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yui
we did it reddit
most handsome british man
9gag isn't as bad as reddit or ifunny tbH
Corrie
might play wth the willy
Greater London is black
i, uhm, dont like this other swede
>>59938547
explain?
reminder when 9gag was an actual contender against 4chan
the gf
>>59938623
I'm more handsome than that
I climbed Mt. Everest while holding in a fart
>>59938687
Chad
>>59938631
want advice lads
Consider this: poo
Thoughts?
>>59938678
no?
I'm receding as fuck at the temples and my hair looks alright for literally 1-2 days after being cut before going to total shit again. Can't afford a haircut every week tho
>>59938663
why dont you track him down and kill him?
>>59938684
good job lid
>>59938669
your priorities are out of whack dude!
>>59938712
frog poster
need to know who this bird is
r8 my diet
0830 Coffee
1000 Water
1100 Water
1200 Sandwiches & an apple
1300 Water
1400 Water
1500 Tea
1830 Dinner (pasta, steak, fish etc with chips salad veg etc)
1000 Tea
http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1463610017303.webm
PURE COINCIDENCE
Apologise.
>>59938753
Unrepentantly beige.
>>59938753
>1200 sandwiches
bit excessive m8
>>59938717
Just laugh it off
>>59938753
>Coffee
how do people drink this shit
its fucking disgusting
>>59938717
stop being ugly
jesus
>>59938814
worried she may be mental tho
>>59938717
I think she's joking m8
>>59938678
9gag is just a place where people dump "funny" images that they found elsewhere. It was never a place primarily made for discussion like 4chan or Reddit.
>>59938822
I wonder that myself
How can people possibly prefer coffee to tea?
>>59938644
No it's worse
>>59938840
All girls are, it's the trade off for giving you their pussy
>>59938822
LONDON
>>59938781
fucking hell imagine having your OWN private jet
imagine having your own multimillion flying machine that can take you anywhere across the world and you can banter around with the pilots and sit in the cockpit and shit
>>59938752
stacey poole
>>59938753
less water, more tea
my diet is pretty similar:
>0530 coffee
>0730 tea
>0930 tea with a couple of toasts
>1230 tea
>1830 tea with a couple of toasts
>2100 coffee with biccies
any lads have advice on trimming the arse hair? should I just go to town on it with my clippers or what?
Fucking wew
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1ViQEsoxWfE
gf just
>>59938865
idk paranoid as two of my last three were mental
>>59938880
no some are okay, cba with mental girls desu now imo
i really think some of you could be journalists
the way you write... it's just so good
and the gimmicks, wow
>>59938717
Theres this girl who sends me stuff like this all the time. Even when she doesn't text me a question.
>>59938752
lucy pinder I think
>>59938907
seen this video before
severely depressing
>>59938901
>wake at half 5
JUST
Tinderlads going out in shoreditch tomorrow I hope to see a couple of you fellas up there
>>59938754
pretty sure the last time you chatted shit to that poster you ended up getting banned
>>59938859
lol
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6Irez6xjhi4
SMURDA
>>59938890
Cheers
Hello lads. I am an immigrant (Anglo-Indian) and I would like to fully integrate into British culture. Foremost I would like to develop a British sense of humour. At the moment I simply do no get most of it; Monty Python, THGTTG completely go over my head (I love Bottom though). I would like to have a sharp wit like Terry Pratchett amongst others. Have you any advice to help me refine myself?
Sorry if it sounds stupid, I just want to be a good immigrant.
>>59938870
Yanks only consume coffee though.
>>59938956
when was this
this is arriving in the post tomorrow
£150 well spent
are ed
the gf, or as I've taken to calling her, the g plus f
>>59938932
Lucy Pinder doesn't do porn she only fucks Tim Tebow
>>59938976
go home shitskin
>>59938966
alri cal
>>59938970
Far from a normie, met her on omegle lol. Plus shes not even attracted to me.
