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alri
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cornwall has 4 dads
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>b-but if we leave the eu we'll have to pay tariffs!

Firstly, doesn't that say how shit it is that other countries are punished for wanting to trade with the eu?
Secondly, if other countries want to trade with us, they have to agree to our terms too. People always ignore this side of the argument.
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>>59940825
not really mate we microwave everything
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just did a very good wank

got a giant free-standing mirror so i lied on the floor with my legs over my head, stuck my suction dildo onto the end of the mirror and lowered it so that i was forced to take the whole 9 inches because the mirror is so heavy

then did a cum straight into my mouth
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average american family
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just got an American kitchen fitted lads
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>>59940882
me at the back
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>yanks actually cook eggs in the microwave
CAN'T MAKE THIS SHIT UP
http://whatscookingamerica.net/Eggs/MicrowaveEggs.htm
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>>59940813
Do Russians like Brits?
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>there are people here who fell for the brexit social experiment

nigel farage is an actor from basingstoke haha mugs
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>>59940899
not really, you are like mini americans
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>>59940899
anglichanka gadit
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the yank microwave gimmick is not funny whatsoever
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Don't even own a microwave and I don't know why any """""adult""""" """""""""male"""""""""" in this day and age would

Learn to cook
>willingly radiating your food and mutating your cells, cooking you from the inside

Most impressive
Who's a good little drone?
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>>59940882
very accurate. But why is that fat little wanker wearing a t-shirt with a football on it??!
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>>59940899
russians do not like anyone
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>>59940940
*kicks your fucking head in*

nothing personnel
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>yanks
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Hacking your Runescape accounts

http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1464292429267.webm
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>>59940901
i see the alt-right is focusing on the alt over the righ now faced with an inevitable bremain
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>>59940898
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ak3uJGf6Bj0

>not cooking them in a plastic bag
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>>59940946
not true, serbs and belarusians are ok
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>>59940922
>mini americans
DELET
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>>59940901
Is existence a social experiment too, and I will wake up to my real life any moment now?
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Mongoloid
he was a mongoloid
happier than you or me
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>>59940957
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>>59940922
right. that's it. piss off and don't come back.
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just microwaved my cock and it grew 2 inches
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>>59940943
I don't think you understand radiation desu
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>>59940813
Posting from Suez lads, how's home?
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>Cooking your food

ahh yes calcified little pleb, you think you're better raw meat?
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>tfw can stroll the rich, leafy streets of Finsbury or Highgate whilst listening to Bibio in the light rain at sunset

can hear northerners screaming
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>>59940944
Don't you mean a soccer ball? O_o
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>not sticking your eggs in the frank
Take a look at yourself
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>>59940650
American Adaptation level banter desu lad.

>>59940701
>Paki
>Short for Pakistani
>Still somehow means Indian

I had Indian family who made fun of me for trying to exude Englishness.

>>59940717
While good in theory, remember poor places are still poor places. I'd rather have my modest London flat (which I struggle to pay for, like wtf is up with you house prices man?) than be in my Indian house.

>>59940779
>what is Cornwall

Legit consider learning about your own culture. It's actually a pretty good culture.

>>59940874
Not educated enough on it so I'm not going to vote (though I can).
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>>59940997
*tries this immediately*
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>>59940998
alri einstein
speccy twat
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>>59941001
shite
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>>59940982
what about the chinese
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>>59941001
alri maxim

why are you STILL in egypt

anything interesting happen? first paycheck?
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>capitalism

Hahah! Been there, done that, got the t shirt, did not end well!
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>>59940922
Fuck you, mong.
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>>59941008
>rich
cuck
>leafy
ahh yes, the famous natural beauty of london
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>>59941044
never trust the chinese
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>American plywood houses come with fully fitted kitchens
>it's just an 800w microwave sitting on the floor
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>>59941008
>Tfw live in a rich, leafy part of sheffield and am a quick 10 min bike ride from ye olde peake districte

heh nice try haha x
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>>59940982
Is this you mate??

