Sverigetråden edition
Do Russians count as JFs?
>this whole OP
gonna do a sleep
>sweden
>white
pick 1
>BRITS
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA
me
Först
*spreads my wings and flies*
>>59945515
i pick
>sweden white
what do i win?
>>59945479
I would fire my fucking arrow from my longbow right into your agincourt if you know what I mean
no frenchie
Just done a wank to this lads
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=73TMQzTEnw0
I've reached a new low
YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAS
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>>59945528
>>59945525
>>59945516
>>59945515
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>>59945540
you're a cheeky curry wanker but i'll allow it
What the fuck is going on here
>>59945557
ALL me
me
Goggggggggggggggggg
Normies just don't know how gangster we really are
Är ni taggade inför EM?
>>59945566
/brit/ is now a multicultural thread free of hate
my gf
>>59945584
>>59945566
>>59945557
veronica maggio sotpaj
>>59945584
nej
Holy shit guys don't tell anyone. I am an American visiting L O N D O N. I just realized on my last day here that I could come here and post with a UK flag. Don't tell anyone my flag is fake.
lads what do I do if I think I am genuinely a pedophile? besides kill myself
my bf
>>59945584
English or out.
>>59945634
literally see a shrink and take steps to ensure you don't offend
>>59945634
Soak yourself in race fuel and light yourself a cigarette
>>59945634
Just control yourself?
How do I lucid dream?
>>59945634
Download Tor browser
I can't say anything else for legal reasons
>>59945654
touche mon pénis jusqu’à l'éruption finale sale pédéraste :^]
this is the gf , she is VERY cute
>>59945670
I think you drink cranberry juice, either that or Mango juice. All i know is one of the juices helps you lucid dream, it does something to your brain.
>>59945658
I already see a psychiatrist for antidepressants
would be a bit odd to just bring it up
I'll just keep to myself I think
>>59945605
jätte söt hehehh.... old slag
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jMhZH9CoWZU
>>59945677
sounds à bit gay desu
>>59945670
for me it comes naturally
you kind of have to have an interesting day in order for your brain to actually have an interesting dream
>>59945688
this is cute
>>59945677
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q8Gkn9hvejY
gf with her friends
gf in the middle
>>59945734
why's she so sweaty
>>59945670
I lucid dream all the time and iv got no explanation
>>59945670
take this 30 min before sleep.. ok...
http://www.gymgrossisten.com/1/sv/artiklar/zma-harcore-160-caps
>>59945721
tfw lost my folder
>>59945771
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IAvLfrHqWU0
>Cencer Lancer
>where the fuck I get the full song
absolute madman
>>59945771
that is a shame
>>59945754
I tend to slip through it before falling into a deeper sleep
At some point I realize that I'm dreaming and have some or total control but eventually I usually lose control and wake up in the morning.
>>59945788
CUTE
U
T
E
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oy3MzLRKRik
>tfw can accurately tell someones personality and what they're like just by their face
genuinely thought everyone was able to do this
>>59945799
my dreams are normally terrifying
>>59945816
do me
what should I tug the willy to lads
>>59945828
latin milf orgies
>>59945826
Worst welsh accent
>>59945828
your mother
What's YOUR favourite thing about the British Empire lads?
>>59945828
my gf
me on top
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MtUKXyLERoM
>>59945828
black shemales fucking white girls
Always autistic gook cartoon posters and JF's in the small hours. I'll leave you literal nonces to it.
>>59945828
shemales fucking guys
>>59945867
poor froggie ;_;
Y U DO DIS?!!!
Why do some white people have yellow fever?
>>59945867
reminds me of reeee
>>59945877
Fuck them cunts. I watch some anime on the dl, but the guys that like watching anime of little girls creeps me out
>>59945799
I keep having nightmares were fucked up shit is happening but i know i'm dreaming so it doesnt bother me
At the end of the nightmare i'm unable to move so i start thrashing about and shouting wake up
Always wake up moving about and sweating
Proper scary like
>>59945877
nothing wrong with jfs this is an international board you know
Anyone here seen Dogface?
Got Matt King in it
>>59945907
sounds like a broken version of sleep paralysis
every time i travel i wear my swedish pants, swedish singlet, swedish snapback just to let the dirty foreigners know who the fuck their dealing with!!!!!