YOU JUST HAVENT EARNED IT YET BABY
YOU MUST SUFFER AND CRY FOR A LONGER WHILE
>>59938976
go to spain and fuck hot spanish guys like the other british slags, do this as much as you can afford to do, then make jokes about it after, will go down a charm
>>59938889
If I ever become a millionaire I'll buy one and invite all of /Brit/ for a fly around.
millipede on QT rn lads
our louie
>>59939039
I'm not a slag m80.
>>59938994
I drink tea
>>59939027
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>>59938753
>1200 sandwiches
You must go through tons of bread
Everyone around me is sad.
Not even joking every single person I know of has depression of some kind.
>>59938907
>>59938945
he's probably holding back on telling us something most likely that he's extremely lazy
Hope Spiderboo is dead desu
>>59939017
Half white you cunt. Anglo aristocratic ancestry.
>>59939088
really wish you'd just fuck off to lat
>>59938976
I would actually help someone in this situation desu, considering this is a blatant shitpost, i think not.
17 year old bird I've never met before, she's really fit but the words "half term" worry me feel like a bit of a pedo what do fellas
>Inherit a huge fortune
>would have made more money from it had he stuck it in an index-tracker fund
>hailed as a success for being rich
kekmao
Put your hands on,
Put your hands on.
Put your hands on,
Put your hands on.
>>59939106
POO IN LOO
fuck off back to india
>>59939070
I made that joke 5 minutes before
expect to hear from my legal team shortly
>>59939088
>tfw talking to my 27 year old brother and his 28 year old friend yesterday and they talk about how they have no time for themselves and all they do is work now
>tfw they're getting out of shape and balding
>>59939068
You drink coffee and shitty ice tea, don't kid yourself yank.
>>59939123
>pedo
fuck off yank
>>59938976
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2h-t8vVi0zc
>>59939101
some people are genuinely unlucky
>>59939123
reported to the local bobby
#FuckTheEU
>>59939111
In what way is it a shitpost you twat? Literally coming to /brit/ asking how to be British.
>>59939123
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six packs showing lads
Morning - earl grey
Afternoon - Green
evening - camomile
cornwall has 2 dads
>>59939123
Post her face, also yes you are a nonce. how old are u?
>2016
>unironically going out in Shoreditch
>>59939101
you don't get a PhD if you're lazy
>>59939187
indians can't be british
you will never be british, might as well fuck off back home
>>59939206
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>>59939123
>17
Ew
What should I vote in the EU referendum and why? I don't give a shit about immigration since I'll be leaving the country soon anyway and I'm not going to be living with the pakis anyway.
>>59939209
what a bender
pg tips x 2 sugars and milk is where it's at
>>59939235
bit greedy
>>59939187
By being white British you stupid Paki cunt
>>59939155
I drink PG Tips
I dont think tou understand what exactly I've got going on here
I speak with an English accent, I use English slang, I even keep English hours
really need some gabagool
>>59939142
I'm half white with English heritage on both sides of my family.
>>59939257
>having sugar in your tea
top fucking pleb
>>59939253
if you're leaving the country why do you give a shit about the referendum
>>59939257
>>59939272
PG Tips is shit-tier, Twinings is superior.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yEG2VTHS9yg
time to chill
have you ever stuck your finger up your arsehole while you wank lads?
>>59939286
>indian
>english heritage
pick 1 you paki bastard
*hands you a teacup full of spiders*
>>59938976
immersion is key
you must learn to be awkward and die of cringe internally
>>59939246
I'm literally white. I have a generational visa.
>>59939286
you're either full english or your not, there's no in between paki
>>59939307
they don't put enough in the tea bags lad
>>59939246
>you don't get a PhD if you're lazy
yes you can. he phrased it as if he did it in an alternative fashion. you can do taught degrees up to doctorate level.
>>59938976
>I simply do no get most of it
If you don't understand Brit humour from day one, you'll never find it funny, you just sort of have to understand it naturally. A good immigrant is someone that speaks the language and doesn't try and make the country they're in like their old one, you don't have to be completely like us lad.