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rf5S9ajxDMk
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>>59941032
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>>59941026
the cornish are not tanned you paki twat

t. lived in cornwall 21 years
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*oepn thead*

oh jes yankj fmlam going gerat

*cleoes thead*
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>>59941072
good lad
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>>59941032
ill tell you about it if you like
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>>59941066
quite like my walks around hampstead heath 2bh
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>>59941078
no
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had a whole bag of bonbons
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going to go for a drive

where should i go lads

live in north wales
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last post of the night lads need to study

give me some (you)'s and meme replies
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gfevRvYHPfg

literally the most beautiful, serene music
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england = racists
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He drinks a whiskey drink
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>Communism

haha, been there, queued for the t-shirt for several days only to be told the regional secretariat of clothing-supply had underestimated demand and there wouldn't be enough for everyone.
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>>59941130
Cheshire x
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Any lads in here who went to upper-middle class grammar schools:

Did you feel sad at the end of Year 13?

I'm asking grammar school lads because obviously runts who went to shite paki comprehensives wouldn't care about their education
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need something hot spicy, long, thick and meaty to fill my boipucci tonight lads

Sausage rolls it is
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started at least 3 frequently used /brit/ gimmicks now desu
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>>59941092
just finished my BSc in physics think i know about radioation mate
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he drinks a lager drink
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>>59941127
What would you rate the Tesco jammy doughnuts though?
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Ipswich voting Brexit based on this Question Time audience
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>>59941077
anywhere near S10?

t. student
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>>59941042
Good to hear nothing has changed.

>>59941050
Literally who? I'm posting from a boat senpai.
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>>59941130

snowdon was beautiful when I drove through it

there's literally nothing to stop you falling off the steep cliffs/edges though
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>>59941083
But they are Celtic you mug.
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>>59941130

Beddgelert
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Don't mind non-whites as long as there's not too many of them haha
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>>59941130
black rock sands
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>>59941026
>>Paki
>>Short for Pakistani
>>Still somehow means Indian

seems like you've still got a lot to learn rasheed
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>>59941077
See you down Le Hallamshire House tomorrow pham.
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>BSc
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>>59941139
only know one from the advert
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vRI2u1v4uCM
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>>59941130

Off a bridge Sheepshagger cunt
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>>59941135
don't you have a sheep to shag you drunk ginger potato fuck?
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>>59941167
no idea
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>>59941147
Did a very hearty laugh
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All the people on the fence with the EU vote seem to be against Brexit because "leap in the dark we can't tell the future so I'm not voting for it"
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>>59941176
aren't you shiplad?
the ukrainian or the original?

the original hasn't been here in about a year
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>>59941164
and yet you think microwaves give people cancer
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>>59941158

didn't make it to year 13
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>capitalism

Hahah! Been there, done that, got the t shirt cheap thanks to the exploitation of third world countries which I bought from my luxury money in my wage slave life until the global markets collapsed and I was forced into extreme poverty, would not recommend!
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>>59941195
Seems like you need to learn a lot of stull desu.
Also, you're still going on with this gimmick?
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>>59941158
>When it dawned on you that you will never have strong relationships with peers and teachers ever again

I wanted it to end, but I didn't
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>>59941158
Yeah mate I was, my sixth form was very good at paternal care it was like a family, and good seeing my closest mates every day and that, very sad leaving and I miss it often
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just had the best sex of my life with a beautiful high test Czech girl.
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i urge all of you to actually vote on this referendum , rather than being too socially awkward to leave your cave then complain when we dont get a brexit

register if you havent already. i dont know when the deadline is or if its gone
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capitalism isn't exploitation you idiots

a part of globalisation/TNCs is exploitation
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>>59941158
What are Grammar school teachers like? I went to a comprehensive school and none of the teachers really pushed the students. They only cared about making sure everyone passed rather than making sure everyone reached their full potential.
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>>59941288
FONT
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>>59941236
You're a proper knob, you know that? I think I know a little bit more than you do on the subject you uneducated little twat. Microwaves DO cause cancer. Microwaving too much food will without a doubt lead to cancer eventually.
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>>59941232
Neither, i'm not Ukrainian and I've only been at sea since february.
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had pork for din dins
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>alri lads
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>>59941078
what the FUCK is this boy
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>>59941308
corporatism = privatised socialism
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>>59941303

