Newcastle edition
North > South
una vela
>>59943792
robert mugabe
una vela
God Save the Queen
theory: yank girls who like english men are as disilussioned as weaboos
:/
una vela
0161
so i went to microwave a good cuppa, but i accidently set it at 800W and it just fucken exploded haha
You lads really need to learn to love eachother desu.
>north for comfy englishness
>south for modern coolness
Pretty great mix desu
>>59943836
I always think this about the guys who shitpost about slav girls
>newcastle
>not new
>not a castle
>>59943854
>cuppa
STOP
>>59943836
wait, all english men don't have posh london accents and act like gentlemen all the time and wear a suit around? you must be fucking
theory: feels good being french but not having french people in france
i my country was nuked tomorrow and i was the sole survivor it would be an improvment desu ne
>>59943854
enjoy your CANCER from the RADIATION mate
>>59943860
fuck off paki
>>59943836
prolly yeh
>>59943860
fuck off paki
>>59943881
i'm not english that's why it's a theory
also please visit northern ireland
>The Poorth East
>>59943882
want me to write to putin asking him to nuke you?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o0L9pCvEkqU me
>>59943893
mate microwaves arent radioactive
i microwaved my nuts to make em bigger but it didnt work
Will NOT marry a girl if she's a spitter
>the North is "white"
>they still use words derived from old Norse words
>everyone knows Swedes and other Norsemen are the ultimate cucks
>therefore Northerners aren't white
Perfectly logical.
>>59943895
>>59943907
Like I said NOT PAKI.
>>59943862
I like Slav girls because I think they'd take advantage of me and that kind of turns me on.
>poocastle
>>59943910
delet this
>>59943919
I swallow lad ;) x giz a quick cuppa and I'll be on my way
>microwaves give you cancer
>tomatoes reduce the risk of cancer
so what happens, if I were to put some of those £12 cherry tomatoes from waitrose in a microwave for like 5 minutes on full power?
need to find this russian irish lad
>Poorthern """"""""""""""""""""""""""""""Ireland"""""""""""""""""""""""""
It like the North but with no redeeming qualities
>>59943913
pls let me 48 hours to take shelter in sub france 2.0 (UK) then proceed as planned
What's the 100% British way for making tea?
In India there's no bags or milk or sugar.
>>59943950
>It like the North but with no redeeming qualities
Why didn't you just say the south?
>>59943930
you are odd then
>>59943968
dash of milk
two sugars
>>59943968
i consider myself a british, if i do say so myself, and the way i microwave a good cuppa is with a microwave
>>59943968
They also make it using American Made Microwaves.
>>59943950
thanks for the attention but i could really go for a (You) haha
it's all the fault of the prods desu. a homogenous catholic ireland would be a pretty nice place
ruslad is endearing
feel hope and melancholy tingling in my soul watching this, especially the quiet part when he just follows the squirrel around and you hear the distant cityscape and happy couples going by
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sj5imClgbV4
>>59943938
speak like a normal human, slag
>>59943998
>cuppa
You're really pushing my buttons, Swede.
>>59943995
working class scum
>>59943968
teabag + hot water boiled in kettle
add sugar and a touch of milk
>>59943946
He'll never be found, he will upload for the rest of his life in solitary...
>>59943968
I always do tea with strawberry jam. Milk should not be used.
>>59943941
your chance of cancer stays the same
I'm 18, what are the odds of me finding a gf who is still a virgin? I'm not interested in normie, fake tan wearing, night club attending, selfie whoring girls so you can take them out of the equation.
just took the water out of the microwave
need a teabag
>trying to buy warhammer
>steam is down
>>59944021
NEET melt
>>59943968
microwave your cuppa on 800W
>>59944038
0
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>>59943968
also you must drink it out of a ceramic mug
>>59944006
>tfw speak russian
have unlocked half of his videos
>trying to microwave a good cuppa
>microwave is down
puttin me cuppa in the miccy for like 5 min innit
>>59944056
>cuppa
Don't say that word, yank.
>>59944038
decent but not high
certainly do able though
>>59944050
:o
*gasps*
How did you know
>>59944038
it's actually a little under 50%
chin up
also nothing wrong with a girl who's been with a couple guys
>trying to get a blowjob
>your mom is already down
>>59943995
>>59943998
>>59944028
Sorry lads but George Orwell PROVES that we make it the correct way.
jk actually prefer it with milk and sugar, too bitter without.
