hold the door edition
alri
cornwall has 4 dads
>b-but if we leave the eu we'll have to pay tariffs!
Firstly, doesn't that say how shit it is that other countries are punished for wanting to trade with the eu?
Secondly, if other countries want to trade with us, they have to agree to our terms too. People always ignore this side of the argument.
>>59940825
not really mate we microwave everything
just did a very good wank
got a giant free-standing mirror so i lied on the floor with my legs over my head, stuck my suction dildo onto the end of the mirror and lowered it so that i was forced to take the whole 9 inches because the mirror is so heavy
then did a cum straight into my mouth
average american family
just got an American kitchen fitted lads
>>59940882
me at the back
>yanks actually cook eggs in the microwave
CAN'T MAKE THIS SHIT UP
http://whatscookingamerica.net/Eggs/MicrowaveEggs.htm
>>59940813
Do Russians like Brits?
>there are people here who fell for the brexit social experiment
nigel farage is an actor from basingstoke haha mugs
>>59940899
not really, you are like mini americans
>>59940899
anglichanka gadit
the yank microwave gimmick is not funny whatsoever
Don't even own a microwave and I don't know why any """""adult""""" """""""""male"""""""""" in this day and age would
Learn to cook
>willingly radiating your food and mutating your cells, cooking you from the inside
Most impressive
Who's a good little drone?
>>59940882
very accurate. But why is that fat little wanker wearing a t-shirt with a football on it??!
>>59940899
russians do not like anyone
>>59940940
*kicks your fucking head in*
nothing personnel
>yanks
Hacking your Runescape accounts
http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1464292429267.webm
>>59940901
i see the alt-right is focusing on the alt over the righ now faced with an inevitable bremain
>>59940898
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ak3uJGf6Bj0
>not cooking them in a plastic bag
>>59940946
not true, serbs and belarusians are ok
>>59940922
>mini americans
DELET
>>59940901
Is existence a social experiment too, and I will wake up to my real life any moment now?
Mongoloid
he was a mongoloid
happier than you or me
>>59940957
>>59940922
right. that's it. piss off and don't come back.
just microwaved my cock and it grew 2 inches
>>59940943
I don't think you understand radiation desu
>>59940813
Posting from Suez lads, how's home?
>Cooking your food
ahh yes calcified little pleb, you think you're better raw meat?
>tfw can stroll the rich, leafy streets of Finsbury or Highgate whilst listening to Bibio in the light rain at sunset
can hear northerners screaming
>>59940944
Don't you mean a soccer ball? O_o
>not sticking your eggs in the frank
Take a look at yourself
>>59940650
American Adaptation level banter desu lad.
>>59940701
>Paki
>Short for Pakistani
>Still somehow means Indian
I had Indian family who made fun of me for trying to exude Englishness.
>>59940717
While good in theory, remember poor places are still poor places. I'd rather have my modest London flat (which I struggle to pay for, like wtf is up with you house prices man?) than be in my Indian house.
>>59940779
>what is Cornwall
Legit consider learning about your own culture. It's actually a pretty good culture.
>>59940874
Not educated enough on it so I'm not going to vote (though I can).
>>59940997
*tries this immediately*
>>59940998
alri einstein
speccy twat
>>59941001
shite
>>59940982
what about the chinese
>>59941001
alri maxim
why are you STILL in egypt
anything interesting happen? first paycheck?
>capitalism
Hahah! Been there, done that, got the t shirt, did not end well!
>>59940922
Fuck you, mong.
>>59941008
>rich
cuck
>leafy
ahh yes, the famous natural beauty of london
>>59941044
never trust the chinese
>American plywood houses come with fully fitted kitchens
>it's just an 800w microwave sitting on the floor
>>59941008
>Tfw live in a rich, leafy part of sheffield and am a quick 10 min bike ride from ye olde peake districte
heh nice try haha x
>>59940982
Is this you mate??
