9gag edition
/balt/
yui
we did it reddit
most handsome british man
9gag isn't as bad as reddit or ifunny tbH
Corrie
might play wth the willy
Greater London is black
i, uhm, dont like this other swede
>>59938547
explain?
reminder when 9gag was an actual contender against 4chan
the gf
>>59938623
I'm more handsome than that
I climbed Mt. Everest while holding in a fart
>>59938687
Chad
>>59938631
want advice lads
Consider this: poo
Thoughts?
>>59938678
no?
I'm receding as fuck at the temples and my hair looks alright for literally 1-2 days after being cut before going to total shit again. Can't afford a haircut every week tho
>>59938663
why dont you track him down and kill him?
>>59938684
good job lid
>>59938669
your priorities are out of whack dude!
>>59938712
frog poster
need to know who this bird is
r8 my diet
0830 Coffee
1000 Water
1100 Water
1200 Sandwiches & an apple
1300 Water
1400 Water
1500 Tea
1830 Dinner (pasta, steak, fish etc with chips salad veg etc)
1000 Tea
http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1463610017303.webm
PURE COINCIDENCE
Apologise.
>>59938753
Unrepentantly beige.
>>59938753
>1200 sandwiches
bit excessive m8
>>59938717
Just laugh it off
>>59938753
>Coffee
how do people drink this shit
its fucking disgusting
>>59938717
stop being ugly
jesus
>>59938814
worried she may be mental tho
>>59938717
I think she's joking m8
>>59938678
9gag is just a place where people dump "funny" images that they found elsewhere. It was never a place primarily made for discussion like 4chan or Reddit.
>>59938822
I wonder that myself
How can people possibly prefer coffee to tea?
>>59938644
No it's worse
>>59938840
All girls are, it's the trade off for giving you their pussy
>>59938822
LONDON
>>59938781
fucking hell imagine having your OWN private jet
imagine having your own multimillion flying machine that can take you anywhere across the world and you can banter around with the pilots and sit in the cockpit and shit
>>59938752
stacey poole
>>59938753
less water, more tea
my diet is pretty similar:
>0530 coffee
>0730 tea
>0930 tea with a couple of toasts
>1230 tea
>1830 tea with a couple of toasts
>2100 coffee with biccies
any lads have advice on trimming the arse hair? should I just go to town on it with my clippers or what?
Fucking wew
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1ViQEsoxWfE
gf just
>>59938810
>>59938865
idk paranoid as two of my last three were mental
>>59938880
no some are okay, cba with mental girls desu now imo
i really think some of you could be journalists
the way you write... it's just so good
and the gimmicks, wow
>>59938717
Theres this girl who sends me stuff like this all the time. Even when she doesn't text me a question.
>>59938752
lucy pinder I think
>>59938907
seen this video before
severely depressing
>>59938901
>wake at half 5
JUST
Tinderlads going out in shoreditch tomorrow I hope to see a couple of you fellas up there
>>59938754
pretty sure the last time you chatted shit to that poster you ended up getting banned
>>59938859
lol
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6Irez6xjhi4
SMURDA
>>59938890
Cheers
Hello lads. I am an immigrant (Anglo-Indian) and I would like to fully integrate into British culture. Foremost I would like to develop a British sense of humour. At the moment I simply do no get most of it; Monty Python, THGTTG completely go over my head (I love Bottom though). I would like to have a sharp wit like Terry Pratchett amongst others. Have you any advice to help me refine myself?
Sorry if it sounds stupid, I just want to be a good immigrant.
>>59938870
Yanks only consume coffee though.
>>59938956
when was this
this is arriving in the post tomorrow
£150 well spent
are ed
the gf, or as I've taken to calling her, the g plus f
>>59938932
Lucy Pinder doesn't do porn she only fucks Tim Tebow
>>59938976
go home shitskin
>>59938966
alri cal
>>59938970
Far from a normie, met her on omegle lol. Plus shes not even attracted to me.
YOU JUST HAVENT EARNED IT YET BABY
YOU MUST SUFFER AND CRY FOR A LONGER WHILE
>>59938976
go to spain and fuck hot spanish guys like the other british slags, do this as much as you can afford to do, then make jokes about it after, will go down a charm
>>59938889
If I ever become a millionaire I'll buy one and invite all of /Brit/ for a fly around.
millipede on QT rn lads
our louie
>>59939039
I'm not a slag m80.
>>59938994
I drink tea
>>59939027
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>>59938753
>1200 sandwiches
You must go through tons of bread
Everyone around me is sad.
Not even joking every single person I know of has depression of some kind.
>>59938907
>>59938945
he's probably holding back on telling us something most likely that he's extremely lazy
Hope Spiderboo is dead desu
>>59939017
Half white you cunt. Anglo aristocratic ancestry.