>>59944032
What? Like literally dunking jam in the tea?
>>59944060
I know that but I prefer using a flask desu.
>>59944070
>cuppa
This is the last fucking time. You aren't going to like what happens if you say that again, Swede. LAST fucking warning.
this thread is FAR too political
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-36390898
hmm, how could we stop these deaths. perhaps by discouraging them from boating over? nah haha we have to save them from war :))))
I feel like being a smoker is significantly reducing the chances of getting a gf. I want to quit for that reason, but fuck smoking feels good and I literally love it.
>>59944101
>jk
had me for a loop there, my indian-only friend
>>59944095
t. dirty aids ridden slag
>>59943968
so just water in India? does it come straight form the Ganges as well?
nah in all seriousness:
>boil kettle (or microwave if you're feeling cheeky)
>tea bag in cup (earl gray for mornings, Yorkshire for rest of the day, or another brand)
>as many sugars as you want, or none
>poor water in once boiled almost to the top allowing for a little milk, and leave to brew for at least 1 minute
>squeeze the teabag in cup with spoon then dump it
>add milk stir.
can't believe making something as simple as tea took that much writing.
>>59944113
the royal navy should be sent out to personally escort them to their new homes in Britain
>>59944105
So sorry
>>59944095
>nothing wrong with a turbo whore when you are a virgin lad haha xx
don't believe his lies
you deserve no less that a 10/10 pure qt virgin lad
if you don't get one just blow yourself up in a crowd
that's how me and the lads do it lmao
Reminder only about 10% of the 'refugees' are Syrian
They are mostly Afghans, North Africans, etc who are taking advantage of the situation
>>59944038
yes, but you're far more likely to find one that is too shit to get sex than one that abstained
>>59943968
I just shove teabags up my arse and keep them there for an hour
Am I allowed to put choco spread and preserves on crumpets lads?
If it's wrong I will swear to you I will not do it.
about to fuck this indian in his poo hole
>>59944150
racist daily ukip nigel mail farage
>>59944100
>mom
FUCK
OFF
YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANK
>indian in the thread
>no poo in the loo
hmm
>>59944101
yes, you boil water, put the tea leaves into the pot, then do the water over them, add strawberry jam, and then leave it a little to mix and then you pour it out into your cup and drink it like that.
>>59944160
nah put it on bagels and that too mate
>>59943931
Oh right, yalreyt?
Just looked it up actually, it originated in Darbeh. Thought it was Yorkshire because of that Arctic Monkeys song.
>>59944150
but they are fleeing horrendous life conditions john!
like not having benefits and electricity
how can you be so heartless!!!!
glorious cheshire above all
>>59944160
Don't you fucking dare.
>>59944150
are afghans not refugees now?
>>59944069
Tbh I was thinking of trying to learn Russian, that's why i watched all his videos, could only make out a few words though, not enough to understand.
>>59944100
>mom
FOY
Josie is snuggly wuggly all tucked up tight in bed eager to face the challenges of casual friday at work tomorrow before splashing some cash on a big tray of yank doughnuts and buying the love of her coworker
Really can't decide if I want to kill my boss or smoke a blunt with him
>>59944186
>>59944178
I'm actually Syrian myself
>>59944193
Only parts of Afghanistan are affected
They can easily drive 10 minutes to the next safest part
>>59944150
never understood why they couldn't just hire a couple hundred syrians to ensure that these people are actually from syria
i mean, they would be able to tell from accent and their knowledge of the country, right? it wouldn't exactly be difficult
>>59944160
Why ruin it?! just butter will do mate.
Respond to this you fucking melt.
>>59944217
dont care
>>59944226
Oh so the Taliban and the US-led coalition have left?
gonna start griming
my name?
c-uppa of course
What the fuck is a melt??
>>59944182
I've heard online that Russian or maybe it was Serbs (all the same thing anyway, right?) have tea and honey? Is this true? can you confirm?
