Anything north of islamabad means you're a northern monkey edition
(anglo-indian sub edition)
>ANGLO-INDIAN
honestly have no fucking idea what this english rivalry is
go back to picking on ireland or northern ireland so i understand what the fuck you're on about
NORTHERN
M
O
N
K
E
Y
S
>wigan
>>59942260
me on the right
<---- Southerner
>>59942260
liverpool mentioned again
Lads let's go back to hating the Scots like god wanted us to.
>>59942348
>not being southern and hating everyone
pleb
Newcastle
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m0jumxK15ZQ
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>it's still a North v South episode
name one thing that the south has done recently that makes them relevant
they are literally dependent on the north as much as scotland is dependent on england
desu i dont care about this north south shite
if you arent a scouser you are a wool who needs to fuck off regardless
>>59942260
LIVERPOOL ON THE MAP
noteable emissions: Manchester & Birmingham
>>59942324
SOUTHERN
F
A
I
R
I
E
S
>it's a southerners pretend to be white episode
>>59942348
northerners are crypto scots
bit sad
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3610894/Shy-university-student-19-killed-halls-residence-failing-adapt-college-life.html
ABSOLUTE HERO
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anti-Scottish_sentiment#Kelvin_MacKenzie
anyone harrasing the indian lad is an automatic muslim
NORTHERN
POWERHOUSE
SOUTHERN
P
A
K
I
S
are southerners baiting out norvunas
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y9sAtS63COM
>2021
>Wake up in my company owned home - I was late for work one day. so they own my house, as per the non negotiable contract.
>Go to make toast. All my appliances are coin operated. and i don't have enough change to open the fridge.
>Get into the car, listen to a compulsory speech by Nigel Farage for 45 minutes.
>Take the most direct route to work i can manage. traffic lines for miles because of toll booths on every road.
>Finally get to work. find out that there's another mandatory wage cut. can't leave or they'll blacklist my name and I'll become unemployable.
>spend all day standing in a freezer holding ice cubes in case someone wants them for 50 pence an hour.
>Get back home. find that i don't have enough change to open my front door. have to sleep in the porch again.
>Private police force in their purple uniforms beat the shit out of me in the night for being outside after curfew and take my rented suit
Thank god i voted UKIP
>>59942379
>emissions
>northerners actually think this is just banter
>they literally don't understand that they're second class citizens
kek
>>59942378
>tfw scouse
Quite literally an Anglo-Indian haha
if you aren't R1a you aren't english
southerners need not apply
>>59942402
Bloody hell I've got the same shirt
Good thing I was never stupid enough to go to uni haha
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MDUPZBaMO74
>6:10
fuck this bydlo actually tries it with her
>>59942373
so glad i'm not a yank
EY YO WAG ONE BRUV
WAT UP GIM SUM DAT TING TING YO
>SOUTHERNERS
Racists
>>59942438
fuck off lol i'm going to bed z
doing a skive
>>59942475
>bydlo
wouldn't say that lad
his video is filled with technological stuff
he's brave though, would never have done that myself
>>59942332
ONE THOSAND FOUR HUNDRED
1
4
0
0
FOURTEEN HUNDRED
>>59942498
typical northerner
Bit unhappy that this thread has descended into petty regional squabbles. We could be teaching the Tartan scum that the high road leads to England.
>why yes, m'lady, I am quite the expert on haplogroups
>>59942402
Thought this was someone I knew at first, I have an old friend who goes to Manchester and is probably going to kill themselves.
>>59942402
It's like reading my autobiography
i'm a d.va main
who gives a fuck where the sunni part of england ends and the shiite bit starts, talk about something else you tedious cunts
>>59942513
coz u've GOT to BE high to want to go to ENGLAND LOOL
#VoteConservative if you really do think it was poor and disabled ppl who broke the economy & should be punished accordingly
>nearly used up my internet already
Hold me lads
>>59942510
fuckin right mate
>>59942541
degenerate vegan autist?
>>59942332
As a proud Bristolian, I don't understand what your image is trying to convey.