>>59945893
Using public toilets
>>59945856
That most of it went to shit as soon as we let it go.
>>59945877
>come to an international board on an american site
>complain about foreigners being there
>>59945877
JFs are the best part of /brit/
fuck off yank
too many JFs in here for me
>>59945816
why do you keep posting this? of course facial features can reflect personality, it's largely the facial expressions that those people create, which are an indication of their mood and mindset, it's body language. Why do you think Disney Villains always have jagged, sharp facial features. You're not special, not in any other sense than special needs anyway.
>>59945943
It always happens in different scenarios
>>59945949
Proof that the British way is the only way.
>>59945970
utter bollocks
http://www.strawpoll.me/10320052
http://www.strawpoll.me/10320052
Important poll
>>59945970
Its nothing to do with facial expressions you stupid mong
>You're not special
literally everyone says I'm mental because of it so yes I am special you insect runt
You are the jealous mug from the last thread I can tell
>>59945970
fuck off.
>>59945921
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>>59945955
the nonce cartoons were really the focal point of my post. JF's are well and good, but not entirely JF's. Gook nonces on the other hand, would do the world a favour by sticking their head in the oven.
I could knock every single one of you soft cunts out cold if I wanted to
Nighty night lads. I'm going to get rid of this trip and you'll lads will never be able to tell when I'm in your midst
that boy needs therapy
>>59946002
i sincerely approve
anime/kpop genocide when?
>>59946032
indians are actually ok
smart and genius people have quite specific faces tbf. like you can see they are really smart just by their facial features weirdly
>>59946004
you fat american piece of shit you wouldnt be able to run 10 meters go lick some jewish mens ass
>>59946032
Good night brit fucking shits
>indians are actually ok
>>59946035
you've been in our thread too long pierre it's time to go back to /fr/
might have din dins with the waifu tonight
Whats a JF please lads?
>>59946004
An ul get sparkd out n all ya little bell end
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>>59946001
>People hiow have a permenant scowl aren't usually angry people
>People who smile a lot aren't usually jolly
>People with a dazed look aren't usually stupid
It's body language you fucking cretins, if you can't read it, you're literally autistic. That's one of the defining traits of autism, the inabilty to read body language and facial expressions.
>>59946000
Nah saw you post it in a thread a few days ago. It's very often easy to tell if a person is mean or not by looking at them, or stupid for that matter. Do you think you have a super power or something? You're a spacker m8
>>59946084
You do realise he's talking about Indian Indians right? Not American Indians.
Who am I kidding, you're retarded dumb cunt yank, ofcourse you don't.
>>59946119
Johnny foreigner you Johnny foreigner.
>>59946123
Facial expression and this thing is entirely separate
You are a jealous mug because you don't have the gift
Go and cry into a corner you pathetic insect runt mug dog
was coming home from my mates and they closed loads of roads for road works and i got lost and it took me an hour to get home with what should have been a 15 minute journey aha what am i like xx
>>59946095
>go back to /fr/
under torture i would
otherwise never
/fr/ is all around less fun
>>59946127
>America doesn't have actual Indians
how's that for an assumption mr. smart arse
>>59946127
no I didn't realize at all, that's why I posted a picture of an indian from india you fucking dumb shitskin
Reminder that ethnicity being tied to nation is an archaic concept
It's time to elvolve past old ways of thinking if we ever want to achieve world peace
>>59946035
ASAP
>>59946119
jolly foreigner
>>59946153
and you're only frenching up the place.
>>59946170
world peace is overrated
>>59946170
Is world peace another name for an islamic caliphate Mr Muslim?
i hate usa
>>59946145
You sure seem angry. All those mean words, you must literally have a face like a Disney villan, by your logic that is.
i love sweden
>>59946192
this
amazing how obsessed foreigners are with us, i couldn't imagine posting in a general thread of another country
what problems do hindus and sikhs cause in the UK? genuinely believe multiculturalism could work if it wasn't for the fucking stone age muslim cunts
Just saw her on Tinder lads
>>59946183
let's be tbf here if i had a union jackoff
there's no way you could tell me from a regular scottish untermensch
>>59946217
why do you want people who aren't white in this country?