>>59944038
0%
if you don't have one at this point then you've missed out and will just have to settle for someone who spent these years sleeping around
you're going to spend the rest of your life alone or secretly resenting your SO because she affirms you as a failure who had to settle
there's a really fucking loud helicopter near me
bit unsettling ngl
>>59944120
Anglo-Indian actually, my cucked friend :) Even India hates Muzzies.
>>59944138
Well I'm from the other side of the country so not for me. Wouldn't surprise me if the Wogs on the other side did though.
>>59944156
kek
>>59944191
>>59944242
okay i wont
absolutely love the idea of anal lads
the girl is taking it in her arsehole and you know she doesn't like it but you force it in there like you're forcing back in a shit and plunging it out as you get to watch her face grimace
>>59944285
yes, you can do that as well, but I prefer jam
>>59944252
Frowned upon this post. Frown frown frown
>>59944270
what is "cup" in Swedish, would there be a translation for "cuppa"?
>>59944293
MICROWAVE YOUR DRIVES NOW
>>59944294
>my cucked friend
you hit a nerv, ouch
>>59944308
say that to my fume ultra greatsword not online
>>59944217
what do you work as
Why are abnormie girls always fat as fuck? It's fucking depressing, they'd make excellent gf material and they'd actually be pretty if they lost weight, but I'm simply not attracted them. I just don't get it, they must actually sit around and eat all day. I used to be fat as fuck and that's all I did, but as soon as I started simply not eating and sitting around all day instead I lost a fuck ton of weight and now I'm skinny. Why can't they do the same, it's not hard god damnit.
Might make a risky investment and get with a fatty and hope loses weight.
feel a bit more comfortable being myself now
JUST
>>59944315
a cuppa while youre at it, thanks
commanding the runts to man the microwaves
preparing for mass cuppa synthesis
>>59944294
another trip fucking faggot
are you aware you are a fucking homo attention whoring bitch you slutboy your mother basically lick cocks all day long in her mind
fucking autist shit
stop tripfagging you eunuch piece of shit
Cup of = kopp av, so logically koppa
>>59944187
Fantastic post, truly the GOAT county
>>59944314
kopp is it in norwegian
me and mum x
>>59944356
i dont know
i used translate.google.com and it says the swedish translation for "cuppa" is "cuppa".
>>59944038
They exist.
To be honest mate its not that important. Consider yourself lucky that you have a gf that you like.
why do we pay so much tax, yet every fucking thing in the country that's not in a major city barely works and is underfunded to shit
Russia is #1
I would like to see a northerner complain about the South without including the Greater London area, which makes up a very small percentage of the reigon. Everything south of London is better than Everything north of London.
t. Dad lives in Yorkshire, mum lives in the southwest. Lived in both. Southwest is exponentially nicer.
Reminder that UKIP actually seeks closer ties with the Commonwealth (India), and wants more immigrants to be skilled (like doctors) :)
Not that that matters for matters to me because I'm Anglo-Indian and my family generally disliked a lot of other Indian groups.
>>59944318
Was it the same nerve that Muhammed hurt whilst he tore your asshole Sven?
>>59944355
Calm down I literally said earlier I'm not becoming a tripfag. Do you think that I could make a frog and snail curry Frenchie? Just joking because not even I would eat something that disgusting.
>>59944397
Good question.
>>59944382
no shit, it's a slang so it is the same in the translator, somolian sven.
>>59944397
We pay fuck all tax in this country
>>59944382
>I don't know
Are you not fucking Swedish?
change to this >>59944358
What's with this gimmick of lads having their pictures taken in clubs and in the picture they're stood with a drink in their hand, not smiling? Is smiling uncool now or something? They look like twats in those pictures
>>59944397
The bonkers the bonuses
>>59944341
myself to the extreme probably isn't a good thing to be
>>59944409
reee
stop speaking to me you inferior mudskin
reeee
>>59944415
i was gonna make a pun but you can forget that now (funny one too)
>>59944420
Do you actually believe that?
>>59944329
They are feminine *because* they are fat, if they lost the weight, they'd soon gain confidence and become more picky.