If I were to vote it would be to remain lad
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>>59941316
>new, unknown shiplad

cool, you a cadet? deck or engine?
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>>59941318
bit haram lad
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>>59941158
If I could go back to the start of sixth form and do it again differently I would
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>>59941322

*clasps padlock round your earlobe*
*swallows key*
*dances away*
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I'm that Anglo-Indian guy. Would you guys like me more if I voted Yes to leaving?
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>>59941314
nah you dont understand correlation/causation

microwave foods give you cancer because of the preservatives whathaveyou its not fresh.

the action of microwaving the food does not make it carcinogenic

I am far more educated than you on this matter you arrogant child
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Am I the only one who didn't go to college or uni and just got a shite job straight after school?
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>voting

you realise it makes no difference?
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>>59941310
Mine were very caring and genuinely wanted to see you do well

My dad topped himself shortly before my GCSEs and Christ knows I wouldn't have been able to do it if not for the support I received from them
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>>59941385
i like you either way fellow brit x
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>>59941330
Some Russian ages ago posted his """""review"""""" channel in /brit/ I subscribed to him cause his autism made me chuckle, but desu he floods my subscription box.
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>>59941385
No. I'd like you more if you voted remain since leaving the EU will destroy our economy and put thousands, possibly millions, out of work.
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>>59941347
Deck, phase 2
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>>59941322
*attach jet ski handle to earlobe*

*wave goodbye*
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>>59941186
cornish not english ya mug
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>>59941314
we both know you don't have a physics degree
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>>59941385
just give up this gimmick nobody believes you
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>>59941426
watching all his vids, its fucking amazing
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Reading George Orwell lads

Bloody evil thing this capitalism is eh?
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why am i so interested in eastern europe lads
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>>59941385
Ummmmmmm, have you not seen this yet?
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>>59941330
>>59941426
think I know this person in real life
do they live in the UK
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>University degrees are a reliable source of information about radiation
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>>59941399
ye lad I went to uni got my STEM degree and THEN got a shite job haha
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>>59941385
You're an alright lad already desu from the sounds of it, but yeah voting yes would be nice.
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>>59941441
Actually, I have a maths degree. From Cambridge. Do you have a problem with that you obnoxious little twat?
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Just watched Fight Club

Damn maybe Marx was right :/
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off to the university of york lads
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>>59941427
Sounds like a laugh.
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>>59941471
Go online
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>first generation immigrants thinking they qualify as anglo-anything

vomit
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>>59941430
were you inspired by /brit/? are the holiday allowances/good pay (once you pass cadetship) true or just a myth?

loads of competition?
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>>59941458
reminder that on the right hand side is an evil racist remain voter who wants his evil racist mates from poland to come to his EDL marches and on the left is a lovely anglo-indian brexiteer who wants her engineer and doctor family to come prop up the nhs xx
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bloody racist
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need to start packing and tidying 2bh moving out in 2 days aha
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Last day of sixth form tomorrow waheyy
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>>59941480
why lie in the first place then
I don't think you have a degree at all

would be massively suprised if you even did physics at A-level or passed it at GCSE
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Voted Labour all my life lads

Pretty sure no member of my family has ever not voted Labour
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>>59941543
omg liek seriously??
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>>59941467
Yeah he does I'm pretty sure, he has a video of him just walking around the UK in streets recording houses... in one of them he just records a cat in somones house window for a straight five minutes. Russians are funny people.
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im sick to fucking death of both sides of the brexit argument 2bh

not even gonna vote, fuck all of ya
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>>59941564
Rasheed
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>>59941456
nice girls?
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if it looks like a paki it's a paki
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>>59941543
That's legit racism.
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if it's brown flush it down
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>>59941550