>>59946154
I didn't imply that did I you fucking shit?
Just a joke wasn't it?
>>59946163
Are you okay? You genuinely seem upset that I'm part Indian and someone said that we were okay and that I made a bit of banter. I was just joking, didn't really think you were actually THAT RETARDED YOU DUMB MUNT. Apologies.
>>59946224
now you know she is looking to fuck random strangers she found online. how does it feel?
>>59946232
You'd then scot up the place. Which is in some ways is worse.
>>59946217
Sikh's are lads. Don't know about the cow worshippers desu.
>>59946242
well it was a joke that fell FLAT on your face you nonce
>>59946242
>Who am I kidding, you're retarded dumb cunt yank, ofcourse you don't.
>ARE YOU OK DUDE YOU SEEM ANGRY LOL U BUTTHURT DUDE IT WAS JUST BANTER
hmmm
gotta sleep
love you nigels
god does the queen
>>59946213
US is charitable. We like to give you's to poor and autistic countries.
>>59946259
gf told me about cows
>>59946279
i love paris
<3
>>59946244
It feels bad I tell you
>>59946213
thats mainly because you probably don't know other languages
>>59946279
pay respect to the queen or DON'T POST HERE YOU FRENCH CUNT REEEEE
>>59946224
Fuck women. My plan in life it to gym and become celibate and cock block girls who approach me
>>59946282
Why aren't you in /cum/ then?
>>59946306
>Fuck women
hehe yeah thats the plan hehehe
>>59946217
Multiculturalism works when said cultures have something to bring to the table. The blacks brought good music, art, decent food. Multiculturalism by definition is the mixing of cultures, Islam isn't really a culture as much as it is an anticulture. It condemns any way of life that is not Muslim, denounces other cultures, to a point where things as innocent as music are forbidden. It is literally incompatible with other cultures, it has nothing to bring to the table, because everything within their culture is specifically for Muslims, and against non Muslims.
>>59946295
nah mainly because i don't give a fuck about foreigners or what goes on in their countries
Going back to America to my parents shared villa in Florida in July lads. We get it for 3 weeks a year (we go every year so it's way cheaper than renting every time). But the holiday homes are right amongst normal houses and the neighbours are super friendly and don't leave us alone. Why are Americans so cheery all the time? It's nauseating
>>59946260
Nah I got it desu lad. Just a bit of banter innit?
>>59946272
That's literally British humour though you dumb cunt yank. I'm typing all this up while actually quite jolly and am only teasing, while you on the other hand genuinely seem mad about some comments made towards you on an Indian Shitting Street. See, that was some self deprecating humour, learn not to have a more raw arse than me after I have a curry.
>>59946356
FOB
>>59946321
Too many girls have pissed me off to care about them anymore. Join the celibacy club brother and resit the foul fishy pink tacos
Tim Tum here
What did she mean by this?
really want to move to england lads and vote labour so i can get bennies
A word has weight when it rings true
>>59946408
that sounds cute
>>59946408
If that's a girl stop talking to her.
anyone seen thailad today? I have a question for him
Talking to a girl who I have suspicions is actually retarded
I kept suggesting websites for her to upload a video file to, and she rejected them ALL because she had never heard of them, even though clearly she wouldn't have heard of any of them anyway.
Then she wanted me to make a video explaining how to upload a file.
And then today, I told her I was watching a sketch show. Doesn't even know what a sketch show is. Fucking hell desu lads.
>>59946360
>he doesn't just go and chill in america for a few weeks every summer
if you've got a nice accent they'll basically suck your dick it's amazing lad
>Who am I kidding, you're retarded dumb cunt yank, ofcourse you don't.
>didn't really think you were actually THAT RETARDED YOU DUMB MUNT
>dumb cunt yank
>just banter, not actually mad. I AM NOT MAD. let me teach you about banter, since I am quintessentially british
any1 wanna kiss x
>>59946330
not islamists are radicals you know, some of them can accept other cultures
>>59946423
He got aids from being fucked in the ass by two lady boys in a hostel
>>59946422
Why
>>59946358
you're making me cringe really badly, stop being such a tryhard, or at least remove your trip, you prat.