>>59939313
Went to shit after his first album ('''''mixtape''''')
>>59938781
*china*
>>59939347
The fact he was in uni for years and is still a virgin proves he's at least slightly autistic.
>>59939123
17 year old is fine
>>59939248
Cmon mate they're prime for a good shagging surely, not like it's illegal or anything
About to make a cuppa, anyone else want one?
>people that eat mcdicks but buy a diet coke
lmao what are you doing
>>59939398
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>>59938781
I have never seen a thin person drink diet coke.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PEAIJV6CmtA
Essential Primary School-core.
>>59939398
or lazy and selfish.
was going to drive through and get something at mcdonalds but decided to eat in tonight
worst decision ever. it was fucking empty except for me and some nigger family playing on the slides. I decided to leave halfway through my meal and had to cradle my burger, fries, nuggets, and drink in my arms because I had already ordered to dine in. then I spilt my fucking fries while pushing the door open
never again
>>59939272
>I speak with an English accent, I use English slang, I even keep English hours
You should probably top yourself desu then mate, that's embarrassing.. also English accent.. hahaha which one?
>>59939286
you must have an interesting accent
how long did you live in india?
please ignore my uncouth counterparts
>go to wedding
>"oh hi anon what do you do"
>work in retail
>"o-oh..."
>>59939264
You literally wouldn't be able to differentiate me from a tanned English person. I even speak with a (slight) RP accent due to growing up on my family estate. Also I'm not a fucking Paki you ignorant retard.
heavy /pol/ crossposting going on rn lids
>>59939417
here
1 sugar and a splosh of milk
>>59939417
oolong
will a single 1p lsd open my third eye
>>59939414
If you're anything over 20, you're a top class nonce mate
>>59939442
>not going up to the counter and saying the magic words
"can I have a bag please"
>>59939414
nice rasheed logic you nonce
>>59939473
>tanned English person
kek
fuck off paki twat
>>59939307
Yorkshire ain't bad desu, I mainly have that but have Earl Gray in the morn.
>>59939429
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ff1EvBricL4
>>59939442
>had to cradle my burger, fries, nuggets, and drink in my arms
just pictured you doing this anyway 2bh
>>59939321
Alright I pick English heritage you wanker.
>>59939342
Well I'm not a Paki so I guess I'm English you git.
>>59939123
How can she miss you if she never met you?
>>59939494
no
it will tickle the rim
>>59939402
In Russia where nonces walk around proudly... not here Ivan.
>>59939473
stop hating yourself
indians are the best immigrants here
Listening to the smiths again lads, ones of those nights desu
this picture makes me sad
>>59939582
16 is legal in the uk though
original pirate material
>>59939563
>BBC News uses tumblr image servers to host their content
ah yes, very impressive. Let me just click this virus.
>>59939561
She's a bit clingy, but I can deal with that for just a fuck and chuck
>>59939487
how is she supposed to get pregnant if this happens?
>>59939563
That man has a sizeable penis.
>>59939560
>putting an autistic"you + generic english insult" at the end of every post
>this is what JFs think being english is
stop it you indian poofter
>>59939417
sure mate 1 sugar. This is really handy actually, cause I've ran out of milk and all the shops are shut, I'm tea deprived.
>>59939585
shagged a few 17 year olds when I was 21
dont regret it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V9bVnQPaj48
>>59939402
t. Ivan the village molester
Really makes you think huh
>>59939622
for you
http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1464055614713.webm
me dancing for the class
>>59939578
how many should open it
>>59939422
Are you thick or something?
If I'm eating shitty food why would it make sense for me to make it worse by also drinking a load of sugar?
>>59939602
There is literally no difference between furries and weebs. Both are degenerates and the world would be better off without them.
>>59939602
>that big bag of dried dogfood in the background
reckon he eats it or do they have an actual dog?
>>59939561
He's lying.
>>59939602
maybe the old man nonced him as a kid
bit grim of a thought, but shit like that happens
being a closet homo lads
>>59939646
Wow, I never thought of it that way
*takes off suicide vest*
>>59939335
Well I do hope to be fully immersed.