The problem is social media in general raising all women's opinion of themselves constantly
>>59944401
thanks sven
SEVENTEEN THIRTY EIGHT
AY
>>59944425
So they look propa hard like Jamie Vardy or something
>>59944459
you're about 2 years late
>>59944409
i don't give a shit where the immigrants come from, what i care about is the number. 330,000 is fucking unacceptable from a party which has been in power for so long and has promised to put it down to tens of thousands. if voting to leave is all i can do to finally make them take fucking notice then that's what i'm going to do.
>>59944445
Bit mean there France.
>>59944425
always smile in my photos, don't like showing my front teeth much, though. Had my right front tooth kicked out some years back, got a fake one there now. No one has ever noticed it, but I feel like it's obvious.
>>59944473
>NI fulfills his duty of being the successive gigarorke
very good
praying that we don't leave the EU
>>59944473
They promised their ambition would be to get it down to 10s of thousands
>>59944473
You just know women are going to vote overwhelmingly to stay in and we'll get cucked like the austrians
>>59944466
Jamie Vardys a fucking chav, good player though.
Doing a sad
this alri cuppa lad guy is an immigrant from south europe ofcourse he cannot speak swedish
>>59944445
Hahahah you're literally making frog noises.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3qwU1LQZA5g
Remeber I'm Anglo and I'll go Blenhiem on your arse.
>>59944473
Yeah m80 I agree that number is too high.
>>59944473
This. Anyone who voted tory is a worthless waste of space, a hapless cuck.
>>59944495
Still afraid the sun's going to go supernova?
>>59944492
>fake one
WEW what is it like
isn't it whiter than the other teeth
does it fall out
>>59944511
Go home
>>59944494
i'm not being a fucking rorke you scum. race is not a factor in my decision making.
>>59944510
I can speak sweedish.
Hergie dergie schmergie :DDD
>>59944504
Did you not get invited to his party mate?
reminder that the other swede is the guy who spammed cuckold and poopoo
reminder that im the official swedish poster of brit and that you can get out cunt
>>59944507
what's up lad?
>>59944503
Literally every woman I know is voting to stay, apart from me mum because she's a legend and she listens to me.
Moving to Newcastle in September
Is it nice?
>>59944541
I have. My ancestral home of Britain lad.
>>59944194
>drinking chlorine water
cat deserved it
>>59944563
me on the right
ruslad should write the new Ulysses, a russian and sincere take on the irish city.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-M-aUTULOqo
>>59944510
how similar is Swedish to Norwegian? I was learning Norwegian for 4 months and then I tried talking to Norwegians in the Norwegian thread and they just started insulting me over and over. So gave it up.
>>59944583
can translate anything if you want lad
Went downstairs for something to eat and I've been stood in the kitchen shitposting for 30 minutes. Haven't even made anything to eat yet for fucks sake.
>>59944579
edgy dude
Can hear an owl getting raped outside
@59944555
You're not Swedish, you don't even speak the language, You pretend to be Swedish and British, yet you're Somalian.
No one reply to this prick.
doing a cry
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eXAng-KC-M8
>>59944589
>I was learning Norwegian for 4 months and then I tried talking to Norwegians in the Norwegian thread and they just started insulting me over and over. So gave it up.
:(
>>59944589
If you have a good understanding of one language you can quite easily make sense of the other
>330k is too high
According to what???
>>59944617
poof twat
>>59944617
WHAT is the matter ffs I already asked you what's up
>>59944602
whats the gist of his vlogs?
>>59944589
very similar
>>59944403
by the same estimation i could compare luton to cheshire
>You're not Swedish, you don't even speak the language
ah ok better talk swedish in /brit/ general
>>59944589
if you understand norwegian you understand like 80 % swedish and vice versa but swedish is easier 2 learn brah
redpill me on Caramell Dansen
>>59944644
just life in ireland
Reply to this, muppet.
are louie
going to bed lads night night x
>>59944589
You literally let that stuff affect you? I thought that Russians were meant to be tough. Lad if I let that happen I'd have killed myself by now. Remember it's just banter.
>>59944602
can you?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MDUPZBaMO74
What's he saying at 11:10??