>>59939088
really wish you'd just fuck off to lat
>>59938976
I would actually help someone in this situation desu, considering this is a blatant shitpost, i think not.
17 year old bird I've never met before, she's really fit but the words "half term" worry me feel like a bit of a pedo what do fellas
>Inherit a huge fortune
>would have made more money from it had he stuck it in an index-tracker fund
>hailed as a success for being rich
kekmao
Put your hands on,
Put your hands on.
Put your hands on,
Put your hands on.
>>59939106
POO IN LOO
fuck off back to india
>>59939070
I made that joke 5 minutes before
expect to hear from my legal team shortly
>>59939088
>tfw talking to my 27 year old brother and his 28 year old friend yesterday and they talk about how they have no time for themselves and all they do is work now
>tfw they're getting out of shape and balding
>>59939068
You drink coffee and shitty ice tea, don't kid yourself yank.
>>59939123
>pedo
fuck off yank
>>59938976
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2h-t8vVi0zc
>>59939101
some people are genuinely unlucky
>>59939123
reported to the local bobby
#FuckTheEU
>>59939111
In what way is it a shitpost you twat? Literally coming to /brit/ asking how to be British.
>>59939123
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six packs showing lads
Morning - earl grey
Afternoon - Green
evening - camomile
cornwall has 2 dads
>>59939123
Post her face, also yes you are a nonce. how old are u?
>2016
>unironically going out in Shoreditch
>>59939101
you don't get a PhD if you're lazy
>>59939187
indians can't be british
you will never be british, might as well fuck off back home
>>59939206
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>>59939123
>17
Ew
What should I vote in the EU referendum and why? I don't give a shit about immigration since I'll be leaving the country soon anyway and I'm not going to be living with the pakis anyway.
>>59939209
what a bender
pg tips x 2 sugars and milk is where it's at
>>59939235
bit greedy
>>59939187
By being white British you stupid Paki cunt
>>59939155
I drink PG Tips
I dont think tou understand what exactly I've got going on here
I speak with an English accent, I use English slang, I even keep English hours
really need some gabagool
>>59939142
I'm half white with English heritage on both sides of my family.
>>59939257
>having sugar in your tea
top fucking pleb
>>59939253
if you're leaving the country why do you give a shit about the referendum
>>59939257
>>59939272
PG Tips is shit-tier, Twinings is superior.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yEG2VTHS9yg
time to chill
have you ever stuck your finger up your arsehole while you wank lads?
>>59939286
>indian
>english heritage
pick 1 you paki bastard
*hands you a teacup full of spiders*
>>59938976
immersion is key
you must learn to be awkward and die of cringe internally
>>59939246
I'm literally white. I have a generational visa.
>>59939286
you're either full english or your not, there's no in between paki
>>59939307
they don't put enough in the tea bags lad
>>59939246
>you don't get a PhD if you're lazy
yes you can. he phrased it as if he did it in an alternative fashion. you can do taught degrees up to doctorate level.
>>59938976
>I simply do no get most of it
If you don't understand Brit humour from day one, you'll never find it funny, you just sort of have to understand it naturally. A good immigrant is someone that speaks the language and doesn't try and make the country they're in like their old one, you don't have to be completely like us lad.
>>59939313
Went to shit after his first album ('''''mixtape''''')
>>59938781
*china*
>>59939347
The fact he was in uni for years and is still a virgin proves he's at least slightly autistic.
>>59939123
17 year old is fine
>>59939248
Cmon mate they're prime for a good shagging surely, not like it's illegal or anything
About to make a cuppa, anyone else want one?
>people that eat mcdicks but buy a diet coke
lmao what are you doing
>>59939398
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>>59938781
I have never seen a thin person drink diet coke.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PEAIJV6CmtA
Essential Primary School-core.
>>59939398
or lazy and selfish.
was going to drive through and get something at mcdonalds but decided to eat in tonight
worst decision ever. it was fucking empty except for me and some nigger family playing on the slides. I decided to leave halfway through my meal and had to cradle my burger, fries, nuggets, and drink in my arms because I had already ordered to dine in. then I spilt my fucking fries while pushing the door open
never again
>>59939272
>I speak with an English accent, I use English slang, I even keep English hours
You should probably top yourself desu then mate, that's embarrassing.. also English accent.. hahaha which one?
>>59939286
you must have an interesting accent
how long did you live in india?
please ignore my uncouth counterparts
>go to wedding
>"oh hi anon what do you do"
>work in retail
>"o-oh..."
>>59939264
You literally wouldn't be able to differentiate me from a tanned English person. I even speak with a (slight) RP accent due to growing up on my family estate. Also I'm not a fucking Paki you ignorant retard.
heavy /pol/ crossposting going on rn lids
>>59939417
here
1 sugar and a splosh of milk
>>59939417
oolong
will a single 1p lsd open my third eye
>>59939414
If you're anything over 20, you're a top class nonce mate
>>59939442
>not going up to the counter and saying the magic words
"can I have a bag please"
>>59939414
nice rasheed logic you nonce
>>59939473
>tanned English person
kek
fuck off paki twat
>>59939307
Yorkshire ain't bad desu, I mainly have that but have Earl Gray in the morn.