>>59939360
Well I hate India and have always longed to come to the UK in place of my forefathers.
>>59939460
It's all good m8, I can handle banter. Think RP with a slight Indian twang on the vowels and with hard "r"'s. Very common amongst rich Indians.
>>59939646
yeah.... really gets the ol noggin rattling...
>>59939739
nah I doubt it
dunno how a noncing would make someone pretend to be a dog
>>59939692
You realise diet/fat-free versions of drinks and foods are bad for you?
Taking out the sugar/fat changes the taste and texture completely, so they have to substitute for the lost taste with a ton of shitty chemicals like aspartame which end up being 12x worse than the original sugar itself
Or alternatively you could try not slowly killing yourself and stop drinking cancerous drinks
>>59939660
>no reaction from other students
Was that the autist class?
>>59939692
If you really cared about your health then you wouldn't eat McDonalds in the first place. Diet Coke isn't exactly a healthy drink either and it taste worse than regular coke.
This triggers the YUROPOORS
>>59939429
Remember singing this in assembly in the mornings, primary school was fun desu.
>>59939680
I dont know, never took more than 1 at a time. watching my friends bad trip put me off pushing the boundaries with acid
>>59938976
>I love Bottom
fucking bender lmao
>>59939750
Can't fathom anyone wanting to come here desu.
>>59939780
put it on will ya, im gaspin for a brew
>>59939750
post vocaroo
where did you move to?
this confuses and enrages the untamed yank
>Really fancied a girl when I was at school (like seven years ago)
>Hadn't seen her since we left school
>Fantasised about her for years
>Imagined her growing even more beautiful
>Saw her in town earlier
>Bright red dyed hair
>Nose ring
She used to be so beautiful
>>59939780
Why does it
I dont own a microwave though tbqh but pretty much everyone i know does
>>59939528
>What are Celts?
Literally know more about your country than you. You should be deported desu.
>>59939585
Don't hate myself. I'm just not a Paki, Indians hate them more than you.
>>59939624
I'm getting a hang of it arsehole.
>>59939817
ikr
i wish we had pakis and indians in france
better than algerians desu
Lads, can you imagine ignoring your entire ancestry and bloodline, moving to a complete different country then claiming to be be 100% apart of it?
Just imagine moving to fiji and then just claim to be fijian.
How mad is that?
>>59939780
>americans boil water in this
feel like im on the verge of a diarrhea attack
>>59939771
I don't really ever drink fizzy drinks actually.
>aspartame is 12x worse than sugar
[citation needed]
In terms of calories/weight gain it really isn't.
>>59939779
Agree it tastes worse.
The argument is fatuous though; just because it eat one unhealthy thing doesn't mean I don't care about my body or that it would be hypocritical not to consume other unhealthy stuff (i.e. normal coke).
>lmao that fat person just ate some crisps but didn't eat several bags of them, who does he think he's fooling?
>>59939645
fucking legal girls is molestation?
>>59939780
>americans fry eggs in this
>>59939660
>crying like that
really hope he snapped a tendon/ligament or there is no excuse.
>>59939793
what happened to them with a bad trip
*drinks water out the kettle*
>>59939876
No wonder they're all dying of cancer
>tfw no ugly chicken eating asmr whispering gook mate
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F1Eci8JNknA
>>59939859
Pakis are shit, they play the victim and whine until they get their way. Indians are alright from what I can tell, they rarely complain and just get on with it. Their only real issue is that the FOBs speak awful English.
>>59939844
they all go to shit, they always go to shit
I was walking around ASDA earlier and realised I must look like a starving Ethiopian to all the piggies on hind legs waddling about
>>59939912
Under 18 is always molesting, you commie nonce
>>59939473
Fuck off paki hahaha couldn't tell you from a tanned English person ahahaha good one mate I certainly could fucking tell you apart if I caught a whiff of you
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V_hs0fwfB94
>>59939609
It may be legal, but it's not normal especially if he's over 20 which apparently he is.