>>59943862
Why are so many western Europeans obsessed with Slavic girls? No girls seem that interested in Slavic men.
how does /r9k/ simultaneous manage to be the best and worst board
>>59944537
It's a bridge, they typically fall out after three years of use, then they cement it back on, but I think I'm going to pay a couple of grand for an implant next year. And nah, they match your teeth colour with the fake one, the colour is barely distinguishable at all, but I think it looks bigger than it should be. It's come out twice, once was super embarressing, I was with a girl I was dating at the time, in a restaraunt, I bit into the biscuit that comes with the coffee, and it snapped off. I thought there was something in the biscuit, so I instinctively spat it out, and it was my tooth. She saw the whole thing. I wanted to die. Luckily she was cool and laughed about it, we carried on dating for a couple of years after. The other time my mate punched it out in a drunken drama fight we had lol.
>>59944662
>Caramell Dansen
is this 2004
Going to bed. Night, lads.
>>59944684
ironic posts and literal autists
stop calling me fucking mate yeah? I'm not your mate
>stop calling me fucking mate yeah? I'm not your mate
no one even said anything you sperg
>>59944558
Family is depressed to the point where all of them have cried this month.
I have no mates living near me.
20 y/o virgin who's one and only gf lasted 2 weeks before she moved away to avoid me (most likely)
>>59944702
calm down there mate.
>>59944684
people at the bottom of the dating game see things how they really are and actually understand women better than most average guys, but they are wierd autists unable to change and so hate on "Chad" rather than self improving
>>59944684
went to shit when normies realised they could go there and get free attention. i literally see r9k frequenylu being mentioned on other websites.
>>59944702
How about cunt?
>>59944724
I am NOT your mate
>>59944677
Is there a thread for this?
>>59944649
>>59944721
why is your family depressed? for your sake?
>>59944677
>and another one
>only in ireland, woah
>here sit some pidgeons
>jesus christ
>only in the irish capital can you have 1 floored houses(?)
>this isn't real snow
>>59944728
shouldn't type in the dark hahaha
>>59944732
incredibly epic post above
post your poo lad
Elton John is over rated
>>59944743
Their own reasons really. By far I'm the least of their worries.
>tfw your lesbian oneitis starts telling you about the girl she likes
OH BOY
FUCKING JOY
>>59944733
Listen mate, what you need to understand is about good ol' Britian is that you have your mates and then you have you mate. It's like your mates are your real mates, then you have stranger wankers like you mate. do you understand where I'm going with this mate, cause i don't have time for all this faffin.
How long do you reckon itll take to get to >>60000000?
>>59944742
ska du inte breva din cuckporrsamling, ditt jävla cp?
>>59944728
what other websites (wont judge just curious)
>>59944782
I know this feel.
Me having lunch
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>>59944757
incredibly epic post above
post your microwave sweet tea and burger lad
>>59944735
no.
Any good films out in the cinema
>>59944795
was watching a twitch stream when i saw some autists start mentioning it in chat. was a pretty popular stream too.
I just had a deja vu moment and think I might get a call about my parents dying now because I am pretty sure I saw this moment in a dream.
this fox looks like vardy
Any good cinema out on film
normies haha
>>59944744
How do you know Russian lad?
>>59944851
watch out for the furries
>>59944807
come on, you must have taken a picture of your favourite poo or biggest poo or something right? indian culture literally revolves around the poo
>>59944848
All Slavic people must be together,Thanks Russia for Peace.Greetings from Sweden.We are with you......
want to be a cute animal in the next life
>>59944727
People on /r9k/ have absolutely no idea what women are like. I'm amazed they even have mothers. The way they talk about women as if they are entirely self serving creatures is utterly delusional. They pushed you out their cunt, destroyed their body image, and changed your shitty underwear for years. Not all women are cunts.
>>59944875
thankyou sven
>>59944848
let us know if anything happens, hope they're alright mate x
I'm a green, debate me
>>59944860
got em
>>59944882
Want to be a qt girl
>>59944882
Idiot
You were an animal in the past life and got promoted up to a human and you want to be an animal again??
planning a willy pull
>>59944875
>Votes for the leftists and begs for a communists revolution with Russia
ahh yes
>>59944882
It sucks
haha
>>59944872
comeone, you must have taken a picture o your favourite gun or biggest burger or something right? american culture literally revolves around diabetes and school shootings
>>59944798
>>59944782
IM DUMB SHES A LESBIAN
I THOUGHT I HAD FOUND THE ONE