Us Southerners are more English than any Northern scum, and yes some of us are brown, so what.
>>59942565
correct
Why do Northerners claim that the South is a paki shithole when the whole Rotherham incident happened?
>>59942423
The year is 2031.
You've just finished your 3 day work week and it's time to take a break with a nice relaxing four day weekend.
As you walk into your home, you are greeted by your wife, who is busy baking fresh bread and drinking a glass of organic local milk and three children who are working on their homework assigned by their private school. The aftermath of the 2015 election and the elimination of the welfare state had brought forth a new enlightenment and a cultural renaissance which had sparked a better society. Statist dissidents had tried to fight against it, but were met only with failure and were forced to acquire jobs in the booming economy.
As you sit down on your sofa to watch the news, your servo-bot approaches you. It stands there awaiting orders and nods it's head as if it already knows what you are thinking. Immediately, the servo-bot bolts off to the kitchen to bring you a cold beer that was made in Britain.
As it comes back and places the beer next to you, the news starts to talk about the ongoing colonisation of Mars by private enterprises. You start to drink your beer and say to yourself, "I'm so glad I voted for UKIP".
>>59942556
>he has limited internet
why?
this lad is brave as fuck
walking through the streets, recording random people, speaking to himself, speaking to random people
>>59942553
bit disingenuous this
Germany was a mistake
>>59942515
Celt detected
>>59942556
what are you doing on that fukken boa m8?
Will my superior southern accent get me laid when I head up to Glasgow next month?
Will people assume I'm rich?
>>59942604
Moving the goal posts
im a meme
>tfw from Nottingham
>could batter all the soft southerners
>richer than the poortherners
feels good
>>59942570
>Us Southerners are more English than any Northern scum
>yes some of us are brown
Way to kill your argument lad.
>>59942626
You are superior to them but their ignorance will cause them to dislike you. Sorry lad.
Who is black here
>>59942626
it will get you stabbed
>>59942570
rasheed
>>59942656
you
it's a pram for the record
>>59942513
But Northerners are just poorer Scottish people with miners lung.
how long until he dies?
>>59942608
He does all of this brave stuff, yet he still is a lonely foreigner with no friends. I wish i could help him.
>>59942606
because the egyptians are robbing cunts and their sim cards are fucking extortionate
>>59942625
waiting to go through the canal
>>59942626
Protestant or catholic?
>>59942670
pushchair
im a fucking smelly paki
>>59942656
I am Greek
>>59942570
Nice try Northern Norman.
>>59942671
Mr Macdonald?
>>59942711
Catholic
>>59942608
He is literally walking right up to peoples house and recording their doors and pigeons on the roof.
>>59942688
so you're sure he posted here right?
why is he even in ireland? how old is he
want to leave nice comments tb.h, feel really sorry
>>59942719
rasheed
>>59942719
How's life in the North?
>>59942695
What is your position crew-wise?
>>59942716
stroller
>>59942684
literally who?
>>59942719
rasheed
stay hydrated lads
>>59942777
t. Abdul from London
>>59942775
>>59942777
>>59942812
allahu fucking akbar init curry doner fifa bhangra hair gel
link this video then
>>59942828
t. Mohammed from Manchester
>>59942608
>>59942688
>>59942767
>>59942773
Who are you lads talking about?
>4 (four) Mancunian world boxing champions
How can the rest of the UK even compete?
Lads my cum doesn't actually ejaculate. It just oozes out like a volcano. Is this normal? pls dont call me weird pls
>>59942837
which one
>be southerner
>get KHAN'D
AHAHAHA
>>59942784
Just a cadet
>>59942849
fuking freak lamo
>>59942773
He posted the doughnut video and asked people to check it out, other than that didn't say much more in the thread. I think he's just a Russian immigrant and lives in Ireland, he has videos of St.Patricks day from 2014. Other than that don't know much else about him. He uploads regularly though.
Just get yourselves a Korean gf
>>59942833
Please calm down.
tfw no qt british gf
Why are northern women all so loud, hairy, obese and uncouth?