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rf5S9ajxDMk
>>59941032
>>59941026
the cornish are not tanned you paki twat
t. lived in cornwall 21 years
*oepn thead*
oh jes yankj fmlam going gerat
*cleoes thead*
>>59941072
good lad
>>59941032
ill tell you about it if you like
>>59941066
quite like my walks around hampstead heath 2bh
had a whole bag of bonbons
going to go for a drive
where should i go lads
live in north wales
last post of the night lads need to study
give me some (you)'s and meme replies
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gfevRvYHPfg
literally the most beautiful, serene music
england = racists
He drinks a whiskey drink
>Communism
haha, been there, queued for the t-shirt for several days only to be told the regional secretariat of clothing-supply had underestimated demand and there wouldn't be enough for everyone.
>>59941130
Cheshire x
Any lads in here who went to upper-middle class grammar schools:
Did you feel sad at the end of Year 13?
I'm asking grammar school lads because obviously runts who went to shite paki comprehensives wouldn't care about their education
need something hot spicy, long, thick and meaty to fill my boipucci tonight lads
Sausage rolls it is
started at least 3 frequently used /brit/ gimmicks now desu
>>59941092
just finished my BSc in physics think i know about radioation mate
he drinks a lager drink
>>59941127
What would you rate the Tesco jammy doughnuts though?
Ipswich voting Brexit based on this Question Time audience
>>59941077
anywhere near S10?
t. student
>>59941042
Good to hear nothing has changed.
>>59941050
Literally who? I'm posting from a boat senpai.
>>59941130
snowdon was beautiful when I drove through it
there's literally nothing to stop you falling off the steep cliffs/edges though
>>59941083
But they are Celtic you mug.
>>59941130
Beddgelert
Don't mind non-whites as long as there's not too many of them haha
>>59941130
black rock sands
>>59941026
>>Paki
>>Short for Pakistani
>>Still somehow means Indian
seems like you've still got a lot to learn rasheed
>>59941077
See you down Le Hallamshire House tomorrow pham.
>BSc
>>59941139
only know one from the advert
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vRI2u1v4uCM
>>59941130
Off a bridge Sheepshagger cunt
>>59941135
don't you have a sheep to shag you drunk ginger potato fuck?
>>59941167
no idea
>>59941147
Did a very hearty laugh
All the people on the fence with the EU vote seem to be against Brexit because "leap in the dark we can't tell the future so I'm not voting for it"
>>59941176
aren't you shiplad?
the ukrainian or the original?
the original hasn't been here in about a year
>>59941164
and yet you think microwaves give people cancer
>>59941158
didn't make it to year 13
>capitalism
Hahah! Been there, done that, got the t shirt cheap thanks to the exploitation of third world countries which I bought from my luxury money in my wage slave life until the global markets collapsed and I was forced into extreme poverty, would not recommend!
>>59941195
Seems like you need to learn a lot of stull desu.
Also, you're still going on with this gimmick?
>>59941158
>When it dawned on you that you will never have strong relationships with peers and teachers ever again
I wanted it to end, but I didn't
>>59941158
Yeah mate I was, my sixth form was very good at paternal care it was like a family, and good seeing my closest mates every day and that, very sad leaving and I miss it often
just had the best sex of my life with a beautiful high test Czech girl.
i urge all of you to actually vote on this referendum , rather than being too socially awkward to leave your cave then complain when we dont get a brexit
register if you havent already. i dont know when the deadline is or if its gone
capitalism isn't exploitation you idiots
a part of globalisation/TNCs is exploitation
>>59941158
What are Grammar school teachers like? I went to a comprehensive school and none of the teachers really pushed the students. They only cared about making sure everyone passed rather than making sure everyone reached their full potential.
>>59941288
FONT
>>59941236
You're a proper knob, you know that? I think I know a little bit more than you do on the subject you uneducated little twat. Microwaves DO cause cancer. Microwaving too much food will without a doubt lead to cancer eventually.
>>59941232
Neither, i'm not Ukrainian and I've only been at sea since february.
had pork for din dins
>alri lads
>>59941078
what the FUCK is this boy
>>59941308
corporatism = privatised socialism
>>59941303
If I were to vote it would be to remain lad
>>59941316
>new, unknown shiplad
cool, you a cadet? deck or engine?