Brexit poll tracker
>Latest developments
STAY 46%
LEAVE 41%
reckon i might finally kill myself if we Remain
>>59939964
why? it is legal both here and in the uk
>>59939414
I smashed a 17 year old (She told me she was 23 in the club which is my age) 10/10 body and face would do again
>people that use Brita filters
precious little gimps baka.
what did they collectively mean by all of this?
>>59939905
>In terms of calories/weight gain it really isn't.
Literally who cares about calories apart from fat fucking morbidly obese shits who have no sense of fucking control
>>59939930
one got stuck in a loop where he was in a cycle that lasted about 10 mins of getting thoughts of fear and anxiety/thinking it would never stop/freaking out until I calmed him down. once I had calmed him it happened again a minute or two later.
this went on for several hours and I was also tripping.
thats just one of a few
>>59939813
I guess that it has more universal appeal because it's more lowbrow.
>>59939817
Well I have family here and it's many an Indians dream to come here.
>>59939837
Literally no mic on me atm. Will possibly upload one in the future. I have a flat in London (where I'll be most of the time) and a family estate in the Highlands.
>>59939912
If they're under 18, yes.
>>59939662
*Calls you a prick and gets a tea from that generous British lad offering earlier*
>>59939986
ok, it is not normal but it is still fine.
>>59940036
i was just cracking a little jape about you liking bottom (as in enjoying anal sex) dont worry
>>59940036
>Literally no mic on me atm. Will possibly upload one in the future. I have a flat in London (where I'll be most of the time) and a family estate in the Highlands
rich as fuck confirmed
oh, to be a billionaire
>>59939942
she's cute mate
eating asmr is a bit weird though
>>59940009
>not using the Infowars fluoride filter
http://www.nydailynews.com/new-york/manhattan/nypd-close-arrest-deadly-shooting-irving-plaza-article-1.2650743?utm_content=buffer3adc6&utm_medium=social&utm_source=twitter.com&utm_campaign=NYDailyNewsTw
how stupid do you even have to be lads
>>59940009
Calcified mong
>>59940006
Just because it's legal doesn't mean it's okay
>>59940057
*withdraws my spider hordes from the field of battle*
until next time
>>59939905
Switching coke for diet coke is not going to make any real difference to your health, you're just drinking an inferior product for no reason.
>>59940012
anyone that lifts, a lot of other people too?
Do one pham.
>>59940038
why 18? you an american?
>>59940012
>Literally who cares about calories apart from fat fucking morbidly obese shits who have no sense of fucking control
serious?
People who need to make weight classes, bodybuilders, skinny cunts who need to gain weight. Caring about calories is the main way to control weight
>>59939996
I'd vote to leave aswell but fuck voting haha!
>>59940015
was this with real lsd or 1p
thought never crossed your mind to take two tabs
>>59940119
>>59940114
t. fat morbidly obese shits
>>59940137
went uni with her
got called a racist in Greggs earlier
>>59940107
why is it not ok?
YANKS ACTUALLY MICROWAVE THEIR EGGS
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
http://whatscookingamerica.net/Eggs/MicrowaveEggs.htm
CAN'T MAKE THIS SHIT UP
>tfw only had 3 pieces of bread today because there's always people in the kitchen
>>59940113
If you made similar choices on a daily basis it certainly would make a difference.
>>59940009
>this bluepilled mong
ah yes, the Bremainers
putting the microwave on lads, anyone want a cuppa?
>>59940088
I just find it intriguing how all of them love chicken so much
>>59940116
No but I am 22
Banging under 18s is weird and creepy if you're 20+
>>59940156
In his mouth or arse?
>>59940149
kek, i'm 6'2/12.5st
>>59939975
>repeatedly calls me a Paki when im anglo-indian
Stop, it's a terrible gimmick.
>>59940067
Yeah I did get it lad. Just shared my thought as well.
>>59940081
Not a billionaire or a millionaire, just well off because of my family. Wouldn't be surprised though if I have a second cousin twice removed that is though.
