo peelander can't hit a cheeky, perfectly legal underarm ball for a boundary
>when an australian can't win at fucking pyjama cricket so he resorts to cheating
>>60143137
>Should have put Leeds of Bradford down tbqh
Couldn't say.
>mfw a rolling ball in australia would be a bouncer in christchurch
>>60143220
YOU'VE GONE TOO FAR THIS TIME ROOFUCKER DELET THIS
>ROOFUCKER
Fuck off ausfails and kiwifuckers
>New Zealand
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CtWirGxV7Q8
>>60143371
this post is not halaal! delete! delete!
>>60143386
unironically know all the words off by heart btw
>>60143406
>muh HDI
Fuck off Ringo
>>60143406
get fucked Hong Kong
never trust a pole
>>60143406
>Netherlands that high
They're all degenerates