>>59941318
bit haram lad
>>59941158
If I could go back to the start of sixth form and do it again differently I would
>>59941322
*clasps padlock round your earlobe*
*swallows key*
*dances away*
I'm that Anglo-Indian guy. Would you guys like me more if I voted Yes to leaving?
>>59941314
nah you dont understand correlation/causation
microwave foods give you cancer because of the preservatives whathaveyou its not fresh.
the action of microwaving the food does not make it carcinogenic
I am far more educated than you on this matter you arrogant child
Am I the only one who didn't go to college or uni and just got a shite job straight after school?
>voting
you realise it makes no difference?
>>59941310
Mine were very caring and genuinely wanted to see you do well
My dad topped himself shortly before my GCSEs and Christ knows I wouldn't have been able to do it if not for the support I received from them
>>59941385
i like you either way fellow brit x
>>59941330
Some Russian ages ago posted his """""review"""""" channel in /brit/ I subscribed to him cause his autism made me chuckle, but desu he floods my subscription box.
>>59941385
No. I'd like you more if you voted remain since leaving the EU will destroy our economy and put thousands, possibly millions, out of work.
>>59941347
Deck, phase 2
>>59941322
*attach jet ski handle to earlobe*
*wave goodbye*
>>59941186
cornish not english ya mug
>>59941314
we both know you don't have a physics degree
>>59941385
just give up this gimmick nobody believes you
>>59941426
watching all his vids, its fucking amazing
Reading George Orwell lads
Bloody evil thing this capitalism is eh?
why am i so interested in eastern europe lads
>>59941385
Ummmmmmm, have you not seen this yet?
>>59941330
>>59941426
think I know this person in real life
do they live in the UK
>University degrees are a reliable source of information about radiation
>>59941399
ye lad I went to uni got my STEM degree and THEN got a shite job haha
>>59941385
You're an alright lad already desu from the sounds of it, but yeah voting yes would be nice.
>>59941441
Actually, I have a maths degree. From Cambridge. Do you have a problem with that you obnoxious little twat?
Just watched Fight Club
Damn maybe Marx was right :/
off to the university of york lads
>>59941427
Sounds like a laugh.
>>59941471
Go online
>first generation immigrants thinking they qualify as anglo-anything
vomit
>>59941430
were you inspired by /brit/? are the holiday allowances/good pay (once you pass cadetship) true or just a myth?
loads of competition?
>>59941458
reminder that on the right hand side is an evil racist remain voter who wants his evil racist mates from poland to come to his EDL marches and on the left is a lovely anglo-indian brexiteer who wants her engineer and doctor family to come prop up the nhs xx
bloody racist
need to start packing and tidying 2bh moving out in 2 days aha
Last day of sixth form tomorrow waheyy
>>59941480
why lie in the first place then
I don't think you have a degree at all
would be massively suprised if you even did physics at A-level or passed it at GCSE
Voted Labour all my life lads
Pretty sure no member of my family has ever not voted Labour
>>59941543
omg liek seriously??
>>59941467
Yeah he does I'm pretty sure, he has a video of him just walking around the UK in streets recording houses... in one of them he just records a cat in somones house window for a straight five minutes. Russians are funny people.
im sick to fucking death of both sides of the brexit argument 2bh
not even gonna vote, fuck all of ya
>>59941564
Rasheed
>>59941456
nice girls?
if it looks like a paki it's a paki
>>59941543
That's legit racism.
if it's brown flush it down
>>59941550
waheyy set the fire alarm off
doing a convert to islam lads
>>59941589
he's in ireland
>>59941594
im not voting because it wont make a difference
ke sera sera
going to a demi lovato concert in 3 months lads
cannot wait, going to be epic
>>59941502
VERY impressed
>bullying the anglo-indian lad
not on lads
name these objects
omg i hate The Independent and Sovereign Republic of Kiribati now!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>59941622
guess you better flush yourself down! haha!!
>>59941589
>houses... in one of them he just records a cat in somones house window for a straight five minutes
hahahahahahahaha that's hilarious
>>59941310
They're very good. My A level maths teacher was a complete and utter MILF and one of the best teachers I've had. They care about trying to bump B grade students to A stars.