>>59939429
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ff1EvBricL4
>>59939442
>had to cradle my burger, fries, nuggets, and drink in my arms
just pictured you doing this anyway 2bh
>>59939321
Alright I pick English heritage you wanker.
>>59939342
Well I'm not a Paki so I guess I'm English you git.
>>59939123
How can she miss you if she never met you?
>>59939494
no
it will tickle the rim
>>59939402
In Russia where nonces walk around proudly... not here Ivan.
>>59939473
stop hating yourself
indians are the best immigrants here
Listening to the smiths again lads, ones of those nights desu
this picture makes me sad
>>59939582
16 is legal in the uk though
original pirate material
>>59939563
>BBC News uses tumblr image servers to host their content
ah yes, very impressive. Let me just click this virus.
>>59939561
She's a bit clingy, but I can deal with that for just a fuck and chuck
>>59939487
how is she supposed to get pregnant if this happens?
>>59939563
That man has a sizeable penis.
>>59939560
>putting an autistic"you + generic english insult" at the end of every post
>this is what JFs think being english is
stop it you indian poofter
>>59939417
sure mate 1 sugar. This is really handy actually, cause I've ran out of milk and all the shops are shut, I'm tea deprived.
>>59939585
shagged a few 17 year olds when I was 21
dont regret it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V9bVnQPaj48
>>59939402
t. Ivan the village molester
Really makes you think huh
>>59939622
for you
http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1464055614713.webm
me dancing for the class
>>59939578
how many should open it
>>59939422
Are you thick or something?
If I'm eating shitty food why would it make sense for me to make it worse by also drinking a load of sugar?
>>59939602
There is literally no difference between furries and weebs. Both are degenerates and the world would be better off without them.
>>59939602
>that big bag of dried dogfood in the background
reckon he eats it or do they have an actual dog?
>>59939561
He's lying.
>>59939602
maybe the old man nonced him as a kid
bit grim of a thought, but shit like that happens
being a closet homo lads
>>59939646
Wow, I never thought of it that way
*takes off suicide vest*
>>59939335
Well I do hope to be fully immersed.
>>59939360
Well I hate India and have always longed to come to the UK in place of my forefathers.
>>59939460
It's all good m8, I can handle banter. Think RP with a slight Indian twang on the vowels and with hard "r"'s. Very common amongst rich Indians.
>>59939646
yeah.... really gets the ol noggin rattling...
>>59939739
nah I doubt it
dunno how a noncing would make someone pretend to be a dog
>>59939692
You realise diet/fat-free versions of drinks and foods are bad for you?
Taking out the sugar/fat changes the taste and texture completely, so they have to substitute for the lost taste with a ton of shitty chemicals like aspartame which end up being 12x worse than the original sugar itself
Or alternatively you could try not slowly killing yourself and stop drinking cancerous drinks
>>59939660
>no reaction from other students
Was that the autist class?
>>59939692
If you really cared about your health then you wouldn't eat McDonalds in the first place. Diet Coke isn't exactly a healthy drink either and it taste worse than regular coke.
This triggers the YUROPOORS
>>59939429
Remember singing this in assembly in the mornings, primary school was fun desu.
>>59939680
I dont know, never took more than 1 at a time. watching my friends bad trip put me off pushing the boundaries with acid
>>59938976
>I love Bottom
fucking bender lmao
>>59939750
Can't fathom anyone wanting to come here desu.
>>59939780
put it on will ya, im gaspin for a brew
>>59939750
post vocaroo
where did you move to?
this confuses and enrages the untamed yank
>Really fancied a girl when I was at school (like seven years ago)
>Hadn't seen her since we left school
>Fantasised about her for years
>Imagined her growing even more beautiful
>Saw her in town earlier
>Bright red dyed hair
>Nose ring
She used to be so beautiful
>>59939780
Why does it
I dont own a microwave though tbqh but pretty much everyone i know does
>>59939528
>What are Celts?
Literally know more about your country than you. You should be deported desu.
>>59939585
Don't hate myself. I'm just not a Paki, Indians hate them more than you.
>>59939624
I'm getting a hang of it arsehole.
>>59939817
ikr
i wish we had pakis and indians in france
better than algerians desu
Lads, can you imagine ignoring your entire ancestry and bloodline, moving to a complete different country then claiming to be be 100% apart of it?
Just imagine moving to fiji and then just claim to be fijian.
How mad is that?
>>59939780
>americans boil water in this
feel like im on the verge of a diarrhea attack
>>59939771
I don't really ever drink fizzy drinks actually.