>>59942882
FOY
is there anything financial these fuckers have said WON'T be hit by brexit? i'm finding this hard to believe, even though i'm economically illiterate.
>>59942849
Stop masturbating
>>59942848
>best chance of a career growing up in Manchester is being a violent thug
truly the greatest city!
>>59942858
Southerners elected a paki
A paki
You literally can't make this up
>>59942820
hydrated with cum
>>59942878
what line is this
>>59942878
would genuinely rather impale my eardrums with relish forks
haha take a snicker you fucker, you seem a bit mad tBh
>>59942828
Higher percentage Muslim population in Bradford, Birmingham, and Blackburn than London. The North is literally Pakistan.
>>59942902
Calm down mortimer
>>59942846
A Russian lad who posted his review videos on brit a while back, i subscribed and feel sorry for him, he lives in Ireland I think
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MDUPZBaMO74
>>59942893
FOYMLF
>>59942874
>those 30,000 view videos with loads of dislikes
want to cry
won't sleep today
Whoah I'm the Indian lad and now I see people shitposting about me. Terrible gimmick desu.
>>59942883
>everything after the orange line is shit
makes sense desu
>>59942883
>green
best
>yellow
good lad
>orange
getting iffy
>red
wildlands
>dark red
stop
>black
hope has died
>want to get into plinking as a hobby
>parents would go mental if I ever brought an airgun into the hosue
>>59942943
indian? you were british 2 seconds ago
hmmm
>>59942943
Are you a southerner or a northerner?
Finish this now. Please. End this once and for all.
>>59942886
Beyond obesity, there is nothing wrong there.
>>59942921
More muslims in London than the population of those places combined.
>>59942848
Are you surprised that arguably the most violent and degenerate city in the UK raised good fighters? He probably learned it from watching all his stepdads beat his mum his whole life.
>>59942983
im bloody indian
>>59942957
>south liverpool inside orange north liverpool outside
it makes almost too much sense
>>59942983
I live in London, so I'm a southerner I suppose.
>>59942921
>London
>only 44.9 white
Pick two
best muse song?
I think in psychology they call this behaviour ingrouping and outgrouping
interesting left over intrinsic behaviour which would have had a clear functional purpose in the wild.
>>59943014
Actually its 60%
>>59943025
none
>manchester
>90% white
Pick two, southernshit.
>>59943025
plug in baby
>>59942990
More white people too. What do you know, places with a massively higher population have more of every demographic.
>Explaining basic logic to Northerners.
>>59942883
Ross-Shire sounds comfy
only the waves and high grass dancing with the wind
no pakis
only silence and nature's own routine
>>59943025
Depends on the mood, to be honest
Like the ending of The Globalist at the moment
doing a poo
>>59943046
more like %58 actually.
The South has London.
The North has Bradford, Birmingham, Leicester and Manchester
That's 1 Paki shithole vs 4
>>59942921
Northerners are in complete denial 2bh. Let's not forget that Leicester is literally more than 1/3rd Asian now.
They could have AT LEAST held on to the fact that they were white, but the truth is that aside from London, all the least white places in the country are in the north.
>>59942980
Fuck you munt, you know what I meant. I called myself Indian because that's what everyone is shitposting.
>>59942983
Ignore them not me. Like I said earlier I live in my London flat with a family estate up in Scotland. I don't really understand why you Brits are so angry at eachother, you're all cool Brits at the end of the day desu.
>>59943048
not a southern nancy but fuck off is it, manc is paki central
>>59943048
Mohammeds on suicide watch
>>59943014
Yeah it's a proper shit hole for sure, glad I dont live anywhere near it. But the fact remains, it has a smaller percentage of Mulsims than several Northern cities.
how does it feel that the english government pumps all its money into london
must feel like shit
>>59943025
gunmen of the apocolypse
or something like that
>>59943025
Sunburn
anime
>aussies are waking up
Was fun while it lasted but I'm out before /brit/ turns to /shit/. Night lads.