Some teachers are a bit lazy and need nagging, others put in an amazing amount of time into marking work.
And obviously if you're a runt who puts in zero effort and wishing you weren't there then they'll let you fail.
last day of year 9 tomorrow lads
(Not underage just got held back a few years, I'm 21)
>>59941543
What puts me off vote remain desu
Reeks of arrogant nationalism taking the piss out of some random country just because vote leave mentioned them.
>>59941425
Awww thanks lad.
>>59941427
Well most people here don't feel that way.
>>59941436
You're the one who hates England yet you're telling me to leave?
Terrible gimmick.
>>59941448
Literally don't know what you mean by gimmick.
>>59941458
I'm more whiter and my family is Christian and we hold disdain for Hindus and most other natives.
>>59941478
Aight I will. Could be exciting and idgaf about Europe. Also I heard that Eastern European migrants aren't as good as Indians like me.
>>59941648
fuck off bender
>>59941519
I bet I could learn more about a radioactive rock in 5 mnutes by picking it up and eating some of it than you would learn in 3 years from your text books.
if it has a pulse, put your dick in it-lse
>>59941550
Take a cow into the building and lead it up the stairs to the top floor. Cows can walk up stairs but they can't walk down them. It takes a crane to get it out.
>this russian channel
he's literally going around reviewing peoples hedges and plants
i love this guy
>>59941658
scone
buggy
tap
ice lolly
>anglo-indian
>>59941658
1. Barmcake
2. Prammer
3. Faucet
4. Fruit Ice
>>59941658
biscuit
stroller
faucet
popsicle
>>59941679
Link?
>>59941658
scone (rhymes with blown)
pram
faucet
sucker
If it bleeds, it breeds
>>59941658
1) tumor biscuit
2) toddler roller
3) polish water giver
4) red rocket
i'm growing tired of these yanks posting in /brit/ my lads. how do we impede this uncouth scourge? RULE BRITANNIA
>>59941675
cheeky
if it's bent you hit it with a spade
>>59941658
Scone (pronounced scohne, not scon)
Pram
Tap
Ice lolly
>>59941658
scone
buggy
tap
lolly
>>59941658
Cake
Buggy
Tap
Ice lolly
just watched team America lads
Hurr capitalism was right! Fuck labour and socialism!
>>59941658
1) scone ("sc-own" not "s-con")
2) pram (not "buggy", fucking northerners)
3) tap
4) ice lolly
>>59941658
scone
pram
tap
lolly ice :^)
>>59941531
Not inspired here, dad is Bosun on a drillship.
Holidays are good for British officers, basically 50/50 work and leave.
Money varies depending on what ships you work, big money offshore.
Shite all jobs for the foreseeable future.
>>59941658
1. biscuit
2. stroller
3. faucet
4. popsicle
Switching from late shift to day shift tomorrow lads, gonna be a fucking killer.
I'm a voracious reader
Naomi Klein, Jared Diamond, George Monibot.....the list goes on.
Capitalism? lmao, it's 2016.
>>59941658
crumpet
rubber baby bugger bumper
spigot
cold on the cob
>>59941658
tea cake/scone (i dont eat these)
buggy
tap
ice lolly
>>59941738
>Shite all jobs for the foreseeable future.
fuck, why mate? was going to try for a cadetship
social aspect of it is holding me back
>>59941658
1.Moufin
2.infant carrier
3.water shooter
4.icey nicey
>I'm a voracious reader
>Naomi Klein, Jared Diamond, George Monibot.....the list goes on.
>Capitalism? lmao, it's 2016.
>>59941746
rotating shifts are the worst. will never do them again, you feel like shit 24/7
>Buggy
Anyone that calls it this, i.e poortherners, fuck off
>>59941733
ay am a northerner and we call it pram so wind it in before i do it for you you little shithouse
>>59941658
biscuit
trolley
water dispenser
fab
>>59941784
ill kick your fucking head in us northerners are a proud people
Karlo Marx and Fredrich Engels came to the checkout at the 7-11
>>59941701
He's a quality lad desu, feel sorry for him cause in his Tesco doughnut review he even says he does this cause he has no mates..