>>59940140
real LSD, I dont even know what this 1p stuff is.
1 tab was a very satisfying and beautiful experience for me, I've had my own problems with anxiety and depression too so I thought best not to push it
>>59940191
then why are they legal?
>>59940191
not wrong
talking with an 18 yo atm and it feels a tad weird
you can feel the gap in maturity
>>59940097
there's no fluoride in british tapwater
>>59939780
>Americans cook bacon in this
>>59940036
>Well I have family here and it's many an Indians dream to come here.
Why, India's growing like crazy, lots of money to be made I'm sure.
>>59940184
no thanks. just put the moka pot on
>>59939943
maybe, but algerians set everything on fire and mug people in groups of 3 to 69
i'd rather have fags complaining than butt bandits thinking they can't get away with anything
>>59939996
Jesus fucking Christ, why would anybody want to stay in the bureaucratic nightmare known as the EU?
>>59940238
some areas have it actually
>>59940222
>just well off because of my family. Wouldn't be surprised though if I have a second cousin twice removed that is though.
are you an aristocrat of some kind?
>>59940231
>shoving basketballs up your arse is legal
>therefore not weird or creepy at all
>russki logic
put down the vodka, it's clearly adled your brains
>>59940137
Known this beautiful, modest blonde bird who looks like Rachel Riley for over a year now. Just today I had my first interactions with her. I think we're quite compatible lads.
These are biscuits
>>59940231
so you don't see anthing wrong with a 40 year old having sex with a 16 year old?
>>59940267
interesting, didn't know that
>>59940206
we were docking mate his foreskin over my little cut bellend
>>59940009
Third eye status: completely sealed slut
>>59940137
Liked watching her arse jiggle as she wrote stuff down on 8 out of 10 cats.
>>59940285
*eats them all*
>>59940170
If it was Coke for water, then it would make a difference. The difference between Coke and Diet Coke is minimal.
Also if you're eating fast food and soft drinks on a daily basis, then it's not surprising that you're a fat fuck. You need to change your lifestyle before you think about counting calories. If you're at a point where you only eat fast food once every so often, then having a coke instead of a diet coke is not going to turn you into a hambeast.
>>59940257
students, single mothers and labour voters.
>>59940267
you know where doesn't
why liverpool of course
>>59940285
they're muffins you daft yank cunt
>yanks
>>59939919
doubt it, he wasn't moving that much, looks like he just twisted an ankle or something
>>59940290
not really
who /brown skin/ here?
:)
>>59940230
>I dont even know what this 1p stuff is.
it's an analogue of LSD that's pretty much identical to normal LSD, and was legal to sell in the UK til yesterday
was never legal in Ireland though so IDK why he's asking about it
>>59940285
A FUCKING STAR SPANGLED BANNER
going to spitroast some water lads, anyone for a brew?
>>59940240
This is how Yanks cook bacon
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EaZGaJrd3x8
liverpool mentioned
>>59940313
I'm sorry
>want to apply for ajob
>have to sign up for a particular job site
Fucking hell, monster, fish4jobs, totaljobs, reed. How any of these fucking things
>>59940322
*BEEP*
cup of tea's ready la
>>59940231
In some countries, the age of consent is as low as 14.
Would you say fucking a 14 year old is okay if it was legal?
yanks
>>59940285
Nah they look like some shit quality scones.
>>59940312
in terms of weight loss/gain, no it isn't.
I'm not fat at all you gimp, you clearly know next to nothing about nutrition. probably a skelly/runt.
*sips brexit racists tears*
>>59940386
sure, law says it is
i took a pill in ibiza xD
>>59938810
kek
YES WE BOIL WATER AND COOK EGGS IN THE MICROWAVE, JUST LEAVE US ALONE ALREADY FUCK
>>59940372
>is a shit soccer team
>>59940009
Bet your favourite film is third eyes wide shut
>>59940321
>>59940395
good job falling for the bait you stupid fucking twats
toxteth mentioned
>>59940328
>not really
>Yanks literally stole the design for their flag from a fucking clothing brand
Couldn't write it
>>59940423
>cook eggs in the microwave
w-what?