>>59943046
>counting gypsies, poles, and paddies
literally reaching
you're 44.9% british, and that's a fucking embarrassment
>>59943076
not that many pakis in manchester
more chinks than anything, chinks and poles
CHINKS
EVERYWHERE
>>59943048
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
i smell burnt curry
>>59942883
>>59943076
The south also has Luton, Jihadi central.
Balkanise England NOW
>>59943082
>manc is paki central
HAHAHAHAHAHA
You having a laugh, mate?
>pakis
>manchester
Pick one and only one.
need a bf now
hows this? eh? *kicks you right in the balkans*
>>59943163
gay
>>59943144
>Pakis
>Northerners
they're the same thing
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7RTAfjTTIj8
>>59943109
Yes, waking up and prepping for their long day of shitposting. Will be leaving too, night lads.
>>59943177
wow, you sexist. there are girls that browse 4chan, too, you know...
>>59943094
81.1% White British in my city
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2JQvT6Wx4kQ
>>59943144
ive been to manchester m8, theres like a 2mile strip that feels like the grand bazaar in baghdad
>>59943192
proofs?
>>59943182
>pakis
>southern mayors
They're the same thing.
>>59943144
>66% white
>15% asian
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Manchester
>>59943213
are you the lad in ireland
>mum grew up in the North
>she's part Paki
>dad grew up in the South
>he's part Paki
>I was born in Birmingham
>I'm part Paki
>>59943185
What shall we name this Russian lad, he's quite entertaining tbqh.
will never understand the scottish government
>lose referendum
>desperately look for excuse to hold another
you need one victory to be gone for good. it's dishonest to hold multiple in hope of getting lucky when the population only recently voted to stay in.
>>59943227
i have no idea what that is supposed to mean
>>59943215
>northerners can only point to london as a source of pakis, while the rest of the south is a verdant utopia
>you can pick literally any northern city and it's a paki ridden shithole with collapsing buildings and heroin accidents
>>59943237
ruslad
>>59943231
>paki
>stupid frog poster
im baffled
NOT! haha
>you will never befriend this russian fellow
sad tbqh
>>59943252
see >>59943185
russian lad in ireland with no friends who vlogs his life
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RUQXZL8h-XI
thought this was going to be funny but now I'm just depressed
housemate keeps wanking in the upstairs shower and blocking it
>>59943202
My entire county is 95% white. Rarely see any pakis at all in the cities.
>>59943252
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MDUPZBaMO74
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rf5S9ajxDMk
Explain why your countrymen are so strange, still entertaining.. but strange.
getting a bit annoyed that people still believe in the myth of the midlands, lads
birmingham are leicester and northern, they even have funny accents
>>59943263
this is a false statement
>>59943025
map of the problematique
Lads, I'm looking to teach high school science in England next year but I don't want to teach in London. Where do I go? Have a PhD if that helps.
>>59943296
I do this all the time
why cant we all just be friends
southerners and northerners uniting against the common enemy, the pakis
>>59943318
>high school
FOY
>>59943305
pic related
>>59943319
wish you wouldn't
>>59943288
>spouts shit ton of percentages
>not one source
ahh yes, the old 4chan user
any lads with 4 inch penises want to give me their postcodes? friend wants to know which direction to point and laugh in
me
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j4PTf7LgsIE
>>59943329
here here
sharon wild black cock
>>59943318
D O V E R
O
V
E
R
>>59943318
anywhere that isn't london?
cheshire is a nice place
>>59943329
i'd rather unite with the pakis against the northerners
Giving myself a trip for the time being so people know it's me when asking questions.
I still haven't had much advice on developing a British sense of humour from you cunts. It's just been terrible banter.
>>59943263
Except this isn't remotely true
Luton, Reading, Oxford are all largely non white.
But there are literally 2 million muslims in London anyway, there are 2.9 million in the UK ias a whole. The smalls towns in the north have populations of 60k, so 10,000 muslims moving up from London make it 15% muslim
>>59943337
He's not though, from the videos he seems to be quite intelligent.