waheyy set the fire alarm off
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doing a convert to islam lads
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>>59941589
he's in ireland
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>>59941594
im not voting because it wont make a difference

ke sera sera
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going to a demi lovato concert in 3 months lads

cannot wait, going to be epic
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>>59941502
VERY impressed
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>bullying the anglo-indian lad

not on lads
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name these objects
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omg i hate The Independent and Sovereign Republic of Kiribati now!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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>>59941622
guess you better flush yourself down! haha!!
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>>59941589
>houses... in one of them he just records a cat in somones house window for a straight five minutes
hahahahahahahaha that's hilarious
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>>59941310
They're very good. My A level maths teacher was a complete and utter MILF and one of the best teachers I've had. They care about trying to bump B grade students to A stars.

Some teachers are a bit lazy and need nagging, others put in an amazing amount of time into marking work.

And obviously if you're a runt who puts in zero effort and wishing you weren't there then they'll let you fail.
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last day of year 9 tomorrow lads
(Not underage just got held back a few years, I'm 21)
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>>59941543

What puts me off vote remain desu

Reeks of arrogant nationalism taking the piss out of some random country just because vote leave mentioned them.
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>>59941425
Awww thanks lad.

>>59941427
Well most people here don't feel that way.

>>59941436
You're the one who hates England yet you're telling me to leave?

Terrible gimmick.


>>59941448
Literally don't know what you mean by gimmick.

>>59941458
I'm more whiter and my family is Christian and we hold disdain for Hindus and most other natives.

>>59941478
Aight I will. Could be exciting and idgaf about Europe. Also I heard that Eastern European migrants aren't as good as Indians like me.
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>>59941648
fuck off bender
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>>59941519
I bet I could learn more about a radioactive rock in 5 mnutes by picking it up and eating some of it than you would learn in 3 years from your text books.
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if it has a pulse, put your dick in it-lse
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>>59941550
Take a cow into the building and lead it up the stairs to the top floor. Cows can walk up stairs but they can't walk down them. It takes a crane to get it out.
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>this russian channel

he's literally going around reviewing peoples hedges and plants

i love this guy
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>>59941658
scone
buggy
tap
ice lolly
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>anglo-indian
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>>59941658
1. Barmcake
2. Prammer
3. Faucet
4. Fruit Ice
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>>59941658
biscuit
stroller
faucet
popsicle
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>>59941679
Link?
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>>59941658
scone (rhymes with blown)

pram

faucet

sucker
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If it bleeds, it breeds
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>>59941658
1) tumor biscuit
2) toddler roller
3) polish water giver
4) red rocket
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i'm growing tired of these yanks posting in /brit/ my lads. how do we impede this uncouth scourge? RULE BRITANNIA
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>>59941675
cheeky
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if it's bent you hit it with a spade
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>>59941658
Scone (pronounced scohne, not scon)
Pram
Tap
Ice lolly
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>>59941658
scone
buggy
tap
lolly
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>>59941658
Cake
Buggy
Tap
Ice lolly
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just watched team America lads

Hurr capitalism was right! Fuck labour and socialism!
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>>59941658
1) scone ("sc-own" not "s-con")
2) pram (not "buggy", fucking northerners)
3) tap
4) ice lolly
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>>59941658
scone
pram
tap
lolly ice :^)
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>>59941531
Not inspired here, dad is Bosun on a drillship.

Holidays are good for British officers, basically 50/50 work and leave.

Money varies depending on what ships you work, big money offshore.

Shite all jobs for the foreseeable future.
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>>59941658
1. biscuit
2. stroller
3. faucet
4. popsicle
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Switching from late shift to day shift tomorrow lads, gonna be a fucking killer.
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I'm a voracious reader

Naomi Klein, Jared Diamond, George Monibot.....the list goes on.