>>59940257
It's simply not being educated and just listening to whatever the media tells you. Since the EU generally benefits larger businesses, the media is almost always going to want you to vote stay.
Then you have lefty students, who just want to stay in because they think its progressive.
>>59940425
aye, but a fucking top notch city
>>59940222
>Anglo-Indian
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jTScMfYDBlo
can't tell if this video is serious or not
>>59940244
Well m80 most of India is still a shithole, and I grew up with my grandad talking about how great England is and with family from there visiting. Also I literally don't have the capability of progressing in India due to cuntish family members.
>>59940269
Eh I would call myself one but I don't have any Lords or anything like that. Great-Great-Great whatever Grandad came to India and made big bucks. In India I did have servants and butlers like that but they're not uncommon for even the middle class there.
>>59940336
Glad to know I don't consume any fluoride.
>>59940408
t. would literally fuck children if it was legal
>>59940472
>with people with shitty accents
planning a trip to grimsby
>>59940485
>Eh I would call myself one but I don't have any Lords or anything like that. Great-Great-Great whatever Grandad came to India and made big bucks. In India I did have servants and butlers like that but they're not uncommon for even the middle class there.
fug, sounds like a nice life
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XofNbkTkuP8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vRI2u1v4uCM
Bibio is amazing tb.h
>>59940479
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anglo-Indian
>living in toccy
>>59940506
be sure to visit the world famous arcade
>>59940423
>Americans lives revolve around the microwave
Going to fry some eggs in the 'crowave
howling at these drones that have bought into the 'Brita filters will protect your pineal gland' marketing spiel.
I only drink water from a natural spring several hundred miles away from the nearest human settlement.
>>59940312
>you need to change your lifestyle before counting calories
literally absolute bollocks, you mad i eat what i eat fast food, count macros and definitely look better than you skelly cunt
> virgins white knighting 17 year olds because they'll never get a chance to fuck one
Give it up
>England vote to leave the EU
>Scotland gets me independence vote and leaves the UK
>England vote to stay in the EU
>make fun of them on 4chan for being cucks
Win win for us scots lads
>>59939820
>>59939845
>>59939876
>>59939915
>>59940240
Yuros CAN'T handle this much freedom
>>59940529
Can't believe you even made a wiki page about it haha, you're obsessed mate
in love with kaceytron lads
>>59940552
alri there fritzl
would literally fuck a 10 year old if it was legal
>>59940505
I don't care what you think
am a scouser and genuinely get complimented on my accent all the time when I travel around the country.
We don't all sound like the thick skulled inbreds on ross kemp
I'm unironically the guy that cooks oats/porridge in the microwave.
AMA
>>59940557
>Scotland gets second referendum
>votes to stay part of the uk a second time
nah that would be glorious
well \brit\, it seems we all got autism havent we
Thats good to know
>>59940552
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>>59940589
so do i
what's the problem lol
>Yanks literally infect themselves with radiation willingly so that they can drink a cup of tea
Absolute mutants, the lot of them
Wonder if they even know what a pineal gland is
>>59940520
Yeah man it is. You could literally save up a bit and move to India for the good life.
>>59940569
STOP. JUST STOP.
>>59940589
nothing amazing about this, I do it too
>>59940583
17 year olds are legal to have sex with all other people who are legal to have sex
They're the facts m8
>>59940392
*turns dial to 800mw*
>>59940609
that autistic girl is a qt tho
>>59940400
The only time switching coke for diet coke would make a difference is when you're consuming an unhealthy amount of it in the first place.
I wasn't calling you fat personally, I was using "you" as a generic pronoun.