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCqsL8hnJub_Fv2RriHzi5iQ
BUGGEH
>>59941723
>>59941733
Only right answers ITT
Other responses are rasheeds
>>59941784
Fuck off, wanker. The north is the best part of England.
t. Newcastlelad
>>59941805
fuck off JF
hmmmm
>>59941784
would easily beat you in a fight
>>59941733
would easily beat you in a fight
southerners are cowards and nonces
>>59941785
>ay am a northerner and we call it pram
Well obviously you're from the good part of the north then, probably York or something.
>>59941658
clockwise form 1: scone, pushchair, tap, ice lollie
>>59941813
>he even says he does this cause he has no mates..
:(
he is in a completely foreign country though
>>59941658
Scone (rhyming with throne)
Pram or pushchair
tap
ice lolly.
>>59941784
I am the literally the most southern southerner from Buckinghamshire and I say buggy
>why yes i am an individualist
>deregulate the economy? of course!
>the war on drugs has failed. 420 blaze it, homosexual
>it doesnt matter if a girl is a slut
>i do go on tumblr
>god is a form of mind control
>the state exists to make sure my feelings dont get hurt
>>59941805
>Being poor is a national past-time
>Benefits as a way of life
>Diet even worse than a yanks
Poortherners are the cockroaches of Britain and need to exterminated unironically.
>>59941855
liverpool so yeah the good part
the best part
>>59941784
we call em prams up here m8 stop scaremongering
>calling pushchairs prams or buggies
cretinous melts
literally fucking hate every single one of you sanctimonious cunts. Constant contrarian bollocks and general reddit behaviour
Just read Ayn Rand and suddenly feeling a sense of superiority coming to me lads
It's the poors own fault they're poor lmao
The authoritarian British government wants MY money to build a children's hospital even though I will get ZERO financial benefit from it? Tax is fucking theft.
MyNamesAreCreative1 month ago
Although this is just a Russian guy strolling around Ireland for half an hour and I have no idea what you're saying, I found this oddly entertaining..
poortherners getting brave again
Literally mention the north and they start yapping away like some fleabag runt Jack Russell
Can we just get rid of the Scots right now? It'd save us the trouble later.
>literally fucking hate every single one of you sanctimonious cunts. Constant contrarian bollocks and general reddit behaviour
>>59941778
Haven't looked too hard into the job market myself but very few cadets are hired straight after qualifying. Some companies hire cadets as soon as they do though, mine doesn't.
What social aspect, college or being in a confined space with 20 or so people?
it's a buggie ffs
god, i wish i didn't have aspergers
Was unironically a member of the Labour Party until a few years ago haha, used to get emails from Ed all the time
>i would easily beat you up in a fight
it's uncomfortably hot out tbhlads
Remain in the EU
>south twat comes to leeds
>starts saying fancy words like faucet and pram
>a group of tracksuit-wearing youths start laughing at him
>they rob his trainers and kick the shit out of him then run off calling him a bender
>>59941858
I know, he knows English quite well but I guess he struggle to integrate with people, I subscribed to him cause i felt sorry for the lad tbqh.
>people who say "faucet"
Fuck me lads, is it just me or do scousers get harder and harder to understand every year?
>>59941871
Crypto poortherner
>>59941889
norfolk is northern you runt
>>59941928
fight me then
prams and buggies are not the same thing
Things that need exterminating:
>scots
>northerners
>rasheeds
>benders
>trannies
>gypsies
>yanks
>(you)
>>59940855
what?
>>59941658
scone/biscuit/fluff cake
pram/stoller/pushchair/buggy/perambulator
tap/faucet/spigot/metal hose
iced lolly/popsicle/big baby pop
>>59941952
Where is yankistan do you live?
>>59941889
>>59941928
Fuck you, cunts. I would easily beat you up in a fight.
>>59941871
think kernow is more south tbqh
>>59941952
Yank weather
>>59941944
>screenshoting your emails
alri brave balls la
>>59940813