>>59946437
are you a girl?
x
>>59946423
he'll be here in a couple of hours if he isn't fucking underage ladyboys
>>59946448
Celibacy
>>59946438
Don't lie to me, you've been doing that to the world for too long Mr.Shekelstein.
>>59946432
FOB
fancy a panini
>>59946435
>>59946449
Bye-bye you wankers :)
I say that with real love to the banter we just had. It was just banter to you lads right? You guys weren't really that anally outraged right? Right?
>>59946473
*tips monastic crown*
might try a wank with a finger up the arse
might go back to that autistic "medieval times" thing they have in florida this summer where you watch mock battles while you eat. i asked a waiter for a fucking fork and it seems their gimmick is that you have to eat everything with your fingers to make it feel more old school. weird af desu. pretty sure medieval people had knives and spoons
>>59946480
doing what
Reading Harry Potter for the first time. Very comfy x
>>59946519
Doubt there are many 6'5 monks. That is actually a good idea and i should do that
Gotta power through 1 more day to get paid
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=btPJPFnesV4
just came on me own face by accident lads lol
I wish I was Louis Theroux
>>59946614
Everyone does
>>59946614
I bet that he's secretly fucked his cousins wife. Look her up.
>>59946438
Nah mate. You have the radical islamists, then you have the moderates who defend the radicals, the very best you can hope for with a Muslim, is that they are nice to your face. But you know inside, they believe you're going to burn in hell for being evil. Islam is cancer, the religion itself has a heavy political element to it (Jihad, Sharia). The moderates you talk about are STILL muslims, and STILL believe Sharia law to be the best law for mankind, and believe Muhammad to be the ideal image of man, a war monger and a paedophile. Islam never had a reform, there was an attempt to reform it, to modernize it, but they were slaughtered by ther traditional Muslims before it caught on, so it has remained 500 evolutionary years behind the other religions.
It's dangerous, and by allowing moderates a free pass, we're allowing Islam to grow, creating more radicals. And how do you think those moderates will act when they are the majority? You think if there was a vote to turn a country into a caliphate, run by Sharia law, they would vote against it?
No, they are only peaceful while they are the minority.
>>59946637
I don't
>>59946614
He must never get bored
>>59946588
>tfw remember my mum reading the first book to me in 1997
>>59946652
FOY
>>59946614
HOI
>>59946503
No, I hadn't previously engaged you at all. You're not remotely offensive, just embarrassing. You're trying way too hard.
my art project is shit lads so I've done 6k words to accompany it better get in bastard uni ffs
OH NO DIARRHEA ALL OVER THE CARPET WHY DID I FART NAKED
just burped up sick
>>59946660
me too x
>>59946706
sicky burp
>>59946707
Stop stealing my gimmick x
>>59945670
>Lie perfectly fucking still for 30 minutes
>Breathe like you're asleep
>Close eyes
>Ignore ALL urges to scratch
You need to trick your body to go into sleep mode while maintaining consciousness. It's difficult as fuck and I only ever manage it by accident. I get so freaked out when I enter the first stages of it (sleep paralysis) that I force myself to wake up. It's like fighting off a ghost that weighs a tonne
>>59946685
shut the fuck up you literal child
>>59946706
was it really acidy? Always burns my throat real bad when it happens to me
>Objectives
>Operation Black Vote is a non-partisan political campaign, supported by a broad coalition of organisations.
>Our main objectives are:
>to urge our communities to register to vote;
>to enable minority communities to claim our place in British democracy;
>to demonstrate a collective community potential that could significantly influence the outcome in many seats at the General Election;
>to present politicians with the reality of what it means to be belong to a minority group in Britain and to compel them to address racial inequality;
>to encourage them to recognise our unique perspective and positively promote the cultural diversity of British society in the best interests of society as a whole.
>>59946660
I read one of them, and then my Dad came back from prison and burned them all for being satanic so I never got to read the rest.
>>59946717
is that a song by the white stripes?
What the hell is a JF
Tried to stop getting pass out drunk every single night and the withdrawals were absolutely fucking terrifying hahahaha. I was hallucinating insects climbing the walls whilst shaking and sweating despite feeling freezing. What larks!
>>59946588
Well I just finished Douglas Adams' books and am starting Discworld tomorrow. Hope you enjoy.