>>59940624
Haha just a bit of banter mate x
>>59939863
Nobody does that though. You just pretend to be like that so nobody attacks you.
two dogs mentioned
>>59940565
you're country is ruled by shitters and you have basically no rights
mention one american riot
lel
you can't
cuck country
>>59940621
ahh yes, highly ionising microwave radiation
oh wait
you daft twat
>>59940589
>>59940620
Use a saucepan you melts
>>59940609
yep
>>59940604
The sheer DELUSION on this one lads
>>59940635
t. would shag a 10 year old if it was legal
>>59940589
I cook rice in the microwave desu.
>>59940638
800 milliwatts is not a lot of power mate
>>59940609
leave or remain?
>>59940660
>le falling for shit bait man
>>59939473
>that one paki that thinks paki means exclusively pakistani
feel sorry for you mate
>>59940664
>2 mins in the microwave in the bowl you eat it from vs 20 mins on the stove in a saucepan + more washing up
why
>>59940589
Is there another way to do it? Microwaves are useful and I use them, but I don't cook all of my food in them like the yanks.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dDl8udKk8Zg
I cook baked potatoes in the microwave LOL
>>59940624
Yeah I always thought about saving a modest sum and moving to a poorer country to live well. As long as you can buy property and set up some businesses outright that can turn a profit and continue to fund your lifestyle. Shouldnt be too hard. the most difficult thing is getting set up with a lack of contacts and not getting ripped off because of it.
>>59940548
You can still be healthy and eat fast food if you do the exercise to burn it off. Exercising a lot is part of your lifestyle.
>>59940660
t. Microwave lobbyist
that might work on your other drones mate but my pineal gland is fortified against your lizard mind control
cook the sunday roast in the microwave ngl
>ANGLO-INDIAN
HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>59940645
One instance wouldn't make a noticeable difference, but you could say that of any small decision relating to what you consume.
>this one more scoop of ice-cream won't make a difference
>another pint won't make a difference
it's all the same.
fancied a late night snack so i've popped a few slices of bacon in the microwave x
brb lads just rustling up a quick steak in the nuke
do places like manchester, leeds or birmingham even have iconic buildings like the bombed out church
>>59940699
reverse baited
>>59940701
JF litmus test desu
THAT LAW
>>59940703
>20 minutes
You're no better than the yanks
You actually get the consistency you want, your porridge doesn't explode and it doesn't fucking burn
Learn to cook you povvo
cook me bollocks in the microwave desu
>>59939856
>english
>celts
you know nothing laddo
>>59940675
no you don't..
unironically am a 'wave hobbyist
don't own an oven or stove
>>59940586
You and Ivan will get on great
Hate the monarchy after listening to the smiths lads
>>59940755
i would let you rustle your steak in my nukehole desu you hot spanish stallion lad
>>59940776
mate i have many years of microwave cooking under my belt and can assure you my porridge is of the highest quality and consistency
America went to pot after we left
>>59940760
yeah, got a few nice mosques haha mugged off lol haha fucking mugs
>b-but if we leave the eu we'll have to pay tariffs!
Firstly, doesn't that say how shit it is that other countries are punished for wanting to trade with the eu?
Secondly, if other countries want to trade with us, they have to agree to our terms too. People always ignore this side of the argument
>>59940743
The original point was that the pros of diet coke (how it is marginally better for your health) are outweighed by the cons (how it tastes worse).
My bible.
>>59940779
>he thinks the saxons eliminated the indigenous population
They mixed, england is still mostly celtic except in places like norfolk
>>59940760
Had a joint in there once haha
>>59939856
Remain or leave the EU?
>>59940822
Wouldn't touch it with a barge pole even if I was starting to death you radioactive cunt
>>59940810
Morrissey is an Irish twat
can a NON-JF make the next thread please
>>59940873
me too lad, its not a good spot anymore though as they have taken to locking the gates more.
Will occasionally have one in that little war memorial park by st georges hall and the museum
>capitalism
Hahah! Been there, done that, did not end well!
>>59940884
Irish blood, English heart lad
Now fuck off yank
Lads I've got a great little piece of video that could become an awesome gif or reaction pic. Not sure if I should go to the effort of making it.