Capitalism? lmao, it's 2016.
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>>59941658
crumpet
rubber baby bugger bumper
spigot
cold on the cob
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>>59941658
tea cake/scone (i dont eat these)
buggy
tap
ice lolly
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>>59941738
>Shite all jobs for the foreseeable future.
fuck, why mate? was going to try for a cadetship

social aspect of it is holding me back
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>>59941658
1.Moufin
2.infant carrier
3.water shooter
4.icey nicey
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>I'm a voracious reader
>Naomi Klein, Jared Diamond, George Monibot.....the list goes on.
>Capitalism? lmao, it's 2016.
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>>59941746
rotating shifts are the worst. will never do them again, you feel like shit 24/7
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>Buggy

Anyone that calls it this, i.e poortherners, fuck off
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>>59941733
ay am a northerner and we call it pram so wind it in before i do it for you you little shithouse
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>>59941658
biscuit
trolley
water dispenser
fab
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>>59941784
ill kick your fucking head in us northerners are a proud people
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Karlo Marx and Fredrich Engels came to the checkout at the 7-11
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>>59941701

He's a quality lad desu, feel sorry for him cause in his Tesco doughnut review he even says he does this cause he has no mates..

https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCqsL8hnJub_Fv2RriHzi5iQ
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>>59941701
>>
BUGGEH
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>>59941723
>>59941733

Only right answers ITT

Other responses are rasheeds
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>>59941784
Fuck off, wanker. The north is the best part of England.
t. Newcastlelad
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>>59941805
fuck off JF
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hmmmm
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>>59941784
would easily beat you in a fight

>>59941733


would easily beat you in a fight
southerners are cowards and nonces
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>>59941785
>ay am a northerner and we call it pram
Well obviously you're from the good part of the north then, probably York or something.
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>>59941658
clockwise form 1: scone, pushchair, tap, ice lollie
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>>59941813
>he even says he does this cause he has no mates..
:(

he is in a completely foreign country though
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>>59941658
Scone (rhyming with throne)
Pram or pushchair
tap
ice lolly.
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>>59941784
I am the literally the most southern southerner from Buckinghamshire and I say buggy
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>why yes i am an individualist
>deregulate the economy? of course!
>the war on drugs has failed. 420 blaze it, homosexual
>it doesnt matter if a girl is a slut
>i do go on tumblr
>god is a form of mind control
>the state exists to make sure my feelings dont get hurt
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>>59941805
>Being poor is a national past-time
>Benefits as a way of life
>Diet even worse than a yanks

Poortherners are the cockroaches of Britain and need to exterminated unironically.
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>>59941855
liverpool so yeah the good part
the best part
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>>59941784
we call em prams up here m8 stop scaremongering
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>calling pushchairs prams or buggies
cretinous melts
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literally fucking hate every single one of you sanctimonious cunts. Constant contrarian bollocks and general reddit behaviour
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Just read Ayn Rand and suddenly feeling a sense of superiority coming to me lads

It's the poors own fault they're poor lmao

The authoritarian British government wants MY money to build a children's hospital even though I will get ZERO financial benefit from it? Tax is fucking theft.
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MyNamesAreCreative1 month ago
Although this is just a Russian guy strolling around Ireland for half an hour and I have no idea what you're saying, I found this oddly entertaining..
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poortherners getting brave again
Literally mention the north and they start yapping away like some fleabag runt Jack Russell
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Can we just get rid of the Scots right now? It'd save us the trouble later.
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>literally fucking hate every single one of you sanctimonious cunts. Constant contrarian bollocks and general reddit behaviour
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>>59941778
Haven't looked too hard into the job market myself but very few cadets are hired straight after qualifying. Some companies hire cadets as soon as they do though, mine doesn't.