>>59943318
Why? You'll earn more in Australia teaching. If you want to go to a nice area, go anywhere in the southwest, but probably not Cornwall because they're poor as fuck, wages there are a joke.
>>59943288
>whats the difference between a wagecuck and a condom?
>the condom only works 99% of the time
lol
>>59943351
this is how i picture most of you tbH
heartbreaking
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zV8A2xRSdYs
if gays and trannies apparently do not choose to be gay, then that must mean pedos don't choose to like children.
get fucked /brit/
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VmJA3ykEPWM
gf keeps putting herself on youtube
>>59943373
why not just go back to india
also fuck off with your trip
>>59943371
t. paki
>>59943379
high functioning autism exists
t. high functioning autist
>>59943350
7 inch, literally master race. Any bigger is too big, any smaller than 6 is a joke.
>>59943371
>Paki would rather unite with Pakis rather than Englishmen
No surprise here
>>59943351
>average_englishman.gif
>>59943373
how anglo-indian are you?
pic related is me
>>59943413
hes not autistic though
he talks to random women
>>59943412
>>59943424
you lads sound a bit worried
>>59943371
rasheed
>>59943417
FONT
>>59943394
Fucking feel so sorry for this lad, really hope he finds some friends. Poor Ruslad.
>>59943351
>the jontron meme
holy thats a funny
>>59942260
Anything east of Constantinople or Kiev you mean?
>>59943263
>York
94.3% White
>Leeds
85.1% White
>Sunderland
95.9% White
>Newcastle
81.9% White
Apart from Manchester and Birmingham, the major Northern cities are all far whiter than any southern paki hell hole.
I am an admirer of art. First and foremost the appreciation of our Mother Earth. Then my loving concern for the wildlife upon it. As far as people they can be the most difficult to admire due to the fact that not all are trustworthy. People along with power of their minds have over time completely altered their Mother's face. And have created so many dangers it astounds me with disappointment. At this point in time one would think they would be willing to be humbled. Yet they get offended by the truth and angry because of their great pride, which is also stated as the greatest downfall. I grow weary of quarreling with them as they don't seem to want to take anything seriously. They have destroyed a lot of trust with me as they attack me with anything and everything in their superficial judgments against me. The human race is still thriving yet they are the most difficult species to admire due to the unstability of their intentions. They have caused more pain than anything in creation.
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>>59943371
RASHEED
>>59943443
ah ok, then i do not know
>>59943434
fuck off????
>>59943439
one fucking drop shits the pool up that much
chtist
all that blonde hair and blue eyes, lost
The gucci man got out of prison lads
>>59943393
>>59943463
did you reply to me twice you insect
Northernistan:
- 80% Muslim and Paki
- 20% Papist and Taig
- Rundown industrial shithole
The South:
- 100% Protestant and White English
- Lush green fields and peaceful towns
- Blessed my God himself
>there are girls in this thread right now
Mind boggling
>>59943468
Haha I was scrolling and thought the thread had 5 replies instead of 5000 silly me
>>59943371
haha must be a paki. Southerner here. The north vs south stuff is all banter, and it mostly consists of joking about how many pakis they have. Northerner, Southerner, European, doesn;t really matter, but we all hate pakis.
>>59943468
t. butthurt belt
>>59943399
>>59943399
>>59943399
>>59943399
>>59943399
someone reply to this
who /true north/ here?
genuinely haven't seen a paki in 2 years, and that was a group of tourists from daan saaf
>>59943469
>"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""Cities"""""""""""""""""""""""
lol
>>59943478
let me suck your dick you autistic brony spastic bender :^]
>>59943411
Don't worry you shit I'm not going to become a tripfag. And because India is a shtihole desu.
>>59943439
I'm a cross between two different Anglo-Indian families, so I'm pretty damn white.
Also Anglo in the sense that we're Christians and don't really like other Indians all that much desu.
>>59943497
See >>59943469
Now fuck off Rasheed, we're full
>>59943497
Ah, the old "the north has more pakis than the south despite their literally being more pakis in a single area of London than every county in the north combined" meme. Very impressive.