>aspartame is 12x worse than sugar
[citation needed]
In terms of calories/weight gain it really isn't.
>>59939779
Agree it tastes worse.
The argument is fatuous though; just because it eat one unhealthy thing doesn't mean I don't care about my body or that it would be hypocritical not to consume other unhealthy stuff (i.e. normal coke).
>lmao that fat person just ate some crisps but didn't eat several bags of them, who does he think he's fooling?
>>59939645
fucking legal girls is molestation?
>>59939780
>americans fry eggs in this
>>59939660
>crying like that
really hope he snapped a tendon/ligament or there is no excuse.
>>59939793
what happened to them with a bad trip
*drinks water out the kettle*
>>59939876
No wonder they're all dying of cancer
>tfw no ugly chicken eating asmr whispering gook mate
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F1Eci8JNknA
>>59939859
Pakis are shit, they play the victim and whine until they get their way. Indians are alright from what I can tell, they rarely complain and just get on with it. Their only real issue is that the FOBs speak awful English.
>>59939844
they all go to shit, they always go to shit
I was walking around ASDA earlier and realised I must look like a starving Ethiopian to all the piggies on hind legs waddling about
>>59939912
Under 18 is always molesting, you commie nonce
>>59939473
Fuck off paki hahaha couldn't tell you from a tanned English person ahahaha good one mate I certainly could fucking tell you apart if I caught a whiff of you
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V_hs0fwfB94
>>59939609
It may be legal, but it's not normal especially if he's over 20 which apparently he is.
Brexit poll tracker
>Latest developments
STAY 46%
LEAVE 41%
reckon i might finally kill myself if we Remain
>>59939964
why? it is legal both here and in the uk
>>59939414
I smashed a 17 year old (She told me she was 23 in the club which is my age) 10/10 body and face would do again
>people that use Brita filters
precious little gimps baka.
what did they collectively mean by all of this?
>>59939905
>In terms of calories/weight gain it really isn't.
Literally who cares about calories apart from fat fucking morbidly obese shits who have no sense of fucking control
>>59939930
one got stuck in a loop where he was in a cycle that lasted about 10 mins of getting thoughts of fear and anxiety/thinking it would never stop/freaking out until I calmed him down. once I had calmed him it happened again a minute or two later.
this went on for several hours and I was also tripping.
thats just one of a few
>>59939813
I guess that it has more universal appeal because it's more lowbrow.
>>59939817
Well I have family here and it's many an Indians dream to come here.
>>59939837
Literally no mic on me atm. Will possibly upload one in the future. I have a flat in London (where I'll be most of the time) and a family estate in the Highlands.
>>59939912
If they're under 18, yes.
>>59939662
*Calls you a prick and gets a tea from that generous British lad offering earlier*
>>59939986
ok, it is not normal but it is still fine.
>>59940036
i was just cracking a little jape about you liking bottom (as in enjoying anal sex) dont worry
>>59940036
>Literally no mic on me atm. Will possibly upload one in the future. I have a flat in London (where I'll be most of the time) and a family estate in the Highlands
rich as fuck confirmed
oh, to be a billionaire
>>59939942
she's cute mate
eating asmr is a bit weird though
>>59940009
>not using the Infowars fluoride filter
http://www.nydailynews.com/new-york/manhattan/nypd-close-arrest-deadly-shooting-irving-plaza-article-1.2650743?utm_content=buffer3adc6&utm_medium=social&utm_source=twitter.com&utm_campaign=NYDailyNewsTw
how stupid do you even have to be lads
>>59940009
Calcified mong
>>59940006
Just because it's legal doesn't mean it's okay
>>59940057
*withdraws my spider hordes from the field of battle*
until next time
>>59939905
Switching coke for diet coke is not going to make any real difference to your health, you're just drinking an inferior product for no reason.
>>59940012
anyone that lifts, a lot of other people too?
Do one pham.
>>59940038
why 18? you an american?
>>59940012
>Literally who cares about calories apart from fat fucking morbidly obese shits who have no sense of fucking control
serious?
People who need to make weight classes, bodybuilders, skinny cunts who need to gain weight. Caring about calories is the main way to control weight
>>59939996
I'd vote to leave aswell but fuck voting haha!
>>59940015
was this with real lsd or 1p
thought never crossed your mind to take two tabs
>>59940119
>>59940114
t. fat morbidly obese shits
>>59940137
went uni with her
got called a racist in Greggs earlier
>>59940107
why is it not ok?
YANKS ACTUALLY MICROWAVE THEIR EGGS
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
http://whatscookingamerica.net/Eggs/MicrowaveEggs.htm
CAN'T MAKE THIS SHIT UP
>tfw only had 3 pieces of bread today because there's always people in the kitchen
>>59940113
If you made similar choices on a daily basis it certainly would make a difference.