>>59946729
i'm a 29 year old mature student mate
>>59946732
>>>to present politicians with the reality of what it means to be belong to a minority group in Britain and to compel them to address racial inequality;
this annoys me
what racial inequality? literally what.
Any racial/cultural divide is self imposed, there is zero institutional racism
dunno what there is to complain about
>>59946742
>satanic
Are Orthodox Christians that insane?
>>59946793
t. middle class white male from leafy home counties village
>>59946002
this
>>59946796
>Russian
They're insane by default even before you consider religious dogma
hacked the oneitises facebook
>>59946725
>Sleep Paralysis
I hate it so much. Mine have gotten much worse as I've gotten older. I get full on audio hallucinations with mine. Like I'm trying really hard to wake up and move, or even breathe deeply, but I can't, then people start screaming my name, telling me to get up, makes me panic, then I hear my doorbell ring over and over again, my phone ring, my alarm tone, and I really start freaking out. When I eventually snap out of it I always bolt up gasping for air. It's fucking hideous.
>>59946796
He converted to Evangelical Christianity.
>>59946773
fuck off. I bet you sleep with women
>>59946732
A daily reminder that this was designed by a jew.
>>59946667
HOEIIII
>>59946822
you couldnt be more wrong
>>59946840
What the fuck is a JF anon? Only you can help me, I'm just a stupid newfag you see; I've no idea
>>59946791
nah
>>59946722
Been putting kisses on the end of selected posts since before I even posted in /brit/ mate. You probably inadvertedly stole it off me tbph
>>59946832
give us a password
might act racially insensitive on twitter this evening
love seeing people get mad at me when i am literally posting with an anime avatar
>>59946614
I've been told I look like him
Steward Lee or Frankie Boyle
>>59946835
It's like doing drugs for people who don't like to do drugs. Parliament will probably ban it desu
>>59946651
you are right but isnt christianity and judaism largely the same? all three religions are pretty non accepting to outsiders
W H A T
T H E
F U C K
I S
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?
wonder what a japanese girl's arsehole smells like
>>59946868
haha epic dank pepe friend xD
>>59946952
Are you an expat?
>>59946948
a non british person lazy cunt
hopefully get sleep before the fucking birds start giving it big
>>59946835
Have you ever met my friend here while paralysed?
>>59946983
yes, you?
>>59946948
it stands for "johnny foreigner"
>>59946948
Johnny Foreigner
>>59947012
Okay good, I just think it's weird as fuck for a native yank to spout British-isms online
Wonder what it feels like to be on a mushroom trip
NEED a hannah gf
>>59947022
>Even a yank knows
>>59946948
You should probably consider killing yourself.
>>59947035
first day on /brit/?
>>59946921
Christianity not really, have you read the new testament? There's a lot less hell and brimstone than there is in the old testament. And even Jews, who follow the old testament, still managed to modernize their religion. They no longer have ritual animal sacrifices, Kosher meat is no longer slaughtered in such a savage and cruel fashion as Halal. Christianity and Judaism were both reformed, there hasn't been a collective attack by Christians or Jews on non Christians and Jews since the crusades. Islam is the only one left rampantly killing people all over the world in the name of the faith.
>>59947035
I take it >>59947035
you're the new guy, we have several of us living in yankland and several yanks living here.
>>59947058
Regardless of whatever fag clique you think you're in, it's still fucking weird mate
>>59947035
they all do it. i reckon some of these yanks fancy themselves as brits XDDDD
Youtubing some rebel songs
>>59946560
telling porkies.
hello
>>59947090
When I was young
I had no sense
I bought a flute
For fifty pence
>tfw you shut down the thread
>>59947090
piss off with that terrorist shit.
>>59946889
luck 2bh, he's a decent looking and was very handsome when he was younger
>>59947166
Did you, how? Just seems slow, always is at these hours.
America is so mental.
fingers smell like dart
>>59947203
why
>>59947090
Rebel scum.
back from the gym boys
time to get my /jam/ on
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FRM1zw_v-NM
>that 1:30 breakdown
>>59947203
ye but we like it that way
>>59947175
Gerry Adams was never a member of the IRA
>>59947224
Just seems so crazy. 300 million yanks. Can't even imagine what it's really like.