What social aspect, college or being in a confined space with 20 or so people?
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it's a buggie ffs
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god, i wish i didn't have aspergers
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Was unironically a member of the Labour Party until a few years ago haha, used to get emails from Ed all the time
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>i would easily beat you up in a fight
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it's uncomfortably hot out tbhlads
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Remain in the EU
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>south twat comes to leeds
>starts saying fancy words like faucet and pram
>a group of tracksuit-wearing youths start laughing at him
>they rob his trainers and kick the shit out of him then run off calling him a bender
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>>59941858
I know, he knows English quite well but I guess he struggle to integrate with people, I subscribed to him cause i felt sorry for the lad tbqh.
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>people who say "faucet"
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Fuck me lads, is it just me or do scousers get harder and harder to understand every year?
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>>59941871
Crypto poortherner
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>>59941889
norfolk is northern you runt
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>>59941928
fight me then
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prams and buggies are not the same thing
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Things that need exterminating:
>scots
>northerners
>rasheeds
>benders
>trannies
>gypsies
>yanks
>(you)
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>>59940855
what?
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>>59941658
scone/biscuit/fluff cake
pram/stoller/pushchair/buggy/perambulator
tap/faucet/spigot/metal hose
iced lolly/popsicle/big baby pop
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>>59941952
Where is yankistan do you live?
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>>59941889
>>59941928
Fuck you, cunts. I would easily beat you up in a fight.
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>>59941871
think kernow is more south tbqh
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>>59941952

Yank weather
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>>59941944
>screenshoting your emails
alri brave balls la
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>>59940813
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>>59941939
being on a boat for the rest of your life with 20 filipinos
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>>59941944
Why aren't you anymore
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>>59941944
Seems like a nice lad
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>>59941974
Will Scots ever assimilate into civilised society or will they forever be a bunch of whiners?
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>>59941658
scone
pram
tap
lolly
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>>59941969
you couldn't hit sand if you fell off a camel you utter weapon, hop back in your 'buggeh' and fuck off
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>>59941959
>Look how much of a shithole where i live is! people can't read and are violent at the drop of a hat - ahh yes very nice place to reside :)!!
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>>59941997
not 16 anymore desu
>>59941994
heart's beating in case I left anything personal in there ;o
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Socialism has unironically never been tried
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I would eat a really heinous amount of food if it didn't cause me to get fat desu.

Would probably bankrupt myself desu.
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>>59941960
does he still post on 4chan?
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Communism has unironically never been tried
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>>59941968
DELET THIS
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>>59941924
that'd be me, thought I'd leave him something so he doesn't feel too lonely.
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>they're just bedsheets
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Maggie didn't go far enough with the mines

She should have closed them with the miners still inside
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>>59942026
I SAY PRAM YOU FUCKING CUNT LETS HAVE IT

ILL RIP YOUR SORRY THROAT OUT
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>>59942038
simulated it on habbo hotel and it didnt work sorry mate
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>>59942027
you're talking about london right?
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>>59942007
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>>59942054
that's because you can't

it's a utopian vision that human nature is incompatible with
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Pub?
y/n
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if you live north of the Scilly Isles you're literally a poortherner
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>>59942055
it's in the name mate

>north folks
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>>59942061
i do this sometimes
feel way too sorry for people

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZG8OrdFJL-4
look at the qt small talk he makes with the council workers at 2:32
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>I SAY PRAM YOU FUCKING CUNT LETS HAVE IT
>ILL RIP YOUR SORRY THROAT OUT
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>>59942094
wife's at this pub with her gay friend jamal tonight
hope she's having fun
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why are we even arguing about whether it's called a pram or a buggy

i mean none of us are going to create children, surely the "scone (thrown)/scone (gone)" argument is more relevant to us.
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>>59942039
same desu
i my hunger knew no bounds i would eat everything
animals, furniture, clothes, people
all would end devoured and digested
a literal devourer of wolrd lmao
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>>59942027
>being a soft shite

if you've never had to fight with your hands you literally are not a man

Redbrick STEM grad here before you decide to insult y intellect for being northern
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>>59942099

very scilly post
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>>59942053
Not sure desu, I remember he just linked his doughnut review and asked people to check it out and subscribe if they liked it, that was like a month and a bit ago.
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>>59942075
Zzzzz change the record 'ar kid' you're boring me

You e got little man syndrome, perfectly normal when talking to your southern superior though I'm going to have to put you back in the crêche for raising your voice

Maybe the lads at the golf club were right, these little northern chimps simply cannot be tamed
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>>59942118
it's neither you bender

it's a fucking pushchair
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>>59942116
Are you on babysitting duty then? Or did you hire someone?
>>
>it's a southerners think they're some bastion of class and civilisation episode

Always funny, especially when all the whites down there act and talk like the niggers down there, and the ones that don't are TOWIE caricatures
>>
>>59942099
>>59942099
are you on scilly
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>Born in islamabad
>Literally more of a southerner than all of you northern monkeys

checkmate
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>>59942147
on /brit/? with an irish flag?
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>>59942152
yeah her son's in bed now
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>I live in the South, my name is Amad Hussein and I drink half a Shandy on the weekend because I'm a rebel living on the edge
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>southerners getting riled up
lol
calm down, rasheed
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>>59942036
I'm getting strong signals from my sacral chakra that you're name is Tom
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>>59941973
your mum is a pram
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>>59941996
not so bad desu, just sit and watch wowowin every week or two with them
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>>59942149
>>59942154
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>>59942115
in tears
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>it's neither you bender

>it's a fucking pushchair
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>>59942172
>>59942183
WELL TIMED
COULDN'T MAKE THIS SHIT UP
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that's enough (You)'s to keep me going for a bit

cheers lads
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>>59942167
yeah I'm in the scouse part
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>talk about northerners getting brave
>they start getting brave

Literally monkey see, monkey do with these lot
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rate the gf lads
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>two of my /ck/ troll threads get deleted in quick succession

He's onto me
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>>59942176
So fatherly
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>>59941784
>southerners
desu you're not even english

wish we'd just annex you off to france or maybe even wales
>>
South (except London) > North > London
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>>59942193
i have 2 dads
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>>59942227
kek'd

true though
>>
>>59942174
Yeah, thought it was just paddy posting shit, but then heard his accent, I guessed he was Russian cause of the Cyrillic titled videos.
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>>59942115
the only funny thing here is that you didnt realise my post was lighthearted

you think anyone here is actuallycaptial letters mad?
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>>59942109
THE NAME IS IN REFERENCE TO THE NORTHERN SCANDINAVIANS WHO LANDED AND SETTLED IN EAST ANGLIA REEEEEE
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>these ireland videos

fucking hell ireland literally looks identical to the UK

why is it even allowed independence
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>>59942222
1. cookie 2. roller 3. hose 4. ice cream
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>It's a North vs. South episode
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>Anti-Scottish sentiment is on the rise in England

This is very much a good thing.
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>>59942260
>>59942260
>>59942260

new
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>>59942187
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WAG ONE BRUV WATUP GIM DAT TING TING ATE YO
>southerners actually speak like this
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>>59942224
didnt know there was a scouse part

but then I remember scousers are literally everywhere

like bloody rats we are ahaha
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>>59941658
A turd
Baby car
Butt plug
Cold butt plug
>>
>southerners pretending theyre rich
L
M
A
O
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>>59942242
Why is London so bad?

Birmingham and Leicester both have way more Muslims as a % of the population, plus they have the added disadvantage of being northern shitholes.
>>
Remember when the north flooded and the poortherners got moved into hostels and could only use the Internet for 15 minutes a day? They'd show up then get bantered out the thread

Literally incapable of handling a joke, bigger victim complex than pakiboo
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>>59942267
I know had this exact thought when i first saw his videos, for some reason I imagined Ireland was really rural sort of like an eastern European country.
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>>59942349
he seems oddly brave
speaking to random girls and that
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>>59942321
the midlands is not the north
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The russian lad has a video on how to meet people.

Fully recommend.
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>english special snowflake north/south divide pish
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>>59942452
>he's from the midlands

Haaaaa
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Favourite albums

I'm not ready for the grave yet
Mothertongue
Corrected slogans
Wave Like Home
Atomos
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Lads my cum doesn't actually ejaculate. It just oozes out like a volcano. Is this normal?
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>>59942748
nothing wrong with this
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>>59942748
low energy bitchboi
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>>59940882
Looks like the fat man's shorts are being sucked into his asshole. What gives?
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